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>> No.56402212

Never thought I’d see the day where I saw the utility in dividends but here we are.

>> No.56402217
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Today is gonna be boring. I can feel it.

>> No.56402220
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>> No.56402224

lol, I can't wait for the U.S. to be to backtrack on Venezuelan sanctions lol what is this admin doing? Free and fair elections? lmao

>> No.56402228

Also, bullflag on S&P daily, they will do it.

>> No.56402229

>>56402220
Install ublock origin, log out. Ads are for retards.

>> No.56402233

>SPY maximum pain $432
flat to slightly green day it is
gotta kill all the premium
do NOT buy 0dte's puts today or expiring tomorrow - you are asking to get your shit kicked in
they want the week to close out flat here, don't give them free premium

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>>56402224
clearly I need some coffee or something holy shit

>> No.56402237

>tradingview restricting watchlist to 30
>tastytrade restricts real time data to funded accounts

how to get around being jewed? I just want nice and clean looking graphs for free

>> No.56402239

>>56402233
don't listen to this anon, buy my options.

>> No.56402250

>>56402237
td ameritrade is the only one giving live quote with paper trading

>> No.56402252
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>>56402237

>> No.56402256

Bros I shorted Amazon yesterday. It’s already gapping up premarket. Why did I listen to StockTwits

>> No.56402255
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56402255

>no mentions of NATGAS, BOIL, UNG, NCG in the thread yet

>> No.56402261

>>56402256
because you're a Stocktwit. thanks for playing

>> No.56402262
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>>56402255
Henry Hub is a disgrace

>> No.56402267

>>56402252
raus mit der Sprache mein Jud, wo gibts das?

>> No.56402268

>>56402233
>wow! I should go short here!
Don't.
Wait until Monday.
There will be some derisking going into the weekend, but not enough for you to make money going short.
Monday similar to this previous Monday - because everyone derisks over the weekend, then nothing happens over weekend = relief rally as people buy back the positions they had to derisk on
don't buy 0dte puts here or otherwise short dated puts.
Powell and other Fed speakers are speaking today as well - you really think they're not going to to try and create a bid for the bonds?
Fuck no - they're going to come out and sing and dance to try and get the market to start buying the bonds
wouldn't be surprised whatsoever if Powell himself said
>yeah we're gonna cut sooner than we thought!
or other bullshit to try and prop up bond markets

>> No.56402272

It's kinda funny having a boomer 60/40 portfolio and watching all this analysis. Pretty comfy

>> No.56402276

>>56402237
i use tradingview. i use pen an paper for my watchlist to get around the 30 one

>> No.56402277

>>56402237
I need to write my own screener.

>> No.56402279

When are some more banks going to start failing?

>> No.56402283

>>56402237
30 is plenty imo, sectors, vxx, uvyx a few etfs as metrics and a small basket of volatile stocks.

>> No.56402284

>>56402279
If they do I think it will be next year.

>> No.56402297

>>56402237
Listen to me.
Listen to me right now.
I'm not joking, I'm not exaggerating, I'm not fucking with you.
Get WeBull.
>what? WeBull? the shitty retail app?
Yes. WeBull. You should use WeBull instead of tradingview for all your charts, all your watchlists. But that's it. Do NOT trade using WeBull - use a real broker (lol)
WeBull has the best charts, imo, out of all the brokers, by far. It's not even a competition. WeBull charting vs thinkorswim charting it's embarrassing to say but WeBull charting is literally better.
WeBull watchlist making is also 10x better.
Not only this, but WeBull offers level 2 data for only $1.99 (which is the lowest in the industry)
Use WeBull - I'm not joking. It is very, very good for charting, watchlists, viewing candles, viewing order book, viewing flow, etc.

>> No.56402299
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56402299

Why haven't you listened?

>> No.56402305

>>56402267
Lol, that is IG. I don't know if they operate in the US. They have bought Tastytrade which you complained about.

>> No.56402306

>>56402279
I haven't traded since the 2022 bear market when smg was longing siga and shorting tesla. The 2023 bullrun was an expected meme pump to bulltrap and we are definitely going way lower. I hope you do not believe all the shit we did to the economy during covid was taken care of and we are back to normal. No this is going to be a very long, slow bleed, this is where the retail traders get stripped naked.

>> No.56402313

>>56402299
I’m gay

>> No.56402319
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>>56402299
i dont take advice from fags or poors

>> No.56402322

enough about futures, when are we investing in pasts?

>> No.56402326

>>56402297
cant use that in europe yet
my broker is IB, they use tradingview in their online UI, but its a mess and clunky and their app is too powerhungry for my toaster

>> No.56402331

>>56402322
any information you view is now in the past. so basically if it isn't futures they are pasts, because what you are viewing is the price a nanosecond behind the current order.

>> No.56402332

>>56402198
What the hell just happened on the yields computer?
Green day?

>> No.56402343

>>56402322
I guess if your short futures your long pasts.

>> No.56402346

>>56402331
>observe futures
>they're in the past now

>> No.56402348

>>56402332
It's going to be green as fuck.

>> No.56402349

https://www.mining.com/web/whitehaven-set-to-buy-bhps-queensland-coal-mines/
fucking hell BHP why the fuck are you selling such an amazing asset for peanuts? At least Glencore still realizes the value of coal.

