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>> No.56340650

Thank you for baking, Baggie. You are our greatest ally.

>> No.56340651

>>56340624
First for green finish

>> No.56340652

Wait. How long have the OP links been like this?

>> No.56340658

kek crypto baggies

>>56340652
I put that template together, gosh, months ago.

>> No.56340664
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56340664

I'm definitely not a guy from the last thread, at all. This is my first post today

>> No.56340666

Crypto dumping while stocks pump. The world is finally healing. Ponzi schemes burn in hell

>> No.56340668
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>>56340652
There is one unironically useful link. Can you guess which it is?

>> No.56340670

>>56340652
People bitched when I wouldn't put any links, so I just copied these into a notepad, and you're the first to notice after using them for like 50 threads.

>> No.56340677
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56340677

Uranium is for sure rolling over. https://numerco.com/NSet/aCNSet.html?reload=true

Unless there's a sudden spike in demand from Israeli and Iranian buyers.

>> No.56340681

>>56340668
Is it the dot?

>> No.56340683

>>56340666
Bitcoin is a settlement network, Eth is a tool for enforcing contracts on it. They're not investments, everything else is a scam.
>>56340668
"Hentai Foundry" of course.

>> No.56340690
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>>56340681
Bags, you're not supposed to interpret the dot!

>> No.56340691
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>>56340652
Kek, my sides

>> No.56340693

Hezbollah.

VVIX.

The gamma of VIX Implied Volatility.

The rate of change of implied volatility on VIX.

Paragliders.

Red Alert.

>> No.56340698

>>56340693
Are there silent habanero tigers in Israel?

>> No.56340699
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56340699

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56340701
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56340701

GOIN' BACK TO TANGIER
WITH SOME JORDANS AND A SPEAR
POST-CHRISTIAN SHIT
POST CHICKEN AND THE EGG AND DICKS AND SHIT
WHO GIVES A SHIT
PASS THE SHERM STICK
NEO-REALITY
BE THE FREAK YOU WANNA SEE
JUST DON'T FOLLOW ME
I'M ON A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THREE
GRAB YOUR FUCKING CHAIN AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE BIKE LANE
WHILE EVERYBODY'S LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.56340710
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56340710

And just like that...

>> No.56340711

IM SO BACK

>> No.56340713
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56340713

I GOT THIS PREGNANT SNAKE
STAY SURROUNDED BY LONG HAIRS
A PLETHORA OF MANIACS AND SPIRAL STAIRS
make-your-water-break
IN THE APPLE STORE
SINK OR SWIM, WHO FUCKING CARES??
CUT THE BIRTH CORDS, PRESS SEND
YEAH, THIIICK
GAGA CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIIIT

>> No.56340715

My GEO put is up.
Feelsgoodman.

>> No.56340716

SQQQ to 30 by end of month. Consider this your final warning, mumu.

>> No.56340723
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>>56340701
I'm surprised Hollywood hasn't stooped low enough to make a Crossed adaptation yet. It would be perfect for this age of hedonistic meaninglessness.

>> No.56340725

baking

>> No.56340728

Hello, I am the treasury fund manager for Hezbollah, and there are a few equities I believe will do well in time of war. Please listen below to my vocaroo:

https://voca.ro/16I85S3gkCll

>> No.56340734
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56340734

HEADED FOR THE SAMMY DAVIS WING
THROW UP A BLACK HOLE AT THE ENTRANCE OF LINENS N THINGS ON THE WAY
NEVER CALL IT A DAY
VISIT TESLA'S GRAVE SITE FOR THE NINTH TIME TODAY
STILL ON THE WAY
BIGGER WIGS

>> No.56340743

Man Isreal is using up a lot of iron dome interceptors. In my research I’m getting conflicting reports. It says that Raytheon, krafos, and Rafael all make iron dome missiles. Which company will receive the bulk of new orders

>> No.56340753
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56340753

I'm doing the cumming.

>> No.56340756
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56340756

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>> No.56340765 [DELETED] 

>>56340743
They'll have fucking GM cranking out missiles if it gets bad enough. Goyim can live without cars for a year or two.

>> No.56340767
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>>56340743
RTX is pretty beaten down at the moment, which tells me the Jews could make a lot of money pumping it.

>> No.56340770

>>56340690
Story behind the watermelon pondering?

>> No.56340772
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>>56340728

>> No.56340778
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>>56340728
Hey word on the street is, that you guys have been sneaking across the border blending in with other Soros funded NGO debit card carrying brown skinned folk.

Can you give us a heads up before you attack American cities, so we can load up on way OTM puts. Thanks in advance for the heads up dawg

>> No.56340780
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56340780

GO CATCH A JPEG TO THE HEAD, ÜBER REACH
YOU'RE AN INTERN, ON WIKILEAKS
MOST LOVED THEREFORE MOST HATED
COME KNOCK ON THE DOOR WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
GAME CHANGER
RECLUSIVE AGGRESSIVE
YINNIN AND YANGIN AND NOIDED
INFO WARRIOR JACK THE HACKER
THE ROLLING STONER
PROPHET OF DISASTER

>> No.56340783
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>>56340770
>watermelon

>> No.56340789

>>56340783
Apple?

