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[Anonymous No.56146477]

The Night Before Heemas

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous: >>56143873

[Anonymous No.56146492]

I might be too scared to trade tomorrow

[Anonymous No.56146502]

"The Fed HAS to hike because muh inflation has been muh ticking higher!"

Funny how the shills always use the same language. Why can't they unironically zoom out and see the drastic decline in inflation since the peak last summer? It's just retarded or disingenuous

[Anonymous No.56146509]

i hoped that this stock
would take off like a rocket
but it's more like a knife
into my eye socket

[Anonymous No.56146510]

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAwtU6yv37s

[Anonymous No.56146513]

>>56146502
>t. Krugman
>fuck food, energy, shelter, and used cars

[Anonymous No.56146518]

>>56146502
Why can't you zoom out and see we're at normal overnight rates and ZIRP is only for when things are absolutely blowing up?

[Anonymous No.56146523]

>>56146502
“The Fed CANNOT hike because muh inflation is lower than peak last summer!”

Funny how the shills always use the same language. Why can’t they unironically zoom in and see that inflation is rising again? It’s just retarded or disingenuous

[Anonymous No.56146526]

>>56146509
Man, that's another *great* one. I hope you have kept all of these because you could *definitely* publish a book of them and have it sell breddy gud.

[Anonymous No.56146530]

>>56146509
Lol that's pretty good.

[Anonymous No.56146537]

API:
Crude -5.25 mil
Gasoline +732k
Distillates -258k
Cushing -2.564 mil

[Anonymous No.56146549]

>>56146537
>Crude -5.25 mil

[Anonymous No.56146563]

>>56146502
The fed will do nothing because powell is a cuck. The market will be down 2% tomorrow, then revert to .5%. Thursday and friday will be neon white.

[Anonymous No.56146567]

GOIN' BACK TO TANGIER
WITH SOME JORDANS AND A SPEAR
POST-CHRISTIAN SHIT
POST CHICKEN AND THE EGG AND DICKS AND SHIT
WHO GIVES A SHIT
PASS THE SHERM STICK
NEO-REALITY
BE THE FREAK YOU WANNA SEE
JUST DON'T FOLLOW ME
I'M ON A JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THREE
GRAB YOUR FUCKING CHAIN AND DRAG YOU THROUGH THE BIKE LANE
WHILE EVERYBODY'S LIKE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.56146569]

>LCID

[Anonymous No.56146581]

[Anonymous No.56146600]

>>56146528
I somehow stumbled onto a company called The Funded Trader and their YouTube channel is a top kek. The larp is insane. The guy who owns the company is grifting zoomers out of "challenge" money and these zoomers don't really grasp the fact that they are trading with demo accounts instead of a live account. Allegedly you have to pass two trading test phases with demo accounts and then they will fund you with a "live" account and then they will pay you out a percentage of your profits. But my understanding is that you are never trading with a live account, it's still a demo account. Then the owner will look at your demo trades and copy them in his live master account to make the real money that is supposed to get paid out to the demo traders for coming up with the trade ideas. But there is fuckery throughout the entire process with manipulation of the demo account market order fills to make traders lose so they have to buy another "challenge" demo account. Because if you fail your test phases they keep the sign up fees and don't have to pay you out anything. And their YouTube has all these traders on there saying they paid all this money in challenge fees just to get 1 payout eventually. And those are supposed to be the success stories. And allegedly they don't pay out to successful traders and come up with excuses to ban them. Seems like a pretty good grift, I'll give him credit for that

[Anonymous No.56146635]

>>56146513
>We shouldn't acknowledge that food, energy, shelter and used cars are heavily speculated upon and artificially overpriced
lel

[Anonymous No.56146645]

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I GOT THIS PREGNANT SNAKE
STAY SURROUNDED BY LONG HAIRS
A PLETHORA OF MANIACS AND SPIRAL STAIRS
make-your-water-break
IN THE APPLE STORE
SINK OR SWIM, WHO FUCKING CARES??
CUT THE BIRTH CORDS, PRESS SEND
YEAH, THIIICK
GAGA CAN'T HANDLE THIS SHIIIT

[Anonymous No.56146651]

>>56146600
>The Funded Trade
Checked
Gonna have to look these fucks up.
Seems like a good idea making a honest fund though. Seriously wonder what is involved in making something like that happen.

[Anonymous No.56146697]

OIL.

[Anonymous No.56146698]

is this bullish or bearish?

[Anonymous No.56146707]

we're gonna pump so hard tomorrow bull bros. if they dont hike they are done

[Anonymous No.56146713]

HEADED FOR THE SAMMY DAVIS WING
THROW UP A BLACK HOLE AT THE ENTRANCE OF LINENS N THINGS ON THE WAY
NEVER CALL IT A DAY
VISIT TESLA'S GRAVE SITE FOR THE NINTH TIME TODAY
STILL ON THE WAY
BIGGER WIGS

[Anonymous No.56146718]

>>56146651
I think the bottleneck from doing it properly and not fraudulently is the demo account aspect. Since the traders aren't active market participants they can't use limit orders and have no idea whether their market orders would actually get filled at the price they received. So there seems to be a lot of bitching about slippage. I saw a guy claim he wanted to sell something for $1700 and the market order filled at $300. So there goes all his profits and therefore no payout from the company. Idk how you can make fake trading more accurate because there is no way to know if you would be filled had you placed a live limit order. But I feel like there has to be a better and more honest way. But these companies actively want their traders to lose and "but in" again. Hence all the propaganda on YouTube from their success stories. One of the success stories was a guy who got a $60k payout but paid $60k in challenge fees to get that. To me that sounds like junkie behavior

[Anonymous No.56146727]

>>56146718
>but in
Buy in

[Anonymous No.56146739]

>>56146569
they're already a zombie company, high rates will just outright kill them

[Anonymous No.56146749]

>>56146492
You'll coward.

[Anonymous No.56146757]

>>56146707
What's the bear thesis for what happens after they don't hike? How will they spin it negatively? "Ohhh that means there's going to be a recession!!" But... I thought we already were in one and that's why we've been seeing some red? It's just all so wishy washy

[Anonymous No.56146763]

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
>I'm in
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.56146771]

>>56146718
I think the real hold back is initial funding, wonder if this is something that could be crowd sourced

[Anonymous No.56146777]

The NSA knows both the size of my portfolio and the hentai I jack it to. What size does my account need to be before this becomes a problem?

[Anonymous No.56146798]

>>56146777
Checked,
asking the real questions I see

[Anonymous No.56146803]

Bears are going to get absolutely killed tomorrow, close your shorts if you can.

[Anonymous No.56146813]

>>56146777
They know how much Little House on the Prairie I watch too. I always hope they are watching it with me.

[Anonymous No.56146817]

Where are my PLNT bros at? Every time I tell myself I'm gonna stop averaging down, I do it again. It's just too big to fail.

[Anonymous No.56146825]

>>56146803
My shorts don't have a fly though.

[Anonymous No.56146826]

>>56146803
What would cause us to rally

[Anonymous No.56146828]

>>56146803
*_____ are going to get absolutely killed tomorrow, close your _____ if you can.

