/smg/ Stock Market General

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103356]

stocks

they go up edition

previous edition can be found by visiting the archive

[Anonymous No.56103367]

bobo are you okay ??

[Anonymous No.56103368]

Baggie I fuckin hate you so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.56103370]

more damage control on NVIDIA/CoreWeave... once again not addressing the real concerns
https://investorplace.com/2023/09/nvda-stock-alert-nvidia-addresses-coreweave-rumors-at-citi-conference/

[Anonymous No.56103375]

ding ding ding

let's get started GLTA my energy bulls

[Anonymous No.56103376]

Yields spiking back up at open. Red day today.

[Anonymous No.56103378]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.56103380]

worst /smg/ ever

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103382]

>>56103368
What the fuck did I do?

[Anonymous No.56103383]

A GREEN CANDLE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

[Anonymous No.56103385]

>>56103370
prev thread:
https://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/56077476/cwg-coreweave-generalhttps://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/56077476/cwg-coreweave-generalhttps://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/56077476/cwg-coreweave-generalhttps://boards.4channel.org/biz/thread/56077476/cwg-coreweave-general56077476

[Anonymous No.56103392]

Wanna be a baller
>Shock Collar
>20 inch blades
>on the impala
>Holla, getting laid tonight
>Swisher roll tight got sprayed by ice
>hitting the highway
>making money my way
>the fly way
>But there’s gotta be a better way, better way
>oooooooooooh

[Anonymous No.56103397]

>>56103382
What didn't you do?

[Anonymous No.56103403]

>>56103397
>png
For what purpose

[Verification not required. No.56103405]

top is in for today

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103407]

>>56103397
I didn't fuck your mom, oh wait, sorry yeah, I fucked your mom. HAHAHAHA GOT 'EM!!!

[Anonymous No.56103408]

Kill Baggie, Behead Baggie edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.56103415]

>>56103403
Like images work right now anyway.

>>56103407
My mom is dead what the fuck is wrong with you?

[Anonymous No.56103417]

i just bought ARM puts

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103419]

>>56103415
I guess that's why she didn't move around a lot.

[Anonymous No.56103420]

>>56103397
Oooooooo fuck you got, got! Son!!
>>56103407

[Anonymous No.56103431]

Can I get a price check on Stouffer's lasagna?

[Anonymous No.56103438]

BUY ARM
HOLD MY BAG

[Anonymous No.56103439]

>>56103419
Typical Jews into all kind of demented shit like necrophilia.

[Anonymous No.56103440]

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.56103443]

>>56103403

[Anonymous No.56103442]

>>56103415
Ooooooo fuuuuck! You got , got! AGAIN!
>>56103419


SHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIT

[Anonymous No.56103450]

why won't it dump

[Anonymous No.56103462]

>>56103356
Your a namefag and you can't bake?
Makes sense.

[Anonymous No.56103467]

AAAA TOO MUCH GREEEN

[Anonymous No.56103468]

>>56103431
i think kashkari said it was over $20 for awhile

[Anonymous No.56103473]

>>56103443
They made her fake teeth too big and she looks like she has a fat dip in

[Anonymous No.56103478]

worst smg in history of smgs

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103488]

>>56103462
>implying we need a bunch of shill links to discuss this shit
newfags don't even read the op, so there's literally no point other than to give free clicks to the faggots in the thread who make money off that shit. fuck those faggots (you)'re probably one of them. makes sense

[Anonymous No.56103490]

>>56103431
Is this pick AI?
If it’s real the photographer should win an award

[Anonymous No.56103495]

>>56103478
Too late man >>56103380
Proves you haven't read this /smg/ and are unfit to judge.

[Anonymous No.56103498]

>>56103473
Uh what do you think that cup next to her is for?

[Anonymous No.56103504]

Tourmaline & CNRL both have ex-div date tomorrow, and energy is poomping. Don't buy any though, oil demand is in a secular decline!

[Anonymous No.56103509]

Without fail ECB manages to pump up the markets. Today Lagarde seemed kinda down, depressed. She sees Oil.

[Anonymous No.56103513]

>>56103468
Thanks. Soft landing confirmed
>>56103490
It's real. That simultaneous mix of disgust, amusement and slight terror on her face, all real

[Anonymous No.56103522]

>>56103495
Speaking of Judge.

[Anonymous No.56103524]

>>56103473
>>56103498
Is she in a man's toilet? That sign doesn't really fit into a woman's toilet.
2 men in robes with sticks?

[Anonymous No.56103528]

>>56103504
Thanks just topped up on TotalEnergies

[Anonymous No.56103530]

>>56103504
>oil is only used to make cars go vroom

[Anonymous No.56103531]

>>56103524
It's 2023 you bigot.

[Anonymous No.56103536]

When are we reshorting?

[Anonymous No.56103540]

>>56103536
women who smoke are fucking disgusting and they smell like garbage

[Anonymous No.56103548]

ITS OVER

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103549]

>>56103536
I dunno, when is Heeb New Year and their day of attonement?

[Anonymous No.56103552]

>>56103438
They priced ARM at top of the range $51 which is 100 PE (0.51 eps as of fiscal year ending March 2023) While the top semi NVDA trades at approx ~31
Good luck if you go long today

[Anonymous No.56103557]

Head and shoulders on DAX daily. tomorrow dump, or monday.

