/smg/ stock market general

[Anonymous No.56231220]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56231230]

Is this the bounce?

[Anonymous No.56231235]

not like this...

[Anonymous No.56231236]

Oh yes the bear cope is right on schedule lmfao

"Why is this happening it's supposed to go down everything is shit!!!!!"

LMFAO

[Anonymous No.56231237]

We won't get any kind of move today, just the tightest trading range possible

[Anonymous No.56231239]

>>56231049
>late
>no nog ID
L A M E
A
M
E

[Anonymous No.56231243]

fake pump

[Anonymous No.56231247]

Inflation is still at historic level and growing- JUST NOT AS FAST ANYMORE!!! (jingles keys)

[Anonymous No.56231248]

bearniggers I TRIED TO TELL YOU
yall laughed at me

[Anonymous No.56231250]

I sold the exact bottom of september

[Anonymous No.56231255]

>>56231236
stupid faggot

[Anonymous No.56231259]

>I work in tech
its always the sign of the top. URANIUM NIGGERS YOU ARE NEXT

[Anonymous No.56231261]

Zoom out bullfaggots

[Anonymous No.56231267]

>>56231237
the move has been up all day. US just continues the EU trend for today.

[Anonymous No.56231275]

>>56231236
Clearly the market is cheering the death of Dianne Feinstein

[Anonymous No.56231280]

>>56231267
You say that but this market seems to want to sell every push up

[Anonymous No.56231289]

>>56231275
Don't play with my fucking emotions about good news like that anon, when I look it up it better be true.

[Anonymous No.56231292]

>>56231289
that isnt what is happening lol. look at that green dildo on QQQ

[Anonymous No.56231302]

>>56231275
>it's real
good fucking riddance

[Anonymous No.56231303]

>>56231275
>it's real
WOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56231310]

>>56231292
Yes it is

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56231313]

>>56231275
I'm just pissed off that this didn't lead to a Republican majority for 2 weeks while they searched for a suitable rubber stamp. If I had to place a bet, it would be they promote that Schiff head from the house to the senate then just get some generic female bipoc to take his seat.

[Anonymous No.56231315]

>small push up
>selloff engaged

[Anonymous No.56231316]

Feinstein is dead

[Anonymous No.56231324]

>>56231313
90 fucking year old. Holy fuck, talk about raping the nation to the very end.

[Anonymous No.56231326]

Bobo.. i'm prepared to offer of ceasefire

[Anonymous No.56231331]

>>56231315
and by "selloff" you mean another couple of -0.5% days next week.

[Anonymous No.56231336]

>>56231326

[Anonymous No.56231338]

>>56231326

[Anonymous No.56231341]

>>56231275
Lol. Rest in piss bitch.

[Anonymous No.56231348]

Ohshitimlate.crab.png

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56231357]

thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_liZYfXpKUU

[Anonymous No.56231358]

>>>/sci/15777777
Look at those repeating 7s. The subtle eveness of it. My god it even has bigotry

[Anonymous No.56231359]

What did Powell say yesterday?

[Anonymous No.56231367]

>>56231359
Pee pee poo poo buy warbonds for israel

[Anonymous No.56231368]

>>56231358
Go back

[Anonymous No.56231370]

Ummm i just found out about this US government shutdown thingy happening tomorrow and it looks pretty bad????

[Anonymous No.56231373]

>>56231359
He’s been playing guitar apparently

[Anonymous No.56231380]

>>56231359
Just talked about his favorite Grateful Dead soundboard recordings

[Anonymous No.56231383]

>>56231373
Learning ween songs through tabs is not "playing guitar".

[Anonymous No.56231387]

>>56231370
Why? This shit happens like once a year.

[Anonymous No.56231389]

Why in the god damn fuck does every fucking breakout get reversed? Why do these faggot boomers hate when the market moves?

[Anonymous No.56231393]

BTC rugging

[Anonymous No.56231395]

Am I retarded for thinking the dollar is going to strengthen even more here?

[Anonymous No.56231401]

>>56231383
I was being facetious

[Anonymous No.56231402]

>>56231383
I'm sure he figured out "Blarney Stone" by ear.

[Anonymous No.56231409]

Shitty fucking day. Underwater in SOXS and it shits the bed. Missed NIKE by ONE FUCKING BUSINESS DAY waiting on Fidelity interest on the cash I’m sitting on. Cannot believe it.

[Anonymous No.56231411]

>>56231370
It's not even in the equation desu it's just a distraction for normies.

Pending home sales -7.1% as of yesterday.

[Anonymous No.56231419]

>>56231402
Can't wait for him to just perform I'm Dancing in the Show Tonight instead of delivering his next speech

[Anonymous No.56231421]

>>56231387
>>56231411
But the thing is that the deadline is tomorrow and there's no deal at all?
Doesn't this make the shutdown imminent at this point? Or will someone bend the knee and sign it tomorrow at 11 pm or something?

[Anonymous No.56231428]

>>56231411
It sounds like If it does actually happen they'll shut SNAP off.

[Anonymous No.56231431]

>>56231409
>not just trading BOIL/KOLD/UNG while letting HOOD pay you 4.9% on your uninvoosted cash daily accrued/moonthly paid
What do you expect?

[Anonymous No.56231432]

TTOO LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56231435]

>>56231395
>Oil up.
>Foreigners need more dollars for oil.
>Dollar goes up.
>Foreigners need more of their currency units to buy a dollar. So they liquidate treasuries for dollars.
>Interest rates go up.
>Dollar goes up.
>Now foreigners need even more of their currency units to buy a dollar and oil so they front run the market selling treasuries and buying oil.
>Oil goes up.
>interest rates go up.
>Dollar goes up.
It's the petrodollar vicious cycle. Interest rates dollar and oil will rise till they crash the economy and we get a coof shutdown bank holidays and CBDCs or the fed will start build bonds to weaken the dollar.