[Anonymous No.56146843]

>>56146803
What? Fed is raising rates by .25%

[Anonymous No.56146856]

>>56146803
YOU'LL CATCH A JPEG TO THE HEAD, ÜBER REACH
YOU'RE AN INTERN, ON WIKILEAKS
MOST LOVED THEREFORE MOST HATED
COME KNOCK ON THE DOOR WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
GAME CHANGER
RECLUSIVE AGGRESSIVE
YINNIN AND YANGIN AND NOIDED
INFO WARRIOR JACK THE HACKER
THE ROLLING STONER
PROPHET OF DISASTER

[Anonymous No.56146864]

>>56146826
Oh I dunno maybe Big Money exercising all of their puts that they've been selling to retail bears

>>56146843
Practically a 0% chance of that

[Anonymous No.56146867]

First recurring basket trade hit the Roth today.

[Anonymous No.56146873]

>>56146867

[Anonymous No.56146875]

>>56146864
>Big Money exercising all of their puts that they've been selling to retail bears
Only the long side can exercise.

[Anonymous No.56146877]

>>56146843
jerome might look like a hawk but he quacks like a dove.

[Anonymous No.56146879]

>>56146873

[Anonymous No.56146889]

>>56146771
Yea idk how much capital would be needed. I'd fully leverage my own assets to make it happen and then seek other investors. But I still think the main hangup is the fact that paying people out from demo account trading is inherently risky and doesn't lend itself well to high frequency large lot trading. He denied a guys payout because the guy was trading with huge lot sizes and scalping too quickly for the trades to be copied in the live account. So even though that guy didn't break any rules and in fact grew his demo account they denied his payout. Idk how you would fix that

[Anonymous No.56146906]

>>56146777
>The NSA knows
These niggas knew that my MCD order would be fucked up at the drive-thru before I even got there.

[Anonymous No.56146912]

MY EXISTENCE IS A MOMENTARY LAPSE OF REASON
GOT THE DNA OF GOTHIC LEMONS
SHRED IT THIRTEEN TIMES OUT OF ELEVEN
YOUR BAD IDEAS ARE THE ATM
SHED MY SKIN
LEAVE IT FOR THE HOMELESS TO SLEEP IN
TRYNA GO FUCK THAT NAUTICAL
TEACHIN' BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

[Anonymous No.56146920]

>>56146906
lol now that is funny. On an unrelated note, make sure you pay your taxes

[Anonymous No.56146922]

>>56146873
>>56146879
VOO
VUG
WMT
F
XOM
DE

[Anonymous No.56146935]

>>56146906
NSA bro just looking out for you. If you want to thank him you can just whisper sweet words into your smart TV before bed.

[Anonymous No.56146937]

>>56146813
giganiggabased

[Anonymous No.56146949]

>>56146889
They make pretty decent simulators
and you could do initial discernment based on peoples P&L. No reason to follow their formula. Perhaps fund small graduated accounts with fair splits of returns.

[Anonymous No.56146952]

>>56146935
>NSA bro just looking out for you
On a serious note, thank you NSAbro. I would be seriously heemed if I drove all the way home before realizing they forgot my mcnuggies and bbq sauce

[Anonymous No.56146982]

i am so lucky my local MCD bats 1000 on orders
i have an extremely picky eater for a wife and it's just a fucking nightmare if there's a pickle or trace of sauce on her burger

[Anonymous No.56146985]

my local mcdicks never misses.

[Anonymous No.56146988]

>>56146949
>No reason to follow their formula
>fund small graduated accounts
True no need to copy those faggots formula. But the problem with live accounts are the PDT rules requiring $25k to not be limited in # of day trades per week. But giving zoomies access to that kind of real capital seems like a disaster waiting to happen. Would have to put hard stop limits on all their trades and lock them out of their accounts if they get out of hand on the day. And then give the risk management team a backdoor into all their accounts

[Anonymous No.56146997]

>>56146982
>extremely picky eater
Why is this allowed?

[Anonymous No.56147008]

>>56146982
how fucking poor are you

[Anonymous No.56147010]

I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
>I'm in
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHING BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

[Anonymous No.56147012]

>>56147008
38
nw 1.2m
pretty poor i guess

[Anonymous No.56147018]

>>56146982
>i am so lucky my local MCD bats 1000 on orders
That's how I know that NSAbro altered my future with that post. Because my MCD typically is very good too. This is the only time I've had to get out of my car and go inside in 2 years of going to this particular location

[Anonymous No.56147021]

McDonald’s always turns my wife into a burping pig

[Anonymous No.56147031]

Why are my GLD calls sinking? Someone here told me gold was going up...
>>56146982
>picky eater wife
I'm on her side. I've only ever had pizza once in my life. Stuff is just yucky.

[Anonymous No.56147037]

>>56146718
Don't "real" brokers have this issue too? As in you really only have the liquidity in your brokerage intraday.

[Anonymous No.56147054]

Can someone please explain why SOXL is so much lower compared to SOXX? Like when SOXX was around this price (Nov 21), SOXL was almost double what it is now. I might be retarded but like what the fuck?

[Anonymous No.56147066]

NOW BACKSTROKE
THROUGH YOUR K-HOLE
DON'T RUNNN
YA MIGHT SLIIIP
THE TABLE'S FLIPPED AND NOW WE GOT ALL THE COCONUTS, BITCH

[Anonymous No.56147076]

>>56147054
SOXL is triple leveraged so it takes a fat shit during downtrends. But everyone who bought when it was below $10 is still sitting pretty so it's all a matter of time.

[Anonymous No.56147087]

Imagine knowing how good/bad your local MCD is. I've been *once* in the last very many years, to the point I was surprised that the nuggets were very different now.

[Anonymous No.56147091]

>>56146825
Kek

[Anonymous No.56147095]

>>56147037
To some extent yes, but difference is with a real broker in a live account you can place a limit order and if it doesn't fill then it's no sweat off your back. Vs being at their mercy with a market order no matter what. And it sounds like the spreads in these demo accounts is artificially marked up to A) make their traders lose on purpose and B) to simulate the slippage that would occur had you placed a market order with those lot sizes in a live account. But everyone knows that you use limit orders always unless you are doing a long term buy and hold strategy. You can't be live day trading with market orders, regardless of the fact that sometimes you get a price improvement. Most times you just get heemed

[Anonymous No.56147119]

>>56147095
Don't let them submit market orders then?

[Anonymous No.56147120]

BURMESE BABIES UNDER EACH ARM
SCREAMIN' BEAUTIFUL SONGS
THE CRAY CRAY ULTRA CONTRARION
HAVIN' CONVERSATIONS WITH YOUR CAR ALARM
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
SOON YOUR CREW WILL BE SERVIN' SANDWICHES NAMED AFTER ME
VIETNAMES STYLE FOOL, PLEASE

[Anonymous No.56147121]

Last time I went to my local McDonalds, which was about a year ago, I was given my food by an old Hispanic lady who spoke to me in Spanish. I instinctively answered in Spanish, but I ordered in English. I haven't WATed that much in a long time. Also, I was kinda stoned.

[Anonymous No.56147134]

>>56146988
Checked
Start with pair trading you get X for the day 5k max or something like that. First 10 trades need justification and agreement.
PDT is covered because it's the firms account so really everyone works out of one account with limited access.

[Anonymous No.56147147]

FRONT ROW AT THE MASS GAMES
UNTRACEABLE BY NAME
YOU SPEAK OF US IN CERTAIN CIRCLES, YOU WILL BE DETHRONED OR DETAINED
GONE
GONE
YOUR SHIT IS GONE
GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

[Anonymous No.56147154]

is there a reason as to why oil companies are doing like shit while the price is at 90 dollars?

[Anonymous No.56147163]

>>56147154
My guess is profit takers causing a pullback.

[Anonymous No.56147167]

>>56147154
the profit from oil price increase lags behind in their qaurterly reports.