>> No.56340794
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56340794

MY EXISTENCE IS A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON
GOT THE DNA OF GOTHIC LEMONS
SHRED IT THIRTEEN TIMES OUT OF ELEVEN
YOUR BAD IDEAS ARE THE ATM
SHED MY SKIN
LEAVE IT FOR THE HOMELESS TO SLEEP IN
TRYNA GO FUCK THAT NAUTICAL
TEACHIN' BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>> No.56340799
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56340799

Stfu with the death grips bear posting already. You're losing money.

>> No.56340805
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>>56340789
Bruh

>> No.56340808
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56340808

>>56340799
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
>I'm in
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

>> No.56340819

>>56340805
Interesting story. I’ve seen this little gumball posted before and never knew the origin was a chatGPT prompt

>> No.56340820
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56340820

NOW BACKSTROKE
THROUGH YOUR K-HOLE
DON'T RUNNN
YA MIGHT SLIIIP
THE TABLE'S FLIPPED AND NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS, BITCH

>> No.56340822

>>56340743
Personally I prefer buying American MCU manufacturers like STM than holding defense stocks for a number of reasons.

>> No.56340824

GET FUCKED QQQ
>GET FUCKED QQQ
GET FUCKED QQQ
>GET FUCKED QQQ
GET FUCKED QQQ
>GET FUCKED QQQ
THANKS FOR GIVING THOSE TOWEL HEADS THE MEANS TO WAGE JIHAD JOE!
LETS GO BRANDON
>LETS GO BRANDON
LETS GO BRANDON

>> No.56340825

This is why granting them PhDs gives BIPOCs an important voice in our community.

>> No.56340830
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>>56340819
Its origin is actually a slovenly man in Florida.

>> No.56340831
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56340831

BURMESE BABIES UNDER EACH ARM
SCREAMIN' BEAUTIFUL SONGS
THE CRAY CRAY ULTRA CONTRARION
HAVIN' CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR CAR ALARM
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVIN' SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME
VIETNAMESE STYLE FOOL, PLEASE

>> No.56340832

NVDA will be testing 500 prior to earning and theres nothing /biz/ bozos can do about it

>> No.56340833

>>56340822
Can you elaborate further. In my mind Raytheon produces alot of missiles and the US and it’s protectorates but alot of missiles

>> No.56340841
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56340841

FRONT ROW AT THE MASS GAMES
UNTRACEABLE BY NAME
YOU SPEAK OF US IN CERTAIN CIRCLES, YOU WILL BE DETHRONED OR DETAINED
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

>> No.56340844
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56340844

>SNIB
>SNAB
>SNIB
>SNAB
>SNIB
>SNAB

>> No.56340845

>>56340830
Intriguing

>> No.56340846
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56340846

IM GONNA SHORT NVDA WITH A FUCKING HUGE LEVERAGE

>> No.56340848

>>56340841
>>56340831
>>56340824
>>56340820
>>56340808
>>56340794
>>56340780
>>56340756
>>56340734
>>56340713
>>56340701
>>56340693
Spamming faggots

>> No.56340849

>>56340832
I kind of want to short them over earnings. Should I do it?
>>56340833
I've met too many defense company employees to feel comfortable investing money in them.
Also micro controllers have a lot of peace time uses, they're probably the strongest part of US manufacturing so there's going to be less volatility. I've done a lot of work with them so I'm very very familiar with the technology too but maybe that's not so helpful for you.

>> No.56340853

THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

>> No.56340856
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>>56340743
Don't they waste millions of our tax dollars on every missile that flies out to take out each $300 bottle rocket firework that gets fired by hamas?

Seems very efficient

>> No.56340859

>>56340848
the fuck did i do. how was i spamming you cunt. answer me cunt.

>> No.56340860
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56340860

>>56340844
indeed

>> No.56340862
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56340862

my TLT putters, ww@?

>> No.56340864
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56340864

I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in

>> No.56340867

28 minutes to 10yr auction
$35 billion on sale
>reminder: 10yr = benchmark
if this auction reveals again that the emperor is wearing no clothes (that nobody wants the bonds, especially foreign investors) while it will not be enough to bring bonds back to red, but it will reveal the true nature of the market to everyone watching

>> No.56340870

>>56340848
MASS REPLYING FAGGOT

>> No.56340871
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>> No.56340875
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56340875

You idiots need to watch this video or you're going to get absolutely heemed later this week. It explains EVERYTHING. I'm trying to help YOU!
https://www.youtu

>> No.56340878

>>56340856
Yea I don’t mind as long as those tax dollars go to a company I’m invested in

>> No.56340880

>>56340875
Lol

>> No.56340881
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56340881

SHORT REDDIT SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

>> No.56340882

>>56340875
th-thanks...?

>> No.56340885
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56340885

Can someone explain why olive oil futures are up so much? I thought olive oil was made in Spain, Greece, Italy, Tunisia, etc.

Not in that whole Israel region

>> No.56340886
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>>56340881

>> No.56340890
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>>56340867
I'm hoping for carnage to kill that hard shelled stubborn snibby crab that won't go away

>> No.56340894

>>56340885
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2023/10/06/olive-oil-extreme-weather/
buddy, do you know how to use the internet

>> No.56340898
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56340898

>>56340875

>> No.56340903

OK, see you at 433.30.

