/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.56396459]

>starting out
https://pastebin.com/5k97ei9V

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/f8Pa7nGg

>Basic Boomer ETF investing
https://pastebin.com/HcSq25Ns
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Options resources
https://pastebin.com/szHJ2xNF

>Educational sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>upcoming news and reports
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.earningswhispers.com/

>>56395060

[Anonymous No.56396472]

I CANT TRADE WITH THESE SHIT LINKS HOVERING OVER ME

[Anonymous No.56396484]

This whitehouse can't even pump this shit. I aint riden with this geriatric fucker no where.

[Anonymous No.56396486]

A treasury "auction"?

[Anonymous No.56396490]

>yields climbing back up
AAAA

[Anonymous No.56396491]

Can it be power hour yet?

[Anonymous No.56396493]

>>56396459
Based Mises OP.
I love Wioletta so much bros.

[Anonymous No.56396495]

SLURP THE DIP

[Anonymous No.56396497]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56396501]

Long TLT.

[Anonymous No.56396506]

>>56396493
sexy giraffe

[Anonymous No.56396508]

>Yields.

[Anonymous No.56396512]

Looks like perma mumoids with nonstop bickering about bears literally disappeared . Actual dumb fucks. There is no better top signal thant these faggots especially the glowie one

[Anonymous No.56396524]

>He didn't long oil & gold while shorting SPY & NQ.

[Anonymous No.56396525]

it's over

[Anonymous No.56396527]

>>56396506
God I wish my hands were on her neck right now.

[Anonymous No.56396529]

>>56396459
>Tu Ne Cede Malis Edition

[Anonymous No.56396535]

Will power plants and dams automatically explode if the 10Y breaks 5%?

[Anonymous No.56396540]

>>56396535
yes

[Anonymous No.56396544]

Any of this premarket stuff tomorrow look bullish or bearish? The market dumped on jolts job numbers then pumped on adp employment numbers the next day so I have no idea how shit is getting interpreted anymore

[Anonymous No.56396546]

Is it too late to buy puts?

[Anonymous No.56396547]

>>56396459
allah akbar

[Anonymous No.56396549]

>>56396512
About two weeks ago the cumBreathIsDaWae samefagging alliance started a pretend infighting LARP within their pseudonyms.

[Anonymous No.56396550]

>>56396512
Greedy smug mumu has to be smacked down from time to time is all

[Anonymous No.56396560]

Peak fuckin US trading session. Dump dump dump dump, slight pull up over 10 min, dump in 1-2 mins.

[Anonymous No.56396562]

UNG is almost in my slurp zone

[Anonymous No.56396565]

>>56396544
after today, bullish, anything to get a slight bump.

[Anonymous No.56396568]

He,p a nigga out. Do these Greeks mean I’m good to hold another day?

[Anonymous No.56396574]

>>56396512
nice drip fa.m

[Anonymous No.56396575]

>>56396568
>theta
lul when is your expiry?

[Anonymous No.56396576]

We will spend the rest of the year between 4200 and 4400

[Anonymous No.56396583]

>>56396388
ES00 was at 436 for most of the day. The auction didn't seem to change much, SPY bounced off a clear linear downward trend pretty precisely.

[Anonymous No.56396584]

>The entire FinTwit was talking about meltup, bull flag, ATH, muh call flow the past week.

>We dump into support about to break through

Is it the ultimate normie contrarian indicator?

[Anonymous No.56396593]

>>56396568
$29per day theta decay, but it could gap up tomorrow and likely will you might wanna cash it out fren

[Anonymous No.56396595]

Alright, whos grave do you want to dance on first bobros?
> Nasdaq troons
> 60/40 portfolio holders
> Car dealers/flippers
> CRE investors
> Collectables scalpers

[Anonymous No.56396601]

>>56396584
A bullflag I said today too. It might be one. You can only tell after it is finished, but for the time being it looks like one in the making.

[Anonymous No.56396602]

>>56396584
People have been talking about a melt up for weeks though.

[Anonymous No.56396603]

>>56396584
Twitter is the utimate counterargument to the idea of the wisdom of the m8kh4gasses

[Anonymous No.56396611]

>>56396603
>m8kh4gasses

[Anonymous No.56396612]

>>56396584
What they talking bout this week?

[Anonymous No.56396614]

>>56396512
>if i took that off would you die?

[Anonymous No.56396616]

guess its back to the drawing board.....

[Anonymous No.56396619]

just escaped from PLTR, drinking my cold TAP beer.
i still got my CROX on, ain't nothing going wrong.

[Anonymous No.56396620]

>Calls

[Anonymous No.56396626]

>>56396593
Don’t say no one ever took your advice!

[Anonymous No.56396634]

[Anonymous No.56396636]

>>56396576
I believe it

[Anonymous No.56396635]

>>56396560
How about the last six months of pumping

[Anonymous No.56396637]

>>56396626
Good job, also you know the thing, bird, hand, bush

[Anonymous No.56396642]

Small caps will have their day.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.56396644]

The US government is insolvent.
Trump will be reelected to a second term in a landslide victory.
Biden and the FBI are going to prison.
FACTS.