[Anonymous No.56103560]

>>56103549
How about stop with the off-topic posting, juden.

[Anonymous No.56103561]

went to the store and forgot to bring my gf (female) some booze i promised to get yesterday.

fuckk

[Anonymous No.56103564]

>>56103488
Sure edit it if you don't like it but don't throw it out.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103566]

>>56103540
My Gookfu smokes parliaments, you smoke cock.

[Anonymous No.56103570]

>>56103536
I'm now short. 4537.5 for reference.
Bobros roil out!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103577]

>>56103560
He's asking when to reshort, and I'm literally telling you when to short and when to long retard. What ever, don't listen to me. Mistime it and get fucked idgaf and hope you get sick and feel miserable for like 2 weeks.

[Anonymous No.56103578]

>>56103530
Socialism doesn't matter, free public libraries are socialist and they work well.
It's the destruction of nationalism and culture that's the result of communism and it's sister unchecked capitalism. Both end in globalism.

[Anonymous No.56103580]

>>56103570
>shorting right before FOMC pump
ngmi

[Anonymous No.56103590]

NVIDIA general
>>56103582
>>56103582
>>56103582
>>56103582
>>56103582

[Anonymous No.56103591]

>>56103580
Watch and learn.

[Anonymous No.56103592]

>>56103578
nationalism is a leftist creation in the first place.

[Anonymous No.56103596]

>>56103578
>free public libraries are socialist and they work well.
As warming, injection, and masturbation centers for the homeless, yes.

[Anonymous No.56103597]

>>56103536
>>56103540

>You taste like cigga-wets

Can confirm that women that smoke taste like shit and have probably been peed on at some point in their lives

[Anonymous No.56103599]

>>56103577
No, you're trying to shoehorn in your jewish garbage. Stop it. They're off-topic posts, and I'm sick of it.
Add to the discussion, or stay quiet.
>>56103580
We've been trying to tell them to buy *** and ***, but they just won't listen...

[Anonymous No.56103601]

>>56103578
>free public libraries are socialist
The overwhelming majority of all public libraries in the USA were built by Andrew Carnegie and John Rockefeller in a pissing contest on who could do the most ridiculous shit with their unspendably vast fortunes.

[Anonymous No.56103607]

>>56103592
wat

[Anonymous No.56103608]

>>56103557
It better dump good. I need to print some money goddamit

[Anonymous No.56103612]

>>56103590
>Nvidia general
Its over for our favourite chip maker

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103617]

>>56103599
How's that TLT treating you, oh great faggot who told everybody to buy? Don't (you) me again.

[Anonymous No.56103629]

Death to all markets, without exception.

[Anonymous No.56103630]

>>56103599
>he thinks Jews owning everything and wanting goys to be homeless and subsist on bugs is a conspiracy

Go get your booster shot faggot

[Anonymous No.56103634]

>>56103599
I'm gonna.....I'm gonna.....
I'M GONNA BOOOOOOOSSSTTTT

[Anonymous No.56103639]

>>56103629
Except for DXY and TNX of course. They're free to land on the moon.

[Anonymous No.56103640]

>>56103597
ngl I love kissing them when they have been drinking and smoking
wouldnt like that every day in long-term relationship tho I guess

[Anonymous No.56103647]

>>56103608
This thing will die sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.56103648]

>>56103640
I DUNNO WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME GONNA TURN INTO A BUG

[Anonymous No.56103653]

tempted to open some tentative positions

[Anonymous No.56103655]

>>56103639
DXY is dollar, right? I consider that not a market in the sense I meant. I meant stock markets, first and foremost.

[Anonymous No.56103659]

>>56103648
If you were a bug, what kind of bug would you be?

[Anonymous No.56103660]

Uranium keeps going up. Just hit $64.50/lb spot. Miners are pumping.

[Anonymous No.56103664]

Also oil singlehandedly keeping my portfolio afloat

[Anonymous No.56103669]

>>56103617
>Juden got told to stfu
>"Don't (you) me again."
Great, actually. You'll see there will be no more hikes (Like Bear Stearns just said), and you'll be licking your brokie wounds; unless you decide to buy TLT and TMF, that is...
>>56103630
>booster jews
>rent free
kys kid
>>56103655
DXY is trade on the stock market, though...

[Anonymous No.56103672]

>>56103659
drone morphing into a creep colony

[Anonymous No.56103674]

>>56103640
I dated this girl that told me it was okay to fuck her if she blacked out. Not gonna lie bros I kinda miss her

[Anonymous No.56103676]

>>56103655
Yeah, dollar index and 10yr yield.
Also what does the S&P think it's doing. I'm starting to not have a good time

[Anonymous No.56103680]

You just know it's a meme pump on DAX when Vonovia and Siemens Energy are at +3% on a rate hike.

[Anonymous No.56103682]

>>56103356
>UUUU
>UEC
>NEX
>CCJ
>DNN
Uranium. Pic related. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.56103684]

>>56103548
Pump it pump it

[Anonymous No.56103686]

>>56103672
>not wanting to be a broodlord
terran were always better, anyway
>>56103682
>Uranium. Pic related. Thank me later.
What is driving U higher? Was this runup thanks in part to Niger?

