/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56802689]

Charlie Munger Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56802724]

[Anonymous No.56802740]

>>56802724
meds

[Anonymous No.56802741]

>>56802689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=D3rFgr0Tu1c

rip to a real nigga

[Anonymous No.56802745]

Ripparoni

[Anonymous No.56802754]

>>56802689
Another 4.3% hit because of nigger faggot boil and UNG. The ITM calls I sold when I first bought the worthless things have softened the blow, but it looks like there are no breaks on this train straight to zero.

[Anonymous No.56802758]

>>56802704
Qll houses my pops and cracks, it's just expansion / contraction due to humidity.

[Anonymous No.56802802]

>cucks ass kissing a faggot billionaire who is now burning in hell
I knew the /pol/ meme was true about how you cucks love to suck off billionaires but this is pathetic

[Anonymous No.56802805]

>>56802739
thanks ill check it out. and ya i could see the housing market starting to take a turn for the worse during my whole process. I found my new place in early September and things were still pretty hot in my area, didnt get my sell listed until a month later in mid/late October and things were slowing down at that point. And the house I just sold is on the upper end of middle class houses in the area so its outside of the budget for a lot of potential homebuyers, vs the one I purchased is right in the middle of that range for normal buyers so i was in a bidding war for the buy but not for the sale. And I can see things slowing down even further as rates remain higher for longer as Daddy (Jerome) has repeatedly said.

[Anonymous No.56802814]

>>56802754
They don't call natgas the widowmaker for nothing. Looks pretty bearish, NGL.

[Anonymous No.56802825]

>>56802683
>Why the fuck you guys lying?
We posted screencaps anon. We were discussing it all day. You had every chance to jump into the trades we talked about, and you chose not to.

>>56802805
Yeah, the upper end of the middle class homes are still holding their value, its the stuff that's half the size that's really coming down around me (central TX).

[Anonymous No.56802833]

I want to invest in ETFs like a savings account. Just buy and hold for years and years. Is it safer to invest in US only or ETFs that track a global market? I guess my only fear is the particular ETF I invest in gets shutdown.

[Anonymous No.56802845]

[Anonymous No.56802850]

The gold shitco portfolio:
>TSXV / OTC / Germany
Nevada Exploration NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0
Discovery Harbour DHR.v / DCHRF / 4GW0
Cortus Metals CRTS.v / CRTTF
Every turd, especially the dormant ones, will float to the top in a gold bull market. Multibaggers are found when nobody else is looking.

[Anonymous No.56802853]

>>56802833
neither, sp500 is heavily overpriced due to all of the etf investors and world etf is like majority sp500 anyway

[Anonymous No.56802862]

>>56802689
>boomers worked until his death
I can't understand the mindset, but I respect the hell out of him.

[Anonymous No.56802865]

Fuck Charlie Munger
He made my BOIL go down

[Anonymous No.56802872]

>>56802845
okay i have my first 100k
now what charlie

[Anonymous No.56802873]

munger dead. rip my negro

[Anonymous No.56802874]

>>56802689

How are we feeling on paypal bros

52 average here, bottom fishing bullseye I reckon

[Anonymous No.56802875]

>>56802814
>Coof low was $1.50, GAS went down to 2$ in Q1 2023.
I mean how low can it go? Last I checked It was 7$ in EU and Asia.

[Anonymous No.56802880]

>>56802758
mine was due to floor joists not being level, outdoor siding popping out and bubbling, and poor quality 1/4inch thick plywood being used. For the sale, I had to get the glass replaced for 3 windows where the seal was bad, and the guy that came to replace the glass has been in all the houses of the neighborhood fixing the shitty windows, and was telling me all about the floor joist issues, foundation issues, and just overall poor construction done by the builder in all the houses in the neighborhood. I guess the builder is out of business already and moved out of the neighborhood and has left other homeowners high and dry on warranty work. A real scumbag i guess... anyway notmyproblem.jpg now

[Anonymous No.56802884]

>>56802872
We'll never know.

[Anonymous No.56802894]

>>56802833
This is an idea reddit would have in 20/21. Read the boggle investing guide and keep a healthy emergency fund. If you are saving for a house/car/education consider a money market/CD. Past performance does not indicate future performance.

[Anonymous No.56802897]

>>56802872
>okay i have my first 100k
How do I get my first 100k? But with 10k

Tutorial pls

[Anonymous No.56802898]

>>56802689
I need to finish reading this

[Anonymous No.56802899]

What’s this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.56802900]

>>56802874
I hold some hoping It's going lower around $44 to close a price gap before it bottoms.

[Anonymous No.56802918]

>>56802845
100k aint what it used to be

[Anonymous No.56802923]

>>56802724
i learned how to draw that S at the before/after school daycare program when i was in elementary school. Was i being initiated into the GATE program or something?

[Anonymous No.56802924]

>>56802872
All in FNGU

[Anonymous No.56802927]

>>56802899
low liquidity dogshit pattern

[Anonymous No.56802930]

>>56802899
The options gambler who's about to lose everything

[Anonymous No.56802934]

>CRWD
>EPS beat
>revenue beat
>record cash flow
>guidance better than expected
>record high earnings
>down 2%

[Anonymous No.56802935]

>>56802875
It can go back to $1.50 or even a little lower, and for producers and ETFs like BOIL, it'll just keep grinding their prices lower and lower in the meantime. Midwest is flaring it as waste. All of those fracked shale basins and such have created a surplus. Not enough LNG ships to send it to EU or Asia.

[Anonymous No.56802946]

>>56802918
100k is fine by me. but im from western europe´s Romania.

[Anonymous No.56802948]

>>56802689
RIP to a real pussyhound

[Anonymous No.56802955]

THANKS FOR PLAYING CHARLIE
t. marketmakers/timekeepers

[Anonymous No.56802960]

>>56802930
It’s not gambling. I received a good guaranteed tip

[Anonymous No.56802964]

>>56802946
Need like a mill to make it

[Anonymous No.56802968]

>>56802946
>Romania
you guys seem to be pretty cool on /pol/... why is that?