>> No.56340906

My heavy oil bags say that Hamas fags are going to get stomped and no-one else in the middle east is going to give a shit

>> No.56340907
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>>56340875
How bout a qrd, or even a title before I blindly click on some random link

>> No.56340908

WAR IS GOOD FOR THE US AND BUY BONDS NIGGA

>> No.56340909
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56340909

SHORT NVDA SHORT TESLA AND SHORT NETFLIX . JUST SHORT EVERYTHING STOP COPING WE WILL NEVER BE BACK , SPY4600 IS A STORY OF THE PAST

>> No.56340911

Why is no-one buying BTI / BATS. It's only down because of fake and gay ESG. Also it's got a well-covered 9% divi.

>> No.56340914

>>56340894
Oh okay so the reason olive oil futures are up is because Spain's having terrible heatwaves/drought. I thought this had something to do with the supply lines of olive oil through kikeland because the Meds make it while the kikes press it or something . you know what i mean. All those vague tan angry greasy brown people incorporate olive oil into their diet somehow, so i wouldn't be shocked if the Gaza strip had children's feet that were used in the olive oil pressing process

>> No.56340924

>>56340911
Unless 9% is your yield on cost like someone who bought Costco or MSFT 15 years ago a 9% yield is unsustainable

>> No.56340928

Would you look at that, looks like a hotter than expected ppi isn't bullish at all. Who would have thunk it?

>> No.56340935

>>56340924
dividend yield is entirely dependent on price and div yield alone is not enough information to conclude whether a dividend is sustainable or not.

>> No.56340940

>>56340924
>a 9% yield is unsustainable
Why the payout ratio is only 60%

>> No.56340942

>>56340924
If we got to 9% yield the "labor hoarding" effect I've been talking about would get extreme and would probably drive inflation. That would be crazy.

>> No.56340941
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56340941

oilfags won

>> No.56340945

I'll be your inside plug, now is the time to buy PLUG.

>> No.56340946
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>>56340911
No it's down because they over-leveraged and have a shit ton of maturities these coming years they are already refinancing at 7%. Look at their balance shit.

>> No.56340949
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>>56340941
crabs won since oil is also crabbening

>> No.56340950

>>56340942
Oh 9% yeild on Costco. Nevermind.

>> No.56340954

>>56340945
Will in break 20 so I can off my bags finally?

>> No.56340957
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56340957

I'm all short

>> No.56340958

>>56340942

Please share more on your labor hoarding thoughts. I agree this is happening to a massive degree but wonder what you're seeing.

>> No.56340966

>>56340935
That’s true and I don’t know the price action of the stock in question. Just be wary of yield chasing. I enjoy a mix of high yield and alternatively low yield starting out but fast dividend growth rate

>> No.56340967
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>>56340949
crabs always win

>> No.56340972
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56340972

>>56340945
That's not that gay sex stock everyone was shilling last year or the year before, is it?

>> No.56340973

>>56340954

Yes, by mid-morning Friday.

>> No.56340977

>>56340966
>yield chasing
true that, ZIM is an example of why you should never trust divvies blindly

>> No.56340979
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56340979

>>56340957
You WGMI

>> No.56340980

>>56340898
AW FUCK IT'S CANDLEJA-

>> No.56340989

>>56340898
now this is an old school me-

>> No.56340995

What if I got a job offer from NVDA

>> No.56341001

>>56340995
I would buy puts

>> No.56341002

>>56340958
My theory is that it's very similar to the asset hoarding (in particular housing) we've been seeing. Trading in the dollar is just flat out getting expensive between taxes and the volatile inflation so there's less and less liquidity in these markets; the bids and asks just aren't coming together.
It's extreme enough that almost anything in the US a worker touches gets crazy expensive. It was always cheaper for example to cook your own food but it's probably an order of magnitude cheaper now for example.
Because of that you'll see people DIYing much more because that actually brings them more value than paying other people to do things even though it takes more of their time and the results tend to be mediocre.
On top of this the asks have to compete with social services and investments. Yeah some people carry a lot of debt etc and are effectively so they'll will always work no matter what but the margin of people who can be picky gets underestimated and I think they'll check out since there's just so little value in being an employee now.

>> No.56341003

>saudi STATES that it will side with palestine (not hamas/hezb)
what does this imply for oil price

>> No.56341005

>>56340898
Candlejack can suck my balls. This meme was always garbage. So has Hell's Army actually j

>> No.56341010

>>56341001
I'm literally shorting NVDA but I would like to work there

>> No.56341012

>>56340995
Think they have a cool 'unlimited vacation' policy, so take it.

>> No.56341018
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>>56340995
Then take it and start banging the fat poc woman assist to the COO and leak earnings and things here for us is all you gotta do fren

>> No.56341026
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56341026

>bonds

>> No.56341030
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56341030

RTX is a piece of shit

>> No.56341033

>>56341026
James

>> No.56341035
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56341035

$NVDA FAIR VALUE IS $150

>> No.56341039

>>56341026
lol get shorted haha nobody wants your paper witch

>> No.56341042

>>56341003
Crab until next spring at which point the SPR gets refilled and it goes up bigly is my guess

>> No.56341043

8 minutes to 10yr auction.
1 hour 8 minutes to Fed minutes.

