/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.57254288]

This thread is now a time capsule. It will be read in the archives many many years from now. What would you like to tell the future newfags of this board on today, 1/11/2024 the day ETF BTC spot trading goes live.

Go ahead anon, you have the floor.

[Anonymous No.57254298]

>>57254288
All of the history books are lies and the Nazis won the war.

[Anonymous No.57254300]

AHEM…. FUTURE NEWFAGS….

YOU WILL NEVER MAKE IT AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.57254303]

>>57254298
Based

[Anonymous No.57254307]

>>57254298
if the nazis won then why are the jews still in control?

[Anonymous No.57254312]

>>57254288
Nice dubs and also new BTC fud will arrive within 24 hours.

[Anonymous No.57254318]

>>57254288
I love my wife :)

[Anonymous No.57254319]

>>57254288
Let digits decide your fate

[Anonymous No.57254321]

>>57254288
BTC will retrace from here.
Money will flow into alts.

[Anonymous No.57254337]

BLUUUUURHGHGHHGOBORBLORBSHHHHHHHHHHHBLORKLOORKORKORORKASHBLOORGHSHBLUUUUUUUUUURRHHHHHHHHKKKS

[Anonymous No.57254338]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGsv0pJemTY

[Anonymous No.57254340]

>>57254307
Because they're smart enough to know that all they need to do is literally stand back and let the Jews self destruct.

[Anonymous No.57254347]

>>57254288
Poopoo peepee.

[Anonymous No.57254352]

Our bags pump 1 day after disgusting jewish child rape tunnels are discovered under synagogues in new york city, and packs of feral migrant niggers are constantly asking the govt for free shit, inflating the currency value in your pocket away in spectacular fashion.

We’ve won, but at what cost?

In the coming years, I will use my money earned from digital assets to finally strike fear into these people, through overwhelming improvised means.
Govt lawmakers will fear the drone
Jews will get gassed
Nigs will be shot
BTC will fund it all.

[Anonymous No.57254360]

>>57254288
I hold 500k HBAR at $0.075. Hope I made it.

[John Poop No.57254363]

I'm really into gay poop sex

[Anonymous No.57254364]

As long as they know I dislike brown people I don't care what else gets posted in this thread

[Anonymous No.57254381]

NTMA

[Anonymous No.57254383]

This is the year that we make it

[Anonymous No.57254384]

>>57254300
CHECKED, BASED, AND GET FUCKED

[Anonymous No.57254402]

This shit won't be archived OP

https://youtu.be/h9n5qvY3I7g?si=7YZZYY-atvQmqom9

[Anonymous No.57254405]

I just want everyone in the future to know i bought Quant (ticker:QNT) at $115. I'm sure for those of you reading this in the future you're very impressed with my buy price because QNT is probably $50k+ right now. Yep, i'm a legend I know.

[Anonymous No.57254412]

>>57254288
I sneed therefore i am

[Anonymous No.57254419]

>>57254298
>>57254300
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>>57254405
>>57254412
ALL THESE RESPONSES ARE BEING ARCHIVED, INSCRIPTED INTO THE BLOCKCHAIN, MINTED AS NFT'S, AND PRINTED OUT, BURIED IN A TIMECAPSULE UNDERGROUND.

[Anonymous No.57254423]

>>57254288
During this time people were despondent over holding LINK for 4 years with little reward and huge opportunity cost. Though I hope in the future our suffering will be view in the same vain as the people that bought BTC at $100 and thought they were late.

[Anonymous No.57254426]

Just a goodbye. Cm wave

[Anonymous No.57254433]

