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The crab never ends

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.56914546
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56914546

first for the hard-R

>> No.56914551
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56914551

Hello, anon, Risk Management sent me over. What's your largest position and what percentage of your portfolio is allocated to it?

>> No.56914553
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56914553

We will die poor virgins.

>> No.56914558

this might be the wrong board to say this but yall care about money way too much, as long as your house is paid off you are debt free and can afford your utilities every month you are already living the dream

>> No.56914569

>>56914558
>yall
well howdy doo to you too pardner

>> No.56914576
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>>56914546
RGR bros...

>> No.56914578
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56914578

>up 30% since I bought it last year
>tfw a convenience store is the only reason my portfolio is doing well this year

Consumer staples bros keep winning.

>> No.56914583

Breakouts I might gamble on:
>AEHR
>MJ
>NXE

Anything you fellas are watching?

>> No.56914585

>>56914569
sorry for being for being ethnically 100% white (rural retard)

>> No.56914587
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56914587

>NOTHING HAPPENS WHEN YOU STAY OVERBOUGHT

>> No.56914589

>>56914558
NGMI

>> No.56914596
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56914596

>people from the other thread don't know why zoomers do the broccoli hair and wear clown shoes

Why do you think they all say they are 6ft? Nikes are literally the gayest most insecure 3 inch lift fag shoes on earth and then they continue the cope with the broccoli and a hat to tell the girls they are 6'2"

>> No.56914612

>>56914553
>5'3
>38 inch waste
jfc i'm 6'1 and I have a 38 inch waste and i'm fat. You could literally push the average american woman and she'd roll down the fucking street like a bowling ball

>> No.56914615

>>56914576
>RGR: drops like 15% on earnings
>SWBI: shrugs that off until today when it plunges 10% on earnings

I know what I'm doing next quarter...

>> No.56914620

bitfarms

>> No.56914623

>>56914558
The average retiree is a millionaire. If you're not at least a millionaire, you're poor.

>> No.56914632

>>56914587
What's that saying? "Corrections can occur through either time or price"?

>> No.56914668

>>56914623
>You have to keep up with the jones'
>You just have to
>Wtf anon you don't want to buy the new current thing that will be out of fashion 3 weeks from now?
>Loser

I'm tired of this government glownigger propaganda. I am working as little as possible and trying to evade as much taxes as possible. Tongue my anus

>> No.56914674
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56914674

Here's my 500IQ proposition why ARM will 10x over the next two years:

>Macbooks absolute trendsetter showing the immediate success of arm architectures for laptops
>Windows laptops will obviously follow => potentially a majority of the laptop market will be ARM-based
>now, phones are obviously already ARM-based, so we can discount them for now and just consider them a steady reveneue stream
>BUT once again thanks to apple and google, meme ai chips integrated into phones, obviously also ARM based, have become a thing. every higher-end phone will have one of these
>but the AI hype shows that supercomputers and large computing clusters are becoming more and more relevant
>ofc this is good for nvidia and AMD, but there is another factor: processors are almost as relevant for scaling AI systems as graphics card
>and there's a very basic advantage ARM has over x86: hyperscaling (i.e. exactly the use case you need for AI), which a lot of companies might prefer over expensive custom solutions
so to summarize:
>+60% laptop market gains
>+40% AI chip gains
>+50% smartphone gains (again)
TLDR: buy arm

>> No.56914676

>>56914623
being poor is fine as long as you have your needs met
Verification not required.

>> No.56914712

>>56914615
Makes sense everyone who wanted guns pretty much bought them since Biden took office because of the threat of gun grabbing by democrats (which will never happen) and they pretty much gave up that fight. People have more guns than they know what to do with at this point. Doesn't surprise me that sales are down.

>> No.56914725

>>56914668
You don't need to be rich, but if you want to stop working that's pretty much the minimum threshold. $5k for food, $10k for entertainment/vacation/hobbies, $10k for property taxes, $5k for health insurance.
You'll need a home which is probably worth $400k now, regardless of what you paid originally, and you'll need 500-600k invested to safely generate that income level and survive drawdowns.

Trading stocks is work, by the way. If you're putting in time to outperform "the market", you're working.

>> No.56914733

>>56914674
>BUT once again thanks to apple and google, meme ai chips integrated into phones, obviously also ARM based, have become a thing. every higher-end phone will have one of these
Isn't Moore's law dead in this sense? Hence the rise of cloud computing and memes like liquid cooling.

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i dont understand whats going on with my leaf pennyscam

im finally going to be in a 100x before it goes 100x huh?

>> No.56914742

>>56914712
Right, but I mean in the sense that RGR plunged and SWBI didn't really catch on to that fact until they themselves had earnings.

Like, are those two gun companies really run so differently? Or targeting different markets?

>> No.56914744

>>56914733
>Isn't Moore's law dead in this sense?
dead in what sense? a phone can have two chips or a combined chip, anon. just look at the latest google announcement, they literally show it

>> No.56914761

>>56914725
$5k for health insurance? More like $15k per person if you aren’t on a employer health insurance

>> No.56914764

>>56914736
Maybe. Or maybe it stalls out around that previous ATH as bagholders from this summer bail. What's the stock? Why do you think it has 100x potential?

>> No.56914771

>>56914733
>Isn't Moore's law dead in this sense?
It's been dead for a while anon. It's the title of a podcast that covers all this shit.

>> No.56914773

>>56914744
In that the computation for an AI catgirl GF or GPT-10 will simply be too intense (requiring huge chips or too much battery life or creating too much heat) for phones to have onboard processing.

>> No.56914797

>>56914761
Nah. If you have no/low income you get the gibs. I said $5k because the insurance itself doesn't actually cover shit.
Obamacare caps your premiums at 8% of income, giving tax credits adjusted to average plan cost/age in your area.

