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This Land Is Mine Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.56346230

40 beheaded babies = GREEN ALL WEEK

>> No.56346239
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>>56346230
more blood for mumu god

>> No.56346245

>>56346230
Just wait until World Jihad Friday. Buy GDX and SILJ.

>> No.56346284
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4500 this month?

>> No.56346319
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56346319

Yields...

>> No.56346328

>>56346319
slowly uninverting itself

>> No.56346339
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>>56346239
the dump was a trap ,few understand

>> No.56346345

>>56346284
>4500 this month?
idk. however a lot of this might be "frontrunning" of "emergency rate cuts" that'll never come.
we might have entered
>full retard war pivot anticipation euphoria

>> No.56346353

>>56346223
DAX will LITERALLY hit 16000 today. Just straight line up. This is the market we got nowadays. Absolutely retarded.

>>56346339
The best part about the dump was the breakthrough below the 200 MA on the S&P which probably made some people short below it because there are enough people believing the MA-meme.

>> No.56346370

The entire market is fraudulent.

>> No.56346371
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>>56346353
>This is the market we got nowadays. Absolutely retarded.
There is no finesse required any longer.
Maybe it never was.
Number grow bigger, line go up, world more gooder.
If you apply too much thinking to it, it'll drive you mad.
Occasional crashes are fully retraced withing less than a decade.

>> No.56346375

>>56346371
You mean a week

>> No.56346376
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>>56346353
exactly. Biggest lesson I've learned is to never bet against the american economy. They have the printing machine after all

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>>56346370
>The entire market is fraudulent.
Bury once again on his way to losing 9 figures with bets against something (the S&P 500 this time)

>> No.56346378
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Always go long.

>> No.56346384

>>56346377
Oh, The Big Short is my #2 favorite movie of all time, however even I recognize that nowadays it feels like a fictional tale from a time long gone bye.

>> No.56346385

>>56346339
Does the one-horned bullish bear win?

>> No.56346389
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>>56346385
no,he went into hibernation mode

>> No.56346390

>>56346377
>>56346384
I can't wait until The Big Short 2 comes out. It's gonna be a dark tragedy where he kills himself in the end.

>> No.56346395

>>56346384
It's just that the governments will do whatever it takes to not let it happen again, at least not in a predictable manner. Which makes it not a market anymore but a ponzi that must not fall apart. I mean, I see often enough burgers here writing the performance of the stockmarket has influence on their pensions etc? In the EU, at least germany the stock market doesn't really matter for that. NOW they want to add a "Aktienrente" and extend the ponzi.

>> No.56346398

>>56346389
Ok so the bearish bull wings over the bullish bear.

>> No.56346402

>>56346395
Germans hate stocks like it's the plague.
Sparbuch, Sparbuch, über alles!

>> No.56346409
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What went so so wrong?

>> No.56346411

>>56346402
And they are right doing so. It cannot be that you create an economic environment in which you force everybody to partake in a fuckin scamponzi. Just look at the fuckin numbers of scamwicks even in a daily fashion. Not everybody wants to participate in that. They just want interest on their money but 0% interest fucked those people over while others multiplied their money because of this pyramidegame

>> No.56346413

>>56346378
what a flex

>I'm hot and the cameras on me
>the rest of you are just meat

>> No.56346415

I put 1k in OMX shorts again, I will not do it again. This index is by far the most comical of them all. I'll stick with DAX as retared as it can also be, it is not a match for OMX.

>> No.56346417

what's going on with ehang? am i getting exit scammed?

>> No.56346423

>>56346409
You are fucked

>> No.56346426
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>Semiconductors have bottomed out (retarded Samsung yesterday).
>Rates have peaked
>DXY no longer bullish
>Yields dropping
>Profits stabilized at near ATH levels for stocks
>Stable high inflation
and so on and on. Europe is pumping already (already +1% and the day hasn't even started). Cool CPI numbers are almost guaranteed at this point. The dollar is gonna get slaughtered. Oil is cheap. Metals are cheap. Consumer confidence is high and spending is near ATH. Mortgages are insane yet people still go for them.
There is nothing, nothing at all, which can stop this market. Sure there are resistance levels to defeat but S&P will go for 4800+ by EOY assuming we get a Santa rally.
Bears had their rally last year and twice this year. Not good enough for you?

>> No.56346427

WHAT THE FUUUCK

WHY ARE YIELDS DUMPENING

GO BACK UP RIGHT NOW

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56346429
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>>56346411
There's no getting ahead with less than 10% each year compounded and 100% invested.
It's over and it doesn't matter any more.
Not in Germany, not in the US, not anywhere.

>> No.56346431

>>56346426
The biggest reason of all is that there is no other alternative.

>> No.56346433

>>56346427
I thought yields getting lower was a good thing kek

>> No.56346437
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56346437

>>56346426
>>56346427

>> No.56346438

>>56346433
THEY ARE BAD FOR MY TLT PUTS

>> No.56346442

>>56346429
Yes, they are just doubling down on the ponzi. Literal "stockpension" (Aktienrente) is what they want to implement. I will always be cautious to short this piece of shitmarket as they will only funnel in more money for it to dump harder. You just know politicians who want this are only going to pump their bags with this.

>> No.56346443

>>56346402
My grandpa matched my contributions to my sparbuch on World Savings Day. He also gifted me my first stock (deutsche post) which is up 80 something %. Thanks grandpa

>> No.56346447
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56346447

Soft landing, bros. We winning.

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56346458

I'm a good one and a half month behind on picrelated faggots videos.
Don't think that I'll try to catch up any longer, he isn't even good as a "inverted indicator" any longer.
None of his schizobabble is applicable in the real world anyhow.