[Anonymous No.56147174]

I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I'M IN YOUR AREA
I'M IN
YOUR AREA
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in
I KNOW THE FIRST THREE NUMBERS
>I'm in

[Anonymous No.56147184]

Uranium ?

[Anonymous No.56147187]

>>56147184
Please tell me it’s going up

[Anonymous No.56147196]

>>56147076
true, but shouldnt it also leverage upward when it's green? or is it weighted heavier on downtrend

[Anonymous No.56147225]

>>56147134
Hmmm interesting. But I guessy next question and line of thinking is why shouldn't we just operate like a bank or hedge fund trading desk and then just hire smart kids out of college and pay them a set salary, vs charging a fee to give them "their own" live account and then split the profits.

[Anonymous No.56147267]

>>56147225
Seems like the big attraction to these "prop" firms is that they advertise that you can have access to a six figure trading account for only a few hundred dollars fee. But it's not really that size because A) it's a demo account and B) if you lose 5-10% of that demo account you get booted from the program without a refund of the fee, which is exactly what they want. The nature of the business seems to be a grift. And then to do it properly you would just wind up operating like a bank or hedge fund trading desk.

[Anonymous No.56147276]

>>56147196
Oh it does, that's why it swings hard from like 20 to 26 in a matter of days while it takes SOXX much longer to swing 30%

[Anonymous No.56147311]

And so, the green pendulum swings the other way.

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Energy-General/Energy-Security-Trumps-ESG-Agenda-For-Big-Oil.html

>Despite the record emissions, Big Oil defied environmentalists and ESG-minded investors by saying this year that oil and gas are too important energy sources to be easily dismissed in the energy transition.

>Shell and BP said earlier this year that they would invest more in resilient oil and gas projects than previously planned and would pump more hydrocarbons for longer to meet the world’s needs. “There is no one solution. It is critical that the world avoids dismantling the current energy system faster than we are able to build the clean energy system of the future,” Shell’s CEO Wael Sawan said on Capital Markets Day in June.

>“Oil and gas WILL continue to play a crucial role in the energy system for a long time to come, with demand reducing only gradually over time. Continued investment in oil and gas is critical to ensure a balanced energy transition, because of the growing energy demand I just mentioned, as well as natural decline rates and severe underinvestment in recent years.”

>Reducing global oil and gas production would be “dangerous and irresponsible” as the world still desperately needs those hydrocarbons, Sawan told the BBC a few weeks later.

Yep. I'm thinkin' based. Fuck eco-fascists, embrace energy.

[Anonymous No.56147313]

>>56146749
how is a pause or rate cut bullish??? It’s not
Rate cut = somethings broken .. they need to reverse course with inflation out of control
Which will mean the balance sheet QT will be on overdrive to dump it
Rate pause = duration risk of pain as economy keeps unraveling causing pain that will be longer lasting and cause a deeper recession versus a shallow one

Pray for a rate hike if you’re a bull

[Anonymous No.56147314]

>>56147054
I told you about that volatility decay bro
We told you not to get involved with that

[Anonymous No.56147323]

>>56146567
Yo, I rip mics, stick lames
Wreck nights, spit flames
Lead pipes, split frames
Kid ain't shit changed
Act trife
I grab the mic and bag your wife
Sacrifice you twice
Motherfuckering after life

[Anonymous No.56147328]

Where the FUCK can I watch the FOMC live tomorrow bros?

[Anonymous No.56147339]

>>56147328
youtube

[Anonymous No.56147343]

>>56147328
YouTube maybe?

[Anonymous No.56147354]

>>56147311
>eco-fascists

[Anonymous No.56147375]

How do I do this?
I got my inherited IRA and stuff. I want to leave most of it alone, but I got$60k in a non inherited brokerage account. I want to learn to day trade eventually. They say you have to have a minimum of $25000 to do that. I don't want to risk that much while I'm starting out. This shit is currently at vanguard. I'm thinking I should move it to Schwab or Fidelity. Should I move the IRA too? Should I keep them separate on separate platforms? Does it even matter?
Also which brokerage is better?

Also, why is your board Mumu vs Bobo? I don't understand why a trader is committed to be one or the other. Don't you just bet the way you think it's going today? It's this more of a long position thing?

Yes, I'm too stupid to be day trading, but I learn fast and don't plan to start anytime that soon.

[Anonymous No.56147385]

>>56147375
You sound like you're about to get really fucked.

[Anonymous No.56147388]

>>56147375
>I want to learn to day trade
ngmi

[Anonymous No.56147396]

TEACHIN BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
>TEACHIN BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
TEACHIN BITCHES HOW TO SWIM
>TEACHIN BITCHES HOW TO SWIM

[Anonymous No.56147424]

>>56147187
The guy on Youtube said it would.
Investors who subscribe to his
Canadian/California super secret News letter
Get super secret information.

[Anonymous No.56147440]

>>56147328
My boomer trading program has cnpc built right in

[Anonymous No.56147441]

>>56147328
Bing it, retard.

[Anonymous No.56147443]

>>56147424
I should write a newsletter and charge people for it. I don't think that's illegal.

[Anonymous No.56147446]

>>56147328
Lol it's on the fed website, I watched the last one. Nothing really happens.

[Anonymous No.56147455]

>>56147375
>I don't understand why a trader is committed to be one or the other
And then BOBO Fontaine comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off

[Anonymous No.56147484]

>>56147225
Fair question
The only argument I have is they become sub contractors and performance dictates their profit. Tax burden is entirely on them, this is offset by the fact that they are not gambling their own cash. Risky but could be profitable. Also if they do well enough the access grows, same promise as the other without the grift.

[Anonymous No.56147485]

did somebody say Oil? i made small gains with oil

[Anonymous No.56147491]

>>56147375
DCA all of it into TQQQ
in a year or two you'll be able to retire

[Anonymous No.56147536]

>>56147375
Dude, we talked about this, don't be dumb.

[Anonymous No.56147543]

>>56147311
Kek the anglo oil companies folded the fastest despite having the biggest windmill budgets too.

[Anonymous No.56147546]

>>56147163
so they are bearish regarding oil, so to say?

>>56147167
i should spend more time reading into it. have 500 on exxon that could be rather spent in something else

[Anonymous No.56147577]

>>56147485
>ctrl+f
>16 results
nobody is talking about this
shut up
>happy for you though

[Anonymous No.56147578]

>>56147543
They were the ones funding the protests. The big new thing in modern PR is to find the most radical opposition you can and then expose it to as many people as you can to radicalize them to your side.

[Anonymous No.56147593]

>>56147546
No, they are just faggots.

[Anonymous No.56147600]

>>56147578
Makes sense to me. People are actually starting to have a negative opinion of climate protestors and even gay activists. its amazing how fast people are turning on them.

[Anonymous No.56147605]

>>56147154
Once it shows up in the income statement and the dividends and buybacks continue they'll stop doing like shit.

[Anonymous No.56147612]

>>56147313
I remember when rate hikes were the bearish thing lol you guys can't keep it straight

[Anonymous No.56147619]

>>56147593
meet a redheaded american a while back, he told me he was moving in to my country and that he was gay, went on to ask me for places to hang out so i told him only in the major cities. if this keeps up i might take out a loan someday and open a gay bar, not homo though

[Anonymous No.56147624]

too many bobos in here spy 450 EOW. screencap this

[Anonymous No.56147642]

>>56147624
>too many bobos in here spy 450 EOW. screencap this

[Anonymous No.56147653]

>>56147619
Never tolerate them or take their side. Look at what they did to California.