[Anonymous No.56802970]

[Anonymous No.56802973]

>Munger's passing won't get a sticky
>Neither will Buffett's

[Anonymous No.56802977]

>>56802968
He said western Europe's Romania, so Po(o)rtugal I think.

[Anonymous No.56802982]

>>56802977
nice

[Anonymous No.56802993]

>>56802934
The trade got... crowded.

[Anonymous No.56802997]

>>56802899
chad fad/staircase. nice

[Anonymous No.56803006]

What another fun day of trading frens
https://pastebin.com/Vtg1hD2G - For curious frens that like trading
Took 3 reversal set ups today, although a couple were a bit choppy.
SLRN was the first

[Anonymous No.56803012]

>>56802970
bitch I aint making it to 99, my dad barely made it past 65. My life is over half over at this point.

[Anonymous No.56803014]

>>56802935
I'm not sure It's going to go down that much considering that winter is knocking on the door, and demand will pick up. But anything can happen.
>>56802964
The Romanian prolly made it if he has 100k.

[Anonymous No.56803032]

>>56803006
ATRC was another one later in the day.
Pukes into daily support, multiple legs down, expanding bars with expanding volume.
Hope you frens had a good day.

[Anonymous No.56803036]

i like that anons are doing deus ex memes

>you will soon have your god, and you will make it with your own hands
>so buy MSFT

[Anonymous No.56803047]

>>56803014
>The Romanian prolly made it if he has 100k.
Maybe I should pull a tate and move over there to live like the middle class

[Anonymous No.56803049]

>>56802853
>>56802894
being overpriced doesn't really matter if your holding for a decade though right? And short of some nationwide catastrophe it should continue it's nearly 10% return rate. Whereas both CD and money market rates are only around 5% although much safer. Is it a legitimately bad idea at this time or are you just being contrarian? Getting deep into the stock market is way beyond me so I was looking for a relatively hands off method with decent risk/reward

[Anonymous No.56803057]

>>56802899
the overleveraged gambler's setup for losing everything again

[Anonymous No.56803060]

>>56803014
Understand that due to political pressure from inflation, it's caused US oil producers to go to max production for oil for use in gasoline and diesel, and so as long as that demand is there for oil, there's going to be tons of excess natgas from that oil production. Even an cold winter isn't going to matter.

[Anonymous No.56803068]

It's literally over tomorrow, isn't it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHUbLv4ThOo

[Anonymous No.56803100]

RIP Jimmy Buffet.

[Anonymous No.56803101]

>>56803032
>>56803006
>>56803032
>>56803006
CABA was the 3rd one, although it shook me out at the first level, the 2nd entry worked, but I wasn't able to hang on to the bigger move (went to $13.80)

[Anonymous No.56803112]

>>56802897
Bumping this VERY important question

[Anonymous No.56803124]

>>56803047
the plan is to live of 10% of 100k to 150k i earn from dividends and dump whatever i dont spend on index funds. after that i´ll work in mcdonalds or some shit like that so i wont get bored

[Anonymous No.56803133]

>>56802973
This is the sticky because /smg/ is the only thread on /biz/ that matters.

[Anonymous No.56803139]

>>56803068
serve that dog please. maybe a BUD and some CHWY snacks

[Anonymous No.56803152]

>>56803047
I mean if you can buy a nice house/apartment a car and have ~100k liquid left over you'd be the cream of the crop there.

[Anonymous No.56803169]

>>56803100
Nah, Warren's brother died in September. Guy's had a tough couple months.

[Anonymous No.56803188]

>>56803133
absolutely based

[Anonymous No.56803193]

>>56802295
Fuck's sake, Baggie killed a man.

[Anonymous No.56803195]

SVIX is love. SVIX is life

[Anonymous No.56803239]

FUCK CHARLIE MUNGER
THAT OLD FUCK MADE MY BITCOIN GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.56803254]

I'm going to miss him

https://youtu.be/Aa54bSxbbEU

[Anonymous No.56803300]

total boomer death

[Anonymous No.56803317]

>>56803193
What the shit baggie?!

[Anonymous No.56803337]

>>56802845
Frankly that's easy, I got more than that when my dad died.

[Anonymous No.56803345]

>>56802494
>My home jumped almost 100% in value since pre-covid. Can't afford it now
doesnt that mean you're selling the house for a profit? you said you were selling it for a loss. how does that happen when it when 2x since you bought it?

[Anonymous No.56803358]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56803363]

>>56802689

I checked nvda's stock price and this happened. Was this a glitch? Wtf is going on??

[Anonymous No.56803377]

>>56802845
F

[Anonymous No.56803378]

>>56803345
Later in the reply chain he says he had to replace the roof which among other costs put him in the red.
Frankly I would never purchase a house in a town that taxes based on yearly land value.

[Anonymous No.56803379]

>>56803363
stop using google tard

[Anonymous No.56803382]

>>56803358
What happens if I stick my dick in that?

[Anonymous No.56803385]

>>56802973
Munger is not relevant in the grand scheme of things. Buffett is only a little bit.
Compare him to someone like Steve Jobs or Donald Trump...

[Anonymous No.56803403]

>>56803363
>>56803379
Yeah, it's literally nothing: https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/nvda

[Anonymous No.56803410]

>>56802946
>but im from western europe´s Romania.
england?

[Anonymous No.56803439]

DeD thred

[Anonymous No.56803447]

>>56803363
what impact would it have on the entire index?

[Anonymous No.56803452]

>>56802862
I don't respect it at all. All the cunt did was the equivalent of jrpg grinding for the entire game. The point is to fucking do something with it, not to amass it forever.

[Anonymous No.56803468]

Shocking number of commie neets with no respect for their betters in this place

[Anonymous No.56803469]

>>56803345
I'm a different Anon, but I meant 50% since I bought it, 100% since before covid. Property taxes are a bitch in nice neighborhoods with bigh houses. I just don't have the equity in the home to make a nice chunk, majority of it is getting eaten up by fees and shit. BUT, it will save me about $25k a year extra that I can use for trading.

[Anonymous No.56803475]

F

[Anonymous No.56803483]

>>56803363
big scale money laundering.
wanna buy a 2010 AAPL computer for 50K ?

