/smg/ - Stock Market General

[/smg/ - Stock Market General No.56323536]

I Met Them At The Bell Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56322290

[Anonymous No.56323556]

So when does Chyna pull the trigger on Taiwan, like 2 weeks max I would think

[Anonymous No.56323566]

>>56323556
no my china stonks will 10x first

[Anonymous No.56323567]

Sheiiiiiiit dfen is crashing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Anonymous No.56323571]

So what's going to happen to my oil investments in the Kurdistan region of Iraq?

[Anonymous No.56323573]

>>56323566
yes, if you flip the chart upside down :)

[Anonymous No.56323574]

Just start the printing machine already,we need to survive out here

[Anonymous No.56323576]

>>56323567
Don't worry. I'll just keep buying like a tard

[Anonymous No.56323579]

>>56323573
well there is probably a chinese app for that

[Anonymous No.56323582]

>>56323574
This is a bear jihad (fueled by Bangs soda pop)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56323586]

>>56323556
After Beijing sees what happens to Gaza, they will understand a 2-state solution is the only path forward.

[Anonymous No.56323590]

KO

[Anonymous No.56323593]

>>56323556
Not until 2027. They've got time and need a couple more years for the west to degrade.

[Anonymous No.56323594]

So what is price? we reconstruct the accounting here?

[Anonymous No.56323603]

>>56323571
Nothing. Unless, of course, war were declared.

[Anonymous No.56323606]

>>56323586
>After Beijing sees what happens to Gaza, they will understand a 2-state solution is the only path forward.

[Anonymous No.56323609]

>>56323590
Good. Disgusting goyslop

[Anonymous No.56323612]

>>56323590
Cola Kings fear the Strawberry Vanilla Sparkling Tonic

[Anonymous No.56323613]

>>56323556
>>56323566
It can't happen soon enough. Just think about how beautiful it will be...Total bombardment and destruction of factories in Taiwan. Chinks and US exchanging warhead fire, Total stock market crash. Its going to be biblical. Bankers blowing their brains out on live TV and jumping out of NYC skyscrapers.

[Anonymous No.56323620]

>Talk about inverted rates for 2 years
>Talk about shemitah for 1 year
>Talk about yom kippur and sukkor for 1 month
>It all came true

Guess how much I'm up by?
Down 40% over 2 years. It's fucking frustrating.

[Anonymous No.56323621]

H&S on URNM?

[Anonymous No.56323624]

>>56323613
Sometimes being in this thread is like visiting an occupy wallstreet happening

[Anonymous No.56323627]

>>56323613
add to that fat mutt americans dying en masse because they can't buy cheap chink shit at walmart. No batteries (made in china), no diabetic supplies (made in China), No more antibiotics or heart medication (made in china), No medical supplies or semi conductors, no more new computers or cars. Boomer stocks and real estate crashing. Oh its going to be hilarious

[Anonymous No.56323626]

>>56323621
Looks like it. War is bullish for energy prices. Last time it happened in the 70s, Uranium went from $3/lb to over $100. It's a nice catalyst and this is a bullish H&S.
I'd layer into a position if you haven't already

[Anonymous No.56323631]

>>56323621
If you sell, I will buy so please sell

[Anonymous No.56323633]

Congratulations to those of you that purchased shares in ORLEN Ticker: PKN.

[Anonymous No.56323636]

>>56323620
rofl this post.

[Anonymous No.56323640]

Unironically what does one do in her situation? inb4 muh fire extinguisher, not spending $20 on some shit I'll never need plus they do not work on grease fires. Obviously pouring water on it isn't a solution but smothering it with a t shirt/clothing should work right?

[Anonymous No.56323645]

>>56323627
>hilarious
yes it's all totally hilarious until dad loses his job and kills mom in a fight over the last can of beans

[Anonymous No.56323649]

Pepsi or coke? I’m thinking pepsi

[Anonymous No.56323652]

>>56323620
You know. They know you know. You know they know you know. They know you know they know you know.

And they still jew you out of your money. Fucking kek

[Anonymous No.56323658]

>>56323590
FIZZfucks our time is now

[Anonymous No.56323661]

>>56323640
Fire blanket. It's practically made for grease fires.

[Anonymous No.56323670]

DRV
>DRV
No one is going to pay you rent anymore... CVS and Walgreens are just the beginning.

[Anonymous No.56323673]

>>56323649
KDP is the True Slurp

[Anonymous No.56323675]

>>56323590
Why? Just buy bonds and you have guaranteed gains. KO and Pepsi can easily do another -5-10%. We'll see next week as they announce earnings. For now, both stocks look really damn un-slurpable.
>>56323594
This is why index chads always win. Since the index includes the big mega caps, they can never lose money. Mega caps can never stay down for long. Hell, I remember last year when autismos were yelling at the top of their lungs that Apple was gonna drop down to 100... fuckin pathetic

[Anonymous No.56323686]

>>56323640
put a lid on it
pour baking soda or salt on it
look at CHD computer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56323696]

>>56323640
take the plate on the counter 2 feet away, use it to cover the fire and remove it from the heat.

