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>infinite credit line
>billions of $ at her disposal
>total control and access to market data of one of the largest crypto exchanges
>still managed to lose money and go bust
Explain to me again how you think you can sustainably generate profit by "trading crypto"

>> No.57090756

You forgot the drug induced weasel orgies

>> No.57090757

>>57090753
I don't do adderall

>> No.57090762

>>57090756
Let's assume this component to have a neutral impact on trading performance

>> No.57090767

>>57090753
I'm not a female so I'll make rational decisions

>> No.57090772

>>57090756
kek
>>57090762
retard

>> No.57090773
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57090773

You don't, you just become a silver singularity, and become part of the Pin The Weasel home board game.

>> No.57090775

>>57090767
this

>> No.57090776

>>57090767
/thread

>> No.57090781

>>57090753
It's because jews aren't actually smart, they just know how to sucker midwits into giving them their stuff which they can then designate as "profits" on their balance sheets, through talmudic magick (outright fraud).

>> No.57090809

>>57090753
You forgot she also couldn't be liquidated on FTX.

>> No.57090822

It's simple. All you have to do is:

1. Not be jewish
2. Not be a female

>> No.57090825

>>57090809
i.e. an infinite credit line

>> No.57090843
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57090843

>>57090822
Sounds like a losing plan, the goy isn't even fit for the polycule

>> No.57090851

>>57090757
/thread

>> No.57090884

>>57090843
It's seething a lot today. Probably lost a lot.

Absolutely massive. Soda can thick. Forearm length. Palestinian cocks all up in that moistness. Sliding in. And out. In. And out. In. And in. And further in.

>> No.57090928

you forgot their special ftx trading accounts which were immune from liquidation, this alone is reason to want to watch them hung, rat bastards

>> No.57090964

>>57090753
Aside from the points already made, the 500k curse is real. Scale that up to billions and...

>> No.57090978

It's so annoying, as an FTX creditor cause technically the bankruptcy estate has enough in assets to make every creditor whole and give us back 100%, but the lawyers are going to delay everything to get as much fees as possible, and take multiple years to sell everything and give us back our money and i missed out on this bull run completely, plus they're giving us back our money at prices at the time the exchange went bankrupt which was at the crypto picobottom, lmao

>> No.57090981

>>57090825
I thought by credit line you just meant funds, not also immunity

>> No.57092466

>>57090753
I wish I could be like SBF, even with the impending prison sentence. That was a hell of a run, albeit brief

>> No.57092555

>>57090978
Lawyers charge $650/hr to handle cryptopia, for this they're probably over a grand. There won't be any cash left to return by the time they get through

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57092583

>>57090753
Jews average IQ is 93.
Women cluster around the average.

She's just dumb.

>> No.57092590

>>57090753
you fuckin fagget he never made any money, the arbitrage trade origin story was a scam

>> No.57092774

>>57090753
>Explain to me again how you think you can sustainably generate profit by "trading crypto"
This is mathematically unlikely.
However if I owned the biggest crypto exchange on the planet, I would happily collect my 1% fees on all trades and coast off into the sunset with my tens of millions. I would not, say, commit financial fraud by stealing billions of dollars from my customers.

>> No.57092804

>>57090753
>Never listen to any fucking female for financial advice.
>Do all crypto trades based on pure schizophrenic instinct
>????
>profit