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>he bought the top edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/@TheDavidLinReport - Stocks, PMs, Crypto
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Stocks, PMs, Crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>57257516

>> No.57259475
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>> No.57259477

stocks

>> No.57259487

what's the move on Nvidia?

>> No.57259494
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>BTC

Did boomers just become generational bagholders? Is this the reversing of their fortune?

>> No.57259501

>>57259435
-3% EOD, BOOK IT

>> No.57259517

>>57259487
I'm busy procrastinating on interview prep. I'll probably have a look at vcc this evening and have a better idea.

>> No.57259521

Why would anybody be buying bonds or equities today, when Bitcoin is going to 1 billion dollars per coin?

>> No.57259534

>>57259521
Cathie Wood said 1.5m by 2030 and as we know, women are always right when it comes to finances.

>> No.57259535

>>57259465
Who gives a fuck? You are not supposed to daytrade certs retard. You buy, hold over the day or a few, then sell. I just made $176 in a span of 4 days.

>> No.57259538

>>57259517
>interview prep
I hope you are not a webshitter

>> No.57259550
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>>57259435
>he baked

>> No.57259554

>JD going red because of American inflation numbers
>doesn't even do business in America
i love algos

>> No.57259567
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>>57259554
China bros... We never coom.

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>>57259521
on no news?!

>> No.57259585

>>57259487
up

>> No.57259587

I hate crypto SO FUCKING MUCH AAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.57259588

>>57259554
My boy BABA holding green thanks to this

>> No.57259589

this is the worst /smg/ yet, and the worst bake yet

>> No.57259601

Realistically speaking, what's the next event we can pin our hopes to to signal the start of a bullrun

>> No.57259608

Why wouldn't I put 10k into IBIT right now? Or FBTC?

>> No.57259607

>>57259601
Tesla earnings

>> No.57259614

>>57259601
QE + rate cuts.

>> No.57259616

At least MARA trannies got fucked

>> No.57259620

ON ABSOLUTELY NO NEWS
NO NEWS AT ALL
wait I should check the news

>> No.57259623

>>57259601
The reelection of Donald J. Trump!

>> No.57259626

>>57259435
retard thread slave, i'm not tipping

>> No.57259627
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57259627

>later today

>> No.57259636

>>57259627
friday is going to pump high, right? ... right?

>> No.57259664

>>57259636
I would tell you yes, but I'm a lying dog faced pony soldier.

>> No.57259670

>ppi & banks tomorrow
SEEEEEELL! SEL FOR YOUR LIVES!

>> No.57259684

Ah shit sorry anons, I accidentally pushed the sell button instead of the buy button on that one.

>> No.57259690
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57259690

CPI says not only can he NOT cut rates six times this year as currently is priced in, he now has to hike rates AGAIN. Do you degenerates even understand what this means? There will be ZERO rate cuts this year you absolute FOOLS.

>> No.57259702

>>57259601
The invasion of Iran

>> No.57259733

>>57259690
Wrong. Recession will force him to cut.

>> No.57259736

>>57259690
There will be rate cuts this year, but the rate cuts will be due to a massive recession, and crash landing. #NoSoftLanding #Bidenomics #StopGivingQuarterToIllegals

>> No.57259743
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57259743

So even though inflation is hotter than expected, the Fed is still expected to cut because of how the Fed Meetings are scheduled. Not cutting in March puts the whole system in restrictive territory.

>> No.57259758

>>57259538
No it's some ROS thing. They say they're not in defense though.

>> No.57259771

>>57259690
The fed doesn't control interest rates, they're slave to the market.

>> No.57259784

Interesting Perspective: Bitcoin ETF now brings an asset to Wall Street that is settled in real time wrapped in a system that trades in T+2. Just wait until options get introduced.

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>>57259758
Fake and gay economy cant stay gay for so long

>> No.57259796

kill all bobos, murder all bobos

reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.57259799

just look how many tech sissy comapnies have started their nth layoff wave

>> No.57259803
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It's over.

>> No.57259806

>>57259786
Yeah it's a contract gig.
Full time employment in the US tech industry is now a myth.

>> No.57259826
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57259826

I CREATED
I CREATED
I CREATED
I CREATED
I CREATED
I CREATED MY OWN PRISON!

