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"I start feeling scared and I can't get to sleep or something like that, I always just try to think about something else. I think about something really happy."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QINco_FGGhQ

>> No.56448934

>>56448884
Lol looks the same

>> No.56448943
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>>56448884

>> No.56448946

>>56448884
>Already mouthbreathing from this age
>Voice so nasally
Yea it was over for her from that age

>> No.56448948

>>56448884
Doesn’t look as evil or ugly as a child. This is proof that people develop a physiognomy based on how evil or good they are.

>> No.56448949

>>56448884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HDFzTGdpZQI

>> No.56448958

>>56448943
Beat me to it.

>> No.56448964

>>56448948
Definitely looks like an obnoxious evil little shit like >>56448943 pic.

>> No.56448972

>>56448948
>develop a physiognomy based on how evil or good they are.
She was already mouthbreathing at that age retard it didnt matter, she was going to be a subhuman regardless.

>> No.56448986

>>56448884
she looks like that kid who still pissed/shitted themselves until 5th grade.

>> No.56448997

She was reading Hitchhiker's Guide already? Damn

>> No.56449112
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What kind of watch is that? Some early 2000's virtual pet?

>> No.56449131

>>56448997
Hitchhikers Guide is foundational Gifted Kid-core. She was probably also reading The Phantom Tollbooth and A Series of Unfortunate Events.

>> No.56449141

>>56448884
what a fucking NERD.
Give me your lunch money. DWEEB.

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>>56448946
>Already mouthbreathing from this age
>Voice so nasally
I just realized what her voice reminds me of...

https://youtu.be/Yk66PJ0ZUf4?si=qHajVet1IDe4cU1Q

>> No.56449201

Now glow up for her lmao
Ugly kid even uglier adult

>> No.56449218

>>56448997
This was popular with my nerd friends... When they were 17. Damn

>> No.56449225

>>56448948
Yes but it actually happens at a very young age and you can already tell something is off about her.

>> No.56449284

So this girl ended up being CFO and orgy drugs in the Bahamas?

>> No.56449295

>>56449131
Not even for gifted kids, just for kids that can read lmfao.

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>>56449284
Orgies are the only true happiness to all women

>> No.56449341

>>56448884
Is that really her? She was featured on some TV show as a child? That's fuckin sus af.

>> No.56449379

>>56449341
I think it is most likely her. Too many coincidences.

>>First name Caroline
>>Elementary school student in Cambridge MA around 2003
>>Super distinctive phenotype for a girl
>>Has a mole to the left of her nose in the same spot as adult Caroline

>> No.56449382

>>56448997
Damn these Jews are seriously smart

>> No.56449388

>>56448884
This is the face of a child who has memorized the Babylonian Talmud by age 6.

>> No.56449398

>>56449341
Connections? Or Cohen-cidences?

>> No.56449459

>>56449398
Definitely a cohencidence. Other anons found all kinds of connections between her and her family and other weird shit. Didn't really care enough to pay attention, but I saw the threads.

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>>56449388

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>>56448884
>I start feeling scared and I can't get to sleep or something like that, I always just ttry to think about Monday. I think about Monday and im really happy
Based autistic chap

>> No.56450009

>>56449388
checked and heil hitler

>> No.56450015

>>56449398
Dude this group of kike niggers are even connected to Gary Gensler through S

>> No.56450019

she looks like she was born pure, but exposure to too much money making attitudes, new york liberal lifestyle, what else ..

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>>56449388

>> No.56450029

>>56449225
The clue is in the quote itself. What she's doing is an escape mechanism that she held onto for the rest of her life. People often carry their inner child, and unresolved problems, with them. By running away from her problems and "thinking something happy" she is not solving them, simply pushing them below the surface of consciousness where they will continually resurface to cause problems, bleeding into all of her decision making.

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>>56450029
damn.

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>>56450029

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>>56448884
based chipmunk

>> No.56451118

>>56448997
wtf was i doing at her age.

its not fair bros

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>>56449459
gotchu homie

>> No.56451203

>>56449336
>trad past
Lol these people are so lost and sick in the head. Life is just a series of episodes of contrasting and conflicting beliefs for them. Bored of the right thing so onto the next degen thing

>> No.56452071

>>56449388
>>According to Jewish law, before children reach a certain age, the parents are responsible for their child's actions. Once Jewish children reach that age, they are said to "become" b'nai mitzvah, at which point they begin to be held accountable for their own actions. Traditionally, the father of a bar or bat mitzvah offers thanks to God that he is no longer punished for his child's sins.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bar_and_bat_mitzvah

>> No.56452221

>>56448884
very very sad story plebs, wheres the aggressively undeterred satanic parents located, whats their excuse

>> No.56452267

>>56448943
Literally my first thought lmao

>> No.56452299

>>56448884
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QINco_FGGhQ
desu you can tell she was going to be a turbo genius

>> No.56452328

>>56452299
turbo retard, retard

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>>56448997
>>56451118
>tfw read Hitchhiker's Guide and other "tough" books like Les Miserables, The Odyssey and more when I was her age
>still didn't manage to head a multibillion dollar ponzi
Bros...