>>57254288
>BTC and Nasdaq moon by March
>BTC Crashes as normal with any supercycle
>Global recession (which has been brewing for years) begins 3 months later (June)
>The entire thing gets blames on Bitcoin
>Fed bails out the market with an unprecedented 17 Trillion USD, doubling the m2 money supply overnight
>two years of recession followed by 4 year bull market, followed by the worst inflation in 100 years
>Gas reaches $25 a gallon in 2030s, Elon Musk gets blamed for it
>1.5 bedroom house reaches 2.5 million USD
>family home in the city costs over 10 mil
>wages double
>millenials blame it on zoomers for not wanting to work. "LAZY ZOOMER"
>US government raises estate tax to 90% to compensate for housing crisis.
>blows the money on war with china
>BTC reaches 1 mil USD in 2033, but is outpaced by real estate.
>massive commodities crisis as copper reaches $100 per pound and it becomes difficult to mass produce electric cars.
>trendy for zoomers to buy old gas guzzlers because "muh economy, Muh Copper"
>government tries to ban crypto around 2038 because of hyperinflation
>Guy dressed up as Bane runs for president, refuses to remove mask, but has birth certificate to prove citizenship
>zoomers begin moving to china
>australia becomes a retirement safe haven
>Bane guy wins presidency in 2032.
>the internet is shut down and segregated.
>only service available is through companies lke meta and google.
>people pay 10% of their income to use said services.
>Amouranth (or some eGirl) buys presidency in 2036 and defeats Bane.
>Taiwan BTFO
>Hawaii-China fears for decades
>New US currency ends up falling into the same bailout-inflation loop because people dont learn anything.
>Town formed in western canada called "Pepe" looked at as safe-haven, except it ends up filled with normies.

[Anonymous No.57254439]

KEVIN WAS ALWAYS BASED

KWAB

[Anonymous No.57254453]

Never forget the misery and evil the jews inflict upon the people of the world at this very moment.

[Anonymous No.57254467]

I have long strangles open on GME expiring January 19th and will make more money off that shitty stock than actual GME baggies will see in their lifetimes
Also, /qa/ won

[Anonymous No.57254496]

I told you to by bonk, retard. Now I have a lambo, a yacht, multiple Rolex watches, and many large houses, and you don’t. Cope

[Anonymous No.57254543]

>>57254288
enjoy my bags retard
don't worry, i'll buy them back from you at the bottom

[Anonymous No.57254572]

>>57254288
Stefan war hier ihr Ficker

[Anonymous No.57254603]

Kaspatards will inherit the Earth

[Anonymous No.57254605]

>>57254288

NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER

[Anonymous No.57254607]

>>57254288
Chainlink is still the chosen coin

Chainlink wins

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.57254648]

>>57254288
"Pee pee poo poo, stinky doo doo"

Anyways, if you look at the charts Bitcoin is currently up 6.51% over the past week, meanwhile Ethereum is up 15.87% over the past week despite not being the star of the show when it comes to this whole ETF thing. Based on how ETH outperformed BTC over the past week despite everyone except me shitting on it, I'm starting to think that I was right about sticking by ETH this entire time even though BTC outperformed it over the past year. Since this is a time capsule, let's see how things will end up a year from now when the bullrun is here once again. I bet the momentum from the current 15.87% increase will still be there.

[Anonymous No.57254654]

>>57254288
Checked and heil hitler.

Also peepeepoopoo

[Anonymous No.57254670]

>>57254288
I pray to god that they have cured male patter baldness for potentially bald future anons

[Anonymous No.57254688]

Niggers tongue my anus

[Anonymous No.57254702]

>>57254288
Solana and AVAX will flip ETH in 2027.

[Anonymous No.57254713]

>>57254433
>Taiwan BTFO
retard alert

[Anonymous No.57254720]

Hey future dudes, play Grandia, it's fun

[Anonymous No.57254887]

>>57254288
Taxation is theft.

[Anonymous No.57254905]

>>57254288
Sega Dreamcast wasnt a bad video game system and power stone 2 was alot of fun. Time stalkers was a decent dungeon crawl roguelike rpg on dreamcast and I put more hours into it than I should admit.

[Anonymous No.57254922]

>>57254288
Never give up!
https://youtu.be/tYzMYcUty6s

[Anonymous No.57254945]

>>57254288
You should have bought KNS instead of wasting time in elementary school watching tiktoks

[Anonymous No.57254963]

>>57254288
D0B0 will rise again and the seething will be beyond delicious when the mcap hits 1B. It will start when a BNB spot etf is made, about 4 months after the ETH etf is approved and it passes 6k

[Anonymous No.57255353]

I bought link instead of BTC, may god have mercy on me

[Anonymous No.57255379]

The year is January 2024
There are still some faggots on this board who dont have an ICP bag

[Anonymous No.57255382]

[Anonymous No.57255398]

>>57254288
I'm still so far away from making it, by the time I'm reading this back again in the archives I'll probably be homeless.