[Anonymous No.56103692]

>>56103669
>Just stop talking about it because I said so

The fucking autism here is hilarious sometimes. I won't stop talking about COVID. Some things are too big to be memory holed. One day you faggots will start WW3 and get kicked out of a 110th country with your silly games

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103693]

>>56103669
>listening to a company that got 2008 wrong and filed for bankruptcy
AHHHHAAHAHAHAA!!!! You crack me up kiddo.

[Anonymous No.56103698]

>>56103682
Nexgen has ridiculous G&A costs, UUUU is less a uranium company and more of a rare earths company.
>>56103686
long term supply-demand fundamentals, Niger complications, high energy prices in general (oil)

[Anonymous No.56103699]

>>56103682
My AEC just ran from $0.055 to $0.10 in the past week. And UEC is a beast. It's fucking happening.

It's good to be a King.

[Anonymous No.56103702]

>>56103693
>>56103669
Wtf, I was already wondering. Bear Stearns still exists? Or was it reestablished?

[Anonymous No.56103713]

>>56103495
I give it a shot at least, u jump to conclusions too fast. I've seen smgs turn around before

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103717]

AMAZON PUT OPTION MOON MISSION!!! GET READY FOR TAKE OFF!!!!

[Anonymous No.56103718]

>>56103692
I do not disagree. Just stop being cringe, and posting low IQ talking points. Please.
>>56103693
Lol I'm glad you liked that one :)
>>56103698
Fair enough. I've been in CCJ for a long time, but haven't ever bothered to average up, or look into other U holdings.
You think it can go higher?

[Anonymous No.56103723]

>>56103669
>>booster jews
>>rent free
>kys kid
We're going to do another holocaust for real this time.

[Anonymous No.56103727]

It's shrimply not gonna go down.

[Anonymous No.56103729]

>>56103718
>You think it can go higher?
strap yourself in. It absolutely will. Right now spot uranium is lagging behind contracted uranium prices, Kazatomprom and Cameco do mostly longer term contracts with set pricing.

[Anonymous No.56103730]

>DXY almost 105 +0.5%
>everything green
>VIX down 2% again

yea ok.

[Anonymous No.56103738]

Wow I love $5/gallon gasoline thanks

[Anonymous No.56103745]

uh-oh

[Anonymous No.56103749]

IF I HAD TO PICK 1 URANIUM COMPANY TO HOLD WHICH ONE WOULD I PICK?


UUUU?

[Anonymous No.56103753]

>>56103749
Probably CCJ, imo

[Anonymous No.56103754]

>buy puts
>moons
>buy calls
>crabs

[Anonymous No.56103756]

>>56103749
Cameco, or Kazatomprom.

[Anonymous No.56103759]

>>56103730
This whole market is held by the opex bullshit alone. next week is where we'll see shit going down the drain

[Anonymous No.56103760]

>range day
At least I recovered from my shit trades on the ES with the NQ to end green

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103764]

>>56103738
It hasn't got that high yet here, but I can't wait for it to get that high. I love watching the bipocs on the news bitch about how they can't afford to drive anywhere.

[Anonymous No.56103765]

>>56103759
It's always two more weeks.
Fuck this I'm buying index fund shares.

[Anonymous No.56103766]

>>56103738
I wfh full time
Don’t care

[Anonymous No.56103767]

>>56103754
>sells puts
>sells calls
>just can't stop making money

[Anonymous No.56103768]

Dollar general p/e down to like 11 and still making new 52 week lows every day. What a crazy fucking 5 year chart

[Anonymous No.56103769]

>>56103682
Which 1 stock should I pick? I don't have enough to diversify

[Anonymous No.56103779]

>>56103766
It will flatten the wagies but the only thing that's really an issue with is shipping. You shouldn't be eating out anyway.

[Anonymous No.56103780]

>>56103769
>Which 1 stock should I pick?
TMF

[Anonymous No.56103783]

>>56103749
Why hold one, when you can hold the ones with the torque. Buy the URNJ ETF.

CCJ should double from here over next 12 months. URNJ will probably 3-5x.

[Anonymous No.56103785]

>>56103769
Disney is pretty slam dunk to recover

[Anonymous No.56103786]

>>56103767
>/smg/
>making money

[Anonymous No.56103790]

>its him
>the daytrader
>do we proceed to rug him?
>yes
>he is still
>a nonbot emotional human

[Anonymous No.56103792]

>>56103767
Is selling puts the ultimate cheat mode? you have like half the risk of real option plays. you can wait for your dream stock price and still collect money in premium. i made like 15% of my whole stack in half a year, and i only recently discovered cash secured puts.

[Anonymous No.56103797]

>>56103686
Look at your news feed. They are preparing the cattle to embrace nuclear again. Wind and solar just feeds China. China bad. The war in Ukraine is giving everyone master class in energy production. Also, everyone is going to be nuking up in the future. There are only two kinds of countries in the world, those with nukes and those who do what they are told.

>>56103693
Shill me your favorite U play. The big thing about NEX is it's strategic value to the US and UK. Canada is going to be more stable than say Niger.

