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DragonForce Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56481408

>> No.56483990

What happened to SOFI, thought student loans meant guaranteed $10+?

>> No.56483996

>>56483990
nobody actually pays those.

>> No.56483999

what is that FPS video game where there was a gif/webm called "making the world a better place" where the guy went around spying on other characters with a smart phone and took out furries, liberals, etc.

it's some type of fps game

>> No.56484001

kys yourself op.

>> No.56484003

>>56483981
>gamestop
Yeah, I’ll be in the next thread. Fuck you faggots.
Herbed

>> No.56484010
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56484010

Eat potato chips

>> No.56484011

>>56483981
Unironically kys

>> No.56484013

Is anyone actually buying anything?

>> No.56484015

>>56483990
Total banker death.
I hate how all these banks call themselves tech companies. Maybe it will bite them in the ass since tech is crashing now.

>> No.56484018

>>56484001
ys stand for yourself
ESL

>> No.56484020

>>56483999
watch dogs

>> No.56484021
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56484021

Getting rebound sentiment from twitter accounts I follow and also fucking Cramer says we may reverse dumping.

Could it truly be so?

>> No.56484022

>>56484010
I do, but not those ones.
UTZ or bust

>> No.56484027

>>56484013
I'm buying TM and STM.
>>56484018
>Thinking something that obvious is a mistake
ESL yourself.

>> No.56484031

>>56484020
I've been trying to find the gif/webm, but i couldn't remember the video game name. thanks fren.

>> No.56484033
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56484033

I'm not covering my shorts

>> No.56484036

>>56484021
>and also fucking Cramer says we may reverse dumping.
Red day confirmed.

>> No.56484039

>>56484027
Why? Don't you think the semi-conduct. market is overbought due to the AI mania?

>> No.56484041

>>56484020
I found it lol.

>> No.56484043

>>56484039
STM is under priced. They're not involved in AI, they make really boring stuff.

>> No.56484045

>>56483999
Spiderman 2.

>> No.56484046

>>56483975
I thinks it was "sleeping dogs"
GTA-like

>> No.56484049

>>56484013
Dollar looks like it could retest the highs

>> No.56484051

>>56484033
Thats a dude

>> No.56484053
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56484053

cmon guys lets rallye today
give us a +2% day
above spy 420 and the market faker is cheddar

>> No.56484054

>>56484022
UTZ uses basedbean oil and ant larvae extract. No thanks I will not eet ze bugs

>> No.56484056
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56484056

Its 7am and im having a great day

>> No.56484057

>>56484043
Interesting. What do you posit as a "fair price" for that ticker?

>> No.56484070

>>56484057
Somewhere around $60.

>> No.56484072
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>>56484013
i haven't made any serious purchases in 14 months

>> No.56484086

>>56484056
neet?

>> No.56484090

>>56484054
Wrong. Try again.

>> No.56484092
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56484092

>>56484043
>>56484027
STM rugging soon buy buy buy

>> No.56484096

>>56484086
5:30 gym

>> No.56484100
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56484100

We will bounce up to 4300-4350 IMO before continuing lower.
That would be in line with the decline in 2022

>> No.56484115

>>56484096
You will be dead to the world by 11:00 am.

>> No.56484116

>>56484090
Sorry retard. It’s been said and now you have to disprove it with reputable sources. Take your bug chips and get the fuck off my board

>> No.56484117

>>56484092
What's your counter-thesis regarding STM?

>> No.56484128

>>56484070
Thank you for your input!

>> No.56484130
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56484130

Someone posted picrel yesterday and said it was evidence that S&P/everything will "drop hard" in 2024. What aspect of this chart insinuates that?

>> No.56484132

Spending up, income down, yup this is murica

>> No.56484136
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>> No.56484144

>>56484090
Also the founder of UTZ was an elite pedo. Or do you think the packaging was a coincidence?

>> No.56484162

>>56484056
Its 5:38 and I'm having a shitty fucking day.

>> No.56484164
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56484164

PepsiCo is an excellent company with a robust product line. I buy it twice a month and I will never sell it

>> No.56484167

>>56484144
what's wrong with the packaging?

>> No.56484173

>>56484130
Classic double top regression.
Don't even need a chart to know that shit is fucked. Japan is selling bonds to stay above water, and their currency is still fucking sinking. US interest rates have killed the real estate market. Commercial real estate is dead. People can't afford food, and fuel is spiking. Open your fucking eyes you daft nigger faggot.

