/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.56101127]

Maren predicted we are headed to $50k bitcoin and a mini altseason before the eoty. She says the blood moons are aligning perfectly through her astrology charts.

Mind you, this chick has called every major movement in the bearmarket to a precision. She is the best predictor in crypto.

[Anonymous No.56101131]

>>56101127
The queen of biz
I need her as my wife
I would worship her every day of my life

[Anonymous No.56101138]

I want to cover her in shit if you catch my drift

[Anonymous No.56101143]

>>56101127
stfu, Ajit poojet

[Anonymous No.56101144]

>>56101127
What a mentally ill whore.

[Anonymous No.56101149]

>>56101127
you know ur fucked when you:
>listen to a roastie
>buys chainlink
>a mouthbreather
>into bbc

any of the above you sadistic faggot ngmi

[Anonymous No.56101151]

>>56101127

[Anonymous No.56101181]

>>56101131
she's 24 now, so you'll have 3 years at best.

[Anonymous No.56101203]

>>56101181
Wow when i was 24 i had a shit for brains. How do girls like that find an idea for themselves to gain such audience in that age?

[Anonymous No.56101263]

>>56101127
> gets pooped on
opinion discarded.

[Anonymous No.56101292]

>>56101127
>Maren predicted we are headed to $50k bitcoin and a mini altseason before the eoty.
Was that before or after an Arab sheik took a shit on her face?

[Anonymous No.56101484]

Poop witch
>P••p witch
¶oo¶ witch
>p°°pwitch

[Anonymous No.56101538]

>>56101203
They are whores and have no shame. When you have these attributes and also love money then anything is possible.

[Anonymous No.56101599]

>>56101127
Cock and balls in Marens fiathole

[Anonymous No.56101607]

why does nobody breed her? somebdy has ti save her, the wall is close, cery close

[Anonymous No.56101699]

>>56101127
The toilet witch steals all her predictions from a guy on Twitter named crediblecrypto.

[Anonymous No.56101759]

>>56101127
>trust creatures that is more short-sighted than goldfish with money

[Anonymous No.56101770]

>>56101484
What's the story behind this? Seen her called that alot.

[Anonymous No.56101808]

>>56101127
it's all so tiresome bros

[Anonymous No.56101884]

>>56101127
I saw Maren Altman at a public toilet in Saudi Arabia yesterday. I told her how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask her for astro TA or anything.
She screeched, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pooping, and I heard her jewish cackle as I walked off. When I came to wash my hands up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Turds in her hands without flushing.
The Arab Man at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Miss, I have to poo.”
At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and came back to take the dump.
When the Arab Man slid out a dookie she started chomping it, she stopped him and told him to shit them each individually “to prevent any magical infetterence,” and then she turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she ate each brown sausage and put them in her stomach she started to say the TA, he kept interrupting her by shitting really loudly.

[Anonymous No.56102107]

>>56101181
>she's 24 now
Looks more like 34. Maybe even 44.

[Anonymous No.56102120]

>>56101127
so my only hope is an e-witch?

[Anonymous No.56102125]

What the fuck is wrong with her face

[Anonymous No.56102133]

>>56101127
>>56101131
I want to fuck her skinny shaved roast beef cunt with my dick if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.56102430]

>>56101770
These niggers don't have anything. They just like to talk. They are no different than the old fucker on the block with the "SLOW DOWN 15 MPH ZONE!" signs.

[Anonymous No.56102441]

>>56101127
I thought she died for some rich Arab snuff film where they drowned her in poo poo and pee pee

[Anonymous No.56103416]

>>56101808
>>56101138
>>56101131
oy vey! Moshe wants us to pump his bags!
I be a good shabbos, massa!

[Anonymous No.56104072]

>>56101808
that strange v neck sweater is hurting my eyes lol

[Anonymous No.56104133]

>>56101770
Story goes that she let some rich Saudi take a crap on her face. I have no way of knowing if this is true or if we're just having a laugh.

[Anonymous No.56104990]

the lavatory of kuwait city
the urinal of tabarjal
the latrine of lahraouyine
the cloakroom of faiyum
the shit eater of douar hicher
the diarrhea of diriyah
the brown rib cage of carthage
the fart sniffer of sakiet eddaier
the stool of el hamool
the snif snif of mishrif
the shit basin of hafr al-batin
the loo of aflou
the water closet of khemisset
the manure of al qusur
the log eater of bir el-ater
the stupid slut of asyut
the poop aficionada of el jadida
the temptress of gabes
the poop casket of cebalet
the vagina of qena
the semen demon of ramat hasharon
the hahaha of al bahah
the poop pig of zagazig
the lilith of modi'in illit
the scat chef of chlef
the shit nosher of nesher
the miss scat of muscat
the poop amateur of mateur
the moulin rouge of el mourouj
the squeeze-penis of tunis
the cum guzzlah of rumailah
the poop choker of menzel chaker
the man of menzel aberrahmane
the strumpet of menzel hayet
the shit enjoyoor of ezzouhour
the bowel orchestra of al wafrah
the chimera of sharurah
the feminine dick of thadiq
the pro-ana of fernana
the ayah of ad diba'iyah
the ass lickah of ar riqqah
the rachet of tamanrasset
the tiny ass of ar rass
the porn ad of riyadh
the harlot of hammam chott
the courtesan of jizan
the gay bar of khaybar
the sorceress of mahares
the feces of fez
the mange-merde of bou merdes
the femme fatale of ouled djellal
the succuba of jendouba
the dung lung cavity of safwa city
the paramour of azmour
the poop council of at tawil
the soubrette of mareth
the poop rat of skhirat
the dirty poon of al-oyoon
the poop receptor of nador
the rectal liquid of sidi bouzid
the moor hag of mornag
the poop deposit of beitar illit
the anus licker of sougueur
the asshat of rouissat
the poop partisan of relizane
the shitwad of messaad
the hysteria of subayhiyah
the poop puta of ain touta
the shit-eating pro of cairo
the snake of the sheikh
the domina of medina

[Anonymous No.56106373]

>>56104990
YE SHIT FACEMASK WEARIN'

[Anonymous No.56108026]

Yeah ok. How much do I have to pay for her to shill my Kava bags though? She's shilled shitcoins before that were clearly promos.

[Anonymous No.56108057]

>>56101127
I hope she has a narrative to explain away her incorrect calls

[Anonymous No.56108082]

>>56101138
I’m not sure I get what you mean

[Anonymous No.56109004]

>>56101127
Okay I think it's time to start stacking my pf with COTI, UTK, and CYMI before the pump starts

[Anonymous No.56109230]

>>56108026
DM her I guess
>>56109004
Nice alts list but take it easy, don't take the word of girl and blow all your money on alts

[Anonymous No.56109259]

>>56101127
I just want to sniff her farts with my open desu

[Anonymous No.56109311]

>>56108057
Take the Peter Schiff approach:
"I'm not wrong, my predictions just haven't happened yet."

[Anonymous No.56109471]

>>56102430
>They are no different than the old fucker on the block with the "SLOW DOWN 15 MPH ZONE!" signs.
lmfao

[Anonymous No.56109682]

>>56106373
TWATTER ROASTIE POSTIN’