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/smg/ - Stock Market General Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:04:01 2023 No.56478886 [Reply] [Original]

You all know what's happens next right, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
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https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:05:20 2023 No.56478905
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All I need to hear to know that bears are completely fucking wrong is them saying that they unironically, genuinely do not believe that there's any kind of manipulation or speculation or price gouging etc. going on. They legitimately believe that all price action is organic lmfao. These idiots have to be getting ripped of daily, right?? These are the people going to Whole Foods and spending $250 on prepackaged shit, or buying a "certified used!" car from a dealership for a 70% markup and claiming that the market is about to collapse, right? God it's amazing just how fucking dumb so many people can be, even when the information is right out in the open

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:05:25 2023 No.56478907
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>AMZN

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:05:29 2023 No.56478908 File: 117 KB, 342x334, fuck_no.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Is there anyone here who is still long any 3x leveraged ETF? If so, even yet, there is time to repent and mend your ways. Market is open until 8pm

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:05:36 2023 No.56478910 File: 161 KB, 356x292, cali byd.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478886 >Governor of California flies to BYD factory in China; 'they're the best in the world' Amerisharts WILL drive the BYD https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMpdpO8L7cQ

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:05:39 2023 No.56478911 File: 1.01 MB, 1200x594, Funny how copy.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >"Oversold how?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:05:52 2023 No.56478912 How the FUCK am I gonna take delivery of all this physical VIX?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:05:58 2023 No.56478914 File: 181 KB, 409x517, 1613941027976[1].png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >AMZN negative >AMZN negative

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:06:07 2023 No.56478916 File: 473 KB, 1125x750, AMZN.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] wtf and i just made this anime girl AMZN shill jpg FOR NOTHING

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:06:13 2023 No.56478917

If you like the company and have money then it going down should make you happy because it’s a buying opportunity. If you’re raging on here about good companies doing funny things on opex or earnings, I’m just guessing here, but you’re prbly leveraged to the gills and are getting heemed as you deserve.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:06:46 2023 No.56478921 Someone has to pay the VRP and today you decided to pay it. Sorry no one told you ahead of time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:07:14 2023 No.56478924 File: 96 KB, 996x996, 1695940882010901.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478914 Shut the fuck up you stupid ape faggot. AMZN will be at an ATH by EOY.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:07:44 2023 No.56478930 >>56478910 what a slimy piece of shit. And tens of millions will vote for him cuz "muh tribe"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:07:53 2023 No.56478932 File: 1.21 MB, 498x229, 67AD24CD-BBF0-4E95-94E3-45446B49388C.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I bought 0dte spy calls when Yellen started speaking and made $44. If I held for like 30 minutes it would’ve been $500…

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:08:18 2023 No.56478939 >>56478916 I wish they were cuties - all I see are terrorists and refugees that come to my door daily.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:08:18 2023 No.56478938 >>56478908 NRGU to the moon once ww3 kicks off, just 2 more days.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:08:35 2023 No.56478941 >>56478908 Anon, they make 3x leveraged bear ETFs as well.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:08:46 2023 No.56478944 >>56478905 The price gouging happened in 2020 along with manipulation from cheap credit. We're correcting for it now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:09:12 2023 No.56478949 File: 767 KB, 758x802, 1680711951527230.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478914 Please bobo, you can stop dumping it now.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:09:18 2023 No.56478950 File: 1.07 MB, 1008x677, 809876543212345678908765.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478939 >I wish they were cuties - all I see are terrorists and refugees that come to my door daily. keking

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:09:34 2023 No.56478952 >>56478924 I doubt it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:09:37 2023 No.56478955 MUMUS COPING SO HARD

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:09:54 2023 No.56478957 File: 19 KB, 567x405, bobo-face[1].jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478924 Take a big swig of copium mumu. You'll need a bigger glass of it than that come Christmas

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:10:27 2023 No.56478961 It is theremodynamically impossible we're not green tomorrow

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:10:30 2023 No.56478962

>>56478938
>NRGU
I was thinking of buying this one but I want to make sure I pronounce it exactly right when I call my broker(female) and ask for it. I wouldn't want to mispronounce the name NRGU and have her laugh at me and possibly not fill my order at a fair price. So how exactly does one pronoune NRGU?
>>56478941
>bear 3x ETF
Oh yeah load up on those too for sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:10:30 2023 No.56478963 >>56478957 I'm pretty sure we'll be up on Christmas.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:10:32 2023 No.56478964 File: 3.77 MB, 259x213, 164578976543454567.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478952 You'll doubt it when you see it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:10:38 2023 No.56478965 >>56478955 lol you can't be serious. Bears are desperately trying to twist objectively good earnings into something bad, it's not working.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:10:44 2023 No.56478967 File: 201 KB, 510x496, 1657664256474.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] at the end of the day i read my positions am i that retarded? i have some suspicions

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:11:04 2023 No.56478970 File: 829 KB, 680x678, Reject Modernity Embrace Tradition (Tent City).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478961 I don't know, I don't think in micro.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:11:39 2023 No.56478972 Few.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:12:26 2023 No.56478983
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>>56478714
>It's literally nothing. The earnings came out and beat hard. They're catching stops and then moving it back up 5% more.

now THIS is podracing.
you should write children's books anon because your imagination and ability to construct a narrative is top-tier

anyone have the laughing bobo taking a picture of the beheemed mumu? could you post that please

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:13:00 2023 No.56478991 >>56478910 >the paid shill globalist is a paid shill Reminder that this american psycho used tax monies to advertise baby murder in red states to try and 'get one over' on republicans

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:13:02 2023 No.56478992 File: 1.49 MB, 1079x625, 16434567897654345678876.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478957 Die.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:13:17 2023 No.56478994 >>56478965 PRICED IN FORWARD LOOKING THE MARKET IS RIGHT, YOU ARE WRONG

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:13:19 2023 No.56478996 >>56478983 What are you even saying here?? Are you disagreeing that they beat?

