/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56238077]

Another Round Edition

>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
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http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
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>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
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https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56238093]

I'm cashing out and buying 3 Bitcoin

[Anonymous No.56238106]

Gentlemen. Good evening. I trust you are all well positioned for the fine market we have ongoing at this time.

[Anonymous No.56238109]

octobear beckons

[Anonymous No.56238119]

>>56238106
5 months ago, I bought a SPY put spread for $350 with max payoff of $2600 at 240. Otherwise I have 92 WMT, 240 silver, and $18k bonds

[Anonymous No.56238160]

i think dividends SUCK!

[Anonymous No.56238184]

OIL

[Anonymous No.56238291]

we just hit the weekend
the market is dumping
if it don't recover
i'm thinking of jumping

[Anonymous No.56238302]

>>56238291
slurptober is here

[Anonymous No.56238317]

I'm starting to agree, what's the point of "passive income" earning you 5% a year when you can make 5% in less than an hour trading ETFs

[Anonymous No.56238318]

has anyone watched reddit: the movie?

[Anonymous No.56238320]

>>56238302
>there are who dont enjoy the complex blend of dr pepper

[Anonymous No.56238323]

>The number of bankruptcies in the US recorded year-over-year have increased for 13 straight months, per MarketWatch.

>Americans filed more than 39,000 bankruptcy cases in August, an 18% increase from the same point last year.

How bullish is this bros?

[Anonymous No.56238326]

>>56238318
Looking at that cast alone I can't imagine wanting to watch anything less

[Anonymous No.56238327]

When Tel Aviv hours meet Beijing hours

[Anonymous No.56238330]

>>56238326
but it's now a major film

[Anonymous No.56238333]

>>56238291
till sukkot is done
i'll not buy a one
in the meantime i tarry
ur mom's muff is hairy

[Anonymous No.56238338]

the big short meets idiocracy for the zoomer generation

[Anonymous No.56238364]

>The percentage of American adults who always leave a tip is on the decline, per Bloomberg

kek its becoming more like either sink or swim for normies

[Anonymous No.56238479]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/markets/uranium-names-turn-lower-as-world-s-top-producer-plans-to-end-output-cuts/ar-AA1htasP

[Anonymous No.56238493]

>Credit card companies are racking up losses at the fastest pace in almost 30 years, outside of the Great Financial Crisis, according to Goldman Sachs.

Wonder what the long term effects of the credit card debt bubble popping will be? That shit is WAY over $1 trillion now...

[Anonymous No.56238513]

Performance Check-In
Excluding Retirement Accounts:
September: -$12k
Year-to-date: +$34k
Down from peak: $31K
Runway: 4y 10m (Sep change: -1m)

Including Retirement Accounts:
September: -$25k
Year-to-date: +$50k
Down from peak: $77K
Runway: 8y 3m (Sep change: -3m)

It's okay

[Anonymous No.56238535]

>>56238513
>runway
If Im retired Im not running lmao

[Anonymous No.56238564]

If dubs the market limits down at -20% on Monday.

[Anonymous No.56238568]

>>56238564
More like -0.1%

[Anonymous No.56238580]

too much bear exuberance in here. feels like oil. feels like uranium. idk bruh. you guys are really high on this mccarthy shut down.

[Anonymous No.56238582]

>>56238109
What is oct historically?

[Anonymous No.56238593]

>>56238513
I'm doing great in this second half of the year but it's still a ways away from making up for the catastrophic disaster trade I made in March.

[Anonymous No.56238600]

>>56238580
You're right, I'm sure it's nothing.

[Anonymous No.56238603]

>>56238580
Oh no, they are going to close mount rushmore and life will go on for the rest of the country.

[Anonymous No.56238604]

REMINDER NO BEAR MARKET HAS EVER ENDED PRIOR TO THE RECESSION BEGINNING

REMINDER NO BEAR MARKET HAS EVER ENDED PRIOR TO THE RECESSION BEGINNING

REMINDER NO BEAR MARKET HAS EVER ENDED PRIOR TO THE RECESSION BEGINNING

Do of this what you will.

[Anonymous No.56238670]

>>56238564
>the market plummets to -19.9% on open
>closes green

[Anonymous No.56238687]

>>56238564

[Anonymous No.56238735]

>>56238564
Gross

[Anonymous No.56238784]

If dubs, Janet Yellen calls for an emergency press conference where she waves her elderly jewish butthole around on live television. 10 year yields immediately shoot to 25%.

[Anonymous No.56238791]

>>56238784
reroll

[Anonymous No.56238832]

i'm super horny. if dubs i won't jack off for the third time today

[Anonymous No.56238841]

>>56238832
>Still no public porno stocks

[Anonymous No.56238847]

Friendly reminder to short on open and take profit once we reach 4200.

[Anonymous No.56238860]

>>56238847
I'll take profit at 1850 this Easter.

[Anonymous No.56238868]

Over the past few days an extra 5 bucks spontaneously appeared in my TD Ameritrade account.

[Anonymous No.56238870]

>>56238603
They close down national park maintenance and what else? A few government statistics? Everything else is counted as essential work and doesn’t really affect people as the roads are already full of potholes.

[Anonymous No.56238894]

>OP used this pic again
We are so fucking back bros.

[Anonymous No.56238913]

>>56238868
Inflation

[Anonymous No.56238927]

>>56238868
Biden Bucks

[Anonymous No.56239043]

>>56238318
seems too early to make this

[Anonymous No.56239187]

I need a semi-retarded play for 6-fig account to fomo into. Something different than bonds, uranium, oil trifecta. Any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.56239242]

>>56239187
SKYT

[Anonymous No.56239250]

>>56239187
gold bars

[Anonymous No.56239255]

good morning sirs have u heard of the bayhorse stock very GOOD prices GOOD stock

[Anonymous No.56239287]

>>56239242
Are you the original SKYT anon?

[Anonymous No.56239291]

>>56239287
No, i'm just a humble OIL and CUNNY shitposter

[Anonymous No.56239294]

>>56239255

[Anonymous No.56239367]

weekend again, I hate the grind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMZ0WifGTqA

[Anonymous No.56239552]

Dividends are your friends

[Anonymous No.56239611]

I have 100k in oil and uranium stocks will I make it?

[Anonymous No.56239619]

>>56239611
indubitably

[Anonymous No.56239664]

>>56239611
Depends, what will it take for you to ever sell? Will you sell around the top or will you wait to get rugged?

[Anonymous No.56239876]

>>56239552
Divifriends, if you will

[Anonymous No.56239945]

>>56239552
I cant wait to get my profits after 15-20 years of investing...

[Anonymous No.56239959]

>>56239945
>Dividend stocks won't make you capital gains.

[Anonymous No.56240038]

>>56238582
This time its different. Unironically new ATH by end of Ocobull

[Anonymous No.56240141]

>>56239959
>be my boomer dad
>I love these dividend yields!
>he reinvests all dividends
>principal shrinks
I told him, but why would he listen to me? I mean, I do get it. I am basically a load He blew at one point.

[Anonymous No.56240148]

>>56238318
just watch the netflix doku

[Anonymous No.56240156]

>>56240141
Obviously you don't buy a stock only for the dividend yield. Looking at the fundamentals is mandatory. Guess your dad doesn't do that.

[Anonymous No.56240183]

The markov chain bots really need to be shut down

[Anonymous No.56240202]

>>56240156
Just simplistic boomer mindset of
>dividend = good
>my dad taught me that
Yeah well his dad bought Walmart in the 80s and kept it so there was no way he could lose.

