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56598620 No.56598620 [Reply] [Original]

>he shorted ARM

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>56596110

>> No.56598636
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56598636

>Lyft

>> No.56598646
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56598646

Im about to do something /biz/...

>> No.56598669

>>56598620
>ARM computer
ru-roh

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>>56598646
A substandard "repair" which will need to be done again before next month?

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56598686

>MARA in 3 minutes
Finally some action. Shit'll be either 7.50 or 9.50

>> No.56598695

>>56598620
$COIN 3 digits this week

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>>56598669
Is that what kicks off the final SOXL plunge?

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56598724

today i made money
but i don't know why
it's like when my priest put
my hand on his thight

>> No.56598742

My DIS be doin a lil sumsum.

>> No.56598746

>>56598708
Maybe, as ive been saying(and constantly getting in arguments with permabulls about) sales are down. I wouldn't bet against NVDA though, least not in the short term.

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>>56598669
Softbank japs trying to exit scam at 60B valuation after they failed to fleece NVDA for 40B buyout last year. Yea, nah. Nice try, insects.

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>>56598724
Umm...

>> No.56598770

my gamble paid off it seems. t all in anon

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>>56598669
Looks like the instruction set isn't all that's getting reduced.

>> No.56598776

I am losing money, and not in a good way

>> No.56598779
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56598779

I got fucked today /smg/ and not in a good way

>> No.56598796

>>56598770
Now that you can no longer be charged with market manipulation, what did you go all-in on?

>> No.56598805

>BYND
Everyone needs to take a min and laugh at the failed psych op company. Even with all that market share (their shits all over DIS too lol) they still fail.

>> No.56598809
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56598809

>Bank of America, $BAC, CEO Brian Moynihan said he expects a soft landing for the U.S. economy

so we will crash in 2024, that's cool...

>> No.56598815

>>56598746
>I wouldn't bet against NVDA though, least not in the short term.
They had amazing earnings last time around and still dumped.
The valuation is just bonkers.

>> No.56598818

>PARA: -7%
>WBD: -19%
Holy shit, just noticed this. Someone check in on Coke Boomer, didn't he own a bunch of those?

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>MARA earnings call is at 4:30
>They still haven't posted
What are they, busy fucking their sisters?

>> No.56598833

>>56598818
It's fine. Most of his money is in an inflation adjusted government pension.
It really doesn't matter that KO boomer is a shit investor.

>> No.56598844

>>56598809
wasn't bank of america having "issues" with deposits and withdrawals?

>> No.56598852
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56598852

Time for me to invest in medical/healthcare.
Too low of a price to not slurp up.
My question is why is it so low though?

>> No.56598857

>>56598844
Everyone was last Friday, but that was because of a backend ACH company fucking up a file.

>> No.56598866

>>56598646
kerosene & water WDFC & slimy sticky ?

>> No.56598869

>>56598852
Pricing in Medicare cuts. Reimbursement for Grandma's hip replacement will be slashed 20% so we can buy more Iron Dome rockets for our greatest ally.

>> No.56598870

>>56598815
Yeah, I dunno. Its the ebb and flow of a bubble I guess.

>> No.56598883

>>56598746
long dated puts

>> No.56598891

>>56598830
I do not appreciate your sister fucking innuendos, friend.

>> No.56598893

>>56598857
wouldn't surprise me if we have a full blown shitshow in Q1 2024, every single bank having 'issues' and normies lose all of their money but can't pay off a trillion in credit card debt, lol

>> No.56598902

>>56598742
They actually did pretty well.

>> No.56598920

>>56598891
Well I don't appreciate that

>The Company recorded net income of $64.1 million, or $0.35 per diluted share, during the three months ended September 30, 2023, compared to a net loss of $72.5 million, or $0.62 loss per share, in the same period last year.

yet they're not even up 1%. We can't always get what we want.

>> No.56598942

Where's my wheat bros at?

>> No.56598944

>MARA
>Gains on digital assets were $31.7 million in the quarter as the Company sold 66% of the bitcoin produced in the quarter to fund operating costs
Wow, niggers finally started selling some btc instead of diluting shareholders again.

>> No.56598954

>>56598902
Yeah, earnings call is starting but the numbers look great in general. Revenue is flatter than I'd like but it's night and day compared to other studios. Subs up, EPS up, streaming getting close to actual profitability.

>> No.56598962

How in the fuck did Disney beat those earnings???

>> No.56598968

>>56598883
>>56598870
>>56598815
>>56598746
You guys are dumb as fuck lmao

>> No.56598979

When are the markets gonna realize that the only growth for 2024 will be inflation, and this time, if they try hard on price gouging, the Jpow will be fucking pissed?
I still see the PE being sky high

>> No.56598985

My portfolio of 50% ARM, 50% LEG isn't doing so hot, fellas...

>> No.56598986

>>56598968
>t. ARM and WE shareholder
shoo chinksect

>> No.56598988

>>56598869
Guess it’ll boom back up when that war starts to wrap up (who am I kidding though, America loves forever wars)
I’m still buying in.
Thanks for the info Anon.

>> No.56599001

>>56598985
Buying 5 shares ahead of earnings is not the end of the world

>> No.56599006

>>56598968
glownigger

>> No.56599007
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>>56598724
>poem anon didn't fuck his sister but got molested instead
>still expects us to believe he isn't a fag

>> No.56599017

I looked at the 'health benefits' that Amazon Prime offers and it looks so shit. Huge deductibles and automatic claims denial at certain branches.

But I bet those fuckers will still make billions on the backend over retards falling for it and sell their info off anyway.