[Anonymous No.56803486]

>>56802754
>>56802814
>>56802875
>>56802935

BOIL and UNG follow jan contracts. Soon to be rollover time into March and February contracts, respectively.

[Anonymous No.56803488]

>>56803468
Nothing wrong with being a commie you American-education-system trained fucktard.
Stop sucking boomer balls.

[Anonymous No.56803494]

>>56803452
You do not have the mindset of an investor. Amass forever. For your children’s children. For when times are hard they will live comfy because you toiled. Which is what zoomers will never understand about their jealousy for boomers

[Anonymous No.56803505]

>>56803363
Just did some DD. Come to find out David Soxl was caught in the parking garage again

[Anonymous No.56803511]

>>56803494
>For your children’s children.
Kek
Lmao

[Anonymous No.56803513]

Tick tock tick tock
Do mumus hear the ticking clock
Counting down til music stops
Warning you to sell your stocks
Get out now before it drops
Tick tock tick tock

[Anonymous No.56803519]

>>56803511
That’s how I know you weren’t manifested to have children. But you exist merely as a cuationary tale for others

[Anonymous No.56803524]

>>56803494
>For your children’s children
Then you should've let your children take over when you were 60. Not keep going until 99.

[Anonymous No.56803542]

>>56803363
and the only reason to check that ticker is too see if the ponsi is unraveling. yet

[Anonymous No.56803552]

>>56803513
This is the swan event.

[Anonymous No.56803567]

>>56803513
when the bog brothers died - it was a signal - the very top

[Anonymous No.56803572]

>>56803452
Some people work to live some people live to work. My dad was the same way, when he passed he basically had over a mill just sitting in the bank...doing fuck all.

[Anonymous No.56803582]

>it won’t even cover a percent of the national debt
We are fuckeddddddddd generational wealth was a lie. Their are no coins in the coffins

[Anonymous No.56803592]

>>56803049
Actually, you're on to something. There's actually a little secret here that I'll tell you cause i know you're a sharp kid now. If the return is 10% and borrowing costs are less than 10%, use leverage. The optimal play is actually to put 100% of your lifelong savings into upro and buying long dated spy calls.

[Anonymous No.56803596]

>>56803524
if i ever amassed enough wealth to provide for a son or two, why would i ever want my kids to have to work for a living like i did?

[Anonymous No.56803632]

>>56802689
Alright frens, you didn't listen when I told you to buy PLNT after the CEO got dropped and the stock lost 20% of its value in a day. Here's another hot tip-- CHWY. Retards are spending more and more on their pets, including Gen Z, 36% of whom buy birthday cakes for their dogs. Pet ownership is up, pet spending is up, online spending for pets is up, and that money is going to CHWY. It's trading at near 52 week lows, consistently beats earnings estimates, and is expanding into Canada. Plus they keep twice as much cash as debt.

Listen or don't, but I will be up 50%+ in the next year.

[Anonymous No.56803671]

>>56803632
Based CHWY chad.

[Anonymous No.56803700]

>APPLE RECENTLY SENT A PROPOSAL TO GOLDMAN TO EXIT FROM CREDIT-CARD PARTNERSHIP CONTRACT IN THE NEXT ROUGHLY 12-TO-15 MONTHS - WSJ
lmao nice job Tim Poof

[Anonymous No.56803706]

>>56803552
who did he give all of his money to? these fucking hyper boomers will literally never give up their wealth to the later generations even if it kills them

[Anonymous No.56803738]

Another day. I've done "nothing" yet again. Except deploy my SAVE sell order. $29. Now to keep on doing "nothing" while I simply wait and watch the SAVE ticker on google.

[Anonymous No.56803741]

>>56803552
I can now buy baba

[Anonymous No.56803773]

down to my last $400. sat out on a potential +$1,200 in spy calls out of fear today. wondering if I should 0dte straddle Powell’s speech this Friday to get me out of this situation. have a feeling I’ll get IV crushed because I have bad luck

[Anonymous No.56803787]

So will the market dump in the next couple of months or not? I got a bonus at work and wanna buy in

[Anonymous No.56803793]

>just straight up lying about knowing Polish now because maybe a job that asks for knowledge of polish will fucking hire me
I hate this country and this economy.

[Anonymous No.56803794]

>>56803552
>>56803582
should i start looking into sliver/other precious metals or nah?

[Anonymous No.56803796]

>>56803773
You mean last $400 of allotted gambling money, right?

[Anonymous No.56803800]

wo just heard the news bros, RIP Charlie he was the GOAT. made crypto fags seethe

[Anonymous No.56803804]

>>56803706
If you're really wealthy your money should be in protected trusts or other vehicles that will avoid inheritance taxes for you. But you never know, some of them grow weird consciousness before death and donate it all to nonprofits/Israel.

[Anonymous No.56803809]

>>56803592
I have no idea what Im doing so I cant even tell if you're being a cunt but im pretty sure you're being a cunt

[Anonymous No.56803816]

>>56803796
No I mean that’s all I’ll have after bills before I resort to delivery driving. This is what I get for being bearish all year

[Anonymous No.56803826]

RIP. He was a real nigga.

[Anonymous No.56803835]

>>56803773
>gambling his 3-fig portfolio on coinflips
lmao, reminder that coinflippers are ngmi

[Anonymous No.56803853]

>>56803816

[Anonymous No.56803858]

Oh good, I think the blood has finally dried and scabbed over, I can wear my headphones again

[Anonymous No.56803863]

You must be truly retarded if you are long on semiconductors rn

[Anonymous No.56803892]

>>56803863
I have been telling myself this all year

[Anonymous No.56803894]

>>56803738
I have never seen anyone try to jinx anything as hard as you are trying to jinx SAVE. Never.

[Anonymous No.56803903]

it's literally never been more over than before now (for bobos)

[Anonymous No.56803905]

Wait, DJCO. Mungerposter!

[Anonymous No.56803910]

>>56803863
i've made 16,000 dollars this year being long semis.