>> No.56402351

>>56402268
Yeah the idea that /smg/ had last year is that we would have an extended downward crab market with high rates. They are doing this to make bonds more attractive and take money out of the economy. I am not sure what the general consensus here is at the moment

>> No.56402354

>>56402326
>EU
oh well then you're fucked, your options are severely limited
I don't even know what EU fags use for their charting, it seems like they all use tradingview

>> No.56402362
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Someone explain the significance of the 10 year treasury yield to me like I'm 5 years old. It's the highest it's been since 2007. That doesn't sound good, but I don't actually understand why.

>> No.56402363

>>56402297
>Sign up with Phone Number

>no futures

lol

>> No.56402364

>>56402299
I was kind of hoping for conflict I guess
The news wants me to dump my oil. Why shouldn't I wait for EOY?

>> No.56402366

>>56402346
observable futures are in the past but they are still futures because that is just their name / what they are called.

>> No.56402368

>>56402362
bond market selling off
liquidity draining from markets
less money on the bid = market go bad

>> No.56402372

First fed speaker of the day in 1 minute

>> No.56402376

>>56402262
I haven't seen you post that in a while, pretty kino, almost nostalgic.

Speaking of fuckin' KINO shit:

HOLY FUCKIN' FUCK I LOVE FUCKIN' TRADING.

>> No.56402378

>>56402364
The Muslems did a jan6 so we've got conflict here at least.

>> No.56402381

>>56402362
Bonds are now attractive to risk adverse investors as they can get a risk free 5%. Also as 30 year rates are at 5%, future profits also have to be discounted by that much, which, in theory should make high pe companies like tech less attractive but the market has basically ignored that and continued to rally like it's 2020

>> No.56402385

https://www.federalreserve.gov/live-broadcast.htm
>I paused my hymns to be here.

>> No.56402386

>>56402372
no economic comments

>> No.56402389

>>56402362
The yield is the risk-free rate, and the benchmark to compare all other investments. When the rate is high, cash is more valuable, because it's more expensive to borrow, and produces a higher return. This causes deflation and will tank the stock market among other things. Also your lower-yield bonds will go down in value as they increase the rate. It will slow down the economy's production, and create a period of austerity.

>> No.56402393

I think that ameritrade trades against me. I have no proof, it just feels like it.

>> No.56402394

>>56402362
Yields go up = bonds value go down
Banks, pensions funds and a shitton of other institutions hold bonds they purchased when rates were low that are now worth like 40% or less of what they were previously worth and that they would have to sell at a huge loss if they need liquidity

>> No.56402397

>the febrhebeh bank

>> No.56402399

>>56402363
It's really, really good for charting stocks - not exaggerating
For charting futures you can just use the advanced charts on investing.com unironically

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>> No.56402403

Oh he's black.

>> No.56402408

STOP GOING UP AMAZON THERE IS LITERALLY NO REASON TO HE BULLISH ON AMAZON THE COMPANY IS SO OVERVALUED

>> No.56402407

>>56402394
A big "oh shit" moment for this decade is everyone realizing that QE might have been a great way to spur on the economy with cheap money, but it made our financial institutions and the system built on them (like retiring 401ks and pensions) stupid fragile

We still kept telling everyone to buy bonds because they were "safe" and then drove yields to zero with literal intervention economics which made the bonds worthless.

>> No.56402409

>>56402401
he just needs to stream some more diablo

>> No.56402411

>>56402378
what headlines you referencing?
Fear on hamas/israel has died out already and we won't get any action in the US until end of Q1 or Q2 2024

>> No.56402412
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56402412

WOOOOOOO LETS GOOOOO BABYYYY

>> No.56402418

>>56402411
https://nypost.com/2023/10/18/chaos-erupts-as-pro-palestinian-protesters-take-to-the-capitol-at-least-three-arrested/

>> No.56402425

>>56402394
if the banks were smart they could have shorted bonds when rates started to rise, basically nullifying coupon crash.

>> No.56402429

>>56402394
I see, so we've still got a potential bank crisis looming.

>> No.56402431

>>56402425
I didn't think bonds were fungible enough to short.

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>> No.56402434

>>56402408
should of just been like me, stacking calls on red days

>> No.56402435

Any one have a good business news streaming link? The news live now link is messed up.

>> No.56402436

>>56402418
thx anon I need to be up on my world politics
Like any other jan 6 it is a good show
The news wants me to make a bet on peace, what's in it for them?

>> No.56402447

>>56402394
it's not going to be an issue if they hold them to maturity, which means they can't sell bonds to cover losses from other investments, salary or pension payments.
>>56402425
this

>> No.56402448

>>56402436
You might not agree with Andrew Angiline and Richard Stallman (and they certainly don't agree with eachother) but both of them tend to pay a lot of attention to politics and cover stuff that isn't shoved down everyone's feed on eg YouTube and Twitter. They're great for finding unpopular but important stories.
dailystormer.in
https://stallman.org/notes/

>> No.56402449

>>56402434
No I was buying puts because it’s overvalued and I’m not gonna fight the downtrend.

>> No.56402458

wow that was a whole lot of nothing

>> No.56402459
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56402459

maybe we'll go under the 200 day finally
that would be swell

>> No.56402465

>>56402449
prime day + stacked holiday season, you’re making the wrong move

>> No.56402468

>>56402435
Just read your news with only the sound of your CPU fan whirring within the silences of Zen.