[Anonymous No.56396645]

So beings my ascension to 5 figures.

[Anonymous No.56396647]

Cover short at the open tomorrow. Look for another short entry Friday. NVDA comes crashing down within 52 calendar days.

[Anonymous No.56396651]

>>56396635
I''m talking about the 1-5min chart. That slow slow slow bleeding than a fuckin spike over 1-2 minutes and then dump again. Or bleed bleed bleed, stop, slow buildup, looking good, BOOM 1-2 min drop to start.

[Anonymous No.56396655]

>>56396645
good job anon, more $$ than most bears

[Anonymous No.56396659]

>>56396611
I fucking got captcha'd again, god I hate this piece of shit

[Anonymous No.56396664]

>>56396635
Just look what it is currently doing

[Anonymous No.56396666]

>>56396645
Moving on up

[Anonymous No.56396677]

>>56396642
>Small caps will have their day.
I pray my fren.

[Anonymous No.56396682]

>>56396645
based

[Anonymous No.56396683]

this dump is weak as fuck
any weaker and it would be pumping instead

[Anonymous No.56396688]

>>56396616
We didn't make it.
I was actually up briefly and then got greedy. I feel like an idiot.

[Anonymous No.56396694]

puts heemed
bear pil etf heemed
portfolio heemed
soxs doing fine

[Anonymous No.56396695]

>>56396683
>it's real
what a timeline we live in

[Anonymous No.56396696]

>>56396642
Idk if slurping Russell is even a good idea it's been crabbing for a year, if it goes back to an ATH it will probably be when rates get cut

[Anonymous No.56396697]

This bear exhuberance can only mean one thing ...

[Anonymous No.56396700]

when you burn your paycheck week after week and realize you could of just given it to your mom. Or a homeless guy

[Anonymous No.56396706]

What even was the reason for the dump? I thought it was the auction but we dump further. Currently the market pumps and dumps each day on nothing.

[Anonymous No.56396709]

I just bought bullish spreads, I hope that doesn't make me too much of a homo

[Anonymous No.56396719]

>>56396706
have to wring out all the leverage before we go to ATHs

[Anonymous No.56396728]

Look at the SPX, that's what I mean, trap after trap after trap after trap. This doesn't happen when we moon. It goes straight up, but down, so often those faggot steps

[Anonymous No.56396729]

>>56396706
0dte niggers must hang.

[Anonymous No.56396738]

>>56396700
Or me! At least I'll split it with you unlike the market makers

[Anonymous No.56396739]

>MARA gap fills the day before i get paid

[Anonymous No.56396749]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[Anonymous No.56396757]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56396761]

>>56396706
>on nothing

[Anonymous No.56396764]

I think spy 428 or 427 is gamma territoy?

[Anonymous No.56396765]

>>56396706
Something broke under the hood. Blackrock and the Fed have tried desperately to keep the market up. Why do you think Biden was sent to negotiate peace talks after an entire week of posturing? They lost control last Friday and it won't be the last time.

[Anonymous No.56396766]

Lower lows... uh oh

[Anonymous No.56396768]

>>56396739
payday loans exist for a reason

[Anonymous No.56396769]

Have mercy Bobo please

[Anonymous No.56396771]

Dumb fucks.

[Anonymous No.56396773]

>>56396706
DXY went up.

[Anonymous No.56396775]

At 1:30 cst support became resistance and basically mumus are retarded

[Anonymous No.56396778]

>>56396761
I'm shorting, but it still fuckin annoys me when the market dumps on nothing, yes. Yeah, today was the auction, didn't know about it. But then the fake pump into dump and further dump. So what's the reason? Frontrunning Tesla earnings?

[Anonymous No.56396780]

tsla beats nflx beats 30 point gap up

[Anonymous No.56396783]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

BUT I INVESTED IN THE TECHNOLOGY!!!!

[Anonymous No.56396786]

>It’s our time now

[Anonymous No.56396790]

>>56396764
In a few days people will beg for it to shoot up that high

[Anonymous No.56396796]

This is a bloodbath. Who else is getting fucked?

[Anonymous No.56396798]

>340 order on BRK-B went through
Wtf I was expecting that tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56396800]

How many tranches of NVDA short are we up to now?

[Anonymous No.56396802]

>>56396780
kek

[Anonymous No.56396805]

>>56396768
the funny merchant man will not double dip on me i'm already getting fucked by the russell dumping while spot btc holds steady

[Anonymous No.56396811]

>>56396796
Would

[Anonymous No.56396820]

>>56396798
I already sold my brkb hedge puts for a profit today because I didn't want them to expire.
Oh fuck.

[Anonymous No.56396821]

>>56396796
Nah I'm a MICnigger.

