/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.56384988]

she tried to tell us edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.newslive.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

previous /smg/ >>56383585

[Anonymous No.56385005]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.56385007]

buy LUNR

[Anonymous No.56385008]

thinking 'bout them bonds

[Anonymous No.56385012]

we short squeeze into a +1% eod, thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.56385013]

>>56384988
I'm happy for that anon, it's about time they had a good day.

[Anonymous No.56385014]

*rushes up and starts hammering your short*

[Anonymous No.56385016]

>>56384988
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56385017]

Blessed to have another red day for my biweekly Roth IRA contributions. Brick by brick

[Anonymous No.56385022]

Did we get too cocky bobros?

[Anonymous No.56385026]

Everyone laugh at NVDA baggies

[Anonymous No.56385031]

>>56385026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.56385033]

Fed + PPT intervened on the bonds again :^)
>we got your back, market
gave green light to rally

[Anonymous No.56385036]

Anons, suppose i make it and amass 100.000 k to 250.000 k invested on dividends for a steady stream or year -round income. What can i expect from the IRS?

[Anonymous No.56385038]

>>56385026
Within 5 years time, I'll be laughing at you from my 10x profit. That's before leverage.

[Anonymous No.56385039]

Should I slurp the NVDA dip bros?

[Anonymous No.56385042]

NVIDIA WILL NOT 10X CAUSE IT'S DOGSHIT

I'M ALSO UP 14950% YTD

[Anonymous No.56385044]

>>56385036
You can expect to pay them 20-70k or get audited.

[Anonymous No.56385046]

>>56385038
show position

[Anonymous No.56385048]

>>56385039
No it's over, NVDA is dead and no one will need semiconductors or computer chips ever again. AI can only respond back with poopoo and peepee and IM FINANCIALLY RUINED!!!

[Anonymous No.56385055]

>>56385036
in the US, you'd just pay a straight 15% of qualified dividends received. if you haven't held them for a year, then the dividend is taxed at the regular income tax level.

[Anonymous No.56385057]

[Anonymous No.56385058]

>>56385039
Every dip is worth slurping.

[Anonymous No.56385062]

>>56385039
I thought about it but it's still up 278% over the year, so I abstained.

[Anonymous No.56385065]

TTOO is going to $50. Buy in now or lose out forever.

[Anonymous No.56385070]

>>56385057
Mumu is dead!

[Anonymous No.56385072]

>>56385007
>buy my bags

[Anonymous No.56385073]

>>56385065
That's a good one

[Anonymous No.56385086]

>>56385055
The ceilling is much lower in my country its almost castrating.

Say, how much money can you deposit on your bank account before trigering a warning signal? And how much money can you have deposited before they also signal you as an high assets individual?

[Anonymous No.56385088]

At least my Funko pop dolls will retain value...

[Anonymous No.56385091]

BUY PICREL

[Anonymous No.56385092]

>>56385070
Idk he's showing some signs of life

[Anonymous No.56385094]

>>56385033
I'm not joking
as long as they keep intervening, keep suppressing yields, we will rally
market sees this and goes "okay Fed has our back"
tomorrow 1:00pm = 20yr auction - they won't be able to suppress the yields, and keep saying "The Emperor is wearing clothes! I promise he's wearing clothes!"
but today, we may unironically close +0.5%+ as a result of their probably good 5th or 6th intervention in the bond market in the last 2 weeks

[Anonymous No.56385111]

I've just reached a newer higher ATH (+464%)

[Anonymous No.56385115]

>>56385072
correct. buy them.

[Anonymous No.56385120]

>>56385094
I hate the fed so much.
LET MY PUTS PRINT ALREADY

[Anonymous No.56385126]

>>56385033
how? You can keep it short.

[Anonymous No.56385128]

>>56385086
i've changed bank accounts and moved 100s of thousands around without any issue or question. the only thing banks will ask you about is if you want to take out a lot of cash at a time ~$10k+

[Anonymous No.56385129]

>>56385094
Nice troll post. It's over, the era of stocks is finished. The era of bonds is now. 10 years from now everyone will have forgotten what stocks even were. It will be remembered similarly to other forgotten words like masculinity.

[Anonymous No.56385131]

What's the deal with ACMR? No news and it pumps 6% on a red day.

Can chinks PnD a 1b company?

[Anonymous No.56385132]

>>56385111
You lying sack of sh- ...oh, uh nevermind, trips of truth say you really did, nice job fren!

[Anonymous No.56385135]

>>56385092
Market is healing

[Anonymous No.56385136]

>>56385128
>>56385086
and when i refer to cash, i mean the physical paper stuff.

[Anonymous No.56385144]

DXY NEW LOWS

[HARBINGER OF FNKO No.56385150]

>sold my soxs at the top for 1500 profit
>parlayed that straight into 30 brand new shares of csco
>just checked and fnko is green today again

[Anonymous No.56385152]

>>56385131
They pumped a shell company into the top 5 US stocks for about a week and you're asking if they can pump a measly billy mcap

[Anonymous No.56385153]

Where is that SOXS nigger?

[Anonymous No.56385156]

>>56385115
keep away from me. lunr is going to 0 btw

[Anonymous No.56385155]

>>56385039
I'm only buying below 200. It's insanely overpriced right now.

