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Be me, 22 years old.
Only have 375k in crypto, poor as fuck.
Never went to college, ...all my friends are rich because they knew crytpo early. They're all better than me... I see pics of them on TikTok and IG having sushi in Japan, on the beach at Ibiza, etc...I'm stuck in bumfucktown, can't even get it up anymore.
Why even live bros?

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>> No.56567179

>>56567109
I'm 18 and only have 150K in crypto. It's fucking over

>> No.56567195

>>56567109
stop crying fag

>> No.56567213

There's no way a 22 year old has 375k in crypto

Everyone I know with $250,000+ in crypto is 35+

>> No.56567220

Not born yet and I only have 5 billion in crpyto.
It's over

>> No.56567275

>>56567213
trannies have been spamming this meme for years, just ignore them

>> No.56567295

>>56567109
26 and in low 10 figures hell. I'm not even in the top 100 forbes ranking
It's over

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>>56567109
I have about 500 dollars to my name as a 28 year old. Is it over?

>> No.56567508

>>56567109
this is a bait thread
everyone who posts under me is a low iq brown incel

>> No.56567552

>>56567508
im not brown. thats fucked up to say

>> No.56567574

>>56567109
375k at 22 is great anon, don't compare yourself to others

>> No.56567962

>>56567213
its a demoralization bot anon, don't take it too seriously

>> No.56567984

I know that fell Anon, I'm 20 and I only have 750K in crypto, 250K in stocks and I own two properties worth $800K and $1.3M.
All of my friends are so rich and here I am barely trying and struggling like fuck.

>> No.56568008

>21 years old
>2mil in cash
>5mil in crypto
>already got a phd in aerospacial engineering
>$350k wagecuck
It's fucking joever

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>>56567109
I'm 18 for legal reasons.
I have 2,5 metric tonnes of Uranium 235 smoldering under my scrotum right now that the Saudis are begging me to sell to them for the entirety of Australia's Abo's reservations once they poison the Diesel with lactose: the only known substance that will kill a boong in 3-5 business days after gulping it down their sandpapered gullets.
Total acreage worth: 15,8 billion.
Total boong organ worth: -150 billion because they're all pear-shaped but will be nuked.
That's how I got to be me. By being me. You're you so you suck.

I drink 58 year old scotch straight from a solid gold dick-shaped decanter every morning before I push the queen's crown jewels up my mercury-bleached asshole because mercury makes you fucking insane and if I wasn't I'd be like you, you fucking normal fuck.
You think that's gay? You drink hedge-fund manager hangover piss every day from a solid cock of shit.
You like the shitcock, you faggot? Didn't think so. But you're you and you suck so go fuck yourself.

Buy my investment course for FUCK YOU because that's all you have.
I wouldn't let you thatch my gooch-hairs for a 100% commission on Etsy's basket-weaving market. Fuck you. You're poor so fuck you.

Faggot

>> No.56569923

>>56567109
>tfw 14 yo and only 983k on crypto
I'm never gonna make it