>>56103698
AEC. Missed that one. Any more room for growth?

[Anonymous No.56103801]

I need some help with my calculations. If I bought 50k of MSFT 10 years ago at 30 per share, trades at 338 now with dividend at 0.81% and 10Y YOC at 8.23%, what would my annual dividend payment be? $4115?

[Anonymous No.56103805]

>>56103797
>AEC
dunno that one

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103807]

>>56103785
>implying they'll recover when they keep producing trash like the little nigglette, and snow white and the 7 bipocs.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103815]

>>56103797
U? Like Uranium? I don't touch the stuff.

[Anonymous No.56103817]

>>56103801
tell me how many shares you have, this is the important part. you have to multiple the dividend yield with the number of shares you have.

[Anonymous No.56103818]

This administration will never let uranium succeed

[Anonymous No.56103819]

ARM?

[Anonymous No.56103823]

>>56103797
My AEC price target is $0.25 CAD over next 12 months. Look into SUU/SUUFF, they're about to start drilling any day, good investment story, and it likes to pump.

[Anonymous No.56103825]

>>56103792
kind of how I do it. I use cash puts at a limit order, make premiums until it eventually assigns. then sell calls when I think we are having pull backs to hedge and fund more cheap shares, worst case it doesn't pull back. you may leave some gains on the table, but it's hard to lose money with typical market conditions.

[Anonymous No.56103826]

>>56103801
number of shares X 0,68 $

[Anonymous No.56103827]

oil at 90

[Anonymous No.56103828]

This is the end.

[Anonymous No.56103829]

>>56103817
Jesus you suck at math. Take 50k and divide it by 30 per share. Jesus christ

[Anonymous No.56103830]

>>56103828
My only friend, the end.

[Anonymous No.56103836]

>>56103825
i got really lucky with AMC a while back, made like 4k in one month, while i only get 2k on my 40 hour day job.

[Anonymous No.56103845]

>>56103829
1666 X 0,68 $ = 1132.88 $ dividend in a year.

[Anonymous No.56103855]

>>56103836
The thing about jobs is that they're consistent while the only remotely consistent yield you can get in the stock market is ~10%.

[Anonymous No.56103854]

>>56103749
UUUU or UEC for smaller cap growth short term. Just get some U!

>>56103753
>CCJ
It's a leader in the industry and a good long term hold.

>>56103756
Not wrong but burgers can't Kazatomprom.

>>56103769
See above.

>>56103783
Correct. This is mining. No telling which company will strike it big.

[Anonymous No.56103863]

>>56103815
>Grug no like magic glow rocks.

[Anonymous No.56103864]

Oil wants it.

[Anonymous No.56103871]

>>5610384
Where did you get .68 from?

[Anonymous No.56103874]

>>56103801
assuming you mean you invested $50k when it traded at $30/share

$50,000 / $30 = 1,666 shares
1,666 x $338/share x 0.0081 = $4,563 dividend

[Anonymous No.56103881]

>>56103730
>giving any shit about VIX

[Anonymous No.56103882]

here comes NATGAS injection report, 10:30

[Anonymous No.56103883]

>>56103818
This administration does what it's told. Check your news feed. The WEF/Blackrock et al are seeding the media with pro nuclear stories. They realize they have an energy problem.

[Anonymous No.56103887]

>>56103874
>>56103801
ah my bad actually that's rounded up to 1,667 but still I did the math without rounding so the divvie should be exactly right

[Anonymous No.56103888]

What the fuck is happening to NKLA

[Anonymous No.56103889]

>>56103882
musta been BEARISH!

[Anonymous No.56103898]

>oh sorry I can't pencil in your dick appointment until next week

I would respect her more if she didn't lie about being a whore

[Anonymous No.56103901]

>>56103883
Exactly. Blackrock just launched iShares S&P/TSX Energy Transition Materials Index ETF, which is weight 10% to Cameco.

[Anonymous No.56103902]

imagine buying this chart
anons gonna get wrecked

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103903]

Alright bros, I'm only going to tell you this once. This is when you buy the TSM put options. This is your final warning. The Chink on Twink action is almost here.

[Anonymous No.56103906]

>>56103898
Don't use dating apps.

[Anonymous No.56103907]

>>56103902
whoops

[Anonymous No.56103909]

>>56103902
leverage, not even once

[Anonymous No.56103916]

>>56103907
We're over due for a pullback to reset RSI, it's expected. But it's not over for uranium, the spot price is going to keep rising.

[Anonymous No.56103924]

Sex with Sarah Michelle Gellar for the purposes of matrilineal Jewish descent.

[Anonymous No.56103928]

>>56103906
Why? It's like a pimp working for you but free

[Anonymous No.56103933]

>>56103819
What time does it start?

[Anonymous No.56103934]

>>56103928
Casual sex is overrated.

[Anonymous No.56103936]

Pozzed, the market

[Anonymous No.56103944]

>>56103903
Strike? DTE?

[Anonymous No.56103945]

>>56103924
Now that's the kind of SMG we need.

[Anonymous No.56103946]

Uranium posters are insufferable faggots.
>t. Kazatomprom shareholder.
Anyway buy Canadian mid-cap OIL E&P companies. Thank me later.