>> No.56346461

>>56346442
>Literal "stockpension" (Aktienrente) is what they want to implement.
I don't know about Germany, but here in the nordic countries our government pensions are straight up stock hedge funds at their core. There's an obscene amount of money being funneled into them each month, with no sign of stopping - short of a nuclear holocaust.

>> No.56346463

>>56346458
he always looks like he is high and/or on the verge of bursting to tears, and he's also always doomsaying

>> No.56346465
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yea we're back

>> No.56346470

>>56346463
YT should just deplatform the likes of him, Pedo Van Meter, George Gammon, etc. for misinformation and misleading the public.

>> No.56346477

1300 Israelis dead now allegedly, soon to be 6000 for the history books

>> No.56346502

I shorted OMX premarket. The only index that pumped on the open, lmao. I fuckin love it, should have put the money into DAX shorts. Anyways, just another reminder to myself to not waste my time with OMX anymore.

>> No.56346509

yes.... YES!!!!

KEEP GOING BACK UP JUST LIKE THAT

NICE AND PROPER RETRACEMENT BEFORE HEADING TO NEW HIGHS

HAHHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YOU JANET YELLEN!!!!

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>>56346426
>>56346427
>>56346437

>> No.56346528

>>56346524
NEW HIGHS FOR YIELDS MAYBE HAHAHHAHHHA!!!

WOOP WOOP STINKY JANET BATTER UP LOLOL

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>>56346447
Yepp. There never was a doubt in my mind that there would be something else but a soft landing. Normies are far too rich, companies have ATH profits, most loans are still tied to very low rates and thanks to Covid most people that matter could buy houses/cheap mortgages and are now living the high life... and so on.

Honest to god, who in their right mind thought that pathetically small rates of 5% could somehow diminish the economy when they pumped insane amounts of money into it? Look at the M2 or any other kind of money amount (interesting how they removed the MZB just as FED inserted the liquidity) and tell me you see anything bearish.
Even at these outlandish rates, people are still taking loans. Normies don't even mind paying the insane gasoline prices just because they were higher last year (comparison effects is how you win over normos). A good way to gauge the economy is to look at Pepsi's and Coke's earnings. Insanely good and demonstrates that people are still consoooming at ATH levels... but yeah sure people here will say "people are dropping dead, nobody is working, and the system is collapsing"
>>56346431
That as well. Stocks are the best way for the rich to get even richer and to hedge against the inflation/rates or any other roadblocks. So of course they will pump the crap out of it.

>> No.56346533

>>56346530
>companies have ATH profits
>Apple makes less than 2021 and 2022
Fuck off

Most companies make adjust for inflation WAY less money.
Just look at fuckin chip companies like AMD or whatever which is double the price now compared to 2017-2018 and they make HALF the money AFTER the gigainflation.

>> No.56346537

>>56346533
>9 posts out of 50
>every single thing you say is retarded

two thumbs up bro, youre rocking it

>> No.56346542

>>56346533
>>56346530
Sorry, it was Micron. I thought it was AMD, but after looking at the chart I'm fairly certain it was Micron with those shitnumbers now and double the stockprice.

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>>56346533
so you mean we're buying the generational bottom with all this bad news priced in

>> No.56346544

>>56346530
I have been patiently waiting for effort posting to start happening on /biz/ again for years at this point and it's finally happening. Bull market confirmed.

>> No.56346548

>>56346537
my ID is really close to tom hanks and I enjoy that

>> No.56346550

>>56346537
>posts by id
Always the same with you faggots. Essentially you're mad I don't have to work.


>>56346533
>>56346530

>Micron Technology, Inc., Reports Results for the Third Quarter of Fiscal 2018
BOISE, Idaho, June 20, 2018 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Micron Technology, Inc., (NASDAQ:MU) today announced results of operations for its third quarter of fiscal 2018, which ended May 31, 2018.

>Fiscal Q3 2018 Highlights

>Revenues of $7.80 billion, up 40 percent compared with the same period last year
GAAP net income of $3.82 billion, or $3.10 per diluted share
Non-GAAP net income of $3.90 billion, or $3.15 per diluted share
Operating cash flow of $4.26 billion, compared with $2.41 billion for the same period last year


Micron Technology, Inc. Reports Results for the Third Quarter of Fiscal 2023
Further reducing wafer starts to approach 30% in both DRAM and NAND
BOISE, Idaho, June 28, 2023 (GLOBE NEWSWIRE) -- Micron Technology, Inc. (Nasdaq: MU) today announced results for its third quarter of fiscal 2023, which ended June 1, 2023.

Fiscal Q3 2023 highlights

Revenue of $3.75 billion versus $3.69 billion for the prior quarter and $8.64 billion for the same period last year
GAAP net loss of $1.90 billion, or $1.73 per diluted share
Non-GAAP net loss of $1.57 billion, or $1.43 per diluted share
Operating cash flow of $24 million versus $343 million for the prior quarter and $3.84 billion for the same period last year

>> No.56346553

>>56346550
Im not mad at you man. I just think youre dumb like bricks

>> No.56346556

>>56346553
Still mad, Tom Hanks

>> No.56346559

>>56346556
sorry I cant understand you. bricks dont have lips

>> No.56346565

>>56346559
but they do
http://infobrics.org/

>> No.56346568

>>56346559
>lips
>typing
At least point out one thing that was dumb instead of being dumb yourself, Tom.

