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>> No.56383590

Hi all which stock?

>> No.56383593

Ive been in CDs all year and am financially bored.
Im thinkgin JEPI and getting some cheap shares of VZ and USB
anythoughts on JPMorgans new ETF "HELO"
its still tiny and under the radar

>> No.56383634

>>56383593
Boring is good

>> No.56383708

Ahem
Oil

>> No.56383733

Finna buy some stocks

>> No.56383743
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I got a trading competition(virtual money) coming where I got 3 weeks to make gains on any stocks in the SP500. I can only buy and sell, no shorting or margins. No options stuff. I'm trying to think of the best strategy. Obviously has to be high risk high reward. Past winners have all made around 30%-50%. Right now I'm thinking of trying to play earnings calls. Just read as much news as I can, read what the company executives are saying, how they are acting to try and get info that way. I reckon if I get lucky and get 7% pumps 5 times during that 3 week period, I might win it. I'm thinking maybe some military stocks are worth looking into and commodities related stuff. Small cap obviously better for riskier plays.

I also wonder how wild the earnings are compared to previous years since there has been a lot of uncertainty in the air which should provide for some nice volatility.

Additionally, I have access to a total of 3 accounts so I could do a bit of hedging or countertrading or just betting on different sectors in case there's like a sector wide pump.

>> No.56383745

>people here bought Oil instead of chocolate milk

>> No.56383747
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56383747

Biotech

>> No.56383755
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56383755

I love her so much bros...

>> No.56383768

Massively bullish on the goy gargling on jewish cum

>Javier Milei, the current front runner for president of Argentina, pledged to eliminate government spending on research and shut down the country's main science agency, the National Scientific and Technical Research Council (CONICET), which provides funding for about 12,000 researchers at 300 institutions across the country. The libertarian candidate has said that shutting down CONICET, with its $400 million budget, could help to end Argentina's fiscal crisis.

>> No.56383776

>>56383768
> To tame the crisis, Milei has proposed not only privatizing science, but also closing the environment and health ministries, and abolishing the current public-health and education systems. The anti-establishment politician has even floated the idea of allowing people to sell their own organs for profit. On environmental issues, he is equally provocative, calling climate change "a socialist hoax," and saying that a company should be able to pollute a river as it sees fit. "From his perspective, any regulatory intervention by the state represents an attack against market freedom and, therefore, against individual freedom," says Maristella Svampa, a sociologist at the CONICET-funded Center for Documentation and Research of Left-Wing Culture in Buenos Aires.

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>>56383768
>>56383776
Bullish of Argentina, if he walks the walk,

>> No.56383784

>>56383768
Milei is a syncharchist libertarian playing the role of an anti communist. He's not as much of a shabbos goy as his quotes make him out to be. He'll do great for his country.

>> No.56383792

>>56383776
>and saying that a company should be able to pollute a river as it sees fit
Literal retardation. But what else to expect of a country with +100% inflation.

>> No.56383807
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56383807

Is TQQQ line going up or down today?

>> No.56383813

>>56383807
Maybe it is maybe it isn't. What's it to you?

>> No.56383814

QQQ puts.

>> No.56383860
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56383860

Glowie are you okay? Are you okay? Are you okay Glowie?

Remember, I told you bond yields and oil would go up.

You did not listen.

>> No.56383865

How is EU getting this much more wrecked than the US? Is it because EU is an actual market, though still pozzed by some degree because of US ownership?

>> No.56383872

>>56383865
Wait, I'm wrong. If you actually compare SPX to DAX and OMX, they all almost equally sit now on February 2022 heights.

>> No.56383893

>>56383590
Invest in a safe basket of stocks, ones that need your support: EIS

>> No.56383904
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56383904

Imagine investing equal amounts of money in the Dividend Aristocrats list from 2012 in your retirement account at the very end of 2012

You turn the DRIP on, and let compounding do its work. You do nothing for 10 years. Only exception is to reinvest money in all the aristocrats for any company that's acquired

>> No.56383906

>>56383708
Never heard of it.

>> No.56383935

>>56383904
Wow, a 14% CAGR during 10 years of QE. Stunning. Brave.

>> No.56383936
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56383936

It’s biweekly Roth contribution day

>> No.56383941
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56383941

you are aware that every single stock market in humanity's history went to 0 at some point in time to never recover
the current iteration we are in just hasn't gotten there yet

>> No.56383942

>>56383935
Yeah that’s pretty incredible I know. Can’t go wrong with aristocrats

>> No.56383947
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56383947

We’re healing

>> No.56383948

>>56383904
>Imagine back in 2012
What the fuck is even the point of your point? You could have bought almost anything and made 10x if you look at the S&P since 2012.

>> No.56383955
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>>56383947
Bro why do you have to be such a retarded dickhead.

>> No.56383959

>>56383948
This statement is rooted in reality. The dividend aristocrats did remarkably well since 2012 compared to other groups of stocks. Plus the reliable dividend income.
>inb4 you bring up investing in NVDA at its lows

>> No.56383968
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56383968

"Making your own dividend" by selling is akin to cutting off the tree branch you are sitting on

It's much better to live off the fruit, than to cut the tree...

>> No.56383976

People who bitch about dividends either way should be banned.
Yes it's a scam/less efficient.
Yes you can make some money doing it.
Everyone knows, you're not going to convince retards, they're just going to go around in circles.

>> No.56383980

>>56383865
>How is EU getting this much more wrecked than the US
Lack of cheap Russian gas is crippling industrial production. High inflation and the recession are crippling retail stocks. High material prices are crippling home builders and manufacturing stocks. Also, an aging and shrinking population, as well as strong China dependency are strong headwinds. Especially sinking sales in the Chinese market. Volkswagen, Adidas etc got fucked big time.