[Anonymous No.56385157]

BUDDY LOOK AT BOND YIELD COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.56385163]

>>56385132
correct, thanks!

[Anonymous No.56385165]

>>56385155
Why? It's performing well

[Anonymous No.56385169]

>>56385157
WHICH COMPUTER? THERE IS A 10Y OLD A 20Y OLD AND EVEN A 30Y OLD COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.56385172]

Welp, shows over, the morning hour of excitement is coming to an end just like that. Crab around here the rest of the day.

Trade accordingly

[Anonymous No.56385181]

>>56385165
Then buy it ffs

[Anonymous No.56385186]

>bonds
TIMBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

[Anonymous No.56385189]

>>56385169
TAKE EM ALL OUT

[Anonymous No.56385192]

>>56385181
I did but it's just slightly over where I bought it lol

[Anonymous No.56385197]

Bros I lied to my girlfriend for years and said I only had about $15k saved. She saw my account and how much I made on LINK (about 12x that) and now shes mad. What do

[Anonymous No.56385203]

>>56385128
Where im at we still have 2008 rules.

>Not allowed to take out more than 400 from the bank per day/ on two account movements (as the maximum value you can take out at one time is 200)
Unless i close down my bank account, at that point they have to give me everything
>Cant walk around with 10.000 k
>If i make deposits of 5000 i will be signalled by the IRS, but they are track for deposits of around 1500.
>Cant receive payments in another currency over the 3000 euro equivalent without declaring those
And i have no idea of other factors

[Anonymous No.56385204]

>>56385192
Then sell it ffs

[Anonymous No.56385209]

>>56385197
>wat do
Realize that it's wrong to lie about crypto gains unless you were one of the individuals who bought bitcoin below $100

[Anonymous No.56385211]

>>56385163
Nice, now just don't get all cocky and over confident and blow it on a few bad trades after such a good run like I've done to myself several times

[Anonymous No.56385212]

>>56385197
Tell her its "our" money. You did it because you love her then dump her after some more sex

[Anonymous No.56385213]

A 7 sigma personal credit event

[Anonymous No.56385214]

>>56385204
Why? It's going to go up in value

[Anonymous No.56385217]

>>56385165
With a PE of 100+ you're betting it stays the only player in the AI hardware market forever and that it grows 2x the size of Apple. Obviously the market sees this and the only people buying right now are FOMO retail investors.

[HARBINGER OF FNKO No.56385219]

>>56385153
I sold at 11.46.
What sort of retard streetshitter longs a leveraged etf kek

[Anonymous No.56385220]

>>56385213
Few understand this

[Anonymous No.56385225]

>>56385213
Holy shit! What's the next stage? An 8 Ligma?

[Anonymous No.56385227]

>>56385214
I can tell just by the quality of the ai generated images that are spammed in these threads, and I can only imagine those were the "good" ones.

[Anonymous No.56385229]

>>56385219
Typical short term thinking nigger

[Anonymous No.56385233]

And gaming GPUs will always be niche and this market won't grow enough to justify this valuation. It's just insanity.

[Anonymous No.56385234]

>>56385214
Then why are you posting here?

[Anonymous No.56385235]

>>56385197
Buy her a necklace of precious stones and fuck her while she's wearing it, she'll be happy you're rich + got jewelry + got fucked good

[Anonymous No.56385236]

A Greek letter that means a number just flew over my house even though I don't really know what it means!

[Anonymous No.56385239]

>>56385213
Best I can do is one smegma, sorry

[Anonymous No.56385240]

>>56385227
No sir, these are the good ones. Please do not redeem.

[Anonymous No.56385242]

>>56385197
tell her she should be happy you have money. apologize for lying but say finances are very personal to you.

[Anonymous No.56385243]

Russell bros....we heal. The small caps shall inherit the market.

[Anonymous No.56385245]

>>56385236
a failure to forecast the correct path dependency

[Anonymous No.56385246]

>>56385197
No sex until she calms down

[Anonymous No.56385247]

>>56385211
Nah don't worry, I have a modest conservative portfolio of $60,000 in cattle spreads

[Anonymous No.56385251]

JONES BBQ AND FOOT MASSAGE

[Anonymous No.56385252]

>>56385240
lmao ai is funny

[Anonymous No.56385253]

>>56385234
I wanted to hear his reasoning why it can't just simply go up in value. It's not like there is a large float to short it

[Anonymous No.56385261]

>>56385197
Tell her that none of it is actually real and that the actual value is made up

[Anonymous No.56385262]

the NVDA dip is being shlurped

[Anonymous No.56385263]

Is it Bigma Sigma time?

[Anonymous No.56385265]

Please sirs explain to me why NVDA won't double next year

[Anonymous No.56385269]

>>56385152
I guess you're right, what was that company ticker?

[Anonymous No.56385271]

>>56385253
That's what every faggot who bought the top says

[Anonymous No.56385278]

>>56385219
allah akbar uvxy to 130

[Anonymous No.56385280]

>>56385245
Is that like when one of your friends from high school school starts hanging with the wrong people and ends up hooked on heroin, homeless, and in jail or something?