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:13:30 2023 No.56479000

>>56474815
>>56474815
Amazon earnings..
we've had such crazy consumer spending, "confirmed" by report after individual consumer report, as well as GDP today..
so..
Amazon reports big beat, great numbers, however they indicate that their AWS, the real cash cow and what investors are interested in, will report weakness and/or guide much lower
just like META, rally in the immediate afterhours, then sell off is my prediction

Huh, would you look at that..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:14:01 2023 No.56479005 >>56478970 Must be difficult finding your penis then

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:15:28 2023 No.56479012 >>56479000 Maybe this is a good sign I should be spinning down my second, larger, VPS. I really shouldn't be spending money I don't have right now and none of my side projects are ready for prime time yet.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:16:00 2023 No.56479016 >>56478991 Not only that but how the fuck would a career politician be able to judge the "best in the world" auto manufacturer on a single canned visit to one factory. What a fucking dipshit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:16:30 2023 No.56479019 >>56479005 lol I think you messed that one up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:17:02 2023 No.56479022 >>56479012 Just get a raspberry pi and host locally

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:17:17 2023 No.56479025 File: 554 KB, 1170x2532, IMG_9607.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 40% down left my doods

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:18:24 2023 No.56479031 >>56478962 Nur-goo

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:19:16 2023 No.56479040 File: 84 KB, 1074x861, 1691960388170066.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 9 count completing tomorrow hope you went long already fed pause either next week or december, we gonna rallye till eoy either way

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:19:45 2023 No.56479042 >>56479031 I'm not sure that's it my man

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:20:19 2023 No.56479047 File: 175 KB, 1825x948, Screenshot 2023-10-26 at 2.19.57 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478907 AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:20:53 2023 No.56479050 bros give it to me straight.. is it over?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:21:33 2023 No.56479057 >see a bunch of dumbfuck trapped bulls still here yep, we still have a long way to fall lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:21:37 2023 No.56479058 >>56479050 >bros give it to me straight.. is it over? yes

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:22:01 2023 No.56479061 >>56479047 LOL, people have realized amazon "earning" is fake and gay

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:22:23 2023 No.56479063 >>56479042 It's like the name of Baby Yoda from The Mandalorian. Grogu or whatever.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:22:30 2023 No.56479064 why is there so little AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA posting considering futures reversed eod pump almost entirely?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:22:49 2023 No.56479068 File: 1.42 MB, 1356x597, 345678654567890987.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479057 >yep, we still have a long way to fall lmao Shut the fuck up you stupid maggot. The only thing going down is your net worth.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:23:24 2023 No.56479070 >>56479064 Around here we only trade Bitcoin.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:23:27 2023 No.56479071 >>56479057 THAT'S WHAT WE CALL HOOKED

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:23:49 2023 No.56479073 >>56479064 it's over

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:23:57 2023 No.56479074 >>56478996 >They're catching stops and then moving it back up 5% more. that is some fucking fanfiction, that's what i'm saying. yeah they beat, but so did GOOGL and META

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:24:17 2023 No.56479080 Did Bezos say the n-word on the earnings call again?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:24:27 2023 No.56479082 >>56479063 Glub Shitto

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:24:47 2023 No.56479085 File: 222 KB, 1333x2000, 170515092605-xi-jinping-one-belt-one-road.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479064 I'm all in China

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:24:54 2023 No.56479088 People don't understand that AWS can't fail. It IS the cloud computing industry right now. If AWS is not performing well It is because the whole Cloud sector is not doing well, in a few more years Cloud will boom again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:25:48 2023 No.56479092 >>56479088 >in a few more years Cloud will boom again. Do a rain dance then

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:26:11 2023 No.56479095
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So I closed out my puts today and then my fucking retard ass opened up a 25k put spread instead of buying both an in the money put and an out the money put like I wanted to. Good news is it’s a spread so my loss is capped, bad news is given the environment there’s probably no way we crab into tomorrow lmao. Oh well, first world problems, had my second biggest win of the year today so I can’t be that tilted about it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:26:14 2023 No.56479097 >>56478965 even at current earnings AMZN is at a PE of 96 Fair value would be what? 500b market cap?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:26:46 2023 No.56479100 File: 52 KB, 611x377, 1698270521069164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479085 BASED! JD BABA PING AN BANK CNOOC CHINA SHENHUA. WE CAN'T LOSE SIMPLE FUCKING AS!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:27:15 2023 No.56479104 >>56479064 My spirit is broken and I no-longer have the energy to scream into the void. The world can drag my body along but I won't fight any more, like a foal falling limp once in the mouth of a lion.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:27:29 2023 No.56479105

>>56479064
>why is there so little AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA posting considering futures reversed eod pump almost entirely?
Because they finally listened for once >>56474408 >>56474613 >>56475675 >>56476732
Which is good because I can't imagine how I could possibly have been more clear without risking an avatar-fagging ban

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:28:05 2023 No.56479110 How much did the pump and dump that is rivian contribute to earnings?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:28:20 2023 No.56479111 >>56479105 we gonna go up tho

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:29:09 2023 No.56479118 File: 1.23 MB, 1126x1126, American Patriot Pepe.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479100 Russaboos thought the same thing. BEFORE THEY GOT SANCTIONED!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:29:12 2023 No.56479119 >>56479095 congrats. what's your strategy? You don't have to give the whole thing away, just some best of tips

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:29:28 2023 No.56479120 File: 1.18 MB, 209x180, 1696657849245498.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] the only TA i will believe is cum tribute lines on the s&p500 I'm waiting

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:30:53 2023 No.56479128 >>56479118 Don't think chinks are dumb enough to start a war. They can point at taiwan and say US is the root of all evil in china. Why give up on that to be worse off?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:31:34 2023 No.56479132 File: 188 KB, 1024x1024, 1698189605177478.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479050 I still don't know

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:31:43 2023 No.56479134 >>56479119 If you aren’t watching the TNX and the DXY and don’t know how that impacts equities you’re hopeless is my tip. And of course the VIX if you’re trading options like I do.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:32:00 2023 No.56479136 >>56479100 my baba calls say otherwise. shit hasnt moved from 80 dollars in like half a year

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:32:26 2023 No.56479139
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>>56479118
Ever heard of the HKEX you fucking American ape? Ever heard of an Asian broker you fucking imbecile. You can still buy Russian share oh you can't because you're a fucking American imbecile.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:32:29 2023 No.56479141 File: 109 KB, 1440x828, F9ZMIIvXUAAqSH1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >CEO tells the truth Holy smokes, everyone. Someone call the cops.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:32:55 2023 No.56479146 File: 16 KB, 304x177, Selection_287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479134 based. That's literally the top 4 things on my market awareness watchlist