[Anonymous No.56396822]

Imagine treasury yields manage to pump over 6% KEK

[Anonymous No.56396827]

>>56396822
Soon.

[Anonymous No.56396833]

Ok, I'm going to open Bloomberg now. 30 mins free online stream.

[Anonymous No.56396850]

INVOKE EXECUTIVE ORDER 12631 ALREADY

[Anonymous No.56396854]

You can't stop fate.

[Anonymous No.56396864]

remember: market makers have to make money

[Anonymous No.56396867]

TSLA calls?

[Anonymous No.56396869]

What time TSLA ER at

[Anonymous No.56396870]

>>56396706
Bonds dumping kills wall street, way too many unrealized losses on the long treasury trade. You will have fire sales on every asset class if yields keep going up.

[Anonymous No.56396871]

>>56396867
guaranteed profit

[Anonymous No.56396877]

I'm closing at a new ATH, despite being more long than short lmao

[Anonymous No.56396878]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.56396879]

>>56396796
Sauce pls

[Anonymous No.56396886]

What's the best time to sell options for premium? Is 1 month before expiration date good enough?

[Anonymous No.56396888]

My 0DTE butterflies were perfect today, right when it hit the exact peak was right when they were gonna force close them for me at 3:30 anyways, not too shabby, who else got lucky today?

[Anonymous No.56396889]

>>56396867
Guaranteed losses

[Anonymous No.56396893]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.56396894]

>>56396867
tsla is the durgasoft of automakers so yes

[Anonymous No.56396902]

>>56396893
>-1.62%

[Anonymous No.56396903]

NOOOOOOOOTFLIX

[Anonymous No.56396904]

>>56396893
it went okay bby exited some poor positions now we wait

[Anonymous No.56396905]

>>56396893
-0.33%
Not too painful thankfully

[Anonymous No.56396906]

>NFLX
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOOO BOBO U THERE ??

[Anonymous No.56396914]

>>56396886
You need to calculate the IV and see if you think it's mispriced based on FA.

[Anonymous No.56396918]

>>56396871
saved for your guaranteed enjoyment

[Anonymous No.56396919]

>>56396886
someone has a chart but I think at 30days theta decay becomes exponential

[Anonymous No.56396921]

>>56396888
took spx 4300p 0dte at 1.65 sold 2.10 could be worse

[Anonymous No.56396925]

>>56396893
I'm going back to bed.

[Anonymous No.56396927]

woke up from a nap. think i might b getti sick

gonna open my broker and see if stops were hit

[Anonymous No.56396929]

>>56396906
NASDAQ 15k eoy confirmed

[Anonymous No.56396930]

ROMAINE BOSTICK LAUGHING AT CYBERTRUCK DELIVERIES

[Anonymous No.56396937]

Also someone keeps buying year out puts on GOOG at way above market price EOD and it makes it look like I'm up like $200 every day.

[Anonymous No.56396940]

Wtf I didn't know it was earnings season already

[Anonymous No.56396943]

>>56396921

[Anonymous No.56396945]

>>56396906
Tsla is the one that will kill plebbit if it misses

[Anonymous No.56396956]

>>56396937
Which puts you got?

[Anonymous No.56396960]

>>56396956
They're in October next year way OTM I think. It's sort of a moon shot but Google is looking pretty rough.

[Anonymous No.56396969]

SAP are such obnoxious-pretentious bitches, reporting earnings with US. Who would have thought they missed.

[Anonymous No.56396980]

>>56396871
hold on

[Anonymous No.56396985]

thank God I didn't sell my -4k Netflix position before the bell. This move eradicated all my losses

[Anonymous No.56396986]

>>56396969
After using their stuff at Honeywell I'm always a little surprised they still exist.

[Anonymous No.56396987]

Kek @ TSLA & leddit

[Anonymous No.56396993]

>>56396634
pay up you can't play in palestine and not pay rent

[Anonymous No.56396996]

>>56396893
-12$

no stops hit so thats good.

[Anonymous No.56397001]

rip hydrogen stocks

[Anonymous No.56397005]

>>56396986
They even are the heaviest constituent on the DAX, which is why I short it.

[Anonymous No.56397009]

i bought, have a lower order too just in case

[Anonymous No.56397010]

>>56396893
good

[Anonymous No.56397011]

>>56396985
Shhhhhhh. Don't let them hear you say that, or they will pump it just to scare you into a panic sell at a loss in the morning before resuming the dump

[Anonymous No.56397015]

oh nonono bobo is that TSLA turning green AH?

[Anonymous No.56397016]

>>56396993
>ransom?
>no I'm calling to tell her rent is due

[Anonymous No.56397025]

>It's fine. I'll just buy more!

[Anonymous No.56397027]

>>56396993
>>56397016
Kek! Unfathomably based landlord.
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.56397030]

>>56397015
TSLA missed and it's still pumping which tells me it's a cope and will get reversed later on. Check back in 90 mins if you think I'm wrong.