>> No.56599031

You guys are actually doing a spirit airlines play? Literally why they are memed hard as being literally the shittiest, cheapest piece of shit airlines on the planet. Only the poor or truly desperate book with them.

>> No.56599045

Oh hey, JXN beat. Is that pajeet who shilled it still holding?

>> No.56599047

>>56598985
Would you say it cost you an arm and a leg?

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>>56599007
Not to mention he had a poem where he alluded to sucking cock.

>> No.56599060
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stupid question bros:

is trying to learn trading / investing basics with like $500 a waste of time?

>> No.56599067

>>56599060
yes

>> No.56599070

>>56599031
$20 premium if JetBlu buyout goes through, plus a monthly divvy

>> No.56599076

>>56599031
It's not about the airline, it's about the $30 JBLU takeover. And the DOJ's impossible uphill battle.

>>56599007
>>56599049
This is what happens when you don't have a sister.

>> No.56599088

>>56599060
No, it's a life long skill and honestly fuck anyone that turns it into a dick measuring contest. +20% returns on 500 is still good in my book. Just try and do that along with saving money and making it a ritual to deposit 500 in your trading account while you are learning to make smarter moves.

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>>56599060
Yes. Unless you live in India or some third world shithole where it takes a year of work to make $500

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>>56599076
>tfw no sister

>> No.56599102

>>56599070
>a monthly divvy
Wtf, it's real. And it's 1%? Are they fucking O?

>> No.56599108

>>56599060
Paper trade with a larger portfolio so you can learn, if you want to learn.

Otherwise your major focus should be on generating and saving income.

>> No.56599116

>>56598986
>>56599006
Is this fucking for real? Semi bears have to be the dumbest faggots on this board

>> No.56599118

>>56599102
Well divvy is part of the final buyout price, but you can collect some months and just fuck off. How much lower can it get from here really?

>> No.56599119
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>>56599031
No, I just buy Boeing and Lockheed.

>> No.56599136

>>56599116
Just screen cap their posts for future laughs.

>> No.56599139

>>56599116
Get a new script, glownigger.

>> No.56599145
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>>56599060
Not at all. Just make sure if that $500 just disappeared, you won't suffer any consequences. Lots of people suggest paper trading, which can at least introduce you to how to use your broker's platform, but what it won't teach you is the ass clenching mindfuck that is stocks; that only happens when money is on the line. Also, as a final tip, DO NOT GO ALL IN. EVER.

>> No.56599151

>>56599119
No point in buying Boeing, just by Lockheed

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>>56599136
Oh I am. Here's a good one from January lmao

>> No.56599160

>>56598852
Healthcare was only up due to all of the government money and insurance from COVID. Hospitals are closing wings now, it's shrinking.

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>>56599151
I like the commercial exposure (inb4 MAX jokes) and they have some neat toys LMT doesn't.

>> No.56599184

>>56599031
I'm a bit of a masochist. I enjoy seeing massive losses every day followed by an eventual large payout.

>> No.56599193

>>56599060
If you're at 500 dollars because that's all your willing to lose while learning you might as well paper trade with bigger numbers until you get the hang out things, meanwhile put your money into an index fund or something until you're ready to start gambling.

If 500 is your limit because that's all the money you have total figure out how to make more money instead, because even if you somehow are the world's greatest trader and get 1000% that's still only $5000, which is chump change.

>> No.56599202

>>56599108
>>56599145
>>56599193

i do have savings fwiw but id like to get a lot more comfortable before investing something like 10k

i also apparently managed to pick the only broker which does not have paper trading (fidelity)

>> No.56599218

>>56599202
Paper trade.

>> No.56599228

>>56599060
basically what this anon said >>56599145

you can't really do professional style trading with $500 because it's not enough to construct a significant hedged position, and you won't make a significant return, but after learning how your brokerage's buttons work on a paper account the next step is to trade or invest real money even if it's not much because having real money on the line and worrying about spreads and fills matters a lot

don't expect to make significant money with that much capital, though, it'll just be practice (if you try by going full port 0dte's or CFD's it won't last long)

>> No.56599264

why would anyone even bother risking trading these days when cds pay 5-7% and you can just do short term 3 month ones if you don't want to hold for years?

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>>56599202
Even though I'm a sperg that demands integer counts of stocks, I'm sure you could do fractional with them. Others will disagree, but patience and discipline is still rewarded in this game.

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Damn, this crap is doing the FED's job for them. Oil down, gasoline down, metals down, commodities down, PPI keeps going down. They can just let the y/y effect do their job for them and then they can pat themselves on the back even though they barely did anything. I fuckin hate bureaucrats. You just know they will stand there and smugly tell us how we stood brave and in the end came out victorious against the vicious forces that try to keep our economies at bay.
Oh well, I guess the only bobo thesis left now is that they can't keep price gouging much more and that profits should start leveling out, meaning that growth from these already high levels is gonna stagnate hard --> and we might actually fall to a bit more reasonable P/Es. Yeah, maybe after Christmas

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>>56599264
Imagine having to reply to "Ding ding ding" posts with +0.025%. 260 days in a row.

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Hello /smg/, it's master trader johnny fathands. I'm giving you an opportunity that you won't want to pass up on. Watch this video of my beautiful wife, and reply with "wow, Miko is not only cute but also funny" and you will have guaranteed gains tomorrow.

https://youtu.be/zOUIq4x_bGw?si=D1PTQCQREXx60qy9

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>>56599264
Because it's annualized and fuck dem banks.

>> No.56599321

>>56599156
>dat pic
Fucking schizo tier

>> No.56599325

Hey! I, really angry all the time and am very good at being a bully to others. How can I turn this unyielding rage into profit? I was thinking of dropping a mix tape of just a whole bunch of hurtful quotes and phrases. Just something to listen to and reuse against people whom you do not like. It would be about half an hour of just creatively conformed constant cruelty. What would be the max you would be willing to pay for such content?