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:33:16 2023 No.56479149 File: 238 KB, 1440x1724, 1696880776468194.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479141 Fuck yeah pump my bags with your retard desert squabbles.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:33:41 2023 No.56479151 >>56479136 They're literally buying back billions in shares company is undervalued af, but you're an impatient nigger aren't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:33:45 2023 No.56479152 one of my stocks got price targets raised by 2 bucks or so. good news. only one position dumped few % but it got slurped from way bigger drop. i just need some good times to roll in to get a puuuuump

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:34:43 2023 No.56479159
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>>56479139
>You can still buy Russian share oh you can't because you're a fucking American imbecile.
>investing in Ivan's scams when you already have access to the best and largest stock market in the world
shiggydiggy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:35:09 2023 No.56479165 File: 152 KB, 1336x525, snp500.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479120 another -1% tomorrow?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:35:36 2023 No.56479171 >>56479047 >tfw I closed my AMZN short at 131 a few weeks ago thinking it would bounce back up

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:36:52 2023 No.56479181 >AMZN beats on literally every metric >dumps Buy?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:37:30 2023 No.56479187 >>56478965 >entire market blood red >"it's not working" What did he mean by this? >>56478967 kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:38:24 2023 No.56479190 >>56479181 >>56479171 nice timing

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:38:31 2023 No.56479191 >>56479181 Go right ahead, you deserve to lose money lmao.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:38:50 2023 No.56479194
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>>56479159
Yeah I get it you can't do simple arithmetic. You narrow minded fuck I invest where it's cheapest I'm not buying your American bags when I can buy a Chink bank at 2 times earnings and half book value you fucking donkey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:39:25 2023 No.56479197 >>56479181 slurp the dip bro, i dare you

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:39:25 2023 No.56479196 >>56479165 it cant go lower than 4100 anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:39:31 2023 No.56479199 File: 21 KB, 405x117, Screenshot (290).png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] 2023 has been a heck of a year

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:40:31 2023 No.56479200 Gonna go long TSLA here probably

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:41:00 2023 No.56479203 >>56479165 thats not cum, sorry that means you are wrong

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:41:35 2023 No.56479208 File: 123 KB, 720x960, 1586281640254.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479200 this but F

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:42:24 2023 No.56479214 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:43:00 2023 No.56479220 Troons and plebbitors FOMO'ing their life savings into a collapsing stock market, thinking they're buying the "dip", is a beautiful thing to watch lol.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:44:01 2023 No.56479229 >>56479208 BARNEY BEEKEEPER?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:44:06 2023 No.56479232 File: 307 KB, 1865x1230, Selection_288.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479194 >>I can buy a Chink bank at 2 times earnings and half book value you fucking donkey. >Just invest in China bro HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahahah you funny chinaman

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:44:09 2023 No.56479233 File: 543 KB, 589x606, 34567899876521234567865.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479220 >Muh I'm a stupid nigger faggot bear loser. Shut the fuck up.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:44:12 2023 No.56479235 >>56479208 I ate this many nuggets the other day. 50 of them, with mambo sauce. Really tasty.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:44:44 2023 No.56479239 File: 23 KB, 227x222, 1679350122711381.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I think I'm falling in love with a stock photo model on my bank's homepage...

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:46:15 2023 No.56479250
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>>56479232
Buy high sell low you narrow minded ape. If you stop being a fucking donkey and look at the arithmetic in China maybe you'll put 2 and 2 together.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:46:34 2023 No.56479252 >>56478912 buddy..

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:46:58 2023 No.56479255 >>56479250 no I'm good

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:46:59 2023 No.56479256 Someone told me paypal would be over 100$ a share, but somehow the price just keeps dropping.

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>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:47:18 2023 No.56479258 >>56479233 Which one are you, troon or söyboy? lmfao

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:47:25 2023 No.56479259 File: 1.42 MB, 692x388, increased chaos.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478912 its too late

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:47:26 2023 No.56479260 >>56479256 earnings soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:47:42 2023 No.56479261 >>56478939 Found the Isreali

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:47:50 2023 No.56479262

Guys this sounds crazy, but when you find a cozy small company that’s been around a long time producing products that are pretty good, you can just buy it and not worry when the normalized earning yield is >10%. You don’t really have to try that hard or take huge risks. It’s pretty crazy honestly

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:47:51 2023 No.56479263 >>56479255 Yeah I doubt that you can add 2 and 2 together anyway. Excuse my swearing nothing personal.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:48:42 2023 No.56479267 File: 1.68 MB, 320x240, physical_VIX_deliverator.webm [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479259 >physical VIX he doesn't know bros

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:48:56 2023 No.56479269 >>56479088 Isn’t it because Azure is destroying everyone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:49:01 2023 No.56479271 >>56479258 I'll shove söy up your ass you troon bear.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:49:01 2023 No.56479270 File: 56 KB, 201x251, 1586990622986.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479220 >I'm a retard faggot that is too afraid of buying in red days so I spend my time posting about retard faggots that buy in red days lol

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:49:04 2023 No.56479272 >>56479262 >investing in companies you actually believe in rather than price flipping stockcoin ponzi schemes ngmi

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:49:13 2023 No.56479273 >>56479260 What about Disney. They also told me dis would be over 100$.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:49:16 2023 No.56479274 I’m trans

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:49:24 2023 No.56479275 File: 136 KB, 1293x852, sp500 triangle.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >SP500 not even turning on my own indicators, it looks like it's gonna drop hard in 2024.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:49:57 2023 No.56479282 >>56479097 The excuse is that they are basically straight expensing a ton of startup cost for new businesses within the company

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:50:00 2023 No.56479284 File: 104 KB, 1024x702, Apu car.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >Chevy Malibus are still in production I thought they got discontinued.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:50:10 2023 No.56479285 It's over. My portfolio will never go up again.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:50:20 2023 No.56479287 >>56479267 meant for >>56478912

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:50:40 2023 No.56479289 >>56479262 >just buy a company

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:50:49 2023 No.56479290 >>56479271 Please always use max payne pics so that I can more easily identify you. No need to look at IDs in that case.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:51:49 2023 No.56479294 >>56479290 Please go identify your black father you fucking monkey.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:51:59 2023 No.56479297 >>56479273 Don't worry they have another 2 hour troonfest coming out soon I'm sure everybody's gonna love and will save the company