[Anonymous No.56240217]

>>56240202
Give him a break. Can't teach and old dog new tricks. Telling him I told you you should have done this or that when he's losing money will bitter your relationship.

[Sean of Advice No.56240299]

>>56238077
I got a good feeling about the future

[Anonymous No.56240363]

Another relaxing day. Under 14hrs till govt shutsdown! Handy clock on CNN lets you watch the time tick away. I'm sipping some coffee watching the spectacle tick tick away. https://www.cnn.com/

[Anonymous No.56240457]

It seems inevitable now of shutdown, only 14-15 hours left until deadline - not enough time - sides are too far apart - only thing that could save us is temporary stopgap funding for 1 month, but even this seems unlikely / failed yesterday already
Moody's warned on Monday that if it happens, there may be downgrades coming - right now Standard and Poor + Fitch have US debt downgraded, Moody's will be much more impactful than Fitch, and after Moody's downgrade, there will be no wishy-washy ambiguity for funds that have charter rules surrounding bond purchases
In other words, currently, some funds are able to dodge the Fitch/Standard and Poor's downgrades, as they can say they're following their charter and investing in Aaa debt rated by Moody's
after Moody's downgrade, they can no longer ignore Standard and Poor + Fitch, and will be forced to sell US Aa/AA+ debt
we are already in bond market meltdown - this will just add even more wood to the fire, if funds are forced to sell US debt to follow charter rules on only investing in Aaa/AAA debt
I don't see how this ends in any other way than bond yields surging higher, dollar surging higher in response, and as a result, stocks falling much lower

[Anonymous No.56240505]

>>56239187
>retarded
>fomo
98% low-cost mutual funds
2% rice & beans

[Anonymous No.56240515]

>>56239187
Cattle spreads (long Live Cattle, short Feeder Cattle)

[Anonymous No.56240518]

>>56240457
Its the final act.

[Anonymous No.56240525]

>https://tradingeconomics.com/country-list/rating
Why is Germany rated Aaa by Moody's?

[Anonymous No.56240537]

>>56240525
Because Germany despite its atrocious government destroying its industry for the USA and wef clowns has an extreme low debt to gdp ratio

[Anonymous No.56240592]

>>56238868
Reparations

[Anonymous No.56240598]

>>56238868
But they told me no refunds!

[Anonymous No.56240616]

Bears never cum

[Anonymous No.56240630]

>>56238160
I only buy SCHD and I am from the EU

[Anonymous No.56240652]

>>56240616
that says nothing. its just saying they are making a vote again only to have another impasse

[Anonymous No.56240656]

>>56240616
yes looks like its gonna be the shutdown?
so bears will cum?

[Anonymous No.56240660]

>>56240616
We'll see
Not trying to talk politics, only the way the politics impact the market (I don't give a fuck what anyone's personal political opinion is) - I don't see why Republican House/Senate will get the bill passed today. Strategically, government shutdown would ensure 2024 sweep - even if the shutdown only lasts 1 week. I don't see a sudden caving on the final day, when it is only benefitting their position
Every other government shutdown it was just political theater, with the deal already done. This is the first time since 2018 where it seems like it may actually happen, isn't theater, is just incompetence and not understanding how big of an impact this will have on markets
Timeline
>shutdown
>Moody's downgrades US debt
>bond yields surge to above 5% in only several days
>banks balance sheets blow out
>market meltdown
It can be avoided - but it isn't looking like it will
unironically the perfect storm chain of events (by design)
I hope that it is passed today, as if it isn't, there will be widespread suffering

[Anonymous No.56240665]

>>56240202
What are the tickers? Maybe they are just presently contracted but long term fine.
>>56240217
Great advice, this demonic shithole influences way too much self righteous expectation of and demand for excellence to perfection in all ways and none of us are able to uphold the idealistic projections. Everyone, without exception, is a fuckin' retard in at least some way or another. Mercy is the Way (to a point and depending). Count blessings rather than curses, and while you still have your dad, try to more see and appreciate his strengths rather than weaknesses (totally shit fuckin' dads notwithstanding). Faggots.

[Anonymous No.56240677]

>>56240652
>>56240656
>>56240660
Yall didn’t even look up the article. The democrats can sign a stopgap bill. McCarthy is a limp dick and he only fucked over conservatives, which was his main goal.

[Anonymous No.56240706]

>>56240677
it says that might take days
theres only 14 hrs

[Anonymous No.56240712]

>>56240706
And you guys expect the entire economy to crash when there’s a resolution that “could take days”.
Bears never cum.

[Anonymous No.56240718]

>>56240712
i think now we will be blood red on monday
vix 20+

[Anonymous No.56240720]

>>56240712
the market can drop on a literal hair trigger, see: 2020 crash

[Anonymous No.56240724]

smg is dead

[Anonymous No.56240728]

>>56240720
>entire world shutting down
>hair trigger

[Anonymous No.56240734]

>>56240728
Yes, governments shutting down can cause the markets to crash. I'm glad you're keeping up with this.

[Anonymous No.56240741]

if there is a chart for it or someone's talking about on xitter then it's already priced in right?

all these doomers who talk about credit events or financial crisis are just talking rubbish right.

since normies learned about dca'ing into index funds the market became up only.

the only exception to that are the generation black swan events like the scamdemic.

[Anonymous No.56240745]

>>56240734
The government never shut down. The 20 crash was a market faker event. Using privileged access to information to get liquidity and then the start of the bail out scam covered up by the fake news about the china flu

[Anonymous No.56240746]

>>56240677
>give away the only leverage you have
>HAHAHA!!! Learn2polotics next time, republicans
>>OMG!!!! Why is the debt becoming a bigger and bigger percentage of gdp???? WE CAN PRINT OUR WAY OUT, RIGHT??? RIGHT?????

[Anonymous No.56240762]

>>56240741
what i mean is public information does not give you an edge

either you're a wall street hedge fund insider or you just dca

[Anonymous No.56240765]

>>56240746
>>56240734
The government may shut down but it’ll be for a couple days. This is the biggest market crash that EVERYONE is expecting which means it isn’t going to happen. Bears. Never. Cum.

[Anonymous No.56240766]

Kek a lot can happen in 14 hrs. Hell my state legislature not long ago passed 200 bills in a span of a day. (both chambers). It's shocking what those fucks can do when they want to do it. (Never minding that uh they had 30 days total to do it)

[Anonymous No.56240774]

>>56240734
Restaurants, stores, offices, all of that shit shut down in 2020, not just the government, fucktard.

[Anonymous No.56240790]

>Costco selling gold

[Anonymous No.56240795]

>>56240774
The government never shut down in '20. It was the treasonous government engaging in a bail out scam with certain groups of the economy that shut everything else down

Holy fuck trying to rewrite history from 80 years ago is one thing, trying to rewrite history from 3 years ago is shizophrenic

[Anonymous No.56240798]

>>56240795
Exactly. And conservatives looted the US with PPP loans. Fucking thieves.

[Anonymous No.56240803]

>>56240798
Unity party. Trump got rail roaded by a cabal of bribed traitors from the administration that were supposed to give him correct information but chose to commit high treason for a pay check

[Anonymous No.56240814]

>>56238317
all else equal,
would you play a game where you get $200 when your call is correct and you lose $100 when your call is incorrect?
or would you play a game where you simply receive $52.50 every time the coin is tossed?

[Anonymous No.56240819]

>>56240665
Cheers.
>>56240790
It's over for bullion dealers.

