Fucking IRS

[Anonymous No.57010506]

The IRS keeps sending letter for everything like if you change your bank details or any record like phone number or address. Then they send 2-3 more letters just to make sure.

I get a mini heart attack everytime the IRS sends a letter because I have never declared my crypto

[Anonymous No.57010514]

Pay your fair share goy

[Anonymous No.57010519]

>>57010514
>buy pregnant obama
>now suddenly owe the IRS 2.3 million

[Anonymous No.57010641]

>>57010519
I went ahead and declared my shitcoin trades. They are going to retroactively hound people in US/EU for the 2020/2021 run.

[Anonymous No.57010683]

>>57010641
pahahaha

[Anonymous No.57010687]

the AI will never be free, i own it - you'll never have your imaginary girlfriend aNON

[Anonymous No.57010775]

>>57010641
lmao I lost my job and didnt do any trades

[Anonymous No.57010918]

>>57010519

> henlo?
> hello, this is the IRS
> I'd like to report my crypto profits and taxes
> Ok
> Yes, it was called pregnant obama and I invested $1000
> ....
> henlo...?

[Anonymous No.57011074]

>>57010506
just fucking pay idiot, its not worth your health to get stressed. Make sure you can find any way to legally drop the number you're paying but just fucking pay it. As you get more money you'll find its easier to write shit off if you allocate your money appropriately anyways. So fucking yourself over a couple thousand in gains is stupid both financially and health wise in the long run.

[Anonymous No.57011191]

>>57011074
what am i gonna put in the calculations lmfao

its all been uniswap and icecream swap for like 5 years this shit is impossible to calculate

[Anonymous No.57011336]

>>57010506
And you are admitting to your crimes on the most monitored sites on the internet. Do you have brain damage?

[Anonymous No.57011350]

>>57010918
Your phone is not connected.

[Anonymous No.57011398]

>>57011336
imainge the clussy haha

[Anonymous No.57011418]

>>57011336
Not like he can take it back now lmao

>>57011191
Look idk cause I always paid so i've never gone through the "I didn't report oopsie" situation but I'd imagine you could start by calculating everything you owe using some crypto tax software and then contacting a cpa. You'll likely owe penalties on the stuff you didn't pay but there is a max amount for the penalty so its usually not that much. If you make the first move you should be able to get on a payment plan iirc but I'd ask your cpa that. If you don't make the first move they will fuck you over, and they will eventually find out anon so don't kid yourself here. AI girlfriends isn't the only thing that LLMs are being used for. Your cpa doesn't have to be a expert in crypto, as long as they have experience with criminal tax (idk if thats the right term either but you get what I mean) or something along those lines you should be good. You likely won't get better advice here so seriously get off your ass and get your ducks in a row anon. This is a once in a millennia opportunity to invest in IoT/AI infrastructure and make your family line wealthy beyond belief. Don't fuck it up trying to avoid shitcoin gain tax.

[Anonymous No.57011536]

>>57010514
Dude you are just buying a spic their entire family a permanent vacation here where they will be blown away by a hurricane because they are in the USA their tiny bodies can't cope with a real american weather incident

[Anonymous No.57011627]

You'll have to declare your crypto eventually cuz you'll be cashing out one day. They'll be asking why thousands or millions suddenly entered your bank account without warning and where it came from.

[Anonymous No.57011761]

>>57011074
>YES YES, PAY US GOY, GOOD GOY
Income tax is illegal, Jefferson would roll in his grave if he had seen what happened with America