>> No.56383982

>>56383959
Hard mode: Find something domestic that hasn't done well "since 2012" (chinese garbage doesn't count, cheap plastic cheap stocks.)

>> No.56383983
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>>56383959

>> No.56383987
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>>56383976
Massive cope

>> No.56383990

>>56383983
Carvana is getting heemed.

>> No.56383994

>>56383983
What kind of third world language am I looking at

>> No.56383999

>>56383994
turkish

>> No.56384002

>>56383994
Language of a country that you could say actually owes something to Israel unlike the US that eats their shit cause they simply love to suck jewish dick while donating their foreskin.

>> No.56384004

>>56383990
That means that market is finally healing, hopefully gme next (I know the heem is ongoing, but the task must be finished.)

>> No.56384007

>>56383904
Buying dividend stocks when they're cheap is the ultimate pleb filter. Like right now there is a huge discount on several great consumer staples like General Mills. You buy low, numba go up, dividend go up. Simple as

>> No.56384008

>>56383983
Wow if only I invested in a company I never heard of when it was available for Pennies instead of investing in it when it was popular and being down so much. Truly a masterclass. Thankfully I invest in mega cap dividend paying companies that reliably pay and increase their dividends. Only thing caravans reliably gives its shareholders is capital depreciation

>> No.56384014

My portfolio might be underhedged for the levels of tail risk sigma events that are about to occur and I may be.. HOOKED

>> No.56384017

>>56384002
Can someone translate this cope post for me

>> No.56384023

>>56384017
Turkey has been fucked so hard by the jews people forgot what it once was and think they're actually helping it now.

>> No.56384029

>>56384014
next sigma event will be to the upside, so all you have to be is long

>> No.56384031

>>56384008
the fake car company outperformed (by 'bout 40%) microsoft over the year, and everybody knows they've existed for a few years now. Shouldn't have, but it just goes to show basing a portfolio around dividends means you think this country will still be worth something when you retire in your early 70's despite what you see every day around you.

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>>56383980
When will i be able to fuck eurosluts for bread like the good ol days?

>> No.56384040

>>56383968
It's more like you cutting the branch vs. someone else is cutting it for you

>> No.56384047

Um can we talk about bonds, I'm scared

>> No.56384051

>>56384031
Yea but that’s not a typical company on the stock market. No one knew about carvana so it doesn’t matter. 10 years ago you Google aristocrats, easily find them and put money into them for huge gains. 10 years ago you Google for the next 100 bagger to put money into… No results. Hope this helps

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56384053

>>56384017

>> No.56384057

>>56384047
You have time to hedge still, markets don't instantly collapse except when they do.

>> No.56384058

>>56384040
Nope branch (shares) remain uncut. Only a complete retard would sell shares. And what happens when it’s a down year? You sell even more shares? LMAO you’re so bad at this

>> No.56384059

>>56384047
Lol look at the 20y go.

>> No.56384066

>>56384058
>And what happens when it’s a down year?
you buy.
>Only a complete retard would sell shares.
When line is up you sell, unless you truly believe in infinite growth. Dividends do not save you from down years.

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>>56384047
That's not very typical i'd like to make that point

>> No.56384069

>>56384066
Let me get this straight. You retire and are selling off your growth stocks 4% a year, and on a down year you don’t need money anymore so you magically just buy? How does that work

>> No.56384074

>>56384069
You buy the (actual) dips and sell the rips. It's a fun activity until the dip keeps dipping.

>> No.56384075

>>56384069
>How don't understand how to manage a portfolio (which includes keeping some amount of cash in it.)
Then why are you here?
Please stop posting.

>> No.56384084

>>56384035
two more weeks

>> No.56384088

>>56384069
Part of retiring is putting your sold retirement into safer assets. So let's say you retire with $2 million and sell 3% for $60,000 but then only use $48,000 (pretty reasonable $4000 a month), you'd put the extra into like half BNDW and SCHP

>> No.56384089

>>56384059
>>56384047
Why the fuck is it pumping this hard and stocks are almost not reacting. EU reacted harder on it.

>> No.56384093
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56384093

Stocks.

>> No.56384094

should we start worrying when the 30yr goes above 5%?

>> No.56384097

>>56384075
Sorry your flawed investing thesis got exposed.
>retired
>selling off stock
>down year
>oops another down year
>sold too much stock
Back to wage cage for /biz/‘s big boy portfolio manager

>> No.56384101

>>56384097
What did you do with the money you made from selling the stock, flush it down the toilet? That's your new powder for buying equities at a discount. Second down year is just bad luck, but you're definitely hurting less than those who held through down year number 1.

>> No.56384106

>>56384101
He's a HODLER as this works on the US ponzimarket.

>> No.56384108

>>56384089
I wonder if all the laid off tech workers are gambling with rollover IRAs like what happened with retail workers in 2020 but 10x.

>> No.56384110

>>56384088
Or just throw the $2 million into dividend stocks that generate $60,000 conservatively. Don’t sell any shares live off of $48,000 and reinvest that $12,000. Oh and the dividends will increase every year and the share price rises usually rises to keep yield down

>> No.56384112

>>56384110
If you have 2 mill you can rake in 100k a year just buying crappy t-bills at current prices. Dividends lose again.

>> No.56384116

>>56384110
>Or just throw the $2 million into dividend stocks that generate $60,000 conservatively.
If you just hold the global stock market you're already going to be making $40,000 on dividends alone, it's at 2%

>> No.56384122

>>56384112
Bond yields go down but my dividends don’t.
>>56384116
Based fellow dividend investor

>> No.56384126
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>futes

>> No.56384129

>>56384122
When bond yields go down the worth of your bonds goes up...

>> No.56384130
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>>56384094
Why worry
Powell manage best

>> No.56384132

>>56384122
If bond yields are going down you should be buying stocks.