[Anonymous No.56240820]

>>56240795
In 20, all around the world, stores, restaurants, offices, etc. shut down. Now it's *just the fuckin' government* in this *one fuckin' country*. Holy fuck this place is full of helmet heads.

[Anonymous No.56240826]

>>56240457
historically speaking government shutdowns have correlated with stocks going up though.

[Anonymous No.56240830]

>>56240820
>shutdown
>Moody's downgrades US debt
>bond yields surge to above 5% in only several days
>banks balance sheets blow out
>market meltdown

are you dull or what

[Anonymous No.56240832]

>>56240790
>costco gold is consistently sold out
bullish for gold

[Anonymous No.56240847]

>>56240457
Good. I want to see TMF/TLTfags suffer.

[Anonymous No.56240860]

>>56240820
Yes. Its a non event. The only one affected by this circus is the clowns themselves and maybe a few idiots that are holding the clown debt on leverage

[Anonymous No.56240861]

>>56238582
>What is oct historically?
>>56240038
>by end of
are you two retarded?

[Anonymous No.56240871]

>>56239945
>elon musk knows better than me what to do with every single incremental penny i own though TSLA equity at every single moment in time
you have already decided to lose and will come out of this game with nothing but the experience.

[Anonymous No.56240896]

>>56240830
I'm not in any way saying this can't trigger a market crash under the present PREXISTING COONDITIONS, I'm saying the 2020 shit was *far* fucking from "hair trigger" as was described >>56240720. The present markets with their PREXISTING COONDITIONS are indeed awaiting a hair trigger for a meltdown, but there's essentially zero comparison between the present and 2020, and 2020 was, again, *far* fucking from a "hair trigger". See, my nog minded frens? Lrn2words.

[Anonymous No.56240909]

>>56240202
>occidental petroleum yielded 7% on its old price and was thereafter priced at just under $10 in october 2020
>they have more fields than ever before and a whole new line of business being rolled out now
>and the debt didn't matter because the fed vanished it into thin air
all you had to do was pay attention. this is three years ago, not "1980." that's a cop-out, because you're a lazy fuck.
they paid 78-79 cents per quarter and all that's happened from then to now is they're set to revalue at $110/share then bring the entire dividend back, so you would have a potential 10x with $3.12-3.16 annually.
yield is a function of YOUR cost basis and a good cost basis is a function of the proper assessment of the fundamentals and of paying fucking attention to the world around you instead of going around saying "muh dividend lol."

[Anonymous No.56240912]

>>56240860
Under normal circumstances I would absolutely agree that it would be a non event, but not so when we are already under such a massive weight of PREXISTING COONDITIONS awaiting said "hair trigger". The bank shit a few moonths ago came real close.

[Anonymous No.56240916]

>>56240830
Yes it's an another scam. Attempt, but it's doubtful that it works out this time. I suppose that is one of the reasons Jamie warned that the final rate is going to be closer to 7%. The clowns expect their play leading to the governors and board members of the fed to give them some room with 0% and bailing them out. They might have miscalculated

If the governors and board on the other hand should collaborate in this transparent scam attempt, its time for civil war

[Anonymous No.56240923]

Any shitcos? Momentum shitcos? Scams?

[Anonymous No.56240926]

WBA will do a 100%

[Anonymous No.56240935]

>>56240909
this. I'm currently accoomolating ARC and CNRL for this very reason.

[Anonymous No.56240942]

>>56240912
If it's just a correction, so be it, the economy doesn't need a government, it works fine without a bunch of rent seekers filling their pockets and betraying the economic groups outside their incestuous degenerate circle and the sovereign. If moodys downgrades us debt, nothing really happens, it just forces the government, should it reopen, to go for austerity instead of pyramid scheming

[Anonymous No.56240971]

>>56240923
The entire stock market
and arguably all treasuries

[Anonymous No.56240987]

>>56240774
Still proves my point dumb nigger kike faggot shithead

[Anonymous No.56241022]

Wow holy shit the exact same thing that happened last year is happening now. September selloff for nothingburger reasons, bears get obnoxiously cocky, shorts at an all time high, suddenly there are faggots unironically freaking out about Government Shutdown Scare #529. Lmao. If you can't see what's coming you deserve to lose money.

[Anonymous No.56241038]

>>56241022
Check p/c ratio, shorts are not at (((ath)))

[Anonymous No.56241050]

>>56240518
I am ver excite

[Anonymous No.56241063]

>>56240987
No it doesn't in the least because the 2020 crash didn't happen from a hair trigger at all and there's also zero comparison between what happooned then and what's happooning now. The HRT is warping your mind. Now is more comparable to a blend of 2008 and 2001. 2020 does fit into the mix though because what happooned then injected a lot of still very much unresolved factors.

[Anonymous No.56241102]

>>56241063
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.56241106]

>>56241063
Are people also forgetting the 20ish million americans who didnt keep up with student loans? They are either going to wait the full year and get buried with interest rates resuming or they will be consuming less. Either way that will have an impact.

[Anonymous No.56241125]

>>56241106
A correction, nothing to worry about. The only ones that should be worried are the clowns, because they might end hanging from ropes

[Anonymous No.56241138]

>>56241125
nta but our gdp is almost entirely consumer spending so if we don't have these idiots consooooming it's going to stagnate

[Anonymous No.56241140]

>>56241038
good observation
the divergence between CPCI and CPC/CPCE is also interesting, pros buying index puts, while retail buys individual equity calls

[Anonymous No.56241142]

>>56241106
we inflated that away, it's the equivalent of 1970 pennies now

[Anonymous No.56241160]

>>56241142
Doesnt matter because wages havent kept up with said inflation so most will have fewer inflated dollars compared to inflated debt.

[Anonymous No.56241163]

>>56238479
Algorithm instasell ? Triggered by the release of the news report ?
Does this effect the long term
URANIUM BULL THESIS ?

>>56239611
>>56239619
KINGS

>>56239664
unironically this

[Anonymous No.56241165]

>>56241138
Yes. Stagflation, as it has been for 2 years, still nothing ever happens, just going back to equilibrium and the scam market dependent on socialist shit that was started in 2008 and artificially extended in 2015 and 2020 is coming to an end. The start of a new era, and if I get lucky, its an era where I stand in a crowd and smirk at socialists getting Ceausescued

[Anonymous No.56241185]

>>56241140
The put buying seems more of a hedge if you ask me

[Anonymous No.56241219]

>>56241140
>>56241185
Yeah those are interesting charts but I notice that the sharp upticks in institutional put buying have equally sharp downticks relatively quickly afterwards, and it looks like institutional traders are usually ahead of retail

[Anonymous No.56241262]

>>56241219
Contrary to the clowns in Washington and the behaviorised retail gamblers, fund managers and economic actors have of course an interest in keeping things stable, while the clowns get lead to the gallows and retail gamblers have to cut down on their third burger meal a day. That was an interesting thesis yesterday by an anon, that due to changes in informational distribution and the lessons by economic actors and the fed after 2008, isn't going to lead to a classic abc historic Elliott correction, but the reign of Hyper Snips we observe since late 2021

[Anonymous No.56241275]

Kek utility expenses for October (including 2 phones): $409.00. House payment every month: $400.00. Low col state.

[Anonymous No.56241291]

Bros I am ALL IN on TTOO.

[Anonymous No.56241293]

>>56241275
Wtf? I pay 19.99/month for an unlimited prepaid plan

[Anonymous No.56241299]

>>56241293
And utilities amount to a total, with phone to $80/month
>>56241275
Are you running a indoor grow operation with several 1000 watt hps bulbs

[Anonymous No.56241305]

>>56241291
What's with you crazy kids and this tattoo stock?