>> No.56341045
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56341045

>>56341030
You wanna say that again within 2400kms of me?

>> No.56341053

>>56341043
Dumping before the news always means a god candle after

>> No.56341054
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56341054

>>56341030
Also when I was replying to you my captcha was RAYTH. If that’s not a buy signal sent by God himself

>> No.56341059

>>56341042
SPR takes time to fill, wouldn't you think oil goes up as it gets refilled?

>> No.56341060
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56341060

>>56341045
Such goofy looking hardware. Flying $5 ($200K) footlong.

>> No.56341061

>>56340946
Hmm, but shareholder equity going up and net debt going down, unless I'm missing something?

>> No.56341063

This auction thingy is gonna go real bad so mumu with all due respect i sure hope you not to be too greedy now and take your profits while you can.
Yo got 10 minutes. Be wise.

>> No.56341068

>>56341043
Where do you see the results? All I see on Treasury direct is 3month.

>> No.56341069
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56341069

I told you guys to start averaging into O this week.
Look at the company’s financials. It’s like buying oil during the Corona crisis.

>> No.56341073
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56341073

>>56341063
MUMU like it with no Vaseline

>> No.56341076

>>56341061
Yea you're missing something they can't have a 60% payout when more than 50% goes to paying down debt.

>> No.56341077
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56341077

Smart money sold already and mumu is still hoping for LE GOD CANDLE. KEK BAGGIES

>> No.56341083

>>56341068
the best place, imo, to see the results (and interpretations of the results) for auctions, and all economic news / reports, 'live' - the fastest feed, that isn't run by bots / shills trying to drive a narrative (it's run by forex traders) is by far, miles above the rest, forexlive.com
https://www.forexlive.com/news/us-treasury-to-auction-off-35-billion-of-10-year-notes-at-the-top-of-the-hour-20231011/
refresh the homepage all day everyday, read every single thing put out by them, and you will increase your market edge by 110%

>> No.56341093

>>56341069
I jumped the gun and have 121 shares at $55.07. Been averaging down biweekly and also that monthly div of $30 is about to hit on Friday.

>> No.56341098
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56341098

The Russel 2k (Goyim) exists to serve the Nasdaq (Chosen).

>> No.56341100

>>56341054
Well I'm definitely not selling, I'm holding out of spite at this point

>> No.56341109
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56341109

i know the moment i jump in on more 0DTE puts, QQQ will sharply pump. i think i'm done for today, i'll try again tomorrow

>> No.56341111 [DELETED] 

>>56340898
kinda funny that baggie was the only one to get the candlejack meme ri

>> No.56341114
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>>56341083
>Bid-to-cover comes in below 1

>> No.56341116
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>> No.56341120

>he shorted the bottom again

>> No.56341121

>>56341093
That’s fine anon. Accumulation zone is between 48-52. Reinvest those divvies. We’ll be back at $70 within 1.5 years and you’ll have that dividend foundation forever.

>> No.56341124
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56341124

>>56341109
Thanks, now it will dump more. You've been very helpful today

>> No.56341126

>>56341100
You’re in for brighter days ahead. The world is going to be buying more missiles and missile defense assets. If Raytheon’s drone killing HEW is well received by the Air Force for airfield Defence then it will be a major seller. Raytheon’s one of the only companies really going after the defense against small quadcopter market.

>> No.56341127

>>56341120
Nope. >>56340903

>> No.56341129

>>56341109
Also consider dialing back your position size.

>> No.56341131
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56341131

>>56341083
unironically, this post, more than any other post in this entire thread, or any post that is made in /smg/ all day, will be the thing that increases your odds at becoming a profitable trader / profitable investor (you who is reading this)
I try and help you all make money every day - this is seriously the most important advice that I can give you, read every single thing that forexlive.com puts out, every single day, all day everyday, and I guarantee you, after 1 week, you will see results
you will become like this gif

>> No.56341134

>>56341121
Best part is that it’s in my Roth so tax free when it comes time to make use of it. I have $40 going in biweekly plus the $30 divvy so that should bet me 2 shares a month

>> No.56341142

>>56341129
i've been trading 1k this week. i learned my lesson on friday when i lost 5k.

>> No.56341146
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56341146

Now that hang gliders are the future of warfare, which company makes the most? I need to add them to my defense stocks.

>> No.56341148
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56341148

>>56341142
>when i lost 5k

>> No.56341149
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56341149

>US sells 10-year notes 4.610% vs 4.592% WI
TLT-baggies...

>> No.56341151

>>56341098
I've always felt like the Nasdaq is mostly goyim actually. There are jewish companies in everything but tech companies for the longest time were full of Whites. If you go through IETF RFCs it's pretty much all Whites with the very occasional jew or Asian. This isn't new, telecommunications has pretty much always been something Europeans build starting with Morse in the 19th century. We share them with Indians too now but it's less jewish than the SNP IMO.
Russel is probably mostly blacks with crazy loans at this point. idk if you've ever been to these "how to start a small business" seminars but that's what drives my reasoning.

>> No.56341152
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56341152

>that 10YR downwick

>> No.56341156
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56341156

Tanker bros? Are we winning?

