ALL I WANT IS GF

[Anonymous No.57137002]

> 24
> HANDLESS KISSLESS VIRGIN
> 20k NW
> 5”6 138pounds
> dirty blonde hair, unfortunate brown eyes
> 140k/yr
> own car
> nyc
WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A GF MAN WHERE THE FUCK DO U EVEN MEET PEOPLE???

[Anonymous No.57137019]

>>57137002
Go outside dumb nigger

[Anonymous No.57137021]

>>57137002
>5’6
It was over before it began

[Anonymous No.57137023]

>>57137019
To where? To do what?

[Anonymous No.57137043]

>>57137023
You’re in nyc. The only redeeming part about that place is girls outnumber guys. Literally just go to a bar and shitpost there while keeping An eye out for bangable whores

[Anonymous No.57137046]

>>57137021
Plenty of 5”6 around getting laid

[Anonymous No.57137055]

>5'6"

you have to find a latina or some woman with a manlet fetish or it's unequivocally over.

Since this is a business board, what crypto are you eyeing right now? I think cardano can blow up in the next two to three years.

[Anonymous No.57137056]

>>57137002
go to thailand you retard

[Anonymous No.57137061]

>>57137043
yeah, but it helps if you catch any of them checking you out and you go there introducing yourself

[Anonymous No.57137066]

>>57137043
Bro I don’t drink or smoke or do drugs like some nigger

>>57137056
That seems low and very loser

[Anonymous No.57137068]

>>57137002
Damn, it must suck to be handless. How do you work?

[Anonymous No.57137075]

>5'6

Someone tell him

[Anonymous No.57137080]

>>57137002
>24
>5'6
Go work in a call center or somewhere that's majority women. I got my first starter gf doing that and I was your age/height. 28 now and only had one gf since then but there IS hope despite being short

[Anonymous No.57137083]

>>57137066
Bro you're a 5'6 skinny manlet. You are a loser, so Thailand is perfect for you

[Anonymous No.57137085]

>>57137075
He’s delusional >>57137046

[Anonymous No.57137089]

>>57137002
5’6” is a tough one, man. Here are your options:
-petite latina, mestizo not castizo. Castiza women are for men like me: good-looking and 6 foot plus. Mestizos get fat after their first kid.
-white woman: very liberal, and probably a traumatic childhood (this will not end well)
-petite asian girl. Hapa offspring are really set up for failure if they are male

[Anonymous No.57137094]

>>57137066
then become a 40yo virgin faggot instead

[Anonymous No.57137095]

>>57137066
Drink a non alcoholic drink then christ your iq is low for someone claiming to not be a nigger

[Anonymous No.57137115]

>>57137066
Most women like to smoke (weed) and drink socially. You're gonna have to bend on this one.

[Anonymous No.57137122]

>>57137055
>you have to find a latina

You say that like it's a burden... we all want a latina now, have you tried dating a white woman lately?

[Anonymous No.57137139]

>>57137095
Why does finding love have to be able deception and tricks ? Why can’t I find true love in this day and age
>>57137083
U can call me that but I’ll die a virgin before stooping that low to take advantage of women due to their economic circumstances

[Anonymous No.57137144]

>>57137066
Girls just wanna have fun, and you are no fun. Easy solution, be less of an up tight faggot.

[Anonymous No.57137161]

>>57137139
>take advantage of women due to their economic circumstances

These same women are trying to take advantage of YOU due to your economic circumstance. They don't have two dollars to rub together. You do. They want a piece of that. This is not a new concept.

[Anonymous No.57137165]

>>57137002

When I was 15 (2009 - 2010) I used to go on this one internet chatroom. I ended up talking with this 16 year old girl for months and I even got her phone number (We verified we were both real). I was in Ohio and she lived in Michigan. I still remember how beautiful she was. We even talked about meeting up one day, but slowly we just drifted apart.

We would text each other less and less, until eventually, the texting stopped. I still think about her to this day every now and then. In fact, I think about every relationship I squandered over stupid and shallow reasons.

The nightmares never end...

[Anonymous No.57137199]

>>57137066
>>57137139
Why ask for advice if you’re just going to cry when its given?

[Anonymous No.57137208]

>>57137165
I wonder what she is up to? If she is happy?