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:52:47 2023 No.56479307 >>56479262 Based. Do you have any examples?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:53:09 2023 No.56479310 >>56479270 >>56479271 Diamond hands my fellow apes!!! Buy le dip!!! Two more weeks until le squizzle le squozzles!!! XXXDDDD

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:53:15 2023 No.56479311 File: 102 KB, 865x853, 34567865423456io0987654.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479273 Fuck Disney buy Comstock Jerry Jones is the last American bastion.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:53:22 2023 No.56479312

>>56479263
chinks have been proven to cook the books and wont let the SEC investigate any of their companies. believing them is beyond retarded I am sure you fall for scams all the time
>I have a bridge to sell you I have a balance sheet that is 2 times earnings bro

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:54:31 2023 No.56479316 >>56479274 That is so gross

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:54:54 2023 No.56479322 >INTC up almost 9% Where were you when INTEL SAVED THE US MARKETS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:55:00 2023 No.56479323 >>56479312 NYSE listed chink companies have to open their books to western auditors.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:55:30 2023 No.56479325

>>56479312
>chinks have been proven to cook the books and wont let the SEC investigate any of their companies. believing them is beyond retarded I am sure you fall for scams all the time
I'd rather dig up some shady ukrainian crypto exchange and flip $50 daily volume shitcoins all day that waste time even looking at the Chinese or Russian scam so-called stock markets

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:56:24 2023 No.56479331 File: 454 KB, 521x599, 1670214554662999.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479310 Get back to your containment GME thread you fucking r*dditor.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:56:43 2023 No.56479333 >>56479294 Kek, slavic piece of shit

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:56:55 2023 No.56479335 File: 470 KB, 1237x726, 1686580954769015.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479274 Disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:57:13 2023 No.56479336 File: 26 KB, 236x179, Selection_287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479331 this thing should be a stylized left nutsack

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:57:16 2023 No.56479337 >>56479323 >what is Luckin Coffee Go watch "The China Hustle" you fucking mongoliod and get back to me.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:58:21 2023 No.56479344 NNNNNNIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGEEEEERRRRR

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 21:58:41 2023 No.56479346 File: 53 KB, 273x409, Screenshot 2023-10-26 at 2.58.25 PM.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479274 sorry anon you dropped this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:00:03 2023 No.56479357 >>56479307 Da smiff an Wesson fouty

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:00:07 2023 No.56479358 File: 1.26 MB, 1262x657, y'know funny.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478911 >"y'know the market, it's oversold"

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:01:16 2023 No.56479370
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>>56479337
>One company cooked the books so all Chink stocks are back
Many examples of fraud around the world but you can just cherry pick one company and avoid a whole stock market because you're a narrow mined ape.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:01:34 2023 No.56479374 File: 53 KB, 382x396, 1696805853679661.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] And just like that amzn will never be below 118 ever again! It just won't, sorry bobo the cuck!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:01:36 2023 No.56479376 >>56479323 >He doesn’t know that accounting firms don’t really exist as such but as a confederation of individual offices with the ones in foreign countries being marginal more trustworthy than local firms

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:02:36 2023 No.56479383 >>56479370 No the majority of Chinese companies listed in the us are committing fraud one way or another. Only buy blue chips and you’ll still get fucked by both govs

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:02:55 2023 No.56479386 File: 229 KB, 680x709, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479370 >avoid a whole stock market

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:03:32 2023 No.56479392 File: 149 KB, 720x720, federalreserveboard_385720566_1682455318903347_9001157174686524419_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:04:19 2023 No.56479399 File: 141 KB, 1200x796, UHHMAZIN.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] ALRIGH' HOO'EM AGAI'

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:04:19 2023 No.56479400 File: 10 KB, 302x107, Selection_288.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479392 impressive

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:05:21 2023 No.56479409 File: 31 KB, 365x352, 1695849746315395.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] kek bobo

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:05:31 2023 No.56479412 >>56479358 >"What, like a clown market? It amuses you?"

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:05:32 2023 No.56479413 File: 1.02 MB, 1328x1340, R.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479392 PPT's got our back tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:05:36 2023 No.56479417 File: 386 KB, 828x809, 1667172834605799.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] JUST IN: Pentagon Holds Press Briefing Amidst As Israel's Possible Ground Invasion Of Gaza Nears you DID invest in oil, right smg? even i can't be that dumb

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:05:58 2023 No.56479419 >>56479323 never gonna happen but there are definitely some spies and estimations going on eg for oil bloomberg spies on storage and stuff with sattelitess to estimate supply/demand

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:06:14 2023 No.56479425 >>56479269 Maybe Azure has made some progress but It is not catching up to AWS anytime soon. There are things that just need time to accomplish and AWS has the upper hand there.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:06:18 2023 No.56479426 File: 212 KB, 889x1279, Selection_289.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] I take it Bezos apologized for using the n-word on the conference call earlier

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:06:57 2023 No.56479429 Man, I'm so scared of losing my money.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:08:00 2023 No.56479433 >>56479370 >tell me you are a newfag without telling me you are a newfag Chinks have been stock scamming for decades

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:08:04 2023 No.56479434

>>56479376
I am buying blue chips and I'll make money on them. Every average goy is bearish on China record outflows of capital from China, interest rate cuts by PBC, fiscal stimulus etc... All the signals of a bottoming market are there. Propagandized American apes can't do the simple arithmetic and see the value in China.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:08:05 2023 No.56479435 >>56479429 Trade smaller

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:09:14 2023 No.56479447 File: 56 KB, 400x400, Jeanna Cute.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479392 Why doesn't Powell visit me at my wagie job

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:09:22 2023 No.56479449 >>56479433 Yeah you'll be posting that China will take over the world in a few months you fag. Stock scams never happened in the West right gtfo.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:09:30 2023 No.56479453 >>56479412 >"its just y'know oversold y'know, th-th-the market, its oversold

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:09:34 2023 No.56479455 >>56479297 Seriously, if Disney started to make porn they'd rule the earth

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:09:35 2023 No.56479456 File: 243 KB, 2153x903, qqq.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] maybe relief rally coming

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:09:44 2023 No.56479457 >>56479274 based

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:09:48 2023 No.56479458 File: 639 KB, 822x655, Firefox_Screenshot_2023-10-26T22-07-49.221Z.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:09:54 2023 No.56479459 >>56479064 we are like 10% from the highs, this is just the correction before we make new all time highs. There is no need to panic and the market only goes up over time.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:10:40 2023 No.56479466
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>>56478983
I WOULD LIKE AN APOLOGY