>> No.56341157

>>56341142
don't worry, fellow tranny, you'll learn how to trade soon enough.

>> No.56341163

>>56340629
i counted this once. ovening 6 million would take 61 years

>> No.56341174
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Idk why I keep trying to swing trade spy overnight it’s completely schizophrenic when it comes to premarket data. Just waiting for it to grind lower to my hit price when it should’ve dumped before open

>> No.56341175

>>56341151
>full white

Lol, Kys boomer. All the tech companies are Asian. The only boomers are oil

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56341176

>>56341163
We already know it was faked baggie. We’re posting on 4chan.

>> No.56341180

>>56341142
>lost 5k
what symbol(s)?

>> No.56341185
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56341185

>>56341163
Woah, hey, we don't do math here in /smg/.

>> No.56341186
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56341186

>>56341175
>kys
Calm the fuck down Rabbi jfc

>> No.56341196

>>56341120
You were almost green there.

>> No.56341197

>>56341175
Asians tend to bunch up in IC roles (most companies are obligated to publish statistics on this, you can go and check.) Management and executives are still mostly White men. The last tech company I worked for had a Greek as the CEO.

>> No.56341206

>>56341196
TMF is still green buddy

>> No.56341217

>>56341206
sell while you can it's coming down so fucking hard bro. nobody want's Yellen's toilet paper

>> No.56341220
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56341220

>>56341131
Ok, so we should switch this link out with the astrology chart OP link or the rare Disney watches link in the OP?

>> No.56341221

>>56341149
>>56341152
Dis nigga sellin' bonds lmaoooo

>> No.56341224

>>56341197
The chinks around here all work at chinese restaurants, rub and tug massage parlors, and nail salons.

>> No.56341230

>>56341221
>he is long TLT
RIP anon's portfolio

>> No.56341231

>>56341206
I was talking about your position personally. Like see QQQ is green, but my put position is green too.

>> No.56341232

>>56341224
Yeah tech "Asians" are typically Indians unless your in California.
Indian men are something like 4% of the US population but account for over 30% or so of the software engineers.

>> No.56341237

>>56341186
This is kinda based doe

>> No.56341239

>>56341220
Yes, it should be in the OP, it is the best economic news site by far, no competition
there is a sentiment among /smg/ that is pervasive I feel, where people do NOT want other people to make it, they only want themselves to make it - not some idiot Joe Blow in /smg/
this is the wrong attitude - we should embrace Zyzz spirit
>We're all going to make it
some would argue to you "no don't include it, don't help the newfags, don't reduce our edge"
it's not a zero sum game

>> No.56341240

You guys think now is a good time to slurp some oil stocks? surely this middle east thing will continue to escalate to the point of taking middle eastern oil out of the market.

>> No.56341242

>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>**20x forward multiple** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide three consecutive quarters
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC, carry trade unwind
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms
>EU PMI collapse
>Fed liquidity vs S&P500 divergence
>US credit downgrade
>smart money vs dumb money divergence
>US regional bank downgrades

Stay informed.

>> No.56341246

>>56341224
>rub and tug massage parlors
Also, how do you tell these apart from normal massage parlors?
Or do they all do that. I've never been and always wondered this.

>> No.56341247

>>56341240
I'm holding but not convinced it'll go anywhere from this crab necessarily

>> No.56341248

>>56341237
Well the Lebanese ended up winning that war so it was more a seethe action.

>> No.56341252

>>56341240
>taking middle eastern oil out of the market.
I hope not. 450.000-500.000 bbl/d are already off the market due to the Iraq-Turkey pipeline shutdown.

>> No.56341256

>>56341240
I've started and plan to continue through March or so.

>> No.56341264

>>56341231
you should take take your own advice

>> No.56341268

I never worked a day in my life and am now currently looking for a job. Make of that what you will.

>> No.56341269

>>56341246
>shitty looking
>blocked windows
>locked door with buzzer
>junky reviews on yielp
>pay up front
kinda any/all of the above. The obvious one is listed on a escort site.

>> No.56341277
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56341277

>>56341268
How old are you?

>> No.56341280

>>56341246
If they offer a free table shower, that's how you know.

>> No.56341283
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56341283

>>56341231
>QQQ is still green
Not for long

>> No.56341286

>>56341242
unironically bullish for the next month or so.

>> No.56341292

>>56341277
33 and my inheritance has dwindled in such a way that it hasn't made back its losses it has accrued in the past 3 years now and now i need to look for ways to make money and help salvage my portfolio from going completely under. hopefully before the yields completely uninvert

>> No.56341297

>>56341268
Bearish...

>> No.56341298

>>56341180
He's been buying 0dte index options.

>> No.56341302

>every single day is opposite day for the rest of your life unless you run a large bank

>> No.56341304

>>56341283
It's a Bear Cum-nado!

>> No.56341307

>>56341292
How much is left?

>> No.56341317

>>56341292
What did you start with and what did you end up with.

>> No.56341319

>>56341292
>33
>never worked
>lived off of inheritance
>failed at that too since that money's gone
you know the three magic letters anon

>> No.56341322

>>56341307
last i checked 130k and declining. i used to have around over 250k

>> No.56341327
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56341327

>Octobull

>> No.56341331

>>56341292
Don't tell these assholes anything else. Not only will they only use it to mock you, they'll make a special glowfaggot note that all of their piece of shit glowfaggot friends should mock you for it too.

