/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.56203250]

Kenough Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56201787

[Anonymous No.56203263]

So,we're actually going to fill the ES mini Gap?.. shieeet

[Anonymous No.56203264]

Absolute devastation in fixed income.

The average U.S. bond is trading at 86 cents on the dollar.

This includes Treasuries, corporates, mortgages, et al.

Total carnage.

[Anonymous No.56203268]

the market is crashing
and no hope remains
we'll all soon be riding
on joe biden's trains

[Anonymous No.56203271]

The bottom is about to fall out from under

[Anonymous No.56203272]

...I DRV

[Anonymous No.56203274]

Gone.
Gone.
Your shit is gone.
Gone.
When you come out your shit is gone.

[Anonymous No.56203282]

On one hand, my gains are rapidly vanishing.
On the other hand, I've already paid 30k in quarterly tax estimates that'll get entirely refunded if this continues.

[Anonymous No.56203283]

Was thinking we get a short rally to reshort but it keeps going straight down

Also lately bitcoin has been less volatile than major stock indices

[Anonymous No.56203284]

Mumu.
We warned you.
You didn't listen, mumu.
You never listen.

[Anonymous No.56203286]

>buy stocks
>always time their high
>lose 30-40% in a few months
rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.56203288]

You know a market crash is real when Uranium (ticker: UUUU) is red.

[Anonymous No.56203289]

SOXX and the underlying have literally pumped every single time they've been around these levels for the past two years. Why is this time any different?

[Anonymous No.56203290]

Is GDP being priced in? This is a huge dump for not much data today

[Anonymous No.56203291]

the party is over

[Anonymous No.56203296]

So if the government doesn’t shut down, or a deal gets struck to un-shutdown, is everything gonna go back up?

[Anonymous No.56203301]

I'm financially rekt

[Anonymous No.56203303]

>>56203268
Being a trains man is hard work

[Anonymous No.56203304]

Volume is meh

[Anonymous No.56203306]

>>56203283
Only truly deranged people still hold shiny rocks or internet money at this point, hence their remarkable price stability. That's an unwritten rule of economics.

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56203308]

>>56203291
It's just cooling off for the x-mas rally.

[Anonymous No.56203309]

>>56203296
>he thinks that we are dumping due to "government shutdown"
L m a o.
this is your brain on >>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.56203310]

>>56203263
gosh she's beautiful in a post-wall kind of way. I dont mind if she's slept with a few guys as long as she'll settle for someone like me

[Anonymous No.56203311]

Alright where is the gold-slurping uranium anon. I have a strong-worded letter I want to deliver to him

[Anonymous No.56203313]

>>56203290
There was a 50% bearish surprise on home sales MoM data
Consensus was -30k Month over Month
Actual was -45k

[Anonymous No.56203314]

HOW WE DOIN, OIL-BARONS?

[Anonymous No.56203315]

>>56203291

E-girls are broke

minorities are homeless or in huge debt

Big firms fired every useless diversitay cat lady

Are we healing ?

[Anonymous No.56203316]

>>56203303

[Anonymous No.56203319]

>>56203314
MORE FEMBOYS

[Anonymous No.56203320]

Are you having fun mumu?

[Anonymous No.56203322]

>>56203296
no bond market collapses. Stocks diverged from it and now they will converge to meet.

[Anonymous No.56203323]

We will close green.

[Anonymous No.56203325]

>>56203315
it is a start

[Anonymous No.56203327]

cash gang ww@? how long do we wait?

[Anonymous No.56203329]

>>56203323

[Anonymous No.56203332]

>>56203323
We are moving 7$ north you say ?

[Anonymous No.56203333]

>>56203313
Lol so now less home sales is BEARISH. Hahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.56203334]

>>56203289
The last time it was here on a downswing it just kept going.

[Anonymous No.56203336]

>>56203323
The only ones closing green are those who bed on red

[Anonymous No.56203339]

>>56203315
MORE

[Anonymous No.56203342]

>they put a bear on the login screen
es ist vorbei.

[Anonymous No.56203345]

>>56203323
SQQQ will close green.

[Anonymous No.56203359]

>>56203323

[Anonymous No.56203360]

>>56203342
guaranteed was not an accident

[Anonymous No.56203361]

Do I sell at a 50% loss?

[Anonymous No.56203362]

>>56203323
Correct, TMV will close blood green.

[Anonymous No.56203369]

>>56203334
Jesus fucking christ you can't zoom out any more than that huh??

[Anonymous No.56203372]

>>56203296
>>56203309
The shutdown matters because if they shut down for a prolonged period of time that means fednow goes down. If that goes down that means RRP isn't up. If that isn't up then every bank shits their fucking pants and starts calling in what they're owed as their piggybank is offline. Republicans are nuclear white-hot angry right now and seem poised to take their ball and stay home for a month straight to make a point, so unless the uniparty is actually real there's a real shot there's an extended shutdown that turns what should've just been a correction to the 3800's at worst into a crash.