[Anonymous No.56103947]

TLT double bottom mirroring the double top in equities. We are almost at the end of this nightmare fellow bagholders.

[Anonymous No.56103949]

>>56103934
Women in general are overrated but if you don't want to coom you should get your test levels checked and probably go to the gym. I imagine you are obese and sedated with corn syrup and goy slop. If you don't wake up with a boner every morning the hormones in the water are turning you into a tranny already

[Anonymous No.56103961]

>>56103924
>Buffy is jewish
ACK
This is why I prefer to NOT know about these people...
>>56103946
>buy Canadian mid-cap OIL E&P
Why?
t. former Canadian
>>56103947
>TLT double bottom
It really is time to buy TLT and TMF, huh??

[Anonymous No.56103960]

Oh, the entire market's in a golden bull. haha

[Anonymous No.56103959]

>>56103368
This

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56103963]

>>56103944
Nobody knows the exact date when the chinks will strike, but it's probably going to be within 2 more weeks.

[Anonymous No.56103970]

i remember when a 3% gain was considered nothing here it seems that all the pandemic newfags have matured

[Anonymous No.56103975]

>>56103946
>Kazatomprom
>Canadian E&Ps
are you my long lost brother or something?

[Anonymous No.56103979]

>>56103961
anon, many of your favorite /mu/ and /tv/ heroes are jewish
adam sandler even wrote a song about it
(yes billy madison bar mitzvah'ed)

[Anonymous No.56103984]

>>56103960
Crox keeps dumping

[Anonymous No.56103988]

>>56103898
What app is this?
Holy fuck my parents being in town is a REASON to drink

[Anonymous No.56103990]

>>56103888
good question, I need to know if I short this shit now or later

[Anonymous No.56103993]

>>56103961
Because they are really cheap.
I suggest you check out Ticker: YGR on the TSX. Many similar cases with Canadian mid-cap oil and gas producers.

[Anonymous No.56103997]

>>56103356
Oil?

[Anonymous No.56103998]

>>56103984
lol @ the Birkenstock shill.

[Anonymous No.56104001]

>>56103993
by the way brother stay far away from SGY. Love you otherwise.

[Anonymous No.56104003]

No matter what the ECB does, skip, hike, it pumps. It's that easy.

[Anonymous No.56104014]

Amy has some huge tits but it's been a while since I've fucked a black chick

[Anonymous No.56104016]

>>56103975
Yes.
>>56104001
Don't own it will do. Thanks brother.

[Anonymous No.56104020]

>>56103901
>>56103907
>>56103946
They are changing the narrative. They need energy.
https://www.wsj.com/finance/commodities-futures/nukes-are-back-but-uranium-is-in-short-supply-44c4ccbf

https://www.mining-technology.com/news/uranium-prices-highest-in-a-decade/

https://www.forbes.com/sites/eliasferrerbreda/2023/09/12/more-rumours-what-is-really-happening-with-nigers-uranium/?sh=715678312f86

https://m.investing.com/news/stock-market-news/uranium-etf-outperforms-while-us-regional-banks-etf-underperforms-on-wednesday-93CH-3174014

[Anonymous No.56104022]

I'm done with this fakemarket, see you next week.

[Anonymous No.56104024]

>>56104014
i wouldn't give any of these women a second glance

[Anonymous No.56104026]

>>56104014
Wow that's depressing.

[Anonymous No.56104029]

Cattle spread bros (long live cattle, short feeder cattle) this is it, the seasonal takeoff.

[Anonymous No.56104033]

Crox and Inmode portfolio will BTFO any portfolio after earnings

[Anonymous No.56104034]

today should have been final proof that the most important thing when it comes to making money in markets is FLOWS.

Dollar rallied +0.5% this morning and yields were up 1% and futures didn't budge from +0.35%. Today, you would think with the dollar breaking out that it would be blood red, especially with rate hike expectations rising. Nope.

positive 0DTE/1DTE gamma + 1 day pre september opex vanna support + VIX pinned under 14 until next weeks vixpiration = VIX CRUSH RALLY NO MATTER WHAT NEWS IS

now dont be surprised if we get to 452 today and manage to dump 1.5% tomorrow with SPX unpinned. Even then, the REAL big down moves don't begin until VIXperation on 9/20. Then the VIXs range goes from 13-15 to 17-20

[Anonymous No.56104041]

so this pump is brought to us by high consumer spending reports? and a jobs number that will be revised by a decimal or two places in 30 days?

[Anonymous No.56104048]

>>56104034
Congratulations.

[Anonymous No.56104050]

Oil's dropping a little

[Anonymous No.56104057]

>OMX giga pumping
Feels good (for once) to be a swedbro. Currency devaluation is still ongoing and the annual inflation is still +7% but who cares.

[Anonymous No.56104058]

Bobos got awfully quiet didn't they.

Is this it, are we out of the worst of it? I'm betting on an energy crunch come winter, not as bas as Europe last year but this time without governments throwing money around so it'll hurt more.

>>56104014
You can do better man.

And get on Hinge. Bumble has been going downhill for a few years imo.

[Anonymous No.56104060]

mumus how are we feeling??

[Anonymous No.56104061]

>>56104048
we live in a time we can shitpost with custom images and memes based on the post. Incredible.