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>>56346542
>>56346533
You are somewhat correct bro. Companies like Intel, AMD, MU and some others have really started to bleed (or even fuckin Samsung) but apparently that was all priced in last year because ever since then nobody has given two shits about their pathetic revenue. Honest to god, my father's small company generates a better net result than AMD (for such a huge company, their net result is that of an offal restaurant).
But overall, profits are hovering near ATH levels becauase of multiple factors: insane price gouging that they can blame on inflation, low wage compensations (but that has been the name of the game ever since the 1970s), decrement of full-time jobs and an increase of part-time jobs, and so on. Companies now can dictate the market however they like and normies will have to shut up and take it up the butt.
I said profits are hovering near ATH levels and they are. EPS levels are hovering at insane levels as well. Divvies keep on increasing... There is nothing to suggest that stocks are doing poorly, financially speaking. Rather, quality stocks are doing pretty much better than ever.

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>>56346568
The antisemitism gets old, I just filter it anymore
>56346477

>> No.56346576

>>56346574
>decrement of full-time jobs and an increase of part-time jobs
This is why so many people refuse to work in germany and rightfully. As a student I also worked at the front desk of a law firm and I was paid 10 Euros an hour, while the regular full time employee I replaced after leaving in the afternoon made more money. Sometimes I even worked in the morning til afternoon for 8 hours, so I essentially did the same job as her for way less money. Those minijobs fuck over the whole jobmarket. The only who profit are the companies.

>> No.56346578

>>56346575
So it was the Israel thing. I knew it was about that, haha.

>> No.56346579

>>56346574
I suspect quality will keep doing great, while smallcaps with worse balance sheets and incomes and weaker access to credit will keep taking it up the arse. For as long as consoomers are able to rack up credit card denbts

>> No.56346588

>>56346533
I have a bunch of brk.b but don't like Apple. I'm thinking about opening 2 Apple shorts for every brk.b share I have. What do you guys think?

>> No.56346594

>>56346588
*Selling short 2 Apple shares for every 5 brk.b shares.

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>>56346576
Oh yes I know that feel. Hell, I've done internships where I performed the same work as everyone else but got nothing in terms of payment (experience is gold right?). The company profited off of my work since we managed to publish a few papers and got some collaborations with other companies. I got squat. I hate Sweden.
>>56346579
Oh absolutely. I think the market also understood that, which is why small caps have been very much underperforming for a long time now. Mega caps with unlimited cash and priority loans (and long maturity loans) are the preferred way to go.

>> No.56346607

>>56346588
Don't know. My hopes for APPLE also are low. Next year I might buy ETFs which resemble the SPX or US tech, but less Apple participation and more Microsoft.

(Invesco MSCI World ESG Universal Screened or 4% Microsoft, no Apple.
Or Lyxor MSCI World ESG Leaders 8% Microsoft, no Apple. Those are world ETFs, there also are USA versions of these with more microsoft and more % of each other stock that is US and in the top 10.

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Is the big money investing into Scandinavia or what? Fuckin they are giga pumping, especially OMX. Hell, it's blowing past all the resistances and just keeps pumping. Two months of boboism completely undone and reversed in mere days. So this is the power of short covering eh?

>> No.56346657

>>56346625
Inflation won

>> No.56346659

>>56346625
Sorry, I meant Stagflation

>> No.56346663
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i feel like im playing a dangerous game being more than 100% invest right now but then again how can i pass up these GAINZZZ

>> No.56346672

CPI ,unemployment in 3 hours. prepare your puts

>> No.56346682

>>56346672
I trust President Biden's economy us resilient and we set yet new employment records!

>> No.56346690

Are any of the big 7 even feeling the effect of rate hikes?? It's like they have infinite cash placed in MM and 0% forever locked long term loans

>> No.56346693

>>56346672
I never feel like I have enough puts, I'm so bearish.
I put in a couple orders for more but the market is closed anyway.

>> No.56346701

>>56346625
OMX 2300 EOD

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>>56346690
theyre the best run businesses on planet earth, why cant they be expensive

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Sigh, looks like WW3 might actually be a real thing soon. Ads with military begging for soldiers to line up.

I'm gonna try to load up on commodities while pumping oil stocks. Then maybe use the money I make from the inevitable market crash and try to marry a big breasted wife in Thailand before the whole world goes to shit. Again.

>> No.56346727
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>>56346672
You can't defeat Bidenomics you dork. Join us... or perish.
>>56346701
Yepp, it ain't even overbought yet. Still a long way up. I think it's because the market is calling out Riksbanken's bullcrap since it is starting to hesitate and probably won't hike.
Banks have stopped caring about defeating the inflation

>> No.56346729

>>56346723
At best we'll get a slow burn like we have for the last 20 years. The US completely lacks the capacity for a WW2 style total war.

>> No.56346733

>>56346723
stop giving me hope of a total war. nothing ever happens

>> No.56346736

>>56346727
>Banks have stopped caring about defeating the inflation
At first I was like "Wtf does he even mean? Banks are causing this and want inflation"
Then I realized you meant Centralbanks and you are right on this

>> No.56346741

>>56346729
People in this modern world don't want to die for their country. It's not worth it. I don't blame germans not enlisting which is a big problem in germany. Why the fuck would you want to die for this country? After all the politicians are actively destroyin it.

>> No.56346746

>>56346741
You can't have patriotism without a nation and you can't have a serious army without patriotism. All you can have is a professional mercenary force and all these governments in the West are too broke for that.

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Should i long TESLA?

>> No.56346768

>>56346736
Fed is still trying but they know they're treading on thin ice

>> No.56346770

>>56346755
Why not go for Toyota while you're at it

>> No.56346773

>>56346770
TM is definitely one of the best stocks you can buy, especially if you want a car company.