[Anonymous No.56385281]

>>56385271
You are a troll. This isn't the top.

[Anonymous No.56385282]

Head risk

[Anonymous No.56385293]

So wait - retail bears are under the impression that Nvidia just sells GPUs that are primarily used for consumer video games and crypto mining? Really?? Is that why they short the shit out of it on the dumbest headlines? Man if I was Cramer tier and had a few million dollars to swing around I would manipulate these retards too, goddamn

[Anonymous No.56385294]

What could cause this if there are no news?

[Anonymous No.56385297]

>>56385280
Somehow he is still doing better than you

[Anonymous No.56385306]

>>56385293
gpus are AI hardware so thats a bvll thesis long term

[Anonymous No.56385308]

>>56385265
Try not FOMOing next time stupid faggot. Still, just hold it and you'll likely win long term, just don't buy more at this ridiculous price.

[Anonymous No.56385310]

>>56385281
Your only explanation for why it would go higher is that you want it to lol, you are a child, and you have to be 18 to post here.

[Anonymous No.56385314]

>>56385308
I slurped this dip hard

[Anonymous No.56385318]

all my positions are looking ok today.

[Anonymous No.56385320]

>>56385293
Yes anon, everyone's dumb and you're smart, only gigabrains knows nvidia makes AI hardware, keep buying the top.

[Anonymous No.56385322]

>>56385294
You must have missed the news

[Anonymous No.56385323]

Does anyone have any info on PBR? I thought of buying, but it looks like it’s been soaring all year

[Anonymous No.56385325]

>>56385294
Chinese

[Anonymous No.56385329]

>>56385314
Kek, no you didn't, you got butt blasted by some geriatric retard named Biden because you invested in vaporware bullshit at ATH after it already pumped several hundred percent. How are your GME shares holding up?

[Anonymous No.56385330]

>>56385314
Good goy. Don't forget to sell the bottom, I'll be buying. Thanks :)

[Anonymous No.56385332]

>>56385322
Anon please. It's 1b stock so it could just be random right?

[HARBINGER OF FNKO No.56385334]

>>56385323
Buy a us oil major. Buying South American commodities is insane

[Anonymous No.56385343]

>>56385055
>if you haven't held them for a year
You only need to have held them for 60 days prior to the ex-date.

[Anonymous No.56385346]

I am financially bored
I don't know what's worse the constant stress of being in 100% stocks or the constant boredom of being 100% cash I have no idea what to do in this schizo market. I wish I had big enough balls to swing trade.

[Anonymous No.56385354]

>>56385310
>>56385308
>>56385320
I mean seriously, what are you guys going to say when all the semi companies beat earnings AGAIN and pump? The long term outlook for semis, at least in our lifetime, is overwhelmingly positive. Your "overvalued" complaints evaporate every time these companies prove that they can keep generating more and more money. Even conservative estimates for sales in the sector are in the hundreds of billions of dollars.

[Anonymous No.56385362]

>>56385332
Nothing is ever truly random

[Anonymous No.56385363]

>>56385297
If he is on heroin, homeless, and in jail, how is he doing better than me? I guess he doesn't have to worry about bills and stonks or a job or the burden of making decisions a normal person has to deal with.

Must be nice I guess

[Anonymous No.56385372]

>>56385346
Ive been watching the crab for weeks now thinking I could make ton of money on the swings. Its risky and I know the moment I dump money in the crab will end though.

[Anonymous No.56385373]

>>56385354
So you're saying semiconductors are crack.. in all but name?

[Anonymous No.56385375]

>>56385334
If i were to buy oil, id buy BP or Shell. Doesnt seem sane to invest in US oil companies as they did like shit at 90+ USD per barrel. Instead of drilling for more oil as reserves go down they just buy from Venezuela
Unless i did it for dividends

[Anonymous No.56385379]

0DTE spy calls?

[Anonymous No.56385386]

>>56385363
You forgot micro penis and unlike you he has friends still and has gotten laid and probably still has a gf that can "fix" him

[Anonymous No.56385387]

>>56385372
Just go for it. You want to do a slightly bullish crab or a bearish crab?

[Anonymous No.56385390]

>>56385354
I agree, but in my opinion there's no point in buying nvidia right now, it's on the verge of a price correction, but you do you.

[Anonymous No.56385403]

>>56385387
Either. Even just playing soxl/soxs is enough to get some gains you just have to use mass capital.

[Anonymous No.56385409]

>>56385346
I am in a mix of divvy funds and cash. Sucks ass. I'll probably start swinging again but I always lose money due to low iq.

[Anonymous No.56385410]

https://strawpoll.com/GJn4726kbyz


im making market survey of smiggers. are you more long or short ?

[Anonymous No.56385411]

>>56385390
What about Tesla? They say its over-valued. Elon Musk seems to be growing more retarded by the day, and their earnings are due to tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.56385415]

>>56385386
You started drinking awful early, what a poor depressed broke faggot

[Anonymous No.56385416]

>>56385362
Probably, it's already up like 12% but I can't find any reason why

[Anonymous No.56385423]

>>56385091
Lol.