[Anonymous No.56104075]

>>56104060
feeling great, pork butt is on sale and i'm whipping up a batch of my famous coleslaw to go with the pulled pork sliders

[Anonymous No.56104076]

>the annoying schizo 50 posts per thread is a Swedish euro cuck
big surprise

[Anonymous No.56104079]

>>56104060
Waiting for the crox megapump when they crush earnings

[Anonymous No.56104080]

>>56104026
Nah this is depressing. Look at the thousand dick stare with the Xanax kicking in

[Anonymous No.56104084]

tradingview cucking wishlists to 30 max

so ive resorted to use a pen and paper watchlist.

no one can out jew me. im white but in money matters im the biggest jew on the planet.

[Anonymous No.56104088]

>>56104080
that would be a confusing coom as she has the same first name as my sister

[Anonymous No.56104090]

>>56104060
bullish on NVAX

[Anonymous No.56104094]

I think I’ll become schizophrenic if I keep trading this month. I can’t handle the bullshit excuses defending what’s happening trying to make ME feel retarded. I quit

[Anonymous No.56104095]

>>56104057
ironically the currency is strengthening vs Euro and it still pumps. This market makes literally 0 sense anymore.

[Anonymous No.56104096]

>>56104084
>not using a real broker that lets you create watchlists
the fuck are you doing?

[Anonymous No.56104097]

>Everything up bigly
>But so are yields and Oil
I remain very scared

[Anonymous No.56104103]

>>56104080
>don't look at me with those dead eyes you bitch

[Anonymous No.56104107]

>>56104084

from all the services I sub to, trading view is absolutely at the top of the list. I'd still resub even if I only managed a 5k portfolio. Wait for the black friday sale

[Anonymous No.56104109]

Why is AMZN down when everything else pumps?

[Anonymous No.56104116]

>>56103730
Feels like after BTFP everybody on the sideline decided to buy in and now it's just algos sucking up liquidity with a net bias against shorts

>>56104094
I had a horrible paper trading day this year where both my shorts and longs ended up red so I also gave up on trading. I'm just gonna stick to moving averages and weekly charts

[Anonymous No.56104117]

>>56104075
just got some pork neck on discount like 2 eurobux 400g piece. i threw it in the freezer since im not cooking it now.

pulled pork is great.

>>56104079
i put them on my short side watchlist yesterday. the chart looked like it can breakdown.

if it goes under the 200 day and stays there then its ogre. no idea about their earnings or fundamentals.

[Anonymous No.56104119]

Energy prices are already threatening to go nuclear and it's not even winter yey. People will see just how bad the hyperinflationary zogpocalypse is and how limp-wristed the rate hikes this year have been when temps start hitting -10-20C.

[Anonymous No.56104120]

>>56104094
Same for me, these pumps are beyond reason. This market is beyond saving. It's a moneyprinting scheme. Are US shorters actually still paying for shorting? So is the
>market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent
meme real?

[Anonymous No.56104121]

tranny's on the warpath

[Anonymous No.56104127]

>>56104096
my brokers desktop app is too clunky and charts not as good.

>>56104107
yeah i should try the free 30 days.

[Anonymous No.56104129]

>>56104109
They have been megapumping every other day. Today they crab
>>56104117
>no idea about their earnings or fundamentals.
Your analysis is literal voodo magic

[Anonymous No.56104135]

>>56104084
Just use a google sheet retard. It can fetch ticker prices

[Anonymous No.56104151]

I’m sorry but how the fuck can CVNA keep holding 10x gains this year and continue to trend up?

[Anonymous No.56104167]

OMX literally 3 days undone in 6 hours, lol.

[Anonymous No.56104168]

Lord forgive me for I have opened another position on the NQ

[Anonymous No.56104191]

>>56104168
short, right?

[Anonymous No.56104202]

>>56104191
Long of course, at 15664.50

[Anonymous No.56104203]

>>56104129
here is your daily horoscope reading anon

>>56104135
nah i preder pen and paper. excel sheets trigger me

[Anonymous No.56104205]

getting heemed hard here

[Anonymous No.56104209]

On literally no news whatsoever

[Anonymous No.56104208]

Long SPX?

[Anonymous No.56104213]

META is hitting 1 T next year isn't it?

[Anonymous No.56104219]

>>56104168
I copped some BA.

[Anonymous No.56104222]

>>56104205
Not a single lower low since 10:20.
There it is, blown out my 2nd position of the day

[Anonymous No.56104223]

>>56104209
>On literally no news whatsoever
No news is good news, tardo

[Anonymous No.56104227]

Wow literally my entire portfolio is green, based

[Anonymous No.56104226]

>>56104213
i'll be hitting your mom's uvula later

[Anonymous No.56104228]

>>56104205
Stay vigilant and trust in seasonality

[Anonymous No.56104230]

451 is the third lower high trend line from july 27th/september 1st

453.7 is the double top resistance before the gap fill

do they have the balls to go for the 453??? Im bearish into next week but days with this much momentum this early are usually put/short squeezes where the market goes up literally all day

[Anonymous No.56104231]

What is even the reasoning now?
>Inflation good for stocks
>Surprise hike is trust in economy
>Fuck your shorts, we know your shorting, so we pump up this garbage to fuck you up?

