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The damage has already been done. Im getting a new hardware wallet. Any suggestions for one that can fit my case.

>> No.56983108

>leave all money in an exchange
>have team of IT cucks from india constantly defending against cyber attacks
>not hacked
Feels good.

>> No.56983115

Wtf is that supposed to be? It looks like something some faggot would stick up his ass. No, really. What is it?

>> No.56983134

>>56983115
Feds won't look closely into your sex toy collection when they raid your house for not paying taxes. Hide your hardware wallet right next to your dildos

>> No.56983137

>>56983115
how did you find biz and also somehow never seen a ledger hardware wallet

>> No.56983139

how can Ledger manage to fuck everything up all the fucking time

>> No.56983147
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>>56983115
Door knob

>> No.56983149

You shove that thing up your ass to keep your keys safe? What happens if you fart and don't feel it slip out?

>> No.56983153

>>56983134
I store my ledger inside a condom stuffed into my onahole, I creampied it afterwards to seal it so it looks too nasty to touch.

>> No.56983157

>>56983108
Defending what? The exchange took the money and put it somewhere else lmao

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>>56983147
that's not a door knob you faggot.

>> No.56983169

>>56983134
It might fall out when they suck all the dildos

>> No.56983181

Unironically Bitbox

>> No.56983313

>>56983134
>he thinks people leave their butt plugs in their 'sex toy collection' and not somewhere else

>> No.56983351

>Ledger
>likes to stick things up ass
Checks out.

>> No.56983354

Those faggots at ledger stole my ETH one year ago when they started preorders for the Stax vaporware wallet, it was my first time looking into a wallet and I trusted the most "trustworthy" hardware wallet company

>> No.56983361

So the moral of the thread is to get a trezor?

>> No.56983367

>>56983084
nice butt plug you got there

>> No.56983370

>>56983115
Kek! People still use the F word to degrade someone for something so stupid like their sexual orientation in 2023?

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>>56983167
I just use to keep my XRP safe

>> No.56983403

The moral of this story is to just keep your entire net worth in a browser extension.

>> No.56983440
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>>56983084
delet this
now the glowies are gonna check my "door knobs"

>> No.56983477

>>56983370
stfu fag, gayness is hilarious to make fun of.

>> No.56983496

>>56983477
based

>> No.56983510

>>56983477
For 10-12 year olds yea but then you grow up no? Next your gonna tell me you judge people based on their skin color/race/views that would be absurd

>> No.56983667

>>56983510
Seeing people talk seriously about men who like to buttfuck other men is hilarious. You're probably a fag yourself.

>> No.56983682

>>56983667
What’s silly is caring what other people choose to do with their body and shaming them for it.

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>>56983370

>> No.56984143

>>56983084
Just use a cold wallet with a recovery phrase dumbshits

>> No.56984324

>>56983167
Wtf that's my friend from school lmao

>> No.56984557

>>56983682
Literally what can you hope to accomplish with this unsolicited insistence to white knight for fags in a completely unrelated thread, where people simply understand that it is obviously funny and fucked up? What is wrong with you? Examine your life choices.

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>>56983108
kek

>> No.56984605

Personally I just keep a piece a paper with my seed phrase in my plug

>> No.56984664

>>56984573
>There are creatures on this gay earth shitting on average over 20 times per day.

>> No.56984713

>>56984557
So people should just ignore it? I was really white knighting for anyone just generally baffled that people still have that mentality in this day in age

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>>56984713
Death to niggers, kikes, and faggots.

>> No.56984864
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>>56983084
>I had all of my $CZ bags in metamask and not in the cold wallet like my friend suggested me half a year ago
I wanna kms

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>>56984573
I call bullshit, off to find a source for this.

>> No.56985062

>>56984713
you ain't from round these parts, boy

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>>56984324
you went to school with a dildo wtf?

>> No.56985630

>>56983115
Bedpost

>> No.56985849

>>56984713
Most people either do think it's funny, or just ignore it. Only over the top retard terminally online twitter or discord fags in their hyper-insular echo chambers even gaf enough to speak up about it. The rest of the world either hates, laughs at, or simply does not care about fags.

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>>56983370
>F word
Yes, you disgusting nigger loving faggot

>> No.56985902

>>56983361
The Trezor cannot fit in his Hardware Ledger Container

>> No.56985933

>>56984573
No way nigger, that's like once per hour. I don't even piss that much and I drink like a gallon of water a day.