>> No.57259829

>>57259806
I hope you nail it, anon. Go and prep for it. Now!

>> No.57259830
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57259830

>Crash it fucking all.
>Liquidate everything.
>No survivors.
>Billions must die.

>> No.57259833 [DELETED] 

Your bunny wrote 3.14 drill-a

>> No.57259861

>>57259477
yes

>> No.57259865
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LISTEN UP /SMG/
You all need to watch this fucking webm I found on /wsg/. I don't normally go for schizo stuff, but what they're saying could have PROFOUND impacts on the stock market and especially YOUR portfolio!
>>>/wsg/541

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57259873

I hate this board
Its so fucked up
All my gains are gone
They tell me its just bad luck

>> No.57259875
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>>57259803

>> No.57259894

>>57259865
???? Where's the link!!!! You can't just say PROFOUND impacts and especially YOUR in the same sentence like that without providing the whole scoop. Fuck I'll even give you the $100 for the information.

>> No.57259899
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>>57259435
I am bearish short term, bullish long term, and crabbish indefinitely

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SAVE gamblers, here is your next shot

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>>57259873
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/zTuD8k3JvxQ?t=43

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>>57259865
ty anon

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>>57259905
My pain is self chosen etc.

>> No.57259937
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57259937

>realizes google search a shit
>fires technerds to make it shittier

this jeet is /ourguy/ saving us

>> No.57259947
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>>57259901
Isn't the point of a credit union the fact that they aren't a bank? Why would a credit union buy out a bank?

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>CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA

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>rate cuts

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>CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA CHINA

>> No.57259966

>he's a
>NO
>NATGAS
>NIGGER

>> No.57259975

>>57259905
THE ONLY DIRECTION WE GO IS DOWN
DOWN, OH DOWN
DOWN, OH DOWN
DOWN, OH DOWNNN

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>>57259959
>>57259948

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>>57259924
>>57259975
>YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

https://youtu.be/l9jX1KAKp78?t=340

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>>57259984

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So this is how bulls felt in 1929...

>> No.57260022
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>>57259905
>>57259924
>>57259975
>>57259994
>listening to TROONS

>> No.57260026

>>57259994
>>57259959
>>57259948
Can I filter a specific user somehow? I'm serious. I can't stand this shit any longer.

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>>57259435
>couple dozen calls
>$0.05 average cost
>2DTE
>underlying has climbed and is literally .23% OTM
>mark: $0.02
Well, I've never seen some shit like this before. I guess they can't expire THAT much more worthless than they already are, I just don't know why nobody wants my lottery tickets. I might exercise a few contracts anyway and just eat the cost of holding the shares directly, I really think the thesis was sound. And I recouped the losses in other ways, but that sure is a hell of a lot of taxable action just to be down 0.1% today.

>> No.57260040

jfc is this the real thread?
i cannot remember a /smg/ that has been lower quality in recent times

>> No.57260041

>>57260022
Delet this

>> No.57260042
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>>57259948
>>57259959
>>57259994
KWEB is such an easy contrarian play here

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>>57260026

>> No.57260070

Why are there so many bots here pretending the place that uses sticks to eat their food is a real investment?

>> No.57260073
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>>57260022
Fuck of fag. Layne's talent is 1 in a TRILLION!

https://youtu.be/iNEYBV7zGOg?t=122
>>57260026
Bottom signal.

>> No.57260086

>>57260061
Spamming fucking alice in chains, ryan gosling and that weird blue bitch all fucking days and night not shutting the fuck up about China. It's driving me insane.

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Is constipation a Covid symptom? I ask because I’m sitting here busting capillaries trying to get this log into the toilet for going on 15 minutes and nothing

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>>57260086
>It's driving me insane.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA LMFAO!
T H E R E I S N O E S C A P E

>> No.57260108

>>57260100
You need help you autistic bitch

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>>57260096
>YFW on the shitter.

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>>57260040
>>57260086
>He thinks it’s a bad thread
I promise it can get a lot worse.

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57260121

Someone talk me out of slurping this MARA dip

>> No.57260123

>>57260108
It would help if jannies would do their job properly around here.