[Anonymous No.56397031]

SVIX bros remember your training

[Anonymous No.56397032]

>>56396459
PLEASE tell me you bought the 17% MCD dip anon, most obvious

[Anonymous No.56397037]

What kind of options shenanigans is this?

[Anonymous No.56397039]

>>56396802
goddamn it why did i put that into the universe

[Anonymous No.56397044]

>>56397030
It's called a preemptive dip buy, buy the dip before it dips

[Anonymous No.56397047]

>>56396893
Made more than my paycheck (pre tax) from my normalnigger job. It's a strange feel.

[Anonymous No.56397055]

>>56397044
There were retarded levels of options buying either side so it's going to shake out for a while but it's going to settle lower

[Anonymous No.56397064]

is that highly semitic company that produces poorly made ev's gonna have good numbers?

[Anonymous No.56397065]

ive been heemed, financially
down 1% today

[Anonymous No.56397067]

I FUCKIN LOVE NETFLIX AND CHILL

[Anonymous No.56397080]

Wow! What a rough day in the financial markets. My $640 000 portfolio is dissolving before my eyes! I admit, I am feeling anxious. Is there any thing to be done?

[Anonymous No.56397082]

>>56396886
0dte so you have exposure to the most face-ripping theta decay every single day

[Anonymous No.56397092]

>>56397067
Avatar saved Chadflix...

[Anonymous No.56397093]

>>56397080
I advise seeking professional help such as that of financial advisor Shelly Kane.

[Anonymous No.56397102]

>>56397093
I second this. Financial advisor Shelly Kane really helped me!

[Anonymous No.56397105]

>i didn't take out a payday loan like that one anon said to all in MARA
i am so fucking pissed it is unreal

[Anonymous No.56397110]

>>56396524
I literally kept telling and telling and telling yet people did not listen. They argued with me and said I was insane and that "they won't let it crash" and what have you. Fucking hell. There is still time but I doubt these baggies will wisen up

[Anonymous No.56397113]

>>56397093
>>56397102
Thank you, I believe it is best to seek her services. How can I contact this financial advisor Shelly Kane?

[Anonymous No.56397121]

>>56397110
weak crash bobo
not impressed

[Anonymous No.56397124]

>>56397093
>>56397102
Man what the fuck I thought this was going to be a porn whore.

[Anonymous No.56397131]

>>56397039
Is that your content, if so well done

[Anonymous No.56397155]

>>56397121
Like I said there is still time. Indices might still stage a bullshit dead cat bounce but that support is cracking already. I know you won't listen but just remember my warnings. Glowie and a few others who would only argue with me did not. They've been getting awfully quiet as of late.

long oil
long gold
short nasdaq
short NVDA
short TLT

[Anonymous No.56397157]

Let's say you have Pelosi powers, and you can tell the top and bottom of any stock/index/commodity by looking at it. How can you get the absolute most leverage to maximize your profit? Is it just options?

[Anonymous No.56397158]

That's it. As I said in the previous thread, I am going all in tomorrow since Netflix beat. Consoomers are giga strong, the job market is strong, rates don't matter, mortgages don't matter, price gouging doesn't matter... just consooom.
Well, this drop in the indices also kind of warrants a nice buy so it's perfect. Fuck Netflix btw

[Anonymous No.56397160]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY FREE 30 MIN OF BLOOMBERG HAVE ENDED
WHERE WILL I NOW GET MY CUTTING EDGE INTEL ABOUT FINANCE AND THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.56397171]

>>56397155
I have my qqq puts, strike is at 330 a month out.
Feeling pretty confident, was considering selling naked calls so I can buy more puts but I don't want to bet against clown world too much

[Anonymous No.56397178]

>>56397157
I take the one in red, better tits and long hair

[Anonymous No.56397187]

>>56397030

[Anonymous No.56397191]

Anyone looking at defense stocks KS with what's going on in the middle east. I'm thinking RTX and GD

[Anonymous No.56397193]

>>56397160
come on bud
http://www.freeintertv.com/view/id-2991
https://tubitv.com/live/555124/bloomberg-tv
https://oneotv.online/live/bloomberg-live-tv/
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/
https://www.livehdtv.net/europe-btv-live-stream-bloomberg-europe/

[Anonymous No.56397195]

>>56397157
futures

[Anonymous No.56397194]

>>56396886
When IV is high and obviously right before a pivot or reversal

[Anonymous No.56397197]

>>56397171
Godspeed, I have Jun 21 '24 with 280 strike. I'm not great at short term timings but the writing is so fucking blatantly on the wall. Good luck to the future retail bagholders.

[Anonymous No.56397223]

>>56396893
+0.62%, bagholding PYPL was a mistake

[Anonymous No.56397226]

>>56396595
happeningfags

[Anonymous No.56397229]

>>56397158
I CONSOOMED this month quite a bit.