[Anonymous No.56323708]

>>56323636
>>56323652
Part of it is bad trade psychology on my part (all in gambles during year 1 / 2020 when the markets were a casino), learning new asset types (forex and options), and just getting a handle on various things like stop losses and not holding losers etc.

I have 6 closed and 4 active bioshit trades and I'm just below breakeven across the board (down about 0.6% on the account in 60 days). So it's not profitable yet, but I've learned to stop losing my ass so hard. At least I think.
I need to trust myself more because whatever I believe in does tend to manifest eventually. Taking action is the hard part

[Anonymous No.56323709]

>>56323640
Have you never cooked before? I'm a little worried for you buddy. Just put the lid on and smother it.

[Anonymous No.56323712]

>>56323640
That vid was horrifying. Do what I did when I saw my own senpai trying to put out a grease fire. Put the pan somewhere it hopefully won't burn anything, yell at the women to shut the god damn sink off and calm down. Wait for it to go out and move on.

[Anonymous No.56323724]

Go long on pickles.

[Anonymous No.56323727]

>>56323708
Just like 4chan, the #1 rule of stocks is don't get trolled.

[Anonymous No.56323728]

>>56323640
Put a wet dishcloth over it. What do they teach burgers these days?

[Anonymous No.56323734]

>Indigenous Peoples Day

[Anonymous No.56323735]

>>56323727
I even had a funny moment with Bayhorse Silver (ticker: BHS.V) and lost $200 on that back in the day

[Anonymous No.56323740]

>>56323673
But Gatorade and the frito lay chip line. Pepsi is the powerhouse

[Anonymous No.56323741]

>>56323686
>CHD

[Anonymous No.56323748]

>>56323735
>Bayhorse Silver

[Anonymous No.56323751]

>>56323735
Not to repeat myself, but please do not buy the hot meme tickers posted ITT.

[Anonymous No.56323757]

the port had a nice recovery bart today :)

[Anonymous No.56323767]

I'm convinced he built the third temple, the schizophrenia was the lord messaging him and israel will be doomed to bring about apocalypse and collapse the global economy. Without a democracy in the middle east global trade will break down. Liberal jewish people that occupy the west will suffer as global hyperinflation sets in and the world loses technology and goes back to tribal nationalism turning on jewish people outside of israel. Probably punishment for western jews in high finance attacking orthodox jews indirectly through culture wars and pushing things like atheism and stem cell research during the war on terror in the 2000s. Clinton was meant to win in 2016 for the liberal faction of jews that elected a muslim fascist like obama in 2008 so the liberal jews in MSM reacted hard against trump. I wouldn't be surprised if there will be a dirty bomb type nuke in palestine planted by the orthodox side of jews as some hailmary to save a nation state for the jewish people and it brings down global finance in the process and the actual stock market correction happens sometime this decade when least expected. A punishment on the non orthodox jewish people that rejected their king jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.56323770]

Daily reminder that war means business for America and business is good. We won’t go in there with “nation building” plans this time. Fuck sand religions. Powell surprise rape cut to destroy delusional Russian bobo posting.

[Anonymous No.56323778]

>>56323757
IKTFB

[Anonymous No.56323779]

>>56323670
The shit in XLRE's not going to be hit by deadbeat renters. You want another leg up in yields.

[Anonymous No.56323780]

>>56323735
lmao good old BHS. I was initially in it for the mine but I ended up seeing the very obvious writing on the wall and got out with a few hundred bucks profit. Silver jew never recovered from that private placement...

[Anonymous No.56323787]

>KTOS

[Anonymous No.56323796]

https://drinkpoppi.com/collections/drinks
poppi is better than olliepop in all regards except strawberry vanilla.

[Anonymous No.56323806]

SNIBS!

[Anonymous No.56323813]

Markets are healing, again.

[Anonymous No.56323819]

TLRY below $2 again for you pot head gamblers.
take profit on any 'dope bill' news.

[Anonymous No.56323818]

>>56323796
What is this vibrant goyslop?

[Anonymous No.56323824]

market dump in solidarity with the chosen

[Anonymous No.56323834]

>>56323779
its 2023
>Deadbeat = Renters

[Anonymous No.56323841]

Green by 1 eastern. Yawn. Bears never cum.

[Anonymous No.56323843]

>>56323818
expensive bubbly water and vinegar.

NOCniggers rise up

[Anonymous No.56323844]

>>56323834
Home Depot or Amazon or whoever isn't going to pull a Trump and delay payment on building or data center rentals.

[Anonymous No.56323848]

>>56323813
We will finish up 2%

[Anonymous No.56323851]

>>56323843
GD Gods ready to replace all the destroyed Israeli tanks.

[Anonymous No.56323852]

>>56323843
>vinegar
Why.

[Anonymous No.56323860]

>>56323852
probiotics also liver health

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56323865]

>>56323851
I only support sending aid to Israel if they use it wisely, and by wisely I'm talking about using it to annex the west bank and start construction on a bad ass temple.