>> No.56484174
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56484174

>>56484116
UTZ is primarily cottonseed, with the exception of the kettle chips cooked in peanut oil. Soi is not even part of their mix, unlike lays. However, the primary oil used in cooking lays is rapeseed.
The key differentiator between utz and lays though, is the greasiness of the final packaged good. I'm not surprised that a fat greasy fuck like you would prefer frito-lays, but men of culture stick to UTZ.

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>>56484092
Looks exactly like CSCO

>> No.56484186
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56484186

>>56484167
It’s a pedo elite dog whistle. I’m surprised you didn’t know that. It’s why only pedos buy UTZ
>>56484174
Nope it’s mostly basedbean oil now with a new ant larvae lard for flavoring

>> No.56484194
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56484194

>>56484130
looks like a bullish pennant but what do I know

>> No.56484195

>>56484136
>VIX still at 20
look at what they need just to mimic a fraction of our power

>> No.56484197

>>56484186
>Nope it’s mostly basedbean oil now with a new ant larvae lard for flavoring
Still delusional, still wrong. I have a fresh bag right next to me. Turns out it's still cottonseed.

>> No.56484199

>>56484130
RSI predicted all this

>> No.56484200
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56484200

>>56484130
You need to zoom out fgt

>> No.56484201

>>56484174
> fat greasy fuck like you would prefer frito-lays
Also if I’m a potato chip company I’d rather have the fat greasy fucks as a customer base than soilent retards who watch what they eat. Goyslop is king for a reason

>> No.56484207

>>56484092
>>56484027
ST had a run because of EV. They're inverter supplier for Tesla and other manufacturer. Now if the EV world is slowing down, they gonna get rekt. A lot of their growth was mainly projected in this area.
>t.supplier of ST

>> No.56484213

the market is going to crash because... because it just will ok?

>> No.56484220

CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

>> No.56484225

>>56484213
Haha, this personality type, like uh… sounds like a 12 year old child haha? Ok? Like idk it’s just retarded. No no I’m not mad at you it’s just ya know…. Stop doing it. Hahaha. Faggot.

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>>56484010
>piss and vinegar flavored

>> No.56484233

>>56484201
I'm not invested in UTZ, lmao. Just offering consumer perspective.

I seriously hope none of you retards are making your consumption decisions based on your personal investments.
Apple is one of the most profitable companies in the world, I've happily been invested at times, yet I'd never be caught dead touching that iToddler shit myself.

>> No.56484240

>>56484186
big yikes. why are there so many pedos in US ?

>> No.56484241

>>56484162
Elaborate? We can't help you cbt without deets

>> No.56484243

>>56484233
wow you’re so based anon. Wont touch apple products? Stunning and brave. Probably high testosterone trad god

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56484245

Friendly reminder all anons here deriding consuming are just coping poors

>> No.56484253
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56484253

Inflation is totally out of control. I picked up two McGoyslop coffees, a big breakfast and a sausage egg & cheese biscuit this morning and it was $21 with tax. This is unsustainable bros.

>> No.56484258

>>56484245
lol would you rather have a 90,000 dollar suburban or your 90,000 earning a 9% return, consuming is for gays and women

>> No.56484259

So here’s a portfolio, utz, vita coco, Birkenstock

>> No.56484264
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>>56484241
Cant sleep, been waking up at 3am all week, usually manage to get back to sleep but today I couldn't so just said fuck it and went and got my doughnut & monster.

>> No.56484269

>>56484243
Cope retard.
You've self-admitted to slurping goyslup. You've been caught. The king of goyslop, munching on his mountain of lays.

>> No.56484272

>>56484115
Perfect, with any luck I dont work past noon anyway

>> No.56484274

>>56484253
Yea the fact that people now pay over $20 for cooked eggs and sausage now for breakfast…
To be fair you could just cook it at home for like $5

>> No.56484275

>>56484264
>went and got my doughnut & monster
pouring sand in a bad engine

>> No.56484276

>>56484245
Friendly reminder coomers are not tolerated on /smg/

>> No.56484279
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56484279

I just want my SNDL to go up
please

>> No.56484281

>>56484253
>>56484274
enjoy paying for your ass cancer, goys. sustain the evil, become the evil.