[Anonymous No.56397233]

>>56397047
Don't worry you'll give the market a refund soon enough

[Anonymous No.56397236]

>>56396595
"fundamentals dont matter" cunt-faggots

[Anonymous No.56397239]

>>56397113
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[Anonymous No.56397247]

>>56396893
-0.10%
the gundlach 25/25/25/25 wins again

[Anonymous No.56397252]

>>56397233
Uh that was 2022 thank you.

[Anonymous No.56397262]

>>56396688
once again, the market just loves to bamboolze people. i thought it was going to do the usual routine of jump up in the morning, crab violently throught the day only to pump back up to the morning high by the end of the day. even my TA seemed to like that. instead it finally broke the support level its been bouncing off of the past week.

[Anonymous No.56397271]

>US Vetoes UN Resolution For Gaza Ceasefire As Biden Visit Fails To Calm Fears Of Wider War

>Update(1535ET): The big controversy out of the UN Security Council on Wednesday is that the US vetoed a draft resolution calling for a humanitarian pause in Gaza, as Israeli airstrikes continue and ground forces are reportedly still staging for an invasion.

>The draft resolution was proposed by Brazil and condemned "the terrorist attacks by Hamas," urged the release of hostages, while calling for a "humanitarian pause" or ceasefire. 12 members approved the draft Wednesday, the UK and Russia abstained, but the United States shot it down.

[Anonymous No.56397273]

>>56396893
I remain in /cashgang/ but a short setup is developing. Maybe.

[Anonymous No.56397275]

Getting heemed harder than September
Surely there will be a decent recovery in the next few months

[Anonymous No.56397281]

YOU WILL DIE TSLA

[Anonymous No.56397287]

>Moving something on my patio
>I see a tiny frog
>"howd he get in here the entire place is screened off"
>try not to disturb it but its too late
>frog jumps into my pool
>my chlorinated pool
>too steep for him to get out
>oh shit he's gonna die
>try to get him out
>he swims deeper
>its dark out so I can't see him
>spend 20 minutes looking for him
>wake up this morning to try to get him out now that I can see him
>he's gone, likely sucked up by the drain or something

Sell everything bros.
I just ended pepe.
>

[Anonymous No.56397289]

>>56397281
AND NVDA

FUCK YOU OVERVALUED TECH SHIT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.56397290]

>>56397271
>the United States shot it down.

[Anonymous No.56397302]

>>56397281
pump my bags first please

[Anonymous No.56397308]

>>56397275
>Surely there will be a decent recovery in the next few months

You are supposed to add, "I just know it!", to the end of the sentence

[Anonymous No.56397315]

>>56397287
I sucked up a silverfish with a vacuum today. lol get rekt nerd.

[Anonymous No.56397329]

>>56397287
Not like that bro, that can't be the end, r-right?

[Anonymous No.56397331]

>>56397287
/home/nate/Pictures/polygons__are__gay.jpg

[Anonymous No.56397339]

i tried picking some stocks
i guess i'm no winner
with so many losses
i can't afford dinner

[Anonymous No.56397342]

>>56397308
My investments are with good companies
They will come back

[Anonymous No.56397346]

>>56397339
Eat cornmeal like me poem anon. $0.34 per pound.

[Anonymous No.56397352]

AN NVIDIA FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.56397357]

I once ate nothing but rice and beans for a month and that's why I'm here being a turbojew today.

[Anonymous No.56397363]

>>56397346
I'm getting by mostly on rice and ramen these days

[Anonymous No.56397373]

>tfw my whole IRA is in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.56397381]

>NVDA gets chips act funds
>Use them to sell chips to China at a cheaper rate

Cool

[Anonymous No.56397382]

Nvidia is backlogged to hell with h100 GPU orders, dunno how they expect to churn out yearly consumer GPUs upgrades when they can barely keep up with professional needs.

[Anonymous No.56397402]

>>56397357
you're parents were wealthy and gave you a house to sell at 18 which you sold to a family friend. then you went on to buy multiple homes using a now outlawed variable mortage rate to quickly flip homes. once you built you're little cash fund you went into REITs and sold a book and do TED talks for money. YOU'RE NOTHING LIKE ME. I EAT BEANS AND RICE BECAUSE I HAVE TO. YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN KNOW THE TASTE OF RICE AND BEANS

[Anonymous No.56397421]

>>56397339
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[Anonymous No.56397422]

>>56397363
Eggs seem to be bottoming scoop some up maybe, and make an egg and cheese sandwich, diversifying your diet a bit.

[Anonymous No.56397423]

Heh, suck it up goyim. You do what we tell you.

[Anonymous No.56397425]

>TSLA clearly misses earnings
>but stock pumps due to AI and (lmao) cybertruck hype
>FCF more than half of estimate
I will now begin addding TSLA shorts to my compendium of successful predictions. Again there may be a dead cat bounce but this party is going to crash hard.

Remember my warning. My predictions have been right thus far. TSLA will be my next prediction. Shorting this pump... WITH NO SURVIVORS

[Anonymous No.56397428]

how bad will tomorrow be?