[Anonymous No.56231439]

Gme baggies lost their minds and now have two threads, one with tranny dicks. Kek.

[Anonymous No.56231441]

made another test buy of 10 shares

[Anonymous No.56231444]

>>56231419
kek, *pictured*, complete with physical gestures.

[Anonymous No.56231446]

>>56231431
Why do you keep shilling this 5% interest shit? What's the fucking catch?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56231461]

>>56231421
They had no problem shutting down private businesses for covid. I think a government shutdown would be good to show these fucking public sector fuckers what it's like.

[Anonymous No.56231464]

>>56231421
We had a shutdown before and the world didn't end. Tbh imo they want to pull 1 out of their ass and resolve it before the last minute. Then we get a bump rally even tho home sales are as low as they were at the start of the pandemic. Idk when they will pull the trigger because catching retail off guard is the entire game.

[Anonymous No.56231476]

Finally got the move I wanted. I dunno why they had to make that so difficult

[Anonymous No.56231483]

>10 year yield 4.52 after confirmed DEflation in data and econ data that makes the GFC look like a garden variety recession

last time I ever believe bonds are "smart money". And to the people who thought yields would dump 6 months prior to a recession to be "early", LOL. We are literally in a recession and the 30 year is 4.6%. Growth down, inflation down, back end still up. Guess powell whipped the front end so hard retards just gave up on bonds and kept the whole curve up

[Anonymous No.56231485]

>>56231446
you pay taxes on the interest is the catch.

[Anonymous No.56231487]

>>56231464
The last shutdown was before the mass migration and normalization of looting and violence with BLM.

[Anonymous No.56231491]

WHAT WHAT WHAT AHEAT AEHT ATHLAKTDHDT DTT

[Anonymous No.56231493]

>>56231446
I'm not shilling anything, I'm telling you what I'm doing, and what I'm doing is the best thing to do so if you want to do the best thing then just do what I do. You are proclaiming the less than best thing to do that you are doing for all to see, and I'm just trying to help. Retard.

[Anonymous No.56231504]

STOP THE HEEM

[Anonymous No.56231509]

Crox brothers did you buy the dip?

[Anonymous No.56231512]

my new strat is i open 50$ positions on good looking stocks. then i just wait to see if it goes up to buy more.

[Anonymous No.56231516]

>>56231504
nasdaq is at 1.20% what is the heeming?

[Anonymous No.56231524]

>>56231509
I bought 150 shares yesterday. Very comfy

[Anonymous No.56231533]

>>56231516
It is bobo heem. The santa rally and the israel deal will kill all bobos

[Anonymous No.56231541]

>>56231512
>wait to see if it goes up to buy more
lmao, what could go wrong

[Anonymous No.56231555]

>bonds are up .8
>qqq is up .9
>oil is down
buy calls on qqq if you want to gamble

[Anonymous No.56231559]

>>56231541
well there is more criteria before i buy. i also can have looser stops so i can watch it move more without gettin stopped.

[Anonymous No.56231563]

>TTOO
Oh yeah Sepsis I’m gonna fuck you harder

[Anonymous No.56231566]

i lost 22$ on TTOO so please dont post about it. it triggers me.

[Anonymous No.56231568]

Is now the time to sell SOXL if I’m in the green

[Anonymous No.56231570]

>>56231395
>>56231435
That was a pretty healthy looking bounce off 106 right when I posted
Any idea what level it breaks everything

[Anonymous No.56231577]

Wow that NKE trade from yesterday did *not* work out the way I hoped.

[Anonymous No.56231582]

>>56231220
is there a way to bypass the seeking alpha paywall?
spoonfeed plox

[Anonymous No.56231583]

Guess who's back
Back again
Mumu's back
Tell a friend
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back

[Anonymous No.56231595]

>>56231509
>>56231524
the price touched the 200ma and jumped up. thats a bullish sign. if it doestn violate it anymore then its good to buy.

[Anonymous No.56231604]

>>56231570
No idea. My guess is an ATH in oil and 7% interest rates kill the economy.

[Anonymous No.56231627]

Were we goin today ?

[Skeleton In The Closet Inspector No.56231629]

Click. Clack. NVOS.
Lol.

Skeletons.

Hiding.

In The. Closet.

> NVOS is a shady looking company that used to be on the OTC exchange and uplisted to the Nasdaq in 2021.

>After the market closed on 9/28/23, NVOS released a PR that states (pic rel):

>One Billion Dollar Collateral Transfer Through Blacksheep Trust

>When we saw this, we asked the question, what is Blacksheep Trust? The only info that NVOS provides in its filing on the deal is:
The company doesn’t even provide an email. Why isn’t NVOS providing more information on this company that they felt OK with putting out a flashy PR? Isn’t NVOS doing any due diligence on who they partner with?
We checked John Baron’s LinkedIn, and we found this (haven't provided pic)
Source: Linkedin

>OK, interesting. So we just know the guy is the Chairman of Blacksheep Trust and is from Toronto, there’s no more info on what he has done.


Okay I'm too lazy to copy paste the rest but damn, we're seeing a lil scam unfold
However, after a Google search on Mr. Baron, we found this article!

[Anonymous No.56231646]

i saw a finance magazine at the store for 30 eurobux.

[Anonymous No.56231658]

should I buy more O and VNQ?

[Anonymous No.56231671]

>>56231563
That's what we call a short covering rally. It will lure in more TTOO baggies

[Anonymous No.56231688]

Well looks like the TTOO robots are up and about.