>> No.56484286

>>56484243
Imagine being an adult and using Apple products. The operating systems are legitimately designed [locked down] so the biggest retards on Earth can use them. The power button on the latest iPad isn't even a fucking power button anymore.

>> No.56484285

>>56484243
The UI is simply terrible and unintuitive

>> No.56484287

>>56484269
>y…you eat lays potato chips
>I…I make my bed in the morning and eat UTZ pedi chips. /pol/ told me I’m based!

>> No.56484289

>>56484281
Wait eggs give you ass cancer? I know goyslop does.

>> No.56484293

Predictions for meta today,?

>> No.56484297

>>56484289
you will never know bc evil does its best to tell you lies through authority.

>> No.56484301

>>56484275
Its amazing I function at all anon
>>56484293
apparently intel is holding up the market

>> No.56484302

>>56484289
eggs are bad for you goy. goyslop has been specially formulated for maximum goy nutrition.

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>>56484287
>he's still coping
>strawman arguments in his mind
lmao

>> No.56484309

>>56484301
>intel is holding up the market
That and the fact that absolutely nothing is as bad as bears have been saying it is for 90 days. The mainstream narrative is about to shift again and everyone who's been shorting will be fucked to death.

>> No.56484315

>>56484305
Now do ant larvae extract

>> No.56484316
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56484316

A little higher and the shirt and tie are coming off

>> No.56484323

>>56484297
An you are just insane, noted
>>56484302
Thank you rabbi!

>> No.56484327
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56484327

Looks like another inverted H&S on the DXY 3M

>> No.56484328

>>56484309
I've been bear on meta but it's dropped so retardedly hard on good earnings I might have to buy some calls on open

>> No.56484335

>>56484323
scared u are

>> No.56484337

>>56484302
>eggs are bad for you
gaston would like to have a word with you anon.

>> No.56484338

>>56484327
It looks like DXY's breaking down to me, below 106.5 could get some momentum

>> No.56484341

>>56484130
the lower high especially on slower timeframes are usually indicative of potential drops. Would be more useful if I could see volume too.

>> No.56484342

how do I into profit

>> No.56484347

>>56484338
They said this the last time I pointed this pattern out in July

>> No.56484350

Copper, new high for the week

>> No.56484352
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56484352

>>56484337

>> No.56484362

>>56484352
Greatest disney hero

>> No.56484366

LMAO THE CORRUPT STATES OF AMERICA HAVE TO PUMP OUT A FAKE HEADLINE TO STOP THE CRASH TODAY
CEASEFIRE TALK HEALDLINE IS FAKE NEWS

>> No.56484373

>>56484315
You can make you own conspiracy theories about whatever insects you want. I'm more interested in the facts.

Honestly the ideal chip would use lard as I use in my own home cooking, and as has been used successfully for centuries. But the point of comparison is that canola oil is high in unsaturated fats.
The Canadian oil industry along with American consumer brands spent decades spinning a narrative that this shit is good for you. Turns out it's not.
Same thing with margarine vs butter, and with crisco.
It's good to stay informed.

>> No.56484381

>>56484373
Again you’re just going to ignore UTZ history as a pedo company? Disgusting

>> No.56484382
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56484382

>US bombs the middle east again
>stock futures up

I wish I was one of those high ranking US military guys who get all the info first, their long positions must be printing like crazy

>> No.56484391

>>56484381
Holy shit you're so desperate.

>> No.56484392

>>56484337
how long until a remake where Gaston drinks 5 quarts of seed oils a day? would that be bearish or bullish for DIS.

>> No.56484394

>>56484373
>Honestly the ideal chip would use lard
That's disgusting.

>> No.56484399
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>>56484342
Buy breakfast sausage 1lb for 4.49 and organic eggs for 4.49 and have breakfast for the week for just over $1 a day.
This is financial advice

>> No.56484406

>>56484382
Anyone who willingly goes into the military these days is a fucking retard. Also I'm sure they have black out periods to prevent intelligence leaks.

>> No.56484411

>>56484392
>seed oils
disgusting, gaston only consumes the purest of butter churned from unpasteurized milk by fair maidens

>> No.56484412

>>56484264
That sucks man, insomnia's a bitch. Hopefully you can figure out the cause and mitigate it. Usually for me it's either lack of exercise or poor sleep hygiene. Sometimes listening to radio (that's set to turn off automatically after a half hour) and letting myself relax helps. Godspeed. Also *stomps on your balls*

>> No.56484424

Sooo we buy the rip, right?