>> No.56402474

>>56402459
not a chance
because there is still some fear about the conflict, there will be some flight to quality/safety, buying of bonds today and going into Friday
this is all the market needs to relief rally, someone buying the bonds
maybe next week, or the week after
but we are not going to break below the 200 this week, and it's a suicide mission to position / trade as if we are

>> No.56402476

>>56402407
It's terrifying really and a good reminder that free money is pretty much never free
>>56402425
>if the banks were smart
I think they proved time and time again that they can be extremely retarded jej

>> No.56402480
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For me, it's QQQ.

>> No.56402485

>>56402431
banks have trading desks / revenue, all it would have taken was buying puts on TLT or short /ZB futures. Instead they are to busy manipulating gold and silver prices apparently

>> No.56402538

>>56402474
Sounds like you reaallly don’t wanna break the 200

>> No.56402542
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how low will TSLA go? what was supposed to be a bullflag broke out into a bearflag. seems like it could form another bear flag.

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> FINANCIALLY SPEAKING

>> No.56402557

>>56402542
200 maybe

>> No.56402562
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So bears are just going to keep doubling down huh? Literally everything is a bearish cataylst to you faggots lmao. "It's going to go down SO much more!!!" get a fucking grip guys, maybe you have anxiety [and a room temp IQ]

>> No.56402568
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its now 326.7 as i'm posting this, it might actually be over this time unless Powell says something good today

>> No.56402570

>>56402562
Short term bullish, medium term bearish.
Everything points to that. So yeah I'm "doubling down."

>> No.56402584

>>56402542
Bro what? Zoom the fuck out, seriously. It's very clearly going to get propped up by the 200 dma, its RSI on the 1 year chart is just barely above the threshold for oversold and it's clearly oversold on the shorter term charts. 100% guarantee you it'll be back up 10% within a week

>> No.56402587

No matter what happens today, it's going to be ok.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNqS8U9YJ8w

>> No.56402589
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56402589

10 year yield is hitting 5% today. The curve is un-inverting. This is the calm before the storm.
>>56402562
For Christmas, you will get nothing but coal

>> No.56402591
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>> No.56402596

JEW WIZZARDS DECREE NFLX WILL GO UP 17% FOR NO REASON

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>>56402591

>> No.56402599
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>>56402255
I’m HOLDing NatGas

>> No.56402600

>>56402591
disgusting

>> No.56402601
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>>56402591
>29:59

>> No.56402604

>>56402538
It's just not going to happen - 0% chance
this week is also VIXperation
it's literally free money to sell SPY puts on the 200 day SMA right now expiring today, or expiring tomorrow
0% chance that your strike gets hit
they will not let the market dump further going into the end of the week, as MM sold a fuck ton of puts, and those puts cannot expire further ITM
gotta now pump the market and/or make it close flat, gotta kill the puts so they receive all the premium
selling SPY puts is literally free money to close out the week

>> No.56402605

>>56402591
>1 second early
Yeah' i'm not buying or selling anything today

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>>56402584
>$224 at the open
>immediate massive red candle
yep sure is

>>56402591
now you're just doing it on purpose

>> No.56402607

Bros what defence companies do I buy?

>> No.56402624
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Guess T beat

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>>56402597
>>56402600
>>56402601
>>56402605
>>56402606

I give up, I'm retiring

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>>56402625

>> No.56402640

>>56402604
So you admit that the red is Big Money selling puts but you can't put 2 and 2 together to see that the market is not going to have the catastrophic crash that bears are so desperate for?

>> No.56402660

>>56402640
shit looks like its going red to me

>> No.56402663

I am once more reaching a newer higher ATH. Cattle spreads are the current secret to my daily succcess.

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>>56402625
I appreciate your effort. Keep improving anon!

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>https://www.statista.com/statistics/502208/tesla-quarterly-vehicle-deliveries/
How can anyone look at this chart and keep poopooing on Tesla?? You'd have to be a never-Elon cultist to claim the company isn't doing objectively well

>Between April and June 2023, deliveries crossed the 466,000 unit threshold, a new record for the brand
Like, you have to be shilling to shit on these numbers, right?

>> No.56402673

>>56402625
maybe you should utilize some kind of AI computer program to automatically post at the right time

>> No.56402675

>Noooooo! We were supposed to get our end of year rally with record high interest rates, oil & gold moving back higher, layoffs, and rising dollar! What happened to seasonality? Markets are rigged!

>> No.56402677

the market is saved

>> No.56402682

>>56402625
This is why I said not to bully him, he does a pretty good job.

>> No.56402692

>>56402625
It's just banter mate
Without you /smg/ gets even shittier

>> No.56402695
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ishnallah today i will net even on uvxy

>> No.56402697

>>56402675
>Record high rates!
Lmfao no, they are not. Hahahaha you have to be trolling. Or 13.

>muh oil and gold
Literally never a good indicator of anything

>layoffs
Literally what the Fed has been asking for

>Rising dollar
That's somehow bad for the US economy...??

See you in a couple weeks when things are neon green and you're still confused

>> No.56402699

>>56402673
It would be pretty easy to write a "click post button at 9:30" bookmarklet. The jitter could still be as high as a second or so though between all the DOM stuff going on and opening the connection and whatnot.

>> No.56402701

>That immediate return to reality drop on the NasdACK
You love to see it

>> No.56402707
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I'm up $15k this month, not even my best month.
You stupid faggots suck at trading, get a real job LOL

>> No.56402710

>>56402667
Elon keeps slashing the price of his vehicles, and tesla just missed on its earnings. the proof is in the pudding. it delivered cars that people paid for, big whoop. domino's delivers the pizzas that were ordered, you don't see them using that as a bullish theory.