>> No.56914813

>>56914736
Small caps have been on a massive pump this past month. Check IWM.

>> No.56914824

>>56914725
lol healthcare, no way im paying for that shit ill just die and go next life im pretty sure I'm high on the karma ladder, Just another life closer to enlightenment

>> No.56914829

>NATGAS rig count rises by 3
>NATGAS price spikes up rather than down
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS
Verification not required.

>> No.56914828

>>56914773
>In that the computation for an AI catgirl GF or GPT-10 will simply be too intense
anon, that doesn't matter. that's why i said "meme AI chips". It's just a selling point for some improvements regarding photo editing, recording etc. but still every manufacturer will try to integrate them

>> No.56914831

>risk management found the butterfly spreads
it's over bros

>> No.56914834

I'm still seething about CRSP

>> No.56914836
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This bull run is because I spent my last $300 on a SPY put for Feb. $431 strike.

>> No.56914846

>>56914824
Don't waste your neurons saying silly stuff... focus on the only life you have.

>> No.56914849

>>56914736
>>56914813
Even better, IWC.

>> No.56914860

>>56914829
>Rallying on bad news
Market's telling you something, hoss.

>> No.56914881

>>56914860
Yeah, but can't tell if trap (and traps are gay).

>> No.56914887

>>56914797
>quit your job and make enough to survive from stocks
>no income
?

>> No.56914899

>>56914824
That's fine. I don't buy into the healthcare scam either. I'd estimate $100k of my current net worth is due to money saved and invested by skipping health insurance back when I used to work, with exception for one single year I turned 26 and obamacare mandate hadn't been repealed yet. I haven't seen a doctor in roughly a decade.
But most do, so it makes sense to include it. If you want to make a better NEET life budget be my guest.

>> No.56914901

>>56914836
not a bad bet but i think its a bit early anon, might feel some pain to the end of the year

>> No.56914919

I want to put $5000 into something, should I pick Fertilizer stocks or Livestock.

>> No.56914931

>>56914881
Yeah I don't know nat gas fundamentals or positioning well enough, only that it might be getting driven down because we're more rapidly depleting domestic wells. Which'd be bearish 2024 and giga-bullish 2025+.

>> No.56914953

>>56914919
My grandpappy used to tell me "No man regretted buying lean hogs under 70 for very long"

>> No.56914954

>>56914846
thank you for your concern but i do live my for myself thats why im not willing to decrease my wealth for a scam that preys on self preservation

>> No.56914965

>>56914674
>he bought the pump and dump

>> No.56914972
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>>56914725
>>56914761

>They are worried about paying for insurance instead of just going to the gym and not eating goyslop

I haven't been to a doctor since I had to get a physical in highschool for sports. You guys are fucking weird. If I get cancer I'll do a cool flip off a bridge while you guys give away your life savings to die a year later on chemo.

>> No.56914977

>>56914931
Interesting take. I'm mainly in watch and wait mode on the storage aspect to get worked back into balance to where it finds an overall bottom and starts upward ramping, no matter how slight that ramp is.

>> No.56914996

>>56914965
>pump and dump
where's the dump?

>> No.56915003
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>>56914972
>>56914725
Am I the only person on this board whose health insurance is like $40 a paycheck?

>> No.56915010

just slurped TLT boys. what am I in for

>> No.56915012

>>56915003
I don't have health insurance.

>> No.56915016

>>56914996
in my toilet
haha thanks ill be here all night

>> No.56915018

>>56915012
>not getting yourself an HSA
why

>> No.56915021

>>56914931
Seems to me like if we were more rapidly depleting domestic wells then it would be bullish on prices though, with those who know knowing scarcity will be increasing, and I am guessing too that there would be less heavy investing into LNG production/export because they would know that those investments would be too short lived with supply potentials getting tapped. What do you make of that angle?

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>>56915003
>Deductible $50,000

Lmao. It's literally not worth having. Just like dental or vision. Pay out of pocket or just say "lo.siento" and let some other cuck pick up the bill

>> No.56915030

>>56915003
mines like $50 or $60 per paycheck but I get paid bi weekly

>> No.56915032
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Just slurped some more CI

>> No.56915037

>>56915018
How do I make money off of it?

>> No.56915046
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>>56915025
my brother in christ the average deductible in america is $1,735 you coping europoor

>> No.56915048

>>56915003
I pay $50 a week and it's top tier health insurance. I'm pretty sure I only have a $500 yearly deductible.

>> No.56915051

Anyone want to break down the self-storage space? My understanding is that the REITs are obviously being held down by interest rates but the stocks will all get a tailwind if inflation creeps back up or if there is an economic downturn as consumers shove their shit into storage units while downsizing their homes that they are driven out of because of insurance rates.

>> No.56915052

>>56915046
Even if it was (it isn't) I would still literally never use it

>> No.56915057

>>56915037
>get a high deductable insurance plan
>you can now open up an HSA at any brokerage like fidelity
>you now have a yearly $4000 tax free account for all medical expenses that you can use to retire with

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>>56915052
>arguing with a europoor who refuses to google because he knows he's wrong and would rather imagine that America is some hellhole
whatever helps you cope man, I'd need to too if I was living there

>> No.56915104

>>56915057
Honestly HSAs are one of the most underrated products on the market. Tax advantages and you can actually use it before you become a boomer

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>>56915062
>Google told me the vaccine is safe and effective
>Google told me everyone is a millionaire
>Google told me men can be women
>Google told me sucking cocks is bussin
>Trust the science here is a CNN article that proves I am right

I live in the US wtf are you even talking about.

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>>56915106
What kind of cuck lives in the US and then posts this image >>56915025

>> No.56915122

>>56915057
>pay $5k
>for the opportunity to invest another $5k tax advantaged
Why bother?