>> No.56341338
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>>56341319
KYS

>> No.56341339

>>56341317
He basically just took his retirement in his 20's and early 30's, and he'll have to work in his late 60's and all of his 70's if he lives that long.

Just a lil switcharoo

>> No.56341341
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56341341

>>56341319
Kneepads?

>> No.56341343

>>56341322
did u really think that you could live off 250k forever? fuck you're retarded.

>> No.56341344

>>56341322
How in the world did you live off of such a small amount until the age of 33

>> No.56341352

>>56341331
Why, most people lose money here, at least he got to live for 15 years without having to work, that's not to be made fun of. Who wouldn't want to do that?

>> No.56341358

>>56341343
If he had done something like an 80/20 index bond portfolio and lived very frugally he'd probably be fine.

>> No.56341359

>>56341322
How long have you been trading?

>> No.56341362

>>56341343
they are all in mutual funds and have weathered stuff like this before and bounced back but this time is different. no other point in time have both stocks and bonds been tanking in tandem like this

>> No.56341369

>>56341352
It's more like most people here don't invest, trade, or play the market at all or know anything about economics or finance, and they're actually just here purely to be fuckheaded trolls because their entire glowfaggot inner worlds (to the extent they have those) are, rather ironically, consumed by cable news politics.

>> No.56341370

>>56341362
>he fell for the 40/60 meme
oy vey gottem

>> No.56341375

>>56341362
What’s your plan? Get a job and let the money recover? Start a Dividend portfolio?

>> No.56341380

>>55677883
>>55677921
July 27th 8:40am EST
the fundamentals behind the dollar falling just got crushed by ECB
>SPX 4,605
>NQ 15,728
>this is the top. the rally will not continue as the dollar reverses.
>the dollar has gotten completely crushed because investors/traders/institutions expected that other central banks would continue to aggressively raise interest rates relative to US monetary policy; that the Fed would pause, while ECB continued to hike aggressively
>this is no longer the case, after ECB release today
>in other words, all the dollar shorts are now trapped, all the euro longs are now trapped; they are forced to quickly cover or sell their positions, forcing dollar higher
>the market rallying was predicated upon DXY falling, and falling below 100 parity especially after ECB release today, that is not going to happen - huge smashing of expectations (and the market hates when expectations are broken / the unexpected occurs)
>Unironically, this is the top
SPX 4,605 --> 4,387. 2 months later -4.8%
DXY on July 27th 8:40am: 100.84 --> 105.63. +4.8%
NQ 15,728 --> 15,302. -2.8%
These historic posts marked the exact top within 2 points and within minutes. All information had been laid out there for you in plain English. You did not listen. You never listen.
Everything else has only snowballed on top of this final straw that broke the camels back. The camel is already dead, and more weight continues to be piled on to its corpse.
>inflation surging higher
>yields surging higher
>dollar surging higher
Truly, it hasn't even begun, mumu.

>> No.56341390
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56341390

brasilien steaks and french red wines my bear friends

>> No.56341391
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56341391

I use a traditional Star of David investing technique

>> No.56341394

>>56341322
Just saying. 2000 shares of O will cost you about $100k but pays $500 a month in dividends. 2000 x $.25= 500. Get a job and live frugally while that DRIPs into more shares and in a couple of years after DRIPpage and dividend raises you could probably start NEETing again

>> No.56341399
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56341399

Tfw XOM slurping

>> No.56341402

>>56341391
Someone should add the Jewish calendar to the OP links

>> No.56341420
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56341420

>>56341399
>pic
ROFL.

>> No.56341426

>>56341402
It wad definitely there last week.

>> No.56341428

>>56341399
I am actually. Cheap and the eventual PXD acquisition is an all-share deal meaning balance sheet will remain pristine

>> No.56341430
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56341430

>>56340903
>>56341127

>> No.56341434

>>56341390
The Quasar's Gookfu won't let him drink alcohol anymore. So have an extra bottle or two for him.

>> No.56341444

>>56341434
Good for you.
I was up all night throwing up from alcohol poisoning.

>> No.56341445

>Birkenstock

kek KEK

>> No.56341457
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.56341458

>>56341434
>Quasar also has a gookfu
Are her tits nice atleast?

>> No.56341459
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56341459

>>56341399
>>>/gif/25999769

>> No.56341466

>>56341458
>also
Quasar is Baggie.

>> No.56341469
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56341469

>USD/JPY climbs to the highs of the day after a weak Treasury auction

>USDJPY moves to a new session high. Tests the high from Monday

TLT-baggies... our cope?

>> No.56341474
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>>56341444
>He doesn't trigger his pharyngeal reflex when realizing that he's had a few too many to drink.
Checked just induce a vomit before you get alcohol poisoning next time.

>> No.56341481
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56341481

>>56341469
Yeah, I'm thinking FXY calls.

>> No.56341488
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56341488

THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6zkZH5UNo8

>> No.56341491

>>56341466
No way

>> No.56341493
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56341493

I only need QQQ to hit $366 for max gain on my butterflies that exp today

>> No.56341496

>>56341491
Have you ever seen them post at the same time? Exactly.

