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Today i learned that you should never short a bull (or long a bear).

Because probabilities are against you and you will likely get mad.

>> No.56619159

how do I know if I'm in a bull or bear?

>> No.56619166

>>56619159
Chop off the hands and smash the skull like a pumpkin, especially the teeth

>> No.56619416
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>>56619150
Shorting a bull is stupid, but longing a bear will eventually pay off.
..R-right?

>> No.56619996

>>56619416
no it doesn't

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>>56619159
One has a tail.

>> No.56620074

I shorted eth at 2145

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>>56619996
Fuck

>> No.56620699

>>56619150
No, you should never short or long period.