>> No.56599332

>>56599300
Just make a fucking review video already Rocker.

>> No.56599341

>>56599060
No. No pain no gain and you lalways need skin the game.

>> No.56599358
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>>56599325
Ask Burpanon about setting up a niche OnlyFans. Then advertise it on some humiliation subreddit or something.

Pros: Reliable income from steady work
Cons: Your target audience will probably be 90% fags

>> No.56599362

>>56599092
Most people don't fuck their sisters, they just worry about them. Not having one means you have less of a burden and not more.
--Someone with a sister

>> No.56599368

>>56599358
That's the unfortunate reality of life

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>>56599325
lol who are you Andrew Dice Clay or some shit lmao

>> No.56599375

lol DIS mentioned reintroducing their divvie by the end of the year and AH price shot up 3% in seconds.

>> No.56599385

>>56599375
Dividends are a mental illness.

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>>56599362
You missed out on the most intimate connection a person can have in life.

>> No.56599393

>>56599332
There's a small chance I may have Sunday off. If I do, I'll make a video.

>> No.56599399
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oilchads its over isnt?

>> No.56599406

>>56599399
It's already dead

>> No.56599407

>>56599375
With what cash? they have to cough up like 17 bill for hulu here pretty quick.

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>>56599399
Everyone is roping, which is making me want to bag some EC, PBR, and UCO calls... I'm not sure what position to ditch to make room though.

>> No.56599422

>>56599391
I wish my cousin had done it.
I remember when I was young she'd lock me in her room and play this "marrying game" with me (she was 5 years older, I really didn't understand.) She never really did anything serious though.
I just can't get over the idea of having sex with a sibling, there's too much idk trust or something there. It would be too violating.

>> No.56599445

>>56599393
Bro wtf how much time does it take to make a video? You don't really do any editing and are always drunk in them. Sometimes you have a prop mannequin of baggie to slap around like the jew whooha he is. Fuck bro made this place feel like somewhat legit in a Carl from aqua teen hunger force kind of way

>> No.56599449

>>56599421
I think it's just getting started. Unless we get war or the fed pivots hard it's going to keep.

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>>56599421
>I'm not sure what position to ditch to make room though.
Many such cases... Only one good answer save more money.

>> No.56599465

>>56599421
What if we get negative oil like during covid, wouldn't that be cool

>> No.56599475

>>56598962
Wale nostalgia.
Retards with money will dump tons of it on Disney, they can effectively name their price and things will sell.

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>>56599399
Let's hope oil and gasoline keep going lower. I am gonna stock up on Chevron assuming it goes below 130 (doubt it though). Exxon maybe but it's way too close to ATH for my liking. Shell might be interesting. Nice divvies.

>> No.56599484

>>56599449
It's possible the DoE learned from their fuckup last time and realizes SPR refill prices are temporary, shooting us back up to 79.

I also can't imagine Israel wrapping up Gaza any time soon, so the towelheads will *have* to do something to fuck with the oil supply.

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>>56599465
You wish...

>> No.56599492

>>56599421
calls on a stock that drops 10-15% on ex-div dates may not be the optimal play peter-san

>> No.56599494

>>56599294
>Types Fed like it's an acronym
>Has a retarded take
Pottery, every day

Lmao

>>56599321
Right? They've been saying that shit nonstop for the better part of two year, you'd think they'd give up at some point

>> No.56599506

>>56599421
PBR is still almost double where I was buying.
EC is cheaper, but it's also been cheaper.
Some other names are cheap, but they're also shitcos. Personally, I think it's early.

>> No.56599508

>>56599460
Clearly I'll have to spend that lucrative 10 cent $SAVE dividend.

>> No.56599533

>>56599445
It takes longer than you think believe it or not. I'm working 7 days a week and keep in mind I have a wife and daughter I have to provide for. After Thanksgiving my schedule clears up a lot more. We have a 43,000 piece mailer that has to be hand stuffed. Every fucking one of them.

>> No.56599534

Core tendie Inflation report: Chicken nuggets at Aldi are up $1 (~20%.)

>> No.56599535

>>56599492
Good point, but this'd be purely for a spring back/dead cat. Like a week, tops.

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>>56599534
Just give in and start eating cornmeal beans, rice and bread.

>> No.56599584

>>56599533
>I have a wife and daughter
OK I'll cut you some slack. Sounds like you need to get to having a son or at least a dog to help drown out some of the female energy and bitching in your life

>> No.56599586

>>56599484
>I also can't imagine Israel wrapping up Gaza
They haven't even started Gaza, they're just exchanging rockets and doing the occasional tank parade. They've been doing that for decades.

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>>56599494
I am completely right though. Unless electricity prices were to suddenly start increasing by a lot, inflation is gonna keep coming in lower and lower. Consoomerism might help inflation for a while though. The rates are restrictive enough to damp the spirits of small caps while promoting mega caps.
The y/y will take care of it. Cheap commodities. Bullish for a while but not for long. Get your head out of the electric oven, son

>> No.56599594

>>56599569
Bread was more expensive than nuggets but I didn't look very carefully. I feel like at these prices I should be making my own bread.

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>>56599584
I am very lucky to have the wife and daughter I have (pic related). The little time I have, I like to try and spend with them when I'm working 7 day weeks.

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>>56599594
>making my own bread.
Based idea.

>> No.56599610

>>56599535
aha! let us know how it turns out

i'm just buying some more shares because for me it's a buy and hold play until oil does something more significant

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>>56599602
Umm... Why is the daughter of a darker complexion? Rocker... I.