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56452475

>>56448884
Earth is flat. They are indoctrinating kids with the globohomo space model. That's why they care about Ads so much since they constantly use them to reinforce the propaganda.

>> No.56452590

>>56452350
you failed to use your autism right

>> No.56453345

>>56452350
It's alright anon, most kids designated as "gifted" turned out as disappointments.

>> No.56453442

>>56448884
>"I start feeling scared and I can't get to sleep or something like that, I always just try to think about something else. I think about something really happy."
How the fuck did this species of mental retards ever born Albert Einstein? oh right, because Einstein actually was a genuine genius not a fucking scamming piece of shit and ALSO because Einstein had the resources and MONEY to do it. There's so many geniuses who did not have rich parents and never managed to get their project out the window. If Einstein's dad didn't have money then he would have died and remained a loser. Albeit to be honest what the fuck did Einstein invent that helped us? a lame-ass theory that doesn't help anyone AND OH LOOK THE FUCKING ATOMIC BOMB. So what did Einstein help us with? did he invent the lightbulb, the fridge, the television, the air conditioner, plumbing in your home? water heaters? heaters? Nope. Meanwhile Tesla who wanted to invent FREE energy and electricity through air instead of fumbling around with cables got mysteriously killed and never funded and never ever ... yeah you see where I'm going with this. Fuck jews, fuck their gypsy ass brains, fuck their parasitic The Thing mimicrying of white people. Jews will never be white, do you hear me, jew? YOU WILL NEVER BE WHITE. JEWS ARE GYPSIES. Jews are pajeets. Go back to india, jew. Filthy arab merchants with mental problems from inbreeding.

>> No.56453444

>>56452475
i noticed the ads became far more aggressive and jewy with the recent youtube adblock kikening

>> No.56454049

>>56449336
Anyone remember Emin (Avax CEO) posting a polycule math problem on twitter? Based af

>> No.56454400

>>56448884

lol the arthur show. ahahahaha

>> No.56454428

>ywn give her a wedgie and shove her into a locker

>> No.56454472
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56454472

I was tested as reading at a graduate (post-college) level in 4th or 5th grade
I've never had a job

>>56453442
meds NOW

>> No.56454503

>>56448884
"This is the story of pinning the weasel, my uncle larry tells me every night."

>> No.56454661

>>56452350
Huh? Isn't hitchhiker like middle school reading level?

>> No.56454694

>>56449141
Kek this

>> No.56454730

>>56449341
Dude it's a jew and the daughter of a rich banker jew

>> No.56454750

>>56451136
Glenn Ellison that's the one
>>56454730
This is what I was saying

>> No.56456140

>>56449170
That and a female version of Dexter from Dexter’s laboratory.

>> No.56456169

>>56451136
Nice, thanks bro. t. the anon you replied to

>> No.56456204

>>56452350
You passed the reading test but failed the born into Jewish nepotism test. Maybe next life.

>> No.56456990

>>56448884
Definitely the type of kid that would remind the teacher about the homework.

>> No.56457063

>>56453442
>Albeit to be honest what the fuck did Einstein invent that helped us? a lame-ass theory that doesn't help anyone AND OH LOOK THE FUCKING ATOMIC BOMB.
GPS satellites wouldn't work without relativity calculations

>> No.56457398

>>56448884
That's Sam not Caroline

>> No.56458179

>>56448943
UNCANNY

>> No.56458195

>>56449141
BEAT THE PISS OUT OF THIS NERD
BEAT THE PISS

>> No.56458214

>>56454472
"point to where you want the next plane to go"

>> No.56458261

you should check @tiffanyfong_ updates on the case. caroline was jealous of sam's fling, the chinawoman who started the competing hedge fund modulo. sam invested 400M in that company with customers funds. caroline in charge of alameda and the chinawoman of modulo both bad mouthed each other to get sam's favors.

>> No.56458268

>>56449382
she's catholic though despite a jewish father

>> No.56458272

>>56451136
where are the tokenized stocks information, literally used to suppress GME?

>> No.56458481

>>56448948
She's a jew, there's only one way that could have went.

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She would probably squeal with delight if you told her in the future she would have time to read every Newbery Medal book uninterrupted.

>> No.56459830

>>56449336
Delete this FAKE NEWS about my future wife. Dafuq is wrong with you guys??

>> No.56460474

>>56448948
literally looks the same as now.
Was she ever not a fully grown witch? It's like no matter how far you go back Jason Statham was always bald

>> No.56460532

>>56448948
wait till you find out what she really meant by what shes thinking about when she "thinks of something else"