>> No.56484425

>>56484394
You’re an idiot. Fries cooked duck fat are best fries I’ve ever had

>> No.56484427

Last night I think i moved AMZN 3-4% afterhours shitposting on fintwit. that's like $50B

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>> No.56484435
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56484435

start buying already ffs

>> No.56484438

>>56484174
>they don’t use a crop that’s been around for a long time but is unhealthy, they use a seed that was only used in industry until an American chemist tried to turn it into food through a 5,000 step process

>> No.56484439

>>56484394
You've never cooked bacon before?

>> No.56484440

>>56484424
yeah but wait for a test of the lows

>> No.56484444

Look at meta chart yesterday. What a fight from 8am to 4pm. Is this new bottom/support level? It also seems to be slowly creeping up today pre-market. I might have to buy some calls.

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>>56484433
ch...checked

>> No.56484449

>>56484406
well it's the civil servants who have all the insider news

>> No.56484451

>>56484412
>*stomps on your balls*
https://youtu.be/xkzkmyOln6I?t=46

>> No.56484455
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56484455

are we in trouble?

>> No.56484458

>>56484444
>four fours digits
>symbolizing certain death
don't do it anon

>> No.56484459

Uh how fucked are my AMZN puts gonna be in 13 minutes

>> No.56484460

>>56484444
Quads of truth, we are ripping today because there is no war in the Middle East. It’s an ethnic cleansing.
>RECORD EARNINGS
>RECORD PROFITS
If TQQQ doesn’t go up 10% I’m gonna lose controll

>> No.56484466

>>56484455
bottom is in

>> No.56484467

>TLT
ru-roh

>> No.56484468

>>56484455
We're fucked

>> No.56484469

>>56484438
You talking about the canola crop?

>> No.56484470

>>56484459
Are you the anon yesterday who dropped 15grand on AMZN puts?

>> No.56484471

>>56484245
Women are the primary consumers, retard

>> No.56484475

>>56484471
This! The older I get the more mysogonistic I become

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>futes

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>>56484460
YEA FUCK EM
the question is to close a bit under 4200 because of the market faker or to let it ride for a prolonged rallye?

>> No.56484488
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>TLT

>> No.56484494

>>56484460
>>56484458
WTF DO I DOOOOOO

>> No.56484497

>>56484459
what strike and what expiry

>> No.56484498

>>56484471
>>56484475
women are the primary problem of the world unironically

>> No.56484504
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>>56484494
Ride with me to Valhalla.

>> No.56484508

>>56484504
big yikes

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56484510

I shouldn't share this insider info, but I like you goys.
How do you turn vegetable soup into gold?


Add 24 carrots.

>> No.56484517

>>56484510
What are some carrot stocks?

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>>56484510
I smirked

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>>56484510

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56484525

>>56484510
...

>> No.56484529

OHPEN DA MAHKETS YA KIKE BASTIDS

>> No.56484533

>>56484529
I'm looking forward to getting absolutely fucked by all the options I bought yesterday.

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56484543

looks like the market faker is faking the market so hard today that we just go sideways...

>> No.56484549

>>56484543
nah the dump yesterday was preparing for opex, now we trend

>> No.56484551

Holy shit lab reports on UTZ chips came back as 32% plastic

>> No.56484556

DING DING DING SING CHING DING DING CHING

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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.56484563

>>56484559
good job

>> No.56484565

>>56484559
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>> No.56484566

>>56484551
you vil eat ze macro plastics

>> No.56484570

>>56484559
Nice.

>> No.56484575
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56484575

0DTE puts on AMZN?

>> No.56484579
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>>56484566
AHHHH!!!

>> No.56484580

>>56484549
trending in wich direction?

>> No.56484587
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56484587

Spy looks nervous bros...

>> No.56484588

>>56484399
>There are anons here who cannot afford to spend $30 a month to have sausage and eggs everyday

>> No.56484590

>>56484575
I have 5 OTM puts expiring in early November. They're already slipping.

>> No.56484592

>>56484580
down

>> No.56484601
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>>56484590
yes put the charts suggest it'll continue going down. previous ERs indicate the same thing.

>> No.56484602

Lol AMZN AH was bullshit as usual.