[Anonymous No.56385431]

>>56385416
because its Chinese

[Anonymous No.56385435]

>>56385415
Kek I see my posts hit a little too close to home but you can project all you want on to others to help you feel better and if that doesn't work at least there is therapy.

[Anonymous No.56385436]

>>56385431
I don't see Baba pumping

[Anonymous No.56385442]

>>56385435
I also can't tell what on earth you're talking about when you're suggesting homeless heroin addicts are living the good life.

[Anonymous No.56385443]

>>56385379
I'm really worried about you.
>>56385233
They're going to go the way of hardware soundcard voices if they stay expensive. It's mostly software gatekeeping and not actually any interesting hardware that makes them so attractive.

[Anonymous No.56385444]

>>56385435
Thanks. God bless you

[Anonymous No.56385445]

>>56385436
baba isn't semiconductor

[Anonymous No.56385449]

I just know the little slut Leslie Picker took many facials in her life.

[Anonymous No.56385450]

>>56385442
I didn't say that just better than yours.

[Anonymous No.56385452]

>>56385416
Looks option related. Someone bought 2300 OTM calls for next month, roughly matching calls previously sold this month that are currently in the money.
Could be a short position getting squeezed. I don't know.

[Anonymous No.56385455]

>>56385411
Rising rates are never good for auto makers because people usually buy cars with credit. Tesla is famously overpriced compared to other auto companies (maybe because retail investors love the Elon myth) and I'm not so sure it's warranted, specially now that the competition makes electrics that are just as good if not better.

[Anonymous No.56385460]

>>56385450
And your quantification for this statement would be?

[Anonymous No.56385461]

>>56385460
Your posts are self evident

[Anonymous No.56385466]

>>56385450
>20pbtid
Woah there lad, I see you were mumu posting yesterday. Wanna talk about it?

[Anonymous No.56385467]

>>56385411
But I never really studied the company. Iirc they're diversifying with other products but I don't care enough to look it up.

[Anonymous No.56385469]

>>56385461
cool. I will assume nvidia's dump today has damaged your logical facilities. Please get better soon, and it is good that you posted it here where the next thread will wipe it all away.

[Anonymous No.56385474]

>>56385455
Did anyone see the article on HN from the guy who made a cheap (he claimed $5k when manufactured at scale although that's doubtful) kit to convert used corollas to electric?

[Anonymous No.56385482]

>>56385242
Gonna do this thank you

[Anonymous No.56385492]

Advizes?

[Anonymous No.56385493]

I’ve been holding SQQQ for MONTHS
MONTHS !!!!!

[Anonymous No.56385498]

>>56385379
you sound like my gambling addicted grandpa.

[Anonymous No.56385500]

WHY ARE WE NOT PUMPING? WTF

[Anonymous No.56385503]

>>56385410
mumus are leading

also we have one faggot posting!!

[Anonymous No.56385504]

>>56385500
why would we? there's no news.

[Anonymous No.56385508]

Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.56385514]

>>56385508
market only goes up

[Anonymous No.56385515]

>>56385504
american economy doesn't need news to pump

[Anonymous No.56385517]

>>56385492
CRHKY

[Anonymous No.56385519]

>>56385233
Gaming GPUs has been a minority share of nvidias sales for ages. They sell huge amounts of chips for data center use.

[Anonymous No.56385524]

NVDA bros... how the fuck do we recover?

[Anonymous No.56385529]

>>56385519
how often do data centers need to replace their stuff? I haven't replaced anything on my PC for five or six years now and that's after spilling water on it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56385530]

>>56385363
I got a love hate relationship with heroin. on one hand it took two of my close friends from high-school, but on the other hand i was seeing this chick between the time i first met gookfu and when we started dating, and we're about to have sex and i see she's got needle marks on her arms. so i did the right thing and turned her over to her parents. they sent her to rehab in commiefornia, but if she wasn't using heroin i probably never start dating gookfu... i guess heroin girl ended up back on drugs again because a mutual friend of ours says she's now a missing person. nobody has heard from her in months like she disappeared into a tent city 6 months ago or something.

[Anonymous No.56385532]

>>56385524
that's retarded,you can't ban countries from buying shit in 2023. Look at north korea&russia,they will just use proxies

[Anonymous No.56385539]

>>56385524
Who cares. They're literally made in China already.

[Anonymous No.56385542]

>>56385530
ca is the wrong place to be for rehab lol, they basically pass it out on the streets here.

[Anonymous No.56385543]

>Bank of America's unrealized losses on securities rose to $131.6 bln http://reut.rs/3FjglKn

[Anonymous No.56385544]

HOW'S THE INSIDER TRADING GOING TODAY YOU ACTUAL PIECES OF LITERAL GESTAPO FASCIST SHIT?

[Anonymous No.56385550]

>>56385530
It sucks your gookfu is a heroin addict. I guess the stroke and menopause makes sense now

[Anonymous No.56385555]

>>56385543
So yellens just going to buy the bags then?

[Anonymous No.56385557]

>>56385543
GREAT MAYBE ALL THE ALTRUIST GLOWFAGGOTS AND THEIR NEW BIDEN UTOPIA GOVERNMENT WILL DO THE TRICK AGAIN WHERE THEY BAIL OUT BILLIONAIRES BY MANIPULATING THE MARKET AND PUNISHING ME FOR DARING TO PARTICIPATE WITHOUT PERMISSION FROM A GLOWFAGGOT

[Anonymous No.56385561]

>>56385530
So it killed to of your friends and probably someone your about to date.
Where's the love part come from?