[Anonymous No.56323866]

>>56323645
>Its funny until Dad offs mom over a can of beans

No love would be lost. Mothers a vapid abusive whore.

[Anonymous No.56323871]

>>56323860
desu seems like stacyscience.

[Anonymous No.56323876]

>>56323848
sure doesn't feel like it when everyone is taking their chances to sell into demand before we even reach the previous close price

[Anonymous No.56323885]

[Anonymous No.56323888]

>>56323860
drinking acid doesnt making you healthy retard

[Anonymous No.56323895]

>>56323865
they're busy redrawing the maps we'll see if it remains a strip or a blob.

despite the hamas airforce making a glorious show, this amount of territory seizure doesn't bode well.

[Anonymous No.56323898]

>>56323888
Dropping acid does though.

[Anonymous No.56323899]

>>56323865
Same, but as slowly as possible so their last shekel pays for replacement tank treads worn out grinding down the last Palestinian.

[Anonymous No.56323904]

>>56323876
There is a strong resistance at the previous close, once it’s broken it will melt up

[Anonymous No.56323916]

>>56323895
Gaza's a bunch of open ground, which the IDF's taken, plus Kowloon Walled City x 100. This could take a while.

[Anonymous No.56323922]

>>56323904
>melt up
THE PROMISED LAND.

[Anonymous No.56323930]

>>56323536
That would be my girlfriend if the pan catches fire.
I'm terrified to not be home when she cooks.
It told her before what to do but then I ask her again and she's "idk poor it in the sink" "throw it out the window" we live on the eight floor goddamn woman.

[Anonymous No.56323938]

I used the wrong pronoun last week, they/them were very upset despite clearly presenting as male.
What stocks to profit from this?

[Anonymous No.56323947]

>>56323888
thats where you're wrong nigger.
selling a tsp of apple cider vinegar in a can for $3 makes my wallet extremely healthy.

https://www.uchicagomedicine.org/forefront/health-and-wellness-articles/debunking-the-health-benefits-of-apple-cider-vinegar

I'll keep my recipe tho. making it fizzy and adding some beaver butt extract would make it taste better tho.

[Anonymous No.56323950]

SHORT NVIDIA OR YOU WILL NOT GONNNNNAAAAAA MAAAAAKE IT BOBO

[Anonymous No.56323951]

California is waking up. Get ready for some spikes from the rich fellas

[Anonymous No.56323961]

>>56323871
Jeanna, business and finance reporter of the NY Times

[Anonymous No.56323966]

Its not going up stop coping mumoids just SELL ALREADY

[Anonymous No.56323977]

>>56323961
Dude remember that time she took all the central bank fucks to task in Portugal. I was fucking DIAMONDS.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56323978]

The people shorting this market are the same morons who actually think the answer to the palestinian question is a two state solution.

[Anonymous No.56323979]

>>56323536
>He didn't buy LOCKSNEED when it was below 400 last week
Why anon? Did you think war was over?

[Anonymous No.56323990]

>>56323586
>>56323865
>Baggot suddenly loves jews
Reminder that glowniggers cracked Baggie's trip.

[Anonymous No.56323996]

>>56323787
>just chain it down and run like hell.
wish I picked some up below 10 last year.

[Anonymous No.56323999]

>TTOO pumping

Who the fuck is buying this bioshit trash?

[Anonymous No.56324000]

>>56323978
The real baggie was short, glownigger.

[Anonymous No.56324001]

With the bond market like this, I hope you aren't retarded enough to hold dividend stocks.... right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324010]

>>56324000
>>56323999
wasted

[Anonymous No.56324017]

>>56323961
our queen

[Anonymous No.56324021]

>>56324010
You're a glownigger pretending to be baggot.

[Anonymous No.56324023]

>resistance just broke
lol thanks for playing bears

[Anonymous No.56324026]

>>56323977
pics?

[Anonymous No.56324030]

>>56323999
Kek I told yall to load the boat on Friday when you see fear in smg.
>>56324000
No bagel changes his mind more than women change clothes but this is his first sensible take in a very long time
BEARS NEVER CUM DONT BET AGAINST AMERICA YOU GODLESS FUCKS.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324031]

>>56324021
I'm the real baggie. Look here's a picture of a dabbing dollar to prove it.

[Anonymous No.56324040]

>>56323947
Do snakes drink lemon juice?

[Anonymous No.56324041]

In honor of Indigenous Peoples' Day, you should take out an 89% APR loan.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgLMgVq4p_E

[Anonymous No.56324049]

>>56324021
can you imagine being paid to larp as baggots

[Anonymous No.56324051]

>>56324030
>>56324031
You glowniggers are absolutely psychotic. That's not the real baggie. It doesn't even sound like him.

[Anonymous No.56324065]

>>56324051
>what is a tripcode

[Anonymous No.56324067]

>>56324051
They posting a ton of threats against baggot until they suddenly got his tripcode.