[Anonymous No.56203373]

>>56203333
Quads of truth
They are bearish now after bonds priced in higher for longer.
>V not R

[Anonymous No.56203374]

>>56203361
Nah. Wait for 100%

[Anonymous No.56203375]

>>56203361
sell what

[Anonymous No.56203376]

>>56203345

[Anonymous No.56203380]

There's too much doomposting for me to believe in the downside desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.56203381]

What if life is a meme?

[Anonymous No.56203383]

>LXU
>CF
>MOS
>NTR
which one?

[Anonymous No.56203384]

>-1.5%

aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.56203386]

>>56203383
Why not both?

[Anonymous No.56203387]

any traders ITT take the NAC protocol to rid themselves of Cosmic Death Fungus?

[Anonymous No.56203391]

>>56203381
It may be but theys a ho we gotta fill just below.

[Anonymous No.56203392]

>>56203369
Sure, here you go. All the way back to when the Fed started hiking and interest rates began to throttle companies with triple digit P/Es.

[Anonymous No.56203393]

>>56203380
There's no doom unless shit gets really retarded on top of bad conditions. If that happens then the doomposting is appropriate.

[Anonymous No.56203396]

>>56203375
RIOT

[Anonymous No.56203397]

>they don't know

[Anonymous No.56203400]

>>56203263
I want to fill her mini gap

[Anonymous No.56203402]

>>56203296
>>56203372
They did just agree to a 45-day can kicking bill.

[Anonymous No.56203406]

fine then short then. do it pussy i dare you. not like it likely to bounce off the 200ma

[Anonymous No.56203408]

>>56203387
Yep, NAC'd and Methylated B'd up right now. I'm losing money and I don't care. It's not a loss unless I sell and I'm not selling because I am not weak.

[Anonymous No.56203411]

Just woke up, what happened?

[Anonymous No.56203412]

>>56203392
>>56203392
Cool now check MACD and RSI and lemme know

[Anonymous No.56203418]

>>56203393
I can accept MF Doom posting.

[Anonymous No.56203419]

And we still get a sour hour today. What joy.

You did take out short positions at the top, right anon?

[Anonymous No.56203422]

>>56203411
Bidenomics

[Anonymous No.56203426]

UVXYchuds won

[Anonymous No.56203428]

>>56203406
Do you know where you are ? You are already south of the 200ma

[Anonymous No.56203429]

>>56203411
Unironically nothing of note, which is once again how you know this is fake as fuck

[Anonymous No.56203431]

>>56203392
Wow that’s a textbook head and shoulders nice find

[Anonymous No.56203433]

>https://www.cnn.com/2023/09/26/tech/ftc-sues-amazon-antitrust-monopoly-case/index.html

meh, just watch it be some measly 100 million fee and Amazon shrugs it off no fucks given.

[Anonymous No.56203440]

>>56203402
Got a source for this info?

[Anonymous No.56203441]

>>56203428
200ema on daily

[Anonymous No.56203449]

>spoonful of peanut butter
>handful of goldfish
did i just invent the perfect snack?

[Anonymous No.56203458]

>>56203396
Miners are an option on Bitcoin. And, like most options, decay with time.

Now ask yourself whether you'd buy a call option on Bitcoin at the current time.

[Anonymous No.56203460]

...

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56203461]

>>56203433
Biden will let them off as long as Amazon employees are allowed to bargain for their compensation collectively, and start paying their workers their fair share.

[Anonymous No.56203466]

>>56203320
Ogun thunderfire your entire generation

[Anonymous No.56203483]

spy kissing the 200

[Anonymous No.56203484]

>>56203440
Not formally signed but it looks like we're just waiting on the standard McCarthy fold: https://twitter.com/PunchbowlNews/status/1706629138545611251

[Anonymous No.56203491]

>>56203380
>>56203393
>>56203418
Villain man never ran with krills in his hand and
Won't stop rockin' til he clocked in a gazillion grand
Tillin' the wasteland sands
Raps on backs of treasure maps, stacks to the ceilin' fan

[Anonymous No.56203492]

>>56203402
If they've got a bill then it's a nothingburger and just a much needed correction into the high 3000's. But a source on that would make me feel better.

[Anonymous No.56203493]

>>56203458
I would buy a call option at this time because I believe it will go up

But I am a retard.

[Anonymous No.56203496]

>>56203484
why do we throw so much money at ukraine anyways

[Anonymous No.56203500]

>>56203411
Long bond yields continue to scream higher. Boomers can't resist selling their shit for that juicy 4.6% on the 30 year.

[Anonymous No.56203507]

>>56203484
Huh, and here I’ve got that McCarthy is going hard right and not playing ball, as of a couple hours ago. Politics man

[Anonymous No.56203510]

>>56203496

[Anonymous No.56203511]

>>56203461
kek its the same company that forces workers to piss in bottles or get fired for using the restroom, I doubt they will let them anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.56203516]

>>56203313
Then can the mortgage dataset tomorrow take us even lower? AND THEN we have gdp, Powell, PCE and if every day is like today spy will be -50% before October

[Anonymous No.56203523]

>>56203484
It's either a fold if the dems fold or it's a stalemate if they don't take that deal, which for pretty obvious reasons I doubt that they do. It's still a nothingburger until it's a somethingburger but if it turns into a somethingburger there's a good chance it turns into an everythingburger.

