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at what net worth does this become an acceptable morning routine?

>> No.57250761

>>57250741
Never. If you're poor you should be making money if you made it someone else should be doing this for you.

>> No.57250769

>>57250741
That's a fine routine at any net worth.
Filming it and posting it on tiktok however...

>> No.57250779

>>57250741
>ironing your bedsheets while laying them on your bed
is this normal?

>> No.57250792

>>57250741
Army bros do this everyday, minus the gay facemask and chocolate on bed... maybe not these days.

>> No.57250795

>>57250741
Only a narcisstic sociopath would go this hard

>> No.57250799

>>57250779
He’s doing it for TikTok (You)s
He doesn’t do this daily or even weekly

>> No.57250821

jesus this has to be the smallest man i've ever seen i hope this patrick bateman larp somehow helps him cope

>> No.57250979

>>57250761
the cleaning and mealprep sure but not the exercise

>> No.57251030

>>57250741
Wtf it's Patrick Bateman

>> No.57251034

>>57250741
Did this faggot really leave a chocolate on his own bed?

>> No.57251072

>>57251030
>Wtf OP is Patrick Baitman

>> No.57251148

>>57250979
>not paying someone to exercise for you
NGMI

>> No.57251386

>>57250741
its is never acceptable to be a gay ass faggot

>> No.57251432

>>57251386
He’s right you know

>> No.57251446

>>57250741
wtf is that faggot putting on his face?

>> No.57251460

>>57250741
>fagtrick gayman

>> No.57251522

>>57250741
If you have a high enough net worth you should just pay a maid to do this stuff for you. If the government is going to let millions of beaners in they may as well make themselves useful.

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57252005

>>57251034

>> No.57252036

>>57251522
but then they gotta put their grubby hands one everything and as an OCD non-enjoyer this is a big mistake
btw this webm would have been based if he didn't spray that perfume shit on his pillow/couch

>> No.57252277

>>57250741
>pills
>obsessive habits
>walking outside
you can be anything between a neet or a billionaire but making your bed like this is seriously autistic unless you've got a woman coming over or you live in the same hotel you work for.

>> No.57252870

I'm getting pants like those when I make it

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>>57251034

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57252913

blocks your path

>> No.57252924

>>57250741
Wow I wonder what the husband is doing in the meantime

>> No.57252963
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57252963

>ironing pillow
Wow he is literally me

>> No.57253054

>>57250741
>this virtue signaling
just do it in silence and allow it to be appreciated in person. This is cringe. I do however agree that men should live like this. Not to this extent, this guy is clearly roleplaying as patrick bateman, but cleanliness is next to godliness. Take care of house, home and your body. That should come before anything

>> No.57253060

>>57250741
I was born into wealth and we have maids that do all that shit for us. Hell I even pay someone to run inna woods for me because I can.

>> No.57253091

>>57250741
Every single one of you would trade places with this guy so stop the cope. It's embarrassing

>> No.57253117

>>57253060
Zug zug! Ready to work!

>> No.57253127

$14

>> No.57253130

>>57250741
Why the fuck is he ironing his bedsheets?
Just wash it

>> No.57253154

>>57250769
>That's a fine routine at any net worth.
no, that's some next level ocd cringe

>> No.57253163

>>57250741
Show us your business card and how many people have you killed so far?

>> No.57253298

That took him all of 15 minutes he then spent the rest of the day looking at his phone for updoots. He’s also gonna have an existential crisis when he hits 40

>> No.57253314

Gay video but did make me feel bad for not taking better care of myself. I ate 180 grams of THC today :(

>> No.57253326

>>57250741

$1.

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>>57253298
>That took him all of 15 minutes
>thinks all that ironing, vacuuming, runnin, and multiple takes of each to get the shot right didn't take him hours/days
I'm sorry you're retarded

>> No.57253882

>>57250741
What a massive faggot