>> No.56484604
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56484604

>>56484580
up and down

>> No.56484607

I bought meta puts

>> No.56484615
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56484615

what does tradingview mean by this?

>> No.56484625

I don't care what bobos and fintech doomposters are saying, Paypal is great value at these prices and I'm going to build a long position starting right the fuck now. You can't stop me.

>> No.56484629

>>56484615
>Become a real estate investor today! Please! We are on our hands and knees! We WILL suck your dick!

>> No.56484633
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>>56484563
>>56484565
>>56484570

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>>56484559
Based

RIP anon's AMZN puts btw

>> No.56484639
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56484639

>SOFT LANDING

>> No.56484640

Listen guys. We're gonna dump today up until my puts print. Then you guys can buy the dip. Sound good?

>> No.56484642

My investments are with great companies.
They will come back.

>> No.56484643

>>56484587
just the market faker trying to liquidate spy 420 calls
dont fall for his scams

>> No.56484646
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56484646

JUST BUY THE FUCKING BONDS ALREADY!

>> No.56484654

>>56484646
But I don't support Israel or Ukraine?

>> No.56484653
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56484653

>>56484646
100BILLION $ to Israel tomorrow

>> No.56484657

so the morning pump is shit and we have to sell the dip? I'm confused

>> No.56484658

>>56484625
When they tried to fine people directly from their paypal account for wrongthink, I bowed out.

>> No.56484660

>>56484625
>a money transfer company that has given itself an arbitrary right to literally steal it's customers' money and is on a fundamental level an untrustworthy place to hold money in is great value
Some kind of a regulatory organ should've giga nigga slammed Paypal like the Undertaker slammed Mankind off the cage roof but they didn't, so now it's up to the customers to protect their own currency.

>> No.56484665

>>56484653
we will pump Monday. they have been tanking congress trades until it's passed. after it's passed it will be allowed to go up.

>> No.56484667

>>56484658
Yeah what the fuck was that? I really wonder how that ever got greenlit.

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>>56484646

>> No.56484669
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This was supposed to happen yesterday!

>> No.56484671

>>56484013
I've been buying gamestop but I've been dca'ing into it

>> No.56484672
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56484672

KNOCK KNOCK MUMU

>> No.56484673
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56484673

Good morning. I thought this was the GME baggie thread. Talk about trick or treat.

>> No.56484675

>>56484625
paypal ui looks like it was designed by a retarded pajeet.
and for that reason I am out.

>> No.56484678

>>56484669
lol your first attempt at options was a success and then you lost it all just like we said you would.

>> No.56484679

>>56484658
Always seemed weird to me that people would leave money sitting in an account that has less protections than a bank account.
Even leaving money in a bank account seems pretty dumb.

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>> No.56484682
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56484682

INTC and AMZN up after positive earnings and holding. Dump is over. Time to get greedy.

>> No.56484691

>>56484678
I still have a week for this to flip! Trust the strat.
>RECORD EARNINGS
>RECORD PROFITS

>> No.56484696

>>56484682
AMZN is starting to crab pretty hard.

>> No.56484701
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56484701

closed the gap now we can go to 4190 and then down to 4150 and crab there

>> No.56484702
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up a little down a lot
>up a little down a lot
up a little down a lot
>up a little down a lot
up a little down a lot
>up a little down a lot
up a little down a lot
>up a little down a lot

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>it wasn't the bottom

>> No.56484710

https://youtu.be/NRtvqT_wMeY

>> No.56484715
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56484715

IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING TIMBERRR

>> No.56484722

>>56484451
I laughed but didn't get it.

>> No.56484727
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56484727

>nonstop selling
I was certainly expecting a little more back and forth than this.

>> No.56484729

>it's not the bottom

I can continue to slurp....

>> No.56484737

I have a feeling meta will test 300 and get punished hard for it

>> No.56484742

>>56484727
>>56484715
literally nothing changed yet, wtf is wrong with you?

>> No.56484745
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>my investments are with good companies

>> No.56484747
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>The S&P 500 is in a historic bubble and could crash by 63%, markets guru John Hussman warns

>> No.56484749

>>56484742
based delayed quote enjoyer

>> No.56484750
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56484750

I'm crabbing on an upward slope.

>> No.56484758

>>56484679
It's just people being too lazy to shift their funds elsewhere.