[Anonymous No.56203525]

>>56203496
To pump GD bags, I guess.

[Anonymous No.56203527]

>TKO
Vincels wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.56203529]

>>56203396
I would. $10 support looks to be withdrawn and next stop $5

[Anonymous No.56203538]

>>56203496
In order to launder money.

[Anonymous No.56203545]

here come the buy orders.

[Anonymous No.56203546]

>>56203250
Barbie was so good bros

[Anonymous No.56203549]

>>56203496
Hush payments for drug addict politicians’ children

[Anonymous No.56203553]

>>56203496
We spent more on PPP loans and all the boomers are getting old and wanted to relive their childhood one last time.

[Anonymous No.56203555]

>>56203408
I'm looking up black seed oil and oregano oil and NAC brands to start my antifungal protocol

[Anonymous No.56203562]

i scalped calls at the bottom, ama

[Anonymous No.56203569]

>>56203496
1. Laundering and corruption
2. Extending a political rival economically, politically and militarily

There is no gain for the taxpayer of course

[Anonymous No.56203572]

it will dump to 2 %

[Anonymous No.56203581]

>>56203553
>PPP loans
the way the government rolled out those gibs and the way my public accounting firm handled those PPP loan application with the clients is why I decided to leave accounting altogether. What a shitshow

[Anonymous No.56203583]

>>56203483
wow - very interesting, thank you for posting
it's been so long that I don't normally have the 200 on my chart, now that we're here again will need to
we're getting there
buyers should be coming in here - any fund that has wanted to buy is looking to buy around these levels as they are huge liquidity zones - in order to buy big, there need to be people selling big!
if we fall through will be very bad, as algos and funds with 200 day rules / logic will sell into the weakness

[Anonymous No.56203585]

what should I target to buy in this dip?

[Anonymous No.56203594]

ok this is a scam dump,so obvious

[Anonymous No.56203603]

>>56203483
>>56203583
my chart has the 200 SMA closer to $418.50

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56203604]

>>56203496
I dunno, if we wanted to we could just pump more oil and fix the price of crude at $60 per barrel, while giving the ukraine enough money and weapons to keep the Russians running into the meat grinder until they're bankrupt. The way we're doing it now allows the russians to fund their war on the high energy prices, so it's just going to be extra bloody.

[Anonymous No.56203620]

>>56203604
hi baggie. Most oil companies would literally go bankrupt at $60/bbl WTI as you know already.

[Anonymous No.56203623]

>JUST IN: Target, $TGT, said it will close nine stores across the country after struggling with crime and safety threats at those locations.
>Target is closing locations in New York City, Seattle, San Francisco and Portland.

[Anonymous No.56203625]

>>56203562
i sold those calls at the local top, ama

[Anonymous No.56203627]

>>56203594
yep such a scam, pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.56203631]

-1.6 %

[Anonymous No.56203644]

I'm the anon who started to shill TLT and Bond ETFs in general, is there anything you want to say to me?

[Anonymous No.56203649]

>>56203623
>three near San Francisco and Oakland
it's really such a shame, this city is so beautiful, but managed so poorly. It's really fucking sad

[Anonymous No.56203650]

>>56203516
Thank you for the note.

[Anonymous No.56203654]

I missed the memo, why did we dump today?

[Anonymous No.56203655]

I don't know what to do
I have 10k cash

[Anonymous No.56203656]

>>56203623
>$TGT, said it will close nine stores across the country after struggling with crime and safety
so racist

[Anonymous No.56203657]

>>56203627
I'm referring to this last 30min dump.

[Anonymous No.56203659]

Really tempted to just go 100% SGOV at this point

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56203661]

>>56203620
It was under $60 for all of 2019 you tool.

[Anonymous No.56203664]

>>56203314
What do oil dukes buy nowadays? NRGU? GUSH?
>>56203649
>this city is so beautiful
Define beautiful

[Anonymous No.56203665]

>>56203655
buy a 4 week t-bill from the treasury website with your 10K
then in 4 weeks, you will have accrued interest, and the market will be lower, and you can evaluate whether or not you want to buy, or if you want to buy another 4 week t-bill
rinse and repeat

[Anonymous No.56203667]

seriously tho, stop selling

[Anonymous No.56203673]

>>56203418
>Aint no better sound than when you let off a nine round
>By the time the shell hit the ground doom be in chinatown

[Anonymous No.56203674]

>>56203661
I'm talking long term baggie.

[Anonymous No.56203681]

>>56203664
All in Nigger-U

[Anonymous No.56203687]

>>56203673
>>56203491
Based and Doompilled.

[Anonymous No.56203689]

>he bought TLT "dip" again

[Anonymous No.56203690]

anyone selling puts down here? or is there a ways to go still? asking for a fren

[Anonymous No.56203691]

Buying more here. Just keep buying

[Anonymous No.56203692]

>>56203581
Yeah all I learned from that is when I'm old and something bad happens I should just pull out as many loans as possible and never have to pay them back. Still kicking myself for not doing it this last time around, but at least I sleep good at night.