[Anonymous No.56147655]

>>56147605
dont they need to buy it within the schedule of the ex dividend date? are there people out there oblivious enough to forget that?

[Anonymous No.56147670]

>>56146526
Yes I have them all saved in a txt file
I actually made NFTs of some of them back when that was a fad. You can have the one for the above poem if you pay the gas fees or whatever
https://opensea.io/collection/stock-market-poems
It's number 32

[Anonymous No.56147675]

>>56147655
Elaborate.

[Anonymous No.56147681]

>>56147624
Mumu, are you okay?
Will you tell us that you're okay?
There's a sound at the window
Then Bobo struck you, a crescendo, Mumu
Bobo came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
And then Mumu ran into the bedroom
You were struck down
It was your doom

Mumu, are you okay? Mumu, are you okay?
Are you okay, Mumu?

[Anonymous No.56147694]

>>56147653
the old fucks in my country forced my entire generation to move out, all my friends are gone and the kids that remain to be friends with are all sorts of fucked up and making time for themselves to move out or stay unemployed or with shit jobs well into their 30´s
i have no simpathy for my country anymore and i cant recognize it as the same country in which i was born 26 years ago, if my parents werent alive and i didnt love them soo i would have turned into a Unabomber of sorts, targeting political headquarters of the main prominient parties

[Anonymous No.56147717]

>>56146825
Women’s underwear never does.

[Anonymous No.56147721]

>>56147675
for instance, i bought exxon mobil. last ex-dividend date was Aug 15, 2023 and it was paid in Sep 11, 2023

are there enough people to buy it for the dividends, after August 15, without cheking the ex-dividend date to the point of having an impact on it?

[Anonymous No.56147724]

>>56147694
Even for your own sake though you should never tolerate the gays.

[Anonymous No.56147735]

It's probably, finally, over

[Anonymous No.56147739]

Welp soon my brother's getting married. Frankly it's about time. The girl he's with honestly helped straighten his ass up. (He had a problem with the drink and mixing that with trying to drive; lucky he didn't kill someone). So with that happening pretty much all the family members are settled down now. Exception being my Wife's brother. He's a lost cause. He's a lazy bum who leaches off his parents. They uh kinda got him setup in the guest room/suite off the main house so he comes and goes at will. The fucking place stinks. (open door/window; the smell hits you)

[Anonymous No.56147746]

>>56147735
Hopefully the area under the curve doesn't mean anything. Otherwise God help us.

[Anonymous No.56147748]

>>56147724
i think its an inevitability that they will be around. as i said my generation moved out and all sorts of sexual deviants are coming here to live their retirements or living of their investments. might as well make money with it and help set a standart for their debauchery, as in, where they do it and with whom

[Anonymous No.56147756]

>>56147721
When I said dividends I meant as in increases in the dividend yield, due to the increase in oil prices and the subsequent increase in FCF.

[Anonymous No.56147757]

>>56147748
>might as well
I really don't think that's a good attitude to have. I don't think it works out in the long run.

[Anonymous No.56147768]

Optionsbros, not like this

[Anonymous No.56147776]

>>56147746
The fed said a recession is avoided. Whatever reason would you have to not believe them.

[Anonymous No.56147779]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56147802]

>>56147756
ok, didnt get that. might keep those 500 in xom for a while then and see how it goes

>>56147757
maybe, but to tell you the truth, im quite frankly lost

[Anonymous No.56147818]

>>56147802
You seem to have a good (or at least better than usual) relationship with your parents. I'm sure that helps a little. Church helped me some too, idk what it's like where you live or how you grew up.

[Anonymous No.56147860]

>>56147670
I have zero NFTs or NFT accounts or whatever, never even read about it other than a few random articles. I think you could make a kick ass book out of them though that would appeal to not only tard level traders but also very serious big big boy ones. I think it would be the kind of thing that their families would get them for Christmas and shit and they would really love it, and a lot of the ones like that one above would really hit home with *all* traders/invoosters from at least a few direct experiences all have had.

[Anonymous No.56147862]

It’s over.

[Anonymous No.56147878]

>>56147818
it was great dude, i still remember the general feeling of hope and optimism from the early 2000´s and people and random strangers speaking with each other and being trusting towards one another

[Anonymous No.56147907]

>>56147860
Yeah, I've been told that before
I need to write more poems though, I only have 133, and some of them are specific to /smg/ or 4chan so they won't work
Also I'm never going to publish a book anyway so it doesn't matter

[Anonymous No.56147934]

Anyone actually think the fed might raise tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.56147939]

>>56147934
I do!

[Anonymous No.56147946]

>>56147939
>Queued
>$100
>that interface
You don't think shit. Sorry.

[Anonymous No.56147980]

>>56147878
I remember being warned when I was 10 by a teacher that things were unlikely to go well for our generation but I didn't understand it at the time. I miss the optimism.

[Anonymous No.56148007]

>>56147907
Well that's a shame, you have a very unique niche and a strong talent for it. You essentially have a monopoly on STOOKS poetry.

[Anonymous No.56148012]

>>56148007
Thanks, but most of the ones I post these days are re-runs from last year. I don't get inspired as much anymore

[Anonymous No.56148052]

>>56148012
One very common mistake amongst the youth is thinking they will always be stuck like they are now. It's just like a *good* trade, sometimes you just have to lay back and wait patiently, and even leave some room for the completely unforeseen surprises in life. They wouldn't be surprises if you knew they were coming ahead of time. Shit, 30 years ago I never would have guessed I'd wind up spending all day and all night concerning myself with STOOKS and trading NATGAS. Nothing anywhere even close to that kind of shit. Ah, the wild ass stops along the way from there to here, hory shet.

[Anonymous No.56148057]

>>56147980
i feel mostly for those born a mere half a dozen years after me. it´s like they were born in plato's cavern and all they are conditioned to know is the decay of post 9/11 and the 2008 crisis.

[Anonymous No.56148066]

>>56147934
No, of course not
It's not about whether they raise tomorrow, it's whether they declare the fight is over or not, the forward guidance
In case you're unaware or have been living under a rock, Eurozone economy is collapsing, and even though inflation is surging higher / worse in EU than in US, the recession is so bad (and monetary policy lags) that ECB already waved the white flag and failed to contain inflation, prioritizing the economy over inflation
The Fed cannot do this, as US economy relative to EU economy is stronger, and inflation pressures are roaring back here as they are in EU and worldwide (eg. PPI 14 month high)
Fed must signal that depending on incoming data there may be more increases - they will not shut the door on more hikes
this will cause bonds to sell off and break off into uncharted territory, new lows / new yield highs, it will also make the dollar jerk higher, both will make stocks fall
however, the market is extremely manipulated, and dictated by hedging and 0dte - so it may go like
>2pm press release, as expected - relief for volatility hedges
>hedges come off, feedback loop of dealers covering short shares for delta neutral
>2:30pm Powell speech, signal not done yet
>sell off
>flat close - puts get fucked, calls get fucked, everyone gets fucked except MM
>in coming days / weeks the reality of yields going higher sinks in, markets sell off - but not before shaking off the shorts with some big premarket +0.5% rallies that evaporate before 10:00am

[Anonymous No.56148084]

>>56148066
it doenst help the eurozone that that bitch lagarde is clearing bidding her time to possibly run for french presidency

[Anonymous No.56148092]

>>56148057
We barely got a glimps of the way things were. DESU the real destruction happened in the 60s/70s before our parents were even born.

[putsRnotDaWae No.56148097]

>>56148066
Nice midwit wall of text. In reality, Powell confirms they are done hiking, markets begin climbing to ATH, SPX 5000 before EOY.