[Anonymous No.56241316]

I have a confession to make. I haven't bought anything since 2021. I just come here for socialization. I'm still writing off ~$30k of losses from gambing on meme stocks, options, and SPACs from the pandemic. Buying the dip but it keeps dipping for YEARS traumatized me so hard that I've been too afraid to buy anything again. I learned that the price can always go lower, lower than you even thought possible, then even lower than that. I've just been hoarding uninvested cash in my Robinhood brokerage account earning the 4.9% interest and it's been pretty comfy. I'm back up to about $30k of cash and no debt. But I know if I buy something now it'll trigger the 2023 HyperCrash and 30-year Long Depression.

[Anonymous No.56241332]

>>56241038
>>56241140
Yeah they will fear monger on Monday and let the maga terrorists buy puts hoping to cash out destroying the economy (lol work that one out). Then they will sign the bill and your puts will evaporate.

[Anonymous No.56241336]

>>56241102
It's regarding the conditions of market crashing, dilate.
>>56241106
Oh indeed it will have an impact. They will no longer have anywhere near as much "expendable" income to put into coonsoomer discretionary shit, and that even includes pulling whatever they have left out of cryptoshit btw. Not to mention just their own personal ramifications which will drag on them for decades to come in various ways. Of course, student debt is nothing new. The only thing new was them getting a break for a few years and getting used ot it thinking it was going to be the new reality, and then hinging on the Bidenomics promise of forgiveness which got rugged. But the underlying thing, that's the way it's been for a long time and has no bearing on them being retarded enough to have believed it was going to evaporate. They should have been saving those payments all that time.

[Anonymous No.56241339]

>>56241332
>Maga
Holy fuck, you bastards really really really got fucked in the head. You are the idiots, not the trump cult and independent

[Anonymous No.56241356]

>>56241316
>Buying the dip but it keeps dipping for YEARS traumatized me so hard that I've been too afraid to buy anything again
Very understandable.
>I've just been hoarding uninvested cash in my Robinhood brokerage account earning the 4.9% interest and it's been pretty comfy.
Very fuckin' wise.
>I'm back up to about $30k of cash and no debt.
kick ass, BLESSED, healing.
>But I know if I buy something now
Yep, just listen carefully to what you know, wait patiently, watch carefully, only move when you can clearly see exactly what you're looking for. The markets are a machine which transfers wealth from the impatient to the patient.

[Anonymous No.56241362]

Anytime you feel sad about your degainz or anything in general pertaining to financial matters, just remember that there is still a BBB&Y general...
Also, technically all the indices are now in a downtrend which means we are probably gonna violently correct later next week. I myself am gonna stock up on some fine stocks like Texas Instruments (trading at very low P/E levels right now) and some other ones. Always remember bros, this is a buy the dip market

[Anonymous No.56241364]

anyone else in long term splits

[Anonymous No.56241371]

>>56241336
Nigger by classic metrics the market is likely not going to crash. 3600 possible, 1800 only if something really breaks, and due to lessons learned in 2008 and the changed informational distribution channels, it might not happen. No classic ABC, but Hyper crab half a decade flat correction. A heaven for swing traders and hedging bear cats playing mid to long term games

[Anonymous No.56241381]

>>56241362
>19.08
>very low

[Anonymous No.56241395]

Where's the bottom?

[Anonymous No.56241400]

>>56241371
>crab half a decade
Yep, I can see that being very *possible*. Perhaps not *likely*, but certainly possible. I think *one* factor that could contribute to that possibility is the INVOOSTERS who get shook out due to sudden losses and get spooked enough to not have nearly so many retards just all piling in like STOOKS are shitcoins. But, they *are* fuckin' RETARDS so maybe they will keep playin' anyway.

[Anonymous No.56241406]

>>56241395
October last year, nigger.

[Anonymous No.56241422]

>he still thinks the market cant crash

[Anonymous No.56241430]

>>56241400
Gambling addiction is a hell of a drug

[Anonymous No.56241462]

>>56241430
Agreed, the markets are the only casino that's legal in every state!

[Anonymous No.56241469]

>>56241406
I mean the next bottom

[Anonymous No.56241475]

>>56241430
>0 day options are now half the entire trading on the market
this has to have negative effects

[Anonymous No.56241498]

>>56241475
Half of the *options* trading, not trading as a whole.

[Anonymous No.56241508]

>>56241462
Yeah, but that's why it works and why there is not going to be a 1929/2008 style correction, unless something really really breaks. The gamblers are the fuel that keep the Crab reigning instead of the Grizzly or the beefsteak on legs stealing the show. As long as they keep gambling, nothing ever happens as they serve as liquidity and if they should stop gambling, the market is just professionals that learned their lessons and are keeping their field stable

[Anonymous No.56241518]

>>56241475
No, only positive, market fakers with privileged access to information, be it because of corruption or knowledge can use the 0dte gamblers as a feeder

[Anonymous No.56241538]

Sell oil it's going to go down to $75-$80 over the next 4-6 weeks. Also sell uranium, it's going to consolidate.

[Anonymous No.56241540]

>>56241498
not options trades surpassed normal share trading back in 2020

[Anonymous No.56241580]

>>56241262
Yeah I genuinely think we're in a new age of finance. Fiat dollar + global reserve dollar + high speed AI based insider trading + insatiable human desire to get richer means we're going to jerk around through all time highs until something completely insane happens like an asteroid hitting the planet

[Anonymous No.56241598]

/smg/ bros i just dared to open my folio. i lost 4k in my boomer portfolio. how do i cope?
will bullchads be back in october now? i cant live with this red shit and losses

[Anonymous No.56241600]

>>56241142
damn what a pic to wake up to

[Anonymous No.56241604]

>>56241540
I can't find the stats on that but am interested in seeing it.

[Anonymous No.56241616]

>>56241580
>AI
You are such a retard. Machine learning has buttfuck nothing to do with it. Scrapping through apis and automatization algorithm is nothing new. This is lesson learned and sociological manipulation, not (((tech))). Btw, the next era, tech won't be a growth fielr, Fagman was a bubble dependent on stupid market participants on the level of boomers that didn't understood that they were scammed by shit sales pitches about da future

[Anonymous No.56241619]

Also, how are you enjoying your day /smg/? For me, it's time for a little day drinking outside.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uv7Fpo727U

[Anonymous No.56241642]

>>56241616
Wow Dunning-Kruger much? Lmao

[Anonymous No.56241651]

Do you think stocks can go up anymore or only down?

[Anonymous No.56241654]

>>56241642
Are you like 12 parrot? There is no growth to be squeezed out of the tech scam.

[Anonymous No.56241662]

>>56241651
REMINDER NEVER IN HISTORY HAS A BEAR MARKET ENDED PRIOR TO THE RECESSION ENDING

REMINDER NEVER IN HISTORY HAS A BEAR MARKET ENDED PRIOR TO THE RECESSION ENDING

REMINDER NEVER IN HISTORY HAS A BEAR MARKET ENDED PRIOR TO THE RECESSION ENDING

[Anonymous No.56241668]

>>56241619
i slept like shit because after a stressful week i got stuck in shitty commute for hours which was the last straw

my folio is 100k deep but how will that ever save me from wagecucking? i am a six figure income wagecuck but still the bitch of the corporation

gaining 7-11% to my stocks won't change this ever, so i'm stuck wagecucking into eternity and the 100k equity is basically completely meaningless, if i had just 10k it would make no difference whatsoever

also tfw no gf, this hits worse than anything else, idk what it is i get likes on dating sites but literally no dates and no dates elsewhere

also weekend nothing to do so you drift into morose thoughts like that. everything is pointless i have no friends anymore life just completely sucks

...so yeah my day isn't the best tbqh senpai

[Anonymous No.56241671]

>>56241619
what kind of weapon is this supposed to be?

