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[Anonymous No.56707427]

Is being a 'chiropractor' a profitable career?

[Anonymous No.56707439]

>>56707427
>posting coomer bait on /biz/ on a Saturday night
Touch grass

[Anonymous No.56707452]

>>56707439
>replying to threads on /biz/ on a Saturday night
touch dirt

[Anonymous No.56707727]

>>56707439
newfag

[Anonymous No.56707741]

I dunno but it’s a good way to get some random white woman’s poopy flakes off her thong and onto your already stinky cheeto fingers

[Anonymous No.56707750]

>>56707427
almost made it 2 days without masturbating

[Anonymous No.56707751]

>>56707427
Anyone remember that clip of the karate chop from a couple years ago? If you know you know what Im talking about.

[Anonymous No.56707917]

>>56707751
link pls

[Anonymous No.56708051]

>>56707741
Based
Sign me up for chiropractor school

[Anonymous No.56708107]

My wife is a chiropractor and she always comes home sore.

[Anonymous No.56708116]

>>56707917
Unfortunately thats the same reason Im asking.

[Anonymous No.56708125]

>>56708107

[Anonymous No.56708258]

>>56707427
yes but similar to massage therapy it involves having to touch and interact with gross people all day

[Anonymous No.56708281]

>>56707427
Out of all the bullshit pseudoscientific shit out there, why is chiropractic seen as so much more legitimate than the rest? What is so good about their marketing, and how can we learn from them?

[Anonymous No.56708284]

>>56707427
Thats a mortician

[Anonymous No.56708296]

>>56707427
That's a Le Man

[Anonymous No.56708302]

>>56708281
Create life long customers by offering temporary relief that requires weekly visits because you play God

[Anonymous No.56708311]

That's a massage not chiro. And he needs to treat 3 grannies for each hot babe.

[Anonymous No.56708324]

CHIROPACTRY IS NOT EVIDENCE BASED

CHIROPACTRY WAS INVENTED BY A TRAVELING CHARLATAN WHO USED DOUSING RODS

THIS MESSAGE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY PHYSICAL THERAPY GANG

[Anonymous No.56708330]

>>56707427
My chiro had it going on back when I was a gym rat. Drove a beamer, hot wife, kids and a sprawling home etc. He prob wasnt rich or anything but def upper class

[Anonymous No.56708337]

>>56708324
Thread ended here screencap this

[Anonymous No.56708346]

>>56708324
don't care, it helps my back and I feel better afterward.

[Anonymous No.56708357]

>>56708346
GOOD GOY

[Anonymous No.56708363]

>>56708302
>offering temporary relief
I think in the long term it does damage. It's like cracking your knuckles. It feels like it provides momentary relief, but in the long term you can do damage and it doesn't even have any actual temporary benefits.

[Anonymous No.56708371]

>>56708346
>I feel better afterward
You won't in the long run. It will do damage and make it worse eventually, and it isn't actually "helping" your back.

[Anonymous No.56708738]

>>56708281
It’s a real science and medicine
Glowies just hate it because it’s not medication and cures some people of back pain
Most idiots

[Anonymous No.56708742]

>>56708357
Fuck you big pharma jew

[Anonymous No.56708746]

>>56708363
No evidence has shown cracking your knuckles does any harm
God you faggot glowies all say the same thing

[Anonymous No.56708749]

>>56708363
There is no medical proof that cracking your knuckles does anything.

[Anonymous No.56709162]

>>56708738
>Cracking your back really hard cures the common cold
>This is entirely scientific despite the zero reputable studies saying that it works and the dozens saying that it's bullshit

[Anonymous No.56709238]

>>56709162
I never said it cures the common cold. This is what glowtards do on this board, set up strawman arguments to make their opponents opinions seem more extreme than they really are.

The truth is a back massage, moves fluid through your lymphatic system and allows your immune system to cure all disease, even HIV (which we all have fragments of in our body) every single one of us has cancer cells, etc. it’s when our immune systems get overran by everything that we become vulnerable to disease and infections

[Anonymous No.56709320]

>>56709238
Chiro is a scam and if any of it works, it doesn't work better than a massage and your post is some Q level pottery, please seriously consider a visit to a canadian assisted suicide therapist to cure your subluxations

[Anonymous No.56709341]

>>56707427
me to the right

[Anonymous No.56709399]

>>56709320
fuck you retard. I’m sorry you’re too stupid to understand your spine alignment is important to your health. You mouth breathing, scoliosis looking mother fuckers with bad posture sit at your computer and call everything you don’t understand a scam.

[Anonymous No.56709459]

>>56707751
>a couple years ago
that vid is ancient

[Anonymous No.56709493]

>>56708281
Chiropractors are basically snake oil salesmen relying on people with chronic pain to peddle their bullshit. They basically fill the gap where medicine and physical therapy fails to provide solutions.

[Anonymous No.56709505]

>>56709238
Proof?

[Anonymous No.56709511]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wEr7W-zhStc

FUCK

[Anonymous No.56709539]

>>56709511
I like these types of videos cuz I like watching naked females get rubbed on. there's this one russian guy i'm subscribed to that basically works with almost females only and wew they wear skimpy underwear in the vids its great. cant remember his name and cant load youtube without getting blocked cuz of their adblock faggotry so cant look it up atm.

[Anonymous No.56709623]

>>56709511
I'm so touch starved I would cum hard if I had this. Giving or receiving.

[Anonymous No.56709884]

>>56708107
Where?

