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57252550 No.57252550 [Reply] [Original]

Sell me this pen.

>> No.57252556

>>57252550
HOW CAN I SELL YOU SOMETHING YOU ALREADY OWN

>> No.57252561

pen ETF in 2 weeks

>> No.57252568

>>57252550
It's been in many of pooper

>> No.57252592

This pen = 1 btc

>> No.57252607
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57252607

>>57252550
> be me
> take pen
> gently hold it while espousing the quality construction
> imply you will gain Superior penmanship using this pen over competing brands
> gently take cap off pen
> reatedly jab it into your neck and eyes in a blind rage
> place cap back on pen and gently place it in your corpses lifeless hand
> mfw

>> No.57252998
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57252998

>punch em in the throat
>use pen to save their life

>> No.57253145
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57253145

i'll sell you this pen instead

>> No.57253153

>>57252550
>pockets your pen
it's not for sale

>> No.57253202

Anne Frank wrote a book with it before it was even invented.

So there’s that.

>> No.57253209

>>57252550
If you don't buy that pen, you're gay.

>> No.57253227

THE PENIS MIGHTER THAN THE SWORD!

>> No.57253263
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57253263

>>57252550

NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER THIS PEN IS 200% NIGGER

I do good?

>> No.57253275
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57253275

>>57253263
Yes fren, you do good

>> No.57253286
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57253286

>>57253263
>>57253275

>> No.57253343

>>57252550
You like stylish stuff, don’t you ?
This Pen is.

>> No.57253389

>>57252550
This is not a pen, it's an image of a pen, a digital image

>> No.57253400

>>57252550
>Selling a shitty Bic pen when superior Japanese writing technology exists
99% of my writing is done with my trusty Uni Kuru Yoga.

>> No.57253414

>>57253400
Looks like I mistyped "toga" as "yoga". This wouldn't happen with a pencil.

>> No.57253793

>>57252550
Nah, this pen is only for highly intelligent people.

>> No.57253798

>>57252550
Hey, do you want to buy this pen that I have for sale?

>> No.57253851

>>57252550
in one hand i have this pen
in the other i have a .357 revolver
one comes with a free lake city quiet pill, the other is $9.99

>> No.57253861

>>57253145
that is the ugliest handwriting i have ever seen.

>> No.57253871

>>57253145
Are you the same anon from the /ppg/ threads?
https://desuarchive.org/g/thread/98351463/#98353017

>> No.57253900

You look at this pen...

This is the pen that you will sign your first million dollar contract with.

That is the value of this pen. 1 million dollars.

But for you, I'm thinking we make a deal to get you into this pen. How does $50,000 sound? Keep in mind this is a friend deal.

>> No.57253917

>>57252550
Honestly, this pen isn't for you. This is a high quality pen with superbly smooth writing, a long writing life and specially designed grip. You want something more affordable, for entry level writers.

>> No.57253920

>>57252550
that pen nft actually belongs to me and now you owe me money for posting it and if you don't pay up I will sue

>> No.57253940

>>57252550
Ceci n'est pas une pen.

>> No.57253948

>>57252550
But you’re a nigger. You can’t read or write. Also we don’t accept Food Stamps as payment.

>> No.57254014

>>57253861
your face is the ugliest handwriting i ever seen
>>57253871
no, i don't know who that doppelganger is

>> No.57254059

>>57252550
It's an NFT

>> No.57254065

>>57253145
I can't read any of that scribble - I'd better buy OPs pen instead.

>> No.57254105
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57254105

>>57252550
It's a classic with decades of satisfied users. It's versatile, too! When you're not using it to write you can can out your ears and nose with it.

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57254253

>> No.57254292

>>57252550
Do you want to be some faggot writing with an ink quill or do you want to spend 20 cents per pen on a 10 pack of pens that you know will need? Don't be like >>57253145 anon

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57255636

>>57254253

>> No.57255644

>>57252561
lmao

>> No.57255647

Buy this pen NOW!!! you little shit

>> No.57255673

>>57253145
why have a nice pen when your penmanship is so shit anon

>> No.57255697
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57255697

JUST BUY THE FUCKING PEN ANON

>> No.57255801

>>57254292
good.

>> No.57256042

>>57252550
The trick is not to sell the pen right, but what you could potentially do with the pen?

> "A common pen, for your uncommon ideas." written underneath a picture of Hitler writing something.

>> No.57256087

>>57252550
>at top of farcebook feed
experts amazed at new study, shows pen users are having bigger dicks than pathetic pencil users
editors pick of 5 best and sustainable pens
you wouldnt believe this story of how having a pen saved my life
5 things so useful it should be banned
Get a pen now or be a loser forever

oh wait the question was sell a pen to (you), dgaf anymore i am all out of pens now
maybe try buying a pencil tho be warned i heard through reliable sources thats not good for your standing

>> No.57256094

>>57256042
another trick is to imply the buyer couldn't afford the pen or that it's out of his wealth range
>we have to do a credit check to see if you're right for this pen sir

>> No.57257254

>>57252550
It's a good pen, the best pen.