>> No.57260127

>>57260086
Man I hate boomer music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unwYTiU6rDc

>> No.57260130
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>oil up
>MARA latecomers getting rekt
Today is a good day.

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>>57260108
I am the savior of your portfolio. China will be up 50% MINIMUM by EOY screencap this post and re-post at EOY.

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MARA Chads... you sold at $28 r-right?

>> No.57260149

>that 11:45 bar in every sector
wtf????

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>>57260121
Slurp some dick redditor, I'm re-entering MARA around $10-12 in a few weeks.

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>>57260086
YEah well if you don't like it you can GEET OUT.

>> No.57260169

Is DIVO pretty much the only buy-write equities ETF that somehow just werks?

>> No.57260172

>>57260073
>the depths of her voice speak to the depths of his soul

>> No.57260175

LLAP

Lol.

Scammed.

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>>57260172
>her

>> No.57260191

So we can pretty much write off the idea of profits in 2024, can't we

>> No.57260195

ok shitheads
somebody paste a comprehensive list of all the bitcoin etf tickers

>> No.57260199
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>>57260191
Not if you're in CHINA.

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57260204

You shouldn't be shorting heavy until march opex.

>> No.57260212

>>57260191
No the market will find a new mcguffin like AI last year or oil the year before or EVs before that

>> No.57260213
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>>57260175
I mean their ticker is the acronym for "Live long and prosper" for fuck's sake

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>>57260195
>/smg/ - Stock Market General
Fuck off with the corn posting.

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These are the trading days that separate the vets from the tourists

>> No.57260229

>>57260195
There is BRRR and HODL. Enjoy fag

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>>57260214
you're even more annoying than the cumbreatharedawae samefagging crew

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>>57260229
gfy

>> No.57260245

>>57260195
IBIT will win and have best options market

>> No.57260250

This bitcoin etf thing is hilarious. Haven't seen a launch chart like that before

>> No.57260254

>>57260213
At first I thought you were joking and that it was a shit joke

I had google it. Lmfaooo. holy shit that makes sense why the company "Terran Orbital" went for a meme Star Trek ticker symbol. I don't watch start Trek so i just overlooked the ticker symbol.

but wow they really went for le epic star treck ticker symbol

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>>57260195
>>57260229
>>57260244
>>57260245
Early volume leaderboard

>> No.57260259

smg bros i need advice: YOLO into SQQQ or sit on my 500 shares and see what happens? the internet says they just shook out the shorts to dump and this will be a localized rugging. what do i do?

>> No.57260267

>>57260042
bing chilling

>> No.57260289

>>57260254
Yeah I didn't put it together either, but I just so happened to see someone say LLAP on Twitter and I figured out what it meant in context, kek. At that point I became 1000% sure it was a fucking scam meme ass company.

>> No.57260290

>>57260245
I guess that's very likely.
Most ETF trading volume, weekly options not soon after.
But I guess the price could've been >$100 or the options chain will be very thin when it comes to strike prices...

BITO (but muh futures yaddah yaddah) still has the most robust options chain

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>>57260267
Based ICE CREAM enjoyer.

>> No.57260297

>>57260255
checked
mein neger

>> No.57260302

>>57260289
There are so many signs that the space company LLAP is a scam, but their fucking ticker symbol being a Star Trek Vulcan meme is one of the funniest indicia

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>> No.57260318

(((Vanguard))) wont let me buy any bitcoin ETFs. Why

>> No.57260322

hi smg
its my bday today
why is market crash

>> No.57260324

>>57260191
Not if you're a NATGAS and OIL dip buyer and rip seller.

>> No.57260325

If I had to pick one chinese stock to hold for 20 years, what would it be?
Might plan on even DCA into it for years

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Ok I got to go buy some beer and cigarettes hold BABA at 72$ for me.

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>TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY
WHERE THE STOCKS ARE GREEN AND THE OPTIONS STILL WITH ME
>OH WON'T YOU TAKE ME HOME?

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This dumb fucking nog diversity hire can't fucking read 2 sentences without stuttering and stumbling her words because reading is too hard for her race but I bet you this boon makes 150k+ a year

I fucking hate this world so much

>> No.57260352

>>57260325
SSO

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>>57260325
>20 years
Idk about 20 years... The only company that I can think of that will for sure exist in 20y is Kweichow Moutai. They have a strong moat.