>> No.56341498
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56341498

>>56341399
Slurping at 100. Quality stock that I should have picked up a LONG TIME AGO but I didn't since I was a coward. Not anymore. Slurp every quality stock that dips and never look back

>> No.56341501

>>56341479
I never used to drink so much and have gotten it three times since losing my job last month.
I don't even feel that bad, I'm really enjoying the relaxation, I think it's just because of all the free time. I really should just dump it out or put it somewhere else.

>> No.56341504

>>56341248
>Jews destroy your country
>Bomb to shit
>Still have refugee population
>Formally moderately successful mid east nation is now torn by civil war
>Win because they left tho
I'm no kike but this is kinda cope

>> No.56341505

>>56341496
Baggie was posting ITT until Candlejack got hi

>> No.56341512

>>56341498
check out CNQ as well if you like quality oil companies.

>> No.56341524

>>56341504
A bunch of farmers with AKs inflected 2 to 1 casualties on the most well funded (per soldier) in the world.
So the Jews take their economic revenge, blow up UN buildings and skyscrapers, and then leave after losing their ground assault.
The Lebanese have their issues but that was some David vs. Goliath shit.

>> No.56341530

fucking bullshit cant even hold for 1 fuckin day. FUCK

>> No.56341532
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56341532

Snibs, you can go home early today. We got it from here. Please? PLEASE GO THE FUCK HOME!

Well, you ain't gotta go home, but you can't stay here. Go

>> No.56341534

>>56341532
It's going to reverse again when the minutes come out all dovish and shit.

>> No.56341537

>>56341524
>David vs. Goliath shit.
Maybe in terms of finance but finance isn't everything. I don't think the US is really in the position to be projecting military power anymore so it's unsurprising that they don't do well.

>> No.56341539

I AM SO UNBELIEVABLY HEEMED

>> No.56341542
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56341542

>>56341445
Jews are something else

>> No.56341543
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56341543

Back to the usual bond and stock sell of I see, this middle east blew over quick

>> No.56341547

One more swing up is likely. Short it when it comes, retard.

>> No.56341550
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>>56341534
Can't you just let me coom, for just one damn day is all?

>> No.56341551

did my monthly market breadht check. not looking good boys..

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>>56341532
Little down after a little up, dont get cocky bobo

>> No.56341555
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>yield curve
>uninverting
>before an election year
>again

>> No.56341558
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https://www.cnbc.com/2023/10/11/jim-cramer-takes-on-the-bears-explains-why-hes-optimistic-on-stocks.html
>Cramer on why a ‘hard landing’ is unlikely — and why it’s time to own stocks

YOU DON'T SEE ME — MY TIME IS NOW

>> No.56341559

>>56341550
You already had a cum tornado. >>56341283

Now you have to go back to hibernation until spring.

>> No.56341566

>>56341542
I have to admit I've been extremely happy with the performance of my vanguard ETFs but these PE roll ups creep me out. They get their claws into the actual business operations and tend to rot them out from the inside. I really wonder how long they can get away with it.

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7 MINUTES TO MINUTES

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>mfw FOMC is in 3 weeks

>> No.56341576

>>56340666
Checked

>> No.56341577
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>>56341512
Fugg me that one is at ATH (or hovering near). Why can't it drop like 10% considering oil/gas are dropping? Reeeeeee why couldn't I get into stocks 15 years ago when they were cheap

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>>56341554
I need you to clock out. Go to the bar or something por favor. You just never seem to leave. Give us a break for a couple hours is all, you can come back tomorrow

>> No.56341581

>>56341558
Oh that silly Cramy, what a jokester!

>> No.56341583

>>56341577
More likely than not they're cheaper now than they will be in the future.

>> No.56341592

>>56341577
just start averaging in, it's less painful

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5 mins. Place your bets! Get em in now

>> No.56341604

is Berkshire Hathaway a good place to sink money in? I just dumped some 60k on my virtual wallet to see how it goes, but i was wondering if anyone here has money there?

>> No.56341607

>>56341598
For what

>> No.56341611

>>56341558
I want him to say it on TV first.

>> No.56341615

>>56336338
what did you end up doing?

>> No.56341618

>>56341607
Mins

>> No.56341620

>>56341604
Always DCA, don't go all in all at once.
Yeah I like BRK.B. You're essentially paying Buffet to figure it out for you and he's pretty good. It's down right now, probably due to the Coke fiasco.

>> No.56341623

>>56341618
I see
I’m taking a dump rn
So I’m betting big market dump too

>> No.56341624

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.56341626
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>Jim Cramer argues the bears are wrong: The economy and market are actually strong

>> No.56341629

100% of my roth ira is in tech. please god be good

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>>56341629

>> No.56341638

>>56341620
i wish i even had 60k to invest. but yes, i think i could trust someone like Warren, but sadly he wont be here forever.

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>>56341629
Hope that's chink tech you meant there...

>> No.56341648

>>56341638
Yeah the BDFL effect bothers me a bit but he's not the first investor with that kind of strategy, he learned from some other guy (I can't remember his name at the moment.) He's talked about who he'll have take over and it seemed reasonable enough.