[Anonymous No.56241674]

>>56241654
You're the guy who was saying "no one needs a fucking car lol I have a perfectly good horse!" in 1920

[Anonymous No.56241675]

>>56241651
The stock market is a function of the money supply because all excess money eventually ends up invested.

[Anonymous No.56241676]

>>56241619
backtesting a breakout strat with an initial caffeine buzz. later its poker with frens
>jacobfuckingjones
love that little guy like you wouldnt believe

[Anonymous No.56241678]

>>56241616
What do you think the next high-growth segment(s) are or will be?

Personally I see a future that is increasingly devoid of human interaction, thought, and presence, and relies increasingly more on technology to “progress”.

In the mid term though the play is going to continue to be shorting the market. I think people are grossly underestimating what high interest rates are going to do to the US. Taxes have to rise to service our debt but that’s not politically palatable so inflation has to follow. This will result in any real asset producing outsized returns. Commodities, energy, real estate, etc.

[Anonymous No.56241694]

>>56241678
>Taxes have to rise to service our debt
Christ, imagine actually thinking that the US owes a debt to anyone

[Anonymous No.56241703]

>>56241671
Portable Directed Jammer, Anti-Drone device.

[Anonymous No.56241713]

>>56241674
>False equivalences
You are the perfect example of what I have been saying in this thread. You are a behaviorised parrot with no original thought doing what is expected from him. Keep buying and gambling on repackaged html, databases and script language papers, that haven't created much growth outside of being gambling vehicles

[Anonymous No.56241716]

>>56241678
>What do you think the next high-growth segment(s) are or will be?
Commodities. Energy and mining development. Utility infrastructure growth. Nuclear plants, gas plants, wind installations, solar installations, yes even coal power plants in certain parts of the world. More mining and drilling for the raw materials to supply said developments.

[Anonymous No.56241733]

>>56241703
thanks Socrates

[Anonymous No.56241747]

>>56241694
So you either think they’re going to inflate away the debt, default, or take out more debt to pay the existing debt? I don’t think you’ve thought this out

[Anonymous No.56241769]

>>56241678
Tech, as in html, databases and script language is squeezed out, social media is dying because it got run into ground by advertisers and bot operators and losing customers.
Other tech, who knows, it won't be the bullshit language automatization neither industry automatization - Paco and Juan, as Ranjeet and Kumar are still the most effective and are going to keep being the most effective even in 30 years.
I have no idea what the next "growth" sector is - there is non on the horizon as far as I see.

On the theme of how to service the debt, I think there is a global political solution, replacing Saudis with Ivans after the latter made the experience how it is to call the chinese "allies", having dumped shit on their markets and having their forex reserves flooded with shitcoins getting devalued.

[Anonymous No.56241781]

>>56241668
I feel you bro. I'm not in much of a better situation, six figure folio don't mean jack. Grab yourself your favorite alcoholic beverage and treat yourself to some outdoors day drinking. Learn to enjoy the small things in life is what I say.

[Anonymous No.56241797]

>>56241713
Are you that autistic fucking German that was freaking out about "reactionary"??

>>56241747
When have they not inflated away the debt in your lifetime?

[Anonymous No.56241800]

>>56241716
For what? Ohhhh are you one of the toy car retards?

[Anonymous No.56241807]

I never know what to do on the weekends anymore. Years of wagecucking numbed me down.
I just took a walk in the forest but where I live you can't even properly hike.
I hope I'm not getting depressed again

[Anonymous No.56241809]

Going to KR and WEN
don't wait up

[Anonymous No.56241821]

>>56241781
amen to that. meh, usually it's not as bad. gotta make plans for the weekend is all

[Anonymous No.56241825]

>>56241797
Are you the retard that went batshit getting told that reactionary doesn't mean somebody reacting to something

Confirmed mind of a 12 year old parrot

[Anonymous No.56241826]

>>56241809
wendys has a new frosty

[Anonymous No.56241830]

>>56241807
>I never know what to do on the weekends anymore.
feelers get in here
need friends or a gf for that. doing shit alone just sucks

[Anonymous No.56241851]

>>56241807
I feel the same way, everyday feels like I'm an outside observer looking in. Like I'm a shell or a zombie or something I don't know. There is no enjoyment in anything, no meaning.

[Anonymous No.56241885]

>not looking for and counting your blessings rather than dwelling on your curses
RETARDS

[Anonymous No.56241899]

>>56241885
can't spell trader without retard

[Anonymous No.56241910]

>>56241809
only an american would ever go to the supermarket and a fast food restaurant at the same time

[Anonymous No.56241921]

>>56241899
CHECKED
and this is great info, I'd never nooticed.

[Anonymous No.56241928]

>>56241910
>would
*could

[Anonymous No.56241929]

>>56241910
Other counties have fast food IN the supermarket

[Anonymous No.56241934]

>>56241797
>>56241747
isnt inflation how monetary policy handles this anyway? Even if they raise interest rates and bring down inflation, things dont ever go negative and the money doesnt come back from circulation.
seems like just another cycle and the next one with be even larger because, well, it has to be. theres more money supply.
>tech will never innovate again
please stop with this meme. I get that carpentry and welding never really evolves but its not the same

[Anonymous No.56241941]

>>56241826
Yeah, I went recently. I didn't try the new Frosty though, I just got a chocolate one cause I'm boring

[Anonymous No.56241942]

>>56241929
I'm not saying that other countries don't have people that are too stupid to make their own sandwich but taking the time to visit another venue for a sandwich is very american

[Anonymous No.56241944]

>>56241910
It's important not to shop on an empty stomach anon

[Anonymous No.56241955]

>>56240847
Peak Jennifer Connelly years. I read that nigger monkey that was in this movie bit her finger off. Stupid nigger monkeys defacing my waifu.

[Anonymous No.56241958]

>>56241944
Ok that is a good point. I hate eating outside so I didn't consider that.

[Anonymous No.56241969]

>>56241934
>things dont ever go negative
What is deflationary pressure
>money doesnt come back from circulation.
What is a fiat currency

[Anonymous No.56241976]

>>56241944
My bad I should have known that fast food restaurants are a popular hangout spot for you n...normies

[Anonymous No.56241977]

>>56241825
Just use a trip so I can filter your legitimately schizoid bullshit

>>56241934
That's too much logic for /smg/ anon, careful

[Anonymous No.56241996]

Hodl the line fellow hoomers.

[Anonymous No.56241997]

>>56241977
Full of hopium, full of cope full of thoughts that aren't his own. You sir are a golem, in the most litteral sense

[Anonymous No.56242001]

>>56241934
>>56241977
>zoomers don't know deflation exists

[Anonymous No.56242007]

>>56241969
>>56241977
well, lets look at all the inflation in history and see where we are on the graph. you know, the one that /pol/ loves to share
>>56242001
>not understanding that a temporary negative % doesnt mean that prices effectively went down from the previous year or even over a long term time period
fuck man are all of you retards

[Anonymous No.56242012]

>>56242001
Can you blame them, they got propagandized their entire life and never learned to think for themselves
The only good thing, them being golems might be the thing that keeps things stable

[Anonymous No.56242015]

[Anonymous No.56242020]

>>56241996
reddit meme but what you can learn from it is how long it would actually take to for high rates to affect the housing market. I mean when will she have to refinance? In 4 years? Nothing is going to happen.
You heard it here first.