[Anonymous No.57255413]

>>57254288
TOAD is a scam and Scamtoshi is a scammer

[Anonymous No.57255428]

>>57254423
>in the same vain

[Anonymous No.57255436]

>>57254307
Because the Nazis were the Jews

[Anonymous No.57255493]

>>57254423
>vain

holy kek

here's my contribution

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[Anonymous No.57256127]

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[Anonymous No.57256140]

XRP Schizos are correct

[Anonymous No.57256150]

>>57254288
ICP will go to $2000+ and you will have called it a scam. Sorry it had to be this way.

[Anonymous No.57256194]

>>57254288
People will say this was the last time to make bank and that you are trapped under the thumbs of the big masters.
They are lying. It wasn't.
Financial freedom means financial risk and it just isn't worth it!!
Your life will get better if you improve your ESG DEI Societal Credit Score :)

[Anonymous No.57256208]

>>57254288
dont trust the jews

[Anonymous No.57256238]

if I make it i will pay this woman to piss on me

[Anonymous No.57256240]

>>57254288
Everyone already knows that China will start the war in Taiwan, that USA will "fail" to stop them, just as it will "fail" to stop them at taking Japan and starting the onslaught on Russia.
So if there is some future historian telling you that "no one could predict it" - they lie and try to whitewash the elites who wanted and promoted the culling of the Earth's population.

[Anonymous No.57256249]

>>57254288
DEAR FUTURE NEWFAGS

you can't make it, give up, i'm right now waiting for the blocklords token and you niggers never gonna get my gains

[Anonymous No.57256295]

Kaspa really did displace Ethereum.

DISFARGEG

[Anonymous No.57256313]

I like foreigners just fine when they're in their own countries

[Anonymous No.57256320]

>>57256313
same
t. blonde swede

[Anonymous No.57257396]

i just want a home hope i make it this cycle

[Anonymous No.57257441]

>>57254288
Chainlink Chainlink Chainlink Chainlink

[Anonymous No.57257508]

Chainlink is the boot that will stamp on the face of humanity for for all time.
I hope you got your share.

[Anonymous No.57257540]

I want to tell anons that you should believe in your intuition and not listen to anyone else. Take advice but the grow your intuitive powers. Not all advice will help you, but your intuition will.

[Anonymous No.57258359]

Anons...
hope you're enjoying your ww3 draft right about now :)))

[Anonymous No.57258420]

Fuck Niggers
Fuck Jannies
Fuck Jews

love from khazakhstan 2024

[Anonymous No.57258749]

The date 1/11/2024 is masonic number play... again!

1+1+1 = 3 signals good opportunity those who know about boomers secret handshake club.

Captcha: JGW((YJK))

[Anonymous No.57258801]

>>57254288
*ahem*

Niggers tongue my anus. Fuck Jannies. You will never be a woman. Have sex.

[Anonymous No.57258838]

>>57254288
WAGMI
LINK to a billion

[Anonymous No.57258879]

>>57254288
bitcoin will pump briefly and drop off because >the ETF meme won't have the effects anyone expected
>everyone being butthurt that they couldn't predict something with no precedent causes massive instability
>altcoins will be all over the place after that

rolling for everyone in this thread becomes a millionaire in the chaos to come

[Anonymous No.57258890]

>>57254300
Based

[Anonymous No.57258924]

>>57254288
Aaaannnd its dumping

[Anonymous No.57259157]

there are jews in the tunnels bro

[Anonymous No.57259590]

>>57254360
based lemon

[Anonymous No.57260256]

>>57254288
LARRY WHERE ARE THE BITCOIN ADDRESSES

[Anonymous No.57260265]

>>57254288
It's ultimately the jews.

[Anonymous No.57260421]

I'm sorry for existing and I'm too afraid of nothingness to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.57260465]

>>57254318
I love your wife too.

[Anonymous No.57260487]

>>57254288
Listen future anons, you did it. You were always going to make it.

[Anonymous No.57260520]

>>57254288
Token not needed

[SOLIDanon No.57260549]

*ahemmm* put me in the screencap
eth will prevail!!!

[SOLIDanon No.57260564]

and a lesser concern,SOLID will fuck pancakeswap/uniswap.i've warned you

[Anonymous No.57260571]

>>57254288
I've already told you I'm not your father now stop stalking me you freak

[Anonymous No.57260617]

>>57254288
icp will be the god chain. those of you reading this at $1000+ have missed generational wealth. ur mom gay

[Anonymous No.57260678]

>>57254288
I farted

[Anonymous No.57260701]

Watch Biden start a fucking war

[Anonymous No.57260723]

>>57254288
Get your wife a boyfriend who can make a lot of money. Make sure he makes steaks for you and your wife (his gf). That’s the secret to financial success. Get a Napoleon to fuck your wife and you’ll get some decent appointments and privileges. Be strategic about being cucked. It will happen to you someday too.

