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56915307 No.56915307 [Reply] [Original]

STOP RIGHT THERE PERVERTS!

We have footage of you referring to an under 18% dip as "scrumptious", "delectable", and telling her that you want to "slurp her up". That dip wasn't actually real. It was a decoy dip being manipulated by the SEC (Slurp Enforcement Coalition), the IRS (Institute of Regulating Slurpers), and the FBI (Federal Bitcoin Investigators).

You know that a dip under 18% hasn't matured yet, right? A dip that small CANNOT consent to having her cheapies slurped up. Put your diamond hands behind your backs, you're all under arrest

>> No.56915389

Bump because you made me lol

>> No.56915442
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56915442

Catch me if you can officer, hihi.

>> No.56915466
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56915466

you caught me

>> No.56915484
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56915484

>>56915307
Guilty as charged, could not resist.

>> No.56915600

>>56915389
>>56915442
>>56915466
>>56915484
disgusting
you're getting locked up together with CZ
FUNDS ( Federation of United Dip Slurpers ) aren't SAFU with people like you around

>> No.56915665

kek'd, good thread.
god I wish there were some good stock slurps in this crab market

>> No.56915695
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56915695

>must….resist….slurp

>> No.56915722
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56915722

>>56915695
>BLURGGHHHH I CANT FUCKING HOLD IT ANY MORE *SLUUUUUUUUUURP*

>> No.56915733

I will slurp all the 2% dips I want and you can't stop me

>> No.56915766

Slurp chads cant stop winning

>> No.56915872
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56915872

Oh aren't you just a naughty little pump? Wouldst thou allow me to suckle one final time on the sweet nectar of your dip? Lest I may no longer slurp again...

>> No.56916208

>>56915307
Kek i missed this one

>> No.56916489

>>56915307
Now thats a good one! Bravo