[Anonymous No.56803936]

>>56803910
how about you make my semi long for 16,000 dollars babe

[Anonymous No.56803940]

>>56802689
RIP Charlie, but honestly, back to SOXL. Let's talk about weekly highs. Max $24 by the end of the week with max possibls brief highs of $24.50

Barring any white swans I see a chance of a pullback once SOXL knocks on that $24 range, but more realistically, the TA niggas will be ready for these and they'll start selling options around $23.80s.

[Anonymous No.56803962]

>SHOT
who still holdin?

[Anonymous No.56803973]

>>56803962
It may be a scam or fail. And the next one may fail. But by God, it's the 21st century. We should have a naloxone for booze.

[Anonymous No.56803975]

>>56803552
Whether it is or not, I can see it as the straw that breaks the camel's back, and at the very least many investors are irrational and can view it as a top signal

[Anonymous No.56804022]

What happened to gold it's not supposed to gap up 1.5% in a fucking hour

[Anonymous No.56804023]

>>56803962
Still holding. Moonshot any day now.

[Anonymous No.56804060]

>>56803863
Gonna buy some more asml tomorrow, whatcha gonna do about it bobo?

[Anonymous No.56804070]

rip boiltard anon

[Anonymous No.56804076]

>>56803596
because you want them to have the skills to be able to do what you did for themselves, even if they have a shitton of money in the bank, dipshit.

[Anonymous No.56804078]

>>56804070
going into winter and the stuff can't catch a bid
It is probably fucking with the energy stocks I hold too.

[Anonymous No.56804097]

>>56802897
>How do I get my first 100k? But with 10k
Is somebody, anybody able to answer this question?

[Anonymous No.56804100]

>>56804078
Its tied to whatever the fuck is going on with oil

[Anonymous No.56804105]

>>56804097
A job

[Anonymous No.56804121]

>>56802897
fast and risky - gamble on options
medium and med risk - read value investing books and trade
slow and guaranteed - continue depositing while investing in indexes

[Anonymous No.56804137]

>>56804105
I have one, it'll take me too long to get to 100k

[Anonymous No.56804148]

>>56804121
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.56804150]

DXY tanking, bonds tanking, Gold rallying, oil catching a bid. Is this the meltup? is it here?

[Anonymous No.56804158]

>>56804022
DXY collapse, and resistance finally giving way on the billionth attempt.

Remember: those obnoxious dollar bears aren't wrong, just very early.

[Anonymous No.56804166]

>>56804022
>>56804158
Do you guys have any idea how futures work? The contract switched.

[Anonymous No.56804168]

Guys.

[Anonymous No.56804171]

>>56804097
If you're a poorfag, one big advantage is being able to enter smaller stocks and less liquid options chains without being fucked by price moves. Leverage that and leave index penny scalping to the big dogs.

[Anonymous No.56804179]

GUYS I need your attention!
K anon
Peome anon
Bang anon
All the avatar fags.
I have wandered the the town near my house and I have a fantastic economic report!

[Anonymous No.56804180]

>>56804171
Hmm depends on what you consider poor. As i said I have 10k available for trading, and it would be possible for me to pour in about 500 dollars in each month in addition

[Anonymous No.56804184]

>>56804150
SANTA RALLY

[Anonymous No.56804186]

All those billions and he never snorted cocaine off a stripper's ass.
Shame.

[Anonymous No.56804190]

>>56804166
Gold was up 1.5% today in under 4 hours, /GC contracts are only ~$10 apart: https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/metals/precious/gold.quotes.html#venue=globex

So I assume anon was referring to the price action, not roll.

[Anonymous No.56804193]

>>56804179
>Bang anon
You mean BARQ anon?!

[Anonymous No.56804197]

I've spoken to prostitutes concierge of hotels people maintaining fish farms (wtf is going on with aquariums actually) resteruantiers ettc.
I've wandered motels (which as it turns out don't even have immigrants in them. I pushed the door open on a couple of rooms. and literally entire buildings are totally empty.)

[Anonymous No.56804198]

>>56804076
that´s not working for a living, it would never be because they would always have whatever they needed. it´s just working for the sake of fitting in with your broader community, faggot.

[Anonymous No.56804203]

>>56804190
he said gap up anon. but yes it also did have an incredible day. im long from 1944

[Anonymous No.56804204]

YOU GUYS DON'T SEE.
NO ONE ACTUALLY WANTS MONEY.
THE FEW EMPLOYEES LEFT ONLY SHOW UP TO PAY RENT.
IT'S DONE.
THERE'S ACTUALLY NOTHING OUT THERE.

[Anonymous No.56804212]

>>56804204
here

[Anonymous No.56804214]

THE US ECONOMY HAS ENDED.
I'VE SEEN IT WITH MY OWN EYES. NO ONE ACTUALLY GOES OUTSIDE EXCEPT THE PEOPLE WHO GET PAID TO HOLD UP THE SIGNS.
IT'S OVER
iT IS ACTUALLY OVER.

[Anonymous No.56804222]

>>56804180
Same deal whether you're allocating 50% of a 10k poorfolio or 0.5% of a 1m portfolio.

That said, beyond "earn more at your job, save more of your salary", I suggest you go the Peter Lynch route and start by only trading what you know: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ue7iMBfwkr8

What industry or business do you know well? How about your family? Any companies you think are doing a swell job or being overhyped by the market?

[Anonymous No.56804223]

Unironically cancel all orders.

[Anonymous No.56804248]

Chickfille was the best. They had maybe a 1:2 -1:1 customer employee ratio.
Most places were extreme, the Mexican resturant had a 1:18 customer - employee ratio.
The massage parlor threatened to call the police on me *just for walking down the sidwalk.*

No one wants money. The US economy has ended.

[Anonymous No.56804249]

>>56804203
I've heard "gap up" be used metaphorically lots of times. Especially if anon's a retard asking "durr, why gold rally", that's all.