[Anonymous No.56324070]

>>56324001
Why wouldn't you hold dividend stocks

[Anonymous No.56324072]

>>56324041
>Yes, the money's expensive. But there's no collateral required [except your scalp]. And you can keep the cost down by paying it back as fast as you can.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9mhlRp8DzI

[Anonymous No.56324079]

was this the october surprise?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324082]

>>56324051
Oh I get it, you're the glowie trying to throw everybody off by accusing me of being a glowie.

[Anonymous No.56324083]

>>56324049
>>56324065
Glowniggers were posting a ton of threats against baggie until suddenly they got his tripcode somehow.

[Anonymous No.56324087]

>>56324072
At least John Redcorn says it like it is, unlike another group of people I can think of.

[Anonymous No.56324091]

>>56324079
That term only applies during election years. We've definitely got something to look forward to 12 months from now though.

[Anonymous No.56324097]

>>56324040
depends. Some people have baby teeth, and the acid chews them to pieces. Its for flavor.

[Anonymous No.56324100]

>>56324083
I think we can all agree that baggot would deserve anything coming to him

[Anonymous No.56324101]

>>56324082
You don't sound like baggie at all. The real baggie wanted the destruction of Israel, the federal government, and the stock market. Now you're tag-teaming with glowniggers right after they were posting threats against you.

[Anonymous No.56324106]

OUT OF MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.56324109]

>>56324041
get a 10k loan. pay back atleast 62k and soem change

[Anonymous No.56324112]

Dead israelis?! Buy the heckin dip!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324113]

>>56324101
>The real baggie wanted the destruction of Israel
You got a source on that?

[Anonymous No.56324117]

>>56324091
you think they started a war to keep the incumbency strong?

[Anonymous No.56324130]

My lil IDF play HUBC be doin something heyoooo

[Anonymous No.56324134]

>>56324117
If you want a basic schizo theory, Iran gave Hamas the green light to prop up oil prices. The spicy schizo one is that Mossad gave them the green light so Bibi would have unity and the cover to level Gaza.

[Anonymous No.56324147]

>>56324091
I knew that
it was a trick question

[Anonymous No.56324148]

>>56324130
>Penny stock
>Headquartered in Tel Aviv
Right up /smg/'s alley...

[Anonymous No.56324155]

>>56324106
its gunna be a bobo day mumushit.

[Anonymous No.56324162]

>>56324155
Lol not a chance

[Anonymous No.56324167]

Green Day Alert

[Anonymous No.56324174]

>>56324155
Smells green to me. Bears really are dumb kek.

[Anonymous No.56324175]

>BOIL
fuck you guys. We all could’ve been up 30% from September.

[Anonymous No.56324179]

who is the woman who lead the opening bell minute of silence?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHaFz6hGOS4

[Anonymous No.56324180]

>>56324041
>>56324072
>we give you wampum, but you must return wampum, or else

[Anonymous No.56324183]

>>56324130
not buying your bags

[Anonymous No.56324188]

I was going to trade but my cash isn't settled because of the holiday REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I thought the market was going to be closed too

[Anonymous No.56324198]

>>56324179
Stunning and brave.

[Anonymous No.56324199]

>>56324183
Kek I’m not selling this gold to a faggot like you

[Anonymous No.56324202]

>>56324162
>>56324174
NO MERCY FOR MUMU. BOBO DAY.

Unrelated but if anyone knows why there are 19 different calculations for each and every ratio when this is the case in literally no other field involving numbers I'd be interested to know the particular history of this schizo behavior by financiers. ROE for example I've so far found 10+.

[Anonymous No.56324208]

>>56323930
yeah, i always have a lid and extinguisher nearby whenever i cook something on high heat. literally 2 steps to put the fire out. turn off heat and cover with lid. why are women so retarded.

[Anonymous No.56324219]

>americans on track to run out of savings this month
>israel attacked.

[Anonymous No.56324222]

>blood red in europe
>green in america

who is wrong

[Anonymous No.56324228]

>>56324202
Bruh we finna finish up 2%, close your shorts now or you will be sad

[Anonymous No.56324230]

Oy vey, do not make fun of the Microsoft sers.

[Anonymous No.56324243]

>>56324222
Europe is red because they are In demographic collapse and their industrial economies are over, america is green because we no longer have an competition for the rest of the century

[Anonymous No.56324245]

>>56324230
Sirs, is this image safe for me?

[Anonymous No.56324250]

>>56324219
Forget about the student loan repayments and focus on Israel.

[Anonymous No.56324251]

>>56324222
Once again America is the most stable area of the world even if maga retards tell loudly and make us look stupider than we really are. We just have to make sure no ISIS/ HAMAS terrror cells or maga nuts do a copycat.

[Anonymous No.56324260]

who's buying the dip??

[Anonymous No.56324261]

>>56324180
>The first colonists understood it as a currency and adopted it as such in trading with them. Eventually, the colonists applied their technologies to more efficiently produce wampum, which caused inflation and ultimately its obsolescence as currency.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wampum

[Anonymous No.56324263]

>>56324243
>not a single big tech company in europe
it's unironically completely and utterly over for europe. they're all going to be like greece by the end of the decade.