[Anonymous No.56397435]

is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.56397444]

>>56397425
i bought a tesla this year and don't want to drive another vehicle ever again.
it's a good company with a good product that i use.

[Anonymous No.56397447]

>>56397435
That measly support won't hold. Might stage a fakeass gay dead cat bounce. Take that as an opportunity to sell/short

[Anonymous No.56397449]

>>56397428
i think complete reversal and we begin crabbing again.

[Anonymous No.56397450]

>>56397435
Where have I seen that pattern forming before?

[Anonymous No.56397457]

>>56397444
Undoubtedly. The stock however is very blatantly overvalued and is slated for a smackdown.

[Anonymous No.56397481]

Tbh I don't think rates are high enough yet.

[Anonymous No.56397489]

>>56397481
That is right; they are not. TLT puts is the way.

[Anonymous No.56397491]

tesla and NVDA are unironicall 100 bil market cap stocks tops, cant wait to see them crash, and it WILL happen

[Anonymous No.56397501]

Memes aside, there is not a person on Earth who is able to watch Netflix without first accessing the worldwide web via a router.

[Anonymous No.56397509]

>>56397491
pump it already

[Anonymous No.56397517]

>>56397491
I probably wouldn't go that far but they certainly are both immensely overvalued and price discovery is starting to take its toll on those inflated stock prices.

[Anonymous No.56397531]

>>56397373
Based boomer

[Anonymous No.56397532]

>>56397517
they will stay bubbled till the first MMs try to get out
apple google etc can at least somewhat pretend their market cap is reasonable (it's not either)

[Anonymous No.56397533]

>>56397402
rice and beans can be tasty if made right desu

[Anonymous No.56397550]

>>56397532
I'd say the smartest money is already out.

[Anonymous No.56397564]

the cybertruck is fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.56397587]

>>56397501
How'd your portfolio of random shit do today, wrestler man?

[Anonymous No.56397597]

Looking at GOOG, that may also have found its top. MSFT and AAPL looking less certain.

[Anonymous No.56397606]

>>56397501
The Undertaker Index is gettin fuckin weird man.

[Anonymous No.56397607]

> TSLA
> NFLX

BOBROS I BEHEEMED MYSELF

[Anonymous No.56397618]

I'm literally shitting myself waiting for Tesla results

[Anonymous No.56397620]

>>56397607
Don't know about NFLX but I'm fading this TSLA move. It might rally a bit but this rally doesn't feel legit. It almost seems... scared.

[Anonymous No.56397621]

Solid brown heat map.

[Anonymous No.56397626]

>>56397587
Like a pile of random shit. Thanks for asking

[Anonymous No.56397629]

>>56397618
they better pump it
they should honestly just post fake numbers like nvda

[Anonymous No.56397635]

>>56397501
I really like Glencore and Conoco.

[Anonymous No.56397654]

what are the magical words to enter into an american woman´s cunt? meet a couple of them a few years ago, they are built differently from the average european.

[Anonymous No.56397656]

As a dividend growth investor you should not be overly concerned with your portfolios market value. Instead, the focus should be on a growing stream of income.

[Anonymous No.56397662]

>>56397501
>My... My r-router i-isn't provided by cisco..

[Anonymous No.56397669]

>>56397656
dividend investors are so fucking retarded

elon musk is even more retarded

[Anonymous No.56397671]

Imagine not swing trading a chart this glorious. Wtf are you even doing with your pathetic lives?

[Anonymous No.56397673]

>>56397621
Gib dorky butterface redhead gf

[Anonymous No.56397677]

>>56397656

Does it have any tax effects if you just invest in three or four companies, and as a result, when they pay out their dividends, you earn an amount above certain legal thresholds which qualifies you for higher taxes?

[Anonymous No.56397682]

so the key to success is to hike prices and become generally less usable and friendly towards your consumer base?
NFLX is truly astonishing.
also: the consumer will slop everything and anything.

[Anonymous No.56397684]

>>56396930
Kek, I don't blame him. "Two more weeks!"

[Anonymous No.56397689]

>>56397671
Looks pretty similar to NVDA chart lel.
>h&s completing
>breaking support
>gap waiting to be closed

[Anonymous No.56397694]

>>56397671
>He doesn't know about XIV.
Fuck around find out I guess.

[Anonymous No.56397702]

>>56397673
https://redheaddays.nl/ take cash

[Anonymous No.56397708]

oh no teslachuds what happened

[Anonymous No.56397713]

>>56397669
Cope
>>56397677
Qualified dividends are taxed like picrel. A married couple can enjoy $84,000 per year at a 0% tax rate

[Anonymous No.56397714]

>>56397708
fucking piece of shit

[Anonymous No.56397717]

Say goodbye to carmakers again, look how badly indebted they all are. Rate-pocalypse.