>> No.56402711

>>56402625
Good, good. Let the hate flow through

>> No.56402714

>>56402604
>>56402640
you're fucking stupid man
>So you admit that the red is Big Money selling puts
buddy. when MM sells puts it is bullish. selling puts is a bullish position. when MM sells a put, they short shares proportional to the delta of the contract to hedge. when the market rises, they buy back the shares they sold short, helping the market rally even more
Have you never heard of "put wall" and why a put wall is bullish?
if everyone has bought puts, if everyone is short, then when they close out these puts, close out their shorts, the market rallies
>you can't put 2 and 2 together to see that the market is not going to have the catastrophic crash
buddy, they're unrelated. we are going to pump / go flat until the end of the week, the options expire, then the move can continue
it does't mean "oh now the move is done" - no MM make their money on the options expiring worthless, repositions so that if the market continues falling they'll be continuing to make money
your post literally sounds like it was written by a 12 year old child who just started learning about markets

>> No.56402717

>>56402697
Cope and seethe faggot.
The US will go into a soverign debt crisis and there is nothing you can do about it

>> No.56402720

>>56402697
>And that's a good thing!

>> No.56402721
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I went to go make coffee and WTFWT??!?!

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>>56402697

>> No.56402731

>>56402667
>>56402710
https://youtu.be/WTbJcBUnUV8?t=704

>> No.56402732

>>56402721
Yields continuing to use this market as their personal ass-toilet

>> No.56402745

>>56402717
30% of US debt is owned by foreign creditors, you have no idea what you're talking about

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UVXYbros?

>> No.56402772
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56402772

Fuckin ALLIANZ lied to me. Look at the chart!

>> No.56402776

>>56402746
it goin up but I'm still about 900% short of netting even

>> No.56402782

The US exports "freedom" as a kind of resource extraction against its declining population. The more peace their is in the world the easier the load is on the US for the same amount of control via the dollar as the reserve currency.
If the Israelis chill out we could get a rally in bonds and stocks.

>> No.56402789

NFLX saved the market

>> No.56402792

>>56402599
Well CHECKED your little not a nigger self then.

>> No.56402795

>there are people in this thread who’s portfolios are meaningfully effected by short term price action

>> No.56402799

Did some hedgie-coalition missclick on NFLX or what the fk is this

>> No.56402805
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56402805

>>56402673
soulless

>>56402682
>>56402692
it's not the banter lol, I haven't hit 9:30:00 in like 2 weeks. I'm off my game. Might be time to hang em up.

>> No.56402809

>>56402799
Holy shit those options!

>> No.56402812
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>>56402795
I put a buy order in for nvda and it immediately shot up, so why yes I do have wizard powers.

>> No.56402814
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56402814

>>56402809
GOD DAMN

>> No.56402816

>>56402814
pretty high IV

>> No.56402817

>>56402795
Are percentage drops in value affecting smaller portfolios more than larger portfolio?

>> No.56402821
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56402821

I'm getting so many sale emails. WTF is going on in consooom land?

>> No.56402822
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im sure the lower highs on the monthly chart don't mean anything.

>> No.56402824
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56402824

>>56402816
2 grand a unit!

>> No.56402823

>>56402799
probably Tesla memers moving on to pump their next meme stonk

>> No.56402838

>>56402814
>20%
>>56402824
>18%
Better find a power source.

>> No.56402840

>>56402817
No, where did I imply that was the case. What was clearly implied was that I find it funny how over leveraged some posters are

>> No.56402844

>>56402822
let's let this DCB play out a bit before doubling down again.

>> No.56402845

>>56402824
Look at the LEAPS.
$50 per contract.

>> No.56402850

puts on netflix duh

>> No.56402865
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haha TLT dumpening

>> No.56402872

>DXY falling
>SPY falling

>> No.56402875
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56402875

>he bought the TSLA "dip"

>> No.56402876
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56402876

>ITS MOASSING THE WRONG WAY AAAAAAAAAAAAA LUM POSTER SAVE ME

>> No.56402882

>>56402876
go back to ur cage

>> No.56402886
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56402886

STOP SHORTING THE AMERICAN ECONOMY

WHERE IS YOUR PATRIOTISM GOYIM?

>> No.56402887

>>56402876
Another -50% and it will finally be a buy again

>> No.56402888

>>56402876
moass, more like HOMO ASS amirite lmao gottem

>> No.56402890

>>56402876
Damn bro remember when this shit was 134.8?

>> No.56402891
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56402891

do you guys know where I can get the "cbot fed fund rates futures" ?

>> No.56402892
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56402892

>>56402876

>> No.56402895

>>56402876
Don't worry, once the financial system collapses, gme will be worth a billion dollars a share. Why does no one take us seriously?

>> No.56402897

>>56402891
Buy them? Or get data?

>> No.56402901

>>56402876
It's going to 0

>> No.56402904

Wtf goyslop is rugging

>> No.56402914
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56402914

The only thing you will ever need to buy.

>> No.56402919

>>56402875
Do the people posting dumb shit like this actually not know how to zoom out? Or is it just trolling? Or...?

>> No.56402921

>>56402897
just searching for a website which publishes them every day

>> No.56402922
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56402922

what will powell say?