[Anonymous No.56203695]

>>56203667
You get fucked today?

[Anonymous No.56203697]

The devilish thing about this dump is that it is just slow enough to not cross into oversold conditions yet. That means bears see no reason to close their positions, while bears are slowly but surely getting liquidated.

[Anonymous No.56203698]

Just by the shortest term t-bill. Free money, literally can't go wrong.

[Anonymous No.56203703]

PYPL double bottom on daily

[Anonymous No.56203706]

>>56203690
You haven't seen shit yet and it'll probably do another scampump before it gets really bad.

[Anonymous No.56203707]

>>56203691
>MFW I almost have to reload cash into my account
Something something machine to transfer from the impatient to the patient

[Anonymous No.56203715]

>>56203654
Because it's over.

[Anonymous No.56203722]

I yield.

Just.

Stop.

[Anonymous No.56203723]

>SOXS
>VIX

[Anonymous No.56203726]

Reminder that anyone telling you to buy right now is a CISA DHS shill who is trying to sacrifice your portfolio to save their own hide.

[Anonymous No.56203731]

Nothing in the macro environment has changed. If you’re selling here you’re a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.56203733]

>>56203722
Your suffering will stop in 30 minutes. Then resume 2 hours later.

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56203734]

>>56203698
>inb4 the government shuts down and doesn't pay you
i'm starting to think that (((they))) want to shut it down so (((they))) can blame the Republicans, and the investigations into Biden and Menendez's corruption go away.

[Anonymous No.56203736]

>>56203722
>I yield.
So are bonds aaaayyyy

[Anonymous No.56203741]

>>56203715
SIMPLE
FUCKIN'
AS

[Anonymous No.56203742]

>>56203707

[Anonymous No.56203745]

...twenty billion MORE to Ukraine?

[Anonymous No.56203749]

>>56203692
gotta get your LLC paperwork in order now and then leave it dormant until the next happening occurs, there is no tax filing requirement for LLC's that have no activity but then you can turn around and claim a PPP loan if you falsify your application saying that your business was impacted by COVID-19. Do you know how many niggers scammed the US government doing that kind of shit? Billions of dollars of fraud.

[Anonymous No.56203753]

>>56203742
WTF I look like that.

[Anonymous No.56203762]

>>56203706
>do another scampump
that's why i want to sell puts now so i can use the scam pump as my exit opportunity. currently at -100% on some $420 puts I sold last week

[Anonymous No.56203783]

come on faggots, just nuke this bitch to new zeeland

[Anonymous No.56203787]

Buddy, look at the bonds!
>pic related
the artery is severed, and no amount of gauze or morphine will stop the bleeding

[Anonymous No.56203792]

>>56203783
Aw I miss their horseface PM.

[Anonymous No.56203795]

SVIX bros aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.56203797]

>>56203075
>No short squeezes?
Over there >>>/biz/gme >>>/biz/bbbyq

[Anonymous No.56203798]

Will VIX computer cross 20 today?

[Anonymous No.56203807]

>he's not just sitting in cash that's getting 4.9% daily accrued/monthly paid while it awaits a moment's trigger pull on BOIL reaching the seasonal transitional DIPPARINO

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56203811]

Aren't we due for some kinda short squeeze magic?

[Anonymous No.56203815]

bottom trendline support broken... 200 SMA next?

[Anonymous No.56203820]

>>56203811
It's going to zero

[Anonymous No.56203821]

>>56203811
No, it's over. The stock market is over.

[Anonymous No.56203822]

>>56203811
NVAX

[Anonymous No.56203823]

I’m buying TGT. /pol/ lost the culture war

[Anonymous No.56203825]

>>56203792
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.56203830]

>>56203807
>Ever actually buying BOIL
>not just shorting it ever time /NG futures touch the top bollinger band
Anon, I..

[Anonymous No.56203833]

omfg we're fucked boys

[Anonymous No.56203838]

>>56203811

next month after the jewish holiday

[Anonymous No.56203847]

>>56203811
already ongoing with KAP

[Anonymous No.56203854]

>>56203811
4200 is the magic number. Then wait two days later, you'll see what happens.

[Anonymous No.56203857]

>>56203838
ENOUGH WITH THE HOLIDAYS

[Anonymous No.56203858]

>>56203797
Fuck off.
>>56203075
The indexes will squeeze just wait.

[Anonymous No.56203864]

>>56203603
>>56203583
I do not feel so good bullbros
I have about 35k in cash though but like $230k in VOO / VUG / VT

[Anonymous No.56203868]

>>56203811
See >>56203797
Other than that, no

[Anonymous No.56203883]

>>56203798
markets gonna be blood red when does

[Anonymous No.56203886]

haven't bought anything for a year. will start nibbling at spx 4100

[Anonymous No.56203895]

>>56203854
round numbers are for midwits

[Anonymous No.56203899]

>>56203886
based chicago anon

[Anonymous No.56203900]

Looks fine to me.