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>>57260335
I've concluded that financial TV adds little to no value.

>> No.57260381

>>57260335
>diversity hire at bloomberg
>with that schnozz
Pick one

>> No.57260383

>>57259435
man made 2k of VEEV hopefully it hits its ATH again and i will make 40k profit

>> No.57260416

>>57260096
I have COVID currently and my shits are definitely weirder than usual, but I’m not constipated. I don’t know if the weirdness is from COVID or all the drugs I’m taking to stave off basically sinus infection symptoms

>> No.57260418

I CAN REMAIN RETARDED LONGER THAN THE MARKET CAN REMAIN SOLVENT!

>> No.57260430
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>>57260335
>I bet you this boon makes 150k+ a year
i'd rather be in the trenches swinging and scalping contracts like a REAL NIGGA...

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>>57260418
fucc

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Damn breh.

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57260462

you did heed my warning and tread carefully... didnt you anon?

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>>57260416
>I have COVID
no refunds

>> No.57260479
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57260479

>MARA -18%

>> No.57260480

>>57260462
WTF moon I thought we were cool?

>> No.57260483

>>57260461
what are you guys talkign about market isnt that choppy

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>>57260483
ON NO NEWS

>> No.57260492

>>57260480
Moon must be hollow this is weak AF FR FR no CAP, moon is bussin

>> No.57260494

>>57260430
Do a barrel roll!

>> No.57260495

>>57260318
I can't buy IBIT or any other in the UK via IBKR because "crypto related products are not allows in your country" (UK). Lel.

>> No.57260501
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57260501

>not a single bobo gloating post
bears really are an endangered species now

>> No.57260508

>>57260501
Pelosi convinced me to stop being a bear

>> No.57260509

>>57260501
I'm celebrating today because my RXRX and LLAP shorts are doing well, but i dont gloat. learned my lesson. sonee of us have been here long enough to post making 20k in a day and losing 20k in a day

>> No.57260511

>>57260501
wait for 1pm, that's when you'll see some real shit.

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>>57260501
Yeah, that is mildly concerning now that I think about it.

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>>57260501
They were all wiped out by global winning

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>NANC

>> No.57260566
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>>57260141
I BOUGHT at $28
It's no matter. Time to hold some bags.

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>>57260501
Hunted to extinction, sad.

>> No.57260582
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57260582

i think im going to take my own advice and go play some legend of cuckda tearz of da kangzdom and ignore the market while the blood moon rises once again. catch you goyim later... oh yea you are all invited to my Jesus and the Eucharist group discussion later tonight after the market closes. hope to see you there anon!

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57260599

Yesterday: stocks up, energy sector down
Today: stocks down, energy sector up

>> No.57260615

FUCK YES STOCKS IN THE RED
sink niggers, sink
Everyone wants the buying opportunity of September 2023 to repeat

>> No.57260616

>fire up the app
>nothing but reds
epic, just how i like it

>> No.57260619
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57260619

>bitcoin etf comes out
>reasonably higher ER but still barely .2%
>wonder what crypto tards have been paying this whole time
>find out that they are charged fee's when they buy or sell
>they actually lose 0.1% of all of their transaction regardless if they are buying or selling
are you fucking kidding me
these faggots have been shilling their bullshit as next gen when they are still fucking charged for trading?

>> No.57260630

>>57260582
that game was actually pretty fun, i enjoyed the puzzle shrines, however i did not enjoy the lava cave with the maze of mine cars, or having to fight the ink faggot in the underground over9000 times. like one time was cool, but it's not a challenging fight, just time consuming.

>> No.57260649

>>57260619
Yeah, and get this, on high volume days you pay even more than usual.

>> No.57260651

seems to me that this supposed demand for 29 year and 10 month treasuries just isn't there. everybody is buying the new bitcoin etfs instead.

>> No.57260654

>>57260550
Spoilers: It's just expensive QQQ

>> No.57260655

>>57260630
im still at the beginning. currently just going from section to section unlocking all the towers and doing whatever easily visible shrines there are before i proceed with the quests. it is decent but its essentially the same game as before which is why i held off for so long on buying it on general principle.