>> No.56402935

>>56402921
I use "marketwatch" for futures quotes although it's not great. https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/future/ff00

>> No.56402937

>>56402914
but it's trending down

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56402938

>>56402891
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/stirs/30-day-federal-fund.quotes.html#venue=globex

>> No.56402942
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56402942

>>56402922
>Woah Black Betty

>> No.56402949
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56402949

>>56402922

>> No.56402950

>>56402937
zoom out.

>> No.56402956

>>56402922
>These yields are STEAMROLLIN' NIGGAZ LIKE AN EIGHTEEN-WHEELER WITH A DRUNK DRIVER DRIVIN'
THERE'S NO SURVIVIN'

>> No.56402958

>>56402922
that he cares about black unemployment

>> No.56402961

>>56402922
fed is data driven

>> No.56402962

>>56402707
Short or long QQQ sempai I just want a direction

>> No.56402972

>>56402904
Nice. I didn’t check the markets today but thanks for the alert so I can scoop some PepsiCo

>> No.56402978
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>>56402950
Ok. Lower high in 5y chart.

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>>56402972
In all seriousness, this is why I still post here: everyone spergs about everything and it's like a schizo retard AI assistant.

>> No.56402986

What time does Powell speak? I need to know when to load up on calls

>> No.56402998
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56402998

>>56402978
Zoom out more...

>> No.56403002

>>56402986
12pm EST

>> No.56403004

>>56402986
12:00

>> No.56403005
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56403005

>>56402986
>the bull thesis is Jayhawk's hawkish hawk-speech

>> No.56403011

crab market today what do the mini futures look like?
> all red
whelp

>> No.56403012

>>56402998
There's still a blatantly visible lower high in that chart. It has topped.

>> No.56403015

>>56403005
SPY is down against a falling dollar and yields. Max pain and futures are at 434. Everyone's waiting for him to say nothing and when he's done it will shoot up $4.

>> No.56403022
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56403022

>tranny steel

Thanks for the free money

>> No.56403029

>>56403015
it all went into euro

>> No.56403036

>>56403012
>people will never use amazon again
>people will never use apple again
>people will never use google again
>people will never use msft again
>people will never go to home depot, ever again
Yea we have topped lol

>> No.56403037

>>56403029
For now.

>> No.56403042
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56403042

netflix the shit stock +16%. me had longs simply cause algorithms told

and tesla -8% it was expected. may correct to 200 levels before going up a bit again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abnEeNWxzNM

>> No.56403043

>>56402922
>economy is still resilient
>fed is committed to 2% target
>higher for longer
Every time a retard asks whether he will hike or not
>maybe we will hike in november, maybe we won't
Every time a retard asks if he's gonna cut rates
>maybe this is the top, maybe it isn't
>depends on the data

>> No.56403045

>>56403036
I'm not saying nobody will use those anymore. I'm saying that indice has topped. It is very overvalued.

>> No.56403062
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56403062

The market is getting eerily quiet

>> No.56403068
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56403068

SHAMELESS

>> No.56403073

>>56402922
>i'll sit right here and spin right round, right round.

>> No.56403083

I started buying in september after a long break and the market crashes. And the times ive tried to short, its been crashing upwards. I am sorry for not warning you fellas, but since im holding now, you can be assured thats its going deep in red for very long.

>> No.56403086

>>56403036
I'm not saying he's right but things aren't looking great for big caps either. Especially with the crazy concentration in tech.
>>people will never use amazon again
Driven all of their competent workers away, abused sellers to the point that there's consistent arbitrage available for drop shipping, everyone is canceling Prime while they lose their jobs.
>>people will never use apple again
Consistent QA issues both in software and hardware. Following a clear monopoly -> decline cycle tech companies go through.
>>people will never use google again
Everyone competent is either up their own ass working on Go or put on treadmills. They've trashed their reputation and no one wants their crap. All of their products are trash fires that slowly burn to the ground if they don't get discontinued first. They've recently announced they want google.com to look more like aol.com.
>>people will never use msft again
They want to pivot to a cloud services company. Lol.
>>people will never go to home depot, ever again
Home builders are about to rug.

>> No.56403087
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56403087

UVXYSIRS WE WINNING

>> No.56403093
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56403093

>>56403045
>"It is very overvalued."
Says your 3rd grade education and TA?
what makes a chart "overvalued" when price is based on cashflow and revenue growth.
I swear some of you people are actually retarded

>> No.56403096
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56403096

Once more, KOLD kall klan lynches BOIL niggers.

>> No.56403099

>Trading in this instrument is currently halted
What's the point of shorting the market if they don't let you cash

>> No.56403106

>>56403093
Well Google doesn’t really have any cash flow. Not anything tangible that is. Google doesn’t pay a dividend and is the equivalent of an NFT

>> No.56403109

>>56403093
High P/E and EV/FCF valuations. I know you won't see it but stocks in general are simply overvalued. You don't have to take my word for it and we don't need to argue about it. You'll see.

>> No.56403114

>>56403099
Your nose is not long enough.

>> No.56403123
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56403123

Indexes, with the soul exception of XLE are fucking gay.

>> No.56403137
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56403137

Never doubt Senpai Powell. He traversed us through covid. He will traverse us through the Israel war.
>imagine not being bullish on saving israel

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56403143

>>56403106
>GoOgLE DoESnT HaVe CasH FloW
okay you are actually retarded.
>>56403109
>You'll see.
where have I heard this before lmao

>> No.56403148

TRADING IN SOME UK STOCKS HALTED DUE TO AN (((INCIDENT)))

>> No.56403149

>>56403087
sqqq still down. that will be the first to make significant moves

>> No.56403151

>>56403143
I've been right so far. Trending down will continue until the market proves me wrong.