>> No.56915139

>>56915114
>Boomer liberal that doesn't know Pedro is going to be the #1 baby name in America before he dies while voting for women that want to push abortion

Yeah grandpa. Your generation did a lot of work rolling up their sleeves and making America great

>> No.56915145

>>56915003
I pay $14 a paycheck with a 1k yearly deductible

>> No.56915156

>>56915122
This. I don't get it. I've been to the hospital once in the last 30 years, work from home, decent health, etc. WTF do I need health insurance for?

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>>56915122
Some of us want to have families one day.
>>56915139
>thinking that image is a boomer thing
You massive unbelievable faggot. Even if you didn't recognize the art style his name is in the bottom right hand corner of the image. Norman Rockwell is from the fucking early 1900s aka the greatest generation BEFORE the boomers. He's a cultural icon you zoomer cuckold.

>> No.56915167

>>56915156
You don't. It's a ponzi scheme like everything else in America. I wish I could decline social security as well.

>> No.56915174

>>56915156
so you don't get financially heemed when jmal breaks your arm for your seed phrase

>> No.56915195

>>56915114
>>56915162
/smg/ discussing Norman Rockwell might be a new low

>> No.56915207

>>56915174
>Has health insurance for when Jamal curb stomps him
>Won't workout and incapable of defending himself
>Never been in a physical confrontation in his life, always backs down
>Wants the government to be a nanny state and protect him

Imagine being this homosexual (you probably don't have to imagine)

>> No.56915211

>>56915195
this has to be the final /smg/
rockwell and healthcare chat

>> No.56915212

>>56915174
You know you pay almost the same price if you pay cash as you would if you had to pay a deductable (and then add the insurance cost all year). My last medical bill had a 10% cash settlement.

>> No.56915213

>>56915195
Actually just kill me now. This faggot is posting reddit tier memes about euro > america and how insurance is a scam and he doesn't need and HSA and then calls Norman Rockwell a boomer

I can't even begin to imagine how disgusting his portfolio is

>> No.56915218

Don't you guys realize your employers also pay a fuckton for your health insurance? That's money you barely even see and would otherwise be part of your salary.

>This post sponsored by UNH

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56915240

>>56915162
>Some of us want to have families one day.
You do realize that if you buy QQQ, you'll pay only 1.5% in taxes over 20 years on the 0.5% divvy taxed at 15% qualified divvy rate, right?
The rest grows entirely tax free until you eventually choose to start selling for added income. Those sales are taxed at a one time 15%. Maybe 20% if you're in the top bracket.

Tax advantaged accounts only give an advantage if you're short term trading. The opposite of your retirement idea. Ironically, most of these "tax advantaged" accounts will cost you 1% every single year in management fees on the shit mutual funds they tend to offer. Even if there's self-trading support, many of these retirement accounts tend to enforce a 0.2% documentation fee rate.

Maybe some HSAs are better, but I've definitely seen this in my own experience from the HSA/401k offerings at the company I used to work. Best thing that ever happened to my retirement fund was quitting my job. I maxed it out the year I knew I was going to leave, then rolled it over a few weeks later.

>> No.56915241

>>56915213
TMF, STIP and cash right now are my only positions. I'm just here because I got banned from /fit/ for talking about Jews.

>> No.56915242
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Bobo kneeled.

>> No.56915253

Do I buy SAVE calls or shares?

>> No.56915257

>>56915253
I sold all my shares and bought calls

>> No.56915270

>>56915257
Why

>> No.56915278

>>56915270
So I can make more money.

>> No.56915287

>>56915253
I would buy shares and sell covered calls.

>> No.56915298

Alright i'm headed to DG to do some DD. This is a larger location just outside of town so I expect better from them.

>> No.56915322

>>56915278
Are you that confident?

>> No.56915330

>>56915298
Lots of lawsuits. Post in store prices (they aren't a deal). Shoplifting at an all time high. Amazon making every store obsolete.

I dunno man I wouldn't buy.

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>>56915242
Bears are sleeping again. It's winter so they are hibernating

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Fucking amazing day
>last day before vacation till next year
>holiday plans are a lot of working out and fucking
>markets green, making money
i love my life

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>red literally entire year except now
Haha I knew I was a genius all along.

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>>56915195
Norman Rockwell is the reason I came to understand the entire fine arts academic institution is a scam for faggots and charlatans. Rockwell is one of my favorite american painters. You will usually not find him in art history textbooks. If he is mentioned it's a short blurb somewhere near the back. Art history textbooks good from renaissance and baroque to some american painters doing wheat fields in the 1800s to cubism and abstract art then straight to modern art hackery. Not mentioned: illustrators like Rockwell and animators. Why? Because those are commercial artists, of course. Some of the best art of the 1900s is ignored by fine art academia because they decided commercial art isn't fine art.
Short spy and qqq right now. 4 days.

>> No.56915375

>>56915242
>they dont know that black swan~sama is coming

>> No.56915381

>>56915355
My only problem is the gains are too low. I made +1.5% which on my measly 10k is like 150 bucks. Either I need more capital or leverage myself to the tits

>> No.56915386

>>56915322
Yep, looking to double my money by January.
Industry in general took a hit recently, and I expect the merger to go through. Anyone that's ever rode them knows that they're not really a budget airline like the Justice Dept is trying to make them out to be. They nickle and dime you to death for every fucking thing.

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>A
>Ss
>To a
>Ss

>> No.56915418

>>56915368
>some american painters doing wheat fields in the 1800s
Hudson river school and the movement brought about marks my favorite period of American art history.
It's too bad no one knows how to paint anymore.