[Anonymous No.56231689]

>>56231431
I’m over $1,000 underwater in BOIL. I bought it at $6 a share, motherfucker. Stop posting those gay cowboys and stop shilling the worst financial play in existence.

[Anonymous No.56231746]

We go up on no news.

[Anonymous No.56231750]

>>56231689
I bought some at over $6 per share but sold any rallies I could get even if it was at a loss (selling at less of a loss is better than holding at more of a loss). Then I bought lower and sold at higher and made back what I had lost and lots more. It's a money machine but you have to lrn2operate it.

[Anonymous No.56231762]

what are updated odds on govt shutdown

[Anonymous No.56231770]

>>56231762
100%
Total Nigger Death.

[Anonymous No.56231775]

>>56231750
Things that never happened.

[Anonymous No.56231783]

>>56231770
God I hope so. Every time they capitulate biden turns around and throws more billions at ukraine.

[Anonymous No.56231784]

>>56231746
The news is OIL TOPPED

[Anonymous No.56231788]

>>56231689
>>56231750
Oh, another thing I did back then was buy more down lower, *then* sell whatever rally that came, which further mitigated the original loss. And sometimes I'd just cut a loss outright before it got worse. You really just have to try to keep the pulse and strategize accordingly. Anyway, at that time (back when it was in the 6s) I was a total noob at it and had no idea how fucked it was about to get (it wound up going into the 2s then pulling back up to the 3s before reverse splitting to the 60s for those watching at home).

[Anonymous No.56231794]

>>56231784
How? Oil has not even begun.

[Anonymous No.56231801]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.56231802]

>>56231627
gap fill

[Anonymous No.56231804]

>>56231775
Things that absolutely did indeed happen, tardofag. I would show you if HOOD history showed farther back than the revsplit.

[Anonymous No.56231812]

>>56231689
KEK!

[Anonymous No.56231824]

>no mentions of QQQY or JEPY
>paid a 67.55% and 55.17% monthly distribution, respectively
/smg/ pls

[Anonymous No.56231834]

>>56231775
Hell, even BOIL KANG came back from a ban back then and said anyone that didn't sell on the little mini rallies it would have on the way down was a retard. He was also the one who advised "averaging down" on it, which I still make heavy use of.

[Anonymous No.56231842]

do not respond to tripfags / avifags

[Anonymous No.56231855]

>>56231842
What happens if I do.

[Anonymous No.56231863]

>>56231855
I fuck your bussy

[Anonymous No.56231867]

>>56231855
Your 4chan experience will be subtly degraded which is pretty bad because 4chan is already terrible.

[Anonymous No.56231868]

Buy QLD

[Anonymous No.56231869]

>>56231855
It would be very painful.

[Anonymous No.56231878]

Is it time to go long white women buying buying pseudospiritual sentence plaques to hang on the walls of the apartment they live in alone yet?

[Anonymous No.56231880]

>>56231855
ur mom will shave her muff

[Anonymous No.56231885]

>>56231867
I've been on 4channel for literally over a decade now and I still don't understand what avifag / avatarfagging is. Is it just when someone keeps posting pictures next to their shitty blogposts to let everyone know that it's them. so like a gayer, more effeminate version of tripfagging?

I always thought this was an anime thing (don't want anime)

[Anonymous No.56231888]

>>56231582
12ft dot io forward slash the link you want to fuck

[Anonymous No.56231899]

>>56231878
My white ex girlfriend was unironically into Wiccanism and all that stuff so she and her friend would buy a TON of stuff from Etsy for their "altar".

Also I've bought my mom gifts from Etsy, they have good stuff. I'd long Etsy if the financials weren't a bit toppy

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56231901]

I fucked up. Gookfu's pissed off at me because I got drunk and forgot it's Chuseok. Are there any stocks for this situation?

[Anonymous No.56231912]

>>56231888
checked and based

[Anonymous No.56231914]

>>56231899
They have nice softcore porn too for women’s lingerie

[Anonymous No.56231922]

>>56231899
>>56231878
They have psudospiritual stuff for men too. I know people who buy it.
It's probably one of the better AMZN competitors.

[Anonymous No.56231925]

>>56231901
No go long wheat futures and take delivery to make things right with her.

[Anonymous No.56231932]

>>56231914
For me, it's masturbating to try-on hauls.

[Anonymous No.56231941]

>>56231922
>They have psudospiritual stuff for men too. I know people who buy it.
Okay so Joe Rogan merch. Elk jerky and liver pills. A cornucopia of literature about the testosterone-related benefits of cold showers.

An entire support program dedicated to nofap.

Is this what you mean by pseudospiritual stuff for men?

[Anonymous No.56231955]

>>56231941
I was thinking more like this: https://www.etsy.com/market/momento_mori

[Anonymous No.56231961]

>>56231922
I was considering buying Etsy in June 2021
I had hunches I didn’t play on nvda and crowdstrike that turned out to be the bottom and now Etsy is the ticker that’s making me think

[Anonymous No.56231962]

>>56231888
thank you senpai

[Anonymous No.56231972]

>AQB under $0.25
How the mighty memes have fallen

[Anonymous No.56231977]

>>56231932
I cannot stress enough how based this post is. Fucking hot and they play it up because they know you’re getting off

[Anonymous No.56231987]

>>56231972
we will rise again, like the mighty salmon of old

[Anonymous No.56231990]

>>56231955
Could you imagine meeting some chud who unironically wears pic related, and he tells you he got it from ETSY

[Anonymous No.56231996]

I'm just putting all my money into SCHD now.

[Anonymous No.56232000]

>>56231977
Are there any good try on hauls girls you reccomend

[Anonymous No.56232005]

>>56231990
I think the kind of people who do that tend to be the less self aware "normie" types rather than the "chud" types.

[Anonymous No.56232012]

>>56231990
>Wearing a memento mori necklace instead of having a human skull in your room.