[Anonymous No.57137209]

>>57137199
Crab bucket mentality. Some guys never learn. Being 5'6 sucks but its not a death sentence.

[Anonymous No.57137220]

>>57137208

I hope so. I hope she is happy and living her best life.

[Anonymous No.57137228]

>>57137209
Nigger what.
>>57137199
Because most advice u guys give are either a demoralizing campaign(5”6 go kys) or literally go overseas and and legally rape women who don’t even love you and are only doing it for $$

[Anonymous No.57137232]

>>57137021
>>57137075
>>57137085
>implying height matters in 2023

[Anonymous No.57137237]

>>57137228
Negro read
>>57137080
>>57137115
You're gonna need to make some compromises to make up for your shortcomings. Its unlikely any of us are going to find a virgin tradwife so you need to have a beer or smoke a bowl with a girl.

[Anonymous No.57137250]

>>57137228
Bro you're 5'6" whiteys, just go full tranny

[Anonymous No.57137257]

>>57137228
You 5 6 nigga start selling that ass

[Anonymous No.57137265]

>>57137002
Stop feeling like a victim and just go with the flow. Not even joking if you feel nervous or anxious going out just get a drink in you or tell yourself it's going to be okay. Literally anything to help you calm down. You have alot of tension. Relax it's not a race. Also put at least some effort in looks/presentation.

[Anonymous No.57137266]

>>57137250
>>57137257
The classic closeted homosexuals and 217 testosterone finally came out of the woodwork

[Anonymous No.57137270]

>>57137266
Nigga you 5 6 start Turning tricks already

[Anonymous No.57137306]

5'6"

[Anonymous No.57137323]

>>57137306
LMAOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.57137327]

>>57137228
Going somewhere you are valued higher is a reasonable thing to do, claiming its ”exploitative” is tranny talk. Women just say that because other women are competition, same reason why old women seethe at dicaprio for banging 20 year olds

[Anonymous No.57137336]

>>57137266
>he measures his test. scores

[Anonymous No.57137341]

>>57137336
922, visible adams apple

[Anonymous No.57137460]

>>57137002
Best place to find chicks is at açaí bowl shops. Workers there are always hot.

[Anonymous No.57137510]

>>57137002
5 guys burgers and fries apparently. I pretty much had a 9/10 bag me for sex yesterday because I sat at her table to eat my burger.

[Anonymous No.57137523]

>>57137002
Use dating app. Post some honest pictures of yourself but try not to look like a total fag. If a girl will meet up with you you're already basically in and she's just making sure your not an axe murder. Do this 20-25times and you'll have a girlfriend. Probably before 25 times.

[Anonymous No.57137665]

Move away from a society where homosexuality is rampant. If same gender marriage is allowed, people will always favor spending their life with a partner who is more similar to them. It's marriage on easy mode. Path of least resistance theory.
Your odds will be close to none. Your looks, height, weight, face got nothing to do with it. It's a matter of odds.
Also, girls can smell desperate and they will either take advantage of it or - in most cases- run away from it.

[Anonymous No.57137793]

>>57137002
you don't actually 'meet' people retard
only fornicators and desperatefags do that
relationships are best natural

[Anonymous No.57137885]

>>57137232
And you think this one clip of a guy (who is sloghtly taller than his asian opponemt) changes statistics?
Somehow makes girls suddenly attracted to short “people”

Keep coping

[Anonymous No.57137961]

>handless
There's no way you can overcome this handicap anon. I'm sorry, but that's just the cold, hard truth.

[Anonymous No.57137969]

>handless
Poor guy can't even masturbate. How many ribs do you have?

[Anonymous No.57138376]

>>57137002
>WHY IS IT SO HARD TO FIND A GF MAN WHERE THE FUCK DO U EVEN MEET PEOPLE???
Do you have friends? Go to bars/clubs. Do you not have friends? Get some. Even online dating requires a modicum of social skills you can only really maintain with a steady friend group

[Anonymous No.57138396]

>>57137002
What have you tried? Show us the code.

[Anonymous No.57138550]

>>57137002
>> 5”6 138pounds
You have to transition, there's no other way.