[Anonymous No.56324264]

>>56324219
>out of savings
>israel attacked
it's a little blurry but I see what you did there.
CLBT

[Anonymous No.56324277]

Why does JPM only have a PE ratio of 9.27? That seems mighty sus.

[Anonymous No.56324279]

>>56324188
Get some margin, poorfag.

[Anonymous No.56324284]

>>56324260
DRV keeps giving me these good price points to buy.
DRV
>DRV
DRV
>DRV
DRV
>DRV

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324287]

>>56324219
Last time the economy got bad, they sent out stimulants to everyone living in the inner cities, and they just burned everything in a crack fuel riot. If they really wanted to juice this economy, they would just provide corporate tax cuts to encourage more businesses to come home, and they would relax the restrictions and regulations employers face that raise costs. Like what makes a 14 year old qualified to work and a 13 year old unqualified. We should be letting young men and woman as old as 11 or 12 be able to work and pay taxes so they can support their families.

[Anonymous No.56324291]

Sold this pump

See you at the crash in two weeks

[Anonymous No.56324298]

>>56324250
>>56324219
are people going to start having israel flags in their bios and shit?
lol

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324299]

>>56324251
How many wild and crazy jahoodies do you think came across that open border in the last 3 years? It only takes like 10 of them to kill hundreds of people.

[Anonymous No.56324304]

>>56324279
I'm staying in a cash account due to the new gay day trading rules, maybe I should stop day trading altogether though

[Anonymous No.56324305]

>>56324250
How do I invest in the repopulation of Israel?

[Anonymous No.56324307]

>>56324298
loll I'll keep an eye out for them. I bet I see one by the end of the week.

[Anonymous No.56324310]

>>56324299
I’m sure they have tried but they don’t have the luxury of huawei masking their presence here

[Anonymous No.56324313]

>>56324291
Smart.

Fed is going to tighten further at EOM because of the decent jobs report. It will be priced in by smart money within 2 weeks. Bulltards are about to get another lesson that this does not stop

[Anonymous No.56324315]

>>56324251
>We just have to make sure no ISIS/ HAMAS terrror cells
We are so gigafucked if that happens.

[Anonymous No.56324327]

>>56324264
>CLBT
For me, my police state investment is GEO.

[Anonymous No.56324328]

>>56324219
interest rates will be cut down to ZERO within a day
trillions of dollars will be printed
oil will hit $500
millions will die

accelerate

[Anonymous No.56324329]

>>56324305
They're going to the former country known as Ukraine.

[Anonymous No.56324337]

>>56324287
baggie's on this one - even just give AAPL & the the other cash kings a tax discount to bring that cash home.

[Anonymous No.56324342]

>>56324251
So there will be no recession unless there is a terrorist attack in the US?

[Anonymous No.56324347]

>>56324328
bullish

[Anonymous No.56324351]

>>56324342
There wont be a recession regardless

[Anonymous No.56324353]

>>56324351
That’s because we changed the definition

[Anonymous No.56324357]

is the squeeze in the room with us RIGHT NOW?

[Anonymous No.56324358]

>>56324342
There won’t be one because the only way that would happen is if maga nuts supported it. But then again they might cause they are maga nuts after all.
>>56324299
Baggot if you are legitimately Jewish and you aren’t in on this HUBC action then I question your intelligence

[Anonymous No.56324359]

>>56324351
I didn't ask you

[Anonymous No.56324360]

>>56324342
not a chance the 30 million that we let in without any idea who or where the are and from will be in that category. They didnt even need to parasail in.

[Anonymous No.56324367]

>>56324342
>unless there is a terrorist attack in the US
9/11 2: 9/12.

[Anonymous No.56324369]

This Jew I work with told me to buy O.
He thinks I’m Jewish.
And yes, he has used the word goy

[Anonymous No.56324376]

>>56324353
Pure cope, the us economy grew at 6% last year, the old definition is 2 quarters of negative growth

[Anonymous No.56324382]

>>56324376
>the us economy grew at 6%
he thinks the only thing they changed were the definitions...
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.56324390]

>>56324376
very nice cope... now let's talk about real GDP. Adjusted for inflation.

[Anonymous No.56324398]

>>56324376
It still can grow 6% and have two negative quarters you know

Still grow is relative and that number is pozzed too

[Anonymous No.56324399]

>>56324202
b/c different assets have different accounting. this isn't calculus. Finance is discrete math not smooth and continuous. while the calculus and ratios provides a good estimates, they need to be backed up with discrete math accounting, which is much slower.

[Anonymous No.56324401]

>>56324358
So will there be one or not?

[Anonymous No.56324404]

>>56324390
Inflation was 3.8% and wage growth was 4.2%

[Anonymous No.56324407]

>>56323536
Any news that isn't 100% unambiguously bad is interpreted as bullish.

[Anonymous No.56324414]

>>56324401
Do bears ever cum?

[Anonymous No.56324416]

>>56323735
falling for bayhorse scam=retarded

[Anonymous No.56324432]

EH halted until Friday pending major news. It looks like China is gonna make history with the first flying taxi...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324431]

Shit's about to get good. Hell's Army just flagged for PVP.