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>>56403137
I will be bullish on saving Israel if they start the printing machine..

>> No.56403165

>>56403106
>Google doesn't have any cash flow
What? They have a whole as self serve ad platform, what the fuck are you talking about

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56403166

>>56403151
I am probably more right than you.

>> No.56403167

>>56403015
I wanna see him get to the podium and then just stand there for 10 minutes, then stack his papers and walk off stage. Who knows what the markets would do.

>> No.56403169
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56403169

why do we always dump before powell speaks when it pumps after or pump before when it dumps after?

>> No.56403170
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56403170

>>56403166

>> No.56403174
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56403174

TLT found a bottom right bros?

>> No.56403177
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56403177

I will be fading any UVXY move above 18, this is financial advice

>> No.56403179

>>56403166
Let's see. No point arguing about it. I'll come around if I'm proven wrong... Will you?

>> No.56403185

>>56403166
>-$40
Bro you will never financially recover from that.

>> No.56403186

>>56403179
Only proof is your portfolio balance. If you do not have more than me you are simply wrong. sorry

>> No.56403187

>>56403043
There won't be hikes, but he will hold.

>> No.56403197

>>56403186
Hope you have your stops in place then

>> No.56403198
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56403198

>HUT calls

>> No.56403203

Im fucking sick of this shit
When do you capitulate? What percetange loss is the threshold? I am at -7.5% and I dont know if I can take another red day like this man

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56403207

>>56403174
It has not bounced nearly enough. Y'all just missed the last turnoff for Crackaville.

>> No.56403209

>>56403203
Do it around noon. Sacrifice your losses for our gains

>> No.56403212

>>56403143
Yeah Google is an NFT speculation stock. They don’t offer shareholders any value at all. Google consulted with Warren buffet on how to keep voting control of the company and still go public. They love suckers like you that can’t extract money from a company unless you sell shares. GOOG (class c) has no voting rights and. There’s GOOGL that offers 1/10 the voting rights as class B shares but unfortunately class B shares are not publicly traded. Google is a Terrible investment and anyone that owns publicly traded shares in Google is a massive retard

>> No.56403213

>>56403197
I have puts to hedge

>> No.56403216
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56403216

>>56403203
only buy stuff you want to hold forever, then you never want to capitulate, only buy more when it gets cheaper

>> No.56403218

>>56403212
??? You are retarded

>> No.56403219

>>56403209
Im europor. Market closes in 15 bing and then I can finally be free. Until tomorrow. We've had 6 straight days of literal -2% on our index here, people are visibly jaded in the supermarkets and at work.

>> No.56403222

>>56403165
Yes they have it and they don’t return it to investors. Being an insider in Google is great, being and investor, not so much

>> No.56403229

>>56403218
Sorry for your mogging that this is your only response. Google shareholders are some of the biggest cucks on the planet

>> No.56403231

>>56403096
Boughted me a little injection report DIPPARINO

>> No.56403234

I'm "that guy" at my job
how do I fix this?

>> No.56403235
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56403235

>up 3%
I was gonna shift my AMZN into SQQQ but I guess I'll hold until Q3 earnings

>> No.56403242
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56403242

>>56403229
You what m8? What kind of silly cope is this?

>> No.56403243

>TTOO Biosystems

Kek thanks for playing baggies

>> No.56403249

>>56402542
People are starting to notice Tesla actually isn't as profitable as the next 10 car manufacturers combined and it's never going to be. Missed earnings, very negative comments from Elon on cybertruck, plus they're marking down prices on everything like 30% but not adjusting inventory valuation which is just plain accounting fraud.

Also their cars are mid.

>> No.56403252

>>56403222
That's a fair statement

>> No.56403255
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56403255

>Who’s ready for uncle Jerome to go higher for longer your portfolio into the red with no Vaseline?

>> No.56403256
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56403256

>>56402299
I bought the dip in 2008 and 2016.
I will buy the dip in 2024

>> No.56403257

>>56403234
Irreparable. People form an opinion of you within 1-2 minutes of speaking with you. After that, its set in stone. This effect compounds when others talk about you and converge on their individual opinions to form an even stronger collective judgement. Its over.
T. "that guy"

>> No.56403258

>>56403234
The weird sperg guy or the guy who fixes everyones shit because everyone is a retard?

>> No.56403260

>>56403234
Wolf shirts

>> No.56403264

Jesus christ forgive me for my ID

>> No.56403267

>>56403255
Imagine being in the red.
LOL
LMAO, even.

>> No.56403271
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56403271

>>56403264
hah

>> No.56403273

>>56403255
"higher for longer" has been priced in since a couple of weeks already
if he says it again, we'll crab
if he doesn't say it, the s&p will jump 500 points

>> No.56403278

>>56403234
>>56403258
If it is the sperg guy just quit and find a new job, shit perpetuates.

>> No.56403286

>>56403264
What do I buy/short?

>> No.56403293
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56403293

>>56403086
Wow dude you really tried to go for it. Christ. Imagine unironically being this fucking pessimistic, sad really.