[Anonymous No.56232013]

>>56232005
This is exactly what a 4channeler would say with no experience with irl normies. You would only find some edgy chud wearing a fucking MEMENTO MORI necklace, a literal conservative school shooter type. 4channelers will deny this because...well....this is who they are.

[Anonymous No.56232027]

Can you recommend some tickers to me /smg/? Stuff that I don't own yet please.

[Anonymous No.56232039]

>>56232013
idk, maybe my whole town is full of "chuds" then. I couldn't imagine living around actual "normies." That sounds awful.

[Anonymous No.56232043]

>>56232027
NTR

[Anonymous No.56232048]

>>56232027
>Gamestop.
Yeah I'm not recommending you shit.

[Anonymous No.56232050]

>>56231250
You shouldn't be trading if you're not as experienced as Jim Cramer.

[Anonymous No.56232052]

>>56232027
Don't spread yourself too thin.

[Anonymous No.56232063]

>>56232048
It's a trophy position

[Anonymous No.56232078]

>>56232000
Checked
I just porn hub it, but if you mean on Etsy something like cupless bra
There was one OF chick who’s content I ripped that did micro bikini hauls, she was a never nude though

[Anonymous No.56232080]

AHHH MY NUTS ARE BEING SHORT SQUEEZED

[Anonymous No.56232084]

>>56232043
Looks nice, I'm worried about jews pushing anti-nitrogen agenda, but I'll add it. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.56232086]

I will tell you guys a little a secret.
I have no fucking idea how I'm supposed to trade stocks, so I only trade commodities.
>rsi that
>yoy this
>muh ETFS
I'm fucking retarded so I have no idea how you guys come up with plans. Like how do you decide that yup it's time buy?
Any websites I should check out if I want to learn about this?
Investopedia is a cool website, but I'm either retarded or it's not well organized so I have to search for *thing* and can't just find *thing*. So if I have zero knowledge about *thing* I won't even find a page about it.
Btw total MNDY love, love those guys. Bought leveraged stocks ASAP after their earnings just when the markets opened for a sweet +40%. Did that twice this year so that +80% thanks to them. But apart from that I have no idea how to trade stonks.
Suck my cock btw or love you guys, idk.

[Anonymous No.56232088]

>>56232063
Based dump on the GME baggies.
PBR
EC
PKN
CRK
JD
BABA

[Anonymous No.56232095]

/HE bros...

[Anonymous No.56232096]

Have uranium bros admitted their bubble peaked yet?

[Anonymous No.56232114]

>>56231359
He promised to taper lynchings

[Anonymous No.56232121]

>>56232096
>Have uranium bros admitted their bubble peaked yet?
Probably not, honestly. Several of their favorite picks are still quite high.
I got laughed at for buying puts on CCJ, several days ago. We'll see who's left with bags..

[Anonymous No.56232122]

>>56232052
Stop doing what everyone else does

>>56232088
oh PBR actually went up since April. I was hesitant, but I remember the butthurt here about people even mentioning it lol

[Anonymous No.56232134]

>>56232095
lean hogs getting absolutely heemed

[Anonymous No.56232137]

>>56232122
>oh PBR actually went up since April.
Yeah it was down because of politics not valuation. Like JD and BABA and other chink stocks atm.

[Anonymous No.56232157]

>>56232122
PBR is a brainlet filter. They see high dividend and assume it has to be a scam. They'll never dig further, instead choosing to invent arguments for why it can't be worth holding.

>>56232137
JD and BABA are nothing like PBR. Where are the capital returns?

[Anonymous No.56232169]

>>56232157
Orlen might have troubles btw. They are using up strategic reserves in Poland to sell fuel under market value currently for political reasons. UE is starting asking questions too. Might be a good play still (in one year nobody will remember about this shit)

[Anonymous No.56232170]

>>56232137
>JD and BABA are nothing like PBR
No shit mate. Companies are still growing and trading at like 5 EV to earnings JD has a 2% dividend but they're spending a lot on CAPEX to build up their logistical network. and BABA is buying back stock.

[Anonymous No.56232171]

>>56232157

>>56232137
>trusting dirty hue monkeys

[Anonymous No.56232179]

The more I learn about doing fundamental analysis the less I feel I understand it.

[Anonymous No.56232183]

>>56232169
was meant for >>56232137

[Anonymous No.56232192]

uh mumus? I tought we wuz moonin and shiet today

[Anonymous No.56232194]

>>56232179

>fundamental analysis
>2023

what the FUCK are you doing

[Anonymous No.56232199]

>>56232095
>lean hogs
Looks like it's time for the McRib to come back.

[Anonymous No.56232213]

>Silver & Gold
What the hell happened? That entire upward swing completely eviscerated. What happened? Silver fell off the cliff.
Interesting how the market behaves as of late

[Anonymous No.56232212]

>>56232179
Why bother with fundamentals when you can just ape into a jeet pump and dump shilled here?

[Anonymous No.56232214]

>>56232169
Orlen is doing fine half year P/E is 5 at <0.5 P/B, yes their upstream income is getting cucked for political reasons but they're making it up on the GAS storage and distribution sector.

[Anonymous No.56232218]

>>56232194
I thought I was investing.

[Anonymous No.56232236]

>>56232213
Higher for longer
The question now is how is the bond market going to react to the us taxp... I mean the treasury buying back bonds in January, playing japanese ass curver control

[Anonymous No.56232243]

>>56232179
I learned that fundamental analysis is a scam:
>you will never understand the business that you're analyzing - most of us don't have enough knowledge and experience
>you will never analyze the finances - company you're analyzing has whole team of accountants to deal with this shit. Your 10 minutes reasearch won't comprehend it
>you're analyzing based on public data, which is the tip of the iceberg
>you have no clue what competition is doing. You can research it, but let's be honest, we are all clueless
>You're forecasts are as accurate as an one-eyed down syndrom child trying to throw a dart at a fly from 100 meters away
It's all gambling. Regarless of the method you choose to pick stocks, it's just a cope. I just pick stuff based on gut feeling and I'm doing fine.