[Anonymous No.56203906]

You can do it VIX! We believe in you!

[Anonymous No.56203910]

I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SCAM DUMP

[Anonymous No.56203916]

>>56203895
ok genius.

[Anonymous No.56203919]

>>56203910
it wont be a scam dump unless we end green lol

[Anonymous No.56203921]

>>56203900
then add TLT and be amazed at the alligator divergencce

[Anonymous No.56203935]

>>56203919

[Anonymous No.56203951]

>>56203921
>not using the fixed version

[Anonymous No.56203952]

That sound you hear. It's the sucking sound of QT destroying money and the Fed Put slowly dying.

[Anonymous No.56203954]

>>56203250
So why is everything doomping this time?

[Anonymous No.56203965]

>>56203921
Compare the alpha/beta of TLT to SPY since 2002.

[Anonymous No.56203966]

>>56203954
>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
>extreme housing bubble, all time high 30%+ income on housing
>consumer is broke, no savings by October
>inflation is spiking higher, no more base effects
>interest rates higher for longer; more zombie company failures, lower growth, more bank failures if 10yr approaches 4.5%
>complete collapse in global trade, each month countries report doing 10% less exports from the previous month
>China recession
>EU recession
>dollar rising
>earnings collapse for 3 consecutive quarters
>1.73 standard deviations wilshire 5k ratio; 50% more bubble than dotcom peak
>**20x forward multiple** on S&P500 earnings (this is very expensive, going into a recession)
>earnings margin collapse, profit margin collapse market wide three consecutive quarters
>only in nominal terms are things "rosy"
>spiking delinquencies / defaults on all forms of credit
>new housing construction falling during strong summer months, in spite of strong demand
>more corporate bankruptcies this year than any other previous by this time of year
>yield curve inversion + uninversion in future
>130% debt to GDP
>$1 trillion in debt service
>other nations dropping dollars for trade, petrodollar is kill
>PMI / ISM collapse
>new orders / backlog of orders collapse
>commodity prices rising sharply (inflationary)
>consumer is kill, and will be even more kill in the Autumn
>crowding out effect from Janet Yellen issuance backlog
>Japan ending / lifting YCC, carry trade unwind
>ECB more dovish = dollar rise
>yields rising
>all time high paycheck to paycheck before student loan repayment resumes
>underwater autoloans
>collapsing commercial real estate value 60%+ value haircuts
>deposit outflows, commercial real estate collapse, inverted yield curve crushing banks - solvency banking crisis looms
>EU PMI collapse
>Fed liquidity vs S&P500 divergence
>US credit downgrade
>smart money vs dumb money divergence
>US regional bank downgrades

[Anonymous No.56203967]

He sense a trickle of lingering hate
But refuses to get tickled by the fickle finger of fate
"Fuck that nigga"
Vik, in it for the buck by the giga
A short truck ride to the liquor store to refuel
Rookie at the counter, manager told 'em "he cool"

[Anonymous No.56203968]

>>56203954
Student loans resuming.
Boomers becoming more homeless than ever.
Retail locations shuttering due to nogs.
Nary confidence nor pussy.

[Anonymous No.56203969]

>>56203954
yields up, market down simple as

[Anonymous No.56203972]

>>56203954
((( their ))) holiday season.
Historically september has been shit for this reason. really makes you think

[Anonymous No.56203974]

>>56203966
Can you please break this down into more detail.

[Anonymous No.56203975]

>>56203623
They should close them all their wine aunt cunt customers wanted blm and brandon and they sure as shit got it.

[Anonymous No.56203978]

Lol there's literally no good reason to be selling semiconductors

[Anonymous No.56203985]

>>56203966
But line go up in the end

[Anonymous No.56203986]

oh my god

[Anonymous No.56203995]

NO MERCY

[Anonymous No.56203994]

>>56203974
Help I need a knowledge enema

[Anonymous No.56203997]

>>56203966
Didn't read. Going to buy the dip.

[Anonymous No.56203999]

>>56203966
how many times do we have to tell you that bad news are bullish?

[Anonymous No.56204003]

My whole body hurts from this

[Anonymous No.56204010]

bonds aren't real, they can't hurt you.

[Anonymous No.56204015]

>he bought the top

[Anonymous No.56204016]

>>56203954
So they can buy TSN instead of all that fag shit.

[Anonymous No.56204019]

This dip is going to be so good to slurp.

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56204021]

>>56203966
>>unsustainable debt levels, auto, student, credit, personal, mortgage
stopped reading there, only stupid faggots have any debt

[Anonymous No.56204023]

>>56204019
When this dip is done, no one will be around to slurp.

[Anonymous No.56204024]

background trading noise

[Anonymous No.56204025]

>>56203966
going to be interesting to see how the holiday spending goes. i'm floored people are still buying all these expensive airplane tickets and concert tickets

[Anonymous No.56204026]

>not a single ahhh or pink wojac in the last few threads
I dont think they feel it yet fellow bobos, they still hold onto hope.