>> No.56403294

>>56403166
>balance history
>just add more money bro

Lol those jumps are added funds

>> No.56403306

>>56403242
You’re shilling for a company who uses shareholders as a piggy bank. Google is great for the insiders but the stock market investors get nothing. They have massive amounts of cash flow. Where is it all going? It’s not going to the shareholders. it’s going to buybacks so management can raise EPS and earn themselves massive stock based compensation packages which further dilute the shareholder. It’s going to random consultants to waste millions because executives are scared to make any moves without hiring a consultant scapegoat so if it doesn’t go their way they can say “ I hired the top consulting firm in this field”. Those consultants are just going to confirm managements bias anyway. Sorry you’re finding out like this but Google is one of the worst companies you could invest in.

>> No.56403309

>>56403294
I wish TDA didn't display added funds to the %increase.
:(

>> No.56403314
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56403314

The more I think about stocks, the less I think of women and trying with them. Anyone relate?

>> No.56403323

>>56403306
>Where is it all going? It’s not going to the shareholders. it’s going to buybacks
lmao. You've outed yourself.

>> No.56403327

>>56403314
yes, and eventually your final form will be protecting your stocks from women

>> No.56403336
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56403336

>>56403314
you will always loss money chasing women, but you'll never lose women chasing money

>> No.56403339
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56403339

Damn my calls were losing money so I rolled them and now the new ones are losing money too

>> No.56403346

starting bag loading. Powell don't fuck me over please

>> No.56403348
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56403348

>>56403306
>it's not going to shareholders
>it's going to buybacks
this post is niggerlicious

>> No.56403350

>>56403212
Yes, Alphabet’s top people have overwhelming voting power. Meta is similar; normal shareholders basically can’t outvote Zuckerberg.

That’s important to know and it’s fair to criticize, but you’re incorrect in saying Alphabet doesn’t financially benefit their shareholders. They have free cash flow. Some is used for share buybacks and some they reinvest in the company. If you want a 2% buyback to be a dividend, just sell 2% of your GOOGL shares.

>> No.56403351

>>56403339
IMO pretty much the only time you should roll options is away from the money and out when your current options are profitable but your catalyst hasn't happened yet.
>>56403346
If you're already calling them bags it's not a good trade.

>> No.56403354
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>>56403336
I can't lose them if they never think about me in the first place

>> No.56403358
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56403358

We're basically normies now

>> No.56403364

>>56403358
Speak for yourself, I'm almost all cash LEAPS and bonds.

>> No.56403370

>>56403358
>last peaks were in 2000 and 2007
oh nonono

>> No.56403372

>>56403350
Anon it is okay, you have a room temp IQ and you are trying to understand the stock market lmao.
All you need to understand is line go up

>> No.56403373

>>56403358
Always have been.

>> No.56403377
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56403377

I told you about the cattle spread bro, I warned you

>> No.56403379

>>56403323
Stock buybacks are so popular because they benefit executives in the company whose compensation is based on stock options and hitting EPS targets.
> In 2012 the 500 highest paid executives named on proxy statements averaged remuneration of $24.4 million, with 52% coming from stock options and another 26% from stock awards. With ample stock‐based pay, top corporate executives can gain from boosts in stock prices

Executives are also often compensated based on the company hitting certain EPS targets, which makes them purchase shares even when it makes no sense

> We find a disproportionately large number of accretive stock repurchases among firms that would have missed analysts’ forecasts without the repurchase. The repurchase-induced component of earnings surprises appears to be discounted by the market, and this discount is larger when the repurchase seems motivated by EPS management

>> No.56403381

>>56403358
I see this as a major top indicator and adjusted my portfolio accordingly.
>when the shoeshine boy is giving you stock tips etc. etc.

>> No.56403382

>>56403306
I think you know the vocabulary but you don’t understand the principles of the theories

>> No.56403384
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>>56403314
I get fucked way more often trading stocks

>> No.56403387

>trading halted
>no fucking info or news about it anywhere
literally what the fuck

>> No.56403388

>>56403354
they'll never think about you nor me. they only see whats in front of them. so when you're taking a vacation down in florida on your yacht after hitting it big in the market after a few years, they'll notice you. then you can either go full Andrew Tate on them, or go full Jordan Belfort

>> No.56403392

>>56403387
Ticker?

>> No.56403394

>>56403381
It includes mutual funds & etf holdings, so it's not necessarily the same thing
>Details: The rise in those who own stock directly — that is, by buying individual shares rather than through mutual funds — was a big driver.

>> No.56403398

>>56403387
Take this, noob
https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=tradehalts

>> No.56403402

>>56403388
You could always live in florida. No state taxes. 150$ to start a business. Cheap land. Always sunny. Pretty sweet

>> No.56403409

>>56403350
Alphabet literally issued a different class of C shares that have no voting power so sergey and Larry wouldn’t have to dilute their control over alphabet

>> No.56403410

>>56403348
There is ample evidence that stock repurchases are overly utilized to meet EPS targets to confirm with analyst expectations, to pump stock prices for enhancing executive pay and stock-based compensation.

But in theory, it should still be fine, right? Dividends or stock repurchases are all the same thing! Nope.

Basic common sense will tell you that stock repurchases only make sense when the share is trading at below its intrinsic value. The same principles of investing apply when purchasing your own shares, as when you buy those of another company. Ideally, a company is in a better position to know the intrinsic value of its shares, so wouldn’t companies buy back their shares at attractive prices? But this doesn’t happen.