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>>57260630
I remember /v/ bitching endlessly about item durability and the kuruks and shrines. It was pretty funny to play it and find out it was a non issue.

>> No.57260665

>>57260619
yeah that's one of the reasons I backed out of crypto.
There are cryptos that have free transfers, like NANO, but for someone reason they are ignored and everyone just piles into Bitcoin for muh "deflationary store of value"

>> No.57260681

>>57260462
Will it be majestic on the 25th?

>> No.57260692

whats the difference between mara and coin. which is better at following buttcoin price?

>> No.57260710

The market owes me like $300 for today.

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>>57260710
The market's rebuttal?

>> No.57260718

>>57259784
I want my 3x btc options

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>>57260681
qrd on the wolf moon?

>> No.57260739

PPT fully activated

>> No.57260747

>>57260692
One's a miner, the other is an exchange. As buttcoin goes, so do they both

>> No.57260748

>>57260739
retracement to SPY $476 before EOD

>> No.57260749

SOXL calls right now, baby boys

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>> No.57260756

>>57260096
Drink water and eat dried mangos

>> No.57260760

>>57260661
>item durability and the kuruks and shrines
i would prefer just 1 non breakable one-handed traditional link master sword from the beginning vs fusing rocks and shit onto wooden sticks. and the korok seeds are absurd just by sheer amount of them but otherwise fine and shrines are ok too but i wish there were more traditional dungeons

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>>57260692
marathon digital or mara is a bitcoin miner, coinbase is a brokerage and custodian of many of the newly launched bitcoin etf's. mstr is a bitcoin bank essentially attached to a shitty software husk. Best thing to get to follow buttcoin price will be $ibit itself, second best will be coin followed by mstr and lastly the miners as far as actual share value compared to btc price. Buy ibit trade the rest, don't buy anyother btc etf is coinbase is not the custodian.

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>mumus rn

>> No.57260770

>>57260732
Uranus is still in retrograde, there are two wolves inside you

>> No.57260776

I bought IBIT. Am I GMI?

>> No.57260789

We'll be alright we just need to sell everything

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WTFWT?!?!

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neat

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>>57260789

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>>57260754
Gigaboomers at vanguard making moves to protect their clients from volatile assets they don't understand. Very cool.

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>>57260789
We just needed to cool off before the next rally.

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>>57260776
I dropped 5 figures on IBIT this morning. I think it pairs nicely with my QQQ and QLD positions.

>> No.57260833

>>57260762
thanks. ok yeah might go for exhange. gonna try to wait how far this dumpening goes.

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>>57260665
>be a huge cyperpunk fan as a kid
>finally get a good pc
>set it up to mine crypto
>"this is actually so fucking cool"
>learn that I have to pay a fee for mining it
>learn I have to pay a fee to transfer to an exchange
>learn I have to pay a fee to sell it for dollars
>I also have to pay for electricity and taxes
>the crypto bro solution is to just never sell and instead just hoard all your crypto in your own special wallet that will never be used

>> No.57260845

>>57260818
>only bobos left are the retard pandas

>> No.57260854

Where do I buy the option to kms myself?

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>>57260845
I'm no biologist, but I have no idea how these things survived thus far.

>> No.57260864

>>57260838
>>the crypto bro solution is to just never sell and instead just hoard all your crypto in your own special wallet that will never be used
thats what they tell you but in reality they purchase illegal things with it

>> No.57260866

>>57260838
pretty much the same with "saving for retirement"

>> No.57260884

>>57260864
Bitcoin is fully traceable, the only anonymous crypto is Monero and regulators keep seething about it so it's harder and harder to buy

>> No.57260887

>>57260884
even if you mine it yourself?

>> No.57260890

>>57260864
lol like what?
most real estate sales are tracked by respective government and authorities...
which pretty much eliminates the most desirable category

>> No.57260925

>>57260831
I feel safer buying from Larry than I do any of the other providers, a few of whom are literal whos.

>> No.57260927

>>57260175
LLAP plappers…. It’s over

>> No.57260929

>>57260838

there is a fee everytime you move your money in the bank, most people are just too dumb to realize it

>> No.57260934
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57260934

So it's bond time?