>> No.56915422

>>56915368
Its fucking insane they he's skipped over so often. "Fine art" is run by a bunch of communist hippies

>> No.56915428

I was at walmart yesterday. I used the self checkout for the first time. THEY FUCKING CLOSE SELF CHECKOUT LANES SO THEY CAN KEEP A BETTER WATCH ON YOU.

>> No.56915440

There we go, the NATGAS rig report microPOOMP was indeed a TRAP (and traps are gay).

>> No.56915443

>>56915368
Fine art is quite literally run by glowniggers at the CIA. They took over the space during the cold war and pushed styles/messages/images counter to the aesthetic or nationalist Russian painters of the time. It's all declassified now and you can read about it but normies think it's something other than pozzed bullshit about being a tranny and cutting your dick off like everythjng else the CIA (literally run by Jews) does

>> No.56915447

>>56915417
Joe knows what's good shit.

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>>56915375
it's pretty safe so long as the jamie dimons of the world are screeching about corrections
I mean as long as you don't invest in anything obvious shills on /smg/ are begging you to buy or short too really.

>> No.56915492

ARMbros... It won't stop gaining

>> No.56915499
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56915499

>>56915418
Patrician.

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Risk on

>> No.56915523
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>>56915418
>>56915499
Bierstadt is top-tier.

>> No.56915525
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I get to go into the weekend not being a NO NATGAS NIGGER.
Imagine being a NO NATGAS NIGGER.

>> No.56915603

3 seprate options
all expiring worthless
god bless

>> No.56915615

>>56915603
Remember: strike should be halfway between here and your target, and always double your time to expiration.

>> No.56915617
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BABA bros...

>> No.56915620
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What the fuck when will it dump.

>> No.56915625
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>>56914551
MSFT, 12.5%

>> No.56915627

>>56915620
In two weeks.

>> No.56915634

>>56915617
Chink QE soon, brother: https://archive (dot) is/jpR6z

>> No.56915646
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>>56915620
In negative three months.

>> No.56915660
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56915660

I greatly enjoy finding high IV pharma gems that have maintained relative stability for the past six months and writing fat puts for them.

There's something incredibly satisfying watching people buy up literal garbage and making $10k in one week from moving numbers around on a screen.

>> No.56915661

ok so i have to hope that over the weekend some tragic thing happens to bring spy down to 455, please bidenomics i need you now

>> No.56915662

Goldilocks Soft Landing Bros... it's impossible for us to lose

>> No.56915666

>>56915625
Vanguard s&p 500
After that ishares automation and robotics
Yes I'm a bag holding pussy

>> No.56915669
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>>56914551
For me it's my Cattle spread, 492% of my portfolio

>> No.56915673

I hate the market so much it's unreal

>> No.56915683

>get long
>market chops and then goes down
>go short
>market chops and then goes up

>> No.56915692

>>56915620
january at this rate, s&p failed to break down, I'm a doomerbull now. Scalped an nvda short and then watched it completely retrace overnight to a net 0%, got out and bought in XOM. S&P 4800 by the new year. It should have continued down after yesterday but it's hanging above 4605 and unless something terrible happens we're gonna have a weekend gap up since everyone will have a basedout about breaking the double top, too much upward pressure and EVERY down attempt gets bought up immediately overnight

>>56915673
same

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>>56915666
I'm not a bagholder but definitely a pussy bitch

>> No.56915711
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>>56915683
Stop trying to time the market.

>> No.56915721

>>56915683
How short are your trades man?
I would suggest simplifying your long/short decisions process: consider a trading day as a single unit, which can either boom, drop or crab. And based on that make your decisions: of you make money, take profit or a trailing stop loss. If you lose money, sell. If it crabs but you expect it to rise next day, keep it, otherwise sell.

Ofc you can extend this logic and make it more complex, but that makes it more difficult to stick to your rules unless you do literal algotrading

>> No.56915724

>>56915711
The market will never move again. It's going to crab and chop with little 5 point faggot candles until the end of the world

>> No.56915727

>>56914583
ACHR
MSOS
SMCI
SOUN
AAOI
ATOM
LABU
TARK
KLNE

>> No.56915728
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56915728

Apologize

>> No.56915739

>>56915728
tell rocker this. Told everyone to short mommy Cathie who's based and christpilled.

>> No.56915744
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56915744

some bullish natgas lady on bloomberg

>> No.56915746

>>56915724
Almost like a permanently high plateau?

>> No.56915747

>>56915721
And ofc you can also extend your timeline, it all depends on your predictors for the movement. I've found that news for example only guide the market direction of a stock for 1-2 days at best, unless it's super super good or super super bad news. Which is why long-term, I would think more in terms of "will this company be more successful/popular in 1 year?"

>> No.56915762
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I hope (you) are practicing GOOD trading rules
And I hope (you) aren't buying options but selling them instead!

>> No.56915763

>>56915727
>ACHR
Is ACHR a meme?

>AAOI
tfw 800G is both the catalyst and a target portfolio value

>> No.56915767
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>>56915683
Become a net seller of options. Seriously brah. It's so much better on this side.

I sip the angst and torment my buyers must endure via theta torture and enjoy it like a fine wine.

I believe derivatives are inherently uncanny to humans. My monke brain cannot comprehend pressing a few buttons and moving imaginary numbers around, and then a few weeks later I'm spend that to buy literal gold coins, or a car, or other tangible items. It's wild.

>> No.56915789

>>56915763
everything is a meme. I trade without discrimination. A bunch of us were in CLSK and some boomer kept b!tching about keeping crypto miners off of /smg/ like an autist.

If it makes me money who cares how the digits got there.

>> No.56915792

Not sure if I want to be part of the stock market anymore, it just feels like a casino

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Just another bear trap kinda day huh

>> No.56915801

Freeport-Mcmoran Bros... how we feeling

>> No.56915810

>>56915744
WOULD
too,
would.