>> No.56484761

>>56484742
I thought amzn and intc neon green, yields down, dollar down should be enough for more than +0.1% on the day

>> No.56484764

biggest esoteric teaching:
stock market=penis
bond market=vagina

>> No.56484770

>>56484253

use the app retard

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>>56484764
I'm gonna think about this over the weekend.

>> No.56484777

crypto market=anus

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56484778

Just got my unemployment check deposited
LET'S FUCKING GO

>> No.56484780

BEAR BROS WTF

>> No.56484784

good morning,
XOM and CVX have shit their pants and are rolling around in it.
see you on november seventh, love,
OXY

>> No.56484786

>>56484777
Trips of truth

>> No.56484788

>>56484761
We just had massive dump anon. Can't expect instapump after that.

>> No.56484790

Big red candle on meta? Where can I see when/if people are selling off their calls?

>> No.56484791
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56484791

AMZN $130 lets goooo!

>> No.56484794

>>56484780
long QQQ short IWM / SPY

>> No.56484801

I thought I bought the rip, but there's no rip fml

>> No.56484802

>>56484791
Awe you switched sides.

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>> No.56484808
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>>56484679
I'm fucking sick of banks annoying the shit out of me whenever I want to buy something on the internet, even on fucking Amazon out of all places.
>enter card number blablabla (okay that's fair)
>click pay
>have to deal with this 3D Secure shit that sometimes doesn't even werk
>send text message to my smartphone with code
>have to enter code
>on one of my banks, their dedicated 3D secure page (it's theirs, not a scam) even asks me to re-enter my fucking password

Yeah fuck that. PayPal has a brilliant future, because it's only going to get worse. I stick with them. One click payment hassle free.

>> No.56484815

>>56484802
macd has turned negative, and the only thing the candles have done is go flat. from previous experience that tells me its going higher. i don't think i've ever seen the macd positive yet the stock price going down

>> No.56484820

>>56484808
Wait a minute, that pool... Anyway, FUCK Paypal. Some randos once sent me money for no reason and I had to eat a transaction fee on it while giving me a refund. I hope those cocuskcers go out of business.

>> No.56484822

>bank of americs being buck broken
Holy shit lmao it never ends.

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*bobs and weaves back to green*

>> No.56484825

>>56484761
just the usual rigging to shake out call holders
biggest open interest for options is at 4100 and 4200 so we wont go anywhere else than between

>> No.56484826

>>56484780
>tech earnings causing a new multi-decade bullrun
I'm so fucking tired

>> No.56484827

WTHWT?!

>> No.56484831

>>56484808
>Paypal
>Hassle free
Lol.

>> No.56484832
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>>56484791
AMZN 110 FIRE AWAY

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>>56484802
>>56484815
although... the rsi still seems to be hanging around the oversold line. we'll see what happens. for now, i'm eating breakfast

>> No.56484839

>>56484808
Even if you make it the bakers will ask you the source of funds and the purpose of it when you want to spend it, in the name of ''fighting terroooooorism''

>> No.56484840

>>56484808
worst fucking thing Obama did was sell the fucking internet.

>> No.56484844
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buy puts, receive God candle. very cool

>> No.56484847

>>56484747
love that sperg

>> No.56484848

>>56484808
Are you retarded? 2FA is a thing for a reason. Only bad thing is they are sending you the code through sms and not through authenticator app.

>> No.56484854

>>56484848
>Sending a code at all and not just using TOTP
Total banker death.

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>>56484815
macDeez nutz

>> No.56484871

>>56484823
Lol

>> No.56484880

Cattle spread bros... we're back!

>> No.56484886

>>56484808
I use paypal sometimes, but it transacts through my credit card. I would never leave a meaningful amount of my money in paypal.

>> No.56484891

I refuse to believe that any of you who "use paypal" are under 45.

>> No.56484894

>>56484844
that todays price action isnt obvious to you is beyond me
it was literally scripted before the market even opened

>> No.56484895

>>56484675
>>56484660
Who gives a shit about ideological bullshit? Facebook also bans people for wrongthink and I have never used a facebook owned platform, yet if I could go back in time to 2022 and buy Meta for $80 I would. Paypal has incredible fundamentals and is massively oversold.

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>>56484823
That's amore.

>> No.56484902

I'm so glad I didn't buy APLM premarket.
looking at ICU and IBRX

>> No.56484905

>>56484895
>Getting banned from a forum is the same as getting banned from a payment processor.
Are you retarded?