Also reminder, Peter Lynch had a portfolio with 1400 companies in it. As long as you throw darts at actual companies, not vaporware, you should be able to pick enough winners to make your portfolio profitable.

[Anonymous No.56232261]

>>56232171
I trust the founder he has $1B invested.
>>56232213
Yeah paper market.

[Anonymous No.56232267]

I SAID STOP THE HEEM AND YOU DIDN'T STOPPED

[Anonymous No.56232273]

Idk what to do besides sit in mm fund I lack the conviction to do anything
I’m too pessimistic to go long and too stupid to go short. I am never going to NGMI

[Anonymous No.56232278]

>>56232243
That makes me feel better.

[Anonymous No.56232281]

>>56232095
>tfw all-in on lean hogs and rough rice

[Anonymous No.56232283]

Just short netflix /smg/

[Anonymous No.56232298]

>>56232170
I don't think they're terrible ideas, but they're not insanely cheap yet. They just look cheap on relative value basis vs US competitors.

[Anonymous No.56232302]

>>56232273
I'm in money markets and BKLN and shit's comfy

[Anonymous No.56232304]

>>56232283
Last year I bought them after I heard some propaganda that they were quitting the woke stuff and made a bit off the pump (which I sold.) Maybe I should play with it again.

[Anonymous No.56232323]

>>56232218
If you want to think of yourself as an investor, you have to be willing to never sell.
Otherwise you're just renting.

[Anonymous No.56232324]

>>56232088
Finished going through this, pretty nice recommendations. Thanks mate.

[Anonymous No.56232331]

>>56232298
I mean they're value plays at this point it's not even about the growth even though they're growing. Maybe they get cheaper maybe they don't if they do I'll buy more.

[Anonymous No.56232343]

>>56232324
Cheers.

[Anonymous No.56232346]

we better not v bottom here

[Anonymous No.56232347]

>>56232323
One of my accounts I pretty much just buy and hold ETFs and the other one I gamble on options with. The ETF one I try to do the "inverter" thing with.

[Anonymous No.56232390]

>>56232179
Just focus on the basics anon. It takes a real special company to go bankrupt with no debt. High profit margins mean they can charge whatever they want for their product. Consistently increasing revenues means they're growing. Try to keep the P/E equal or less to expected yearly growth. Read a couple news stories and a couple earnings calls so you know what's going on lately.

You don't need to be a business god, just improve your odds a little. A few hours of research can separate "underpriced" from "about to go bankrupt" or pick a few good companies out of the competition in a sector you're interested in. Beating the S&P by just 1 point a year can really add up.

[Anonymous No.56232401]

I wonder what the next delusional euphoric sentiment will be...
>the FED has gotten the message
>the printers will start running soon
>the pivot is in arms reach

...all of this of course after a normal 8% correction off of a 32% up move...

[Anonymous No.56232432]

>>56232390
>It takes a real special company to go bankrupt with no debt
Some of these companies have a ton of debt though. Then their asset column is full of weird stuff like "good will." How do you cover debt with "good will?"

[Anonymous No.56232443]

>>56232401
Yet average P/E is stagnant compared to 2020. Just a hint: inflation affects everything, including stock market.

[Anonymous No.56232452]

>>56232401

we already know what it is; yields are going down

Happens every recession. There is always one more huge lower high rally as yields come down (because recession). This year it'll be a euphoric "santa rally" to 455 or something

[Anonymous No.56232457]

>/gme/ thread moving faster than all of /smg/
it's over

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56232466]

>>56232452
So what you're saying is we're still going to have a Santa Cruz Rally, and that it has already started?

[Anonymous No.56232468]

>>56232432
>Some of these companies have a ton of debt though.
Yeah check out western tobacco companies
BTI, PM, MO, UVV, and IMB they all are running into big debt problems and passive/divvie investors will get heemed because they'll have to refinance at 10% cut dividends and or dilute.
And now compare them to Japan tobacco clean balance sheet growing revenue and income stable dividends almost no debt. keep an eye on these tobacco companies when they correct because of dividend cuts or debt issues and management becomes unemployed. Might be a good buy at that point.

[Anonymous No.56232478]

>>56231435
>petrodollar
we don't use that word around here

[Anonymous No.56232493]

>>56232432
Goodwill is basically what they premium for an asset on the book during and acquisition. If I have an asset on my book valued at 100$ and you pay 150$ to acquire it you need to add the goodwill section to your balance sheet and put 50$ on it. Goodwill is an accounting term just remove it from NAV.

[Anonymous No.56232496]

>>56232466
Depends on the October/November Halloween earnings. If they are shit, and looking at disposable income, they might be, mid October to January might be hyper bear crap - then the bond buyback play happens.

[Anonymous No.56232500]

>>56232452
Why would yields be coming down?

[Anonymous No.56232509]

[Anonymous No.56232514]

Check out KRP. Wish I could buy it in my country.

[Anonymous No.56232527]

Is this a good time to accumulate dividend stocks or do you wait for the capitulation that Uptober will be?

[Anonymous No.56232539]

seems like mumus are done buying now.
should i close my long on LAZR or stay in?