[Anonymous No.57260729]

Hey, future fags
If NIGGERS still exist I feel bad for you

[Anonymous No.57260735]

Praise Jah. HalleluJah. Thy kingdom come

[Anonymous No.57260812]

By the time you read this I will have already made it

A cool Icelander here, who has browsed 4chan since 2006 and listened to Miku Hatsune since 2007

Protip; Read "The science of getting rich"

[Anonymous No.57260832]

>"Overigens wordt de tulpenmanie tegenwoordig niet meer als een unieke gebeurtenis beschouwd: in de handboeken komt zij voor te midden van een reeks andere hausses (of hypes) op de beurzen. Ze wordt vaak in een adem genoemd met de South Sea Bubble, de landgekte in Florida, de beurskrach van 1929, de internethype uit de jaren negentig en de kredietcrisis van 2008-2009. Ook de bitcoin-opkomst wordt in dit rijtje genoemd."
tl;dr: enjoy while it lasts

[Anonymous No.57260844]

>>57254288
Hello Niggers, I have AVAX

[Anonymous No.57260880]

>>57254288
it's never "this time it will be different"
things never change, market patterns never change

[Anonymous No.57260898]

move out of the cities!

[Anonymous No.57260904]

Row row fight the powa

[Anonymous No.57260911]

>>57254288
FUN 100x from current levels

[Anonymous No.57260943]

Sorry BTC went to zero guys.

[Anonymous No.57261013]

>>57254288
God loves you.
-db

[Anonymous No.57261518]

Most of us weathered the storm and still the best is yet to come. Don't ever let other tell you or convince you crypto is not worth it.

For many including myself, it's our ticket out of the hell hole we live in the west, mainly the US.

It's only up from here.

[Anonymous No.57262149]

>>57254288
I PREDICT THAT BORT SIMPSON IS A RAPED

[Anonymous No.57262688]

>>57254288
Congrats, you sticked to your plan and now you made it!

[Anonymous No.57263213]

Kleros PNK
if clement thinks i agree
hes the smartest guy i ever see
if federico speaks i listen
he's the leader of our mission
if general court orders i obey
they're the ones who have the final say

[Anonymous No.57263239]

today the price of SKIBIDI on ICP was $0.000001796

[Anonymous No.57263247]

>>57254288
If there are any white people reading this... This board was taken over by a hoard of niggers and jeets several years ago. 99% of the posts you are reading here are from low IQ mongoloids.

Fuck niggers. Fuck kikes. Heil Hitler.

[Anonymous No.57263539]

skibidi :(

[Anonymous No.57263631]

>>57254298

[Anonymous No.57263721]

>>57260701

[Anonymous No.57263921]

Syntropy ticker: $NOIA will 100x to $10 by 2026 decentralised internet routing also the establishment of AGI (advanced general intelligence) into our lives abd systems will kick off the golden bullrun - screencap this

[Anonymous No.57264878]

>>57260421
im just happy i dont have my mental backwards so much that i am "sorry for existing".
like what in the goddamn PISS is your problem

[Anonymous No.57264879]

I fucking hate niggers, spics, and kikes.

[Anonymous No.57265018]

*ahem*
Rango is the best swap in crypto history and ETFs were a mistake and boomers ruin everything. Also hex will be back this yearr.

[Anonymous No.57265911]

I'm all in bros
I want to own a Roblox watch by this time next year

[Anonymous No.57265938]

I want to coom

[Anonymous No.57265941]

>>57254288
It's been a great couple days in the crypto world.
I really think the sewer jews had a lot to do with this as well. All seems too perfectly timed.
I would like to tell myself that at this moment I have about $800k but I'm pretty sure a year from now I will have a few million. I love me. Let's do this, niggers

[Anonymous No.57265960]

>>57254288
In 1992 in Ms Fishers 3rd grade class I shit myself and left a turd next to her desk. I blamed it on a wierd kid named Jimmy and he immediately got sent to the principals office and then suspended.