[Anonymous No.56385562]

>>56385530
They can be experts at hiding it for awhile before their life spirals away, how you know she really stopped?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56385566]

>>56385550
gookfu doesn't even smoke marijuana, just tobacco, and she didn't have a stroke it was some other neurological thing.

[Anonymous No.56385569]

>>56385557
>>56385544
>>56385550
I love when /smg/ is wrong and freaks out. Turns out you aren’t all smarty pants

[Anonymous No.56385571]

>>56385410

mumus leading 5 to 1.

also there is now two homos!! terrible news for smg

[Anonymous No.56385573]

>>56385532
Chances are the same people doing the ban will lend money to the proxies.

[Anonymous No.56385574]

>>56385561
His gookfu does heroin

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56385581]

>>56385562
she was going to narcotics anonymous and trying to get her shit together. she actually called me up one day out of the blue i dunno 5 years ago or something to thank me for turning her over to her parents like that.

[Anonymous No.56385585]

>>56385410
I'm the only cash guy?

[Anonymous No.56385586]

>>56385566
Baggie you lie a lot, that's a sign of low self esteem

[Anonymous No.56385589]

>>56385566
I know some H addicts that would also do Xanax to help with sleeping and withdrawals, but when they run out of that cold turkey, they can have seizures or even die

[Anonymous No.56385590]

>>56385569
>Turns out you aren’t all smarty pants
Clearly, I am the smartest here.

[Anonymous No.56385595]

>>56385555
nah the fed will if needed, TARP 2.0

[Anonymous No.56385599]

>>56385571
Kek

[Anonymous No.56385600]

>>56385569
/smg/ is always wrong.

[Anonymous No.56385602]

>>56385410
Wow lots of fags posting here

[Anonymous No.56385608]

>>56385569
I MADE LIKE 1% ALREADY TODAY YOU STUPID ASSHOLE
I WAS JUST WONDERING HOW THE INSIDER TRADING IS GOING FOR ALL THE CRIMINALS WHO HIJACKED OUR SOCIETY

[Anonymous No.56385618]

>>56385581
Baggie, you live a very interesting life. I appreciate your monologues in here even if I don't believe most of them.

[Anonymous No.56385626]

>>56385455
>Tesla is famously overpriced compared to other auto companies
You can't be serious with this shit - you do know that Tesla is the only all-electric car maker right?? And that they don't receive the same subsidies and privileges that legacy carmakers do, right?? I can only assume this kind of post is disingenuous shilling

[Anonymous No.56385628]

>>56385055
This anon is almost correct.
>>56385343
This anon corrected the error.
TLDR: you will be taxed at the capital gains rate (which will vary by your overall income) if you hold the share 60 days prior to the ex-date

[Anonymous No.56385629]

So is the fed just buying tons of bonds again

[Anonymous No.56385637]

>>56385618
It's really not, just go to any aa meeting and listen to the baggots there

[Anonymous No.56385639]

Ahem.

I told you to short NVDA.

Now I'm telling you to buy QQQ puts.

Nasdaq is coming down. NVDA is the canary in the coal mine.

I also told Glowie that bond yields and oil would go up. He did not listen.

Will (You)?

[Anonymous No.56385645]

>>56385379
>not buying negative days to expiration options
you clearly don't want to make it

[Anonymous No.56385649]

I think 10 am was the bottom

[Anonymous No.56385651]

>>56385628
Why do they have to make shit so complicated and confusing? There are over 80,000 pages in the Internal Revenue Code. No single known person on Earth has been known to have ever read them all.

[Anonymous No.56385655]

Oil princesses awfully quiet...

[Anonymous No.56385656]

>>56385602
yeah they keep increasing.. long aids medicine

[Anonymous No.56385666]

>>56385629
>So is the fed just buying tons of bonds again
yeah pretty much
https://youtu.be/lG5973ngo6Y?t=780
13:00
the green line = Fed liquidity injection
purple line = foreign central banks liquidity injection
as much as the Fed is posturing publicly
>blah blah blah QT this
>blah blah blah tightening that
>blah blah blah higher for longer
behind the scenes, they are doing pic related
they are expanding liquidity, propping up bond markets (and as a result, propping up stock markets)
you know that shit is breaking behind the scenes when they have to turn up liquidity like this

[Anonymous No.56385668]

>>56385651
To keep peons in line. The rich hire tax professionals (often those that wrote the code to begin with) to exercise loopholes.

[Anonymous No.56385672]

>>56385655
quietly holding my majors and doing swell. Oil and gold will outperform.

[Anonymous No.56385673]

>>56385651
Even the experts don't agree on interpreting pretty basic stuff like how put options work with the wash sale rule.
This is why I keep my taxable account small, only lose money in it, and don't report and keep all my actual money in IRAs.