[Anonymous No.56104234]

>>56104213
I just realized we outsource our HR stuff to a company owned by meta. They have my SSN and a well lit picture of my face along with all my performance data.
It really is over.

[Anonymous No.56104238]

>>56104127
>charts not as good
Picrel is all the charting that is needed, all the rest is pure meme.

[Anonymous No.56104240]

7 minutes for 17.5 points on the NQ

[Anonymous No.56104252]

>>56104222
For the past 5 days it seems like the play has been inversing the opening trend at 10:30. Might have been true since Jackson Hole too

[Anonymous No.56104255]

>>56104231

[Anonymous No.56104258]

>>56103403
because he wants a good format??

[Anonymous No.56104259]

>>56104231
brother.. how do you not get it
OPEX
there are trillions and trillions of dollars riding on tomorrow AM and tomorrow PM expiry
stop shorting into put walls

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.56104261]

AMZN put moon mission exploded on the launch pad. Fuck.

[Anonymous No.56104263]

>>56104231
i think its ARM IPO hype, there are no shorts

[Anonymous No.56104266]

>>56104255
>Fed done
Yeah, Oil is at 90 because they are unsure if done. If they don't hike october november this goes to +100

[Anonymous No.56104267]

I shorted europe yesterday and it was literal top

[Anonymous No.56104270]

>>56103790
underrated

[Anonymous No.56104273]

>>56104263
This too. Got to get the market nice and juiced for a good debut.
>>56104259
>OPEX
I will never learn not to lose money on the opex moves.

[Anonymous No.56104279]

>>56104231
>If we got deflation trust in the dollar would disappear and nothing would matter anyway so you might as well take bullish positions.
Or so

[Anonymous No.56104280]

>>56104258
It makes sense for drawings, not photos.

[Anonymous No.56104287]

>>56104261
Who is retarded enough to short Amazon? Amazon and META will carry FAGMAN for the foreseeable future

[Anonymous No.56104292]

>3 guys showed up to sell 450

yeah its over. Just buy 0dte calls, turn off your computer, and let your broker close them ITM for you after close. This thing isn't stopping

[Anonymous No.56104297]

>>56104258
>accelerating the heat death of the internet by needlessly uploading bigger file sizes

[Anonymous No.56104301]

bearfags have been taking Ls for weeks

[Anonymous No.56104303]

>>56104273
>I will never learn not to lose money on the opex moves.
I'll teach you right now
Look at the positioning of the puts/calls for SPX options (not just SPY options) as well as SPY options for the quarterly triple witching
Look at the largest put/call level for that expiry
For example, this one, it's 4500
then look to the second largest around that expiry
4450 / 4550 for this one
then look at the third biggest, 4400 / 4600
sell the third biggest / position as if the third biggest will not be touched, as 95%+ of the time, they won't be (when you're within you know, a week of the expiry)
so for this expiry, the move was to sell 4400 / 440 puts - to take advantage of their positioning and ride on their coat tails
If you're not sure how to look up this stuff on your own, just follow spotgamma on youtube/twitter, he is pretty good covering each OPEX and the positioning surrounding it

[Anonymous No.56104306]

>>56104301
But DXY is rising! We were supposed to be crashing?!?!?

[Anonymous No.56104308]

>>56104109
hit its 52 week high yesterday

[Anonymous No.56104310]

>>56104266
Do you really think oil being at 90 is because The FED isn't signalling higher rates? Lol...

[Anonymous No.56104313]

>>56104238
are you the BOIL madman?

[Anonymous No.56104314]

Today I will make a few years worth of gains in 1 day by simply buying shares of arm and selling them next week

[Anonymous No.56104321]

How do I gather enough votes to fire management of a publicly traded company?
>hint: it’s LUV

[Anonymous No.56104322]

>>56104314
>ARM IPO
You will be left bagholding for months, or years

[Anonymous No.56104326]

>>56104314
>Today I will make a few years worth of gains in 1 day by simply buying shares of arm and selling them next week
Sure buddy, guarantee you'll be too busy gooning during the inevitable doomp and you'll be left bagholding for years until recovery.

[Anonymous No.56104338]

>>56104314
can't wait to slurp the dump

[Anonymous No.56104341]

>>56104303
Thanks, hopefully I'll check this next time

[Anonymous No.56104346]

>>56104322
>>56104326
midwit takes. this thing is gonna rip. have you still not learned the market is not real? arm is the new gme

[Anonymous No.56104349]

>>56104303
NTA
but
APPRECIATED
P
P
R
E
C
I
A
T
E
D
nonetheless. I am a long way from actually doing any of that shit, but still very interested in picking up what I can. Your earlier post already had me triggered into reading the INVOOSTOPEDIA article on Triple Witching.

[Anonymous No.56104353]

>>56104259
>56104259
So, the same thing at June 16th?

>>56104310
No I mean, Oil is at 90 because the oilmarket thinks he might be hiking. When they are sure he doesn't then it goes higher.