If the thesis is true, then share buybacks should increase during recessions and lowered prices, and decrease during bull-runs, right? After all, if share prices are depressed beyond reason, then it’s the perfect time to pick up your own shares on the cheap. The truth is that the reverse happens.

tldr: buybacks are often executed when the stock price is up because management needs to hit an EPS target so they can be rewarded with stock options. So while I agree that buybacks return value to the shareholder in the right circumstances, they can be abused. Paying a dividend takes that opportunity for management to cheat their compensation packages. I’m sorry you didn’t know that

>> No.56403411

>>56403402
and full of cubans

>> No.56403418

>>56403402
How do I move to Florida as a Dane with no real skills? I have 250k to my name, and I have been toying with the idea of just saying fuck it all and going on a travel visa and then just staying in the US until someone kicks me out.

>> No.56403420

>>56403402
>Always sunny.
What? It rains for ten minutes like every day. Also when it rains for any longer your insurance company drops your policy.
And then on top of all of that it's way full of black people and immigrants.

>> No.56403426

TSLA is preventing SPY from ripping. Once TSLA reverse courses, we are flying

>> No.56403431

are you guys long oil yet? I keep telling you.

>> No.56403433

>>56403409
Yes, that’s what I said. Like Meta, like McCormick, like some other firms.

>> No.56403437

>>56403382
I understand that buybacks can be abused for the benefit of one or two executives at the cost of shareholders. I love buybacks. Visa is one of my favorite stocks and they heavily focus on buybacks and growing their dividend. I’m sorry I get very emotional when talking about the NFT known as Google

>> No.56403441

>>56403418
Just do like everyone else in the world and take a trip to Juarez and walk into El Paso with a Biden 2024 shirt on and they’ll give you an immigration court date in 2033

>> No.56403443

>>56403379
>Stock buybacks are so popular because they benefit executives in the company
Lets rephrase..
>Making the stock value higher is so popular because it benefits executives in the company
Holy shit, what a concept.

It's like your brain is trying to rationalize the idea that incentives drive behavior, but you just can't quite connect the dots.

>> No.56403444

>>56403431
Been long oil since months ago. Feels good

>> No.56403445

>these US trading sessions...

>> No.56403446
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>>56403431
OIL?
OIL!

>> No.56403447

>>56403392
the entire of LSE, I can't tell

>>56403398
ishygddyty

>> No.56403450

>>56403420
Avoid Miami
>>56403418
You could easily buy a house in Pinellas county. Beautiful beaches with enough space to hide away from the local riff raff.

>> No.56403451

>>56403418
Why would you want to leave Denmark to come to the trash can of the planet?

>> No.56403454

>>56403441
Im just gonna fly into Fort Lauderdale like a normal white person on a travel visa, thanks. I was asking about long-term solution and not a guide on how to get beheaded with a chainsaw in Tijuana

>> No.56403460
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>>56403447
Here’s why

>> No.56403461
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56403461

I need to turn my $-9 annual stock trading income into $215,000
help

>> No.56403462

>>56403443
Yes they do make the stock value higher. No shit throwing $3 billion into buybacks will raise EPS. What I’m saying is they don’t do it efficiently when they have a stock based compensation deadline to meet. They’re using company money inefficiently for personal gain.

>> No.56403463

>>56403454
You'll schedule a meeting with USCIS, then they'll lose your papers and wait until you fly to the embassy to tell you to get fucked. You definitely have a better chance of getting in following the other poster's advice.

>> No.56403472

>>56403461
Just stop living in democratic metropolis.

>> No.56403476

new
>>56403473
>>56403473
>>56403473

>> No.56403477

>>56403461
>half a mill is lower middle class in SF
Lol.

>> No.56403478

>>56403461
You buy low and sell high.
Maybe take some dividends on the way.

>> No.56403479

>>56403450
Surely I cant buy a house without a green card. Im illegal you know

>>56403451
Its a trash country designed for mediocre sheeples. Terrible weather, no nature, draconian laws about everything, insane taxes, cars cost 125% more simply due to added VATS, people are autistic as fuck. In short, we have no freedoms. None. Im too suave and mellow to be with these morons. I should be tending to my own bar serving booze to middle aged boomers.

>> No.56403480

>>56403461
West Coast, Worst Coast, holy shit

>> No.56403491

>>56403410
Buybacks can be badly timed, yes, but so can dividends. Paying a dividend when the cost of capital is high is the same problem.

>> No.56403495

>>56403387
>>56403447
alright I found it. Why did I have to internet sleuth this? This was over an hour ago and only Bloomberg had a tiny article on it.
god I hate how fucking INCOMPETENT EVERYONE IS
https://liveservice.lseg.com/node/282

>>56403460
yeah nice one

>> No.56403497
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>>56403444
I listened to my boy Cramer

>> No.56403500

>>56403479
We don't have freedoms either, people get fired all the time for saying what they think on facebook. I empathize with the increased taxes, but if you don't have insurance over here one medical incident means you're now in debt the rest of your life.

>> No.56403539

>>56403462
Ok genius, what would be more efficient?

>> No.56403544

>>56403491
That can be true if the payout ratio is too high. It’s up to the investor to keep track of those things

>> No.56403599

>>56403544
Yes. Just like buybacks.

>> No.56403734

Woah the political stuff is coming apart pretty quick.

>> No.56403741

>>56403497
I've really got to set up a feed that uses an LLM to inverse him.

>> No.56403806

>retardrally out of nowhere
>fed man in t-20
hope none of you guys are dumb enough to become exit liquidity because they're clearly gonna pull the rug

>> No.56405722

>>56402972
Why PepsiCo?