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we're all gonna make it bros

>> No.56935819
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>>56935771
How do I tell my mom that I need a raise on taking out the trash and cleaning my room due to the inflation of Wendy's chicken tenders?

>> No.56935860

Wait. You guys are getting an allowance??

>> No.56935888

>>56935771
Your wife makes decisions for the both of you two, huh? My wife told me that we are not going to be going on vacation next year, that we've got to start budgeting

>> No.56936386
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>>56935888
My wife takes the kids on two vacations a year and deliberately leaves me at home because I tend to point out how shitty being around the public is. She wants a divorce and I told her to go ahead and file and to have fun paying for my divorce attorney and alimony. She hasn’t said a thing about it since. Hoping she will poison me or kill me in my sleep so I can leave this hell-slave-world in the dust. A whole planet enslaved by a small handful of kikes with their cadre of attack dogs with guns. This place makes me wanna puke my guts out.

>> No.56936480

>>56935860
>>56935888
I'm a stay-at-home dad. My wife just got her end-of-year bonus, which means more money for me to invest.

>> No.56936506

>>56935771
This is your brain on Chainlink, ticker: LINK

>> No.56936593

>>56936386
My dude you have to change your mindset ASAP.
Search within and stop looking outward

>> No.56936614

>>56936506
Sorry, no shitcoins in our portfolio. (Wife doesn't allow it.)

>> No.56936618

>>56935771
my girlfriend now pays her own phone bill it really is that easy

>> No.56936747

>>56936386
Whenever I have a negative experience, and there is realistically nothing that can be done about it, I will not share it with her unless she asks me first. Otherwise she will start drama and/or feel sad/angry on my behalf, and I do not want that. I do not call that being dishonest, It is just me choosing to not volunteer information that is of no use. It all works out for me that way.

>> No.56936826
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56936826

>tfw no wifey to give me allowance so i can just play vidya chat w my niggas on beoble and shitpost on /biz/ 24/7 every day
I'm envious beyond belief OP.

>> No.56936842

>>56936614
Holy fucking shit maties what is not a shitcoins this days?

>> No.56936853

>>56936480
>>56936614
i don't know if this is deeply saddening and pathetic or extremely based and exactly what i aspire to have.

>> No.56936865

>>56935771
thanks, my success does not depend on an anon on /biz/ telling me so, but thank you.

>> No.56936867

>>56936386
kill yourself instead of making that poor woman's life a living hell you literal shit head parasite. what a nigger what was she even thinking.

>> No.56936869

>>56935888
at least he has a wife, not like you

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>>56936826
sounds like an extremely meaningless existence anon. you don't want that.

>> No.56936883

>>56935771
i find it difficult, yesterday i was rejected after months and months of talking to someone and dating that person. i feel that life has no meaning and it is not worth continuing to live.

>> No.56936885

>>56935771
I already made it, thank you!

>> No.56936890

>>56936614
Based.

>> No.56936892

>>56935771
My wife's boyfriend gave me $10 for doing my chores. I'm gonna invest it into LINK. WAGMI

>> No.56936895

>>56936826
people with friends have the need to emphasize that they enjoy human warmth? you are privileged, you better shut up

>> No.56936899

>>56936506
link will always be a good option if you want to throw your money away, just saying

>> No.56936901
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>>56936826
are you handsome and hot? no.
are you wealthy to begin with? no.
are you funny? no.
are you dependable to at least do your daily house chores and keep things tidy and invest properly? no.

you bring nothing to the table.

>> No.56936906

>>56936386
that way of thinking is not going to get you very far m8, you are outdated.

>> No.56936907

What a gay fetish larp.

You guys want to be stay at home twink wives so bad. I see right through your bullshit.

>> No.56936913

based wifey. she is such a queen

>> No.56936916

>>56936880
idk man shitposting is pretty fun

>> No.56936917

>>56936618
She also pays her own mortage?

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>>56936826
beoble people are fucking disgusting. terminally online crypto obsessed nerds straight up. none of them have made it and you can tell too judging by how retarded their takes are on most alts.
>$SHITNIGGERDICK will be worth $666 a token eom because I want it to!!!

>> No.56936929

>>56936907
what's the problem with twink wifes?

>> No.56936943

>>56936923
Sounds like your average biz user.

>> No.56936946

>>56936826
Lmao you pathetic fucks disgust me beyond comprehension

>> No.56936965

>>56936946
You have such fragile masculinity lmao

>> No.56937386

>>56936901
I am the table

>> No.56937421

>>56936883
Keep on keeping on! I wasn't doing too good myself until one day, my boss brought his daughter to work. From then, it just happened, and if it happened to me, it can happen to you.
>>56936853
You decide. Of course, I always imagined myself as the provider, but my wife makes three times what I did when I was working. When life gives you lemons.