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>>56484899
>>56484871
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56484916

>>56484895
I did have that opportunity and I did ignore it knowing full well it would go up because zuckerberg is a scumbag and I hope to spit on his grave on day.

>> No.56484927

>>56484341
>>56484173
Thanks!

>> No.56484929

>>56483981
Anyone getting back into BTC mining stocks?

>> No.56484938

>>56484895
facebook below $100 was trading around 10x earnings. Seemed pretty obvious, though I sold out at $200.
Paypal is not there yet, and is a shittier business.

>> No.56484943
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56484943

Go to 0

>> No.56484945

The best financial stock is Visa and that’s a fact.

>> No.56484948

>>56484895
what does paypal do that my Amex platinum doesnt? Besides charge you for wrongthink

>> No.56484950

>>56484894
okay retard

>> No.56484953

>>56484905
Unlike you, I actually looked into it and although Paypal did make a stupid virtue signal statement that they were going to ban people for political bullshit, they never actually enforced it. Not one ban has been made by Paypal for this reason.
Look man, I don't give a fuck what ideological gripes you have with Paypal, I am going to buy it strictly because I am convinced I can sell it in a year or 2 for more money than what the shareprice is at now. That's it.

>> No.56484958

Reminder:
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/w/wealtheffect.asp
>The wealth effect is a behavioral economic theory suggesting that people spend more as the value of their assets rise.
Reminder, that we had an insane rally, at the same time as inflation was rising --- AKA, wealth effect triggers more spending PLUS inflation = spend now rather than save and pay more later
Now this, wealth effect is the dagger
Market is down 10% CORRECTION this quarter, going into the holiday season
What do you think happens now, when savings are exhausted, credit cards are tapped out, AND the stock market (AND bond market) has fallen 10%????
Now the wealth effect works in reverse. This holiday season is going to be a blood bath.
Retailers have not learned from surplus demand times, double triple ordering, inventories are going to be huge and the demand won't be there. They will have to mark down prices eating huge losses as well as overall less revenue

>> No.56484971

>>56483981
OP is a glownigger

>> No.56484974

>>56484953
buy something you don't actively hate, lmao. There's a million businesses selling shares, you don't have to go with one you don't personally like.

>> No.56484975

>>56484948
it's the number 1 fintech business in the world with the by far biggest user base, it owns Venmo and Braintree and it is trading at below 2017 prices despite having year to year profit growth. Retards are buying shit like SOFI purely for growth potential, yet Paypal massively outperforms any competitor and it trades at lower P/E ratios.

>> No.56484982

>>56484943
F

>> No.56484985

>>56484953
Payment infrastructure is a bitch. No one on either side wants to build on a company that will dump them for some non-buisness reason and the reality is Paypal has been an absolute bitch to everyone for decades. I used to use them a lot and still have an account (although I haven't logged in for 8 years or so.) They're dying and have serious competition these days. Yeah they're "underpriced" because everyone knows where it's going.
Maybe you can pull a Buffet and get one last pump out of them but I'm not touching it.

>> No.56484987

>>56484958
as long as the american peasants have wages, they will spend it on chinese crap and thus make the GDP go up

>> No.56484995

I have a findom I met on whisper a few years back. He’s not loaded but he wields for the power company and makes pretty decent money. I don’t have to do anything gay and he will just pay some of my bills and buy me gun parts or paddle boards and stuff. He never would send money to my brokerage because he doesn’t want me to become financially independent (I already am) but he’s finally come around. First deposit of $300 when he gets paid on Tuesday. What should I buy? Thinking about starting a long position because he’s promised $300 every 2 weeks

>> No.56485000

>>56484953
>Not one ban has been made by Paypal for this reason.
Paypal bans people all the time, and steals their money. They rolled back their mass "misinformation" ban or w/e, but they still have a ToS that no one reads, is open to interpretation, and allows them to ban and steal from whoever they want.

>> No.56485002

>>56484953
>invests in fintech
>in 2023

>> No.56485005

>>56484995
>I don’t have to do anything gay and he will just pay some of my bills and buy me gun parts or paddle boards and stuff.
the second half of this sentence is the gayest thing i've ever read, you girl. Buy or make your own crap like a man.