>> No.56384133

>>56384122
A 20 year treasury bill was selling at 5.06% yesterday. If you wanted to add 10 more years, 4.87%. Both of those outperform dividends, and by conventional investment theory, both are much safer to hold.
>what about when bond yields are trash?
meme garbage like carvana, which also manages to demolish dividends. It's a lazy strategy for a reason, it just doesn't match active investment over the long term.

>> No.56384134

>>56384122
the only dividend longs i hold are uvxy and sqqq

>> No.56384136

>>56384122
Funny enough one of the metrics to gauge if a certain section of the market is overvalued is its dividend yield. America's been slowly moving to record low dividend yields. Just nothing but ridiculous growth companies not making profit and so not being able to make dividend payments, sustained by a negative interest rate cheap debt

But of course now that rates are high they are going to be fucked while the dividend companies are able to weather the storm. This always happens too. Growth companies do well when debt is cheap, but then they get giga fucked when shit its the fan, hard enough that value companies and divis end up beating them even WITH their decade plus of over performance

>> No.56384142

>>56384133
Careful, the one place you can get giga fucked on bonds is with inflation. Of course you could LTPZ with tips

>> No.56384143
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56384143

the stock market is fake and gay

>> No.56384144

>>56384058
Ah did I get baited? Fuck, I am bad at this

>> No.56384146

>>56384129
Okay and when it’s all said and done you can count on those 5% yields to still be there right? Right? You’ll just be able to roll it back into a 5% t-bill anytime? Because once I buy a dividend it’s yield only grows, that isn’t the case for t-bills

>> No.56384150

>>56384142
Yeah, I still don't buy them, but if I could only choose between bonds or dividends I'd go with bonds.

>> No.56384153

>>56384133
>A 20 year treasury bill was selling at 5.06% yesterday. If you wanted to add 10 more years, 4.87%. Both of those outperform dividends
How does capping total return at 4.87% yearly for 20 years outperform this>>56383904

>> No.56384158

>>56384134
Leveraged ETFs aren’t a long postion

>> No.56384161
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56384161

>when you remember GME exists and check the ticker
lmfao

>> No.56384162

>>56384133
my dividend stocks increase in value every year, your bonds just stay the same

>> No.56384164

>>56384153
Because when bond yields do drop you unload the bills for a profit and suddenly you have a massive amount of dry powder to invest with, assuming the recession follows the yield curve snapping back to normal, like it does most of the time.

>> No.56384165

>>56384153
>>56383904
is there an international version of this

>> No.56384168

>>56384162
> bonds just stay the same
Have you been asleep this past year and missed the reason behind regional banks facing the firing squad?
Flexibility. Flexibility is king, not blindly sticking to one strategy.

>> No.56384172

>>56384146
That's why you buy different lengths. Just watch how the stock market will drop if the US yields uninvert and everybody buys longterm bonds cause they want that safe, locked in return.

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>>56384153
>How does capping total return at 4.87% yearly for 20 years outperform this
how to tell everyone that you're an investment novice that's never lived through a crab decade

>> No.56384184

>>56383941
FYI I still have all of my shares of Roman company OliveOilStop from B.C. That company will resume operations any day now

>> No.56384185

>>56384168
yes, i invest in the 5 of the best performing dividend stocks, they increase in value and my dividend grows. I invest all my extra money into more stocks and never have to pay taxes except on qualified dividends because i never sell. By 40, I should have a big enough dividend that I will never have to work again.
Dividend chads rule the world

>> No.56384188

>>56384185
I have outperformed you over the year, I guaranteed it. Not over all time, I made some baaaaaaad mistakes listening to chinese shills in this very thread, but for this year swing trading was supreme king.

>> No.56384190
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56384190

This could be the first trumpet
Might as well be the last
Many more will have to suffer
Many more will have to die
Don't ask me why
Things are not the way they used to be
I won't tell no lie
One and all got to face reality now
Though I try to find the answer
To all the questions they ask
Though I know it's impossible
To go living through the past
Don't tell no lie
There's a natural mystic blowin' through the air
Can't keep them down
If you listen carefully now you will hear

>> No.56384198

>>56384188
But you don’t have a reliable stream of income like chad>>56384184 has. Plus you’re probably lying and underperformed anyway

>> No.56384201

>>56384185
>qualified dividends
I think this should get pointed out more, if you live on less than 50k/yr you won't pay any federal taxes on dividends unlike bonds. Which is kind of retarded since you'd think the federal government would give you more incentive to buy their debt.

>> No.56384204

>>56384164
what if the yield curve goes back to normal by selling off long end of the curve, don't you just get killed again?

>> No.56384208

>>56384161
i keep forgetting to forget

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>>56384198
>lying
I'm rubber you're glue etc. etc., and reliable income is for women who can't handle danger or risk, or gentlemen who could never replace the lost money. Obivously I'm only a five figure retard so I'm in the "replacable" category.

>> No.56384213

>>56384209
Granted that’s a nice line for this year but let’s see if you have the stomach to replicate it with big boy amounts of money

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>> No.56384224

>>56384204
That's why you wait til it uninverts?

>> No.56384225

>>56384213
See part two of the first sentence, when I get into actual big boy money thence my strategy will shave off risk, but for the time being dividends wouldn't do anything for five figures other than make me king of the homeless people who can always cough up money for heroin.

>> No.56384238

>>56384224
Well yeah, but why does the yield curve uninverting mean that yields come down. That's a historical aberration from the last two recessions and not a general rule that yields have to drop. Short end yields could stay the same and the long end could just sell off a lot more than it already has, that's an actual alternative path towards uninverting the curve. And one which long term bills do even worse than they already have. I think if you're loading up on long term bills right now expecting that you can dump them all later for a profit you may 'unexpectedly' get trapped by rising long end yields and wind up being forced to hold them until expiry to avoid losses.

>> No.56384239

>>56384225
Common misconception. 5 figure accounts can make use of dividends too. The longer you’re invested the more the divvys compound.