You all don't know the markets like I do. When I speak, you fucking listen. Understood? I'll answer two questions you all have before I leave. Make them count.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:11:12 2023 No.56479470 >>56479419 Wdym never going to happen there was literal fud on many Chink stock de-listings because muh they're lying about their financial statements and they won't open up to auditors.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:11:23 2023 No.56479472 >>56479458 Eat the rich

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:12:06 2023 No.56479475 >>56479458 And the crazy thing is that she doesn't have a single memorable hit song.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:12:55 2023 No.56479482 >>56479435 I only have 1/3rd of my capital invested in stonks. I'm just a bitch ass pussy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:14:02 2023 No.56479494 File: 480 KB, 379x508, russell.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479458

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:14:16 2023 No.56479496 >>56479449 No china is not taking over the world. Their demographics are fucked. USA, France, India, Mexico, Brazil are the only countries with sustainable birthrates.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:14:24 2023 No.56479498 >>56479475 I also can't name a single one. Unlike Michael Jackson or others. And I didn't even listen to Michael.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:14:25 2023 No.56479499
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I made friends with a polyamorous zoomer coworker, she invited herself to my place, we fooled around, I touched my first boob since 2009, and she's dragging me to this Halloween kink / fetish / EDM party which is basically a 3-day orgy. This is bullish for SIGA.
https://www.traumacolumbus.com/

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:15:19 2023 No.56479503 File: 1.36 MB, 444x444, IMG_0135.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >futures

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:15:31 2023 No.56479507 File: 1.10 MB, 2029x2421, tayl.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479458 /ourgirl/ made it

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:15:46 2023 No.56479509

When Bitcoin went from 20 down to 3 the first time every crypto fell with it. Even tho there were pumps here and there and things looked fairly promising like with eth it didn’t matter. Because it was time for a dump and pretty soon those things you thought were good prospects actually looked like garbage. We are still far out from slurpperinoing the dipperino

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:16:04 2023 No.56479511 >>56479499 >polyamorous Pork & bail dude. Don't get feelings now. Also buy RBGLY

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:16:35 2023 No.56479516 >>56479496 Based and Zeihan pilled

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:16:37 2023 No.56479517 >>56479475 >>56479498 You guys do not have girlfriends don't you... bitches love t-swift and my gf could have sold her concert tickets which she bought for $300 for $10k but didn't just to watch her perform.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:17:36 2023 No.56479528 >>56479517 >my gf could have sold her concert tickets which she bought for $300 for $10k but didn't just to watch her perform women are very very stupid

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:17:43 2023 No.56479529 File: 153 KB, 360x346, 246626161.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479496 >USA, France

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:17:44 2023 No.56479530 >>56479499 >https://www.traumacolumbus.com/ anon please wrap your cock. you do not want to catch a life long disease / AIDS

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:18:47 2023 No.56479538 >>56479458 And all it took was her rich dad buying a recording studio for her. Truly, truly a self-made woman.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:19:16 2023 No.56479541 File: 46 KB, 750x528, 1696413291029832.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] where went all the sell low bears??

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:19:58 2023 No.56479551 >>56479538 going from millionaire to billionaire is no small feat. give her some credit. Thats like going from 1,000 to 1mill

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:19:59 2023 No.56479553 >>56479357 Oh, I'm an RGR holder. Do we have to fight each other now?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:20:02 2023 No.56479554 >>56479507 let's hope she's not dumb enough to be a technigger or a market timer or a TAfag or a cryptokek in the year of our lord twenty twenty three this we pray amen

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:21:23 2023 No.56479559 >>56479275 >it looks like it's gonna drop hard in 2024. What on the chart makes you think so? Not criticizing you, just interested in learnding

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:21:28 2023 No.56479560 >>56479517 maybe in the US

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:22:14 2023 No.56479565 >>56479499 That's fucking disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:22:28 2023 No.56479567 File: 614 KB, 1194x895, 1697562191572586.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479333

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:22:41 2023 No.56479571 >>56479475 WE WILL NEVER EVER EVER (trade SIGA together)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:22:44 2023 No.56479572 >>56479541 I'm more of a buy high and never sell kinda guy

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:23:08 2023 No.56479576 >>56479275 This was known, basically administration is trying to hold it together with duct tape until the election.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:23:16 2023 No.56479577 File: 474 KB, 359x180, boopboop.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479499 Have fun

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:24:06 2023 No.56479581 >>56479551 lol yeah it's amazing what you can accomplish all by yourself when you're just a meat puppet for the entertainment industry. All you have to do is whatever they tell you to do, sick!

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:24:42 2023 No.56479584 >>56479419 >using satellites to estimate oil storage You understand how they store oil right? Unless they have super powerful lasers or ultrasound satellites they just see big tanks. Idk how satellites work pls be patient

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:25:42 2023 No.56479587 >>56479434 Also de facto buying china blue chips (vanguard emerging market index)

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:26:44 2023 No.56479593 >>56479475 Something summon sum BAD LOVE now we fhrbcj BAD LOVE

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:26:45 2023 No.56479594 How do I know if I am insane, /smg/?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:27:17 2023 No.56479595 >>56479584 A lot of the tanks either don't have roofs or the roofs are floating platforms. There are all kinds of satellites that can see the shadows on the inside lip of the tanks and estimate oil quantities.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:27:25 2023 No.56479596 >>56478962 En Are Jee You Rolls off the tongue much better than NRGD, never buy that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:27:29 2023 No.56479598 >>56479587 Can't buy index funds because they contain companies that I wouldn't touch with a 10 foot pole .