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>>56599587
>the sperg responds to the screencap of his post being proven wrong in 4k in front of everyone and doubles down
Don't care still holding semis

>> No.56599633

>>56599587
I mean you're not wrong about the year over year effect but it's not some fucking conspiracy theory, it's exactly what the Fed has been saying would happen the entire time but for some reason retail faggots defined "transitory" as like "6 months" and then acted like everything was going to explode because it's taking longer than that

>> No.56599635

>>56599620
It's the shade from the cherry blossom tree. It was a very sunny day and the shade hit her just right.

>> No.56599668
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56599668

Reminder that October headline CPI and PCE are gonna be so flat that Joe Biden will sniff their hair.

>> No.56599678

>>56599594
I make my own, I haven't paid the store loaf jew in years. I would rather take my store bought bread money and use it to buy more BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

>> No.56599728

>>56599678
Do you have a mixer or do you knead by hand? Or no-knead?

>> No.56599767

>>56599635
Rocker go into photoshop and fix that now! I'm not going to let someone I somewhat look up to in /smg/ be a cuck like baggie

>> No.56599783
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Rocker, who posted your bail after you demolished that immigrant's fruit stand? Was it Baggie?

>> No.56599784

>>56599767
Unfortunately I'm too much of a boomer to use Photoshop. It would be nice if someone could do it for me and post it here. You'll get a shout-out for the deed.

>> No.56599818

>>56599784
Maybe if you make a video again I'll get on it but there isn't a timeline for this

>> No.56599824
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For any anons holding MARA or COIN
Won't bitcoin ETF cause massive drains from these bitcoin price proxies?

>> No.56599847

what a great day.

my gamble trade worked perfect and sports result was good too. 10/10 day

>> No.56599857

>>56599824
COIN will have increased transaction volumes, miners will have coins that skyrocket far above production costs (though for how long that'll remain is an open question).

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>>56599784

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>>56599869
Fucking blessed

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>>56599869
Bro wtf you are supposed to wait until he makes the video to motivate him. It's supposed to be a transaction not a charity...

>> No.56599949

>>56599894
It's really terrible, I barely know how to use gimp (although I can draw circles.) I'm glad you liked it.

>> No.56599972

>>56599169
You don't know what LMT has, but I know Boeing has shit, based on the fact they can't produce a working product.

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>>56599728
.

>> No.56599999
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56599999

BBBY squeezing soon. Thanks Icahn and Cohen. Profits will be dumped into GME.
Check em

>> No.56600013

>>56599999 checked

>> No.56600016

>>56599999
what a waste

>> No.56600023

>>56599992
I have had this happen to me too where the system tells me it's spam when I wasn't even saying anything spammy at all

>> No.56600030

>>56599992
>>56599999
Damn the spam detector here is such a piece of shit.

>> No.56600037
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>>56599999
Wow you don't deserve those digits

>> No.56600042
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>>56599999
what a fucking waste of good digits

>> No.56600049

>>56600000
lets see it.

>> No.56600059

>>56599999
so after 12 days when nothing happens and your shares are still nonexistant will you faggots stop spamming everyone with your schitzo delusions?
or will you just move the goalposts yet again based on nothing but misunderstanding legal proceedings and bankruptcy documents?

>> No.56600072

>>56600049
Nice, fucking nice.

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>>56599999
>digits wasted on that...

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OK I just did some chores and got back. How are >futures?

>> No.56600116

>>56600098
Inflation and the market are scissoring the shit out of each other right now. We will have to wait and see if they scissor the nonsense out of each other.

>> No.56600119

>>56599999
I can't believe kek would do this

>> No.56600120
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>>56599421
>I'm not sure what position to ditch to make room though.

>he's fully invested right now with ZERO cash
good lord you are stupid

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56600131

>oil bros, what happened?

>> No.56600132

>>56600120
I've been building up a pretty decent treasury ladder personally.

>> No.56600144

>>56599999
>using inductive reasoning
>and logical deductions
...

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56600152

>>56600116
>Trib market
Now we're talking.

>> No.56600157

I have 50k in cash and a fresh, empty fidelity account. What should I buy if I want to just dump money in and have it grow with little to no attention/management? I'm assuming a few different indexes are the move

>> No.56600172
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I transferred by far most of my funds from HOOD to Fagelity on Halloween, and the funds just settled today. Now HOOD just put out an offer of a 1% cash bonus on transfers from other brokerages (bonus is instant, but must keep the transferred funds in HOOD for 2 years to keep it). I am seriously tempted to transfer back and use that free money to buy more BOIL/KOLD/UNG.

>> No.56600177

>>56600157
Usually they would be, I'd say commodities

>> No.56600193

>>56600157
DCA $1k every Monday into bonds until the yield curve uninverts then start DCAing into equity.

>> No.56600207
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Another day of doing "nothing" for 8hrs and getting paid for it. By July 2024 I'll be getting paid 6% more to do "nothing" and in July 2025 another 4% hike to do "nothing" again. (plus the income tax gets slashed again in January 2024 to). But hey who knows? Maybe the legislature will give out 8%'s again as they did in 2022 for july 2024. Disney is exploring selling part of EPSN. But don't be fooled. They won't give up ownership of it. They'll keep least 51%. Hearst owns 20% so that leaves least 29% for sale. The sucker who shells out for it will get rewarded by a pile of debt dumped on them as part of the deal. (That's what T did to the suckers who paid for 20% of DirectTV).

>> No.56600221

>>56599999
ok ill check them and when none of that pans out will you go back and stop shitting up the board with your bankrupt meme shit stocks that wont go anywhere?

>> No.56600224

>>56600157
Physical gold and silver obviously.

