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56682308 No.56682308 [Reply] [Original]

garloid farming still viable in 2023?

>> No.56682382

Why does my garloid keep craving penis? I know it's unhealthy for them but every morning I wake up he's latched on like OPs mother. How do I stop this?

>> No.56682434
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>>56682308
yes, you just need a good acountant to save you from paying taxes you can avoid.

>> No.56682462

>>56682382
Your not milking it enough. They need to be milked 4-6 times a day to retain a healthy immune system or they’ll act out like what you are describing.

>> No.56682472

>>56682462
But what if I like it? Do I just accept my garloid will die?

>> No.56682484

>>56682308
Honestly fuck those things,i got two and each died before reaching adulthood.
>>56682434
And yeah fuck taxes

>> No.56682491

>>56682462
how do I tell my girlfriend this politely?

>> No.56682495

>>56682434
Nice plump loids my man, whats are you feeding it with?

>> No.56682559

>>56682308
Yes (technically) still viable but you're going to need to monitor their ph levels very closely or your profits will be spoiled easily.

>> No.56682569

on paper it is viable as fuck. but man, there are so many unexpected costs, i'm not even sure how much i spent in total on my little farm but it's not in profit

>> No.56682576

My wife left me for a garloid

>> No.56682619

I left my wife for a garloid

>> No.56682652

you guys got any tips for someone new to garloid farming i have been wanting to get in the game for a long time

>> No.56682731

>>56682652
Im telling you its not worth it,try shrimps if you want to indoor farm

>> No.56682764

My garloid had babies and one of them got stuck inside my fingerbox. What dumbfuck. Had to disassemble the fingerbox to get it out.

>> No.56682781

>>56682308
last batch of garloids i had took months to grow to this size. so no, there isnt enough time left in2023 to farm garloids

>> No.56682818
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>Grandma glimpsed at the garloid gathering

>> No.56682861

>>56682308
MY GARLOID STAYS BARLOID WAGMI IN 2024 CHECKEM

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For anyone confused about this epic, dank meme, it’s just a nonsensical inside joke on 4chan.

https://amp.knowyourmeme.com/memes/garloid

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>>56682940

>> No.56683191

>>56682940
>Ummm, I've never actually seen a Garloid, therefore it's a meme.
Lol, I swear Pancucks and actually worse then Garloid sceptics.

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>>56683191
he probably has never gotten a free Garloid from the goat farms. I've gotten 7 this way. They can't really "advertise" it but the pink paper tells you that you're getting garloids freshly popped out of a goat milk bath.