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2 PepsiCo products for lunch today. Both mt dew and Doritos fall under the PepsiCo product line. Make your everyday purchases work for your investments. Brick by brick

>> No.56384261

>>56384238
This is why I haven't bought long term except Romanian bonds for example that are higher than the rest of EU. I bought spain 20 years, but sold them again cause I expect EU yields to rise since germany hasn't even uninverted yet.

>> No.56384265

Mumu....
Muuuuuuumuuuuuuu...

>> No.56384270

AHHHH GOOD NEWS IS BAD NEWS RETAIL SALES WERE GOOD AAAAAAHHHH

>> No.56384282

Okay, hold on. Why are you lads buying long term bonds? I can't think of a time when long term bond holders didn't just get pegged by inflation. Are you selling these on the secondary market or holding to maturity and eating a loss?

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the economy is too good

>> No.56384285

>>56383743
Go all in every trade and sell for small gains many times. I won a trading competition in highschool doing this lol

>> No.56384290

TLT bros... It's over

>> No.56384299

>30yr yield 4.96
so.. do we break 5% today?
break 5% today, Fed + PPT intervenes again and bids bonds - again?

>> No.56384306

>>56383743
>Just read as much news as I can, read what the company executives are saying
not very useful. just buy whatever stock has an upcoming reverse split. the virtual trackers don't catch those and it looks like gains.

>> No.56384312

Well boys my stack of 1k AQB is now 50 with the reverse split LMAO

>> No.56384313
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RETAIL SALES FOR SEPTEMBER CAME IN AT 0.7% GROWTH, OVER DOUBLE THE 0.3% FORECAST
RETAIL COMPANIES ARE SEEING MUCH BETTER REVENUES THAN EXPECTED
EARNINGS ARE BEATING IN NEARLY EVERY SECTOR OF THE ECONOMY
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL
SELL

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>>56384312
Lol

>> No.56384332

>>56384313
I am so glad I hedged my soxl at the start of september when all the money is being spent on walmart.

>> No.56384338

>>56384313
I thought the bear thesis was that high inflation and high rates would stifle businesses?? So now it's actually the opposite is bearish? Lmao pick one you faggots

>> No.56384345

>>56384313
you must be new

>> No.56384352

>>56384338
High inflation = economy hot = higher for longer

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My SOXS is mooning, insulating me from the marginal pullbacks in routers. LLY and COP are unphased by your retail sales charting new highs. In this moment I am euphoric. I have solved the stock market and mastered risk assets.

>> No.56384364

>>56384338
credit crunch is happening rn. it's expressed in the jobs market not securities. zoom jobs are going away then effects of that will present themselves. it will happen slowly then very fast .

>> No.56384367

>>56384338
THE ECONOMY IS DOING TOO GOOD, COMPANIES ARE RAKING IN BETTER PROFITS THAN EXPECTED, WAGES ARE UP, SPENDING IS UP, EVERYTHING IS DOING GREAT
FUCKING SELL
SELL NOW
SELL BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

>> No.56384369

>>56384352
See, just recently I could have sworn that you retards were saying that high inflation would CRUSH the economy. How interesting. Perhaps... Inflation isn't as high as you were saying.

>> No.56384374

>>56384369
with .7% growth in retail verses .3% expected inflation is even higher than what was estimated.

>> No.56384376

>>56384313
>price gouge like madmen
>retail sales go up because the prices are jacked to high heaven
>consumer savings go way down and consumer debt goes way up
TICK
TOCK
T I C K
T O C K

>> No.56384378

What the absolute fuck is going on? Who's selling at 8:45 and for what reason?

>> No.56384382

>>56384299
I really don't think they're going to let it break 5% today
I feel like it's going to do what they've done repeatedly, intervene at 5% - can't allow it to go above 5%!
will go to like 5.005% and then suddenly spike back below 5% hard
>oh, totally normal! nothing to see here!
if it doesn't, means PPT / Fed have given up - very bearish

>> No.56384383

>>56384369
High inflation doesn't necessarily crush the economy. Companies are making money. But the Fed wants to crush high inflation, thus companies for price stability

>Inflation isn't as high as you were saying.
Base effect

>> No.56384386

>>56384369
that did happen but in all fairness we underestimated the amount of floating cash(savings+credit) available, particularly available to consumers

>> No.56384390
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56384390

WHAT'S HAPPENING! THERE US NO NEWS!

>> No.56384392

Okay seriously, wtf is up with Nvidia? Did they fuck up some trade thing with China again or is this just some jew magic

>> No.56384394

>>56384378
>bonds sell off
>stocks have to readjust risk premiums due to yields being higher

>> No.56384411

>US restricts sale of NVIDIA made-for-China chips in new rules.

>> No.56384412

>>56384390
There is quite literally no news worth selling like this. Lmao the RSI on SOXX is fucking 1.3 right now and even NVDA is oversold on the daily.

>>56384392
Unironically, zero new information. Certainly no information worth selling it off over 3%. Retail faggots just can't stop quadrupling down on one of the dumbest shorts of all time.

>> No.56384419

my tup doing a lil somethinsufmin

>> No.56384423

i have 4 longs open. how many will get stopped brehs??

>> No.56384425

Why is Nvideo falling on NO NEWS

>> No.56384432

reminder that the ONLY TWO WAYS to earn money trading is
-to have insider information, ie being a public servants or a high profile businessman
-to refuse to bet on the direction of the market, by being an intermediary for the morons who think they can predict the direction, ie being a market maker

>> No.56384435

I just remembered that the very confident gentleman who purchased $75 and $80 ARM calls a month ago will be receiving his comeuppance this friday for his hubris. I wish I had asked him how much he spent on those.