[Anonymous No.56232542]

>Major European stock exchanges closed with higher results on Friday. Traders seemed to be in a good mood throughout the day, likely due to the recent inflation data in the Eurozone which was at the lowest level for the past 23 months, which probably boosted traders' confidence.
>Additionally, consumer prices in France remained stable, while Germany's and Italy's readings revealed declines in the index.

eurobros we cant stop winning

[Anonymous No.56232548]

>>56232514
Bruv It's on the NYSE how can you not buy?

[Anonymous No.56232555]

>>56232542
>which was at the lowest level for the past 23 months,

Many people here will not understand what they just read.

[Anonymous No.56232557]

>>56232548
Dunno, must be an european thing. Tried XTB and Degiro.

[Anonymous No.56232561]

>>56232086
I used to help anons and noobs out on here, but recently everyone has used up all my good will so that won't be happening anymore unless maybe I get actual payment.
no more freebies for ungrateful cunts.

[Anonymous No.56232564]

>>56232557
>european thing.
Open an IBKR account.

[Anonymous No.56232578]

>>56232557
Why do you use these shit tier CFD bullshit exchanges then, become a human and use IBKR

[Anonymous No.56232579]

>>56232542
Don't party too early. If it is going to be a normal El Niño winter, Europe could rally, as energy prices are going to remain low, if it's getting cold after all euro nat gas is going to rally and suffocate a potential rally. Also to consider, euro long term yields have rallied the entire week

[Anonymous No.56232581]

>>56232500
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flight-to-quality

[Anonymous No.56232593]

>>56232561
Will spy shit the bed next week or will it wait for the week after because of Columbus day?

Take this as payment.

[Anonymous No.56232597]

>>56232457
Really jogs the almonds don't it. My favorite was one of the shills over in the /bbbyq/ threads openly stating their project to fud it was being sunset and that they'd see us all again in /smg/ and shitcoin threads across the board. I bet they're pushing uranium next.

[Anonymous No.56232606]

>>56232527
answer me you cunts

[Anonymous No.56232607]

thread cloud

[Anonymous No.56232609]

>>56232548
Could be clearing house related
There are several nasdaq listings I can't buy in Canada
Don't buy this garbage, just using it to prove apoint

[Anonymous No.56232610]

>>56232606
wait, there has been no capitulation yet.

[Anonymous No.56232613]

>>56232561
To be honest with you my expectations were that I wouldn't even get a (you). So akchually, thanks for the reply.

[Anonymous No.56232615]

>>56232527
yes go all in rn actually

[Anonymous No.56232621]

>>56232581

[Anonymous No.56232626]

>>56232606
Its never a good time to buy divis when bond fly north of 3%

[Anonymous No.56232627]

>>56232607
>but thing
mkay

[Anonymous No.56232630]

>>56232086

[Anonymous No.56232634]

>>56232527
>dividend stocks
What stocks?
>>56232609
Spare yourself the cock and ball torture and open an IBKR acc.

[Anonymous No.56232635]

>>56232607
>bruv pee rallies literally green faggot
second row from bottom
What the hell did /smg/ mean by this?

[Anonymous No.56232641]

>>56232593
>thinks he will pay me with simp currency
lol. lmao.
>>56232613
it's okay. I can do that much I guess, I'm still human.

[Anonymous No.56232642]

Oh it’s been awhile since I’ve been on this scam board. I’m only here for a few days when things finally implode. How have you all been? Still scamming eachother with (random)tickers and memefag pics/names? Fucking fags are pseudo Jews

[Anonymous No.56232653]

>>56232630
FOMO test

[Anonymous No.56232660]

>>56232548
US made some absurd tax rules on foreigners holding MLPs that went into effect this past January.
I forget the exact details but something like 10% withholding of total value sold regardless of profit. Distributions automatically withheld at the highest short-term income tax bracket.

In response pretty much every foreign brokerage immediately blocked their users from holding, and instituted mandatory redemptions before the rules went into effect. Created a few slurpable dips last November/December.

KRP looks like it's actually not even taxed as an MLP, but simply having "LP" in the name was enough to get inserted into most block lists.

[Anonymous No.56232659]

>>56232642
smg isnt a scam shizo

[Anonymous No.56232664]

>>56232630
FOMO.
test

there are a bunch of word filters for jeet shitcoins so don't be surprised if it flags you for dumb shit

[Anonymous No.56232665]

>>56232630
what a madlad, takes a screenshot of notepad when 4chan thinks he's spamming.
>if your mind is telling you then just listen to it
alright lad, will do that
and thanks again

[Anonymous No.56232672]

>>56232527
>>56232606
your question is stupid and overly broad

[Anonymous No.56232694]

>>56232659
/smg/ is probably the only thread on the board that isn't a scam.

[Anonymous No.56232698]

>>56232607
>guess buy stuff
Okay okay
>european pump men
Makes sense makes sense
>uranium euphoric posting
I know i know

[Anonymous No.56232701]

>>56232660
That's terrible.

[Anonymous No.56232702]

>>56232653
>>56232664
Yeah, it often makes zero apparent sense. I tried a few edits and it kept doing it so I just capped to be done.
>>56232665
May the moves you ultimately make result in kick ass BLESSEDness.

[Anonymous No.56232708]

>>56232607
>one of the "cunts" posts is mine
kek

[Anonymous No.56232720]

come on man i wanted a bigger pump before the dump what is this limp dicked shit

[Anonymous No.56232723]

why the fuck is no one selling jabil?
its literally glued to the 52week high after that fat green candle.
absolutely ridiculous, fucking garbage no name comp with that multy month pump without any reasons

[Anonymous No.56232730]

>>56232607
Biggest top signal I’ve ever seen on the word cloud

[Anonymous No.56232732]

>>56232694
/smg/ in and of itself isn't a scam but there are absolutely scammers that come through /smg/ all the time. Or were you not here for the gayhorse jeets or any other blatantly obvious pump and dumps?

