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[Anonymous No.56163962]

>too dumb to learn how to code
>too uncreative to do art
>too poor to invest
>too weak to do manual labor
>too autistic to do anything involving customer service
>too clumsy to do anything involving vehicles or machinery
>too healthy to get on government disability
What options are left for me other than suicide? I feel like I was born with the exact combination of traits to guarantee failure at life.

[Anonymous No.56163991]

>>56163962
entrepreneurship. just give "shares" to people to do your wori.

[Anonymous No.56164015]

>see autism diagnosis doctor
>dont make eye contact
>??????
>autism diagnosis
its that easy

[Anonymous No.56164041]

>>56163962
You could try be a politician.
Only need to be slightly good at lying.

> You're welcome

[Anonymous No.56164056]

>>56163962
How you considered that your self-assessment might be broken?

[Anonymous No.56164074]

>>56164056
If you lurk in here often, the changes of having autism are higher.
Is like contagious hehe

[Anonymous No.56164239]

>>56164041
>Only need to be slightly good at lying.
Another thing that's impossible for me to do, probably due to the autism.

>>56164056
No it's pretty accurate. I've spent countless time and money trying to do most of these things and failed horribly at them every single time.

[Anonymous No.56164248]

>>56164239
Me too

[Anonymous No.56164265]

>>56163962
just lift bro

[Anonymous No.56164295]

>>56163962
What is your favorite thing to do besides video games?

[Anonymous No.56164309]

>>56164295
Absolutely nothing. Video games are the only thing I find joy in. My lifelong dream has always been to be a game developer but I'm too retarded to even learn programming at the level required to get any kind of job, let alone a job in the game industry.

[Anonymous No.56164328]

>>56163962
God loves you and has a plan for your life
seek the light of Jesus
follow the Holy Spirit's calling for your life

[Anonymous No.56164344]

>>56164309
Nothing changes unless you change something.

Look up a dopamine fast, it's more likely you're fucking your brain up with your lifestyle than it is that your totally inept and incapable. A little discipline would go a long way to solving some of your issues. Too weak? Get stronger.

[Anonymous No.56164367]

>>56164309
That doesn't really leave us any options.
Best go see the autism doctor and get on disability, as mentioned above.

[Anonymous No.56164385]

>>56164309
I'm exactly like you anon. I can't code for shit.
But if you have a great idea for a game, you can pitch it on kickstarter and then use the funding to hire a programmer

[Anonymous No.56164480]

>>56164328
sounds like lazy faggot talk

[Anonymous No.56164530]

>>56164015
>>56164015
>>see autism diagnosis doctor
>>dont make eye contact
>>??????
>>autism diagnosis
>its that easy

[Anonymous No.56165486]

>>56163962
>What options are left for me other than suicide?
you are prefect for the local police department.

[Anonymous No.56165613]

>>56165486
I'm too weak, clumsy, and autistic for that. I'm also afraid of niggers.

[Anonymous No.56165699]

>>56164239
Anon, you didn't answer the question
He asked if your self assessment might be broken and you just responded by checking your self assessment again

[Anonymous No.56165725]

>>56163962
Most of that is fixable if you put in the effort. Start by making friends irl at some sort of club/activity. There are hundreds in every city, just pick one and go. You’ll make friends and feel better, other growth will

[Anonymous No.56165729]

>>56165699
Well it's not. I've been a failure at everything my entire life from the very first memories I have. And not only that but I failed my parents as well because I'm their only child. They honestly would have been better off if they had just decided to end their genetic line and never reproduced because they ended up with the same thing anyway.

[Anonymous No.56165754]

>>56163962
Stop being a sad sack OP. I'm telling I can do those things, even then there's no guarantee you'll find success. I can do most of those things, I'm always getting "sorry we found a better candidate". It's mostly luck, lots of incompetent out there in good positions

[Anonymous No.56165824]

>>56164309
>but I'm too retarded to even learn programming at the level required to get any kind of job, let alone a job in the game industry.
That is not true anon. I work in the industry. I used to think like you until I realised all the masses are literal npc retards. It's all posture, none of them know shit. I guarantee you are smart enough but you have been too demoralised to believe in yourself. Only until you see the vast retardation that is the modern work place will this trigger in you though. But I hope these works nudge you to pursuing a dream. I regret all the years I wasted with my negative mentality. Convinced I wasn't good enough.