[Anonymous No.56804254]

>>56804222
Thanks anon, that's kinda what I'm doing right now. Only problem is that it feels like it's too slow and will barely beat Inflation, although let's see

[Anonymous No.56804255]

>>56804166
actually no, if I was holding the nov gold contract what happens when it rolls? I'm assuming your broker would just sell it and you'd have to buy the dec contract or whichever is trading now right

[Anonymous No.56804256]

>>56804150
>>56804184
yes

[Anonymous No.56804280]

NONE OF YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION!
I WENT OUTCIDE. i DIDN'T JUST TOUCH GRACE THE LITTLE LIPS OF MY KAIKIS ARE COVERED IN IT.
IT'S OVER; THE ECONOMY IS OVER; NO ONE WANTS MONEY

[Anonymous No.56804291]

>>56804249
cheers anon.

[Anonymous No.56804299]

>>56802872
500k is my next milestone, 160k now

[Anonymous No.56804304]

CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

[Anonymous No.56804316]

>>56804254
Correct, it's a snowball deal. You'll both get better at it over time (hopefully) and be able to manage a larger pool of capital.

Just think: an extra 5% on $10k is $500, but on $50k it'll be $2500. Conversely, assuming you're in a poorfag country, it'd be easy to get an extra $500/year by switching jobs. But it'd be much harder to get an extra $2500/year.

[Anonymous No.56804319]

BUDY LOOK AT THE TOUCH GRASS COMPUTER!

[Anonymous No.56804327]

>>56804255
This nigga about to take physical delivery of gold bars.

He about to get robbed by Jesse James.

[Anonymous No.56804328]

iT'S OVER THE WHOLE THING IS OVER!

[Anonymous No.56804330]

>>56804255
Unless you take decide otherwise your broker will close the contract at the closing value for that month. if you want to stay long you can opt to roll them to the new front month contract or a longer dated futures contract. your choice

[Anonymous No.56804333]

>>56802872
you need a first million now. that quote is from the 50s

[Anonymous No.56804335]

>>56804328
Buddy check Labor Force Participation Rate Computer. There are a gazillion Boomers we can yank out of retirement with just a couple 0.1% cost of living adjustments.

[Anonymous No.56804337]

tHERE'S NO PHYSICAL ECONOMY, NO ONE WANTS TO SOCIALIZE ANYMORE.
cANCEL
aLL
oRDERS!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56804348]

>>56804335
It doesn't matter.
As it turns out no one actually wants money.

[Anonymous No.56804352]

>>56804327
if I had the capital I unironically would, or silver but it's hard to actually find a broker that would let you and they'd deliver it to a bank or somewhere secure

[Anonymous No.56804369]

holy fuck you guys aren't processing this.
No one outside is actually doing anything. There is no "economy." Everyone is just on their phones just like us.
There's no fucking production, it's all over like actually.

[Anonymous No.56804372]

Like what the fuck do we do. The market opens in like 12 hours. How do I sell all my shit?

[Anonymous No.56804374]

On Schwab, if I bought a stock call option, do I have to wait til the expiration date before I can sell it? Or can I buy one a month out, and sell it next week?

[Anonymous No.56804375]

>>56804369
the phones count as a kind of production
people have commodified themselves as products to ad revenue harvesting tech overlords. that is the economy now

[Anonymous No.56804376]

What’s the sweet spot between exercising patience and taking action? Is it a candle stick pattern? Is it an indicator? Is it market data? Too often I wait and miss my entry

[Anonymous No.56804380]

Been thinking about scoopsies...
Tomorrow I have to upload a $500k sale and if I fuck anything up in the process, we get fined. Pretty stressed but if I had that qt black nigger twink in my arms on my futon I would rest easier...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=PrRj_FXclKQ&si=dldm2jDQpHojflN2

[Anonymous No.56804383]

>>56804375
GOD DAMMIT STUFF ISN'T BEING BUILT./MOVED SHITCOINS ARE WORTH MORE THAN US STOCKS.
ThErE iS nO pRoDuCtIoN.

[Anonymous No.56804384]

>>56804369
They're hanging out with friends and doing stuff, it's just digital so you see the phone instead of the people on the other end of the phone.

>>56804380
Didn't we have an ibanking anon here who handled million dollar orders and transactions for his bank/hedge fund or something?

[Anonymous No.56804390]

>>56804383
elaborate

[Anonymous No.56804398]

>>56804369
>noooooooooo you have to go outside you can't do the same things outside but inside via the internet!
boomer spotted

[Anonymous No.56804402]

>>56804374
The latter. You can sell the option any time during market hours (9:30am-4pm EST) but right after open usually has the most action, getting you a better buy/sell price.

[Anonymous No.56804405]

>>56804390
Go outside.
Like litearlly go touch grass.
3:1 customer employee ratio minimum.
No one fucking wants money.

[Anonymous No.56804408]

>>56804376
I've not been swing trading, but will be doing some day trading tomorrow if I can get a good gap from work to look at the chart. For SAVE you can just use a couple different indicators and watch it follow and test trend lines. 20 2 Bollinger band is basically what it tracks, you'll see it tap the bottom on the way down, then cross over the halfway line, and if it touches the top of the band, then buy with a 3% trailing stop. Get stopped out and reverse the trade when the trend reverses and confirms. I probably left 20k on the floor yesterday and today not doing this.

[Anonymous No.56804412]

>>56804405
Sounds bullish for robots. What's that ETF again, BOTZ? Is that full of garbage or what?

[Anonymous No.56804414]

>>56804384
I don't know but I got shoehorned into a job that requires a year of practical experience in 3 months. Have to shoot from the hip. I guess it's a lot like gambling on options.

[Anonymous No.56804413]

>>56804398
Literally the US is a fulfillment warehouse than.
You want to bet on that because half the market isn't worth a third of what it's trading for in that case.

[Anonymous No.56804430]

>>56804414
Well, they're not as high stakes as your mailroom, but surgeons and pilots have a lot of success with checklists and verbal readbacks. Consider those to help soothe your mind.

And where's our fucking update?

[Anonymous No.56804432]

Where's the comment volume guys someone tell me i'm fucking wrong.

[Anonymous No.56804434]

>>56804402
Awesome. Gonna whale up on this shit.
SAVE 1/19/24 $30 calls tomorrow for me.