>> No.56384436
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>>56384392

>> No.56384438

>>56384425
> Buy the dip?
Buy the dip

>> No.56384445

>>56384411
>>56384425
>The U.S. Department of Commerce announced Tuesday that it plans to prevent the sale of more advanced artificial intelligence chips to China in coming weeks

>PLANS to
>in coming weeks

Uh huh

>Senior administration officials say the U.S. will simply restrict the export of data center chips if they exceed a performance threshold set last October, or exceed a new performance density threshold benchmark measured in flops per square millimeter.

>the new restrictions will only affect a small fraction of chip exports to China

>“The fact is China, even after the update of this rule, will import hundreds of billions of dollars of semiconductors from the United States,” Raimondo said.

NOTHINGBURGER #7053 Jesus fucking christ can we just outlaw shorting yet?? I swear to fucking god

>> No.56384452

>>56384436
based and worth the hit

>> No.56384457

>>56384445
>Outlaw shorting
Kek hey putscuck

>> No.56384459
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56384459

Can I get a fucken refund in the stock market. Every day I'm wrong even when I try inversing myself. Fucken stupid I'm the dead cat in a box.

>> No.56384461
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>>56383593
stay in them until the TLT reversal then be ready to buy crashing US equities
>>56383733
hold
>>56384007
GM will be cheaper soon but it is on my watchlist
>>56384051
today's 100 bagger is a uranium miner, but nobody knows which one. today's 10x is enovix.
hope this helps
>>56384040
someone else cutting it for you is accurate, but, this problem exists in all securities, not just dividend-bearing equity. not a true criticism of div aristocrats. "dividend portfolio" is self-limiting nonsense though
>>56384069
well, no, better to just not sell a damn thing until the business fails. leave all of it with your estate or trust or family office. assets getting taxed during inheritance is done in reliably accountable numbers and that's just flat out better if your beneficiaries are stupid and can't value a business.
structured selling is for folks just one rung below in affluence; the bulk of the middle class. don't accept that if you don't have to.
>>56384108
it was tempting but instead i simply got another job. i bet some are.
>>56384133
this is not entirely accurate but i don't want to revive all the rest of this argument
businesses change over time and suddenly become capable of way more earnings than they know what to do with, good management returns part of this to the shareholder. second, money/credit supply changes over time. acknowledging these facts, you can't perform a static analysis of just today and claim a 4.87% bond outperforms everybody just because their 30-day forward yield quote is less than that
you have to do an operational analysis of both the governments of the world and the businesses you're buying, and for as many years out as you can imagine -- and that's why berkshire kicks almost everyone's ass without making more than 3-5 decisions a year. they excel at it.
>>56384338
tactically, right now, good news is bad news
>>56384378
computer trading algorithms that you can reliably make money off of if you attend a suitable education program

>> No.56384465

>>56384436
wtf now im ridin with biden
>>56384445
>>56384445
>Jesus fucking christ can we just outlaw shorting yet??
I will slap that communist talk right out of your mouth, boy.

>> No.56384471
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56384471

>there are “investors” itt that don’t buy shares of PEP on a regular basis

>> No.56384476

It’s all red for me bros
Go on without me
I was never meant to make it

>> No.56384478
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56384478

>>56384432
Market making isn't the kind of riskless business you think that it is. There really is no free lunch.

>> No.56384481

>>56384383
>>56384369
>High inflation doesn't necessarily crush the economy
it's not that the inflation that crushes the economy (although it does hurt the consumer, where their quality of life / purchasing power is much lower, they are able to buy less total things)
it's that the higher interest rates, in response to high inflation, crushes the economy
higher rates = lower bond prices
banks are sitting on hundreds and hundreds of billions in bond losses - if bond prices continue to go down, banks balance sheets continue to get hammered - banks will blow up just like SVB / UK pension funds
banks blowing up = economy crushed
furthermore, higher rates = depressed economic activity -- for example, if you were to buy the median priced home in the US @$400K, monthly mortgage payments have gone up over $1,000 since the hiking cycle began. Someone may have been paying $1200 a month, now someone else buying the same home must pay $2200 a month
Of course, this severely depresses economic activity, and is why home sales are in the absolute gutter - why housing activity is the lowest it has been in decades across the board
When housing is in the absolute shitter, it kills the economy - there are a million jobs tied to housing in the economy; eg. because nobody is buying a new house, they don't need to go to XYZ store to buy new hand towels for their new house
these are just 2 pieces of the puzzle of why higher rates are so destructive to the economy - 2 pieces of many

>> No.56384489

>>56384471
Pepsi doesn’t own Starbucks

>> No.56384501

>“Given the strength of demand for our products worldwide, we do not anticipate that additional export restrictions on our data center GPUs, if adopted, would have an immediate material impact to our financial results,” Nvidia CFO Colette Kress said in August on an earnings call. “However, over the long term, restrictions prohibiting the sale of our data center GPUs to China, if implemented, will result in a permanent loss of an opportunity for the U.S.”

So there can be absolutely zero material reason to sell Nvidia stock coupled with absolute blowout earnings and positive forward guidance, but the stock sells off over 3% one morning because of mainstream media fud. And we shouldn't outlaw shorting. Got it.

>> No.56384504

>>56384411
RIP my soxl bags

>> No.56384508

>>56384471
I don't buy any of those products

>> No.56384517

>>56384471
I'm eating Cheetos right now. You're welcome.

>> No.56384519
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>>56384489
They own the pre packaged drinks you find at the gas station or grocery checkout line

https://pepsicopartners.com/PEPSICO-BRANDS/STARBUCKS®/c/brand_starbucks

>> No.56384522

>>56384501
Stfu. Nvidia is flat on the week on no news like it should be. Why complain. Just buy the dip

>> No.56384523

>>56384501
my guess is chink investors are having a chimpout.
that or a bot username using sentiment analysis.