>> No.56346777
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>>56346690
Apple a LITTLE bit since they do rely more on consooom than the others but that's about it. The big seven are carrying the markets (as proven by a nice chart that I forgot to save) and everyone knows it.
>>56346736
They will simply hold for longer and maintain "high" rates, meaning regional banks will keep increasing their already monstruous profits. Good for everyone

>> No.56346779

>>56346773
They do look pretty good right now desu

Just not sure about Tesla, especially with Le funny emerald mine man at the top
Keeps tanking the stock on numerous occasions

Imma leave this one for the apes on wallstreetbets

>> No.56346780

>>56346768
They want a soft landing and risk stagflation. He said it in the last meeting. First he was like it wasn't their obligation but then he said something like it was their objective and then revised that again. I would have to watch it again to point it out, but it confused me as he was contradicting, so he might have slipped something out he didn't want to say but thought.

>> No.56346791

>>56346777
S&P looks good to long

>> No.56346795

>>56346768
https://youtu.be/rqlVjLpYNMA?feature=shared&t=1879

>> No.56346799

>Israel says Gaza siege won’t end until hostages released; Blinken arrives in Tel Aviv: Live updates
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/12/israel-hamas-war-live-updates-latest-news-on-gaza.html

>> No.56346808

>>56346799
With age your get why people, especially older people do things they do. They get crazy, they see themselves fall apart, so they do things which will make them "immortal".
This is why I expect Xi to also try take Taiwan.
This is why Von der Leyen within a blink of an eye abandoned her position as MINISTER OF DEFENSE for the EU position in an unlawful manner (she wasn't on the list for the position or something like that)
This is why Putin invaded Ukraine
And this is why Netanjahu will take or destroy or whatever his plan is Gaza and everything else

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>oil

>> No.56346821

>>56346809
Tanking

But hey, maybe it tanks so far it goes into minues and you get paid for taking oil

>> No.56346827
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56346827

>>56346809
Weird. The US inventory rose like crazy. Still isn't looking very bullish for oil though. Then again the cool CPI should help. 90+ by EOY?

>> No.56346831

>>56346795
I actually really like J Pow. I think he does a good job.

>> No.56346832

>>56346808
people are driven by a few things, you are correct mortality plays its role
>sex
>money
>and legacy

>> No.56346843

>>56346827
My guess says it ends the year around 70-78 and then pumps hard next spring in preparation for summer which is the highest level of consumption globally which would make sense to get prices high before then. As things stand right now even if Qatar cuts production the Saudi's could just ramp theirs back up to more than cover the difference. Everybody is broke as fuck right now so nobody is going to stop selling oil even if they say they will and even if they do it won't be for long. Can't afford it.

>> No.56346859

>>56346245
More like world Yee-haa Friday. Breaking out of a weekly bullflag while there is extreme fear. Long everything. Also if you think shit is going to crash buying SILJ and GDX is a horrible idea because they'll go down hard, buy them after the crash.

>> No.56346884

What’s this about the IRS saying Microsoft owes $29B in back taxes. It’s a large portion of my portfolio

>> No.56346908

>>56346884
SELL, SELL, SELL, AAAAAAAAH

>> No.56346918

>portfolio was looking good
>MSFT is going to plumment double figures when the market opens

Feels bad man

>> No.56346919

>>56346884
Nothingburger that will be in court for half a decade before it matters assuming microsoft doesn't just pay it because they have more than enough in the bank to do so and all their money is in the US anyways since they reshored their funds during the trump years. It's a NOPA adjustment for foreign sales (or rather sales marked as foreign) that the IRS is alleging actually came from within the US and should be taxed accordingly and I believe the IRS is correct given how many people I've known that would buy MS products from foreign vendors to get them for a cheaper price because it wasn't being taxed as if it was a purchase within the US.
>tl;dr people bought stuff from microsoft paying international prices and uncle sam didn't get his cut but msft has more than enough to pay him anyways and might just pay it outright instead of negotiating to get it lower
They're one of the few companies that's ever taken the IRS to court and won a case. I bet they just pay it if they don't drag it out negotiating it lower for a while first as a matter of policy

>> No.56346925

>>56346919
And by "more than enough money" I mean the last time I cared to look they were sitting on close to twelve figures worth of cash in the bank liquid.

>> No.56346946

>>56346843
>>56346827
>>56346809
USD down = oil up don't forget

>> No.56346959

>>56346946
That's fair so maybe oil will be ending the year at 80-88 instead. I think low 70's was the bottom for the year unless USD somehow deflates.

>> No.56346972
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>>56346770
Maybe because Tesla is the first mover in the EV space? Other companies are coming in and now they can't compete. Really the only thing going for them is their charging network. Tesla will capture more market share, especially when Toyota still can't apparently make any of their regular cars. Seriously how are they still having production problems this late in? At least Tesla is increasing production.

>> No.56346985

>>56346959
my base case is $80 EOY

>> No.56346993
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>There are tesla bulls in this thread.
Just make a containment thread you imbeciles.

>> No.56346998

>>56346993
I saw ETFs with Tesla as Top 1 and I thought "hell no". At least I found ETF without META and as mentioned before without Apple. There doesn't seem to be one without Tesla.

>> No.56347001

>>56346993
they're not being obnoxious or anything no need for that
>captcha: ASS0YS

>> No.56347030 [DELETED] 
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56347030

>1354 palestinians dead
>more than 6000 injured since saturday
>probably 1% Hamas if at all
>Whole world especially India behind Israel
Israel has been raiding westjordan for months. Why can't they raid Gaza and resort to bombing it to the ground. They are willfully killing civilians and nobody says a thing, kek the US even wants to fund them. Meanwhile Shani Louk isn't even dead. Baby decapitations most likely also a lie.
Bibi literally waited for this moment and he gladly sacrificed those festival people as they probably were left leaning anyways.

