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56497633 No.56497633 [Reply] [Original]

make them count

>> No.56497649

>>56497633
I love Jeff, but he could do so much better than Lauren Sanchez. Her face is not that great

>> No.56497654

>>56497633
So cringe
Go to bed Timmy.

>> No.56497672
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56497672

>>56497649
True, but you have no ideal what kind og head she gives. She could be giving grade A prime + head, all the time.

>> No.56497689

>>56497633
is that the rose ceo? and it still can't pump?

>> No.56497709
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56497709

Not everyone works 9-5, weekdays-only.

>> No.56497780

>>56497709
This. I work 3 days one week and 4 days the next week alternating.

>> No.56497812
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>>56497633
Not me, I work at $Monero

>> No.56497838

Jokes on you NEET I like my job

>> No.56497963

>>56497633
I'm a neet
i am rich in the only way that matters

>> No.56497979

>>56497649
Her face is bogdanoff tier, I would take any below average natural looking face over that

But I guess when you're old you lower your standards accordingly or something

>> No.56498190

>>56497633
My guy, I have the next four whole months off work. I work March to the end of October. Friday was my last day. Saved about 50k over my season so I don’t have to do shit or worry about anything for four whole months.

>> No.56498196
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56498196

>>56497633
>could chose to be with literal super models
>chooses hobgoblin instead

>> No.56498205
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>>56497633
Yes sir

>> No.56498250

>>56498196
not even being a billionaire will save you from pussy inflation

>> No.56498291

>>56497672
You think Bezos doesn’t have enough cash to hire a blowjob coach for her?

>> No.56498347

>>56497979
>But I guess when you're old you lower your standards accordingly or something
A billionaire doesn't need to lower his standards though...

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>>56497709
Bloody bitch divorced Jeff a few years ago and she has ALREADY divorced her second husband she married a couple years later. Jeff got the last laugh, it would seem.

>> No.56499246

>>56497633
he surely feels like some kind of plumber when he pulls them cargo pants around his lizzard body

>> No.56499300

>>56497633
>>56498196
>>56499225
Jeff is definitely part of some dark Epstein-esque underground sex ring, his new girl is just his "Lady Macbeth," or more precisely his Ghislaine Maxwell.

>> No.56499462
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>>56497633
i work on sunday

>> No.56499470

>>56499462
rip

>> No.56499476

>>56497633
he took so much t only for his arms to barely look bigger than hers
meanwhile some faggot zoomers who never really worked a sweat in their life are 6'4 and built
nature is so unfair bros

>> No.56500004

>>56497633
why didn't you buy shares in Amazon? No reason to hate Jeff.

>> No.56500052

I just got a promotion to manager at work and it’s kind of a nightmare I’m thinking about quitting and selling some of my stocks to take a step back for a minute. At the end of the day I don’t give a single fuck about the industry I’m in or the people I work for or the customers and I think it has taken a negative toll on my emotional, psychological and physical health. Give me one good reason I shouldn’t fuck off for a minute and then worst case apply for a bank job in like 2 months or something and best case watch LINK moon so I can sell a little of my stack and have relative financial freedom. For a long time I’ve thought this was just a stupid thing to do and that I should work but I’m about to turn 31 and I just need a fucking break.

>> No.56500075

>>56497838
Disgusting wageslave

>> No.56500082

>>56500052
When I turned 30 I quit my job because I hated it, didn't work for anyone for 11 years after that, just was forced back to work because I ran out of money. Still hate it all. Ever heard the saying that goes something like "Even 1000 years would be too soon"?, it's like that, there's no break long enough you can take to no hate waging.

>> No.56500099

>>56500082
How much money did you have when you quit?

>> No.56500101

>>56497649
Her face is completely bogged. Looks like a tranny.

>> No.56500113

>>56497979
He probably takes whatever the deepstate reptilian illuminati overlords tell him to take.

>> No.56500145

>>56497633
kill me.

>> No.56500358

>>56497649
idk anon the proof in the pudding. dont look at her face, look at his. niggas drippin allday everyday.

>> No.56501147

>>56500000

>> No.56501259

>>56499300
This dude nailed it. Exactly

>> No.56501802

>>56497649
Imagine marrying a spic. Holy fk.

>> No.56501806

>>56497963
Based non participant

>> No.56501924

>>56500099
Like around $70k - $80k, during those 11 years I didn't just completely NEET it up though, did freelance work.

>> No.56501954

>>56499225
isn't she single again. would definitely smash. i'm fit and have stamina. i can fuck as long as those dudes on chaturbate. would be a perfect match to have a mommy like that in her sexual prime

>> No.56501955

>>56499300

Correct answer. Also dubs checked.

>> No.56502150

>>56498196
>>56499225
Maybe Jeff just wanted true love with a bitch he loves / one that makes him feel good.

>> No.56502447
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>>56497633
I'm not a wagie kek, cope faggot, I'm self-employed and I basically spend my money on beers and KAVA

>> No.56502495

>>56502447
nobody will believe that cope faggot, (You) cope

>> No.56502500

>>56499300
Holy fucking dubs, you're right I see

>> No.56502502

>>56502447
Idk why is Mumu burying Bobo if we're still on a bear market until we break 40k

>> No.56502509
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>>56502447
That's how you cope with yourself being a pathetic miserable jeet?