>> No.56915813

>>56915762
Why? I'd rather control my risk upfront by my purchase, rather than face the possibility of infinite risk.

>> No.56915821

>>56915711
>Buy the top

No

>> No.56915826

Why isn't there any end of day action happening? The market is just fucking chopping around sideways to end the week

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>>56915813
This is why you go for spreads or cover your short options as a CSP or CC lel
Or do what I do and spam spreads on index options since they're cash settled and don't have early assignment risk

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>>56915762
(You)

>> No.56915833

>>56915826
NIGGERS AND JEWS
son,
NIGGERS AND JEWS

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>>56915796
>$2.18
>0.48%

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>make a little bit of money today on tech
>celebrate by making some good ramen
>it's a bit spicy

>> No.56915868

>>56915792
Yeah, but they don't kick you out if you start counting cards.

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Based Cigna deciding to reclaim all MA’s after being down 1.5% midday

>> No.56915882

>>56915860
PA?

>> No.56915883

>>56915868
>He doesn't play Texas holdem only where there is no house edge/you aren't playing against the house

>> No.56915884

>>56915882
No, but close. I live in New Jersey

>> No.56915888

BXSL bros.... give it to me straight. is this a dead cat bounce or are we so back?

>> No.56915896

>>56915856
thats how much spy moved anon

>> No.56915898

If you ever want to know what the exact top is, it's exactly where I go long. That is always the top every time

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>>56915884
KEK! PA is Poem Anon.

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>>56915896
that's not much movement

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>>56915883
That too. And the market cap of the stocks correspond to the stakes at the table.

>> No.56915910
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>218 shares of VT
slowly but surely

>> No.56915912

>>56915884
KEK

>> No.56915914
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Just got back from the other DG. Slightly better but still largely no deals. If you need toilet paper, disposable razors, garbage bags, or dish soap, it's worth visiting, but this is what $25 got me there. I probably could have gotten this for a better price at the local grocery store frankly. So at this moment I'm keep the JFR (Johnny fathands rating) on DG as very bearish

>> No.56915931

>>56915896
There is nothing in the market that can logically be justified over 100% SPY. Except possibly VOO or 2X SPY

>> No.56915934
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If EVs are too big to fail, is ALB a buy here?

>> No.56915941

It's EOW. I bogled.

>> No.56915945

>>56915914
>not going on Saturday with your $5 off $25 total purchase coupon off the back of the receipts

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>>56915902
Oh, I was wondering how you nearly guessed where I live just from my post about a snack
>>56915914
Didn't we have a long discussion recently about how DG is an overpriced scam designed to rip off people living in the middle of nowhere? Why would you go there if you have a WMT or anything else nearby?

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56915950

A couple investment ideas for next year?
>ERJ
Makes regional jets and some military aircraft. Will probably pop if something does happen with Venezuela because they produce low cost attack planes which Brazil would definitely use.
>DKNG
Kinda a meme name but probably the best UI out of all the gambling stocks and I believe they give gamblers the most options on how to lose their money.

I was going to add GRMN but the stock is basically at 52 week highs so no real upside.

>> No.56915954

Should I wait until a red day to buy MARA?

>> No.56915960

Just like SPY my bench press is going fucking nowhere. I've been stuck at 275 for two weeks.

>> No.56915961
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I went long on amd with a x10 leverage. Am i gonna make it?

>> No.56915962

I'm literally going to fucking kill myself

>> No.56915969
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56915969

The market crashes Monday.
You've got about 10 minutes to exit positions.
Good luck!

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56915983

>he didn’t buy FNKO calls yesterday

>> No.56915984

>>56915961
who knows let jesus take the wheel.. Goldilocks chips

>> No.56915986

>>56915914
>>56915914
Those sausages are pretty good but not worth $5-$6 a bag

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>>56915962
Why anon?

Don't do it. Remember that death is a gift others deserve more than you do. Don't be greedy.

>> No.56915997

>>56915949
DG and Casey’s General Stores are head scratchers to me. Nobody trades down to these brands, they shop there because it is the only option they have.

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>>56915960
I believe in you.

>> No.56916010

>>56915954
No, take the next BTC red day as a chance to buy BITF.

>> No.56916013

>>56915995
Not one thing in my life has ever gone right. Every time I pass an eval and get a funded account I get shit where the market only fucking chops sideways and I hit max loss my first day of trading. I just want to fucking make money but this rigged jewish bullshit fucking prevents me from ever having a good day when I actually get funded. I pass evals with zero issue but the moment I go live the market turns to fucking chop.

>> No.56916024

>>56915983
Sorry, I was too busy buying LNTH calls.

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56916030

Is there some kind of news that's making SIGA go up today?

>> No.56916034
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>DCA into 100 WMT via work over 4 years with a 15% discount
>ACB is like $105, but price retraces from $165 to $150 the last few weeks
>Wrote a butterfly targeting $160, so unless it rallies 1.5% per day every day all next week, I'm down $80

>Bought Lego at 60-70% off to sell on ebay/hold
>Paid $65 for a set and sold it for $135
>Made $4 profit after taxes, shipping, and fees
>Knowing my luck so far, the buyer will open a dispute
>Also gave $10 to a homeless person at the bus station on my way home so I actually net lost money (but got to pet someone's dog on the bus)

>Have $10k that I roll between two monthly bonds
>Each one gets me like $20/mo consistently
>Realized I had a TFSA and I should have them in there instead
>Have $5k in TFSA and $5k in margin
>Yesterday, buy one in TFSA
>Today I notice I still have cash in my TFSA
>Huh? Maybe the website fucked up because I bought them a different way
>Buy one
>Still nothing
>Buy another
>Realize it defaulted to my margin account
>Ended up buying three fucking banker's acceptance fixed income in $5k lots which only yield 4.75% against a margin loan of 8.75%
>BA has no secondary market so I can't resell them like treasuries

>> No.56916033
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ANOTHER DAY JUST HOLDING CASH BECAUSE I WAS TOO DUMB TO BUY INTO ANYTHING!!!! I SHOULD HAVE FUCKING BOUGHT ON THAT RED DAY.

AAÀAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.56916039

>CFTC DATA: SPECULATORS' NET SHORT BETS ON 2YR TREASURIES ROSE TO RECORD A HIGH.
is it our fed chairman bill ackman again?

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>>56915995
Thank you for broadening the webm pool. Based dairy poster.

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At this rate, I'm going to be able to afford that Tacoma I've been wanting with how my CSPs keep printing.

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>>56916010
Thanks anon, I'm trying to fight my impulsive urges to just buy something so I can see my portfolio go up again. I fucking hate just seeing cash sit around and do nothing.

>> No.56916055

>>56916004
I saw this on /fit/. Apparently the guy was demonstrating a safe way to bail out of failed lifts (don't use clamps, dump the weight)

Thnx though anon if you are being genuine

>> No.56916057

>>56916030
https://investor.siga.com/
https://news.google.com/search?q=mpox&hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US%3Aen
https://www.sec.gov/edgar/search/#/ciks=0001010086&entityName=SIGA%2520TECHNOLOGIES%2520INC%2520(SIGA)%2520(CIK%25200001010086)

A CDC warning about Clade 1 I guess?

>> No.56916078

>>56916050
What might help the anxiety is to put together a spreadsheet, one row per ticker (they don't have to be BTC miners), and have a column for your entry plan.

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>>56915945
I'll likely never be back again so there isn't really a reason to plan around coupons.
>>56915949
Yes, I was just doing additional DD to help guide my /smg/ bros into a good trade. Short DG.
>>56915986
They were $4.50 and they have the duke's brand ones as well that are $5.75 so I opted for the brigford ones because they are basically the same product. A bag of frozen chicken nuggets is $9.75 which is actually more than normal store prices, honestly almost all of their frozen products are above MSRP. Their dairy section is decent specifically cheese but that's about it.
>>56915997
I've determined they are basically clever branding to lure in retards. It's called dollar general so surely it will be cheaper than walmart right? Wrong. That is why I think they need to be shorted to oblivion. Roark capital isn't publicly traded yet but I have a suspicion they will be in the future. Why am I bringing this up? Because Roark capital recently purchased the Subway brand and are forcing franchisees to honor all digital coupons. These coupons usually consist of buy one footlong get one free or buy one footlong get one half price. Subway already operates on very slim margins so I doubt they are making much money on the half off coupon and i'm sure they are losing money on their BOGO offers, so if they ever go public i'm shorting the shit out of them too.

>> No.56916131
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>Sp500 new 52 week high
bears on sucide watch.

>> No.56916133
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.56916134

>>56916013
BOGLE DCA INTO FUCKING LONG TERM FUNDS AND STOP GOOBLING
PUT YOUR CAPITAL INTO HIGH YIELD MONEY MARKETS

>> No.56916137
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>>56916133
+.78%

>> No.56916139

>>56916055
You would have to be retarded or a woman not to know to leave the clamps off if you are benching alone so you can slide the weights off each side after failure. God gym rekt videos are the worst. Some people have proven they really are too dumb to be working out.

>> No.56916144

>>56916133
>0.12%

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>>56916133
I unbeheemed myself somewhat

>> No.56916156

Next week will be a blood bath, not sure for who

>> No.56916157
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>>56916133
NOTHING BECAUSE IM A DUMBO SITTING ON CASH

>> No.56916159

>>56915904
it is not but it is enough to be the 6th consecutive green week for spy

>> No.56916165

>>56916133
>Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?
TOTAL
ABSOLUTE
IRREVOCABLE
UNBEHEEMING
Of +1.5%

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>>56916133
Up 35 cents plus going into the weekend not having to be a NO NATGAS OR OIL NIGGER.

>> No.56916173
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>>56916156
If dubs it's going to suck to be anything other than a crab
>pic related it's me and my gf and I hate all you bobo and mumu faggots

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>>56916133
>Only +1.53% after daily inflation

>> No.56916189

>>56916133
Just +0.44%, but I'm up 10% in the past 30 days, so I'm happy with that.

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>Dilute stock
>End up with soup

>> No.56916200

FUG DIS
IM TURNING INTO A GIRL

>> No.56916201

>>56916133
-8.47%, but 5% of that includes closing a position for almost what I bought it for so I have some cash to invest Monday morning if I find something over the weekend.

>> No.56916202

>>56916189
Based. From what?

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>>56916133
I purchased a substantial allotment of SPXS. Also firefox broke in a strange way when i started my puter this morning so i had to reinstall it. I open firefoxes. Pages no load. I restart firefoxes, no pages. I deactivate my extensive extensions, nothing. Internet was not down. Reinstall. firefoxes now much faster. i dunno what happen. What's the hot new web browser for paranoid schizophrenics like myself?

>> No.56916220

>>56916139
There were some videos of guys dieing bench pressing along that went viral recently and influencers ran with them

Yes zoomers are fucking retarded

>> No.56916226

>>56916200
YOU CANNOT. You can be a man or you can be a troons. Don't do it. My older brother trooned. It was exceptionally bearish for his portfolio.

>> No.56916230

>>56916170
Based, no Oil niggers tongue my oily anus

>> No.56916234

>>56916133

>+4%

Okay day, but I could have made over 10% if I had held onto my weed a bit longer before selling.
Here's hoping it corrects a bit so I can buy back in cheaper.

>> No.56916251

>>56916189
kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.56916254

>>56916202
HOOD.