[Anonymous No.56804441]

>>56804256
pls explain like I'm /pol/

[Anonymous No.56804443]

[Anonymous No.56804444]

>>56804430
This mailing has to go well or you'll never get an update again so roll fucking digits.

[Anonymous No.56804450]

>>56804405
I want money. maybe there's a shortage where you live? where exactly did you go? there was a shortage at fast food places where I live but it's back to normal now

[Anonymous No.56804453]

I'm dumping my shit when the market opens.
This is unbelievably fucked I can't even deal with it.
No one is actually even doing anything they're just driving around and looking at their phones.

[Anonymous No.56804455]

>>56804444
>so roll fucking digits
anon...

[Anonymous No.56804456]

>>56804434
That might actually be retarded, because the verdict could take a bit longer to come out (February or so) and the buy price may get negotiated down (JBLU jewing a few bucks off shareholders or paying it down via that dividend)

[Anonymous No.56804460]

>>56804444
You stole my digits?! Give them back!

[Anonymous No.56804466]

>>56804450
Everyone has to pay rent.
Either you can do that or you can't.
If you can you''re probably getting paid to show up and look at your phone.

This is what the US dollar means in the 12th month of 2023.

[Anonymous No.56804468]

>>56804444
Something tells me it'll go just fine, John boy.

[Anonymous No.56804473]

>>56804456
Not if I can sell between now and then, the cost to buy those calls is nothing. Shit, I can just sell my profits from the last week and pick up a hundred thousand shares.

[Anonymous No.56804474]

>>56804384
>hanging out with friends digitally
nah, they heyday for that was the early 2010s. now they just lurk in a discord server full of people they don't even know nor play anything with

[Anonymous No.56804490]

>>56804473
>/smg/ger botches the easiest layup since SIGA

[Anonymous No.56804491]

>>56804432
>>56804453
>>56804466
bruh just enjoy the santa rally like a normal chud for once.

>>56804441
>I'm riding with Biden.

[Anonymous No.56804499]

Seriously what orders can I put in tonight before it opens.
Sell orders
Buy puts
Buy bonds
Short bonds?
This is so fucked. If you don't believe me go walk outside and check for yourself.

[Anonymous No.56804503]

>>56804490
What strat would you use? I'm looking for maximum gains in the next couple of weeks. It's also getting more media attention, the wallstreetbet fags did an article on it today.

[Anonymous No.56804510]

I can go to my mall and count the mean/meadian number of people per store if you'd like. I literally live across the street.
I'm freaked out man, there's nothing out there.

[Anonymous No.56804520]

>>56804503
OK, everyone, how are *you* playing SAVE?

>Shares or calls
>Buy-and-hold or swinging
>% of portfolio

[Anonymous No.56804524]

>>56804466
I get paid to show up and look at my phone amongst other things, what's your point? people are more obvious now when idle?

[Anonymous No.56804531]

>>56804499
The market is a mental game and you’re too mental to trade it

[Anonymous No.56804532]

>>56804499
Now imagine if H5N1 started spreading human-to-human *and* maintained its 50% fatality rate.

[Anonymous No.56804534]

>>56804524
They're not selling anything.
It's all static/decorative
Literally everything outside is fake. There's no actual physical economy.
If you can buy anything it's pegged to the price on the internet.

[Anonymous No.56804543]

>>56802689
F
A great American.
One of the last.

[Anonymous No.56804547]

IT'S NOT EVEN THAT LATE.
EVEN IF YOU'RE ON THE EAST COAST THERE'S TIME TO SEE FOR YOURSELF.
IT'S ALL BULLSHIT.
NO CUSTOMERS THE EMPLOYEES SELL NOTHING!!!!!

[Anonymous No.56804548]

>>56802754
Yep, I capitulated sold the rest of my BOIL before this last leg down. It's my biggest loss ever so far but it would have been way worse if I had ever forgotten that I am trading
THA WIDOWMAKAH
and done some kind of smg retardation like all inning.
I was playing it cautious as usual because I always keep in mind that it can go way the fuck lower at any time for any reason or even just total mystery shit. Still stings like a motherfucker but I'll just hold back for a while until my TISM starts seeing somewhere it tells me to jump back in at, which might be days weeks or months from now.

[Anonymous No.56804560]

>>56804543
Fuck did he actually die?
I'm going to drink a whole glass to him if he did.

[Anonymous No.56804558]

>Munger dies.
>CNBC immediately premiers an interview taken 6 weeks before he died.
Love to see it.

[Anonymous No.56804573]

What's with the schizo posting

[Anonymous No.56804581]

>>56802689
>Munger dead
They'll finally be able to build dormitories with real windows now

[Anonymous No.56804584]

>>56804547
You should make yourself a nice tendie sandwich anon. I made one. Did you know you can put hamburger buns in the toaster? It is great.

[Anonymous No.56804593]

>>56804573
I went outside and touched grass and it's way worse than I even imagined.

[Anonymous No.56804603]

>>56804520
Last week I bought 25k of stock
Sold some to buy calls yesterday
Current portfolio

[Anonymous No.56804607]

>>56804584
Fuck I should bake some bread.
I have tendies but no buns.

[Anonymous No.56804617]

I'd walk down to the grocery store to buy buns but the massage parlor literally threatened to call the cops last time I walked by so I think I need to wait until at least tomorrow..

[Anonymous No.56804635]

>>56804617
I was just at 3 grocery stores and they were packed. Maybe don't live in the hood?

[Anonymous No.56804638]

>>56803060
I just read your posts and think you're probably right on. You might have been the one that said to sell while you can a day or two ago and I went ahead and did so. I'm starting to think that there is some sort of deal between the Biden admin and the producers to give us an oil glut in order to fuck the OPEC+ niggers trying to lord it and obviously NATGAS being a byproduct it's going to ramp up along with it. I saw that TG weekend had ATH production.

[Anonymous No.56804639]

>>56804560
He's up with the spirit in the sky now. Pour one out for chuck.

[Anonymous No.56804642]

>>56804635
It;s pretty hoody?
The bus stops here every hour or so next to the church.

