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56359863

Anonymous Fri Oct 13 22:19:50 2023 No.56359863 [Reply] [Original]

So like... how do I buy stocks?

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 13 22:21:41 2023 No.56359873 >>56359863 Come over to TD Ameritrade :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 13 22:57:48 2023 No.56360089 call your broker

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 13 22:58:36 2023 No.56360095 >>56359863 How do people like you exist

>>	Anonymous Fri Oct 13 23:09:47 2023 No.56360168 >>56359863 It's just like buying socks. You got to the stock exchange and buy some.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 02:24:11 2023 No.56361144 >>56360095 Imagine yourself. Then add maybe 30% more autism. Then a bit of intermittent reinforcement conditioned laziness and aversion to starting projects. Which is a psyche damage induced risk averse cognitive sink.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 02:25:13 2023 No.56361149 >>56359863 Deposit money to your uniswap account

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 02:44:53 2023 No.56361215 >>56360168 They stopped letting people into the stock exchange because they were worried about Muslims post 9/11.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 03:48:11 2023 No.56361432 >>56359863 can you even afford a plane ticket to new york? i doubt it. Ask again when you can complete step 1

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 04:12:52 2023 No.56361484 >>56361432 I could just drive there. Would probably take a few hours.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 13:32:15 2023 No.56362982 >>56359863 With an app

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 13:36:46 2023 No.56362999 >>56359863 Don’t you have a stocks store? Just go there and tell the wagie you want some apple and Tesla

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 15:04:23 2023 No.56363377 >>56359863 With Fidelity or that anon that recommended TDA might be right too.

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 15:16:23 2023 No.56363448 >>56359863 Why do ancient roasties only go after knight chads and not nice farmer types like us?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 15:50:26 2023 No.56363649 >>56359873 I don't like the way you said that. What's wrong with TD Ameritrade?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 15:51:41 2023 No.56363667 >>56359863 fidelity

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 15:52:42 2023 No.56363679 >>56360095 by not being born with a daddy who showed and explained you everything?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 17:11:24 2023 No.56364118 >>56363679 Do you not have an internet connection and the ability to read?

>>	Anonymous Sat Oct 14 17:14:26 2023 No.56364131 >>56363667 >>56363377 Fidelity master race

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 00:03:52 2023 No.56366476 >>56364118 when ur born a poorfag it takes a long while to ever read up on investing since you cant invest in the fist place and its kinda confusing when there are 1000s different investing sites

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 00:11:04 2023 No.56366512 File: 51 KB, 1080x607, 1626184137965.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56359863 You don't, that's for boomers lmao, you get into your wallet of choice, and drop some shekels into KAVA

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 00:13:57 2023 No.56366535 >>56366512 Well, I can say I've been drinking a lot of kava, that's for sure. That must help somehow.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 00:15:18 2023 No.56366543 >>56359863 You start by putting the megaseed way up in your butt.

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 00:17:13 2023 No.56366556 >>56366535 I don't think he means that kind of Kava anon, but that's also good

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 00:17:25 2023 No.56366559 >>56366512 Kek, based nigger but nah, maybe ICP

>>	Anonymous Sun Oct 15 00:18:04 2023 No.56366564 File: 46 KB, 399x400, 1618955139657.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>56366512