Howdy Wagey

[Anonymous No.56945375]

>Howdy Wagey
>*tips hat*
>I’ma give you about a minute to get back in your cagey before I wrangle you up, y’hear?

[Anonymous No.56945388]

is this a chastity thing is he gonna fuck me while she makes fun of me
that's hot

[Anonymous No.56945394]

>>56945375
Imagine being the richest in the world and that's the best you can do. LMAO

[Anonymous No.56945398]

>>56945375
damn. what a transformation. i wish i was him so bad bros

[Anonymous No.56945402]

>>56945375
Ew gross, a tranny

[Anonymous No.56945409]

>>56945375
He might have actually pulled off looking badass in that photo if he didn't have that goblin hanging around his neck.

[Anonymous No.56945417]

>>56945402
>Hey honey, get a load of this wagey
>He thinks you’re a tranny!

[Anonymous No.56945431]

>>56945398
>I like you wagey
>You can join us in the VIP

[Anonymous No.56945439]

>>56945375
Why, hello there Jeffrey! Rounding up another herd, are we!

[Anonymous No.56945449]

the average mutt "woman"

[Anonymous No.56945453]

Why are billionaires so unimaginative, if I had over a billion dollars I would do so much wild and fucked up stuff, not play cowboy dress up photo shoot

[Anonymous No.56945459]

>>56945417
>>56945417
Christ look at that golem

[Anonymous No.56945479]

>>56945439
>Hard being a tard wrangler but someone’s gotta do it
>Lil insider information for ya
>There ain’t no wagies on the moon!

[Anonymous No.56945489]

>>56945431
Holy shit look at her nipples--what a disaster.

[Anonymous No.56945514]

>>56945489
>She bought them on Amazon
>Win win

[Anonymous No.56945517]

>>56945375
>You will never have your bogged brown shemale wife fist your. asshole as a reward after you net another billion

[Anonymous No.56945537]

>>56945517
>Sorry wagey
>Best I can do for you is the Amazon Basics version

[Anonymous No.56945554]

Now I'm going to ask the real question...
Have a tranny wife and be rich (you must stay together and have sex with it) or have a normal hot wife an be a brokey?

[Anonymous No.56945557]

>>56945479
That was actually based
>thanks wagies
>*references unfathomable wealth*
>you paid for this

[Anonymous No.56945564]

>>56945375
Whats wrong with her fuckin lips? She looks like the joker and steven tyler had a baby

[Anonymous No.56945598]

>>56945554
i'd slam first option in an instant.

>>56945564
excessive face lifts can do that

[Anonymous No.56945607]

>>56945554
Really pulling out the hard mode here aren't you? 10/10 waifu and she's loyal I can live with being a poorfren for the rest of my life. I don't think I can physically stick my peepee in troon. I feel like the levels of cognitive dissonance required for me to do that ascend the amount of wealth on this planet.

[Anonymous No.56945615]

i prefer +18 young virgins, what a freaking dude, sir

[Anonymous No.56945639]

>>56945598
Damm, that's disgusting kek

[Anonymous No.56945654]

>>56945375
botox michael jackson looking cunt
probably removed her flaps too

[Anonymous No.56946135]

I think OP is trying to cope that his golem "wife" looks like disgusting a tranny

[Anonymous No.56946146]

>Jeff Bezos has $175 billion and an uglier girl than I do

Idk what to do with the fact, life seems to be a meme

[Anonymous No.56946312]

>female bog
I sense disaster in scamazon's future.

[Anonymous No.56946334]

>>56945394
He seems mad in love, I'm honestly very jealous.

[Anonymous No.56946379]

>>56945375
The dude is rich from paying substandard wages in 3rd world shitholes

[Anonymous No.56946420]

>>56946334
If he's not Christian he doesn't know what love is. Plus he's the product of a single mother home, so he's basically incapable of feeling love for a woman. He can only love his kids. Yes I'm projecting.

[Anonymous No.56946486]

>>56946146
>Don’t make me tap the sign, wagey

[Anonymous No.56946519]

>>56946420
>if you don't follow my 2000 years jewish cult you can't experience an innate human emotion
Ok

>he's the product of a single mother home,
Pretty sure he was raised by a cuban stepfather and he took his name

[Anonymous No.56947435]

>>56945431
what the fuck is that handholding lol, makes her look like a triceratops
>babe should we readjust
>nah this is fine

[Anonymous No.56947452]

>>56945375
Why do billionaires pick the ugliest women?

[Anonymous No.56948185]

>>56947452
It has to do with the value of time. As you make more and more money your time has more value. Women don't stop being any less of pains in the ass as you amass more money though. Think of the shittiest girl you've ever dated and now recognize that she would still be acting like that, possibly even worse, if you were worth say $50 million. The value shredding nature of women scales. So when you're broke, it's okay to date the thot from the gym or the Hooters girl, but once you actually have some value in your life, you quite literally don't have the time anymore to deal with some dumb bitch getting shit faced and acting like a brat. The objectively correct thing to do in that situation is to leave her where she lies and delete her out of your existence, but if you have money, you can't do that because now you have liability and you have something to take. You see how this nightmare just compounds on itself? You skip that entirely by just finding a girl who isn't a pain in the ass and that's usually some mid level frumpy girl who has the same disposition as a goldfish.