>> No.56347035
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>>56346993
TSLA bears are so amazingly retarded, it's glorious. See you in ten years when all the Tesla bulls are 200% vindicated and anyone who was short is totally rekt

>> No.56347040
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>>56346998
>Buy this $1T company that makes $12B profit per annum, and it deserves this premium compared to other companies because it's going to take over the world.
Just get the fuck out with that bullshit you fucking imbeciles recommending tesla with a straight face.
>>56347001
The make horrendous bull propositions and it is very obvious that they're intellectually incapacitated.

>> No.56347050

>>56347040
Have you even read my post or are you talking to the ETF-makers?

>> No.56347057

>>56347050
To the ETF-makers/buyers.

>> No.56347064

>>56347040
>stockmarket has anything to do with value
You poor naive thing.

>> No.56347071

>>56347064
Well the value is determined by how much money is funneled in. The earnings is what the company does and that is the problem here or at least the relation to their value/worth.

>> No.56347073
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>>56347064
Kek and Tesla's valuation isn't based on sales anyway so who cares

>> No.56347074

>>56347064
Don't put words in my mouth. Buying tesla in 2020 when the fed injected trillions was a good call buying it now is an abysmal call.

>> No.56347084

>>56347040
The vig on tesla is that it's mostly propped up with subsidies as you probably already know so it makes it hard to expect it to move based on value at all unlike other stocks that aren't manipulated for collateral purposes by large institutions. Tesla is a whore, their old pimp is probably fucked soon and their new pimp likely isn't going anywhere, and even if they should be losing money on their stock the reality is they probably won't beyond the regular volatility it experiences as it largely just tracks the indexes.

For what it's worth I do not like them even as an EV company, I'd rather get a high performance hybrid or buy an EV crate engine and throw it in a featherweight classic from the 90's.

>> No.56347132

>>56347073
True. I wonder what happens when Elun Mask suddenly dies or something

>> No.56347154
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56347154

when is cpi data being released and where can i see it once it does?
thanksbroskis

>> No.56347164

>>56347154
Forex Factory.

>> No.56347198

>>56347071
>Well the value is determined by how much money is funneled in
No that's the PRICE. And price action has nothing to do with value anymore.

>> No.56347200

Go to one symposium out of net (mostly) and this place fucking dies aside from tripfags, shills, and retards. How much heeming is happening today with cpi print ? I think we've been compensating for what happens today for a few days. A cushion of meaningless value created over the course of a week during a precursor to wwiii.

>> No.56347202
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56347202

Here's your CPI expectations.

>> No.56347213

>>56346777
>generation x doesn't exist
yes go on thinking that

>> No.56347216
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56347216

>>56347154
https://www.bls.gov/cpi/data.htm

>> No.56347243

>>56347216
We've still got another hour to go.

>> No.56347268

>>56347213
Yes they might aswell not exist given how long the boomers generation has lived

>> No.56347279

Its so over

>> No.56347288
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56347288

I denounce Bidenomics
I denounce Zionism
I denounce Bloomberg Surveillance

>> No.56347292

did the data leak or something? futes be ripping

>> No.56347294
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56347294

>>56347288
>Surveillance
What did they mean by this?

>> No.56347317

>futures

this is it, this is the end. Once cpi comes in hotter this will be the catalyst for the big one. You had your chance to load up on shorts yesterday

>> No.56347319

>>56347268
Do you think subsequent generations are gonna live less long or something? I got some possibly quote surprising news for you...

>> No.56347324

>>56347216
Who is this semen demon?

>> No.56347334
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>>56347243
That link was for the helpless fellow above us.
(>>56347154)

>> No.56347340

Are there any retards ITT who are not buying realty income? I couldn’t imagine

>> No.56347353
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56347353

I wonder what the bobo thesis will be now. Higher for longer doesn't work on mega/large caps which means that all the indices are gonna get carried to new highs. The FED won't hike and the dollar and yields are falling. And a potential escalation of the conflict is bullish. Seriously, what is the bobo thesis?

>> No.56347357

>>56347353
Higher for longer doesn't mean rates, it means inflation higher for longer. Argentina soon

>> No.56347358
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56347358

>>56347340
>37 P/E.
Anon, I...

>> No.56347371

>>56347353
Russell is still crabbing on a year to date and is still struggling to keep up with the mega caps. Copper is also making a negative divergence with spy. Both copper and the iwm are indicators if we are truely in a bull market or not and right now they are calling the markets bluff.

>> No.56347378

>>56347353
Lets weimar this place then. S&P to 48,000 fuck it.

>> No.56347382

Sell now while you are ahead, bucko

>> No.56347391

Bull Boi

>> No.56347405
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56347405

Keep buying mumu

>> No.56347421
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56347421

Bobo never gets to coom

>> No.56347429
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56347429

by allah we will pump

>> No.56347430
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56347430

>CPI lower than expected
>initial job claims lower than expected
>average per month costs for dating a girl $170
>rate cuts this year

it's over

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56347443

jesus christ cnbc is interviewing this guy and his smoke alarm is chirping

>> No.56347449
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>>56347443

>> No.56347458
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>>56347324
Ask Biden
>God save the queen, man

>> No.56347460
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56347460

Thoughts on ACMR? It's a chink semi stock

>> No.56347472

>>56347378
unironically think this is the plan. make everyone poor while they think they are getting rich.

>> No.56347479

So many bears will be sacrificed today.

>> No.56347480

>>56347472
61% of americans own stocks

>> No.56347483

>>56347479
>JockoSmilingAtTheCamera.png

>> No.56347485

>>56347480
except retard bears kek

>> No.56347490

>>56347480
The remaining 39% are gay bears and will be required by law to sow a permanent red down arrow identification badge onto all their clothing, in the new S&Pmar America

>> No.56347491

>>56347485
What if I'm bearish on the continued existence of bears?