[Anonymous No.57138561]

>>57137002
>be me
>19 years old
>dating your mom
>she gives me the sex everyday
>still hat life

[Anonymous No.57138673]

>>57137228
>who don’t even love you and are only doing it for $$
oh you mean like all women
>my hole is special its real love between us
youll find out

[Anonymous No.57138681]

I'm 29 years old and have never even kissed a girl

[Anonymous No.57138693]

>>57137002
Go to barnes and nobles on a weekday around afternoon time.

[Anonymous No.57138809]

>5’6 twink femboy

Post ass or gtfo.

[Anonymous No.57138817]

>>57137165
This is literally what’s happening to me right now. You can only engage so much through texts, believe me I’m trying my best. But unfortunately due to reasons out of my fucking control I can’t leave right now and go to where she lives. I want to, I really really want to but I can’t and it sucks.
If I lose this over things out of my control, I’m not sure I can take it bros…

[Anonymous No.57138829]

>>57137089
>and probably a traumatic childhood (t
???

[Anonymous No.57138842]

>>57137257
>>57137021
>>57137085
i have a feeling this is a tallcel cope maxxing, no normal dude has nothing better to dothan spamming to short guys that they are short on the internet
pathetic

[Anonymous No.57138850]

>>57137510
things that never happened

[Anonymous No.57138873]

>>57137885
>Slightly taller
This guy is a good 6 inches taller than him. He's just looking down

[Anonymous No.57138891]

>>57137066
>Bro I don’t drink
Then you will be a social outcast.

[Anonymous No.57139403]

>>57137002
>reeks of desperation

the more you chase it the more it gets away, do you want a gf? then work for it by improving your fucking self instead.

[Anonymous No.57139467]

>>57137002
I'm 5'7"
>8" cockaroni
>Pussy blasted over 30 women in my lifetime
>Married and have a kid
It's really not hard. Just be better looking, have a bigger dong, and have more confidence, you absolute pussy boy.
It's literally all how you carry yourself. All my friends are over 6' tall and no one gives a fuck. I know I'm short. Who cares. I bring a lot more to the table.

[Anonymous No.57139483]

I'm married with 2 kids and live with my mother in law because we can't afford a house. I wish we could combine our attributes and we can both be happy.

[Anonymous No.57139500]

>>57137002
>34yo
>HANDLESS HUGLESS KISSLESS VIRGIN
>never seen boobs IRL cant remember last time I even talked to a female
>$3.7M networth
>6'3 200 pounds
>brown hair, green eyes
>$1.4M/yr
>own 3 cars

[Anonymous No.57139522]

>>57137002
>5”6 138pounds
you are basically a girl
so you can be your own gf at this point

[Anonymous No.57139529]

>>57137885
lmao blackpilled faggot

[Anonymous No.57139538]

>be 33
>look 23
>zoomettes are into you until they learn about your age
>millennial roasties think you look like their little brother

Ima just troon out

[Anonymous No.57139558]

>>57137021
I'm 5'6, make less then half of that per year and I often get laid, OP is just autistic

[Anonymous No.57139560]

>>57137002
I'm almost identical but higher NW and lower income. Just planning on geomaxing to be honest. If this country hates me so much, I hate it too.

[Anonymous No.57139597]

>>57139522
Op needs to start working out, or move to SEA. He's only like 15lbs heavier than the average us female. At least workout and aim for 150lbs.

[Anonymous No.57140492]

>>57137089
>Hapa offspring are really set up for failure if they are male
Why?

[Anonymous No.57140497]

>>57137002
>NYC
I’m not sure if you’re a native but this city is half full of uggos and half attractive women; both of which are all fucking the same pool of guys. Don’t believe me? Look at the stats of women in the city, they outnumber men + there’s numerous articles of women complaining they can’t get a bf. You know why? Because the guy they’re fucking doesn’t want to commit to them. The rest of the populace of sexless men (with a spine) don’t want to wife a literal ho who’s been on the cock carousel, if they did they’d move to Miami or pick up women from ASU in arizona (at least the ratio is normal and they’re more attractive)

Getting a normal gf there is impossible, you’re better off elsewhere. And by the way, women in nyc fuck anything that moves. You don’t need big bucks to look attractive. The men who fuck all these women have varying wealth from broke as fuck to wealthy as fuck.