[Anonymous No.56104356]

>>56104346
>arm is the new gme
>the new gme
Golem get ye gone

[Anonymous No.56104361]

>>56104356
GOLEM GET YE GONE

[Anonymous No.56104362]

>>56104313
I don't know, there are probably 2 of us that could qualify for that, but the other one is a NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.56104369]

>>56104356
it will close above $100

[Anonymous No.56104370]

>>56104314
Bought one share at $49 limit

[Anonymous No.56104379]

>>56104297
Does anyone even pay for transit?

[Anonymous No.56104391]

>>56104297
good

[Anonymous No.56104397]

[Anonymous No.56104405]

I actually think it's over. Fuel oil just keeps going, lol.

[Anonymous No.56104417]

How do ARM shareholders feel knowing they are exit liquidity?

They are IPOing because SoftBank couldn’t find anyone interested in buying them, so they’re going to dump on the public.

[Anonymous No.56104422]

>>56104397
Damn, invert Kramer or invert Krugman who ya got?

[Anonymous No.56104423]

>>56104362
ok one of the BOIL niggers shit posting is great. maybe both

[Anonymous No.56104424]

>>56104405
>I actually think it's over. Fuel oil just keeps going, lol.
Who can we even invade at this point? Are we stuck taking saudi ruski penor?
I WANT IT TO STOP MAKE IT STOP

[Anonymous No.56104439]

>>56104424
We could invade Canada. Plenty of oil right next door.

[Anonymous No.56104447]

>>56104439
Leaf here, please do, this country is already fucked anyway

[Anonymous No.56104450]

>>56104417
Dump it all on me I cant wait

[Anonymous No.56104455]

>>56104314
post your position after u buy pls

[Anonymous No.56104462]

WHAT THE FUCK
10 minutes ago I could have sold for more money than I can now!
Please tell me it will go back up?
TELL ME

[Anonymous No.56104464]

>>56104423
I think the other might have gotten banned a little bit ago for posting a whore nude. All I saw was a strikethrough reference link to a deleted post and someone telling him he could do better. It was probably the shower whore he's been posting lately. He's constantly fucking whores. Like I said, he's a NIGGER. BUT, I am lifelong grateful to him because he's the one who first turned me on to BOIL and KOLD and included the advice to save free cash for averaging down. It literally changed my life so I send his NIGGER ass BLESSINGS.

[Anonymous No.56104465]

>>56104439
Yeah but then we need to deal with millions of Canadians flooding into the country. I mean where else are they going to go?

[Anonymous No.56104468]

>>56104439
what if we just trade them mexicans for barrels? 1 mexican per barrel of oil.

[Anonymous No.56104474]

>>56104450
What a slut.

[Anonymous No.56104479]

>>56104464
BLESSED.

jannies need to chill desu

[Anonymous No.56104499]

it's over, I'm going long, nothing can stop this ponzi

[Anonymous No.56104502]

>>56104424
Nobody, it's paybacktime

[Anonymous No.56104521]

>>56103382
>tripfag
Automatic subhuman

[Anonymous No.56104525]

new
>>56104497

[Anonymous No.56104530]

>>56104525
Early baker gets the rope

[Anonymous No.56104532]

>>56104525
...seriously?

[Anonymous No.56104540]

>>56104167
It's funny eh? Due to the comparison effect (high inflation last year), the inflation came in "lower than expected" so we pump... year and a half into this crap and we still got +7% inflation (electricity excluded).
It's funny that it takes a whole slew of bad data to bring down the index couple of points and then comes one "good" piece of news and utterly negates everything. Bears always lose, it seems

[Anonymous No.56104571]

>>56104397
bearish

[Anonymous No.56104586]

CVNA is ripping. Weeklies up 1600% today

[Anonymous No.56104590]

>>56104540
>so we pump
The thing is it happened hours after the report. This is what annoys me, if some bullshit now suddenly happens hours later.

Yeah, I shorted too early. Expected some retardation, but not this demented.

[Anonymous No.56104647]

>>56104540
CAC also doesn't look bad. All this proofs stocks are essentially worthless. How can an asset pingpong like this? Oil doesn't, Cocoa doesn't, other don't. Stocks do, just paper.

[Anonymous No.56104757]

Can I get a link or two?

[Anonymous No.56104855]

4500 status
>accepted

[Anonymous No.56105328]

Is 3% returns in 2 weeks good?
Dipping toes in day trading

[Anonymous No.56105371]

Draft Kings sure isn't going up for some reason. Got a full grand in it, losing 16 bucks now.

[Anonymous No.56105460]

>>56105328
>55 bucks
My negro, there's a reason paper trading is useless. If you can afford to lose the money you will not behave the same way you would if you couldn't.
If those 55 dollars were 55k you'd be sweating bullets while schizoposting 50 times in a single /smg/ thread.

[Anonymous No.56105464]

we're so fucking back

[Anonymous No.56105595]

>>56105460
I just follow large purchases on openinsider

Haven’t lost once. I’m just gonna grow this account till I lose everything I guess. If I don’t, I dont

[Anonymous No.56105641]

[Anonymous No.56105827]

>>56104532
Why was I expecting spiders or insects to crawl outta there

[Anonymous No.56105892]

>>56105827
It's just underbaked

[Anonymous No.56106142]

>>56105328
kick ass, BLESSED. Verification not required.