>> No.56384524
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56384524

Hahahaha hahahahahaha
>*delivers pure strikes all over your portfolio*

>> No.56384527

>>56384481
What you're discounting is that in a high public debt environment higher rates are stimulative. It's the same as helicoptering money straight into the market every time they make a coupon payment. Yes it crushes the real economy, but the market is getting a fresh infusion of cash at the same time so valuations don't get any cheaper. True suffering has to start in the bond market which is not going to be quick.

>> No.56384529

Even MORE doom posting. It’ll be green then

>> No.56384532

>>56384471
few of these brands actually stick. i've tried them over my life.
>sodastream
>sobe
>naked
>tropicana
>lipton
>one coconut
aquafina is actually dog water, don't even defend that one
>gatorade
>ruffles
>lays
>smartfood
>sun chips
>miss vickies
>near east
>quaker
>chewy
>life
>sabra
all disposable.
and pepsi is a coke substitute which i'll drink maybe once every two years.
doritos, cheetos and fritos are the winners

>> No.56384533

>>56384459
so you have to invert your inversion

>> No.56384545

>>56384532
Lays potato chips are the real winner. But you’d have to be arguing in bad faith to claim Gatorade isn’t a winner also

>> No.56384548
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56384548

Who ready for some extreme volatility?

>> No.56384549

>>56384529
There's still enough mumu posting here that I think the crash is guaranteed. If we were actually doomers to the extent you say I think there wouldn't be

>> No.56384550

>>56384501
If the market is forward looking and the US government puts a performance ceiling on what can be sold to China, then we can expect that to materially harm Nvidia's sales in the long term future. Can't we? The counterfactual would seem to be that the Chinese buy low- to mid-performance chips by today's standards forever.

>> No.56384555

>>56384529
smg can doom post longer than I can stay solvent

>> No.56384556

>>56384529
go on fintwit the sentient has flipped to bullish

>> No.56384558

>>56384532
> aquafina is actually dog water, don't even defend that one
Compared to Coke’s Dasani, it’s a winner. Compared to the field though yeah it’s a shit option

>> No.56384564

>>56384548
ishnallah i will finally net even on uvxy

>> No.56384563
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56384563

QQQ

>> No.56384570
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56384570

Don’t forget PepsiCo partnered with dole to sell those dole juices
https://www.pepsicopartners.com/pepsico/en/USD/OTHER-BRANDS/DOLE®/c/brand_dole?source=brand-otherbrands&root=beverages

>> No.56384572

>>56384550
No, we can't, specifically because none of what they're talking about in the most recent articles is actually real. It's speculative and open to debate, and the company itself says that these restrictions will not hurt them financially. During the last round of "The US is going to ban chip sales to China!!!!" headlines, the actual result was that foreign companies just loaded the fuck up on chips "before the ban" which I'm not even 100% sure happened. It's all fake as fuck but retail bears absolutely love shorting NVDA so they buy more puts from Cramer with every spooky headline.

>> No.56384573

>>56384501
Monopolizing nvda chips and restricting their export to our only competitor would centralize American big tech and will eventually dominate the world moreso than ever before. The US will literally be the only livable country on the planet unless you're saudi arabia.

>> No.56384574

>>56384549
>doom posting
The most mentioned ticker is a 3x leveraged long tech ETF

>> No.56384585

>>56384574
Exactly. I think we're nowhere near the bottom.
March 2024 is when we'll see it, as I've said a few times.

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>>56384564
My UVXY bro!!! You always appear out of no where

>> No.56384590

>>56384574
>>56384585
>2 mentions out of 186 posts
Yeah I'm thinking get fukt. You're delusional if you think the general tone in smg is bullish.

>> No.56384596

>>56384590
>one thread is my sample set
Lel

>> No.56384600

>>56384572
>none of what they're talking about in the most recent articles is actually real
>During the last round of "The US is going to ban chip sales to China!!!!" headlines, the actual result was that foreign companies just loaded the fuck up on chips "before the ban" which I'm not even 100% sure happened.
So, what are they even reporting on then? It sounds like it's just blatant market manipulation. Shouldn't we have, like, some kind of watchdog agency to stop that?

>> No.56384602

>>56384590
soxl is an american thing. as burgers awaken from their fast food induced comas, soxl mentionings will arise.

>> No.56384611

>>56384588
i have been on too many boards at once lately. seems like a good time to pick up alpha from the fast boards

>> No.56384622

Any interesting stocks? I need some inspiration

>> No.56384625
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56384625

KNEEL

>> No.56384629
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56384629

my secret financial indicators are 3/3 bullish
my heart is bobo as fuck
life is suffering

>> No.56384636

>>56384629
always go with your gut, your gut is right your indicators are dead wrong.

>> No.56384653

>>56384600
Yeah it's amazing right? Kind of like last year when every single article about semiconductors had a headline saying "HEADWINDS FOR CHIPS" but then if you actually read the article it said literally nothing negative, and then all the chipmakers had great earnings. It's horseshit. Just Big Money faggots like Cramer selling puts to desperate retail bears who unironically want the global economy to collapse, despite all signs pointing to that not happening.

>>56384602
>>56384596
I think you guys are being a bit delusional about this, SOXL posting has severely fallen off since last year

>> No.56384654

I thought October was supposed to be the start of the Santa rally bros

>> No.56384657

it's so over, stocks and bonds are going to 0

>> No.56384659

>>56384622
>KO
>DOV
>FRT
>PG
>JNJ
all you need

>> No.56384665

>>56384657
most stocks do in fact go to 0, not bonds though

>> No.56384668
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56384668

>already down 2% in premarket
This is fine

>> No.56384671

>>56384665
With enough inflation they can.

>> No.56384679

I'm shorting Sweden, but I have to admit I don't know why we crashed today. I'm starting to think this mememarket dumped on the 2 Swedes who got killed in Belgium. Markets have become so gay that I actually suspect this to be the reason. Ericsson dumped on opening with their shitty earnings. Then later other stocks started dumping.