[Anonymous No.56804644]

>>56803962
skeptical, might buy in again right before december but i'm not optimistic on the company itself due to its history of questionable products...but who knows, grifting drunk people is a lucrative market.

if SHOT is successful, long anything related to the human liver due to idiots overestimating safteyshot's abilities.

[Anonymous No.56804649]

>>56804639
Alright I need a few good minutes to cope with this one.

[Anonymous No.56804655]

>>56804534

[Anonymous No.56804660]

>>56804405
actually people do want money. thats why they aren't working those jobs anymore.

[Anonymous No.56804662]

>>56803486
Yes and the active NG contract rolled yesterday and today dropped to the fucking penny back down to the old contract price. The ETFs didn't get the spike up from 2.78 to 2.97, but they did enjoy the drop back down. That was a very important lesson for me to witness.

[Anonymous No.56804677]

>>56802934
>record high earnings
>still losing money
If they were really cheap then you could spin a growth story here, but they're not cheap. They're extremely expensive and a lot of people own it. They're a $50B company that loses money every single quarter with the kind of revenue that you would expect out of a company a tenth their size.

[Anonymous No.56804681]

>>56804644
SHOT is a scam.

[Anonymous No.56804694]

I am once again thinking about how OJ is over 7 dollars a gallon. Fuck

[Anonymous No.56804695]

What’s the last stock that made you do this?

[Anonymous No.56804701]

>>56804655
I'm still mourning monger.
It definitely wasn't always this way though. Something substantial has changed.

[Anonymous No.56804702]

>>56804694
I need the government to come to bat for orange juice like they did for oil and bananas. It is time to burn down a foreign country (California) for juicing oranges.

[Anonymous No.56804703]

>>56804694
I'm just thinkin about picrel

[Anonymous No.56804711]

>>56804695
BOIL/UNG, easily.

[Anonymous No.56804713]

>poem anon disappears
>days later
>charlie munger dies
Press release says Munger died in a hospital. Do we know how long he was there?

[Anonymous No.56804728]

>>56804713
No way.
I'm going to actually start crying.

[Anonymous No.56804737]

why did SPY just spike up after hours?

[Anonymous No.56804743]

>>56804702
Its a multi-year blight affecting most citrus, American agricultural geneticists should beat the problem eventually.

[Anonymous No.56804775]

>>56803488
The American education system teaches you to be communist idiot

[Anonymous No.56804779]

>>56804695
LPG. But I wasn't balls deep, just the tip. And I pulled out before the finish.

[Anonymous No.56804782]

>>56804662
also march and may contracts are 16 cents cheaper than january contracts but it starts getting more expensive from the june contracts.

Traders acting like this winter will be mild and/or global energy consumption is still weak. Crude Oil to Nat Gas ratio still hasn't broken below 24.

[Anonymous No.56804792]

>>56803894
Luckily for KO boomer, SAVE cannot be jinxed. There is no scenario which leads to loss.

[Anonymous No.56804796]

You want conspiracies?
>>56803905
DJCO dropped like 5% today.

Oh yeah, and Baggie murdered Munger via meme magic: >>56803193

[Anonymous No.56804806]

>>56804743
Can't beat the problem because the trees are all clones. So every tree is equally susceptible until they plant new groves. Colombia had this problem with banana.

[Anonymous No.56804809]

>>56804695
All of them, but at least now I don't do anything if I panic

[Anonymous No.56804819]

>>56804548
I always assumed the natural gas stuff was a joke like lean hogs or orange juice.

[Anonymous No.56804825]

>>56804792
The right honorable Judge Boomer keels over from a heart attack, it gets handed off to the original (Obama-appointed) judge. SAVE reverts to its true value real fucking quick.

[Anonymous No.56804836]

Why did Koss Corp (KOSS) go up so much after hours?
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/stock/koss?mod=search_symbol
For a minute there it was up 13%, for no apparent reason

[Anonymous No.56804838]

>>56804796
Meant for >>56804713

[Anonymous No.56804842]

>>56804819
lean hogs is no joke anon, fortunes are made and lost on lean hogs.

[Anonymous No.56804846]

>>56803057
It’s not leveraged, I started with $500 and turned it into $5800. Took out $1700 and now just riding the rest

[Anonymous No.56804848]

>>56804825
I've seen the future. This doesn't happen.

[Anonymous No.56804861]

Tesla and GameStop. Whodda thunk it?

[Anonymous No.56804867]

>>56804836
Probably just idiots market buying. That's only like $45k in after hours money.

[Anonymous No.56804874]

>>56804782
>Crude Oil to Nat Gas ratio still hasn't broken below 24
WAT? (unironically, do tell)

[Anonymous No.56804884]

well that was a waste of 10 min reading this garbage thread

[Anonymous No.56804895]

>>56804819
>a joke like these other things that ain't jokes
There have been times when lean hogs was the only thing green on the futures boards for weeks. Anyway, I've still made great money on NATGAS despite recent losses and will again when it sets back up right.

[Anonymous No.56804904]

Guess I’m the only one who saw this crossover at close

[Anonymous No.56804908]

>>56804737
do you even pivot bro?

[Anonymous No.56804912]

>>56804884

[Anonymous No.56804924]

RIP Charlie Mungy-balls. We will all short the market in your honor. You're with God now and he told me.that he's heavily invested in SOXS. You can finally rest now.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=V6glX2WXLi4&si=ttUYuoDUFyrG_suI

[Anonymous No.56804930]

>>56804904
that's a death cross

[Anonymous No.56804932]

>>56804848
The future is not set in stone. Are you familiar with the Jet Li documentary The One?

[Anonymous No.56804934]

>>56803894
The crazy thing is, it'll probably work to the Boomer Anon's benefit. They are the luckiest generation for a reason. I had a boss like him, who spoke and and acted like Homer Simpson, coasting his way through life. Pretty much everything worked out to his benefit, every time. Despite knowing nothing about IT as the director of the department.

[Anonymous No.56804946]

>>56804934
Based boomer

[Anonymous No.56804958]

>>56802934
>non-GAAP earnings

[Anonymous No.56805003]

>>56804932
>>56804603
Are you playing it? I've been looking at call options all afternoon for entries. Trying to spread out some of the dates and strikes but I need something like a 4D model to see where the different ranges and time frames.