[Anonymous No.56148098]

>>56148057
Shit, when I was born and a kid there was inflation that Volcker wound up having to slam back down, gas lines, hostages in Iran, constant fears of nuclear war with Russia, a crack epidemic sweeping the nation, and cars burning leaded gasoline. You faggots don't know shit about fuck.

[Anonymous No.56148104]

>>56148066
>inflation pressures are roaring back here
trumpsayingwrong.png

Seriously it's just not true my guy

[Anonymous No.56148126]

>>56148098
boo fucking hoo. the cold war was shit. but i wasnt born in the cold war.

[Anonymous No.56148146]

>>56148126
No, boo fucking hoo is you faggots, I'm not complaining at all, you faggots are the one "things aren't to my liking I'm going to kms myself".

[Anonymous No.56148148]

>>56148104
>inflation pressures are roaring back here
>Seriously it's just not true my guy
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/pce-price-index
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/producer-price-inflation-mom
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/producer-prices
https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/inflation-rate-mom
take your pick
and this is not a US only phenomenon, it is happening worldwide

>>56148097
No. You are a retarded Swede. You were also wrong about ECB hiking, and tried for an entire thread to deny that you were wrong and cover up your butthurt. It was embarrassing to witness as a 3rd party.

[Anonymous No.56148189]

>>56148146
i never said im going to kill myself. i said im going to open up a gay bar for american homos coming here. now imagine thinking you had it though on the most afluent nation on hearth. there are hobbos in california with more assests and wealth than most other people in the world in the same situation

[Anonymous No.56148191]

>>56148148
Unironically zoom out and then zoom out some more. People freaking the fuck out over these "cRaZy" inflation numbers are utterly braindead and cannot seem to fathom the concept of holding something longer than a few weeks at the absolute most

[Anonymous No.56148211]

>>56148189
Yeah, I've literally slept over 1500 nights on the ground, in recent years, I know the hobo life directly thanks to the Great Recession.

[Anonymous No.56148219]

>>56148191
6 months performance
https://finviz.com/futures_performance.ashx?v=15

[Anonymous No.56148226]

>>56148066

If he is hawkish yen/USD will crash the global financial system. It’s that simple. He’s going to tame the dollar. We’ve seen time and time again he doesn’t want to crash anything (last yen dump, British pension crisis, regional banks)

[Anonymous No.56148235]

>>56148066
>Eurozone economy is collapsing
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.56148238]

>>56148211
well, are you shiting with me or are you being serious? chances still are that some poorfag from the US earns as much or slightly more as the average in the richest european countries

[Anonymous No.56148264]

>>56148238
Absolutely serious. I have fished and foraged for food and slept where there was no phone signal for miles around. I had a wind up radio that would last maybe 3 minutes at a time to get the weather reports.

[Anonymous No.56148267]

>>56148235
Lol. Buddy. You have no idea.
https://tradingeconomics.com/germany/manufacturing-pmi

[Anonymous No.56148268]

>>56148267
Thats the same in the US

[Anonymous No.56148274]

>>56148268
It is worse in the EU than it is in the US.
It is also bad in the US.
But it is turd sandwich vs diarrhea sandwich - and the diarrhea sandwich is worse than the turd sandwich (unless you like it extra wet)

[Anonymous No.56148279]

>>56148274
In the EU its primarily due to the Ukraine war though. So the US being bad is more worrysome

[Anonymous No.56148289]

The NASDAQ Composite will lose between 70% and 90% of its value in the next 24 months.

[Anonymous No.56148291]

>>56148264
if that is so, how do you leave that situation? i only ever got to be an hobo for a week because i´ve beaten the living crap of my former work surpervisor. it wasnt all that bad because i already had bought a plane ticket to go back home and had already made plans/savings to go back to studying

[Anonymous No.56148297]

>>56148279
>In the EU its primarily due to the Ukraine war
and *that* is primarily because the EU shut down so much of its energy and became almost totally dependent on Russian gas for industry. Well, that and you tried to sell cars with subscription access to the built in heated seats.

[Anonymous No.56148303]

>>56148289
>The NASDAQ Composite will lose between 70% and 90% of its value in the next 24 months.
Less, if X goes ahead with their proposed subscription model.
All tech is poised to see a massive culling.
I'll be safe with my TLT longs, sleeping cozy and safe. he he he he

[Anonymous No.56148307]

>>56148279
and that is because the EU has no natural energy sources, whereas the US has them but wont exploit them to full capacity due to Biden´s new green deal and all that shit
there is a saying in europe, when Germany snezzes, everyone in the eurozone gets sick

[Anonymous No.56148312]

>>56148291
I got offered a gig for a few months, saved that money, then 2020 happened and got the 2 stimulus checks. I kept all of that for when that gig was to end I'd have to return to the woods, but a serious health issue hit me out of nowhere and someone let me stay with them for a while and I started using that saved up money to trade so I could grow it. Here I am.

[Anonymous No.56148315]

If the FED doesn’t raise rates I’ll suck everyone’s dick, that wants a bj

[Anonymous No.56148320]

>>56148307
EU has energy resources, It's just illegal to exploit them.

[Anonymous No.56148323]

>>56148315
Gross, fuck off with the faggot shit.

[Anonymous No.56148348]

My wife is pregnant. Is that a good investment financially speaking?

[Anonymous No.56148355]

Today again?

[Anonymous No.56148358]

>>56147375
lol I can already tell you're not going to make it. Sad times!

[Anonymous No.56148359]

>>56148312
nice

>>56148320
it´s illegal because old fucks are afraid it will devalue their homes and make the tourism industry soar. still, doubt it could feed the entire contient for long

[Anonymous No.56148366]

imagine leaving a good chunk of your life's work to your son when you die and you look down from heaving and he gambles it all away cuz he's a moron

[Anonymous No.56148370]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56148373]

>>56148359
I have land in greece on a mountain from my father and some in another place further north from mother. I VILL DIG FOR OIL/GOLD/WHATEVER METAL

[Anonymous No.56148374]

>>56148348
>My wife is pregnant. Is that a good investment financially speaking?
Mine too.
Son or daughter? I lucked out and amd having a son

[Anonymous No.56148396]

>>56148066
This is good analysis. Not sure why other anons are giving you shit for it.

[Anonymous No.56148406]

>>56148396
>Not sure why other anons are giving you shit for it.
combination of paid shills and delusional bulls who have drank the kool aid

[Anonymous No.56148408]

soxx just entered its poopoopeepee zone

[Anonymous No.56148410]

>>56148373
well. good luck at getting all those licenses and clearing of your mountain from all the parasitic protestors.

[Anonymous No.56148414]

>>56148366
why did he turn out to be a moron in the first place?

[Anonymous No.56148420]

Today I bought $82 worth of LEGO(®) as a hedge for tomorrow
wagmi

[Anonymous No.56148423]

>day 103 of owning $32k cost basis of sqqq

[Anonymous No.56148427]

>>56148406
Are you shorting europe? I closed all my positions except oil before FOMC and not sure whether I should just buy SOXS instead after the day is done. European index is still linked with american one and if america won't have correction I don't think europe will.

Another thing is inflation = stocks go up. Even if europe is falling apart eu stocks can still keep pumping..

[Anonymous No.56148430]

>>56148374
Does he look like you? It's crazy how the "rule"
>son like mother, daughter like father
applies in our family tree


>>56148066
You practically gave valid reasons for retarded plays they would do anyways even without these reasons.