>> No.57260945

>>57260934
Nigga, CPI just told you Powell is Burns 2.0. Look up how bonds did in the 70s.

>> No.57260953

>>57260945
No, "nigga", I mean the bond auction is happening at this moment.

>> No.57260954

>>57260175
>>57260927
Maybe they can merge with MNTS, SPCE, and LUNR. We can consolidate all the dumb space companies into one ticker.

>> No.57260955

>soxl
were back!

>> No.57260966
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thread cloud

>> No.57260970

>>57260953
Oh I gotchu. Yeah, that pop ain't enough to save it.

>> No.57260977

>>57260887
yeah you can mine it, but my point is centralised exchanges are delisting it so it's harder to trade.
But still possible, it just takes a little bit more work

>> No.57260980

>>57260966
neat

>> No.57260985

Baggie you’re a retard

>> No.57261002

>>57260175
>>57260927
This was always going to be a long hold. The company is slowly improving its EPS to positive territory, but until it does that the stock will obviously be highly volatile and rife for speculation.
I foresee it will break even by 2025

>> No.57261001

>>57260966
>Spelling out the psyop for them
Is this the psyop?

>> No.57261007

>>57260322
happy birthday, anon

>> No.57261014

>>57259588
>>57260331
I still can't FUCKING believe Coke Boomer caught the bottom tick on this.

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>>57260966
>buy crypto

>> No.57261024

>>57260985
i was i supposed to know there were fucking foreigners who still wanted our fucking t-bills?

>> No.57261027

hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha MARA hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha

>> No.57261032

>>57260966
>Buy stocks
>Crypto sell
Sounds about right

>> No.57261034

>>57260966
>>57261023
>today bitcoin
>tomorrow the world

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>>57260966
>just a little NATGAS and OIL
Tickers SHGY and DIGY

>> No.57261063
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MARA is going to recover.

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>>57261039
>5% nominal growth
>War engulfing literally the entire middle east
>SPR half-empty
>WTI 72

>> No.57261086

>>57261039
More like ticker ISHYGDDT

>> No.57261095

>>57261078
>War engulfing literally the entire middle east
Isn't Africa getting railed too?

>> No.57261098

>>57261063
Aye

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>MFW today

>> No.57261121

>>57261078
You're right, I'm going to buy a little more now.

>> No.57261133

>>57260966
I approve of having a thread cloud on each thread.

>> No.57261135

>>57261121
Well, when I see it form a little trough.

>> No.57261156

anons one day i will learn to make money

>> No.57261155

Fuck it, GoNoGo just flipped to green light on TLT, cashed in those puts and jumped on the calls. #ForeignersActuallyBoughtTheBonds #TLTMoonMission

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>>57260770
>there are two wolves inside you
>it didnt happen
>they deserved it

>> No.57261169

>>57261002
kek baggie cope

>> No.57261172

>>57261095
Djibouti is about to get Djibouti blasted if they keep refusing us basing rights.

>> No.57261186

>>57261156
You need money to make money. If you don't have capital to back up your positions in the first place no trade will have the impact or outcomes you want.

Which is why you should invest in a good set of kneepads.

>> No.57261206

>>57260770
>two wolves inside you
sorry, this is false. i'm not a white woman

>> No.57261218

So what's going on with TLT/TMF, there wasn't a dump..>>57261206

>> No.57261223

I'd down 4% so far this year, largely owing to my outsized PCT position.

>> No.57261233
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>>57261135
WHAT TICKER?

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57261234

>mfw the dip gets bought

>> No.57261241

>>57261218
barely strong bond auction.

>> No.57261243

>>57261218
Yeah, baggie is stupid and I am not

>> No.57261261

>>57261218
foreign demand was higher than i expected and Grandma Yellen had no problem unloading her bags on smelly foreigners. something about dollar menu milkshakes and international crisis or something.

>> No.57261266

>russel 2k struggling
small cap bros not being schizo is comfy

>> No.57261274

>>57261241
>>57261261
people are buying bonds because stocks are overbought and a recession is likely coming.