>> No.56384681

Lmfao NVDA down over 4% in premarket based on literally, unironically, nothing of value is RIDICULOUS

>> No.56384680
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>premarket

>> No.56384699

>>56384681
Stop trolling. It's flat for the week and up on the month.

>> No.56384707
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*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.56384714

>>56384680
>dip immediately slurped
lol

>> No.56384719

>>56384681
>NVDA down over 4% in premarket
Nvidia falls as US continues crackdown on chip shipments to China
Oct 17, 202308:56 EDT

wow that was fucking hard

>> No.56384720
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>entire market opens below yesterday's low
nothin personnel

>> No.56384721
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>>56384707
It's over

>> No.56384722

>>56384714
>>56384680
This might be a bullflag on the daily

>> No.56384724

>>56384707
Why would you post this early

>> No.56384730
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56384730

>instantly gives up that entire desperation pump from yesterday

>> No.56384733
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56384733

STOP HES ALREADY DEAD

>> No.56384743

>>56384719
Jesus christ man read the thread

>>56384501
>>56384445

It's fake fucking fud, every time

>>56384720
>For no actual reason
You deserve what's coming

>> No.56384746
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What did y'all do?
>Inb4 yall

>> No.56384753
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56384753

You guys hedged right?
Nov 10th 435 puts were $5.5 yesterday

>> No.56384754

I CAN CATCH THIS KNIFE

>> No.56384761

>>56384721
What the fuck is this, I need an explanation, is this prison food?

>> No.56384764
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>>56384754
>>56384746
>>56384733
>>56384730
sometimes you gap up, sometimes you gap down :^)

>> No.56384766
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56384766

AÀaaaaaaAaaaaaÆAAWWAAAAAAAÄãÁÅAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56384768
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56384768

Reminder that everyone who bought NVDA and INTC last October is now desperately smashing the sell button to get out with their long term capital gains.
Reminder that there is literally no hope of stopping this semiconductor sell off

>> No.56384769
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56384769

>>56384754
Catch it

>> No.56384771

Hmmm -- they won't let 30yr cross 5%
will tomorrow's 20 year auction 1:00pm EST be the catalyst for the 5% move?

>> No.56384775

>>56384761
Sir this is Indian delicacy

>> No.56384782

>>56384768
You have ZERO legitimate reason to sell semis right now. Dumbest fucking move of the century.

>> No.56384783

Die, die die my darling
Don't have a single pump
Die, die, die my darling
Dump those heavy bags
I'll be slurping you again
I'll be slurping you... in hell!

>> No.56384784
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56384784

Should I treat mumu how he has treated me?

>> No.56384788

>>56384753
I want my dick to be hedged in between those cheeks, if you know what I mean.

>> No.56384791

>>56384764
>>56384769
I WILL CATCH THIS KNIFE, I JUST HAVE TO FOCUS REALLY HARD AND TIME IT EXACTLY RIGHT
>>56384775
Did you know the primary ingredient of playdoh is, or used to be, flour? I learned that the other day.

>> No.56384796
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>>56384768
except the 200ma bout to catch it

>> No.56384797

>>56384782
mmm methinks time for number to go down

>> No.56384798

>>56384588
name?

>> No.56384803

Shit son I'm glad I cashed out of Nvdia yesterday.

>> No.56384804

>>56384782
Wouldn't other people selling be a legitimate reason?

>> No.56384805

>>56384791
So that's what makes it so tasty.

>> No.56384809

>Are ya winnin son?

>> No.56384810

>>56384805
The taste is mostly from all the salt.

>> No.56384814

>>56384805
Post all you want baggie but it's not bringing your gookfu back.

>> No.56384820

Oh god I just opened Etrade and I'm down like 5%.

>> No.56384821

I AM FINANCIALLY OBLITERATED.

>> No.56384825
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>> No.56384826

>>56384814
I forgave her. I don't know why, but I did. Pussy is a hell of a drug.

>> No.56384827
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56384827

FUCK MAKE HIM STOP

>> No.56384830
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56384830

closed nvda shorts

>> No.56384833

>>56384826
>forgave her
what did she do this time?

>> No.56384835
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56384835

>>56384830
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now we really dump

>> No.56384838

TLT / TMF shills
r u ok

>> No.56384839

what are you guys freaking out about? market is down .05%

>> No.56384840

>>56384833
She was being a fucking cunt, and then she apologized for it.

>> No.56384841

>>56384804
If it was actually people selling because the company is going to do badly, sure. But it's not, it's just people shorting it to death because it's the chosen bear stock for some fucking reason. It's like the Never-Elon Tesla shorters, they build their lives around being contrarian faggots so they have to keep doubling down even though the company is doing stellar by all measures.

>> No.56384842
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56384842

muslims are not compatible with the civilized world

oh and buy ESLT by the way

>> No.56384843
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56384843

if turkish stock market index completes the month under its current 8.000 I will kill myself

>> No.56384845

>>56384840
Didn't she just have a stroke?

>> No.56384847
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56384847

>>56384835
maybe

>> No.56384851

>>56384768
wtf INTC is fine.

>> No.56384853

>looks shortish
>everyone and their mother shorts
>market snuffs it out

I love 0dtes

>> No.56384854

ok this knife is falling too fast I think ima sit this one out

>> No.56384858

>>56384843
AI was a mistake

>> No.56384860

just wait until nvda earnings come out. you bobos will get the fucking rope.

>> No.56384861

>>56384842
for real though why do they get mad about literally everything?

>> No.56384864

I’m about to go all in on AMZN leaps.

>> No.56384866

>>56384858
it's fine i have a pent-dent that looks just like that in my garage

>> No.56384868
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>>56384860
Ok

>> No.56384867

Did Nokia miss earnings?