[Anonymous No.56204031]

>>56204023
I will. I'm all cash right now.

[Anonymous No.56204034]

>>56204021
>only stupid faggots have any debt
thats like 70% of the US economy though

[Anonymous No.56204039]

>>56204024
Based.

[Anonymous No.56204042]

I have to say I love how dumps bring out all the schizo esoteric knowledge.

[Anonymous No.56204045]

So for the 200 day moving average leverage rotation strategy are we going all in on SPXL based on SPY or are we going all in on SOXL based on SOXX? Or TQQQ/QQQ? TECL/XLK?
Which is it bros? I wanna make money too

[Anonymous No.56204046]

Finally the end of day scam pump is here

[Anonymous No.56204049]

>>56204039
Same as it ever was.

[Anonymous No.56204054]

>>56204039
jewish as usual

[Anonymous No.56204056]

>>56204045
SPXL is the most 'safe' of those options

[Anonymous No.56204059]

>>56204031
People said the same about China stocks. Then they crashed. Where are all the China slurpers now, 2 years later?
Some crashes don't bounce. When there is no bounce, momentum chasers never find themselves reentering. By the time it really turns, 4-5 years later, they're onto new ventures.

[Anonymous No.56204066]

>>56204045
>SPXL
how does this differ from UPRO?

[Anonymous No.56204072]

>>56204066
The differences are insignificant. I think UPRO has weekly options while SPXL doesn't. That's about it

[Anonymous No.56204077]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56204082]

>>56204077
bad

[Anonymous No.56204084]

gj guys, that's it, I'm going full swinging back, no fuckin patience anymore. I could have shorted at 15500 DAX and we are at 15200, FML.

Gonna short hard startin tomorrow, ffs.

[Anonymous No.56204088]

>>56204077
brutal

[Anonymous No.56204089]

>>56204077
-0.46%
It's very tiresome

[Anonymous No.56204090]

>>56204077

[Anonymous No.56204091]

interesting close,now we crab up as per usual

[Anonymous No.56204093]

>>56204077
Not good enough.
The semiconductor semites must die.

[Anonymous No.56204094]

>>56204077
boring. i've been in t-bills since summer ._.

[Anonymous No.56204099]

>>56204077
I sold out of my last QLD stack at 10:30 am so it could have been worse. Sold all my SVXY and SPY last week when I saw the writing on the wall. Hoping the market really dumps so I can load up on FNGU at the bottom

[Anonymous No.56204101]

>>56204077
breddy gud, almost have enough money to pay my repairmen to get my house on the market

[Anonymous No.56204112]

>>56204084
Do not revenge trade bro, you can take up a small position to get rid of the FOMO, but do not go all in in oversold conditions. If you are sitting in cash, then just watch from the sidelines until you see a good entry point.

[Anonymous No.56204113]

>>56204077
0% because I am in cashgang again waiting out the crash.

[Anonymous No.56204114]

>>56204084

[Anonymous No.56204118]

>>56204077
Pretty good I have been holding some hedges for some time. I was able to let go of some of my hedges as I sold off some fds as it hit target.

I hadn’t really messed with hood in a few years but the mobile is easy to use and I have recently moved into more field work.

[TheQuasar !tG1R9mnClE No.56204121]

>>56204113
You've gotta be in it to win it. The Santa Cruz Rally begins tomorrow around 11am EST.

[Anonymous No.56204137]

>>56204077
I got to watch a lot of bulls get kicked in the nuts really hard and am up a few percent so it was a great day. Hoping it continues.

[Anonymous No.56204147]

>>56204059
>Comparing America to China
Really, man?

[Anonymous No.56204152]

>>56204112
It doesn't matter when your target is way lower, the only thing I achieved was getting left behind for trying to time. I watched and lost out on gains.

[Anonymous No.56204155]

I am accumulating cash to slurp. Maybe this week or next week. We gotta grt the 10 year treasury to peak and we are good

[Anonymous No.56204161]

>>56203807
Park your money in something that instead earns 5% a week: SRUUF.

[Anonymous No.56204172]

>>56204147
Yes, it is possible to compare two distinct things. I'm not sure why that is so difficult for some people to understand.
No America is not China. Yes, I can compare the US stock market to Chinese markets.

[Anonymous No.56204174]

Markets are healing

[Anonymous No.56204177]

We gonna fill/feel
That tasty gap tmr ? Or will it get a Poseidon kiss tonight ah and rally us back to 429.14 like the glownigger market

[Anonymous No.56204182]

>>56204174
It's a fuckin cat market.

[Anonymous No.56204185]

see you next month

[Anonymous No.56204187]

>>56203978
That’s why all the companies that do that are down

[Anonymous No.56204188]

>>56204045
You're miles late to be all-in SPXL
>>56204072
SPXL has weeklies, if you want some I'm sellin'
>>56204077
Feels good to have my paycheck deposit on its way this week, and got a dividend today. I'm about to pick up a whole lot more shares. -$10,551.01 isn't really all that bad, averaged over my entire life.

