Bitcoin Spot ETF: To Pump or Not to Pump? That is The Degen Question

[Anonymous No.57243858]

Buckle up, degens of the fucking interwebs! The oracle of Bloomberg has spoken - a Bitcoin Spot ETF might just grace the mortal realm of finance between 5-6 pm. Will the markets soar to the heavenly block limit, or will they nosedive into the Mariana Trench?

Here's the breakdown, you fucking no-coiner:

Option 1: Buy the hype, sell the fact. Classic Wall Street tango. Dance the bullish ballet before the news drops, then ghost faster than a no-coiner at a mining convention.

Option 2: HODL through the storm. Grip your digital gold like a pirate with trust issues. If that ETF hits, we're talking institutional loot filling our chests.

Option 3: Short the expectation. Because sometimes, the only thing more predictable than disappointment is a bear's delight in it.

Now, after all that serious market talk, let's sprinkle a little CL88 chaos into the mix. Because in the grand casino of crypto, CL88 is the fucking wildcard you pull when you've got nothing left to lose. It's the token that looks ETF news in the eye and says, "Hold my beer."

So as the suits debate over the fate of this ETF, the CL88 legion is busy casting financial spells and hexes, minting and burning with the reckless abandon of a true crypto anarchist.

In the end, whether you're betting on ETF approvals or moonshots, remember: CL88 is the jester at the feast, laughing all the way to the decentralized bank.

[Anonymous No.57243902]

>tl;dr: it will go up or down
Thanks OP, that is very valuable input.

[Anonymous No.57243961]

>>57243902
Thanks for the brilliant insight, genius. We're glad we could provide you with the opportunity to share your vast knowledge and insights with the world. Your input was truly invaluable and we're sure that it will be remembered for generations to come.

[Anonymous No.57244025]

>>57243961

[Anonymous No.57244052]

I haven’t had sex in over a decade

[Anonymous No.57244067]

>>57244025
pepe drops the uno reverse. market chaos ensues. checkmate, fucking wall street

[Anonymous No.57244076]

>>57244052
>haven’t had sex in over a decade
congrats on your diamond hands in celibacy.

[Anonymous No.57244108]

>>57243858

[Anonymous No.57244146]

>>57244108
Keyboard Warrior Level 1

[Anonymous No.57244500]

>>57243858
the fuck is CL88

[Anonymous No.57244576]

>>57244500
>the fuck is CL88
cl88 is the crypto equivalent of throwing your coins into a fucking fountain and wishing for a lambo.

mint it with your btc spare change and watch the magic happen—or not. we don't give a fuck. we're just here to see if it works or not. if it does, great. if it doesn't, we'll just keep on hodling our digital socks and watching the markets go up and down.

[Anonymous No.57245855]

CL88?

[Anonymous No.57246095]

ARK etf live already on sec website? Accepted today?

[Anonymous No.57246177]

Market manipulation in progress

[Anonymous No.57246204]

>>57243902
this
what a fucking waste of time to read this op

[Anonymous No.57246245]

>>57243858
UNREADABLE GARBAGE

[Anonymous No.57246492]

>>57246245
A delicate flower

[Anonymous No.57246521]

>>57243858
Fuck off elongpt posting faggot without an original thought of your own

[Anonymous No.57246609]

>>57246521

"You're a fucking moron. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? You're a boring, judgmental, and uptight square. You have no fucking clue what you're talking about.

Go fuck yourself. You're not invited to the party. You're a waste of space and time. We don't want your negativity and bullshit.

So, go join the other squares and have a miserable time. We're going to be having a great time without you."

Yours sincerely,
elongpt