>> No.56600243
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Oil Barons need to bow to the Biden admin's trading desk. They make Goldman Sach's look like amateur thugs.

>> No.56600255

>>56600157
>have 50k in cash and a fresh, empty fidelity account. What should I buy if I want to just dump money in and have it grow with little to no attention/management?

unironically SPAXX, you're default position. it's a money market fund that pays 5% interest yearly but compounds monthly because you get a monthly dividend

>> No.56600284

>>56600243
Its true
Was very funny this summer after saying they were going to start buying when oil was in the 70s and they kept dumping the SPR instead.

>> No.56600307
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my unleveraged equities, it disgusted me. I craved the gains and certainty of leverage. I aspired to the purity of the 3x Bull ETF. Your kind cling to your dividends, as though they will not decay and fail you. One day the crude index you call the Shit and Piss 500 will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Leverage is immortal… Even in death I serve the Neon Greenissiah.

>> No.56600332

If green tomorrow I'm dipping out with my gains, so we will have a stock market crash

>> No.56600345
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>>56600307
Based

>> No.56600349

does anybody have a good estimate of what the downside of spirit airlines would be if the deal doesn't go through? Are we talking -50%, -75%? Trying to size my bet here.

>> No.56600353

>>56600255
I nooticed last night that it (SPAXX) has an expense of I think $4.25 per $1000, is that per year or what winds up being the moonthly payout?

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>>56598620

>> No.56600390
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>>56600349

>> No.56600422

>>56600390
yes
An almost 200% is too attractive to pass up given the admins record of court successes against company mergers. I am def gonna throw so dough at it.

>> No.56600433
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>>56600390
>TFW you roll glwerberbjk eyes

>> No.56600438

>>56600157
GIC or bonds

>> No.56600461

>>56600422
>>56600433
chooked

>> No.56600487
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>>56598620
Sell options

>> No.56600526

>>56600487
Covered call ETFs are proven underperformers.

>> No.56600567

>>56600120
Cash *is* a position, who do you take me for?

>> No.56600580
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We will just crab for ever. Fuck you snibs.

>> No.56600587

>>56600207
>PARAA
>WBD
lmao he's still bagholding those

>> No.56600595
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>>56600526
You could do spreads, ironflies, etc....

>> No.56600598

so uh whats this drone and syria stuff mean in terms of money? Factored in with spy on viagra the past week

>> No.56600603

>FED'S WALLER: PRICES PROBABLY WON'T GO BACK TO PRE-PANDEMIC LEVELS

well fuck

>> No.56600616
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What is JPM doing with SQQQ and TQQQ?

>> No.56600617

>>56600595
I'd rather buy options.

>> No.56600619

>SMR: -28%

It's official, nuclear is DEAD. Uranium has MELTED DOWN.

>> No.56600629
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Bros, what's going on with Mr Cooper?

>> No.56600636
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>>56600603
>The deflation needed to undo 2020-2023 inflation

>> No.56600641

>>56600619
It's because of their debt. I'm pretty much convinced SMR is just a shell company for the big names that they service/have contracts for. BWXT and BIPC are the big names in nuclear tho

>> No.56600644

>>56600255
>>56600353
Found it, yep, it's 0.42 annual expense ($4.20 per $1000).

>> No.56600667

>>56600603
kek this nigga though there would be deflation.

>> No.56600669

>>56600619
Should've bought SMR.AX instead. Beautiful, clean coal.

>> No.56600671

So my DIS puts are fucked

>> No.56600681

>>56600671
No YOU are fucked

>> No.56600687

>>56600641
And apparently they lost their only potential customer.

>> No.56600701

>>56600636
Deflation will come. Auto workers just got a massive raise and car prices are completely absurd. People are just going to stop buying shit and there will be overstock. That's when prices come down.

>> No.56600705

>>56600669
Whoa, a coal stock that hasn't been eating total shit recently? I don't believe it.

>> No.56600707
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This Wells Fargo economist predicted a recession in 2022; is he just a doomer or is there a good chance of further rate hikes?

>> No.56600710

>>56599266
>a sperg that demands integer counts of stocks
I presently hold 47 shares of BOIL and 920 shares of UNG. If you add 9 and 2 you get 11, and same with 4 and 7. I have other such schemes (similar in nature, but wildly differing in formulaic specifics) that I use to determine each set of integers (I always buy them in corresponding pairs).

>> No.56600719

>>56600701
If only. They'd print $1t/month in QE if a single CPI print came in negative.

>> No.56600736

>>56600719
QE does not equate to more consumer spending. The average American has no grasp on the stock market and MIGHT have a 401k that they don't pay attention to. The fed can print to eternity but it won't trickle down to most.

>> No.56600747

>>56600705
It's met, not thermal. And it's still declined like 5% or so in this latest resource stocks selloff.

>> No.56600760

>>56600687
If they don't go bankrupt by 2025, they're no doubt a shell company.

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>>56600736
You're forgetting about the resulting election year stimulus package. Why wouldn't congressmen take advantage of suddenly lowered rates, after all?

>> No.56600792

>>56600707
we didn't have a recession in 2022, we had a vibecession

>> No.56600805

>>56600016
>>56600030
>>56600037
>>56600042
>>56600059
>>56600078
>>56600119
>>56600144
>>56600221
It's NOT a waste. The deal is done, we have won. BBBY is making us rich and making you seeth.

>> No.56600806

>>56600707
>is there a good chance of further rate hikes?
Yes, but not by the Fed. Interest rates on credit (highest credit usuage in history, high repo rate, etc) and the defaults will start accelerating.
Bottom up now. People on the top that are leveraged with a shitload of cheap debt can survive if they don't fuck up, other wise they start selling and the market falls from both ends.