>> No.56347496

>>56347480
>61% americans
>Cletus has 100$ invested
>kek
https://www.cnbc.com/2021/10/18/the-wealthiest-10percent-of-americans-own-a-record-89percent-of-all-us-stocks.html

>> No.56347506

>>56347496
cletus is also the one on here waiting to buy stonks for .99 cents each

>> No.56347514

>>56347358
Means nothing. The unwavering dividend is what’s important.

>> No.56347516

>>56347340
I'm shorting it.

>> No.56347520

Daily reminder to buy TMF nigga

>> No.56347542
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56347542

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
These made up numbers in my casino account are changing my screens pixels to different numeric symbols that mean I'm winning, son!

I got more imaginary points then that other player over there! Now I got a boost of temporary extra endorphins and dopamine flowing through my blood that guy doesn't have. I WANT ANOTHER HIT OF THAT NOW

>> No.56347560

>>56347491
bearception

>> No.56347568

If I get dibs, CPI prints over 4%

>> No.56347572
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56347572

>>56347568
Better luck next time

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>>56347568
nah

>> No.56347576

>>56347520
Why not TLT, leveraged etfs always decay

>> No.56347578

>>56347357
that is bullish for stocks tho

>> No.56347589

What stocks do I buy if I keep getting wrongfully banned from "troll posting" on /ck/

>> No.56347600

One more minute...

>> No.56347610
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56347610

>>56347600
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56347611

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56347612
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56347612

>> No.56347613

BREAKING: US CPI YOY ACTUAL 3.7% (FORECAST 3.6%, PREVIOUS 3.7%)

>> No.56347617
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56347617

SO only good news so far. Watch it drop for not reason KEK

>> No.56347618
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56347618

CORE CPI MATCHED
SEPTEMBER CPI 0.1% HIGHER THAN EXPECTED
YOY CIP 0.1% HIGHER THAN EXPECTED

>> No.56347621

>>56347618
it's over

>> No.56347624

>>56347612
>>56347613
>>56347618
bullish

>> No.56347626

Hey cereal got cheaper.

>> No.56347627

>>56347612
BLS RUGGED

>> No.56347631
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56347631

>>56347618

>> No.56347632
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>> No.56347640
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56347640

I tried to warn you.

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>>56347613
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

>> No.56347642

>>56347626
Oh wait that's august. It's up almost 5% in September wow.

>> No.56347646
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56347646

>>56347632

>> No.56347654
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56347654

Damn.

>> No.56347656

>>56347640
It looks almost exactly like optimism, your own chart betrays you. If you didn't get to cum as a bear in the last three years you edged too long.

>> No.56347663

Bros, why can't the Biden administration seem to bring down inflation? What's going on?

>> No.56347667

>Biggest increase is in car insurance
BRK.B bros.

>> No.56347671

>>56347663
Putin's Price Hike

>> No.56347672

Lol bears are desperate as fuck. Imagine hitting the sell button on a 0.1% change in any direction. Lmao.

>> No.56347673

>Initial jobless claims 209K vs 210K estimate
bobros... I dont feel so good...

>> No.56347674
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56347674

And just like that...

>> No.56347676

Look at that, futures are already tanking lmao. Hope you managed to sell when you could yesterday.

>> No.56347682

STOP SELLING, THIS IS ILLEGAL,MY ROTH, MY PENSION, MY FUTURE

>> No.56347685

>>56347642
Fucking in Florida and spending 9$ on a box of fucking raisin bran crunch 5% sounds right

>> No.56347692

>>56347685
Milk is down though. I knew that already.

>> No.56347693
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56347693

Bears will pay for this dump

>> No.56347695

>>56347676
Just shut the fuck up and admit you're wrong

>> No.56347698
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>> No.56347701
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56347701

WHERE HAVE YOU GONE JOE DIMAGGIO JUMPIN JOE HAS LEFT AND GONE AWAY

>> No.56347703
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>>56347673
Hire for longer.

>> No.56347705

>>56347671
Soon to be known as Hamas Price Terror

>> No.56347709

>>56347695
How am I wrong when the market is reacting exactly as I expected it to? My shorts are going to print today, mumu.

>> No.56347718

tell my why i shouldnt go all in on LMT right now

>> No.56347723

>>56347709
You just don't have any actual reason for shorting anymore, you're just wildly speculating at this point. It's pathetic how desperate bears are for their own economy to collapse, even when it's completely obvious that it isn't. See you in an hour when your shorts get raped.

>> No.56347724
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56347724

>betting against America
Why? It's a democracy controlled by corporations, it has endless supply of young & smart labour, a whole continents worth of natural resources.

When will they learn? America will always bounce back up

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56347725

>>56347709
I hope so, mumu has been acting like a selfish pig lately, has feast after feast and barely throws me a scrap

>> No.56347726

>>56347724
>it has endless supply of young & smart labour
Smart is a strong word.
It certainly has an endless supply of illiterate immigrant laborers and innumerate gay zoomers.

>> No.56347730
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56347730

still going to end green today. cope and seethe, bobos.

>> No.56347736

>>56347723
The market will drop 1% for every beheaded Israeli baby.

>> No.56347739

>>56347723
>It's pathetic how desperate bears are for their own economy to collapse
>>56347654
Any reasonable person is if they don't own a home.

>> No.56347743

>>56347718
Locksneed has been overvalued since the start of Ukraine, some of the others in the defense space have much more upside.