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:27:51 2023 No.56479600 >>56479553 Duel noonmorow at the wall street bull

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:28:42 2023 No.56479609 File: 178 KB, 1284x945, 48144.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Looks like Amazon salvaged my SVIX today. yay pump my bags you cock smoking teabaggers

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:28:46 2023 No.56479610 ENPH continues to implode. Weird.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:29:07 2023 No.56479613 >>56479595 The roadside ones at Cushing must be the fancy ones. Also all the ones in the Caribbean I’ve seen are like big cisterns but it rains there so idk

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:29:42 2023 No.56479616 >>56479596 >>56479031 >not Nigger-U

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:30:17 2023 No.56479619 >>56479529 I'd bet on the success of France more than China in the next 50 years Hell I'd bet the success of fucking Mexico in 50 years than China

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:30:32 2023 No.56479620 >>56479616 Are you fucking kidding me?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:30:53 2023 No.56479623 File: 206 KB, 1024x1024, svix_bag_hodler.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479609 Why you cut off total return?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:31:23 2023 No.56479629 >>56479619 Mexico unironically can’t lose but there’s nothing to buy yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:31:42 2023 No.56479632 File: 9 KB, 200x200, 1696625638224914.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479594 You're insane if you try to explain fractional reserve banking to the average goy.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:33:55 2023 No.56479657 >>56479581 if it were easy everyone would a billionaire

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:33:58 2023 No.56479659 >futures up Everything is fuckd, bearbros

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:34:42 2023 No.56479666 File: 1.01 MB, 1072x697, 76543212345678875422113453.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479629 Mexico unironically seems like a good market look/be into.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:34:57 2023 No.56479670 File: 71 KB, 880x480, smol.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479623 there you go :3

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:35:06 2023 No.56479672 relief rally tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:35:52 2023 No.56479677 File: 168 KB, 1024x1024, bobo_carnage.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479659 I still see more carnage coming, although I expect there will probably be a few green days to make it tricky for bobos

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:36:10 2023 No.56479678 File: 91 KB, 440x480, Sickle_Cell_disease_screening_of_newborns_in_Metropolitan_France_in_2018.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479619 Maybe when we're talking about succeeding to become an african shithole

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:37:11 2023 No.56479684 >>56478908 I sell deep otm put LEAPS on some 3x letfs. That way they can drop 60% or more and I still can make money

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:37:30 2023 No.56479689 File: 82 KB, 732x732, 1694033431468454.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479659 Patience. We need the mumus to feel at peace so they buy in and become trapped. Its not enough that we should win, they must loose.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:39:13 2023 No.56479702 File: 89 KB, 1170x1136, yumfrog.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479659 literal scam pump

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:40:20 2023 No.56479706 >>56479678 >72% in ile Holy shit it really is completely over

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:40:37 2023 No.56479708 File: 1.08 MB, 830x738, 635.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Daily Reminder: Do not under any circumstances trade options while under the influence of Xanax. Just don't do it is all. t. heard this from a friend

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:41:05 2023 No.56479711
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Government regulators are omega-tier pissed off than Trump's 2018 farm bill accidentally made all cannabis with less than 0.3% delta-9 THC 100% legal across the country. This includes products with high THCa content, which turns into delta-9 when smoked.

That's why the CBD industry has been booming, and why hemp farmers nationwide have been sold out and expanding like crazy for the last 5 years.

All of that is about to come to an end. The regulators are going to win, because the government are greedy, money-grubbing little shits who can't ever leave us alone.

This will cause an absolute surge in demand for cannabis products from dispensaries across the country. You'll see cresco, curaleaf, trulieve, etc all pop once those financials come in, figure about 6 months to 1 year from now. You'll also probably see Tilray do a little 10x as the hedge funds try to get in. Expect IIPR to jump 2x, and NLCP to 2x or 3x. It might even go crazy since it's low market cap, but it's a REIT so the dividend will ultimately guide the price to a significant degree.

This will then settle down, and gains will be preserved. I expect a 2x-3x across the entire industry with 1.5x-2x maintained going forward, with continued annual growth in the low double digits.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:41:12 2023 No.56479712 THE ONE DAY I SHORT

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:41:17 2023 No.56479713 File: 72 KB, 1536x952, main_stages_bubble.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It just keeps going lower. Why?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:41:23 2023 No.56479715 >>56479706 imagine what their ancestors would say if they could see it

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:41:38 2023 No.56479716 File: 403 KB, 482x722, 456765434567898765321.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479677 >>56479689 >>56479702 Kek you're losing money. >>56479678 >Maybe when we're talking about succeeding to become an african shithole This.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:42:32 2023 No.56479719 File: 162 KB, 1024x1024, Russell_brand_persecuted_by_europe.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479670 That's not too bad, considering

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:43:13 2023 No.56479724 >>56479715 It's such a fucking travesty man. Louis XVI tried to stop this

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:44:42 2023 No.56479739 File: 163 KB, 1024x1024, my_money_now_bobo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:44:46 2023 No.56479740 >>56479499 Great, now you can watch 3 guys bang that girl in front of you

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:45:33 2023 No.56479746

I am beheemed and baffled. How is it that every big tech firm smashed earnings at record profits and the entire market is down over something that happened 3 weeks ago? As if anyone here in the United States expects anything in th e littler box of the world to affect us.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:46:03 2023 No.56479748 File: 35 KB, 500x504, pump ur bags elsewhere.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56478996 stop trynna make exit liquidity here

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:46:14 2023 No.56479752 >>56479689 yea end then it rallyes till eoy. good luck

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:46:31 2023 No.56479755

>>56479657
No, the barrier to entry is that the music industry can only have so many vapid popstars at one time and you basically have to be a famous person's kid to be in that club. Then teams of songwriters, musicians, producers, engineers, press agents, booking agents and distributors all do everything for you while you get to be the face.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:46:41 2023 No.56479756 File: 13 KB, 101x99, Selection_287.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479740 >anon at the kink party watching the three guys and the chick

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:47:51 2023 No.56479765 >>56479746 Tesla completely shat the bed on earnings

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:48:17 2023 No.56479768 >>56479756 And that's only day 1

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:49:00 2023 No.56479773 >>56479746 That's why I'm not selling. I sold some stuff last year finally, when we had clear data indicating higher inflation or the Fed was openly hawkish. But now we just have... Israel?? Japan?? It's bizarre, it can only be tons of short selling

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:49:30 2023 No.56479777
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>>56479746
It's all designed to beheemed you. Its not supposed to really make sense, just as long as you are getting heemed that means (((someone))) else is getting deheemed, unheemed, or reverse heemed and is pocketing your money

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:49:50 2023 No.56479779 >>56479711 Till ray wont 10x but delta whatever is fucked between state weed/alcohol boards and local zoning boards. Dispensaries were basically able to lock in 20 year debt at 6-7% and it’s gonna be a long slog in a lot of places

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:50:42 2023 No.56479786 File: 589 KB, 771x714, 1646787654356789087654.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479756 >>56479765 >day 2 of anon at the king party watching three guys ravaging the chick he thought he was going to fuck.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:51:52 2023 No.56479791 You know what guys? I'm a bobo, but we have reached a point where I might start buying too (with higher leverage, less capital) as a hedge and to make money both ways. Why the hell not?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:52:31 2023 No.56479796 >>56479777 And also remember that in the long term, like 5 - 10+ years, everything just goes up because (((someone))) wants it to keep going up forever

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:52:49 2023 No.56479800 File: 86 KB, 750x1000, raf,750x1000,075,t,101010_01c5ca27c6.u3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479711 Does that mean they will take away all those gummies at those tobacco shops and sketchy Arab/Egyptian run stores?