[Anonymous No.56204190]

>>56204185
>next month
>Checks calendar
OH FUCK NOT EVEN 2 WEEKS

[Anonymous No.56204191]

I close green for the 9th session in a row

[Anonymous No.56204194]

>>56204174
>like a trannies axe wound

It’s gonna go septic

[Anonymous No.56204196]

How are any bulls even still alive?

[Anonymous No.56204199]

>>56204137
It should. There’s simply no reason prices shouldn’t continue to decline. Government shutdown is front and center but right behind that is a ton other shit that certainly doesn’t point to things recovering. Parroting “things are better than ever” can only prop up shit for so long.

[Anonymous No.56204200]

>>56204172
Wow, what a dumbass.

[Anonymous No.56204214]

>>56204196
its only down like 2%, still up 12% for the year

[Anonymous No.56204216]

>>56204196

[Anonymous No.56204217]

>>56204196
Im here and slurping.
Soon bobo soon

[Anonymous No.56204229]

My YTD is up 14% that’s cool

[Anonymous No.56204231]

>>56204191
Based! Don’t give it back

[Anonymous No.56204238]

>>56204077
+0.52% / $211.20

[Anonymous No.56204248]

>>56204155
And suppose, just suppose, for the sake of a silly hypothetical, that the 10 year does *not* peak?

[Anonymous No.56204250]

>>56204077
I slurped the rally

[Anonymous No.56204259]

>>56204200
For your own sake, I hope this conversation is not exemplary of the full extent of your mental capability.

[Anonymous No.56204271]

>>56204172
you can compare them but they are nothing alike

[Anonymous No.56204276]

>>56204216

[Anonymous No.56204280]

>>56204248
It's over

[Anonymous No.56204286]

you anons ready for that October Surprise?

[Anonymous No.56204289]

I was over at my dad's house the other day helping with some household chores. He lives in a very rural area of a very red state. At the end of the day we went to one of the nearby country bars. It's the kind of place that farmers, truckers, and the working class go to unwind.

Biden was on the TV and the local gun store owner said,

"You know what? He ain't so bad. The economy is recovering, nobody's rioting, and we're standing up on the world stage again. Can't believe I'm saying this but Ol' Joe's got my vote next year."

I looked around and all I saw were heads nodding in agreement. I ever heard a few calls of "Yessir" and "Damn straight" from the men around me.

Then everybody clapped.

[Anonymous No.56204290]

>>56204276
Figuratively me.

[Anonymous No.56204291]

>>56203250
Ok so when should I sell my June 2025 puts? Theyre at $450 SPY.

Should I sell them when SPY hits $350 or what?

[Anonymous No.56204295]

>>56203986
Why is this significant at all

[Anonymous No.56204299]

>>56204286
I know this gay political bullshit may *feel* that way but it is not, in fact, an election year. That's 2024.

[Anonymous No.56204307]

>>56204291
Oh you did it now, anon.

[Anonymous No.56204316]

>HR told him to write a quirky paragraph for his company website bio

[Anonymous No.56204318]

>>56204295
High gamma means that market makers/dealers, via semitic magic, keep the market from going up or down too much.

Low gamma = no brakes

[Anonymous No.56204323]

>>56204039
Does it really say that?

[Anonymous No.56204327]

>>56204299
>That's 2024.
(they) cant wait that long

[Anonymous No.56204329]

>>56204318
I have high doubts that whatever you posted means the market is going to crash

[Anonymous No.56204333]

>56204291
>I sold the perfect top

[Anonymous No.56204339]

I hate lawyers so god damn much.

[Anonymous No.56204341]

>>56204339
Even Shakespeare hated lawyers, anon.

[Anonymous No.56204346]

COST MISSED

[Anonymous No.56204352]

>>56204276
Man, I am running out of spite though

[Anonymous No.56204355]

>>56204329
Hey, I didn't post it. And all it means is the deck's tilted in favor of a moon or crash and against the market grinding sideways.

[Anonymous No.56204357]

>>56204341
I dunno how one managed to rack up 6.5k in bills and also managed to draft a FSBO agreement to try and sell a property that I own a portion of.. to myselff. Even after I explicit told her I was buying out co-tenants using a cashout refinance.

[Anonymous No.56204360]

>>56204291
>>56204307
I'm so fucking jealous! her fucking bastard child gets to suck these enormous hebrew milkers every day while I get nothing, fucking unfair. I deserve at least one cup of her breast milk!

[Anonymous No.56204368]

selloff is accelerating

[Anonymous No.56204369]

>>56204327
Anon, the entire point of October surprises is that you move the polls just before the election happens. Otherwise the timing is arbitrary.

So if their plot needs to happen now, it'd happen now. And if they needed time to set it up for November, they'd set it up for November.

[Anonymous No.56204371]

>>56204357
sounds like a dumb bitch

[Anonymous No.56204373]

>>56204289
okay almost got me there lol

[Anonymous No.56204374]

>>56204360

[Anonymous No.56204375]

>>56204346
Oof, that's gonna leave a mark.

[Anonymous No.56204377]

>>56204369
thanks for clarifying anon, im just a schizo :)

[Anonymous No.56204378]

>>56204357
>Her
There's ya problem.