[Anonymous No.56385676]

>>56385656
I think the drunk one passed out

[Anonymous No.56385685]

>>56385666
demonic trips of truth
unironically one of the most important posts you will read in /smg/ today, and really the best youtube channel that everyone in /smg/ should be subscribed to for market analysis - least biased market youtuber out there imo.
The Fed (and PPT) has been backing the market, bailing us out of the shit storm - this is why we are rallying

[Anonymous No.56385686]

More gays than gaybears wow.

[Anonymous No.56385688]

>>56385676
I'm not as drunk as you are gay as the survey results show.

[Anonymous No.56385692]

>>56385666
CHECKED NIGGA
YIELDS NIGGA
BONDS NIGGA
A CRASH LIKE NONE OF YOU ZOOMERS HAVE EVER SEEN NIGGA

[Anonymous No.56385694]

>>56385688
>>56385676
I guess I was wrong

[Anonymous No.56385696]

>>56385666
so soft landing?

[Anonymous No.56385703]

>>56385566
did she get the vaxx ? one friends gf had serious adverse effects after one jabb

[Anonymous No.56385706]

>>56385696
>soft landing?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56385708]

>>56385618
Heroin girl was the blonde one in front.

[Anonymous No.56385710]

>>56385694
Yeah not the 1st or the last time you will be wrong. Stay gay bro

[Anonymous No.56385715]

>>56385666
So what I'm hearing is that I should short the 20Y and 30Y.

[Anonymous No.56385717]

>>56385692
We've got a few months to go man.

[Anonymous No.56385720]

>>56385696
No - hard landing - just prolongs it, makes it ultimately worse
It's the equivalent of
>grandma has stage 4 pancreatic cancer
>she is 100% going to die
LET'S DO EMERGENCY SURGERY AND REMOVE SOME OF THE TUMOR, THAT WILL GIVE HER AN EXTRA 48 HOURS!
>wait, but won't that cause grandma to suffer a lot more?
>WE. WILL. NOT. LET. GRANDMA. DIE.

[HARBINGER OF FNKO No.56385721]

[Anonymous No.56385728]

>>56385708
Most likely underage. Have fun getting v8nned baggie

[Anonymous No.56385729]

>>56385708
Ive been told Im too picky. But i wouldnt fuck either of the blonde ones

[Anonymous No.56385730]

>>56385708
wtf? since when was baggie is a player

[Anonymous No.56385734]

>>56385720
Yeah but we've been doing that since the 70s and she's been hanging on. You might be an old man by the time she actually dies.

[Anonymous No.56385736]

Nasdaq will die. It will not recover from today's NVDA beheemening. Remember this techsissies, the day of the rope is nearing.

[Anonymous No.56385737]

>>56385730
Bro they are clearly underage and Baggie gave minors heroin.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56385738]

>>56385728
They were all over 22 at the time. Se you guys Friday

[Anonymous No.56385739]

>>56385730
Prostitutes are not expensive, but they are also not worth what they ask for.

[Anonymous No.56385741]

>>56385708
AI has gone too far

[Anonymous No.56385743]

>>56385708
nice tits and cute. sad her life was ruined by drugs.

[Anonymous No.56385745]

>>56385739
I still like masturbating to their ads because the idea of buying a person so you can fuck them really turns me on.

[Anonymous No.56385748]

>>56385269
HKD maybe?

[Anonymous No.56385755]

7 to 2 for bulls. few cash and hedgers.

[Anonymous No.56385758]

>>56385710
I used to day drink all the time, I had to stop though that shit almost killed me, but my ex wife gave me some Klonopin to get through the DTs or I probably would be dead.

I was a high functioning alcoholic, but I wouldnt recommend just abruptly stopping like I did, it's very bad for your heart. Anyways have you made any trades today?

[Anonymous No.56385762]

>>56385755
Dude /smg/ is filled with fags.

[Anonymous No.56385763]

>>56385755
Make it 8 to 2, the plunge protection team will prevent any crash. There is literally no way to lose in this market

[Anonymous No.56385766]

kek this is why i love baggie
every now and then he just wrecks the faggots here

[Anonymous No.56385770]

>>56385738
Jannies really don't like boobies for some reason. See ya big pimpin

[Anonymous No.56385776]

>>56385758
I'm not drinking and I didn't trade today. Just holding. Just because someone busts your balls for being a fag doesn't mean they are an alcoholic. Go back to your Facebook group 'queer witch collective' or whatever

[Anonymous No.56385779]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56385781]

>OXY approaches $66
>oil shits itself

[Anonymous No.56385783]

>>56385779
Yellen just announced a debt jubilee.

[Anonymous No.56385787]

Yeah

[Anonymous No.56385789]

>>56385781
You'll be saved when Warren Buffett funds a PMC strike against Hezbollah.

[Anonymous No.56385796]

So what exactly is the bobo thesis now? Higher yields are apparently priced in faster than you can say "baggie is a fag". Holy crap, the market literally doesn't give a single crap.
I remember one anon telling me that we would dump immensely yesterday and today as yields would go back up... g1 m8

[Anonymous No.56385797]

i missed my chance to roll my calls for cheap...

