ITT: We discuss which token matches which Friends character

[Anonymous No.56614577]

[Anonymous No.56614707]

>>56614577
You do realize that the people who frequent this shit hole of a board don’t watch this show, right?

That being said, Ross would definitely be LINK because he’s a cuck. Joey is BTC because he’s simple. And Chandler would be HBAR because he’s the only level-headed one of the bunch.

[Anonymous No.56614737]

>>56614707
Based, thanks for humouring me anon.
Also weird that you only mentioned the guys, kinda gay ngl.

[Anonymous No.56614760]

>>56614737
>kinda gay, ngl
Again, you do realize this is /biz/, right?

[Anonymous No.56614774]

>>56614707
Chandler would be HBAR because he's underwater

[Anonymous No.56614781]

>>56614577
Chandler is RSR because he's fucking dead

[Anonymous No.56614842]

>>56614577
Nice digits fag.
>Ross
ICP
>Rachel
DOGE
>Chandler
ETH
>Monica
ADA
>Joey
BSV
>Phoebe
LINK

[Anonymous No.56614917]

Rachel: RLC because she switches up for whatever the next flavour of the month is
Monika: ADA - looks good but is undermined her autistic insecure history (Charles)
Pheobe: Litecoin because she aged the fastest

[Anonymous No.56614952]

Also Joey: DOGE - retarded but gets all the gains.

[Anonymous No.56615225]

>>56614774

[Anonymous No.56615568]

>>56614577
Monica is Monero for too many reasons to list.

[Anonymous No.56615798]

>>56614707
>Chandler is Hbar

Yup, because he's fucking dead now lol

Rachel is definitely INJ because her sexyness

[Anonymous No.56616698]

>>56614577
Pnk Chandler, coz it's fucking dead and about to dilute non stakers with hyperinflation.

[Anonymous No.56616901]

>>56614577
Checked

[Anonymous No.56616945]

>Ross
>thinks he is smarter than everybody while everybody makes fun of him
LINK

>Joey
>Simple, straight-forward, loved by everybody
BTC

>Chandler
>outclassed and outranked by other friends, incel vibes
ICP

>Monica
>susceptible to buzzword shilling and empty promises
ADA

>Rachel
>would only look for cute logo
DOGE

>Phoebe
>le green coin
Nano

[Anonymous No.56617273]

>>56614774
SNAP

[Anonymous No.56617363]

>>56614577
Nice digits OP. Im doing a shitcoin edition
>Joey
HUSBANT. He bought the og husbant, made money and bought the re release. He wont shut up with the "ooh husbant" memes
>Chandler
SHIB. Bought DOGE, sold it and thought he could make it again with SHIB. Underwater.
>Phoebe
HPOSI because muh warner bros is corrupt and we should try to take it down
>Ross
DOGE. He actually bought one of the first but never sold because he's still convinced it will become universally used.
>Monica
She bought safemoon and is convinced its a "serious project"
>Rachel
VINU because she thinks the drawings are pretty

[Anonymous No.56617546]

>>56617363
Ouuuh husbant, stoppu shiring me on da bizzu bordo, we aru already pumpingu

[Anonymous No.56617553]

>>56617363
>HPOSI because muh warner bros is corrupt and we should try to take it down
did you know that they're actually getting sued?
but they didn't sued the chinese bootleg?

[Anonymous No.56617566]

>>56617546
>but you wasted your HUSBANT on vydea

[Anonymous No.56617653]

I like how Chandler always portrayed himself as the insecure loser to make his friends feel better, when in reality he was a high ranking cash rich executive that didn't want to waste his resources and time on meaningless relationships like the others did.
And he also pulled the hottest, most loyal, biggest booba girl out of the friend group, and even persuaded her to keep it a secret for a long time so he could test the goods first and bail if he wanted.
Chandler was playing 4D chess the whole time and gained the trust of and manipulated his friend group the most for his own benefit, so I'd say he is HEX.

[Anonymous No.56617683]

>>56617653
Also he was the funniest

[Anonymous No.56618478]

>>56614577
aaah back in the day when one italian nigger was good enough

[Anonymous No.56618511]

>>56617653
wrong.

He was an insecure beta corporate drone who hated his job until the end when he became an "entrepooneur" and went into "ads" which is beyond cucked.

Always envying his roomate who could pull any chick any time including the girl neighbors, cash but didn't have fun, decent looks but no confidence, funny man never gets laid.

He was the template of the 1990s white guy who is successfully failing at launching in life because he doesn't realize the game of fucking around in your 20s in the city is for women and niggers and real men go out and build a family or a living early.

He was the most sarcastic, ironic and feminine energy of all the men.

even fucking ROSS was more masculine because he has a job he was truly passionate about. IN the episode where some dude took his moist thanksgiving sangwich you could tell he was capable of murder. Also dude dated one his total hottie students.

In summary that show is nothing but filthy nuclear grade hebrew propaganda that taught a generation of Americans to be good goys.

[Anonymous No.56618540]

>/biz/raelis discussing friends in depth
kek 4chan is really just tumblr for men

[Anonymous No.56618577]

>>56614577

Funny idea, thanks OP.
Joey buys Doge, because it's funny.

Ross buys BTC, it's the oldest one.

Chandler buys ETH or SOL, cause he likes to make money.

The women don't buy any, cause they are women.

[Anonymous No.56618669]

>>56618511
Incorrect.
He wasn't envying Joey at all, in fact didn't you think it was weird that he was a boarding school rich kid exec whilst living with a poor but handsome low class actor? It's because he knew that having Joey around made him more relatable and would make the others lower their guard around him.
You say he didn't have the confidence, but he was the only one that was keeping a dumb, easily manipulated broad (Janice) on a leash for when he was feeling horny.
He was feminine energy when he needed to be, but still a legitimate big boss man at his workplace, and he wasn't a slave to him emotions (a feminine trait) like Ross was. The sarcasm and irony was his stoic facade in the face of adversity, plus you knew that he was low key looking down on / making fun of all the members of his "friend" group the whole time he was on screen, because he knew he was better than them all and that they were pawns in his game.
The fact he could laugh in your face and manipulate you into laughing with him whilst thinking he is your friend is a real high IQ and high EQ flex.

[Anonymous No.56618787]

>>56618577
Checked

You could almost say is married to his bag. ahaha

[Anonymous No.56619122]

>>56618511
>In summary that show is nothing but filthy nuclear grade hebrew propaganda that taught a generation of Americans to be good goys.
Holy based.

That said, Link is Ross, BTC is Chandler, Joey is ETH. GMX is Rachel, GNS is Phoebe, SOL is Monica.

[Anonymous No.56619233]

If you know, you know

[Anonymous No.56619235]

Then Who is HUSBANT ?

[Anonymous No.56619237]

DASH is chandler cause it’s dead

[Anonymous No.56620430]

>>56614577
Joey should be QANx, the king. Ross is definitely Link what a sucker. Chandler is ADA