[Anonymous No.57265962]

I want them to know that on this day, I took a really big shit (smooth, good color. narrow, large pile. like a plate of spaghetti) and bought $50 of eth (I believe it was 0.035 eth or so) and jerked off to Xev Bellringer mommy PoV

[Anonymous No.57266229]

>>57254288
ETF vacuum go wwwwwooooooosh

Slurp slurp slurp all those coins
Every day slurp slurp slurp
Slurp slurp slurp
Price go up, price go down but slurp slurp slurp

[Anonymous No.57266248]

>>57254288
checked
believe it or not, chainlink was once under $100 per token

[Anonymous No.57266284]

LINK

[Anonymous No.57266288]

I wonder how the 4chan dating ap will pan out.

[Anonymous No.57266319]

>>57254288
Put me in the screen cap jeets

[Anonymous No.57266344]

>>57254300
>Future newfags could have been financially freed from fiscal slavery but were too busy watching trannies dance on tiktok and spending money on v-bucks and weed

[Anonymous No.57266349]

>>57255436
based knower

[Anonymous No.57266352]

>>57254300
Okay, /biz/, I need your help with this. This is not copypasta, this is a long read, but I feel like my safety or well-being could very well depend on this. This is video game related, specifically Majora's Mask, and this is the creepiest shit that has ever happened to me in my entire life.

Having said that, I recently moved into my dorm room starting as a Sophomore in college and a friend of mine gave me his old Nintendo 64 to play. I was stoked, to say the least, I could finally play all of those old games of my youth that I hadn't touched in at least a decade. His Nintendo 64 came with one yellow controller and a rather shoddy copy of Super Smash Brothers, and while beggars can't be choosers, needless to say it didn't take long until I became bored of beating up LVL 9 CPUs.

That weekend I decided to drive around a few neighborhoods about twenty minutes or so off campus, hitting up the local garage sales, hoping to score on some good deals from ignorant parents). I ended up picking up a copy of Pokemon Stadium, Goldeneye, F-Zero, and two other controllers for two dollars. Satisfied, I began to drive out of the neighborhood when one last house caught my attention. I still have no idea why it did, there were no cars there and only one table was set up with random junk on it, but something sort of drew me there. I usually trust my gut on these things so I got out of the car and I was greeted by an old man. His outward appearance was, for lack of a better word, displeasing. It was odd, if you asked me to tell you why I thought he was displeasing, I couldn't really pinpoint anything - there was just something about him that put me on edge, I can't explain it. All I can tell you is that if it wasn't in the middle of the afternoon and there were other people within shouting distance, I would not have even thought of approaching this man.

He flashed a crooked smiled at me and asked what I was looking for, and immediately I noticed it was Sergey Nazarov

[Anonymous No.57266385]

LINK LINK WHERES THE LINK, LINK LINK WHERES THE LINK, DODEDEDODEDEDODODO

[Anonymous No.57266509]

>>57254288
People went out and partied without masks because they're selfish ignorant pos who don't realize covid never went away

[Anonymous No.57267569]

>>57254288
checked.
go fourth and multiply.

[Anonymous No.57267587]

>>57254288
There was a terrible boating accident

[Anonymous No.57267654]

>>57254288
Okay here is what I want to add to the time capsule. Jannies and hiro are motherfucking GAY for adding cuckfare and a cuckcha system to try and prevent le spam bots because ALL IT DOES IT FUCK OVER REGULAR USERS. I bet I have been here before the jannie staff ever posted here. Of course if everything is fine and if this is just against le me...Note that I will post til I fucking feel like stopping. You using this new cuckfare system will not change shit.

[Anonymous No.57267658]

>>57254288
Im all in KSN and posting this from my Onyx Boox Tab Ultra C Pro . im not a millionaire yet, but will be by he time you read this in 2025

[Anonymous No.57267686]

>>57267569
Why do pics taken on mobile end up being sideways when uploaded to 4chan? And how to avoid??

[Anonymous No.57268389]

>>57254288
Superpowers will be available after micronova hit

[Anonymous No.57268409]

>>57254288
"The author of an atrocious undertaking ought to impose upon himself a future as irrevocable as the past." ~ Jorge Luis Borges

He was somewhat of a dilettante, but he has his moments.

[Anonymous No.57268412]

>>57263247
>t. 89IQ non-thinker

[Anonymous No.57268442]

>>57254288
You're the master of your own destiny, trust yourself, do the work, you will achieve great things, I believe in you!