[Anonymous No.56385798]

>>56385748
Thanks! What the fuck happened comes to my mind when I look at the chart

[Anonymous No.56385799]

>>56385779
Yellen lurks here and is really tired of the screeching puts buying schizo

[Anonymous No.56385800]

>>56385776
No, you just randomly respond to people who aren't even talking to you like an emotional drunk homo would do and claim without evidence they are doing worse than a homeless drug addict in jail

[Anonymous No.56385803]

>>56385796
>Higher yields are apparently priced in
this isn't what happened. Fed + PPT turned liquidity back on, told the market "hey, we have your back - don't worry"
this is what got priced in - that the Fed will intervene behind the scenes, despite publicly saying they aren't/won't
see
>>56385666

[Anonymous No.56385806]

>>56385796
>he hasn't seen the daily NVDA chart
kek, my QQQ puts are going to print so much money

[Anonymous No.56385807]

>That warm feeling when you're unemployed and you see your account going up.
This is worse than factorio. I'm going to get addicted and lose all my money.

[Anonymous No.56385819]

>>56385800
If it's not true then why care so much? Omg you are acting like a drunk, no wonder why the heroin addict in jail has shit so much better together than you

[Anonymous No.56385820]

Houston, we have liftoff!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56385821]

Kek imagine not slurping this morning on a totally baseless dip. SPY 500 EOY

[Anonymous No.56385824]

Never bet against America

[Anonymous No.56385825]

>>56385821
Bobo is still winning

[Anonymous No.56385832]

>>56385821
Keep buying the bull traps

[Anonymous No.56385837]

JingDong brothers it's fucking over isn't it? He's arrested again isn't he?

[Anonymous No.56385839]

>>56385796
The bobo thesis is unironically schizo tier, GME baggie shit at this point. So desperate for the global economy to unironically collapse that they twist every headline into a reason to buy more puts, even though a cursory glance around the real world shows that inflation is truly nowhere near where bears want it to be, the US government is printing money and writing new rules just as much as ever, and the average person is actually pretty well off [in the US]. It's the same "the BIG ONE is right around the corner!!!!" shit that they've been saying for years

[Anonymous No.56385843]

>>56385776
I love this little doggo like you wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.56385846]

>>56385839
>and the average person is actually pretty well off [in the US].
But consumption is driven by the mid 30-5% who are not doing well right now.

[Anonymous No.56385848]

>>56385819
Yea I'm posting from jail right now you got me, I smuggled a phone and heroin in my anus, it's all true, but I don't want to get out because I get three free meals a day here and shelter too

[Anonymous No.56385854]

Don't sleep on BDRY.

[Anonymous No.56385860]

>>56385839
It's really simple. Consumer savings are nonexistent and they cannot afford to take on much more credit to finance their drunken spending because of high interest rates. It's as simple as that. Once consumer spending starts teetering revenues will go down and stocks will deflate. There's also QT draining away all of that funny munny.

[Anonymous No.56385866]

Why can’t things just go down and stay down?

[Anonymous No.56385871]

>>56385848
You are probably just shit posting from India

[Anonymous No.56385888]

Oil brothers how are we feeling?

[Anonymous No.56385891]

>>56385860
>>56385846
Yeah except you guys have actually been saying the exact same thing for over a year, maybe even two years now. It's just not true, you need to adjust your thesis.

[Anonymous No.56385892]

>>56385854
Mid 19th century to mid 20th century was peak Anglo Saxon. Everything about it was awesome.

[Anonymous No.56385895]

nvidia is the worldcom of our era.

[Anonymous No.56385898]

>>56385891
I haven't, I'm saying things are going to start falling apart march +- 3 months. I keep telling they bears here we've got months to go.

[Anonymous No.56385899]

>>56385860
6 more doom shit posts by this ID. We will be greener for longer until people who say kek capitulate.

[Anonymous No.56385900]

>>56385762

[Anonymous No.56385901]

>>56385891
I have been saying it for a month. And I've been proven right by the market movements so far.

[Anonymous No.56385903]

>>56385888
Max Payne Anon your posts are so obvious

[Anonymous No.56385907]

>>56385899
Go long tech mate. I dare you. I double dare you.

[Anonymous No.56385913]

dolebros... me wan' go home :(

[HARBINGER OF FNKO No.56385926]

Not even a bear but Jerome Powell is a duplicitous faggot who is not to be trusted at his word. Ever. This is why you should be long basically anything

[Anonymous No.56385927]

>>56385903
Speaking of, Max Pain today is
QQQ $367
SPY $432

[Anonymous No.56385937]

>>56385907
Went long on tech last year when you faggots were screeching the same shit, currently up over 100%. Wbu??

>>56385901
>One single month
>30 days
Why can't bears ever actually zoom out more than that?? Are you incapable of longer term reasoning?

[Anonymous No.56385943]

>>56385907
>I double dog dare you!

[Anonymous No.56385944]

>>56385913
What what the thesis for buying DOLE again?
Was it that the 10x P/E would jump to 20 randomly?

[Anonymous No.56385952]

>>56385903
If I didn't post Wioletta you wouldn't know.

[Anonymous No.56385953]

>New model
>Same price as old model
>Still less than 10 exclusive games
What the fuck is SONY doing

[Anonymous No.56385955]

>>56385926
Go die for Israel

[Anonymous No.56385958]

>>56385721
>dolls for grown men

[Anonymous No.56385968]

>>56385953
crack it open and take out the parts, you've got a cheap PC.