>> No.57261277

>>57261243
i still made 30% off my trade

>> No.57261303

>>57261277
Well good I guess, time to go long TLT

>> No.57261313

just buy 0dte calls in every dip, sell an hour later
works every time

>> No.57261314

>>57261233
USO till it drops enough for some UCO.

>> No.57261316
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Russell is the canary in coal mine. We are dead doomed. We'll be forced to sell our /fit/ bodies to the Chinese who are only buying because they ran out of girls

>> No.57261323

>>57261303
yeah, i just bought a bunch of TLT calls and now i'm off to mcdonalds for one of them milk shakes.

>> No.57261325

>>57261274
been buying bonds since november, writing has been on the walls.

>> No.57261337

Wtf is Mara doing
There is literally no news

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>>57261337
>no news

>> No.57261351

>>57261337
why do people still whine with the "no news" shit its stocktwits tier

>> No.57261353
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Crude chart looks like a move is coming

>> No.57261365
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>>57261166

>> No.57261367

>>57261353
*adjusts glasses*
hmm yes the line goes up, goes down, goes up, goes down so it will probably go up again

>> No.57261371

>>57261316
The pussy market has become ruthlessly efficient due to online dating and social media. It used to be an average guy could find market inefficiencies in his local city. But that time is long gone, and the pussy market is now fully globalized, commoditized, and financialized.

>> No.57261374

I missed slurping 472s due to a work meeting and now I am priced out forever

>> No.57261377

>>57261325
Looking forward to seeing you get blown out as the 10Y heads back towards 5% as inflation accelerates in wave 2.

>> No.57261378
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>>57261353

>> No.57261383

>>57261374
the market will never go down ever again
however you can use this to your advantage by simply buying 0dte calls on every single red candle on the minute chart

>> No.57261395

>>57261371

pussy value decay pretty rapidly

>> No.57261423

>>57261395
Yes, which makes it an extremely scarce resource relative to its massive demand.

>> No.57261429

>>57261395
thats why you invest your dick in milfs with nice and big natural tits.

>> No.57261449
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57261449

He sold?

>> No.57261450

why the fucks are you bunch of stupid motherfuckers already bailing on IWM/TNA
why are you so stupid the 30-year bond auction was alright so why not ride the pump for some more
just keep your fucking hands still and steer away from the sell button then do whatever the fuck you want after 3pm
fucking dipshits

>> No.57261457

>>57261395
that is one tradable security that cannot regain its theta

>> No.57261460

>>57261429
>thats why you invest your dick in milfs with nice and big natural tits.
MILFs are like buying a used car. Is it a well-maintained Toyota, or a rental car Dodge?

>> No.57261491

>>57261450
I made good money on TNA and got out before this dump. Small craps are going to keep bleeding until rate cuts are more finalized. I'll slurp if Mr. Russell gives me 17s.

>> No.57261505
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57261505

>OpenAI CEO Sam Altman marries his best friend Oliver.
Excuse me, excuse me, but what about the sister-fucking?

>> No.57261509

Markets acting surprised when inflation is still above 2% and companies are price gouging. I’m not sure why we’re even having rate cut talks when average inflation over the last few years is well above the 2% target and it is still elevated.

>> No.57261517

>>57261377
Lol wave 2. Keep dreaming, everything is popping. It’ll be over by Q2.

>> No.57261527

All I do is swingtrade SOXL and SOXS

>> No.57261535

>>57261395
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/backwardation.asp

>> No.57261544

>>57261378
Idk but the pattern is recognizable. Like a head and shoulders or something. Prbly down if I had to guess but I’d hedge both ways

>> No.57261567

>>57261371
accurate, saved

>> No.57261586

>>57260086
I bought more BABA because of this post.

>> No.57261590
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57261590

>>57261395
>>57261423
>>57261457
Fucking have sex you dumbass nerds, its never been easier to get easy pussy

>> No.57261606

>>57261544
Bother patters don't exist in the stock market that's your skitzo monkey brain telling you bullshit.

>> No.57261608

>>57261590
how?

>> No.57261611

>>57261505
>hes gay
well i didnt know that but explains a lot.

>> No.57261619

>>57261590
No.

