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Can I pass a drug test for this job? I need this job bad.

I been smoking daily, usually multiple times a day for the past 15 years. I stopped smoking completely about 3 and a half weeks ago. Leading up to that I was only taking one, sometimes two dab hits at night before bed. This went on for several months. I have to take a urine test for a job in a few hours. You think 3 and a half weeks is enough to pass is there anything I can do leading up to the test to increase my chances? I think it's probably too late for a detox and I don't want to use fake pee. What are my chances of passing this test if I just go in normally? Anyone have any similar experience to my time frame?

>> No.56565881

>>56565860
Don’t underestimate the power of positive thought

>> No.56565916

>>56565860
nope, youre fucked, enjoy the line outside the shelter with the rest of the drug addicted niggers

quick tip, fent keeps you nice and warm during the winter months

>> No.56565918

>>56565860
Medical doctor here

If you are a smoker that smoked for years, there will always be traces in your blood. They might activate stronger due to lack of it. If you want to score as low as possible on any positive test, it is important to microdose. If you smoke alot, then it shows smoke alot. But if you dont smoke, then the dormant thc will get activated and the test will be positive. So the trick is to smoke a very tiny bit, that way your test will be negative.

>> No.56566034

sweat as much as you can in the next few hours and drink grapefruit juice. stop stressing. you dont need this job and realistically you're fine for test

>> No.56566049

>>56565860
All you can do now is dilute the thc with water, sports drink, and b vitamins.

>> No.56566080

>>56565860
the THC will stick in your fat for a long time but should be gone from your piss by now. just to make sure, flush yourself out with gatorade and multivitamins

>> No.56566422

>>56565860
Why didn't spend 10 bucks for a 12 panel piss test at the pharmacy

>> No.56566586

Love the idea of an HR roastie with a splitting red wine hangover rejecting someone's job offer because they smoked weed 3 weeks ago.

>> No.56566593

>>56566586
>comparing wine with drugs

based retard

>> No.56566595

>>56565860
I faked one at a quest lab. Just get clean urine or high quality powdered urine. Make sure the temp is right that's the most important thing. Do practice runs.

>> No.56566600

I hope you fail the test you degenerate druggie

>> No.56566615

>>56565860
It depends on your weight/metabolism. You should be able to pass a piss test after 3 weeks if you're not a fat fuck... you're not a fat fuck, are you anon?
Look into drinking a shit load of fruit pectin (jello basically) I've heard this helps.

>> No.56566619

>>56565860
Just go to a smokehouse near by and buy a synthetic piss test. Ezpass or some shit like that. Ask the employee or look online for review and stoner forums. Just make sure you get the one with a warmer because the syntehtic piss during the test needs to be a certain temperature.