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:52:58 2023 No.56479802
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>>56479746
>I am beheemed
It was obvious we were going to plummet when shit hit the fan on Sep 21st. That was your sell signal. I started getting the fuck out when the writing was on the wall, why didn't you?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:53:02 2023 No.56479803 AMZN bros im thinking we are back

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:53:22 2023 No.56479808 >>56479779 I’ve looked at A LOT of dispensary leases and they’re all like 20 years with options exercised 2-3% annual step ups. The financials are basically identical at every co. They’re probably burning cash for the foreseeable future

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:53:29 2023 No.56479811 File: 1.04 MB, 723x813, 163456789876534567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479791 >Being so insecure that you have to "hedge".

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:54:11 2023 No.56479817 >>56479678 >sickle cell It really does make you think

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:54:28 2023 No.56479820 There's no way it pumps tomorrow

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:55:43 2023 No.56479824 File: 45 KB, 1284x230, 86059.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479802 >>56479746 Got out some more on the 26th. You have to be more nimble, anon. When it's plain as day that the market is going to shit itself don't hesitate

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:55:51 2023 No.56479827 >>56479499 The attendees in the photos look disgusting.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:55:52 2023 No.56479828 >>56479820 why would it not

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:56:35 2023 No.56479833 >>56479820 It’s almost like the entire sell off today and yesterday were undfounded and dare I say: semetic. How can you say META which smashed record earnings and profits. Should be down ten percent from earnings day?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:57:22 2023 No.56479837 >>56479311 comstock.. no action penny stock??

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:57:55 2023 No.56479839 >>56479746 because they already went up 50% or more this year alone?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:58:11 2023 No.56479841 File: 81 KB, 1080x1080, 1645153264248.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:58:13 2023 No.56479844 File: 172 KB, 1024x1024, 1697636322422858.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479777 che'em

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:58:16 2023 No.56479845 >>56479786 Day 3, finally one of the guys ask anon if he can assist in the bj

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:58:38 2023 No.56479848 >>56479837 Comstock Resources...

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:58:47 2023 No.56479850 >>56479845 kek

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:59:10 2023 No.56479854

>>56479811
It's not about being insecure. It's about making money daily as sometimes the market straight pumps and sometimes straight dumps. Only shorting can become boring after a huge dump. Then you wait and wait and do not much. A little swinging makes it more interesting and maybe more lucrative.

So get fucked, permamumu.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:59:24 2023 No.56479857 >>56479610 Isn't that a solar scam? And a utility? That's like a double helping of shit.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:59:43 2023 No.56479858 File: 785 KB, 784x749, 43567897654323245678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479845

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:59:45 2023 No.56479859 >>56479848 thx I was looking at LODE instead

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 22:59:48 2023 No.56479860 >>56479746 Tech stocks were priced for absolutely pristine earnings and stellar forward guidance. Anything less isn't priced in, which means these stocks need to correct.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:01:49 2023 No.56479868

>>56479773
What difference does it make why it's dumping? It's an opportunity to get back in lower or to swing trade. I dumped all my bags weeks ago and now I'm swing SVIX while volatility is elevated. It's hard enough to make it so when an opportunity is handed out on a platter you take it anon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:01:49 2023 No.56479869 File: 14 KB, 579x111, Untitled.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] lol lmao

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:02:02 2023 No.56479870 >>56478905 ya seethe? lmao mumu faggot its only just begin

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:02:19 2023 No.56479873 >>56479854 >It's about making money daily Sure thing buddy I'm sure you catch all the intraday swings and are profitable daily compounding at 1% per day you'll be on the Forbes billionaires list by 2024 if you continue at this pace.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:03:43 2023 No.56479880 File: 867 KB, 200x180, 1640395388350.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479085 >implying the Chinese aren't going to tell you to pound sand if you even own something that isn't a series of "just trust us you are entitled to this" promises

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:03:45 2023 No.56479881 >>56478905 That's pretty much the same thing Mumus said 3 3-4 months ago

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:04:20 2023 No.56479885 Im long bitcoin, Riot, and Mara. Why and not you are with my long?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:04:37 2023 No.56479891 >>56479828 Because it's crashing. Treasury yields are squeezing up. >>56479833 No guidance, what do you expect

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:04:46 2023 No.56479892 File: 77 KB, 801x801, 1597026862324.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479833 How could you say such things?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:05:48 2023 No.56479897 >>56479892 wtf I filled it with paint and it spelled out "anus". didn't even get me to the square at the end

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:06:30 2023 No.56479902 File: 12 KB, 500x535, 16543567865345678.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479892

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:06:34 2023 No.56479903

>>56479869
More like Outtaphase

>Enphase Energy (ENPH) reported earnings of $1.02 per share on revenue of $551.08 million for the third quarter ended September 2023. The consensus earnings estimate was $1.04 per share on revenue of $570.23 million. The Earnings Whisper number was $1.02 per share. The company reported in-line with expectations while revenue fell 13.18% compared to the same quarter a year ago.

>The company said it expects fourth quarter revenue of $300.0 million to $350.0 million. The current consensus revenue estimate is $622.41 million for the quarter ending December 31, 2023.

Oof.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:06:34 2023 No.56479904 >>56479873 Lol, ok, you couldn't sound more mad.

