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56285481 No.56285481 [Reply] [Original]

You have 1 year to make a $1m from $5000 otherwise you and your family are killed.

How do you do it?

>> No.56285501

>>56285481
Buy $20 knee pads and suck 999,980 dicks for $1 each. gg faggot.

>> No.56285546

>>56285501
Why would I come to you when your mother does it for free?

>> No.56285594

>>56285481
Buy 5k worth of coke. Cut it w baby powder and vitamin b. Harshly. Distribute it to a conjoined twin with one nose and two pussies for running track a little at a time. Let her keep a little in the form kf RNDR then rob and kill her for it at the end of the year.

>> No.56286301

Options into a cannabis stock and hope for the best

>> No.56286325

Start by spending $1000 to get a conference room and catering for a day, so you can discuss the options.

>> No.56286339

>>56285481
I would buy a rifle for $800 and spend the rest on ammo to make mine and my family's final stand. The state will not force me to become nigger.

>> No.56286349
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56286349

get sex changes and become muslim. eat bacon and now salad. order drugs off SILKROAD in 2011

>> No.56286372

>>56286339
Murder is nigger behavior

>> No.56286390

Private money lending for small businesses, leverage through a PE LP and keep finding deals.

>> No.56286429

>>56286372
yes that's why he'd buy the rifle to defend his family from the niggers who have threatened to murder him

>> No.56286443
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56286443

>>56285481
I think shitcoins & praying or actual lottery tickets are your only options here

>> No.56286451

>>56286372
Self defense is not murder or a nigger virtue.

>> No.56286506

>>56286429
>>56286451
Doesn't matter, you should try accepting your enemies and forgiving them for the issues they have fallen into that brought them to here. Straight nigger-tier behavior to commit any criminal action regardless of circumstances.

>> No.56286517

You can see this in 2 ways, get 999.5k or 200x ur money. desu if it was a random npc chosen, 50/50 they own an apt/house which they can sell for 300-500 or 800+ right off the bat, and then just 2x or dual income for the rest of the year.
Now if u had to do this fr, well I'll let someone else dream up how to make 999.5k/200x.

>> No.56286533

>>56285481
Buy 652 Chainlink and wait for 1KEOY

>> No.56286831

>>56285594
Never use baby powder. Use inositol and acetone and rerock the shit in the oven and freezer back and forth till it hardens

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56287544

>>56285481
5% interest in US Bonds

>> No.56287576

>>56286506
>defending yourself from people attempting to kill you is criminal action
post nose

>> No.56287602

>>56285546
Because if his family dies you'll no longer get free head, fuck you're a dumb cunt.