[Anonymous No.56397719]

SQQQ chads we eatin good, but the eatin has only begun
t. 5 digit holder since march 2023
>I'm going to be the first person to have a successful SQQQ trade with long term capital gains tax

[Anonymous No.56397727]

>>56397694
>shorting vol when VIX is in single digits
>shorting vol when VIX is in single digits and every vol based ETN is forced to rebalance in a 15 minute window
>shorting vol when volatility based ETNs are the majority of the volume in the VIX futures market
shiggydiggy
fortunately none of these things taht applied to XIV apply to SVIX. The time to short is now

[Anonymous No.56397738]

>>56397689
>TA on volatility ETN
kek I like it

[Anonymous No.56397745]

>>56397702
OH SHIT THAT'S MY BIRTDHAY IT'S HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.56397747]

On days like today I'm glad I outperformed not just the Russell, but dogshit stocks I fucking hate.

What dogshit stocks do YOU fucking hate, /smg/? Did you beat them?

[Anonymous No.56397749]

NVDA has an RSI in the 20s on the 1 month chart. Lmao, great job bears you put it on sale for Big Money AGAIN

[Anonymous No.56397751]

>>56397717
Man those niggers want like $40k for the most basic shitbox with a CVT that fails 1000 miles down the road. Fuck em.

[Anonymous No.56397762]

>>56397745
Ireland is a different experience. They really do drink like it's a sport. Every day is all gross and grey like shitty cold rain.

[Anonymous No.56397772]

>>56397762
>They really do drink like it's a sport
I am an alcohol and drink at over 1,600m in elevation. I will win the contest of the natives and take home my prize bride.

[Anonymous No.56397811]

>>56397713
yeah, sadly i have neither a woman or american citizenship. do you own either Altria or Verizon? those seem like they would pay themselves in about 12 years (or less if i reinvested those dividends) if they always kept them the same

[Anonymous No.56397816]

Got those Netflix puts ready?

[Anonymous No.56397850]

>>56397816
its up 12% nigga

[Anonymous No.56397855]

>>56397811
No. I’m focused on dividend growth and those companies meet none of my criteria.

[Anonymous No.56397856]

Taiwan Semiconductor earnings are tomorrow, will probably either make or break tech for the week.

[Anonymous No.56397869]

>>56396893
-3.12%
could be worse

[Anonymous No.56397874]

>>56397708
Fuck. Shame it dropped before market open. I would have shorted at open. Ah well my prediction was still right.

[Anonymous No.56397956]

tesla should get banned for shitting up the market AND the roads

[Anonymous No.56397967]

>>56397956
Tesla will be heemed, you'll have to make do with that. Nasdaq will go down along with it. NVDA and TSLA are leading the charge down

[Anonymous No.56397981]

wtf is musk doing LOL how high is he

[TheQuasar !fbX8Rb/CRM No.56397991]

Where were you when TLT made a new low?
>be TheQuasar
>be in the office
>see TLT make new low
>no

[Anonymous No.56397998]

>>56397991
I was holding TLT puts. I still am.

[Anonymous No.56398028]

>>56397991
Where were you when you realized that a majority of the red over the last two years has just been Big Money selling puts to retail faggots?

[Anonymous No.56398049]

>>56397501
Funko

Jesus

[Anonymous No.56398056]

>>56398028
How does it work? When Big Money wants to make a stock move a certain way and they have millions of shares, how do they confidently start dumping them?

Don't other banks have millions of shares? And don't they compete? And couldn't the competing bank offset this by buying millions of shares?

How do banks "dump" with such confidence? I know they have the power to move markets, but I'm not sure how they do when every bank's MO is to compete.

[Anonymous No.56398057]

Buying a fat bag of Soxl if it hits $17.99

[Anonymous No.56398066]

>>56398057
>buying SOXL tomorrow
my condolences

[Anonymous No.56398071]

>>56397015
>>56397187
:)
>>56397030

[Anonymous No.56398078]

ASMB girls, we have won.

[Anonymous No.56398082]

>>56398066
SOXL is unironically awesome. I've sold so many CC on mine it could go to zero and I would still be in the green.

[Anonymous No.56398083]

>>56398056
They don't have to sell the actual shares, they just sell insurance policies on their shares in the form of put options, which retail faggots buy because they desperately want things to go lower. But it's a self fulfilling prophecy, because Big Money wants the prices lower, so they can buy their own dip.

[Anonymous No.56398104]

Why don't the banks just sell the bonds and buy NVDA?

[Anonymous No.56398130]

>lower highs
>higher lows
what does this mean for TSLA?

[Anonymous No.56398136]

>>56398130
Check the aftermarket and find out lmao

[Anonymous No.56398139]

>>56398130
Currently one of the biggest and most obvious bull flags in the market

[Anonymous No.56398140]

>>56398083
Premium as a concept is insane.
>>56398082
I considered the idea of living off of premium and it's insane. Do I want to live off of covered calls someday, taking advantage of gambling.

Or, are my calls being bought by my brokerage and are they then selling them to the gamblers. Either way, I have a top hat and cane

[Anonymous No.56398144]

>>56398130
It means short the fuck out of tech.