[Anonymous No.56242027]

>>56242007
Inflation is not just monetary. You got fucked in the brain by (modern) monetarist theory

[Anonymous No.56242029]

>>56242007
>not understanding that a temporary negative % doesnt mean that prices effectively went down from the previous year or even over a long term time period
thats LITERALLY how it fucking works you massive retard

[Anonymous No.56242057]

>>56241996
Timestamp or gtfo

[Anonymous No.56242060]

>>56242027
>modern monetarist theory
you mean the one thats running the world right now, and that you think you're so much smarter than because you're who exactly?
>>56242029
no it isnt you fucking retard. inflation % is relative to prior years.

[Anonymous No.56242080]

Something growing at a slower rate than it was growing before is still growing.

[Anonymous No.56242083]

>>56242060
>no it isnt you fucking retard. inflation % is relative to prior years.
yes anon and if inflation is negative that means it was deflation and prices went DOWN

[Anonymous No.56242093]

>>56242083
oh my god you absolute tard. Look at the chart >>56242015 you may have 1 or a couple consecutive periods of negative inflation but 99% of periods result in inflation. thats why theres a 2% goal of inflation built into american monetary policy. holy fuck.

[Anonymous No.56242103]

>>56242060
There are other factors to growth and degrowth. The most incremental being demand and a stable economic environment. Mmt is like an elephant sucking all day everyday on his own dick, never eating. A cult that that plays three monkeys and whose answer to their models failing has been for nearly 15 years an artificial inflation of population without considering the infrastructure or stability to not see their pyramid scheme crash

They are slowly but certainly going to be phased out, because their theories were bullcrap and they have become a serious problem for stability

[Anonymous No.56242115]

>back in my day a car was 2500$
yeah thats because of inflation. cars are not going back to 2500$. Houses are not going back to 80000$. You are retarded bears falling for fud.

[Anonymous No.56242117]

i have a dumb question about a market i dont trade. Is the price of natural gas (ng futures) so low because US doesnt want russia to profit off it so theyre keeping it low?

[Anonymous No.56242127]

>>56242115
Cultist, religious cultist repeating mantras
You better hope that the golems don't go bersek and accept eating shit

[Anonymous No.56242131]

>>56242117
maybe its because there are better alternatives coming. tick tock oil baggies. keep chasing that oil top
>>56242127
yeah im the cultist.

[Anonymous No.56242146]

>>56242117
It's American gas, as far as I know they don't export it much and they don't import so domestic supply and demand is what matters. Note how contracts that expire in winter are a dollar higher though.

[Anonymous No.56242151]

>>56242131
Yes you are the religious cultist who seems to think that everything can be broken down to currency. That's retardation on the level of a marxist

[Anonymous No.56242171]

>>56242093
>chart completely ignores the great depression where we had a decade of falling prices

[Anonymous No.56242172]

>>56242115
When I turned 16 you could buy a brand new Toyota truck for $5000. I am all too aware that we will never see anything even close to that again until it's Mad Max times and you can just grab whatever you can find and fight for.

[Anonymous No.56242187]

I've given up.

[Anonymous No.56242198]

>>56242172
If economic and social stability keep declining, or the fed taking its mandate serious you might get your Toyota truck again for 5k or lower

[Anonymous No.56242201]

>>56242171
>the great depression was using modern monetary policy
>>56242151
>talks about golems
>calls me a religious cultist
buddy im talking about currency, you're the one here talking politics and polcel shit.

[Anonymous No.56242207]

>>56242146
every other gas ticker i check is in a bear market tho. it seems to be international supply and demand and russia is the biggest producer so why is price so low

[Anonymous No.56242222]

>>56242201
Politics and economics are tied to the hip. It takes both to understand the great picture and make informed assessment about possible future outcomes. And this has nothing to do with your boogeyman you cultist - but keep being the golem, as said you being behaviorised parrots with 0 original thought is the only thing that might keep things stable during the transition into a new era

[Anonymous No.56242246]

>>56242222
there's a difference between what you polcel retards talk and politics. you guys go way overboard into fearmongering and absolute unreality.
the reality is that we may go through a small decline period and that leads to people working harder and innovating. its all a cycle.
but to you, its the fall of the roman empire. its so fucking tiring. this isnt fucking 100ad

[Anonymous No.56242268]

>>56242207
Demand obviously. Its an El Niño year, means unusual hot winter, on top of reduced energy demand from industry due to a deflationary deathspiral in china and Germany getting de-industrialized by a communist cult of wef failures that are looking to stabilize the US by exploiting the low debt to gdp ratio in Germany and forcing the Germs to take on more debt

[Anonymous No.56242291]

>>56242246
>Its all a cycle
>Trust the plan
I can only repeat myself, you got brainwashed, you are a parrot with 0 original thought a mental slave and as long as you stay that way and a majority of people stay that way, the transition from the failed models and theories of the past 80 years could work out stable

I'm not fearmongering I'm just being realistic and considering that if you golems snap out of your programming shit could get chaotic and not proceed smooth

[Anonymous No.56242317]

>>56242201
anon things go in cycles but its clear you're going to have to learn this the hard way

[Anonymous No.56242325]

>>56242117
It started going up when Russia started playing games with the pipelines claiming they were just doing maintenance. Then the pipelines blew and it went way the fuck up. The EU starting having to buy shitloads from the US in anticipation of Winter in addition to the general uncertainty considering so much industry depends on NATGAS, but it wound up being the most mild winter since the 1800s so it got injected into a massive storage glut. The US has a pretty good sized storage build too so it's going to take a good bit of demand to rebalance everything. It will naturally rebalance slowly regardless, hence the projections for 2024 being about $1 more on average than 2023 has been so far. BUT, there's also the fact that China has been buying up shitloads of future delivery while it's been low. I suspect that prices have indeed had some downward pressure from some powerful groups so as to encourage all that buying, and indeed I also suppose that there's a degree of undercutting Russian gas plays at work in the mix too.

[Anonymous No.56242329]

>futures
https://youtu.be/EygZ_bJ-rsY

[Anonymous No.56242352]

>>56242291
>Its all a cycle
>Trust the plan
thats fear mongering. calling people 'golems' that actually care about others and not just themselves is such egotistical bullshit. you are the mental slave out there thinking the entire world is evil and against you.
>>56242317
>you're going to have to learn this the hard way
see theres more of that fearmongering bullshit. are you telling me the USA is going to dissolve tomorrow? No, then shut the fuck up. we will continue to go through cycles and there is a much higher chance that we get out of it than we dont. just stop.
the reason that the great depression lasted longer than ANY other period is because that was before modern economic theory (keynesian economics), not after.

[Anonymous No.56242360]

>>56242352
>see theres more of that fearmongering bullshit. are you telling me the USA is going to dissolve tomorrow? No, then shut the fuck up. we will continue to go through cycles and there is a much higher chance that we get out of it than we dont. just stop.
>the reason that the great depression lasted longer than ANY other period is because that was before modern economic theory (keynesian economics), not after.
anon by "learn the hard way" I mean you're going to crab sideways for 10+ years while everyone who knows better still makes gains

[Anonymous No.56242365]

https://oilprice.com/Latest-Energy-News/World-News/No-Energy-Transition-Unless-Tech-Can-Make-It-Cost-Competitive-BlackRock.html
> “We saw what happened with elevated energy prices just two years in Germany and in Europe. You can’t have a transition.” Fink argued that when energy prices go up, emerging nations use more coal—because “life is more important than the future.”