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>>56347736
Fuck. So it's gonna keep pumping upwards AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56347751

>>56347726
Smart is a numbers game, the more people you have the more diamonds you'll find. The ratio might change depending on who and what but there's still a ratio.

>> No.56347753

>ctrl+f TPST
>0 results
Well you guys are fucking useless.

>> No.56347756

>>56347724
>betting against a country that literally printed 80% of its money supply in less than 22 months
Yea it's not about wits or innovation you just don't beg against someone who has way more money than you

>> No.56347758

Alcoholic beverages up 0.8% vs 0.0, 0.1% previous months, how u guys doing over there

>> No.56347759

>>56347751
I hear Baltimore Maryland is full of "diamonds."

>> No.56347762
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56347762

>>56347746
Well yes the fed is done hiking rates. It's the long awaited PIVOT
you hear me bobo?

PIVOOOOOOOOOTTTT

PIIIVVVVVVVVOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT

>> No.56347765

>>56347758
I didn't get alcohol poisoning yesterday from drinking too much so I'm doing pretty well.

>> No.56347766
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56347766

>>56347753
That was so yesterday. Keep up with the times

>> No.56347770

>>56347724
>a whole continents worth of natural resources.
Sounds like the gigaboomer

>> No.56347771

BEARS
NEVER
CUM!

>> No.56347774
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56347774

>>56347762
I think someone just pivoted my anus

>> No.56347776

>>56347751
>Smart is a numbers game, the more people you have the more diamonds you'll find.
India superpower 2020!

>> No.56347779

>>56347776
India, Poland, and the Philippines will do well this century.

>> No.56347780
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56347780

Will a new dirt people forever war pump the market?

>> No.56347785

Who would buy during retail hours if they dumped now ? Not a soul. Use your brain.

>> No.56347789

>>56347776
A lot of Indians filling western unis amigo

>> No.56347792

Elevator up
Escalator down lol

>> No.56347794

>>56347779
I don't know about Poland but I agree with you on the other two simply because their leadership isn't deliberately destroying their own society like all of the rich countries are doing now.

>> No.56347795

Wtf happened to the quality of smg. Looks like gay ass stock twits with nonstop bickering about bears. Actual dumb fucks. Unless these are the permabulls from long ago, where did these posters come from?

>> No.56347798
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56347798

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIL

>> No.56347813
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56347813

>>56347780
I'm just not gonna join the wars. Ugh, I know, I KNOW, I'm sorry!!!. I'm just not gonna participate in it (the wars) is all. Hahaha

>> No.56347816

>>56347758
0.8% x $12 = $0.096

You want me to freak out about a ten cent increase on the price of a six pack?

>>56347795
All the obnoxious doomer /pol/ tourist retards drove everyone off last year. It's pretty miserable sometimes.

>> No.56347820

>>56347785
>Who would buy during retail hours if they dumped now ?
I'd buy money markets ETFs, maybe some potato chips too
>>56347795
Eternal crabbing isn't conducive to good conversations

>> No.56347821

>>56347779
india is too fucked up to do anything substantial in less than 5 generations

>> No.56347827

>>56347821
I don't think they'll wage any great wars and it won't be spectacular but they'll do well.

>> No.56347828

>>56347795
Sorry you're in the red today sweaty

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56347831

>>56347813
over where I live dodging a draft could lead me against the wall

>> No.56347832

>stocks and bonds went down all last year
>something that hasn't been seen in the stock market since it's inception
>ITS ALL THE PERMADOOMERS THAT DROVE THEM AWAY!!!

>> No.56347834
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>>56347795
>Unless these are the permabulls from long ago
present

>> No.56347846

>>56347832
Oh yeah you're right, the record-high short interest had nothing to do with it and all the price increases last year were totally not because businesses were just seeing what they could get away with. Jesus christ, imagine going through life that fucking clueless.

>> No.56347852

>>56347821
5? Arjun down the street said he'd do it in 3! You know what? I like yours better so I'll do 3.5. How about that?

>> No.56347857

>>56347831
If I got drafted to fight for Israel I'd shoot my way out, I don't care.

>> No.56347860
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>yields
TLT put chads... we're going home

>> No.56347864
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>>56347795
What part of "the bear will leave his cave forever" did you not understand

>> No.56347865

.1%? .1% and you're celebrating?

>> No.56347867

>>56347860
Thank God I think my TLT puts expire Friday.

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You will never get it. That's why you are bagholding while I am still up.

>> No.56347880

>>56347736
ADXN will do a TPST one day and right now is literally the best time to buy.

>> No.56347883

>>56347865
SELL your U.S. Treasury bond long positions. This is your FINAL warning.

>> No.56347885

What's the S&P 500 but cheaper?

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And just like that, nobody knows with any degree of certainty which $3 away 0DTEs on SPY or QQQ will gain 300%-500% today til after its too late to buy them

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i don't care about muslims, jews, russians, trannies, jannies, or communists. i only care about money, and that is final. i have no more morals than whatever fills my wallet the most. america could collapse in an apocalyptic immigrant crisis that brings down democracy, but as long as the stock market is ok and i have a house away from society, i'm happy.

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>>56347816
>>56347820
>>56347828
>>56347834
>>56347864
Hope you realize anon buying 3k in puts doesn't make the market go up or down. It's literally all in the hands of marketmakers and you just try profiting off them. Unless you are buying millions of shares on spy, you aren't moving shit.

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>>56347883
kek NO absolutely NOT lol. this is bear trap

>> No.56347905

GME thread is funny as hell now
They’re completely unhinged after 3 years of bagholding

>> No.56347907

>>56346378
How much do you think her price would be to lick my balls?
The older I get the more I realize that women have no shame and are pretty cheap whores.