[Anonymous No.56232733]

>>56232659
I said board as in all of /biz/ you absolute fucking retard. Also yes even your precious general is a fucking scam. I bet you bought SOXL and prior to that you were on the tanker train, but you were too smart I’m sure you made millions. Lolol you’re dumb and I see right through you

[Anonymous No.56232734]

>>56232432
"Good will" is usually used to represent what one company paid to acquire another company in excess of its other assets.

But that kind of accounting funny-business isn't what really matters unless you're some kind of professional stock investor. What matters is just having some idea about what's a good deal and which stocks are obviously garbage. The whole market is every company, even the very bad ones. If you see a company with debt that's 2x assets and just walk away then you're already beating the market.

If you learn more you might increase that edge slightly but it's not really a big deal as long as you know to look for consistently increasing revenues, low P/E, high profit margins, and debt that isn't approaching or exceeding assets. If a deal looks too good to be true check the news to make sure there's not a scandal or something. That'll weed out a bunch of shitty companies and maybe even pick a few front-runners that are a little better than the others. That's already plenty.

[Anonymous No.56232740]

>>56232641
I just wanted you to feel wanted. You are loved and appreciated anon

[Anonymous No.56232743]

>>56232733
your just bitter and brain dead
no one missed you here.

[Anonymous No.56232746]

>>56232720
ikr, mumus already dancing with this small-dick pump.
it's so obvious the market is toast if this is all they can manage after the past 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.56232749]

>Uranium starts pumping
>Amir Adnani immediately starts going on news shows shilling uranium to pump up his stock whilst soon he'll be simultaneously dumping and diluting the new uranium baggies to fund management for another 15years.
Never change man.

[Anonymous No.56232756]

>>56232743
>no one missed you here
Hahahahahahahahaha ok that actually made me chuckle. Like I give a fuck

[Anonymous No.56232758]

>kek, oil baggies

[Anonymous No.56232763]

>>56232607
>shitty silver
accurate

[Anonymous No.56232771]

>>56232740
you too anon.

[Anonymous No.56232777]

>>56232749
It's the same shit when oil pumps and then a bunch of shitters start screeching at everyone to long BOIL so they can get dumped on. Anyone that isn't braindead knows commodities and futures are the most manipulated markets on the face of the planet other than derivatives, so they sell commodities to people that are braindead and don't know a dollar from their dick. Same exact shit with gold, greater fool theory applies to more than just magic internet tokens.

[Anonymous No.56232779]

>>56232758
>Oil barons making money for 3 years straight.
>Calling them baggies?
Do the needful.

[Anonymous No.56232807]

>>56232777
Checked. Fags need to learn how to analyze companies somehow losing money is the easiest way.

[Anonymous No.56232839]

>>56232779
Common mistake oil bobos make is confusing oil price and oil stocks.
Most oil stocks are also shit though.

[Anonymous No.56232841]

WHEATBROS WTF IS GOING ON I'M GETTING HEEMED AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56232847]

>>56231275
Oh shit. That's worth a toast. May she burn in hell for all eternity.

[Anonymous No.56232854]

>OSTK almost red again
Got worried there for a second, I'm not done buying.

[Anonymous No.56232860]

Daily reminder. I drew this yesterday

[Anonymous No.56232861]

>>56232841
harvesting season

moo moo niggers explain yourself...

[Anonymous No.56232876]

>>56232839
>Most oil stocks are also shit though
Yeah. But when the tide swings it rises the good the bad and the ugly with it. Even if you bought the bad and ugly oil stocks you still made money in the last 3 years.

[Anonymous No.56232878]

oh what's that? you don't know shit?

[Anonymous No.56232885]

>>56232807
Don't get me wrong, I like and have shiny rocks and have invested in oil in the past. I just cracked a book and listened to people smarter than me before I started getting into them and have had a great time with both for having done so.
>because I wasn't buying gold at more than 1700/toz

[Anonymous No.56232887]

>>56232777
>conflating oil with BOIL again
Fuckin' retard. BOIL is NATGAS and is entering shoulder season. It's curve has essentially no relation to oil other than during production. Also BOIL does not go up and down based on how many shares you buy, it goes up and down purely from NATGAS price movement. If you buy shares after I buy mine, it does me zero good. If I sell my shares after you buy yours, it does you zero harm. Fuckin' retards.

[Anonymous No.56232896]

>>56232841
Muh hoggies

[Anonymous No.56232897]

nice try there mumus. the adults are back in charge

>>56231236
check again bud

[Anonymous No.56232899]

>>56232861
fuck this, I just doubled down on my position, surely it can't go down much more than $550.

[Anonymous No.56232902]

it's not fair
i knew the pump was fake but why the FUCK is it flipping around so quick
didn't get a chance to load any shorts and 5 minutes later we've flushed and are hitting the support already

[Anonymous No.56232907]

>>56232885
No I agree with commodities you have to be a contrarian otherwise your portfolio will blow up.

[Anonymous No.56232918]

>>56232887
I know. I also know I just baited you into explaining how BOIL works for the slow kids in the back of the class. Point remains, a lot of people investing in commodities or worse commodities ETF's are complete retards that have no idea what they're doing. If someone wants to get that fancy they might as well learn how futures work and bet on the underlying price of the commodity directly.

I am a boomer, I like HAL for my oil stock needs.

[Anonymous No.56232922]

>>56232899
420

[Anonymous No.56232935]

>>56232922
Nonsense, it's already pretty historically cheap as it is. Months ago I figured it probably wouldn't go below $520.

[Anonymous No.56232945]

>>56232918
>a lot of people investing in commodities or worse commodities ETF's are complete retards that have no idea what they're doing
Absolutely agreed on that.