[Anonymous No.57140514]

>>57137002
>nyc
Lol kys richfag it's over every woman doesn't give a fuck how rich you are you a nigger with 5 felonies? No? Ok goodbye

[Anonymous No.57140522]

>>57137002
>unfortunate brown eyes
>unfortunate
You deserve to be alone until you learn to love yourself.
Imagine having a chick at your side having to endure you right now.

[Anonymous No.57140545]

>>57140522
Right, even I feel repulsed by this faggot OP... now imagine how a IRL woman must feel.

[Anonymous No.57140546]

>>57140497
They are all conceited psychopaths who baby demanded to live in NYC, they aren't really having sex there is no pleasure, just that they were told to be healthy and have sex all their lives and "fuck" (diddle eachother) their incestous friendgroup until they are 30 and realize that all the sex they have they never actually got off on it and were just seeking to transmit stds and be a paypig whore
NYC has some beautiful rich girls that are still caged up in their room on short leashes and their only access to the world is tinder at 18-20, otherwise give up because you won't actually get sex just a bunch of chattering chimpanzees flinging shit and cum at eachother while paying the most expensive prices on earth to have ever existed for a slice of bread
Fags like OP make me seethe because they all need to be gassed and the city bleached of grime so people can actually go enjoy the resource sink it has been

[Anonymous No.57140672]

>>57140546
Are you agreeing or disagreeing with me, because you lost me. All I’m telling op is that the amount of money and how tall one is doesn’t mean jack shit in nyc because nyc women fuck everything and anything that moves. I’m telling him the reason all these women are single is because no sane man with a backbone in this city would want to wife them.

[Anonymous No.57140679]

>>57140672
There's no debate sir on how shit NYC is xd

[Anonymous No.57141511]

>>57137002
Just grow hands

[Anonymous No.57142218]

>>57139500
LARP how are you hugless and how have you not talked to one female on your way to riches

[Anonymous No.57142226]

>>57137002
I believe you are lost

You are looking for the ROBOT9000 board, anon

[Anonymous No.57142230]

>>57137460
whats your strategy G i always feel like the chips are against you when you ask out a service worker or at least you have a higher chance of her saying no

[Anonymous No.57142583]

>>57137002
I kissed my first girl this year at 29. Met her online and then in real life. You need to befriend them, once you gained their trust meet up and then everything will happen automatically. I was a shut in neet for a long time and realized this isn't the way and that i will probably die living like this. You can meet people everywhere, the key is to get out, be proactive and show yourself to the world.

[Anonymous No.57142607]

>>57142583
Nice advice, anon. Where did you meet?

[Anonymous No.57142608]

>>57137002
>30
>240 lbs ripped muscles 6.2’
>balding
>own nearly 1 million of assets but live with parents
>kissless virgin

Shit is rough out there

[Anonymous No.57142618]

>>57137139
You’re 5’6”, you literally don’t have any other options. Your options are to be a paypig for an economically unfortunate Latina or Asian. Western, childless white women will not date a 5’6” guy, period.

[Anonymous No.57142625]

>>57142618
>>57142608
the tallcel

[Anonymous No.57142635]

>>57137523
At 5’6” he is doomed on dating apps. He’ll be lucky to get 5 matches.

[Anonymous No.57142640]

>>57142608
i would do almost anything to be in your position
>handsome,big dig, lots of sex
>im 5'6

[Anonymous No.57142656]

Bing under 6ft nowadays is literally seen as a dysgenic deformity in the eyes of women

literally over. sorry bros we just gotta make money and wait till neuralink soi we can isekai

[Anonymous No.57142681]

>>57137066
LARP as an alcoholic, anon
or find a trad Muslim girl

[Anonymous No.57142687]

>>57142607
It was years ago on Interpals. The place is riddled with jeets and other third worlders so you have an advantage as white guy

[Anonymous No.57142691]

you lot need to fuck off back to r9k

[Anonymous No.57142723]

>>57142635
you never have sex stop bragging on the internet tallcel

[Anonymous No.57142728]

>>57142687
Another piece of advice, whatever social platform it is, once you get a conversation going, move over to messaging apps like Telegram or WhatsApp to isolate them from the crowd

[Anonymous No.57142744]

>>57142640
I also forgot to mention I am pretty socially retarded and awkward and have zero friends. My life is boring and sad. You really do not want to be in my position