[Anonymous No.56242371]

>CNBC TOLD ME THE GOVERNMENT WILL SHUT DOWN!
>SELL YOUR FOOD AND BEVERAGE COMPANIES IT'S OVER!

[Anonymous No.56242372]

>>56242325
>>56242268
got it thanks

[Anonymous No.56242384]

>>56242360
see, thats a lot more inline with what i'm saying. its a cycle, not the end of the fucking united states. 'learn the hard way' is fearmongering. its like you think everybody expects 500% gains every year.
>>56242365
>Blackrock when they buy all the houses
nooooo those bastards
>blackrock when they say 'oil isnt close to topping'
:_)))))))
>dont buy bonds anon -larry fink

[Anonymous No.56242394]

>>56242007
I go out into the real world and see that prices aren't anywhere near where they were last year, and only a fool or shill would try to spin that as "inflation increasing"

[Anonymous No.56242405]

>>56242352
I don't think the world is evil, I don't even believe that something like good or evil exists, just individual rationality that can look from a victims perspective as evil. I know that humans are individuals caring for themselves the most but whose interests, preferences and affections can overlap of course enabling something like temporary cooperation. You on the other hand seems to be a brainwashed communist parrot who unironically believes in common consciousness, the pre-requisition for something like a "collective" to exist and like all cultist believers, you want everyone to be like you brainlet. That wont happen, you are always going to be someones sucker

[Anonymous No.56242407]

>>56242394
again, it sounds like you dont understand what you are saying. prices go up every year, that is what inflation is. that is inline with 2% inflation every year. What we have had is abnormal inflation, which is above 2%. Please pick up a book and stop thinking that everyone trying to reason with you is a shill.

[Anonymous No.56242419]

>Have 90 WMT
>Plan to sell CCs on them for an extra 1% per year
>Hmm not yet I'll wait
>2% fuck-you candle on Friday
>CC for 45d I would've wrote immediately lost 98% value
Oh well, next time.

[Anonymous No.56242420]

>>56242407
What?? Are you replying to the right person? I accept 2% inflation, in fact I accept higher inflation than that as long as my wages keep up. Imagine how stupid it would sound in 1920 to tell someone that the average US house price would be above $400,000

[Anonymous No.56242437]

>>56242405
>you want everyone to be like you brainlet
see you keep using attacks like these just because i guess we disagree that we have upcoming black monday event.
>>56242420
sorry I read it right but for some reason I thought you were the other anon. you're absolutely right.
Oil barons will pass around inflation adjusted oil charts and then say housing will go to 0 and SPX will go to 1200. its such cognitive dissonance.

[Anonymous No.56242448]

>>56242384
there are a ton of people, especially boomers, that are solely invested in the s&p 500 which I find insane

[Anonymous No.56242451]

>>56241899
never noticed either
Nice digits

[Anonymous No.56242474]

>>56242384
unironically don't buy bonds you fool.

[Anonymous No.56242475]

>>56242437
What has a possible liquidity hunt in the stock ponzi market and bond market to do with this? No I mean what I say, you cultists are fucking slaves and it is your religious believe that got planted in your brains by behaviorists that might keep things stable, if you keep behaving like you were programmed to behave and not certainly develop individual consciousness and think for yourself. Anyway, you low level golems are proselytizers so stop trying to do missionary work for your cult

[Anonymous No.56242490]

>>56242448
well, they are into safe investments. even in a 10 year crab cycle the S&P will make gains, only a fool will tell you otherwise. people still want to invest in the US market, and any dips will only be temporary.
This is why companies have pushed for globalization and diversification of their revenue. another thing that conservatives seem to hate - inclusiveness.
but guess what - inclusiveness adds market share.
>inb4 muh jews n shit
>>56242474
yeah not yet, but you are a fool if you don't buy the dip. an absolute FOOL.
>>56242475
you are a fucking schizo and id be surprised if you arent a daydrinking boomer

[Anonymous No.56242526]

>>56242490
You got really well behaviorised by your priests, using all the pre-approved defense mantras. No, beside a Guinness or two on the weekend as part of a ritual I don't drink alcohol.

So do everyone a favor golem and keep believing and being a sucker

[Anonymous No.56242530]

>control + F
>behaviorised parrots
>golem
>cultists
>religious
>shill
moooooooods

[Anonymous No.56242536]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56242547]

>>56242530
You might want to go to your cults platforms instead of trying to do missionary work on one if the last free thinking communication platforms on the internet

[Anonymous No.56242549]

>In fact, there’s a good economic case to be made that a temporary burst of inflation was just what the doctor ordered.

[Anonymous No.56242561]

>>56242549
I worry that Krugman has gone too far.

[Anonymous No.56242565]

>>56242547
buddy you are the fucking shill here, samefaggign and ip switching. holy shit. are you the guy with infinite IP's?

>>56241713
>>56241654
>>56241616
>>56241262
>>56242222
>>56242012
>>56241969

[Anonymous No.56242574]

I'm switching to iPhone (ticker: AAPL) so women will have sex with me because of the blue bubbles.

[Anonymous No.56242582]

>>56242565
That's not same fagging, I just switched IP because I changed device - you might want to learn what terms mean before you parrot them
Also what am I shilling? Ideas? Dangerous ideas that collide with your believe system. Scary

[Anonymous No.56242585]

>>56242582
You're just not actually saying anything in any of your posts. You're just saying the exact same thing over and over trying to discredit actual valid things. its the pattern behavior of an actual shill that isnt aware of it. You are doing it for free.

[Anonymous No.56242597]

>>56242585
You don't know what a shill is. If you feel threatened by my speech, there is a simple solution for you, go back to redddddit

[Anonymous No.56242602]

This is the best /smg/ ever.

[Anonymous No.56242610]

>>56242597
>go back to redddddit
there it is, the famous polcel message
>verification not required

[Anonymous No.56242617]

>>56242602
It's only too bad that it's nearing its end of life...

[Anonymous No.56242636]

>>56242610
>More mantras
If you can't deal with thoughts and ideas that collide with your programming by your priests reddddit might be a better place for you instead of a barely moderated anonymous imageboard with people able to think for themselves instead of repeating cultist lies

[Anonymous No.56242642]

>>56242636
>he cant recognize that I just called out his own use of mantras
is this the fucking cowboy poster

[Anonymous No.56242654]

>>56242490
>just time the bottom bro!
any other stellar advice?

[Anonymous No.56242659]

>>56242642
>cowboy poster
Who? What?

[Anonymous No.56242675]

I use the 1 tick chart.

[Anonymous No.56242694]

Welp my brother is a married dude finally. He's the last of the family to do it. (Wife's got a brother that's still single but god he's such a fuck up I just don't see it happening with him unless the girl is just desperate as hell and has zero standards)

[Anonymous No.56242701]

>>56242654
I didnt say right now, but this is a dip and are you going to try to time it perfectly with your entire position? that isnt great advice. Appropriate investing advice is to scale in. and we just hit the first sign of resistance on the sell side, so its a good time to dip your toes in. at least in my opinion.

[Anonymous No.56242713]

>>56242701
Are you sure you aren't a shill?

[Anonymous No.56242726]

>>56242713
>gives moderate investment advice
>gets called a shill
meanwhile you think calling for doom and gloom is equally opposite and reasonable

[Anonymous No.56242738]

>>56242726
Yeah you are a shill. Forget reddddit, go back being ignored on your twitter account

[Anonymous No.56242741]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.56242749]

>>56242726
And please point out where I call doom? Sure I don't join in on your hippy trippy cult shit, but nowhere do I call doom

[Anonymous No.56242775]

>>56242694
How is your wife's brother a fuckup?