>> No.56384869
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10y yield DANGEROUSLY close to breaking the 10/6 high

>> No.56384872

>>56384841
a functioning market has both longs and shorts. dont get emotional about this stuff or you will lose money. just stop caring and trade the market you have

>> No.56384875

>>56384867
No. they haven't even had them yet. Why is the stock in freefall?

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>>56384869
>but there's no news

>> No.56384880

>30yr yield 4.981%
I really think it's going to 5.005% and then "magically" recover / "buyers" show up back to 4.95%
if we bust through 5%... oh boy.. they have given up on intervening..

>> No.56384884
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Uh you said the 0DTE shorts would get squeezed or something but it keeps dropping
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>56384872
ÀAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

>> No.56384890

My PYPL is still green. My broker (CMC) won't open though.

>> No.56384891

>>56384884
IT'S SQUEEZING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION MAKE IT STOP

>> No.56384893

>>56384884
Shorts don't expire...

>> No.56384894

Ok now I think Sweden dumped on Greta Thunberg being arrested.

>> No.56384901
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short tech

>> No.56384904

A Bart on the S&P chart is fucking stupid.

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>>56384894
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56384907
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>>56384784
Never forget how nasty they were while they were making money and you were losing it

>> No.56384910
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Sold my SOXS at 11.46
Bought 30 more shares of CSCO with the proceeds

>> No.56384913
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Imagine being so over leverage that you can't even handle a little red.

>> No.56384916

>>56384913
If we get a 2% I think the cascading starts and we get an early 2024.

>> No.56384917

SOXL sissies, we got too cocky..

>> No.56384920
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>bonds

>> No.56384922
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>>56384913
I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM THIS!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>> No.56384930

>>56384913
I'm 10x short tech. Come at me

>> No.56384934

oh no no what happened NVIDIOTS

>> No.56384936
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Ok, SHOW'S OVER BOBO, KNIFE CATCHING TIME!

>> No.56384938

Come on NVDA keep crashing I want to but in under 400.

>> No.56384941

>>56384936
I got IWM calls, now is the time for the tiny hats.

>> No.56384942
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>>56384917
SOXL sisters stay strong!

>> No.56384944

>>56384014
I've made a tactical misallocation

>> No.56384947

>>56384938
Bro, its literally going to CSCO on your ass

>> No.56384948

>>56384868
The burning buildings forming a trendline is kino. This is one of the best AIslop inages I have ever seen.
>>56384864
I can't decide if AMZN et al are at bargain prices or if tech valuation was already too deep into retard territory.

>> No.56384949

Guys check out Super Micro Computer.

>> No.56384953
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and just like that, nvda will never go below 430 again.

>> No.56384955
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>>56384938
But somebody yesterday said for absolute certainty that it will 10x in the next 5 years

>> No.56384958

Shorts don't expire, in fact you can just invest into shorts like a normal stock that you would go long on.

>> No.56384965

>>56384958
That's retarded though. Look how many short etfs there are and how many reverse split over time to keep from being delisted.

>> No.56384967

>>56384545
well if gatorade is actually doing good i am surprised, but i'd still contend it's wile e. coyote sprinting on air and hasn't looked down yet. the alternatives are so much better

>> No.56384973

>>56384949
>26x P/E company drops 3% and is still up MOM
Heh. The daily chart looks pretty scary though.

>> No.56384976

>>56384955
>NVDA will 10x in the next 5 years
kek, best part is there are niggers who unironically believe this

>> No.56384978

>>56384958
DRIP leveraged short come at me

>> No.56384983
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>every interesting disruptive technology is still private
how long before the gold rush. im tired of waiting.

>> No.56384984
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>>56384035
Nope, you can't say that. You have to pretend to be biologically aroused at some some ape ish looking woman from Cameroon or you are racist and you will be fired on the spot

>> No.56384985

I WILL NEVER FINANCIALLY RECOVER FROM SHORTING NVDA AT %"= AAAAAAAAH

>> No.56384990

>>56384976
Why wouldn't it though?

>> No.56384991

>>56384976
Give me one legitimate reason why NVDA won't 10x this decade?

>> No.56384993

new
>>56384988
>>56384988
>>56384988

>> No.56385000

So. Ive figured i can live well off with any shitjob on my EU country if i earn an average of 1000-2000 dollars in dividends. To achieve that i would need about 100.000-250.000k invested.
Problem is.. my country has a ceilling on 50.000 k and i would be signalled by the IRS. How can i go around this... if i get any american wife and dual citizenship would it be e enough to open a new bank account and fiscal number?

>> No.56385003

Yields nigga
Bonds nigga
10 year at 5% before lunch nigga

>> No.56385023

>>56384991
GPT specifically and AI generally isn't going to do what 99% of its own TAM think it will do

>> No.56385027

>>56385000
Immigrating to America legally is a shit show and even if you do everything right there's a good chance it won't work out.

>> No.56385029

>>56385023
Not an argument. Next.

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>> No.56385035

>>56384948
The world runs on AWS.

>> No.56385040

>>56385023
It won't do what you think it will either you dumb faggot. You aren't smarter than everyone.

>> No.56385053

>>56385027
Shit sucks man. Looks like things are made so there is only an illusion of social mobility

>> No.56385076

>>56384126
Horses are honestly very gay expensive animals. Just like the bicyclist it bit.

>> No.56385077

I think we can only up or fall to recently traversed areas. Fed is toothless less they decapitate clownworld reserves.

>> No.56385122

>>56385003
Bullish. The market is healing

>> No.56385142

We're stuck between 420 and 438 until elections aren't we... Fed will keep kicking the can.

>> No.56385147

Anyone else buy the absolute bottom on SOXL today? Lol

>> No.56385170

>>56384653
>SOXL posting has severely fallen off since last year
It's just one barometer. It's still very popular here.