I yesterday thought we would pump yesterday unexpected. They did the COMPLETE opposite. Luckily for me, I didn't care and just leave my shorts open even if they'd go negative, though I didn't short as hard as I could on caution. So it is expected that today something retarded will happen again.

>>56148410
Kek, that village is practically empty, the road up to it is like 5-7 minutes serpentines with car/motorcycle and it is the only road by car. The village is about 400m above sea. Nobody knows what you do up there. I'm not the only, several people have land up there. But we have olives trees and I'd like to dig a little under them.

My father just told me a few days ago they found archaic lamps from several decades or hundred years ago when he was a child.

[Anonymous No.56148431]

>>56148410
Those green commies need to be hanged.

[Anonymous No.56148451]

>>56148427
>Are you shorting europe? I closed all my positions except oil before FOMC and not sure whether I should just buy SOXS instead after the day is done. European index is still linked with american one and if america won't have correction I don't think europe will.
I'm not actively shorting Europe, I don't hold any Euro currencies and I don't play in Forex, but I am investing in screenshots of retarded investments
Pic rel, some retard anon I wanted to call the N-slur for buying these contacts but I won't. Can't wait to see a single ARM share go for the price of a pea dog in a few months.

[Anonymous No.56148457]

>>56148430
>ID
>Bullock
>BullOK (I hope Mumu won't be ok today)

>>56148451
>HeEM

[Anonymous No.56148466]

>>56148430
nice for you, as for me i live literally over the hill where they are starting to mine lithium. that other side of the hill is one of the poorest regions in the country and western europe. still they show up there to protest

[Anonymous No.56148475]

It ends today.

[Anonymous No.56148490]

Just by looking at the S&P Daily, I can't imagine how it's going to end. It looks bad. Rather bearish but an upward move like August possible.

>>56148466
Yeah well, Lithium mining is a different thing I guess. Isn't it toxic or is it only in South America where there are those Lithium ponds or whatever they are in these deserts. I guess because they extract it chemically rather than manually.

In my case there would also licenses be needed I'm pretty sure. I just meant a little private investigation. Really digging anything out, should there be anything I wouldn't be able to do on my own.

[Anonymous No.56148513]

>>56148490
We just completed a nested double top. It doesn't get any more bearish than that. The more closely a ticker follows the bubble meme chart, the harder the crash when it collapses. We are entering into a once in a hundred years correction, on the same level as the 1929 crash, if not worse.

[Anonymous No.56148523]

SPXL anon is gonna get rekt.

[Anonymous No.56148532]

>>56148490
probably it is, even if likely less toxic than Chile since it has to follow some sort of regulations, and in the case they fail to comply and the governament doesnt enforce it you can escalate it to european courts. but its not as if it matters, that place was only ever good for raising cattle, and since we entered the EU cattle heads have dropped drastically and most of their people moved out and only the old ones are left. the plans seems to be to revitalize the region with mining and manufactoring jobs by feeding the entire continent with litium for energetic transition. but so far it seems to me they are only mining it at the behest of foreign companies for exportation and no manufactoring facilities have been done yet.

[Anonymous No.56148539]

>we looked at the data
jpow gonna drop some bombs today

[Anonymous No.56148546]

>>56148523
>#American Johnny! Where are you!?#

[Anonymous No.56148549]

Heres how the FED works. Billionaire (((David Rubinstein))) of the (((Carlyle Group))) hires Jerome Powell at his investment firm and then years later lobbies President Donald Trump to appoint Jerome Powell as head of the federal reserve. Also David Rubinsteins daughter Gabrielle was the CO-Chair of Donald Trumps 2016 presidential campaign....See how it (((((Works)))) now?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Rubenstein

[Anonymous No.56148552]

In case y'all niggas forgot how to use the zoom button, this is what the S&P500 and NASDAQ look like right now.

[Anonymous No.56148553]

>>56148539
I bet the banks are pumping Oil, looking at official inflation data being exactly where it is estimated and thinks
>Hmm, they probably assume next CPI to be higher, so let's buy Oil as when we buy it is inside the expectation that is our limit. Powell won't be able to hike but we can still make everything more expensive
>Since inflation is y/y and Oil was crazy high 2022 we can pump it up easily to 90-100 and it still will be 0% y/y.

>>56148532
That sure is cheaper, just to mine it and export it. Probably to the US to manufacture it and buy it back more expensive if not to China.

[Anonymous No.56148573]

>>56148553
>pump it up easily to 90-100 and it still will be 0% y/y.
What it actually will be thanks to that retard pump in October 2022. Literal mood swing.

[Anonymous No.56148594]

>>56146502
Unironically.. a non-hike would be worse (bearish) than a hike as yields blow out, and yet a hike generates NII for mega caps and gives them more capital up front.. plus gives the idea that no recession is coming.

[Anonymous No.56148620]

>>56148553
its mostly for within the european market, but there are also australian companies such as Rio Tinto so i guess its also for however is willing to pay
but in this case they ought to go for added value. but for that you need money and the locals are known for not having savings and being risk adverse, political retardation culls foreign investment and the european funds are decided by some retarded bureaucrats in brussels with the expected effectiveness as you came to hope from the european political system

[Anonymous No.56148621]

>>56148594
This probably will be the play. The "no hike on recession worries"-dump. If not today then tomorrow after a fake retard pump.


Man, EU pumping, I knew I shouldn't have added shorts 1 hour ago. At least I closed some right before the pump. What a stupid game.

[Anonymous No.56148628]

>FOMC wednesday

curious there won't be any hikes or cuts...what's really gonna happen in October?

[Anonymous No.56148636]

>>56148370
Good for verizon?

[Anonymous No.56148635]

>>56148628
things might be really bad or really good, with a chance of staying the same for the foreseeable future before going up or down

[Anonymous No.56148639]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56148661]

uh, what the fuck happened the past week?

[Anonymous No.56148666]

>UK CPI (Y/Y) Aug: 6.7% (est 7.0%; prev 6.8%)
- CPI (M/M) Aug: 0.3% (est 0.7%; prev -0.4%)
- CPI Core (Y/Y) Aug: 6.2% (est 6.8%; prev 6.9%)
- CPI Core (M/M) Aug: 0.1% (est 0.6%; prev 0.3%)

They actually EXPECTED CPI to be higher than previous month at a 6-7% range. That's how you can pump anything.

>>56148620
I actually think the EU parliament is worse than national ones. And we know they are corrupt. If for Qatar, why not Australia etc?

[Anonymous No.56148696]

>>56148219
I just noticed that corn is getting kind of cheap. Below $450 might be a good slurp.

[Anonymous No.56148699]

Reminder that you don't actually own your securities and if your broker goes bankrupt you will take a massive haircut and your remaining liquidated funds will be locked up for months or years.

You've got insurance, right?

[Anonymous No.56148701]

>>56148639
uuuhm, thats good right?

[Anonymous No.56148716]

>>56148666

the problem is not corruption per say. last year i had an exam on modern history, the teacher wanted me to speak about versailles. i had a great grade despite barely studying that shit (she wanted us to speak about french court life, the sort of shit only women care about) because i managed to write around it speaking of its symbolic value. one of my cases was

>king Louis had centralized the power of decision making in his figure as opposed to the regional parliaments, this allowed for more definite and stronger stances on recurring issues, however it also meant less effective policy making. on one hand because the king was detached from the local issues, or maybe because the same problem in different areas manifests different sintoms, there was also the issue that by the time the back and forth between officials of the king and the king himself was done that circumstances could have changed rendering its orders not only useless, but sometimes exacerbating the problem even further

i think its the same problem with the european parliament, added to that there is the fact that larger countries have more deputies, even if they try and balance it out it ends up meaning that they can block progress either because its not in their constituents interest or because they feel they have more pressing matters

[Anonymous No.56148718]

>>56148701
No, it's a pisspoor market.