>> No.56347911

>>56347899
Yeah market makers selling mountains of puts to retail faggots. That's what moves the market.

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>>56347905
Are they still talking about the coming SQUIZZLE that's just around the corner?

>> No.56347919

>>56347907
Spoiler bro: if you get a gf they'll do it for free

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>>56347904
you did not heed my warning. you did not recognize the organic pullback and trend continuation. now you will only have yourself to blame as the line only keeps going up.

>> No.56347921

TTOO WHAT RHE FUCK SIR

>> No.56347924

>>56347919
Gfs aren't free.
At the very least they're a huge nuisance.

>> No.56347925

>>56347894
Buy both with a week of xpry and make money both ways. Regardless which way it goes it will be exaggerated and recover quickly

>>56347905
Those guys are broken. Worse than dead. Fanatical zealots who will never profit again.

>> No.56347927

>>56347917
Yes they’re saying RRP going down will trigger it

>> No.56347928

>>56347899
>he thinks I was being bearish
Lol. I might even go so far as to lmao, even.

>> No.56347933

>>56347919
anon, you have never had a gf. Mine constantly wants money to go to target or starbucks. doesn't pay rent. racks up her credit card bill then cries to me that she cannot pay it off. She has a job, but I have no idea wtf she spends all her money on.

>> No.56347936

>>56347899
I don't pretend I can move fuck all
I just try to collect decent yields

>> No.56347938

>>56347896
no wonder you hide behind the guise of anonymity like a fucking pussy

>> No.56347944

>>56347938
At this point it already pretty much has and money is all we have left.

>> No.56347950

>>56347202
household credit already showed maxed-out cards, and PPI showed deposit services went bonkers last month. these "forecasts" are shit. retail's getting fleeced today.

>> No.56347955

Fly me to the moon, let me play among the stars. Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.

>> No.56347957
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>>56347795
>where did these posters come from?
I just asked my shoeshiner what he thinks about the market and he was very bearish. He's probably one of these cool bobo's. Damn it's so easy to make friends these days by being bearish about the market man. Just got laid yesterday by saying to some girls "the stock market sucks!". Too easy.

>> No.56347963

>thinks fed will be hawkish while blessed israel is being holocausted

>> No.56347967

Interesting the price of bread rose twice as quickly as the price of flower last month.
More support for my "labor hording" theory.

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>>56347955

>> No.56347972
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Alhamdulillah, my oil brothers! Today is going to be a very halal day.

>> No.56347974

>>56347480
exactly line will go up and they will be happy while their actual buying power is being decreased.

>> No.56347980
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CONSUMER PRICES ROSE 0.1% MORE THAN EXPECTED OVER MY HOUSE SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.56347986

>>56347963
Goys are running the fed now Israel can suck it.

>> No.56347990
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Will today be the day, or will snibs or mumu just keep fucking shit up?

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Guess who's back? Back again?
DXY's back, tell a friend

>> No.56347992
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Does this kill the Abraham Accords?

>> No.56347998

>>56347980
It's literally over, I have already executed the family. I do not want them to live through what is to come.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HceLxv4_H_U

>> No.56348006

FLY
ME
TO
THE
MOOOOOOOON
LET
ME
PLAY
AMONG
THE
STARS
LET
ME
SEE
OH
WHAT
LIFE
IS
LIKE
ON
JUPITER
AND
MARS

>> No.56348009
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>>56347992
>b-but surely they will oversupply the oil market for (((us)))!!

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>futes

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uhm, higher for longer? i'm buying puts today AND tomorrow. banks ER tomorrow will also be bad

>> No.56348021

>>56347992
No, this just gets us involved in a direct conflict with Iran before the end of the year.

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https://news.abs-cbn.com/overseas/10/12/23/israel-strikes-damascus-aleppo-airports-syrian-state-tv
>Israel strikes Damascus, Aleppo airports: Syrian state TV

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Their is a Cornelius volatility divergence forming here, and when you couple that with RSI and moon phases, and factor in the chosen's calendar, uh oh, better watch out!

>> No.56348028

>>56347924
>Gfs aren't free.
True, but it's more like a mortgage payment. It's an investment if you aren't retarded.
>>56347933
Lol, grim. Mine cooks, cleans, and has a better salary than me.

>> No.56348037

>>56348028
>Investing in women
lol.
There's something to be said for women you knew growing up but outside of that women are really not worth "investing" in IMO.

>> No.56348038
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UUUU BROS WTF WAS THAT???

>> No.56348039

>>56348028
god women who are better than me in every way possible get me so fucking aroused

>> No.56348050
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>> No.56348051

>>56348028
If she cooks, cleans, and has a better salary than you then she is gook / chink. There is a price for hot white pussy anon.

>> No.56348055

new
>>56348052
>>56348052
>>56348052

>>56348050
nice job

>> No.56348059

>>56348050
right on time today I see! GLTA, but GL2U especially algo chad

>> No.56348062
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56348062

There were paid shills on this board who unironically thought AI and Taylor Swift could prop up the entire economy

>> No.56348068

>>56347813
>unemployed and underemployed to the front of the draft line

>> No.56348069

>>56348051
>White pussy costs more
Most entitled people on earth. Honest to God, black kwangs are the way to go

>> No.56348073

>>56348069
Im not into beastality

>> No.56348075

>>56348018
ES00 is tanking.

>> No.56348110

>>56347920
kek LOL LMAO even

>> No.56348172

>>56347795
Paid posters. A few of them are present in /bbby/ and /gme/ fudding 24/7

>> No.56348212

>>56348073
But whites are

>> No.56348225

>>56347795
Its hard to keep coming back with the caliber of faggotry going on. I want to be diligent but shit...