>> No.56341652

*FED: 'ALL' AGREED RATES SHOULD STAY RESTRICTIVE FOR SOME TIME

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I wish I could bet on the word resilient being used. They always say something something is robust, something something resilient

>> No.56341659

0DTE EVENTGOOMBLERS GETTING FUCKED

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>>56341652
HIGHER

FOR

LONGER

>> No.56341662

why is the fomc no where live?

>> No.56341674

>>56341644
jej. Check the inverse Chinese FTSE ETF "YANG." It's up *year to date.* I wouldn't want anything in China right now.
If you want to invest in Asia buy companies building manufacturing in the Philippines or EPHE. TM is a good choice.

>> No.56341675

oh wow, the fed minutes were a total nothing burger. there's no mention of the 40 beheaded jew babies, no mention of the pending housing market collapse, no mention of debt crisis. it's like they're just setting the trap to rug everybody with surprise rate hikes and then castrate the bears with rate cuts.

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The up tick in the PPI was really this bad for bonds

>> No.56341685

>>56341629
Same brother

>> No.56341687

>>56341662
today's not the FOMC, it's just the minutes being published

>> No.56341691

>>56341675
no pictures no believe

>> No.56341694

When are the seconds published?

>> No.56341695
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>>56341675

>> No.56341699

>>56341694
In about two weeks. It's why we're crabbing.

>> No.56341702

>>56341687
i see

>> No.56341701

>>56341694
After hours

>> No.56341703

>>56341694
hours after the minutes

>> No.56341705

>>56341694
I once sent a FOIA to have access to the hours and they told me to fuck off, so don't get your hopes up

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>>56341674
HSI most likely bottomed. A shit ton of chink stocks are down 70-80% from ATH even though they're growing in revenues and profits, and on top of that the CCP announced a huge stimulus package. You'll buy the top though as per usual!

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>>56341694
They scribble those with a pencil and keep those to themselves in a special yellow legal pad so nobody can hack them and sometimes even use sticky notes. Old fashioned and crude, but effective

>> No.56341720
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>>56341695
they will be teaching this in schools 30 years from now.

>> No.56341721

>TMF +4.44%
>QQQ still green
>XLE red
yawn

>> No.56341725

>>56341710
China is clearly in the shrink phase of it's secular cycle. *Maybe* Chinese tech will do ok but I'm not betting on it, in fact I'm betting against it.

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>>56341725
>in fact I'm betting against it.
Thank you for your service.

>> No.56341743

>>56341720
classic deflection, cause they know that with their bombings they are 100% killing children AND babies

>> No.56341748

>>56341720
Probably much sooner. They are already teaching in middle schools that January 6th was 'White Supremacy vs Multicultural Democracy'

>> No.56341752

>>56341741
The same effect that killed Japan's economy is killing theirs.

>> No.56341766

>>56340624
>>56340624
>>56340624
>>56340624
>>56340624
Fresh

>> No.56341774

Crash Nasdaq, Fuck tech.

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>>56341695
Atrocity Propaganda still works

>> No.56341781

>>56341743
>with their bombings they are 100% killing future terrorists
ftfy

>> No.56341782

baking

>> No.56341789

>>56340668
Finviz if it’s on there if not then there not one but I haven’t looke

>> No.56341795

>>56341774
>he says on his computer
kek

>> No.56341797

>>56341789
Look at the links. Might give you some keks

>> No.56341800

how are those XOM baggies ITT holding up kek

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Baking.

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>>56341800
It will go back up. Everyone needs oil.

>> No.56341820 [DELETED] 

I got next bake

>> No.56341824

>>56341752
They didn't have a stock market bubble like Japan. If the sentence "Companies with growing revenues and profits are trading 70-80% from ATHs at ~5 P/EV ~0.5 P/B" doesn't stimulate some neuron activity in your brain idk how to help you brother.

>> No.56341825

>>56341800
Slowly and steadily, probably

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.....and just like
T H A T
H
A
T

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>>56341834

>> No.56341845

NEW
>>56341693
NEW
>>56341693
NEW
>>56341693
NEW
>>56341693

>> No.56341846

>>56341824
>They didn't have a stock market bubble like Japan.
No but they did have a realestate bubble instead.
It doesn't matter, Chinese production will shrink and there will be serous infighting among the Chinese elite by the end of the decade.

>> No.56341853

>>56341131
witnessed thanks anon

>> No.56341865

Where's the QQQ $366 puts anon? I just wanrt to talk.

>> No.56341878

>>56341845
I hate you

>> No.56341883

>>56341657
>resilient
>tight
>recessio...recess, we'll continue after recess

>> No.56341888

>>56341795
Self fulfilling prophecy. Let it burn.

>> No.56341904

>>56341901
>>56341901
>>56341901
>>56341901

>> No.56341913

NEW
DODGE THIS
>>56341834

>>56341834

>>56341834

>>56341834

>> No.56342200

>>56341524
>2 to 1 casualties
Check those numbers again chief

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>> No.56343215

what the fuck happened? why the old one got pruned?

>> No.56343223

>>56343210
m8 why did the other one get nuked?

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>> No.56343230

>>56343220
>>56343220

>> No.56343241

Lol did they really delete the whole thread?
WTF? Was it Caroline?