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Girlfriend said "our" crypto how do I proceed from here

>> No.56474079

>>56474075
oull a SBF

>> No.56474085

>>56474075
tell her its yours of course
legally speaking, who did the transactions? if its you and you don't have some written down partnership deal, you gucci. Otherwise, sell and buy "your own"

>> No.56474091

>>56474075
>Yes honey, like i said, MY crypto

>> No.56474093

>>56474075
Talk about what you're gonna do with our pussy later

>> No.56474145

>>56474075
>Telling foid about crypto
Ngmi
>>56474093
Kek this

>> No.56474147

>>56474075
Why does she know about your crypto?

>> No.56474183

>>56474075
Move it all from Binance to a private wallet, keep the seed secret. Then ask her to access "our" crypto.

>> No.56474191

Tell her we lost most of it due to our gambling addiction. And one of the prostitutes we hired stole the rest.

>> No.56474206

>>56474075
you don't have a gf and you don't hold any crypto

>> No.56474216

Tell her, "Not your keys, not your crypto."

>> No.56474221

You lose it in a boating accident where it is either the gf or the crypto. Doesn't matter which.

>> No.56474280

>>56474075
rape to display dominance.
white hands typed this.

>> No.56474305

>>56474191
>And one of the prostitutes we hired stole the rest.

"One of Our prostitutes stole my crypto :("

>> No.56474413

>>56474206
Did that make you feel good?

>> No.56474431

>>56474075
yes sure. it's also "our" pussy

>> No.56474454
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56474454

>Gf understands it's my crypto
>Gonna buy a house real soon, already placed a bid (Around 400k)
>Cashed it out
>Gf wants to "buy in" for "our house"
How do I say no as gently as possible? I love the girl but I want the house 100% in my name.

>> No.56474464

>>56474413
>feel
go back to plebbit

>> No.56474470

you wanted to orbit whores you orbit whores. deal with it. Once a beta always a beta.

>> No.56474484

>>56474454
It's over

>> No.56474503

>>56474464
>he doesn't feel
Wow such a badass

>> No.56474524

>>56474454
Why didn't you just stay single if this is how you think? If she's living with you enjoy getting common law raped when she can take half of it without even buying in to "your house"

>> No.56474577

>>56474075
If you're intimidated by some chick you havent even put a ring on yet you're ngmi anyway.

>> No.56474598

>>56474454
You say no. Jesus fuck stop being intimidated by girls. She wants to "buy in" for exactly the reason you think, if shit goes South shes going to want legal claim to your shit. This includes the home appreciating in value so like all women she'll of course want more More MORE.

Tell her no I want to do it by myself. If thats an issue for her she can kick rocks.

>> No.56475249

>>56474075
bump

>> No.56475258

>>56474075
Die in a boating accident.

>> No.56475407

>>56474454
Mortgage or cash buy? It's okay for her to chip in monthly as if she's paying you rent, but don't let the house go in her name at all.

>> No.56475431

>>56474085
>>56474091
>>56474093
>>56474147
>>56474183
>>56474431
>>56474484
>>56474524
>>56474598
>>56474577

t. incels that never had a girl in their lives

>> No.56475436

>>56474454
You should've first bought the house then told her about it

It's joever

>> No.56475457

>>56474075
You get a free pass to do absolutely anything to her sexually now that you want to, enjoy.

>> No.56475481
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56475481

>>56474075
Turn 360 and walk away

>> No.56475617

Just purposely feign acting poor than you think and whip it out your reserves when necessary
Never reveal all your stash

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56477077

My wife wants to give her son our crypto.

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56477094

>>56474503
>I'm worried about other's feelings
>Oh no! You hurted him/her feelings!
>Do you feel better now?

>> No.56477129

>>56474085
>legally speaking
code is law

>> No.56477157

>>56474454
You say exactly that

>> No.56477203

>>56474075
Tell her she will own nothing, and be happy.

>> No.56477222

>>56474454
its over