Randomly checked it one day and saw it was at like $7.95 which was way too low, whatever you may think of the platform.

It's an example of another person/place/thing that Reddit used to love but then something happened and now they all hate it. Same with Elon. I don't know when he was more annoying, when Reddit wouldn't stop sucking his dick every day or now that they can't shut the fuck up about how much they hate him. Point being, whatever Reddit hates and dumps, just buy that lol. Worked with TSLA too.

>> No.56916255

>>56916226
IM GONNA HAVE PERKY TITS AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
I AM A PRETTY GIRL

>> No.56916274

>>56916165
>>56916251
The only thing better than an unheeming is to never have been heemed at all. BLESSED.

>> No.56916293

>MICROSOFT: WE DO NOT OWN ANY PART OF OPENAI, HOWEVER, WE'RE ENTITLED TO A SHARE OF THE PROFIT.
What did they mean by this? How can I deploy this business model

>> No.56916296

>>56916206
Unironically Firefox. All the others (Bing, Opera, etc) are basically Chrome.

>> No.56916300

>>56916274
My beheeming was my own fault. As soon as I manage to sell that one option at profit I'll also fully redeem myself

>> No.56916307

>>56916230
I don't *ever* want to be totally without them again, no matter what.

>> No.56916314

>>56916293
It's an accounting trick. They 'sold' Azure to OpenAI in exchange for a cut of the action. Waiting to see Amazon pull off this shit next year, or if they're just not doing it because they're worried about being sued.

>> No.56916320

>>56916300
>my own fault
NEVER say this again. It was NIGGER AND JEWS.

>> No.56916353

gotta delete my name field real quick

>> No.56916367

>EU COUNTRIES, LAWMAKERS CLOSE TO CLINCHING PROVISIONAL DEAL ON ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE RULES, ANNOUNCEMENT COULD COME IN NEXT HOUR, SOURCES SAY
is the friday after close ai news drop the new friday after close credit downgrade?

>> No.56916395
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56916395

>>56916200
Amazing, zoomers literally don't think things through. I was giving a zoomie tips on his lifts because he was doing deadlifts while arching his lower back in a way that will result in injury over time and he kept just saying "facts" over and over again afrer everything I was saying and the points I was bringing up. This really is a retarded generation and the worst thing is I know generation Alpha will make these guys look like geniuses...

>> No.56916408

>>56916353
Oh shit, that thing's still active! wtf hiroshimoot

>> No.56916410

>>56916395
Fuck meant to reply to this post >>56916220

>> No.56916424
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>>56916395
It's an amazing time to be alive for sure.

>> No.56916426

>AQB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AHCfZTRGiI

>> No.56916487

>>56916395
He was mocking you to your face & you just took it? What kind of sissy bitch lifter are you?

>> No.56916502

>>56916426
Mutant.
Fish.

What did you expect? I mean really.

>> No.56916524

>>56916502
you eat mutant wheat every day faggot.

>> No.56916545

>>56916487
He wasn't mocking at all, he literally was talking like an npc.

>> No.56916549

>>56916524
No he doesn't. Mr. Davidson has celiac disease, he can't

>> No.56916717
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56916717

Short AMZN. This retarded driver literally didn't understand how to look at her GPS and go directly East. How do you deliver packages for a living and can't even figure out a cardinal direction. Holy shit.

>> No.56916750

>>56916410
The irony

>> No.56916761

>>56916717
pretty much every amzn driver here is black so not surprised.

>> No.56916791
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56916791

>>56916761
Some AMZN drivers are cute
I've seen a few in real life

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>>56916717
>Clients supposed to arrive at 3:00pm yesterday.
>They accidentally misspelled our address; didn't even type in our business name in Google.
>Took 30 minutes to arrive.
>Assured them it was perfectly fine. "These things happen all the time."
>Charge them a late fee as soon as they walk out.
Can't have my employees sitting on their asses doing nothing on my dime, now can I?

>> No.56916846

>>56916791
[x] doubt

>> No.56916852

>>56916717

AMZN doesn't even give a sh!t about inefficiencies like this. They'll just compensate by increasing AWS compute usage fees and Whole Foods prices accordingly. Based Big Data AI optimizing sh!t in real time.

>> No.56916877

>>56916791
This is a flagrant lie. FedEx has the smokeshow drivers. Our most recent one looks like a short-haired Vanessa Hudgens.

>> No.56916882

hate MANU so much its unreal

>> No.56916896

BITF shill here again.
You bought didn’t you?
We had another double digit day. Aren't you afraid of missing out?

>> No.56916913
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56916913

>>56916882
>MANU
The French president or the noted actor?

>> No.56916947

Making money would be so easy if I just had a crystal ball.

>> No.56916975

>>56916896
Imagine the gains if you bought BITF *calls* instead of shares.

>> No.56917038

>>56916133
>4,77%

good day

>> No.56917050

>>56916133
+2% or so. I need to get back into tech sometime.

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56917055

>>56916913
>noted actor

>> No.56917096

Is this a bad time to buy index funds? Everybody is saying we're due for a crash.

>> No.56917217

>>56917096
That's why Jesus invented inverse index funds

>> No.56917218

>>56916395
>"facts"
what does that even mean
what does he think that means

>> No.56917233

>>56917096
Just put 3k a month into SPY and you'll be a millionaire in 14 years (assuming average market growth). With QQQ, VGT, VUG, etc. you can potentially get there faster.

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56917240

>>56917096
It feels toppy to me and I am heavily short right now but i've also had a terrible year and i don't know anything

>> No.56917284

>>56914674
x86-64 architecture is on its way out anyway, hell Intel has tried to phase it out numerous times in the past with failed projects like Itanium. RSIC-V is also promising in that none of the architecture is proprietary, but that discussion is more for /g/ than this board.