>>	scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu Oct 26 23:07:30 2023 No.56479912 >>56479499 why is there so much weird shit in ohio? this stuff belongs in california

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:07:44 2023 No.56479913 File: 2.20 MB, 1887x835, 1645678976543567.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479904 I am mad.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:08:07 2023 No.56479916 File: 7 KB, 239x211, Contemplative black doctor from House.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479885 Did today's heeming give you a stroke? Do we need to call you an ambulance?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:09:19 2023 No.56479922 >>56479472 I'll eat her alright, brother

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:09:28 2023 No.56479925 File: 910 KB, 849x783, 1673476111742212.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Ahem.... Friendly reminder that no one in this general has ever posted gains from china stocks That is all.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:10:18 2023 No.56479932 >>56479925 I'll post mine in 2024 when they double.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:11:25 2023 No.56479935 >>56479903 solar names are on my watchlist now, gonna long some of these green shit etf's soon

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:11:33 2023 No.56479937 it's fucked, i have like 5% of my portfolio left in any stocks lmao, just going to hold treasuries, a short nasdaq position, and crypto until this blows over

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:11:56 2023 No.56479939 AMZN is hilarious...What a pump!!!...back to no where near where it was even a week ago and probably will fall right back down to where it was today by the end of tomorrow.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:11:57 2023 No.56479940 File: 12 KB, 112x112, Wtf.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479925 This is true

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:12:24 2023 No.56479945 >>56479925 It's ironic because even the inverse ETF YANG has mostly crabbed the past couple quarters.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:12:24 2023 No.56479946 File: 776 KB, 616x807, 16345678908765432456.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Can we wrap up this thread I need to pump some iron for Wioletta. Bakers do the needful.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:12:40 2023 No.56479948 File: 33 KB, 400x524, revolver-0.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479841 We can only dream anon

>>	scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu Oct 26 23:13:25 2023 No.56479954 File: 151 KB, 828x1792, IMG_1025.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479925 nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:13:28 2023 No.56479955 feels good being an AVAV chad. who cares about broad market when your sector is the future

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:14:27 2023 No.56479958

>>56479935
>solar names are on my watchlist now, gonna long some of these green shit etf's soon
Why? People bought solar panels for the tax credits. Those have expired. It's too expensive to buy them now, people can't take a 10% loan out for $75-100k, they've literally priced themselves out of the market.

What's more: homes with solar are likely to not go down in price due to them not selling, because the home owner can't afford to pay off the panels in order to sell the home.

t. selling a home with panels on it.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:14:29 2023 No.56479959 >>56479954 is that even worth your time you make like 300k a year my nigga why are you scalping 2k just go a 2x nasdaq 100 fund and hold

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:14:49 2023 No.56479962 >>56479955 OK, but why did it crash 5% today ON NO NEWS?

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:15:03 2023 No.56479963 File: 124 KB, 750x722, IMG_5223.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My portfolio has never been gaped more

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:15:44 2023 No.56479969 >>56479962 oh I swear I checked and it didnt, guess im getting jewed too

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:15:45 2023 No.56479971 >>56479954 >2021 Anon, literally every single stock on the entire stock exchange and even some made up stocks that didn't really exist made money in 2021

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:16:53 2023 No.56479977 File: 2.67 MB, 640x640, 1695874592143843.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479954 Based.

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:18:02 2023 No.56479988 >>56479954 >scoops I'm surprised Rocker hasn't come popping out of the woodwork like the koolaid man yet

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:18:11 2023 No.56479989 >>56479963 What are your positions? What are their weights?

>>	scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu Oct 26 23:18:51 2023 No.56479994 File: 156 KB, 828x1792, IMG_1026.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56479959 I was only making around 185k/year at the time. maybe it’s getting time to dump some more cash in the technigger coffers

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:19:42 2023 No.56479998 >>56479620 ..no. that's how you say it

>>	scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu Oct 26 23:20:56 2023 No.56480006 BAKING >BAKING BAKING >BAKING

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:21:10 2023 No.56480007 >>56479994 you were supposed to sell today

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:21:31 2023 No.56480011 >>56479994 Wasn't you hood acc like 300k?

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:22:53 2023 No.56480018

I'm currently listening to music with 2 different in-ears. (cca c10 + kz zsn pro). It's weird but goddamn, listening to one ear for a while fuckin sucks. (both headphones one speaker broken in one way or form). Still this chinese stuff is superior to all the expensive western garbage

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:23:59 2023 No.56480026 >>56479994 well at least they arent calls

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:24:01 2023 No.56480027 File: 3.35 MB, 1860x2560, file.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56480018 nips make the best cans

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:27:19 2023 No.56480038 >>56480027 IEMs will always be better >muh soundstage Nobody cares.

>>	scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu Oct 26 23:28:16 2023 No.56480045 >>56480007 *buy I was supposed to buy more today, you silly nigger >>56480011 200k or so, I think

>>	scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu Oct 26 23:30:00 2023 No.56480055 File: 225 KB, 828x1792, IMG_1027.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56480011 Oh. Huh. Maybe you were closer

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:30:12 2023 No.56480059 >>56480053 >>56480053 >>56480053

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:30:21 2023 No.56480060 >>56480045 SOXX and SPY went under the 200 day moving average yesterday. That's the sell signal unless you enjoyed 2022 enough for a repeat

>>	scoops !!DU22SQMj6dQ Thu Oct 26 23:32:02 2023 No.56480066 >>56480060 >TA faggotry nigger

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:34:31 2023 No.56480089 >>56480060 SPX 50 day MA still 50 points above the 200 day MA. Let it ride.

Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:36:14 2023 No.56480109

>>56480066
It's not faggotry though. As a technigger you should be mathematically inclined enough to realize avoiding fat tail losses with leverages is utmost important. There are a few ways to do it but the 200 day average on the underlying is about as simple as it gets. That's how soxl shill avoided losing his money in 2022

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:38:02 2023 No.56480120 >>56480089 Any trend method that avoids fat tails will more or less work but have to pick one and stick with it for it to work. I went with the 200 day. If you use crossovers that's fine but I can't jump around

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:39:02 2023 No.56480129 >>56480055 Damn, I’m jelly TFW no money like you >>56480066 BASED

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:50:02 2023 No.56480212 >>56478886 long time trader but never traded options, one of you nigz teach me how to buy a WBA leap

>>	Anonymous Thu Oct 26 23:52:24 2023 No.56480234 >>56479869 How do i invest in hydroelectric? Rolls royce was a good buy at 80 cents too

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 00:13:04 2023 No.56480378 >>56479857 So many scam pumps went on so long that I started to believe none of them would ever really crash back down to earth.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 00:26:25 2023 No.56480481 >>56479499 Why would you agree to this.

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 27 01:22:46 2023 No.56480855 >>56479499 If a woman even says the word "polyamorous" even if she's not talking about herself you stop talking to her unless you enjoy prostitutes.

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