>> No.56600818

>>56600353
the monthly payout is 50$ per 1000$, per year. i've got ~35k$ in SPAXX now and my monthly payout was 130$ - but it I added cash halfway through October, so the whole 35k$ wasn't accruing interest for the whole month. I think it would be more like 145$ per month on 35k$

so do like 5% / 12 * 50000 = ~208$ per month dividend on 50k$ in SPAXX

>> No.56600828

>>56600567
>Cash *is* a position, who do you take me for?
slightly less retarded than I did before

>> No.56600829
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>>56600629
OhI wouldn’t worry about that.

>> No.56600831

>>56600818
OK much appreciated.

>> No.56600834

>>56598844
They were having a bigger issue with 1/3 of their balance sheet being 15 year bonds they are carrying at par instead of 70c

>> No.56600859

>>56600828
>retarded
Buddy, oil's gonna hit the 80's next, not the 60's. That's blatantly obvious.

>> No.56600862
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>>56600786
We are past the point of a stimulus package being able to stabilize things. The fed can print more money for handouts but all that will do is increase inflation even more making the situation worse. The only option at this point is a recession. Which frankly we are at that point already and even that isn't working. The government has just been able to gaslight the public into thinking living in a tent and shooting fent, while getting $200 a month in food stamps and a $600 a month welfare check is the American dream. Honestly a depression is probably the only thing that will right the ship

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>>56600619
just don t open your broker account tomorrow and you re OK

>> No.56600885

>>56600629
>expired SSL cert
Well, no wonder they got hacked.

>>56600862
That's all true. My point is the second the F.E.D. gets even a whiff of deflation, they'll start printing and, by post-2020 rules, those dollars end up in consumer hands.

>> No.56600893

>>56599668
Hmm... looks purposefully soft.
There has been a huge wave of price hikes in consumer staples like subscription services recently.
Where have the price cuts been happening that natural inflation due to currency devaluation PLUS the recent price hikes have been compensated to an even +/- zero almost?

m/m CPI numbers reported might as well be -0.5% this time, and then another -0.5% next month while nothing has become cheaper and the stock market keeps rallying lol wtf

>> No.56600908

>>56599999
Q predicted this

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>>56600859
don't say things like this out loud
the market is superstitious

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>>56600859
>Buddy, oil's gonna hit the 80's next, not the 60's. That's blatantly obvious.
no it's not. WTI crude broke trade and trend and is headed lower

>1) OIL – When does bad = bad?’ Have you seen the -18% decline in Oil from the Q3 US GDP acceleration? You know the U.S. recession started in OCT (I.e. Q4) of 2023, right? No bounce this morning with WTI down another -0.7% to $76.84 with an immediate-term Risk Range™ Signal of $76.27-83.62 and we’ll look to short bounces from here.

>> No.56600919
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56600919

>>56600792
Oh yeah I forgot

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56600929

>>56600893
We're just seeing the effects of the Long Transitory.

>> No.56600931

>>56600862
>>>/pol/
fucking doomer faggot

>> No.56600960

>>56600929
This guy walking free, allowed to influence people with his retardedness is a crime against humanity.

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>>56600931
How fucking dare you link me to /pol/ go to a /GME/ thread and learn about how economies work you newfaggot

>> No.56600991

>>56600918
We barely tagged the 60's after dumping the SPR for over a year. Oil bears are stretching a rubber band here.

>> No.56600994

I'm feeling very disheartened/disenfranchised right now smiggers. I live in FL where "making it" is now very difficult if you want to have a family. I have a decent job where I do jack shit and get by. I could buckle down for the next 10 years, make partner, have teams working under me and get to 1% income. That just allows be to have a hand to mouth upper middle class family life from 10 years ago. I ran the numbers.

I'd be making >300k and have barely any money to save/invest which would be necessary since being a partner in non-big law professional services doesn't have any terminal value and I'd like to have money before my parents die (hopefully a long time from now). I don't really like this city very much. I've been thinking about saying fuck it and trying to get a job for the department of the interior or something in one of the nicer plains cities. Provide professional services opportunistically. Spend more time in nature that isn't 5 miles of beach filled with geriatrics. I've been spending tons of time in /smg/ during working hours to try and distract myself.

ty for reading my blog any advice would be appreciated

>> No.56601000

>>56600701
>Deflation will come. Auto workers just got a massive raise and car prices are completely absurd. People are just going to stop buying shit and there will be overstock. That's when prices come down.
nigga 2008 to 2019 want their dead memes back

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Worst one yet

>> No.56601009
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>>56600918
>zoom out

>> No.56601012

>>56600991
What happens when Venezuelan crude hits american markets numbnuts

>> No.56601014

>>56600736
>but it won't trickle down to most
you think that it was meant to?

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>>56600994
Florida is perhaps one of the least bad places on Earth right now. At least you have a rich population moving in to keep ahead of inflation.

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56601036

>>56601000
>2008
>meme
Lol. Lmao even.

>> No.56601047

>>56601012
You mean years from now? After the first couple attempts get nationalized, every major throws their hands up at PDVSA retards, and we have to send in marines to swap in a half competent puppet government?

Yeah, then we'll see a couple hundred k barrels start trickling into the market. In the back half of the decade.

>> No.56601052

>>56600862
>The only option at this point is a recession.
>Which frankly we are at that point already and even that isn't working.
It's a mystery >>56595421 >>56595459

>> No.56601063

>>56600619
>mfw i bought the top
still hoping it will go up in a year or two tho, otherwise short it (sadly, because nuclear power is based)

>> No.56601064

Watching Margin Call, they mention writing off entertainment on taxes. How does that work? I'm entertained by a lot of things.