>> No.56485004

>>56484958
>credit cards are tapped out
just apply for a new credit card lmao I ain't paying this shit back

>> No.56485014

>>56485005
No I like the free stuff. Money saved in money earned

>> No.56485017

>>56484958
You sound like a permabobo. Think about what happens after this temporary decline in spending. What is the solution to get people spending again. How will this affect stock prices?

>> No.56485020

>>56485014
and your dignity is worth nothing, apparently. Only you can guard your integrity and heterosexuality, the federal government prints more money every single day.

>> No.56485021

>>56484958
Shut the fuck up you faggot ass doomer. You idiots were saying the same shit last year about how the consumer would be TAPPED OUT and no one would buy anything. How'd that work out dumbfuck?

>> No.56485027

>>56484985
I'll be sure to gloat on /smg/ next year. I am convinced you guys are wrong. /smg/ is seriously biased when it comes to companies that are generally disliked. Nobody here was buying Netflix and Meta either. You all say now that you did, but I remember everyone telling me I was an idiot for even considering buying those companies back in 2022 when they dropped and I could still kick myself for listening to that stupid advice.

>> No.56485032
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>>56485020
Dignity is worth nothing you fucking retard. Money is all that matters

>> No.56485034

markets are open

>> No.56485039

>>56485032
Okay jew. See how your money saves you from a hammer to the head for being a fag.

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>> No.56485043

>>56485027
Even so, why would you buy a bleeder? Look at Paypal weekly then tell us why now is a good time to buy

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>>56485034
they've been open for a while, anon. they just aren't doing what i want them to do

>> No.56485047

This is a fake pump. Very obviously.

>> No.56485048

>>56485039
My guns would save me from that

>> No.56485055

wtf is you trading today

>> No.56485060

>>56485048
No they wouldn't, you'd need your boyfriend to save you.

>> No.56485071

>>56485060
He’s in his early 60s he wouldn’t be much help. Also you’re projecting really hard

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>> No.56485081

>>56485071
Sure I am, fagboy.

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>>56485021
>>56485017
>>56485004
>>56484987
triggered mumus!!
LOL
the wealth effect is real - now the market is down 10%, excess savings tapped out, now negative
credit cards overextended due to summer travel
this holiday season is going to be
>pic related
dispute the wealth effect impact on the holiday season
>protip: you can't

>> No.56485092

>>56485055
I sold my intc call for 80% gain earlier. Now I'm waiting for an opportunity to appear again for my midwit brain.

>> No.56485098

>>56485043
I'm not saying I'm going all in at once, but now is as good a time to start DCAing as any. I'm not trying to time the perfect bottom here, but barring a massive black swan event that tanks the entire market, PYPL must be very close to its bottom.

>> No.56485106

>>56485087
you consumerism to die, you need to kill the wages. so far the opposing is happening

>> No.56485111

>>56485106
>>you consumerism
you want consumerism

>> No.56485124

>>56485098
Why not wait for up movement to establish and then join in
How the fuck is dcaing into bleeders a good strategy
You don't want to end up like GME or BBBY baggies now do you?

>> No.56485130

>>56485098
Honestly you'll be fine. If paypal never did enforce the retarded ban against its customers for political beliefs, but just announced the thing, then that's a massive step up from most of the silicon valley """"people"""" who ban users all the time for wrongthink.

>> No.56485131

>>56485079
you know, that really makes a lot of sense

>> No.56485143

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.56485146

New
>>56485140
>>56485140
>>56485140

>> No.56485155

>>56485027
>I remember everyone telling me I was an idiot for even considering buying those companies back in 2022
Yes, you're a lucky idiot but still an idiot.

>> No.56485158

I was expecting more pump. Is it because it's still early? Maybe I'll use the magic 8 ball today.

>> No.56485162

>>56485124
The difference between him and the baggies is that he's actually doing fundamental analysis.

>> No.56485165

>>56485087
The market will crash in two weeks

>> No.56485205

>>56485162
all your numbers are fake and gay. can you even verify them?

>> No.56485346

>>56484974
it's funny to see you guys spell out why you lose money, yet you keep doing it

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>>56484995
>i don't have to do anything gay
>just a dude being dom'd by another dude

>> No.56485386

>>56485079
>poor biden voters getting what they asked for
lol, lmao

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>>56483981
>gameSTOP
literally in the name, the elites really pepper everything with low hanging clues and we deserve what we get