[Anonymous No.56242785]

>>56242659
The guy who avatarposts with 1950s cowboy TV show stills.

[Anonymous No.56242792]

>>56242785
>The guy
There's 2 of us who use "50's cowboys".

[Anonymous No.56242802]

>>56242785
Okay. No.
The zoomers itt really need to go back or lurk for 5 years and the advertising scum need to scram all together and be ignored on their advertising platforms like twitter, discord and YouTube

[Anonymous No.56242804]

>>56242792
and you're both annoying faggots

[Anonymous No.56242819]

>>56242804

[Anonymous No.56242822]

>>56242804
You do realize zoom zoom this an anon board, it is pointless and foolish trying to do demographic market analysis on anon

[Anonymous No.56242834]

>>56241619
I think I finally figured out a day trading strategy with positive expectancy. Gonna run some simulations. Also feeling cute so will probably watch some Linda Raschke youtube vids later and jerk it

[Anonymous No.56242836]

all of these posts but theres nothing there. just a guy whos saying ultimately nothing. No financial advice except a lot of buzzwords from pol. nothing of substance. He doesnt even understand inflation, which is basically an IQ filter.

yes, you are right, as a BUSINESS FORUM we need to take a stance on your retardation. We are here to make money and statistical likelihood of events happening. politics do have a play in that, but so does reality. now please stop posting so many god damn buzzwords.

I need a fucking WORDCLOUD for this thread.

[Anonymous No.56242841]

>>56242822
It's a board with a global rule against being an avatarposting faggot

[Anonymous No.56242843]

>>56242802
Did you really tell people to go back to lurking when you weren't aware of the cowboy posters?

[Anonymous No.56242846]

>>56242843
kek the irony wasnt lost on me im glad someone else recognized it

[Anonymous No.56242847]

>>56242836
>We are here to make money and statistical likelihood of events happening
lol. lmao

[Anonymous No.56242848]

>>56242836
Go back to your twitter account you retarded cultist shill scum
You can't play ((( community manager))) on an anonymous imageboard

[Anonymous No.56242858]

>>56242848
>You can't play ((( community manager))) on an anonymous imageboard
>Go back to your twitter account you retarded cultist shill scum

[Anonymous No.56242860]

>>56242843
You zoom zoom discord behaviorised retards really never got anon boards. Same to you fuck off and go play (((community manager))) im your shitcord

[Anonymous No.56242862]

>>56242841
there's a difference between posting a cowboy still with a post in a thread, vs every single post you make in the thread only having pictures of cowboys. the first is just being someone who likes cowboys and using cowboy reaction images, on an image board, the second is avatarfagging
for example, there is an anon here who spams the same picture of an african guy laughing in a boat as a reaction image whenever someone says something he finds funny
he is not avatarfagging to post this same image, thread after thread - he just has a very limited reaction image folder

[Anonymous No.56242881]

>>56242862
I don't need to be explained the distinction, the cowboy avatarfag is an avatarfag because he consistently posts various pictures of one guy as a reaction to everything, that's what avatarfagging is.

[Anonymous No.56242887]

>>56242804
One of them can get a little annoying at times, the other one isn't so bad, and I've had extended conversations with both. This is also 4chan and I happily have conversations with people I disagree with so I can better understand them and what they're thinking as that can be very valuable in many different ways and particularly for investing. Just troll people back when they're shitters to you instead of malding about it.

[Anonymous No.56242891]

>>56242881
No he isn't. You idiots are just parrots that don't understand the terms you parrot

[Anonymous No.56242895]

>>56242881
Stop it now!

[Anonymous No.56242899]

>>56242891
definitely cowboy poster, LMFAO

[Anonymous No.56242908]

[Anonymous No.56242911]

>>56242899
No. Go back to a platform with names, you are not cut out for anonymous imageboards you cultist brainwashed mongoloid "effective altruism" retard

[Anonymous No.56242925]

>>56242881
Woah, take her easy there Pilgrim
>see, it's funny, you should try it

[Anonymous No.56242935]

>>56242925
Holy based.

[Anonymous No.56242950]

>>56242841
Posting expressive images is not "avatarfagging", nor is simply using images that are not the same fucking shit that essentially "everyone" uses. I do not even have any images saved, I just use shit from the Bing Images Inspiration feed that suits what I'm saying, and it just so happens that MSFT knows I watch old cowboy shit. What kind of faggot goes on and on and on about the images that others enjoy using when they post here? Go mod your sub, hall monitor fuckin faggot.
RENT
FREE

[Anonymous No.56242954]

mood

[Anonymous No.56242964]

A new 4chan janitor was born today.

[Anonymous No.56242967]

>>56242950
A bunch of faggots that unironically try to conduct demographic analysis and proselytization for their retarded cult on an anonymous imageboard

[Anonymous No.56242969]

>>56242950
Oh, and I also use screencaps from shit I'm actually watching, so again not just repeats.

[Anonymous No.56242987]

I really don't even care if people do avatarpost as long as they're not a complete ass about it doing it every single post. Rocker does it until he gets a warning about it from the jannies and then knocks it off for a while and I'd say that's the line that if someone crosses they actually deserve a three-day timeout, continuing to do it past a warning.

[Anonymous No.56242992]

House just approved temporary funding solution until November
The theater is over
Possible relief rally Monday, depending - it is 1st day of new quarter, so might get funky

[Anonymous No.56242995]

Well I'm not baking.

[Anonymous No.56243002]

>>56242992
That was fast
Rip put buyers

[Anonymous No.56243017]

toldja faggots

[Anonymous No.56243026]

how much do you want to bet new bonds are part of the terms. crypto was pumping and now its dumping. lmfao.

[Anonymous No.56243031]

A GOVERNMENT DID NOT SHUT DOWN OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.56243033]

>>56243017
Get lost faggot cultist. You speculated like everyone else. That doesn't change that inflation is still an issue and that demand for discretionary is still bumpy as people having less disposable income

[Anonymous No.56243034]

>>56243031
pol was wrong. again. lmao.>>56238580

[Anonymous No.56243040]

>>56242992
>senate has to approve
>no aid for Ukraine

[Anonymous No.56243043]

>>56243033
no, I used a system of pattern recognition. YOU speculated at the bottom. retard.
>>56243026
>>56242384

[Anonymous No.56243046]

Baking
>>56243036
>>56243036
>>56243036
Baked

[Anonymous No.56243056]

i'm looking forward to seeing bears get penetrated with big green wick this monday morning

ngl after being a big bunch a pussies lately they deserved it

if you got calls i salute you

[Anonymous No.56243061]

>>56243043
No you speculated. You are no clairvoyant shizo, you are just a religious cultist that unironically trusts predators

[Anonymous No.56243074]

>>56242836
It's legitimately sad, but at least it's a fantastic bottom signal. This time last year it was the same repetitive ignorant shit.

[Anonymous No.56243472]

Imagine being such an infinite fucking faggot that you give any shit at all what pics Anons use on their posts, much less think about it so much you have to bring the shit up over and over and over. I use whatever the fuck pic I feel like using whenever the fuck I feel like using it and you can eat shit, seethe, and cope all you want while I live rent free in the depths of your faggot fucking soul.

[Anonymous No.56244173]

>>56242419
>Plan to sell CCs on them for an extra 1% per year
Never understood why people wnat to do this. Its a ton of risk and effort to only ick out an extra little bit of gain.