[Anonymous No.56709894]

>>56707452
>coming on biz to criticize other posters for posting on a saturday night
Touch loam

[Anonymous No.56709907]

>>56708284
Who, the man on the table or the one embalming his corpse?

[Anonymous No.56709942]

>>56709238
Lmao

[Anonymous No.56710194]

>>56707427

[Anonymous No.56711398]

I 100% believe it's the kikes shitting on chiropractors to protect big pharma.

I had neck pain so bad I couldn't turn my head left or right. I literally had to turn my whole body to look at something. First visit to a chiropractor and I was fixed and didn't need to go back for any follow ups.

I'm sure there are shitty chiropractors out there so you have to find a good one just like anything else, but the retards in here shitting on it are kike bots or dumb fucks.

[Anonymous No.56711465]

>>56707427
>chiropractor'
https://www.bls.gov/ooh/healthcare/chiropractors.htm

$75000 a year and a good job growth prediction.

[Anonymous No.56711789]

i thought chiropractors were a scam until i got an adjustment for free and it made me feel like a million bucks for the next 2 weeks or so. it felt like energy was able to flow through my body better and i was able to fall asleep easier, wake up earlier, and motivate myself to do more things.

[Anonymous No.56712259]

>>56708281
Most are quacks with cookie cutter bullshit. Some are pretty decent they will analyze your underlying issue and follow a plan.

[Anonymous No.56712316]

>>56709238
Holy shit kys retard

[Anonymous No.56712345]

>>56709539
I remember this. It's crazy how you make money off that but how would you only get female clients?

[Anonymous No.56712360]

>>56712345
Advertise it as a safespace for women or make it make it obvious that you are a faggot (you're already doing this part)

[Anonymous No.56712541]

>>56708363
You’re so dumb it astounding.
The teno-synovial fluid that incapsulates the knuckles makes that sound when air escapes.
The cracking of a chiropractor is due to the subluxation of bones within the vertebral articulations or the articulations with the ribs.
For some people that subluxation is the core problem, otherwise no dis-regulation and their life goes back to normal after a diversified cervical adjustment.
The core problem of chiropractors is that muscle pulls bone. If you have terrible posture and don’t work out and are a sedentary retard nothing is going to change that.
Your muscles need to first be lengthened to return to their usual position or strengthened on the antagonist muscles to have long lasting, system wide relief with the help of a chiropractor.
That being said, that industry like all industries is humans acting like humans.
There are people as retarded as you cracking bones.

[Anonymous No.56712657]

>>56708324
This ladies and gentleman is why we DPT’s laugh at the retards that didn’t get a doctorate and expect the same accolades as those of us that did.
The industry may have started with a charlatan but the evidence based approach the schools these chiros go to now is very much like the ones this retard may have gone through.
The benefit of working the vertebrae is apparent, as some of the muscles of respiration attach to the vertebrae and ribs.
Chiro can’t cure the common cold, but if the circulation of blood and lymph is hindered by hypertonic muscle then the return of the origin or attachment of the muscle to its proper position will allow for better breathing, and circulation.
The key takeaway is that muscles when underworked stop acting like muscles and instead act similar to bone (self splinting). When the bones are in the proper position it can help the muscles return to their normative functions but chiros cannot work the soft tissue and as a result, they cannot work the whole of the issue, which is why some find instant relief while others get caught in a cycle.

[Anonymous No.56713044]

thats my biz

[Anonymous No.56713758]

This is the youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/@user-th3uo3ui9v/videos

Don't thank me, thank Putin and Yandex.

[Anonymous No.56714174]

>>56707427
What I do not understand is why do they pull from the neck and not under the armpits? Surely pulling from the neck is an injury waiting to happen?

[Anonymous No.56714836]

>>56708281
It may be pseudoscience, but it works anyway.

[Anonymous No.56714869]

>>56707427
can't decide if that's russia or france

[Anonymous No.56714879]

>>56714174
neck is a direct connect with the spinal cord. pulling from under the armpits will work against it because your arms will apply force subconsciously

[Anonymous No.56715225]

how can I cure my stiff neck without going to the chiro?

[Anonymous No.56715248]

>>56715225
heat pad

[Anonymous No.56715249]

>>56715225
neck circles is the best method. just move your head around in circles and sit damn straight in a chair

[Anonymous No.56715358]

>>56715225
i can break your neck for free, bro. give me your address.

[Anonymous No.56715480]

>>56708281
>>56708324
> Nooooo you can’t just go to that school of health you have to go to mine.

Ok let’s deboonk this once again. Yes there is a group of chiropractors who believe all health issues stem from spine alignment and yes there is weak evidence to support that.

However most people go because they have back or joint pain. And guess what? It helps them feel better. So how can you tell them it’s fake science when it’s alleviating their pain?

[Anonymous No.56715562]

I've locked joints or something in my spine after a gym session and it limited my breathing to like 40 percent I couldn't inhale properly. You could feel and visually see the spine out of alignment. One session with an osteopath and the problem was fixed. No foam rolling or dead hangs or anything could fix it.

Manual manipulation works... Yeah chiropractic put some spin and bullshit on it and I wouldn't trust anything else they say but the basic techniques physios, osteo and chiros use are all similar. How does a doctor fix a dislocated joint? Yeah manual manipulation lol.

[Anonymous No.56715966]

>>56711398
>>56711789
this. actually check out how many chiros and nutritionalists die each year, the answer may surprise you.