[Anonymous No.56165845]

>>56165824
You're kidding right? I maybe dumb but I know that game dev is one of the most difficult and competitive fields to get into. I think even getting a $300k a year job at a FAANG company is easier than breaking into the game industry.

[Anonymous No.56165887]

>>56165845
I think you are dreaming of creating the next greatest thing. There are many people out there churning out bullshit collecting a paycheck.
Realistically chasing your dream for a career is a meme. Just find what you can make the most money with in the next 10 years or so, invest and do what the fuck you want later in life. No one will pay you to pursue your creative dreams. They will pay you to make shit that will make them money.

[Anonymous No.56165968]

>>56163991
Anon, if you go down this route, be careful and understand how overhead cuts into revenue before you start. Don't make the same mistake I made where I just "went for it" like the gurus encourage you to do - you could set yourself back YEARS financially if you fuck up.

[Anonymous No.56165995]

>>56163962
Join WEF keyboard army and get money to demoralize and disinform people on computer

[Anonymous No.56166353]

>>56165887
>just find a way to make money with no skills, no talent, and no intelligence and retire in 10 years
Ok, I'll get right on that.

[Anonymous No.56166537]

1. Pray 2 God Nightly, use the following prayer nightly and in the morning nd the evening ,trust me bro u gotta get in a calm relaxed state and submit fully to the lord nd use the following prayer "I submit myself fully to ur will o lord, by ur loving grace deliver me from the shackles of scarcity unto that which is of your divine abundant nature my lord", just repeat that 10 times in the morning night and the evening, it only works if ur sincere

2. Hit The Gym Every Day, if ur endorphines and testosterone is not flowing at a natural state, ur body is not in homeostasis and going to the gym everyday will lower your autism

3. Ask Ur Parents For Money, if ur parents got a little extra money give them a call and see if they can lend u like 500k to 2m, u don't need much to get a business started and then u just buy a bunch of stuff from china and relabel it and sell it on amazon good luck

[Anonymous No.56166623]

>>56163962
Why not be a property manager for someone who owns multiple properties? Or you could be a merchant marine I doubt clumsiness breaks anything there.

[Anonymous No.56166630]

>>56164309
Toby fox never wrote a line of code be he was an artist. You could go into marketing or something like that.

[Anonymous No.56166638]

>>56165613
Don't they have indoor/HQ people?

[Anonymous No.56166655]

>>56166353
Actually trading might be pretty good for you but you have to build up your seed capital first which is hard.

[Anonymous No.56166667]

>>56163962

[Anonymous No.56166719]

>>56163962
I doubt 90% of that is true. Become a streamer or make youtube videos about a subject you like.

[Anonymous No.56166936]

>>56166655
I've been trading crypto since 2016 and I've basically only lost money on it. Trust me when I say I'm a complete loser at everything.

[Anonymous No.56166951]

>>56166719
Did I mention I also have severe social phobia and self esteem that's so low it's painful to even look at photos of myself or hear my own voice. Like I literally cringe any time I see myself on video.

[Anonymous No.56166955]

Are you too filled with retarded backhanded excuses to buy a bit of kava or bnb to stake it or you can't do that too because you are clearly a fucking child with no self responsibility and no accountability for your own actions though

[Anonymous No.56167161]

>>56166951
Get the fuck over it.

[Anonymous No.56167505]

>>56165824
this. get some udemy beginner course or find some good way to learn, for example, unity shares fun free resources. be patient, build your understanding brick by brick.
with the good resources and tools (gp4 - in a first time use it just to complete the ressources) you can only fail if you stop trying. each time there is a challenge, sincerely understand that you can do it, you will be amazed how far it leads you.