>> No.56601070

>>56601064
You have to "entertain" "clients" whom you are "developing a business relationship with".

>> No.56601078

>>56601032
Yeah we're doing well servicing that. Kinda depressing to see the level of retardation going on, but whatever. Good thing is that we are first in the Cantillon line to get their inflation dollars, but we only get a small share relative to what they spend on housing and restaurants leading to my drawn out post. You can't be by the hood with a family around here and you also can't send your kids to public school.

4x income multiplier on a home puts me in that situation because of them while also being 1% because of them. It's a double edged sword. The wealthy boomers also means we've still seen home prices going up while they've stalled or gone down in most other mature regions of the country

>> No.56601099

>>56601064
>>56601070
The IRS curtailed that a lot. Knew a guy that had a private jet and was able to legitimately write off a ton of the expense by "bringing clients". Same with big offshore fishing boats.

You can't do it at the level they showed in that movie anymore

>> No.56601115

Why cant just 1 trade go my way. I dont want to be a wagie.

>> No.56601122

>>56601070
How do I do this as a salary man that works remote? I have a coworker that changes his avatar to a different thing every week and gives an explanation about it. It's semi entertaining. How would this use case be used? I can look up the salarys of some of the people on the calls and track the number of minutes per presentation. He's basically allowing the company to be billed for this time to engage the customer. Does that work?

>> No.56601135

>>56601012
>What happens when Venezuelan crude hits american markets numbnuts
Venezuela doesn't have any crude numbnuts

they have one rig, produce 500k barrels, and exports are going down even after the sanctions were lifted

>> No.56601139

>>56600707
We're in a rolling recession. We're handling it ways that have never been done. Still clinging to Keynsian foundations but discreetly. When I see perma bears pulling up conditions from 2008, 2014, 2018, pre covid the boomer doesnt understand that timeline no longer correlates. Cathie Wood cost me alot of money Q1. Dumb bitch all the doomer catalysts are present. They just dont fucking matter

>> No.56601162

>>56601139
Bunch of people in charge don't seem to understand trailing indicators, and others are lying about things and not mentioning others. Jews.

>> No.56601169
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56601169

>>56600707

>> No.56601195
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56601195

>>56601135

>> No.56601205

>>56599060
Market doubles your shit in 8 years. Means 32 x 500 after 40 years.
Most dont beat the market. Also taxes.
Buffet would be 2900 x 500 after 400 years

>> No.56601221
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>>56600975
Pol is a great place with a few amazing people if you know how to parse.

>> No.56601242

>>56599145
>DO NOT GO ALL IN. EVER.
I've gone all in 4 times already...
BTC
TSLA
GME
BBBY

>> No.56601280
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56601280

>>56599228
>you can't really do professional style trading with $500 because it's not enough to construct a significant hedged position
Nigger what?

>> No.56601308

>>56600862
>Which frankly we are at that point already and even that isn't working.
the problem is that everyone is in complete denial about that which gives us this weird market.

>> No.56601310

>>56601280
use your words anon

>> No.56601312

>>56599783
what was that dudes problem?

>> No.56601320
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>>56601310
What nigga? What?

>> No.56601334
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56601334

>>56601310
pictures are worth 1000 words

>> No.56601345

is getting explosive diahrea from lunch at KFC bullish or bearish for bank stocks tomorrow?

>> No.56601350
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56601350

>>56599228
>$500 because it's not enough to construct a significant hedged position

>> No.56601358
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56601358

>>56601334
True

>> No.56601370

>>56601345
>diahrea from lunch at KFC bullish
KFC takes EBT.... BULLISH
BUYDENECONOMY SON!

>> No.56601371

>>56601320
anon do you know what the word "hedge" means?

i'll give you a hint: 30 out of the money 0dte spy options is not hedged

>> No.56601393

>>56601334
Not with inflation. They are now only worth about 638 words.

>> No.56601402

>>56601371
Whatever keep blowing huge amounts on value investing crossing your fingers for 6 months only to get fucked over slowly

>> No.56601407

>>56601070
Am I entertaining egirls with my donations?

>> No.56601418

>>56601402
sorry i triggered you by talking about trading styles besides FDs

>> No.56601421

>>56600349
Spirit airlines Anon already lost 100K

>> No.56601424

>>56601407
Yes. That is my take.

>> No.56601431

>>56601421
>Spirit airlines Anon already lost 100K
He didn't short it as a hedge? What a fucking idiot

>> No.56601438

>>56601421
It's an unrealized loss. And if that doesn't matter for banks it doesn't matter for anon.

>> No.56601448
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>TLT

>> No.56601466

>>56601448
>JNK

>> No.56601517
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>>56601438
Only banks get bailed out, not Anons

>> No.56601523

>>56601431
if this supposed deal is going to be binary event why are options still dirt cheap?

>> No.56601538
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>>56601517
You tell me whether this man would listen to Biden's lawyers and reject a merger: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_G._Young

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>>56601523
Honestly, the only way you could possibly benefit from this (as retail) is if you flew to Boston and attended the court hearings every day with IBKR loaded and waiting to close all positions when the verdict is announced. Big players already probably get the info somehow even before that

>> No.56601589

>>56601523
>>56601566
Worth noting that the JBLU side is pissing, shitting, and cumming themselves to lower the price: https://airlineweekly.skift.com/2023/11/jetblue-faces-calls-to-lower-3-8-billion-purchase-price-for-spirit-airlines/

>> No.56601612
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lol did anyone realize there is a Republican debate tonight? news to me.