[Anonymous No.56324436]

>>56324414
I'm not a bear. I'm just asking you. You gave a conflicting answer.

[Anonymous No.56324441]

>>56324436
No I have you a realistic answer instead of a retarded “I can see the future” bearnigger answer.

[Anonymous No.56324443]

>>56324208
Most people don't know the relationship between fire and oxygen

[Anonymous No.56324456]

>>56324441
And how would "maga nuts support it"? How would we know if they were?

[Anonymous No.56324457]

>>56324342
We’re already in a recession. It’s just hidden through lag affect inflation and underemployment. Fed isn’t done tightening either simply due to M2. Just DCA index funds in low amounts while shorting the financial sector

[Anonymous No.56324484]

Which stocks is the market overly scared of at the moment? Food, retail... anything else?

[Anonymous No.56324490]

>>56324457
>already in a recession
agree but gov can't admit it while we are in it

[Anonymous No.56324488]

Oil's up I guess, but it's not that much up. Iran needs to get nuked or something.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324498]

>>56324457
we're not in a recession, we are currently in the greatest economy all time thanks to Bidenomics and the honorable Jerome Powell.

[Anonymous No.56324502]

I've bought things you people wouldn't believe.

[Anonymous No.56324510]

>>56324083
You know too much, we're coming after you next anon

[Anonymous No.56324522]

>>56324327
>BOCA RATON, Fla., September 28, 2023--(BUSINESS WIRE)--The GEO Group, Inc. (NYSE: GEO) ("GEO" or the "Company") published today the Company’s fifth annual Human Rights and Environmental, Social & Governance (ESG) report. The report includes enhanced disclosures related to our Board oversight of human rights and ESG matters, employee diversity and training programs, corporate governance, and environmental sustainability...
no thanks

[Anonymous No.56324562]

FRIEEEZAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56324614]

This short squeeze is the most conspicuously ludicrously shitcoiny thing that has ever happened on the stock market.

[Anonymous No.56324618]

>>56324484
REITs. I’ve been buying O like a man possessed.

[Anonymous No.56324630]

I wanna buy DFEN but it's already up 11%

[Anonymous No.56324639]

Should I just go all in on AMZN and delete my account?

[Anonymous No.56324647]

We will giga dump in the final hour of trading.

[Anonymous No.56324662]

>>56324647
It's already forming up for it

[Anonymous No.56324667]

I hope ya'll realise the profits you're making are coming with a human cost.

[Anonymous No.56324672]

>>56324647
so go all in on puts in the final hour? i have some losses i need to recoup

[Anonymous No.56324675]

4400 ?

I want to believe

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324714]

>>56324667
Not just any lives, those were israeli lives. The filthy sand nigger scum who did this deserve everything coming to them. #I'mWithIsrael

[Anonymous No.56324716]

>>56324675
by eow

[Anonymous No.56324720]

>last week
Temperature in the 80s
>this week
Temperature in the 60s
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.56324730]

>>56324618
Great answer. That's right, "commercial real estate" is such a scary word these days.

[Anonymous No.56324739]

OH HERE WE GO

[Anonymous No.56324755]

>>56324720
It's still in the 90s by me.
>>56324219
I'm enjoying all major mainstream news channels literally calling Israel "the good guys".

[Anonymous No.56324764]

Oooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.56324766]

HO LEE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56324767]

>ctrl + F
>uranium 1/1
Glad those insufferable fags are out, next to go are bears fucking insufferable shits.

[Anonymous No.56324772]

>>56323536
jesus christ, i would ban all zoomer white girls from my kitchen

[Anonymous No.56324773]

i have reverse SAD so i hate those hot days

[Anonymous No.56324778]

>betting against america

[Anonymous No.56324781]

>>56324767
I’m glad smiggers are finally coming back into reason. Shit was getting really weird here for a while

[Anonymous No.56324784]

>>56324522
Anon, that's the obligatory knee-bending before they're absolutely showered in Bidenbux. The man's panicking and trying to tidy up the illegal problem temporarily during the election.

[Anonymous No.56324788]

..........and just like THAT

[Anonymous No.56324793]

>Value stocks cratering
>Mega caps still holding on
Something is fucky here.
>>56324772
They are really only good for baking sugary shit. No sharp objects and no open flames in that regard.

[Anonymous No.56324797]

>>56324767
+160% since march get fucked

[Anonymous No.56324800]

>>56324714
And remember, 1 Israeli life is equivalent to 34 Americans.

[Anonymous No.56324802]

Let's just live in a world where 10% of the population is glowies and then it's fine for them all to just lie to everyone else about how the world works, and the running tacit excuse will always be "national" security.
We can just literally turn into china and say it's because "national security" except in our country it's fine to make it tacit because the secret police will just harass you and fuck your life up if you complain.
Let's just have that plan. Let's just have a stock market that only exists for the sole purpose of buttfucking everyone into "productivity" (except for actual banks and wall street) and then the running excuse will that glowies are cute for making everything a practical joke because national security or some shit. That would be so altruistic and democratic.