[Anonymous No.56148721]

I will laugh so hard if Jerome does a suprise fuck you with a 100 bps hike

[Anonymous No.56148734]

>>56148701

[Anonymous No.56148749]

>>56148716
So, practically "detachment" or "lack of efficiency due to bureaucratism" (although in Louis' case it was less federalism, but less efficiency because of distance and lack of tech to overcome this problem)

[Anonymous No.56148772]

>>56148718
>>56148734
you are sending me mixed signals. They look so happy? Isnt that what the stock market is all about?

[Anonymous No.56148785]

>>56148639
>>56148734
animals

[Anonymous No.56148817]

>>56148749
ye. but i also stated the case that

>by effectively tricking its nobility into a luxurious confinement within the palace, they took the nobility from their estates, where they would fiscalize their peasants. gradually their productivity fell (and quite possibly set the foundations for such a strong syndicalist movement in France) rendering France poorer over time, and in order to maintain such an expensive control mechanism they had to take away money they would otherwise invest in their economy, in order to pay for the luxury of the court. gradually France would be overtaken by England as a consequence.

[Anonymous No.56148822]

>>56148734
>>56148639
Ubermenschen

[Anonymous No.56148823]

>>56148066
pretty good analysis desu. Stop losses will be chased, but overall trend will go down as 2024 is looking like a no growth year.
I'm just wondering if the VIX will keep getting suppressed this whole time

[Anonymous No.56148843]

>markets

https://youtu.be/W7CwuA4dm2s?si=iSviuMoVC3CqeRYt

[Anonymous No.56148890]

>>56148699
reminder that even if you have money on your bank account bankers will ask various document before they give you money

[Anonymous No.56148897]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.56148899]

>>56148661
Typical September shenanigans.

[Anonymous No.56148903]

>>56148890
It's just for show, these same banks give loans to Tyquan Daquandrius III & Lakeisha Lejacksaquanda

[Anonymous No.56148905]

>>56148890
Yes, but it is primarily because they want to be sure it is you, otherwise they'd be the idiots who lose money, cause they gave money to the wrong person who didn't have the right to that money. You still would have the right to the full amount of money even though somebody else withdrew. But it also matters how much you were at fault for causing this situation as well as the bank.

[Anonymous No.56148912]

Is there a Fed decision every week or what

[Anonymous No.56148920]

>>56148912
No but some bullshit that allegedly may influence the Fed decision thus moving markets because the market is practically always ASSOOMING.

[Anonymous No.56148922]

>>56148920
Bullshit

[Anonymous No.56148931]

>>56148922
What do you think these reports are for? Without movement no money to be made (except divvies)

[Anonymous No.56148943]

The robopunk future is rad.

[Anonymous No.56148945]

>>56148905
Yeah that was long time ago. nowadays they say want to know the source and purpose of the money to fight against ''terrorism''

[Anonymous No.56148964]

Found baggots wife eating snacks

[Anonymous No.56148966]

Buying crox now is like buying nike before releasing the Air Jordan.

[Anonymous No.56148967]

Can anyone redpill me on not buying Veon in the Dutch market, seems like a very undervalued stock that took some hits from the Zigger war bu financials are looking good.

God I wish it would rocket already

[Anonymous No.56148972]

>BofA revises higher S&P 500 year-end forecast by 7% to 4,600
>The firm previously saw the year-end target for the S&P 500 at 4,300

It's over.

Also, meme companies pumping the hardest on DAX. You just know.

[Anonymous No.56148973]

>>56148967
All telecom companies are value traps

[Anonymous No.56148979]

>>56148964
New goyslop girl dropped. Even looks like her.

[Anonymous No.56149025]

AI portfolio
>Mettler Toledo
>CROX
>Ulta beauty
>Dollar general
>European bank stocks
>Idex laboratories

[Anonymous No.56149029]

Ok this was it for the day, either we dump in a few hours for no reason or we wait til US rate decision. Fuck EU. Bye

[Anonymous No.56149072]

>>56147385
>>56147388
>>56147455
>>56147491
>>56148358
So then what are all of (you) doing here?

[Anonymous No.56149085]

What eve is this schizoid market? Today's movements completelt reversing yesterday... I can understand DAX since PPI keeps dumping which should mean better profits for companies while lower classes get shr3kt... England, Swedistan, and others will be hiking after FED but that is apparently already priced into this bull run somehow

[Anonymous No.56149131]

>>56149085
Shorting Sweden is no fun anymore. This shitcoin repumps a whole day in 1-2 hours. And last week it did 3 days in less than 24 hours. This is a bull's market. A dying bull, but a fighting bull.

I actually fear Riksbank's hike will pump it, lol.

[Anonymous No.56149154]

TTOO buyout is brewing

[Anonymous No.56149172]

>>56149131

>final hike
>need more data to assess the situation
>inflation is under control and going steadily down (nvm the 20+% inflation over 15 months)
>strong economy
It's the same crap every time. Every bank says the same thing every time. I am getting real tired of this charade. The markets will most likeky pump on the prospect of this being the last hike. Same thing in the US. And Jpow will most likely pause today, adding further fuel to the bull run.
My only consolation is that NpCs will refinance their mortgages soon

[Anonymous No.56149183]

>>56149085
>>56149172

It just goes on. No stop. No indicator means anything anymore. In fact they are always indicating the opposite.

The market knows the central banks are ok with stagflation so it will only be swinging around until rate cuts.

In other words: Investors won

[Anonymous No.56149197]

>>56149183
>In other words: Investors won
i'm an """""investor""""" and i don't feel like i'm winning. bought a shitload of ASML/AMAT at ath and they both keep dumping. is the semi industry kill?

[Anonymous No.56149208]

>>56149172
There are constantly coming out news today. They are literally partying on 6,7% inflation in the UK instead of 7,0% anticipated after 6,8% last month. THEY ARE CHEERING.

[Anonymous No.56149212]

>>56149183
>"This is massive"

>Mark Cudmore says the surprise UK inflation data could spark a split in the Bank of England ahead of Thursday's crucial rate decision

lmao

[Anonymous No.56149231]

is €20k a lot of money in central/west EU?

[Anonymous No.56149290]

>>56148716
>sintoms
I hope you're not copying and pasting.

[Anonymous No.56149298]

>>56148427
>Another thing is inflation = stocks go up.
Don't they only go up relative to the inflating currency though? I guess if the dollar is blowing up then everyone's stocks will go up though.

[Anonymous No.56149303]

>>56148264
>>56148238
Who fucking cares if you "earn more" if you're not even allowed to sleep inside in the country you were born into.

[Anonymous No.56149317]

Should i long or short TESLA ?

[Anonymous No.56149328]

>>56148427
>>56149298
>inflation = stocks go up
>no inflation = no hikes/maybe cuts = stock go up
We know it's a stupid game.

[Anonymous No.56149341]

>>56149317
Don't enter a trade if you think it's a coin flip

[Anonymous No.56149354]

>>56149154
But at what market cap? It has fallen 99%.

[Anonymous No.56149371]

Goddamn I love NatGas

[Anonymous No.56149425]

>>56149371
>contango
you're losing about 10% of a contract's value every month due to this

[Anonymous No.56149449]

>>56149025
The AI portfolio will BTFO all sptards put together, but you only need to hold CROX as it is going to the moon

[Anonymous No.56149457]

>>56149072
Screwing around with like $6k with a lot more knowledge than you have and doing about this well >>56146581
Keep it in low fee index funds. You're fine. Imagine loosing all of that.