>> No.56917289

>>56917218
Well I was just pulling up google images to show this is good form and this is bad and he kept saying it on everything that was proving how he was doing it wrong. After all of that he thanked me and started doing it right but there were at least 6 different instances where he said "facts" over and over again after showing him people injure themselves lifting with bad back form. This generation really is becoming more npc like and I don't think it's random the npc fetishism meme took off now.

>> No.56917303

Has there been a weekly update from Rocker? I'm trying to figure out what's been happening.

>> No.56917328

>>56917096
Just put 3k a month into XXXX and you'll be a milllionaire in 4 years (assuming average market growth). With QQQ, VGT, VUG, etc. you can potentially get there slower.

>> No.56917406

>>56917303
3 weeks ago:
>Rocker hates on Poem Anon
>Rocker bullish on oil and brapgas
>Rocker hates on ARKK & Cathie Wood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMqBWjLSwoI&t=3s

>> No.56917413

>>56917240
I know that feel bobro

>> No.56917463

>>56917328
Tell me more about your 5 figure portfolio.

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>>56917406
>Rocker bullish on oil and brapgas
I would have lost so much less if I had sold right then.
LESSON
Lrn2ed

>> No.56917489

>>56917328
What's the decay like on that thing? I might jump to that next.

>> No.56917524
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>> No.56917548

>>56917406
>bullish on oil and brapgas

imagine not doing your own TA and just listening to other people.

lmao

>> No.56917578

>>56917406
>>56917471
>>56917548
how does SROK's performance compare to SJIM?

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56917597

>>56917548
it's nice to get confirming retail/trader sentiment signals from people like Cramer, Baggie, and Rocker. it should be part of any pro's toolkit.

>>56917578
if we can get a large AI model of the worst traders on /smg/ we could beat SJIM handedly

>> No.56917604

>>56917524
Based, the bubble keeps on blowing and blowing, *for now*.

https://www.cnbc.com/2020/02/11/this-wall-street-legends-10-rules-for-investing-are-very-applicable-to-this-bull-market.html

>> No.56917606

>>56917524
>markets are strongest when they are broad and weakest when they narrow to a handful of blue-chip names
>magnificent 7
Fug this market is weak and needs to start going to the gym and lifting

>> No.56917607

guys i boughted google stock because of the gemini video. turns out it was fake and i lost money. whats my next move?

>> No.56917617

>>56917607
And they say trading NATGAS is dangerous.

>> No.56917671

>>56917606
Yep.

>> No.56917672
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56917672

Today settles it. I am quitting my job next year. I don't care I haven't made it.

>> No.56917697

>>56917578
kek

>> No.56917705
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56917705

Another day. Another day of "doing nothing" for 8hrs. Uh due to not very good time keeping methods lets say actually my workday is less than that. I take long lunches and my breaks are kinda longish to. No one gives a damn. Hey I've got over 18yrs in. At this point no one questions anything I do to be honest.

>> No.56917730

>>56917705
What's your 1 year rate of return as of now, KO Boomer?

>> No.56917747

lots of saber rattling today

>> No.56917751

>>56917705
Government employees were always the real niggers all along. Atleast they die young from being fat and sitting at a desk for 30 years telling each other about how they never do any work

>> No.56917803

>>56917705
Yeah I used to be a government contractor. I was paid $100k a year to go to my desk in the morning, check the status and logs for a system, then read the news and magazines for 7.5 hours, check the status and logs again, and then go home. I should have been using that time for stock research and stuff, but I wasn't really a gambler back then

>> No.56917931

>>56917730
Well my 401k as of 11/30 was 14.91% and my brokerage as of 12/7 is 39.07%

>> No.56917940

>>56917931
kick ass, BLESSED

>> No.56917950

Baking

>> No.56917979

>>56917803
I lived with a guy from highschool I knew for a while after I broke up with my ex. He was a work from home government contractor.

>It's gonna be a bachelor pad dude

He made 6 figs and all he did was drink beer all day, (until after the work day and he swirched to liquor), chain smoke cigs and occasionally have to send an email or do a zoom meeting which was just a bunch of egomaniacs stroking themselves off. Sounds cool right? Turns out he was a depressed incel that got triggered as fuck every time I brought a girl over and outside of drinking himself to sleep every day all he did was buy guns all the time. That shit was fucking weird man I noped out of there after a few months.

I'm pretty sure you have to be mentally ill or a troon to work for the government.

>> No.56918016

>>56917979
Meh... not all positions are like what that guy or I had, or what KO boomer has. I also worked on some other projects where I was flying around the country to different offices for meetings, observing formal equipment tests in labs, inspecting factories, working with the FBI, all kinds of fun shit.

>> No.56918039

>>56917925
>>56917925

>> No.56918372

>>56917672
I am with you brother. Jan 2 I walk out

>> No.56919615

>>56914587
Oversold tends to get corrected quickly. Overbought though, that can last quite a while. Much longer than you think. Volatility-wise it makes sense. When the market is dumping, volatility is very high, option prices are through the roof and rallies tend to be fierce and very fast. But when sailing is smooth, the market is complacent and SPX IV is underground there are no expectations of big market moves so they don't happen. Just a slow grind upward while Bobo's get slow massacred. Natch they deserve it for being stinky repulsive bears but I digress

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56919645

>>56915025
>me on the bottom
>me on the right
>t.la luz extinguido

>> No.56919882

BOOMP
for futures

>> No.56919928

>>56919882
you’re a little early aren’t you

>> No.56919943

>>56915683
Time in the market > timing the market

>> No.56919972

>>56919928
No, it's the baker who was early, the futures are futures.

>> No.56919974

die bobo

>> No.56920411

>>56917096
>Everybody is saying we're due for a crash.
that is bullish signal.