[Anonymous No.56204380]

>>56203271
Aaaaand we gap down tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56204384]

>>56204355
I think bears are going to twist everything they possibly can into some doomer narrative but I genuinely think they're completely wrong. It's always the same alarmist bullshit, just like last year.

[Anonymous No.56204398]

>>56204377
No problem, it's good to keep a balance of skepticism and an eye out for anomalies.

[Anonymous No.56204400]

>>56204371
>>56204378
I didn't pick her, a family member did. And that was 2.5% mortgages ago and the house still is unable to closed on because the dumb estate law bitch still hasn't answered my original question which the settlement firm brought up.

[Anonymous No.56204407]

>>56204375
No way, COST has a persistently high P/E ratio

[Anonymous No.56204425]

>>56204271
>Some crashes don't bounce. When there is no bounce, momentum chasers never find themselves reentering.
Ignore the word China. China is just one single recent example to express the concept. This is not exclusively a Chinese dynamic.
This whole conversion is reminding some study that found 70% of the population is incapable of fully processing multipart sentences.

This is why it's easier to just blindly shitpost.

[Anonymous No.56204430]

>>56204291

[Anonymous No.56204435]

>JPMorgan is warning about a “Volmageddon 2.0” with the explosion in the use of zero-days-to-expiration options, estimating that these risky contracts could exaggerate declines to as much as 20% during market turmoil.

[Anonymous No.56204441]

Remember last year when it got like this in September and then mooned because the bear narrative evaporated because there never really was one? I remember

[Anonymous No.56204450]

>>56204441
I remember buying the motherfugin dip in October.

[Anonymous No.56204455]

>>56204425
Your argument makes no sense in the context. US stocks will bounce after a crash.
>why
because the US is a safe haven for foreign capital. China is not.
>why
because of strong property laws and world reserve currency.

[Anonymous No.56204461]

We're probably gonna see even more intraday swinging. The megacrab is unleashed and about to snib like he never snibbed before.

[Anonymous No.56204466]

>>56204450
You buying today? And all the other red days?

>>56204455
But anon, muh BRICS!!

[Anonymous No.56204482]

>>56204466
All. Month. Long.

[Anonymous No.56204496]

>>56204482
I tried to set up a recurring buy for UPRO today but of course it's not allowed lol. Guess I'll just have to do it myself.

[Anonymous No.56204504]

>>56204346
Will President Armstrong fall?

[Anonymous No.56204517]

I just want NVDA and AMD to have normal fucking P/Es.

[Anonymous No.56204535]

>>56204455
>>but what if they don't bounce
>Your argument makes no sense.
>US stocks will bounce
Based retard. Reconfirming my point on inability of the average individual to comprehend compound sentences.

[Anonymous No.56204541]

>>56204517
>NVDA and AMD are just for gaming
Can this retarded meme just die already?? This is how fucking dumb bears are. High peepee ratios have never been an adequate indicator of how expensive a stock should be as long as the companies are doing good business

[Anonymous No.56204549]

How are German 10Y bunds still 2.8%? ECB must be buying otherwise it makes no sense.

[Anonymous No.56204555]

>>56204545
>>56204545
>>56204545

[Anonymous No.56204557]

>>56204535
>but what if they dont bounce? I mean look at China! China didn't bounce!
And I'm telling you why the US stocks will, and what makes US stock market different from China stock market. You can keep speaking in pointless hypotheticals unsupported by facts. I will keep sticking to reality.

[Anonymous No.56204567]

>>56204541
>AI meme du jour
>"good business"

[Anonymous No.56204583]

>>56204541
>this is how fucking dumb bears are
not any dumber than bulls who think NVDA will reach $1000 because everyone will rush to buy their chips to train their own glorified autocomplete, because "that's the future, ok"?

[Anonymous No.56204584]

>>56204557
>still obsessing over the China comparison
lmao. I'm done.
Starting to understand. Why. CRBP talks to you retards. Like this.

[Anonymous No.56204592]

>>56204584
>still comparing to China
you get what you ask for. Glad I could educate you.

[Anonymous No.56204618]

$3k+
>>56204077
Checked. You seem to get digits a lot, closing bell-anon

[Anonymous No.56204688]

>>56204259
Lmao, says the guy comparing two different economic systems. There is a reason Chinese people treat property like an investment. They themselves don't trust the stock market there. While we in America have many Fortune 500 companies that are the top in their fields. Please go read a book or shut the fuck up if you don't even know what your talking about, prick. Shit comeback, btw.

[Anonymous No.56204723]

>>56204688
Unfortunately, my fears were correct. Your mental impairment is unsalvageable.

[Anonymous No.56204782]

>>56204316
What kind of company ?

[Anonymous No.56204807]

>>56204407
Not For the company dipshit. For market sentiment. Remember when tranny retail capital of the world target failed ? If Costco is doing bad we’re definitely in a recession people with move out of stocks and into elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.56205853]

>>56204723
>Another ad hominem
Kek, stop responding if you lost the argument