>> No.57261625

Buy China

>> No.57261631
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57261631

Holy hell WTFWT?

>> No.57261639

wegamn coffee?

>> No.57261643

what the hell just happened why did bonds suddenly explode

>> No.57261656

>>57261316
The Chinese'll have the money to do so too because they bought the treasuries.

>> No.57261659

>>57261611
get your gaydar fixed bro

>> No.57261663

>>57261590
He's right, he has promoted and sold himself as a member of fornication. You could easily have sex with him, a half a share of APL would do. If you haven't got half-AAPL just offer a slice of costco pizza, he's hard up after all the STD pills.

Yes, this is an advertisement for WAL, where the people are crazy, but they ain't as bad as that guy.
>>57261643
As foretold, nobody's buying and Yellen was putting out huge volumes.

>> No.57261691

>>57261505
doesnt negate the sister fucking

in my school in lower grades a lesbian made a move on a dude during sleepover.

>> No.57261720

>>57261631
Bounce off 4 EMA

>> No.57261723
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57261723

So close to ath once again.

>> No.57261731

>>57261606
Huh

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>>57261691
>in my school in lower grades a lesbian made a move on a dude during sleepover.

>> No.57261748

>>57261663
>As foretold, nobody's buying and Yellen was putting out huge volumes.
Nah I was wrong, it's quite the opposite. turns out there were tons of smelly foreigners trading in their non-reserve currencies into dollars to buy our treasuries because of the promises of milkshakes or some shit. So the yields are retreating since, they know their currencies are shit and they'll be wanting to own some dollars 29 years and 10 months from now while their shit currencies devalue into oblivion.

>> No.57261749

LABU finally broke past that 9:31 wick and it's kinda holding
i'm in

>> No.57261790

>>57261749
i'm out
hope whoever was on the other side of the trade enjoys my money

>> No.57261798
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57261798

>first thing to fall to entropy is entropy itself

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>>57261731
Lewrn2readnigger

>> No.57261837

>>57261749
>>57261790
PUSSY OUT LIKE A BOSS

>> No.57261838

>>57261590
thanks for the advice, but im saving my loosh for now

>> No.57261845

>>57261803
Hey I like anime!

>> No.57261885

>>57261845
But do you have the power of anime and god on your side?

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57261887

NVDA chads, we're eating well tonight.

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>>57261881
>>57261881
>>57261881

>> No.57261897

>>57261590
I'm priced out forever.

>> No.57261901

>>57261234
people have way too much fucking money

>> No.57261913

>>57261895
Based hamchad

>> No.57261925

>>57261845
Nigga that's manga not anime.

>> No.57261928

>>57261590
> have sex with diseased loose roast beef
no thanks, I tried that once and hated it. it's virgins for me.

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>>57260966

>> No.57261956

>>57261748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlXAAgWVftc

>> No.57261983

Why the fuck is the market recovering lol? Inflation was Hot

>> No.57262023

>>57261983
just wait till tomorrow.
-5% at least

>> No.57262047

>>57261983
>Inflation was Hot
muh rate cuts?

>> No.57262164

>>57262047
>.01

>HOT

literally a statistical anomaly and meaningless number during a shopping holiday

>> No.57262173

>>57262164
seasonally adjusted CPI is hot too, nigger

>> No.57262200

>>57262173
The trend is still down. Everyone knows theres no rate hikes coming. So nothing has changed. Not a thing

>> No.57262329
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57262329

I made an expensive mistake. I bought a lot of shares of MARA at $28 this morning. Literally, unironically, bought the very top of the pump.

How long do I have to hold these bags? Or am I just holding them forever because MARA is never going back to $28?

Why didn't I just put this shit into VT or increase my 401k contribution instead. Maybe I'm not cut out for this trading shit.

>> No.57262442

>>57262329
can you save yourself with options? or is it too late?

>> No.57262497

>>57262329
I sold out and recovered EVERYTHING simply swing trading UPRO and XXXX.

>> No.57262510

>>57262023
Why why fucking why with your crystal fucking ball?

>> No.57262632

So puts until earnings. Check.

>> No.57262772
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I'm still holding my shorts.

>> No.57262857

>>57262772
Eat my shorts old man.

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Baking...