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I think I wanna kill myself but before I do that I want to spend all my money cumming in as many hookers as possible. Thoughts

>> No.57054054

>>57054038
Off topic thread posters deserve death.

>> No.57054114

>>57054038
i hate these style of videos so much. makes me want to vomit

>> No.57054147

>>57054038
Imagine making your bed, biggest waste of fucking time

>> No.57054148

Better get cheap ones then

>> No.57054172

>>57054147
Unless you have a nagging wife.

then one day you'll understand my young man.

>> No.57054181

>>57054038
what the fuck is wrong with this dude? that is unmatched psychoticness. although, must be nice not having to spend 8-10 hours a day working, probably could develop these habits too if i didn't have to subject myself to that void of slavery

>> No.57054217

>>57054038
he takes it up the anus

>> No.57054232

>>57054038
Patrick Bateman wannabes are fucking gay

>> No.57054261

i love fucking prostitutes anon im w/ u on this batemin is a pussy tho

>> No.57054271

>>57054181
You can tell he watched the movie american psycho and thought the morning routine was a cool idea so better make a social media video about it for validation

>> No.57054274

>>57054038
He's not showing how much actual food he needs to eat per day

>> No.57054720

>>57054274
well no shit he only showed his morning routine

>> No.57054755

>>57054038
what a faggot

>> No.57054807

>>57054038
This man kills hookers in his spare time

>> No.57054827

>>57054172
Kek this man knows

>> No.57054940

>>57054038
This man is 100% a fucking gay faggot

>> No.57054945

>>57054038
now that this useless thread is started with that video
those anyone have the video of the coffee machine in the same vibe

>> No.57054972

>>57054038
imagine how boring he must be

>> No.57054990

Who has time to do all that shit?
Also he is a gay man.

>> No.57054999

>>57054147
you should pull your top blanket back half way and tuck it in. thats all I do. it lets your bed breathe.

otherwise you are just leaving a perfect environment for germs and shit to fester under the warm blankets.

>> No.57055026

tidy, jacked, meticulous chad.

anons:

>hes gay!
>fag!
>I hate him because is miles better than me!

>> No.57055058

>>57054271
this. imagine having the discipline for a routine like this but it terminates in the unbearable urge to film, edit and upload it to the internet.

>> No.57055077

>>57055026
>tidy, jacked, meticulous chad.
nah, it's called being an ocd freak. he's the kind of guy wasting all his time on appearance. extremely boring type

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57055099

>I’m literally Patrick Bateman

>> No.57055186

>>57054181
You mean psychosis?

>> No.57055208

imagine how sanitized your life must be to have weird overly focused habits like this

must be nice not having a job, or shit to do

>> No.57055303

He'd make an amazing housewife

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57055341

>>57054038
>that webm
Wait so you want to fuck dudes butts and pay them.

>> No.57055417

>>57054147
it literally takes like 15 seconds just to straighten things out so it doesn't look like a rats nest, how fucking lazy are you

>> No.57055459

What's with all these lads LARPing as Bateman in 2023? Do they know he's a literal psychopathic killer (or potential delusional psychotic) and that the book/movie lampooned the yuppie lifestyle?

The more the years tick by the more I realise how all anyone ever cared about was social status. I've spent my life so far trying to be and do good instead of rinsing people for everything they're worth while flexing in the mirror.

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57055868

>>57055459
>nooo it's actually satire and we're making fun of you!
don't care. seethe more. looks are everything. becoming good looking and "obsessive" with looks is chad behavior.

>> No.57055885

>>57055026
Hes childless and filming himself for attention like a girl