/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56576166]

>Be me
>Have to take care of my mother after a big surgery
>I know she has a huge credit score
>Im the only one of the family who will come here in several hours
>I know TROLL is launching in 20 minutes
>Grab mother's credit card while she's sleeping
>Procure generational wealth and take care of her at the same time
El problemo?

[Anonymous No.56576181]

>>56576166
Op i think you're going to hell for that

[Anonymous No.56576190]

>>56576166
>uniswap no name token
>30 eth of presale
im sure it will go amazing for you op, im sure

[Anonymous No.56576208]

>>56576166
I wanted to buy in the presale but suddenly it was over and now they're launching? Lmao talked about a rushed job

[Anonymous No.56576230]

>>56576166
So tell me OP, how does it feel to have sold your soul for so little? Feeling good? Feeling cozy?

[Anonymous No.56576238]

chance of this thing getting lots of frontrunning bots?

[Anonymous No.56576243]

>>56576181
Im pretty sure making my family rich isn't a sin

[Anonymous No.56576251]

>>56576238
Meh, most bots got banned a while ago. There's still a lot but uniswap is the only one afaik that after V2 managed to stay pretty much clear of bots, at least in launches and presales. If it dumps, it's the devs

[Anonymous No.56576252]

>>56576208
Problem?

[Anonymous No.56576305]

IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.56576314]

>>56576305
>minus 10 posts
im sorry for your loss op

[Anonymous No.56576316]

>>56576305
imagine getting so worked up for a random no name shitcoin

[Anonymous No.56576319]

>>56576305
I guess we could say the troll got trolled am i right KEK

[Anonymous No.56576322]

>>56576305
>He really fell for the meme

[Anonymous No.56576324]

>>56576305
Oh you sweet... sweet summer child

[Anonymous No.56576329]

>>56576305
>check uniswap
nothing happened
>check dextools
nothing happened
>check twitter
I think the devs stole your bags

[Anonymous No.56576334]

>>56576305
Come on man you're embarassing yourself here. Go take care of your mom, go have a drink, jerk off. There are better ways to pass the time

[Anonymous No.56576343]

do you have to give your mom sponge baths?

[Anonymous No.56576347]

>>56576343
Sadly i do

[Anonymous No.56576360]

>>56576347
Oh no no no

[Anonymous No.56576362]

>>56576347
Op i-

[Anonymous No.56576369]

>>56576347
>IB4 OP

[Anonymous No.56576375]

>>56576166
>why is it pomping
>op's mom
lmao

[Anonymous No.56576376]

>>56576369
KEK

[Anonymous No.56576379]

>>56576369
Great now i feel sad for his mom

[Anonymous No.56576382]

>>56576369
MY SIDES I CAN'T I CAN'T

[Anonymous No.56576385]

>i get to watch OP lose his bags and his spirit live
sometimes i love lurking here

[Anonymous No.56576386]

>>56576251
>If it dumps, it's the devs
Why on earth wouldn't they dump? That's literally the only reason people create a meme token. Idk why people buy into these and pretend that's not the case.
>Oh yeah bro this dev just really believes passionately about eloncumdoge and wants to make me rich more than himself
You're all retarded and deserve to lose your money

[Anonymous No.56576405]

>>56576386
The point is to get out before they dump dumbass
>>56576369
>>56576375
>>56576376
>>56576379
>>56576382
>>56576385
Shut the fuck up. I take care of her but im not fucking chris-chan. This woman gave her life for me of course im going to bathe her if she needs it. Creeps

[Anonymous No.56576407]

>>56576405
Okay but did the token launch or what

[Anonymous No.56576417]

>>56576407
nah still waiting here, this always happens with launches. Either it launches 15 minutes early because someone couldn't figure out the code or it launches two hours later because someone couldn't figure out the code

[Anonymous No.56576418]

>>56576417
This is what happens when people don't use DAOs

[Anonymous No.56576428]

>>56576405
make sure the water is up to temp before you scrub her vagina and her asshole. it can be shocking if the water is too cold.

[Anonymous No.56576438]

>>56576405
>The point is to get out before they dump dumbass
You realize how retarded that sounds? You invest in something you know is worthless in the hopes there's enough people equally dumb as you are for you to sell it to later. You're playing a rigged game of musical chairs where the devs always win

[Anonymous No.56576455]

>>56576428
Thanks? I guess? I always use water up to temp but i never thought about... the details
>>56576438
Not if im faster

[Anonymous No.56576463]

>>56576455
Not to play devil's advocate here but some devs get too greedy and get rugged themselves, i've seen it happen before

[Anonymous No.56576467]

>>56576438
You do know most devs also lose money right?

[Anonymous No.56576473]

>>56576463
It usually goes
>Dev thinks he will get a x10
>Refuses to sell after a dump
>Injects more money even though no more wallets are buying
>Token is worthless after a day or two

[Anonymous No.56576486]

>>56576166
You should've done that for KAVA instead, faggot, now you're gonna get fucked

[Anonymous No.56576498]

>>56576486
Nah he good

[Anonymous No.56576515]

>>56576347
Don't be sad for it, she gave you everything, it's oke, just don't put your penis in her

[Anonymous No.56576517]

>>56576486
I don't see how can he get fucked just by not buying your bags

[Anonymous No.56576522]

>brand new wallet
>.1 eth sent from coinbase
>presale (probably just sent eth from his own wallets in hopes some people will buy in)
>shitty website
>stupid coin name
anyone that actually gave eth to this guy is retarded

[Anonymous No.56576527]

>>56576486
Shut the fuck up i wanna see where this goes

[Anonymous No.56576532]

>>56576486
>>56576522
SHUT UP LET ME WATCH IT

[Anonymous No.56576533]

Okay but the launch? anyone?

[Anonymous No.56576538]

SO MUCH GREEN IS STRESSING ME OUT. WHATS UP WITH ALL THESE GREEN IDS

[Anonymous No.56576540]

>>56576486
I hope I do, it's been a while since I had sex