[Anonymous No.56149463]

>futures

[Anonymous No.56149465]

>>56146477
How far could arm dump before it start pumping so when is a good buy?
45? 40?

[Anonymous No.56149473]

>>56149449
Crocs?

[Anonymous No.56149477]

>>56149465
Micro controllers are already moving away from ARM again. It's probably only a matter of time before everyone does something cheaper.

[Anonymous No.56149486]

>>56149477
Apples own chip?

[Anonymous No.56149488]

>>56149465
>pump arm
>>>/fit/

[Anonymous No.56149494]

Oil bros...

[Anonymous No.56149496]

>>56149486
Apple will probably stay the longest, they don't have to pay for licensing fees.

[Anonymous No.56149514]

>>56149494
its over.

[Anonymous No.56149536]

oilbros, we got too cocky again

[Anonymous No.56149582]

>futures

Bobros , we are so fucked. Should have sold my putd yesterday

[Anonymous No.56149600]

>>56149072
Shitposting. And not daytrading.

[Anonymous No.56149606]

>>56149425
>JUST IN: Traders slash the odds of a Bank of England interest-rate increase drastically after data showed inflation unexpectedly slowed in the UK

Everybody thinks BoE peaked because 6,7% after 6,8% instead of 7%. I hope they all get BTFO. They most likely don't care, are hedged to the max and do this to lure in Newsconsoomers.

[Anonymous No.56149623]

Hawkish fed should hike rates again but I doubt it will happen

[Anonymous No.56149655]

>>56149341
they are all coin flips
fake jewish market

[Anonymous No.56149662]

>>56149655
That's why you buy low and sell high. Now the difficulty is, name one thing that is low. So far it seems that most people I talked to about that confuse "actually historically low" with "I think it's gonna go higher therefore it's low".

[Anonymous No.56149669]

there is zero selling from europe lol

[Anonymous No.56149685]

>>56149465
ARM is a shitty business. The only play for it is that a mega corps want a stake in the technology and pump the price upwards (Apple, Nvidia, Amazon, or Google)

[Anonymous No.56149701]

>>56149662
i agree
indexes and a few companies with modest dividends, everything else is overpriced garbage
actually those are usually garbage too but only slightly less so
honestly i hate this market

[Anonymous No.56149721]

>>56149662
>Now the difficulty is, name one thing that is low.
Crox
Inmode
Ulta Beauty
European banks
Dolla general
Mettler Toledo

[Anonymous No.56149871]

>>56149317
Musk is gonna be indicted on Tesla fraud

[Anonymous No.56149876]

>>56149871
musk will go to prison for not hiring asylum seekers

[Anonymous No.56149884]

They should hike, but does powell have the brass.
Who the fuck am I kidding, hyper-stagflation is the future.
I hate this country so fucking much

[Anonymous No.56149891]

Based Jensen dabbing on baggies

[Anonymous No.56149898]

>>56149871

Fraud? Futures are green it will most likely pump

[Anonymous No.56149902]

>The algos don't stop buying
>They will undo 2 days of dumping again in 5-6 hours.

I wouldn't cry if somebody blew up the stockmarket

[Anonymous No.56149906]

>>56149891
but it's pocket change to him!

[Anonymous No.56149911]

>>56149891
Didnt SVB CEO do this 14 days before they had a fucking bank run?

[Anonymous No.56149918]

>>56149898
some news was being leaked late yesterday, that he was pending a grand jury investigation.

[Anonymous No.56149933]

>>56149891
>100 P/e
>CEO sells stock.
>Somethings up...???????
Yeah the CEO isn't a subhuman.

[Anonymous No.56149942]

>futes

[Anonymous No.56149975]

I thought there was a new thread, no.
No one spoke for 8 minutes.
Not sure it's a top or bottom signal but it means something

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56149980]

>>56149933
>record profits
He is subhuman. He should be giving his good old union boys 60% pay raises plus bonuses and free gender confirmation surgeries instead of lining his own pockets.

[Anonymous No.56149990]

>>56149975
Even the fuckin curreny market does the same moves as stocks. SEK/EUR repumping a 2 hour dump in 1 hour. fuckin BULLWHORES

[Anonymous No.56149991]

>>56149980
He should double their salaries and bankrupt the company.

[Anonymous No.56149992]

yikes, oilbaggots
get out while you can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YT_kzxlF-M

[Anonymous No.56150017]

>>56149992
No.

[Anonymous No.56150034]

Does Riksbank think they are the ECB or Fed or why do they feel the need to discuss 5 1/2 hours?

[Anonymous No.56150055]

>bloomberg shilling ukrainian bonds because nato welfare is keeping their gdp at the same level as before the war while the bonds are priced 30 cents to the dollar
Now this is a bull case I’m actually willing to believe.

[Anonymous No.56150066]

>>56150055
>Buying bonds of a country that is in a war
There is no shame when it's about making money, right?

[Anonymous No.56150075]

>>56150066
You just know they’re going to pump massively before Zelensky rug pulls and ends up a trillionaire

[Anonymous No.56150116]

>>56150075
This whole financial world is only about scamming the next person.

The last 2 weeks I really lost fun in trading. It's sickening and unfun when you realize that all the moves the market does is just to fuck as many people as possible, no matter if it makes sense or not and last thursday+friday was the best proof. Especially that rugpull 5 mins before US open on friday.

[Anonymous No.56150117]

>>56146952
>mcnuggies and bbq sauce
Nobody with an oven at home should ever need to buy these. You can get a multi-pound bag of frozen nuggies at the grocery store and choose from a yuge selection of bbq sauces and all of it costs a small fraction of what you pay minimum wagies to hopefully not fuck up at Macdondal.

[Anonymous No.56150119]

should i invest in anything right now or should i stay 100% cash until the recession is over?

[Anonymous No.56150127]

>>56150055
Where can I buy them

[Anonymous No.56150130]

>>56150116
>trading
Try investing.

[Anonymous No.56150138]

>>56150116
zoom out, we've been consolidating the past few weeks into a flag. You should be able to recognize this if you're trading, and dont enter positions until a move is decided.

[Anonymous No.56150141]

>>56150130
no, that's worse. That's what you call it when your trades go bad, as mine on that day. Then you call it investing.

[Anonymous No.56150160]

>>56150157
>>56150157
>>56150157
new
>>56150157
>>56150157
>>56150157
new

[Anonymous No.56150163]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp6Qn8IwPf8

[Anonymous No.56150165]

>>56150141
No that's when you buy undervalued companies and sell them when they're above fair value. If you figure it out you'd be begging for the stocks to go down so you can get them at a cheaper price.

[Anonymous No.56150202]

>>56150117
CmDondal forces me to only eat 6 chicken nuggets and one packet whereas I will otherwise eat the whole bag and 1/4 the bottle of bbq sauce. With MCD I pay for the small portion

[Anonymous No.56150220]

>>56150066
Not just at war but with a foreign dictator and no population.
I'd rather have Chinese bonds than Ukrainian bonds.

[Anonymous No.56150388]

>>56149876
It’s almost as if the federal government has turned into some sort of weaponized arm of the Democratic Party.

[Anonymous No.56150408]

>>56149918
I dunno, I’m seeing a fuck ton of Teslas in the road around here,

We’ve got a multi-front federal assault against Elon Musk, because he won’t fall in line with the weaponization of his starlink network, and his failure to shut down conservative speech on Twitter.