[Anonymous No.56232946]

>>56232273
>>56232273
>>56232273
>know exactly what to do
>don’t do it
>still no gf

[Anonymous No.56232955]

When do bulls capitulate?

[Anonymous No.56232956]

>>56232935
forgot graph

[Anonymous No.56232959]

>>56232935
My guess it probably goes down lower but we're near a bottom.

[Anonymous No.56232960]

OONTEREST IS OOP
AND THE STOOKS MOORKET'S DOON
OONLY GET MOOGGED
IF YOO GOO DOON TOON

[Anonymous No.56232967]

>>56232955
I will never copulate

[Anonymous No.56232970]

>>56232960
Kek. Never change man.

[Anonymous No.56232975]

>>56232956
420. Russia is aggressively exporting at dumping prices, Ukraine wants to export at dumping prices and the harvest has been despite the rainy August been actually pretty good. Many went long expecting a shit harvest and the grain deal cancelling fucking things up, didn't happen

[Anonymous No.56232977]

>>56232946
Dipshit, listen to your gut. You could know absolutely nothing about trading and still make a million dollars buying a random ticker because it reminded you of an inside joke and you liked having a reason to laugh. Staying cash with everything as insane as it is right now is far from the worst decision, putting cash in an mm is about the safest way of staying cash and still making something for doing it even if it's not enough to keep up with inflation.

Would you rather make 5% and lose 4% to inflation or lose 50-100% longing something right before the market gets kneecapped?

[Anonymous No.56232984]

>>56232955
The very second Q2 starts next year at the latest

[Anonymous No.56232989]

>>56232876
On a 3 year timeframe, sure. That was a once in a decade dip for the entire stock market, even beyond oil stocks. Oil stocks definitely got hammered harder though, enough to reset the industry and create the positive environment we're in today.

But the 2 year timeframe is what really separates the shitcos. I recall REI being shilled for a while. Bagholders are down 30% over 2 years now, during a period of fairly strong pricing.
Meanwhile PBR-A has paid out $10+ in dividends and traded up from $10 or so to near $14 now.

So I think some people naively overestimate the benefits of a rising tide.

[Anonymous No.56232998]

>>56232955
Too comfy to capitulate

[Anonymous No.56233004]

>>56232975
I found the reason, it's probably an overreaction

[Anonymous No.56233017]

ALL THE GOLD
IN
CALIFORNIA

[Anonymous No.56233022]

>>56232989
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.56233027]

I was wrong to say buy Yom Kippur

[Anonymous No.56233028]

>>56233004
>Reuters
Pro tip, ignore everything Reuters says, or do exactly the opposite. Reuters is not news, it's an advertising agency for hedge funds. If you listened to Reuter over the last month regarding economic news, you would be badly down. They called for a rally in equities because of pause

[Anonymous No.56233029]

>>56233022
please with the drukposting
i'm trying to have a dry month

[Anonymous No.56233030]

seriously tho what the fuck just happend

[Anonymous No.56233034]

>uvxy
DONT FALL FOR IT

[Anonymous No.56233038]

When bull run? I need a 2x-er.

[Anonymous No.56233039]

>>56233027
That article is four full years out of date and isn't worth using as a reference. Everyone wearing a hat indoors is in cash until next year or getting bold and shorting.

[Anonymous No.56233041]

>>56233030
You have about 3 hours to get it above 430 or it’s over

[Anonymous No.56233046]

the faster we're falling
we're stopping and stalling

[Anonymous No.56233049]

I can’t believe everyone talking about gamma exposure forgot about the omicron hedging

[Anonymous No.56233051]

>>56233029
Ok.

[Anonymous No.56233056]

>>56233030
Looking at 0dte an p/c ratios bears hunting beef

[Anonymous No.56233057]

>>56233028
Either way I uh slurped a bit too early...

[Anonymous No.56233075]

>>56233034
Why do people trade that shit ETF?

Here is the YTD of the /VX

[Anonymous No.56233081]

>>56232607
this kills the bots. I love it.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56233088]

They have made an arrest in the TuPac murder.
https://www.bbc.com/news/entertainment-arts-66965766

[Anonymous No.56233092]

>>56233042

>>56233042

>>56233042

>>56233042

BAKE BAKED.

[Anonymous No.56233099]

>>56233057
If you didn't overdo it with leverage, don't worry too much, maybe hedge with a low leveraged future short and set a sane stop loss/take profit

[Anonymous No.56233110]

>>56233092
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.56233116]

>>56233075
>just travel back in time and buy organge juice, Anon, it HAD the best performance

[Anonymous No.56233118]

>>56233092
Kek baggie not toasting in that bread.

[Anonymous No.56233122]

>>56233075
>YTD of the /VX
That's not taking rollover contango losses into account, which is what makes UVXY so shitty, not the fall in spot VIX. $25.49 per contract would have been lost if you held /VX1! with automatic rollover at expiry for the last year.

[Anonymous No.56233128]

>>56233075
What does YTD have to do with things that are either day or otherwise short swing trades?

[Anonymous No.56233177]

>>56233092
>gme

[Anonymous No.56233189]

>>56233092
>mod removed the image

[Anonymous No.56234041]

>>56233189
>mod removed the thread

[Anonymous No.56234048]

Based, we fucking gotim

[Anonymous No.56234049]

>>56233358
>>56233358
>>56233358

[Anonymous No.56234158]

>>56231358
I remember when I got 7777777, wanna know what it said? Total Aryan Victory.

[Anonymous No.56234898]

>>56232243
I just pick whichever stocks have the best slogans from people who meme on here

[Anonymous No.56235017]

>>56232243
I missed this before, glad that >>56234898 caused it to "bump" and I capped it. The supporting points are pretty solid right on, all the way down to the large number of picks. Very worthwhile considerations to consider.