[Anonymous No.56805005]

>>56804908
No. I'm still short on SPY.

[Anonymous No.56805057]

/ck/ is a board that wilds me out because its full of extreme poorfags. Like on /smg/ here we see people posting their $500K PA that they gamble on dogshit like SOXL, etc.
But then on /ck/ I'm literally seeing people talk about how they are so poor (in the USA) that they buy a couple pounds of their favorite grain, and cook it into a gruel. They eat the gruel and remind yourself that for thousands of years of their ancestors survived off gruel.

These people are not even at the place where they have money to slot into a PA trading account or 401k or some shit. They are still in the "eat gruel to save money" phase or "visit a food bank and load up on beans" situation

[Anonymous No.56805062]

Is there a stock for people who hate cycle kikes?

[Anonymous No.56805078]

>>56805057
that's where you go after you lose your life savings in crypto.

[Anonymous No.56805104]

>>56805062
I was just in that thread and now I tab over and see this here. I'm losing my goddamn mind.

[Anonymous No.56805127]

Holy shit China is uninvestible

[Anonymous No.56805141]

>>56805062
Those whites deserved all of that

[Anonymous No.56805146]

>>56805057
>for thousands of years of their ancestors survived off gruel.
Isn't that bad for you? Like didn't the Mongols figure out meat and dairy was the way and just pure grain fucks your shit up?

[Anonymous No.56805178]

>>56805146
No, gruel doesn't fuck you up. That's what humans have indeed lived off of for millennia. Carbs do not fuck you up. I mean yeah meat and dairy is better for you in the sense that it makes you a non-manlet twink peasant and more muscular, but there's no fucking way that grains, especially non-refined grains that are more natural like medieval gruel, are bad for you.

European, Asian, Indian, Middle Eastern, etc. civilizations were built because of gruel. The original goyslop, and healthier than modern goyslop.

[Anonymous No.56805198]

>>56805127
Duh

[Anonymous No.56805216]

>>56805178
is that why they lived into their late 30´s

[Anonymous No.56805226]

>>56805216
That had to do with microbes and pathogens, not gruel. If you gave some modern american gruel they would be way skinnier, albeit twinky skinnyfat types.

[Anonymous No.56805233]

>>56802850
Backed by the Higgs brothers, Nevada Exploration (NGE.v / NVDEF / 28N0) holds a sprawling package of prospective greenfield gold properties in one of the most prolific gold producing areas on the planet -- Nevada. Following years of chasing anomalies in groundwater, Nevada Exploration has disposed of it's old leadership, cleaned up its share structure and is poised to enter the new gold bull run with a clean slate. Noted mining pundit Eric Coffin said Dennis Higgs "is a very good promoter and, yeah, knows where the bodies are buried when it comes to getting a market to move." When the market is ready, and, make no mistake, they will know, the Higgs brothers will pump Nevada Exploration to the moon.

[Anonymous No.56805234]

>>56805226
>>56805216
Got back to /fit/ unless this is going to tell me what company is producing gruel

[Anonymous No.56805236]

anyone watching GME?

[Anonymous No.56805239]

>>56805234
GO
DG
WMT
COST
BG

[Anonymous No.56805242]

>>56805239
>COST
agreed

[Anonymous No.56805245]

>>56805234
/fit/ has become an incel forum that only posts coombait these days anon. they can't answer your nutrition questions anymore.

[Anonymous No.56805248]

If no one is renting, shouldn't they lower the prices?

[Anonymous No.56805250]

>>56805239
>DG
DLTR actually announces earnings tomorrow before the bell.

[Anonymous No.56805252]

>>56805146
>>56805178
grains are garbage and the only thing they did for civilization was sustain a large throng of taxable peasants in close-quarters living
you're literal walking pestilence and famine if you eat only grains

[Anonymous No.56805260]

>>56805250
Oh shit there's a DLTR not too far from my place maybe i should hang out there during earnings

[Anonymous No.56805261]

>>56805236
We quarantine that in its cult thread specifically so we *don't* have to watch it.

[Anonymous No.56805263]

>>56802689
RIP, fren.
You will be missed.

[Anonymous No.56805267]

>>56805248
Online Real estate brokers are getting sued for this exact thing.

[Anonymous No.56805285]

>>56805261
still interesting, up 13% today 24% AH. RH enabled 24hr trading, shoutout to the anon who was posting about this morning I bought calls selling tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56805287]

>>56805248
I think they may be debt baggies and they can't lower the price.

[Anonymous No.56805292]

>>56805248
>>56805267
Rentals are not going down, just middle income households. Taxes and insurance are fucking up the market again.

[Anonymous No.56805307]

>>56805292
People are surprisingly paying property tax again. I do tax liens.

[Anonymous No.56805316]

>>56805307
Yeah, and it's only contributing to the inflationary environment. Repos are up to record levels with credit usage. People are obeying the law just to hold on to what they have.

[Anonymous No.56805340]

>>56805245
Fuck off real incels don't associate with those homosexuals

[Anonymous No.56805366]

>>56802850
A company of the prolific Metals Group, Cortus Metals (CRTS.v / CRTTF) is a prospect generator with a juicy suite of strategically located gold prospects throughout northern Nevada. Cortus began publicly trading toward the end of the last gold bull run, but has suffered on account of arriving too late. The company has been preserving it's capital and laying low, ready to pounce once the inevitable flurry of chasers come looking for a project to lease from Cortus. Their projects include everything from drill-ready to Greenfield's, one of which has recently been joint ventured by a private mining firm. Priced right, Cortus is sure to be a multibaggers in the forthcoming bull market.

[Anonymous No.56805405]

>>56805400
>>56805400

[Anonymous No.56805488]

>>56805248
Nope. Landlords and hotel owners have realized over the past decade or two that it makes more sense to run half occupancy at triple the price.
This is also a core concept in operating airbnbs. The term is revPAR.

You get the best value when you rent to the least people at the highest price.

[Anonymous No.56805670]

>>56805488
>half
There are literally 2 occupied rooms. 4000 dollars from them, but 0 from the other 8.