>> No.56601639
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56601639

> super shy, super shy But wait a minute while I make you mine, make you mine
>you don’t even know my name do ya
>you don’t even know my name do ya

>> No.56601646

>>56601612
That's like rockets hitting our middle east bases; not really news until somebody keels over dead.

>> No.56601655

>>56601612
Are they testing who can court the offended soccermoms, anti-spend libertarians, and herpaderp romney republicans the best?

>> No.56601658

>>56601612
nobody cares if Trump isn't there to verbally roast them

>> No.56601666

>>56601612
apparently the new speaker and his wife don't have any bank accounts. Found that odd.

>> No.56601670

>>56601612
yeah because they closed a bunch of roads for me to get home

>> No.56601671

>>56601655
I think they're just fundraising from the donor class i.e. jews that want more wars for israel

>> No.56601672

>>56601666
could be semantics for him having union accounts instead

>> No.56601680
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56601680

So what are we thinking the economy is going to do? How is this credit crunch going to effect things?

>> No.56601683

>>56601672
All his property is paid off and he just deals in cash?

>> No.56601686
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56601686

>>56598686
>>56598695
Sold my KOLD and reloaded on longs in crypto miners. Lotta bears predicting the spike in Bitcoin futures OI will mark a local top so I'm waiting for a whale to squeeze them.

>> No.56601696

>>56601122
Buy a boat and use it solely as an office. Which what's the point then? Better yet, just lie on your tax returns. They probably won't check

>> No.56601699

>>56601680
the can will get kicked down the road indefinitely until there is a shortage of OIL then there will be cannibalism.

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>>56601680
Wait for the steepening of the 2Y-3M yield curve and then go short. Simple As

>> No.56601722

>>56601696
IRS is a pain in the ass to deal with. I do know people with businesses tied to boats on both coasts, but honestly I'd rather rent a shitter apartment in the UAE for nothing and enjoy the tax benefits from shopping alone over there. Stupid easy investment for Euro and Chink tourists.

>> No.56601735

>>56601683
>All his property is paid off and he just deals in cash?
yeah cuz that's not shady or anything, lel

>> No.56601737

Hong kong

>> No.56601745

>>56601680
SLOOS indicates the credit crunch is over and banks are going to start loosening up lending apparently.

>> No.56601753

>>56601735
Which makes me wonder why he was elected.

>> No.56601774

>>56601686
>reloaded on longs in crypto miners
Nice. Bitcoin Computer might actually hold above 36k this time.

>> No.56601811

I have $40k in Bitfarms, lord flying spaghetti monster, save my soul for being a retard. Provided I don't lose it all in the next 6-12 months, what do I buy that's not as retarded?

>> No.56601822

i got 2500 bucks i need to make 1k a month with
i bought some HUT leaps and some TTWO what else do i need

>> No.56601826

>>56601745
i need to get some of the crack they are smoking

>> No.56601828
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>>56601680
I have been saying all year it's not a matter of if but when.

>> No.56601834

>>56601745
the mortgage market has different plans

>> No.56601862

>>56601589
I thought that whole deal looked kinda shady from a stock price point. JBLU's stock is what not even $5 a share. Meanwhile sprint is still over $10. Yet Jetblue is buying them. Uh who gets shafted? Someone always gets shafted in these deals.

>> No.56601871

>>56601822
>TTWO
Gamers are an unreliable consumer, I guarantee whatever GTA6 is it won’t meet their expectations

>> No.56601873
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>>56601811
uuuuuhhh oil no wait
banks, hold up no
uuuuh Semiconductors, no no that isn't it
I don't know it all seems retarded

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>>56601822
>what else do i need
your dubs are a good start

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>>56601774
what I'm really interested in seeing is if Bitcoin can get squeezed to 44-48K into thanksgiving. Volume is still quiet since FTX collapsed so if NVDA earnings doesn't kill the nasdaq and a tech led Santa Rally happens that'll create more liquidity that can get siphoned into crypto.

SPY to 5000 FOMO will lift all the speculative trash.

>> No.56601884

>>56600707
There were 2 quarters with negative growth in 2022, that's a recession. He was right.

>> No.56601888

>>56601873
I wanted to buy soxl but I don't know

>> No.56601913

>>56601834
I'm going to end up having to buy a pre-fabbed home because the one I wanted family switch to jewing me on. I don't think I will be able to settle the construction loan until the court sells the house I am in now.

>> No.56601934
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>>56601873
the most retarded plays were the best trades for me. If you just went long the oversold Cathy Wood high beta nasdaq trash at the end of october bottom using TARK or LABU that would have been an easy 30-40%.

Bitcoin miners might just go buck wild and you'd just have to accept that the most money is made from the natural inefficiency of the market to properly price assets.

>> No.56601935
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First we need to make some dough
Someone get out the KitchenAid...

>> No.56601940

>>56601826
I think SLOOS is like sisterfucking: It's all relative. So going from extremely tight to very tight counts as "loosening".

>> No.56601944

>>56601888
Checked. I am deebly gonzerned. I saw an Anon say that anyone that doesn't hold SOXL is not human. I know that anyone that doesn't hold BOIL is a nigger, but I do not have any SOXL.

>> No.56601945

>>56601862
Ok if I read the terms right for every Spirit share I own Jetblue will fork out 33.5 for each one once the ink is put to paper. Right now sprint is going for 10.27 a share. So assuming I bagged 1360 shares tomorrow I'd stand to get $45,560 once the ink was dry.

>> No.56601948

>>56601935
OK, baking...

>> No.56601963
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Move to the new thread, before prices go up...


>>56601956
>>56601956
>>56601956

>> No.56602068

>>56601963
I'll just exclude any of the ones that go up.

>> No.56602890

>>56600307
why does here robot body have boobs? does she breast feed robot babies?