[Anonymous No.56398143]

>>56398130
who?

[Anonymous No.56398150]

>>56398130
it means Elon Musk needs to stop wanking around like some new rich retard.

[Anonymous No.56398151]

I blame Bidet for this

[Anonymous No.56398159]

Another day. Another state worker pay hike is being endorsed by the governor of my state. If the legislature passes it during the next session that starts in January I'll get a 6% hike in July 2024 and a 4% hike in July 2025. Which is on top of the pending income tax cut that happens in January to. Note; They've got the money to do it. Enough is allocated from the last budget to cover the 6% and they're sitting on 1 billion plus surplus funds so covering the 4% is puny stuff.

[Anonymous No.56398160]

>>56398140
>>56398082
Am I retarded if I have almost 700 shares of SOXL and I'm not selling covered calls? Is it really worth the trouble?

[Anonymous No.56398163]

Burn in hell Tesla

[Anonymous No.56398167]

>>56398159
What state and what do you do? I thought all states were operating on a massive deficit

[Anonymous No.56398176]

>>56398163
Amen. God wills it. Tech belongs in the lake of fire.

[Anonymous No.56398181]

>>56398167
Not mine. KY. As to what I do? Well "nothing" really. 18 years in and uh nobody bothers me about nothing. I sleep, walk, read, bag stocks, and uh take kinda long lunches when I do the little stuff that I get paid to do. About the only thing I don't do is read hentai cause well the phone screen is kinda to small for that.

[Anonymous No.56398186]

>>56398160
Nah, I've almost gotten blown out a few times. Actually, I did and then I had to wait and buy the calls back.

If you think you understand the stock's movement (ETF I mean) then yeah go ahead. Because it's one of the few ETFs that people buy like lottery tickets. But that could change.

If and when AI really gets its success rally--meaning the companies are doing well, the economy's doing well, etc--then big money's obviously going to pile in and it won't work anymore. Or it'll just have to be done at way higher levels

[Anonymous No.56398189]

Can TQQQ hit 41 by eow, please?

[Anonymous No.56398192]

whats your rank and what character one and dones you the most?

[Anonymous No.56398194]

are bulls ready to kill themselves tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.56398196]

>ozempic cures diabetes, heart disease, liver disease, kidney disease, obesity, and potentially even alzheimers
SAVA sisters, it's ovef

[Anonymous No.56398201]

>>56398194
Only if support breaks tomorrow. That will be when the HODLers start panicking

[Anonymous No.56398213]

>>56398160
depends on your cost basis and what your willing to settle for as a strike and possible selling price of the underlying
unless you plan to roll if it goes ITM that is, which typically is not profitable

[Anonymous No.56398214]

>>56396459
Imagine dressing like this, no wonder nobody takes libertarians seriously.

[Anonymous No.56398232]

>>56398201
I'm still packing. Just like KO boomer.

[Anonymous No.56398242]

>>56398232
Dividend chads are a different breed

[Anonymous No.56398244]

Uhm.... where are our bakers?

[Anonymous No.56398253]

>>56398244
All of the bakeries went bankrupt due to high interest rates, energy prices and reduced consumer demand. This is the last /smg/

[Anonymous No.56398257]

>>56398181
I meant what is your state worker position but I respect your can’t beat em join em mentality

[Anonymous No.56398272]

>>56398244
last /smg/, bread lines forever, good this this was the /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.56398278]

>>56398257
I'm pretty sure some anon narrowed it down kek, I don't know why people post identifying info. especially when you have a certain typing style/avatarfagging

[Anonymous No.56398281]

to the anon who posted yesterday that the market would be up today because of youtube "TA expert" analysis: I tried to warn you

[Anonymous No.56398303]

>>56398160
holy shit anon, yes. I started selling CC at prices where I would make profit, eventually through premiums I broke even keeping 90% of my shares. as an example yesterday I sold $20 11/3 for 1.25 average and closed today morning for 0.63 average making a couple thousand in premiums. I'm not sure what your average is and you may have to risk being assigned below your average since you didn't start immediately.

[Anonymous No.56398312]

>>56398244
they unionized and negotiations broke down at $0.00/hr

[Anonymous No.56398317]

>>56398312
That can't be right. They're on a sliding pay scale where they have to earn at least as much as jannies...

[Anonymous No.56398324]

My stocks are prairie doggin

[Anonymous No.56398329]

i just wanted to make a small amount of money. i just ...needed enough to survive, why. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.56398336]

is WBA finished?

[Anonymous No.56398352]

Are you doing okay Tesla?

[Anonymous No.56398360]

>>56398244
bread related inflationary layoffs

[Anonymous No.56398369]

NEW
>>56398368
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>>56398368
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>>56398368
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>>56398368

[Anonymous No.56398384]

>>56398336
Every pharmacy contracted Rite AIDS

[Anonymous No.56398471]

>>56396871
>guaranteed profit
u OK guaranteed ?