[Anonymous No.56385971]

>>56385213
>A 7 sigma personal credit event
source?

[Anonymous No.56385977]

>"Hello paging Jerome Powell"
>"Jerome Powell to operating room seven"

[Anonymous No.56385978]

You say they are buying bonds. Is there any evidence?

[Anonymous No.56385989]

When will we get the 62 year 10 sigma event?

[Anonymous No.56385990]

>>56385953
they have exclusive games, they're just all in Japanese

[Anonymous No.56385995]

Did BOIL anon an hero? Haven't seen him in a while...

[Anonymous No.56386005]

>>56385978
they dumped the fuck out of them in the morning but they're recovering a bit.

[Anonymous No.56386007]

>>56385978
Yes
see
>>56385666
and then watch bond market charts autistically for years, and watch the interventions they've been doing - same exact thing as BOJ intervening when yen hits 150
Fed + PPT has been intervening whenever yields push the danger zone
for example, this is just 2 incidents of a good 6+ times in the last 2 weeks
today same thing, when 30yr was approaching 5%
can't have that! gotta prevent that! (look at the 30yr chart today to see what I mean)
https://www.marketwatch.com/investing/bond/tmubmusd30y?countryCode=BX

[Anonymous No.56386011]

>>56385937
I've only been bearish for one month and all of my predictions have been true. Oil, gold, yields, NVDA... Next up is lower highs in for SP500 and Nasdaq and a slide down. Just remember you ignored my warning. Seriously at least consider having stop losses in place or taking some profits before it's too late.

[Anonymous No.56386013]

>>56385989
Rolling for it

[Anonymous No.56386019]

>>56386007
who is even buying the bonds? if it's fed purchasing wouldn't it show up on the balance sheet?

[Anonymous No.56386031]

>>56385989
Two more weeks

[Anonymous No.56386032]

My puts are red!!!!!!!
Aaahhhhhhh fuck You spy!

[Anonymous No.56386033]

>>56386019
>if it's fed purchasing wouldn't it show up on the balance sheet?
Anon... I.

[Anonymous No.56386037]

>>56386019
Fed has a public balance sheet, and a private one
PPT balance sheet is not public

[Anonymous No.56386040]

Anons. what would be a good company to start generating dividends that pays out both a reasonable amount in dividends and its also on the path to grow?

[Anonymous No.56386044]

>>56386019
It won't show up on the balance sheet (You) get to see.

[Anonymous No.56386045]

>>56386007
I mean PROOF not the graphs. I mean something like fed balance sheet where you can see it.

[Anonymous No.56386050]

>>56385410
You telling me 15 other people and 5 jidf shills here here ?

[Anonymous No.56386051]

>>56386032
why would you try to short the sp500?

[Anonymous No.56386064]

>>56386050
>1/4 of smg are fags
gen z was a mistake

[Anonymous No.56386066]

>>56386019
>Private entity fleecing the world since it’s 1913 implementation by tptb

Boys it is tiresome as of late

[Anonymous No.56386071]

>>56386040
JEPQ is my only divvy stocks, monthly pay is descent at least

[Anonymous No.56386074]

>>56386037
PPT is not really a formal institution though, I thought that was more like private banks doing their bidding. So are bankies setting up a yield cabal together with the treasury and the fed and all buying the treasury dip together or what?

[Anonymous No.56386078]

>>56386064
Bullish on opening an all male bar. Second row will be rooms that they can rent for 30 minutes, and it wont be pimping because it will be brave and inclusive

[Anonymous No.56386081]

Where is the baker?

[Anonymous No.56386084]

>>56386078
Be wary of litigation if the fags get jewy

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/3434658/

[Anonymous No.56386086]

>>56386078
Bros I just want some Chinese ladyboys. They can't be as bad as their stocks, just as deceptive though.

[Anonymous No.56386113]

why the fuck did I hedge on friday? Israel was supposed to invade gaza and iran was supposed to nuke tel aviv

[Anonymous No.56386117]

>>56386081
>>56386081
I don’t know but he better show up soon

[Anonymous No.56386119]

>>56386081
*crickets*

[Anonymous No.56386120]

>>56386084
Posting real scientific studies is racist and sexist 'misinformation', pal. Plus, those fags could have identified as women, so that means they are not gay. They now own the basedince. Case closed!

[Anonymous No.56386121]

bull trap about to shut
NVDA Niggers

[HARBINGER OF FNKO No.56386132]

>>56386127
>>56386127
>>56386127
MIGRATE

[Anonymous No.56386134]

Crab Wednesday
Up crab Thursday
Pump Friday

[Anonymous No.56386135]

>>56386121
ITS A SQUIZZLE TO DA MOOOOOON!

[Anonymous No.56386148]

>>56386045
the hard proof that you are looking for is not accessible to plebs like us - if it was, there would be riots in the street
not even congress can audit the Fed - why would you be able to, as an anon?

[Anonymous No.56386224]

>>56386051
BECAUSE IT IS IN A DOWNTREND
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A LOWER HIGH

[Anonymous No.56386694]

>>56386078
If you cast your lot in with the gays God will let Satan devour you.
Look at California.