[Anonymous No.56324806]

>>56324797
Based Borshoff poster, but at least you're not being an insufferable fag about it.

[Anonymous No.56324811]

>>56324502
Did semiconductor stocks glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate?

[Anonymous No.56324810]

It would be so hard to figure out why the 10% most enthusiastic bootlickers would let that happen, like how on earth do they benefit from a plan where only their wellbeing matters and they get to lie to everyone else

[Anonymous No.56324820]

Suffered my first cave in to FOMO today. I’ve been eyeing RTX since the mid 80s and today I finally FOMOd in. Even took UNH off of my recurring basket trade and replaced with Raytheon.

[Anonymous No.56324823]

when is jabil finally gonna go down???
its getting rediculous

[Anonymous No.56324824]

I don't know how it's possible that someone can shill in favor of this way of doing things and still sleep at night unless they are literally, irl -- and I mean this -- a fascist.

[Anonymous No.56324830]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324833]

>>56324767
I disagree, the next thing we need to do is get these antisemitic pieces of shit out of here. /smg/ supports Israel 100%.

[Anonymous No.56324835]

Yup it looks like nothing can stop this rally.....

Bears they DED.... THEY DED..

My breath smells like vanilla, my body odor is a strong pheromone that brings all the luck to my yard. All dem girls just want my milkshake.

[Anonymous No.56324839]

Guys, O is currently the buying opportunity of the year. Do a quick financial analysis.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324842]

>>56324800
or 57 american bipocs

[Anonymous No.56324847]

>>56324842

[Anonymous No.56324849]

I got next bake

[Anonymous No.56324851]

Damn my TQQQ calls be pumping again

[Anonymous No.56324853]

>>56324502
Poat more seinfeld ai
>>56324755
Put george in this
I am not trading today.

[Anonymous No.56324856]

>>56324847
Yes, but how many Walmarts?

[Anonymous No.56324859]

This market is fake and gay
And I'm wildly homosex

[Anonymous No.56324865]

>>56324835
im a bear.
but im mostly cash so i cant be liquidated
after your rebound is over its gonna crash hard

[Anonymous No.56324866]

Some of yall hate money kek

[Anonymous No.56324867]

We live in a completely immoral shithole that is worse than China. Our government is less ethical, has less integrity, and is more autocratic than the Chinese government -- literally -- and then it tries to hide it, so we get secret police on top of that.
And then part of the secret police's job is to go around silencing anyone who complains about what a fucked up, immoral, autocratic system they're imposing.
It is the most fucked up and immoral possible way to conduct a society, and I basically just live in a modernized North Korea.

Anyone who supports this way of doing things is a full-blown, autocratic "let's just have a command economy" fascist.

[Anonymous No.56324868]

>>56324441
Well?

[Anonymous No.56324869]

WOW THIS IS IT
I THINK IT IS
IT'S GONNA BE
IT'S HAPPENING
THE BIG ONE

[Anonymous No.56324871]

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[Anonymous No.56324872]

>>56324839
year is almost over and i don't see this turning around anytime soon. just accept your loss fren

[Anonymous No.56324878]

>try to tell you today ends up +2%
>you dont listen

[Anonymous No.56324879]

I'll be real with you I'm nervous about my gains today.

[Anonymous No.56324890]

[Anonymous No.56324894]

If you're an ordinary retail trader participating in this short squeeze, congratulations.

If you're a glowie or an institutional trader participating in this short squeeze, you are scum of the fucking Earth.

[Anonymous No.56324899]

>>56324823
I see what you mean. That's an impressive chart.
They've been investing $1B per year in capex and operating income has been steadily increasing. So I guess it's justified?

[Anonymous No.56324900]

>>56324878
it wont finish +2% tho

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56324901]

>>56324847
well a bipoc is only worth 3/5s of a white american so there's that

[Anonymous No.56324902]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56324906]

>>56324900
Fafo

[Anonymous No.56324909]

>>56323950
I already got SQQQ - which in hindsight was a dumb move.
>>56324853
Sure thing.

[Anonymous No.56324910]

>>56324899
i didnt do much Research on it just looked at the technicals

[Anonymous No.56324914]

does anyone know anything about this shitco?

[Anonymous No.56324916]

[Anonymous No.56324920]

Doomers btfo again

[Anonymous No.56324921]

>>56324824
well i want most people to die and so the more people become dependent on the society around them, and the less they can escape each other and defend themselves, the more people will die in an actual crisis.

[Anonymous No.56324926]

>>56324872
I bought last week though

[Anonymous No.56324933]

>Bears had a massive rally down from 4600 to 4200
>Surprised we start pumping from the bottom
Broooooooos, come on. The bearish trend ended on Friday which is kind of obvious. I hope you bought because we are entering stratosphere.
Even the Dow which was super bearish has turned neutral.
Have a Lum, on me

[Anonymous No.56324937]

How is there no flight to safety, there's a new war on

[Anonymous No.56324940]

Which one of you fags sold me his Citi shares at the bottom?

[Anonymous No.56324947]

lors thoughts on DFEN Oct 20 .05 20$ calls?

[Anonymous No.56324950]

>>56324933
we didn't get to 4200 though, there's no technical indication of a bottom yet

[Anonymous No.56324954]

>>56324767
lul big green bar. bear market rally confirmed.

[Anonymous No.56324960]

>>56324916
this is 50% of /smg/ but without the girl

[Anonymous No.56324961]

>>56324954
Two more weeks.

[Anonymous No.56324973]

>>56324806
thanks. once it was in motion there was no stopping it but to be clear I sold whether or not I got shook or not im not even worried it was such a good play. I will forever talk shit to anit nuclear power fags though

[Anonymous No.56324974]

REMINDER:

there is no resistance now until 4600 sp500 and 36000 dow

[Anonymous No.56324975]

>>56324937
Because wars happen regularly there. It's normal.

There's huge buying of defense and energy stocks today. Doesn't that seem shortsighted? Too obvious?

[Anonymous No.56324979]

>>56324950
NASDAQ was never bearish. S&P and Dow are neutral-to-ok with one big green candle away from running away again. This is the most volatile month of the year and we have a very bullish invasion going on right now.
Oil is stabilizing and is cheap anyway (adjusted for inflation).
I don't know man, I sure as hell wouldn't be shorting now just because the market can wildly fugg you up now

[Anonymous No.56324984]

Where TF were you when you knew you had bought the TLT bottom?!?!

[Anonymous No.56324994]

>>56324984
i was losing 5k on 0DTE spy puts

[Anonymous No.56324996]

>Jews stir some shit
>Everything rebounds hard
lmao

[Anonymous No.56325004]

It's over.

[Anonymous No.56325005]

You are literally immoral if you are causing this to happen for political reasons or benefiting from insider knowledge that this was likely to occur.

[Anonymous No.56325006]

This isn't even fair to the Bobos...
but that's ok

[Anonymous No.56325009]

>>56324973
+160% is really nice grants on that. I'm pro nuclear just uranium shills are usually insufferable and clueless fags. I also made ~70% ok KAP.

[Anonymous No.56325015]

>quad stream of gaza getting bombed on one monitor
>watching spy pumpon other monitor
i have become the jew

[Anonymous No.56325016]

I'm not a fucking "Bobo" you glowfaggot piece of shit. I'm just some guy who thought it would be possible to daytrade in a market economy that set up a stock exchange for people to daytrade on.

[Anonymous No.56325017]

>>56324996
We warned you about Sukkot dawg.

[Anonymous No.56325023]

>>56325005
I "knew" TLT had bottomed, so I slurped. Not my fault you aren't following God's plan.

[Anonymous No.56325024]

the squeeze was in the room with us all along...

[Anonymous No.56325028]

>>56324974
thats straight up wrong

[Anonymous No.56325029]

The military industrial complex is a churning anons. We will have green portfolios as the earth runs red with blood.

[Anonymous No.56325032]

>>56324984
I still have no idea which bizraeli/s sold me their VGLT at the 53$. I guess they're ashamed to admit it. Anyway I ain't complaining. Thank you for your service!

[Anonymous No.56325035]

Maybe the definition of a "bobo" is just someone who didn't realize glowfaggots and billionaires would all team up to turn the U.S. economy into a giant casino where they're the house.

[Anonymous No.56325041]

this market is fucking schizophrenic

[Anonymous No.56325047]

>>56325037
>>56325037
>>56325037

[Anonymous No.56325048]

>>56323582
that's an R not an N. A cursive N looks like a regular M and a cursive M is just austistic looking.

[Anonymous No.56325051]

>>56325047
you're early

[Anonymous No.56325052]

"schizophrenic" is an interesting way to term "openly a big fucking scam designed to enable banks to shit on people like us"

[Anonymous No.56325056]

>>56324937
>new war
My guy the desert Jews have been at almost constant war with all their neighbors since Israel was created 70 years ago.

[Anonymous No.56325068]

>>56325051
Baked

[Anonymous No.56325073]

>>56325051
They fear the free Palestine op pic

[Anonymous No.56325077]

>>56325028
How much are you down bobo? Close your short you could end up suicidal

[Anonymous No.56325158]

>>56324443
Most people don't know that meat comes from animals. They think it just spawns in the grocery. Same with thinking chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

[Anonymous No.56325219]

>>56325004
>attack israel
>get retaliated on
>now wants peace
These sand niggers are seriously funny. They go on and start shit but can't back it up.

[Anonymous No.56325222]

>>56325009
>~70% ok KAP.
well done. and yeah they the hypers are annoying I dont even bother with the reports calls just read them afterward. it is cool that these companies are so small though ive gotten responses back from a real person when asking questions before. also I bet there are still fukashima dip holders almost feel bad for them but I can see why they wont stfu about it in the past 3 years

[Anonymous No.56325313]

>>56325041
>it's not me it's everyone else

[Anonymous No.56325957]

>>56324155
This image makes no sense. Crabs are their own faction and the most superior one.