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>> No.56032481

+4.16% gme

>> No.56032482

Blackstone bros, we’ve won. Switching to aggressively buying this stock

>> No.56032483
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Now that interest rates are rising which are the next banks to fail?

>> No.56032488
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Uranium

>> No.56032495
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Heh, nobody knows whether I was a bulltard or boboid in the last thread

>> No.56032497
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BONDS
ITS OVER

>> No.56032501
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Guys I think I am addicted to sex. I used to think it was a meme but this hedonistic treadmill shit has gotten kind of wild. I stay high pretty much all the time and all I do at work is talk to whores and drink in my car after the office people leave for the day. I drive by this really nice neighborhood after I leave work and throw all the beer cans in their yards

I already told this nurse I'm meeting on thursday how I am going to break her back and the only hard part now is to plan the logistics between the other girls that are already gargling on my dick

Anyways buy DRIP I guess

>> No.56032502
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>>56032488
Coal and Oil

>> No.56032504

>>56032495
I do

>> No.56032506

>>56032495
i love that nobody ever can remember how retarded i was a thread ago because nobody knows my previous ID unless I tell them

>> No.56032507
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Cannabis
>I own 1100 shares at .80!

>> No.56032510

Oil bros, why did we get cucked again today?

>> No.56032513

explain yourself bobo

>> No.56032518
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>there are already NO BOIL NIGGERS itt
SHG to tha DIG

>> No.56032521
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>> No.56032524
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>>56032483
All of them.

>> No.56032531
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56032531

I tried, and failed, to catch the falling knife.
Now? Now, I go to war.
*Presses buzzer button*
Debbie? Call my broker (female). Tell her to buy 100 shares of DG.

>> No.56032535

>>56032518
>longing natgas
>with this contango
higher brapgas is priced into the futures, so no thanks

>> No.56032545

i was up 50 dollaridoos but today got stopped at +4 $

>> No.56032556

>>56032531
hory shet, sure am glad I sold mine on Aug 18th.

>> No.56032557

>>56032483
schwab

>> No.56032564

>>56032441
Meds, schizo.

>> No.56032568

>>56032535
>holding it long enough for that to matter
Ln2.

>> No.56032575

>>56032483
Banks can't fail due to bond risk anymore, BTFP prevents that. They would need to fail for a different reason such as too much CRE exposure. It isn't worth the risk gambling on shorting banks anymore.

>> No.56032590

>>56032531
Its called Dollar General, because generally, investors end up with just one dollar

>> No.56032591

>>56032564
Ur insufferable
Bobos FTW

>> No.56032592

>>56032502
Imagine if you were in the middle of that and you got hard. One of them notices, and being the whore that she is, she whips it out. Now all of the girls are staring and are shocked it's that big. They then gather around and start sucking it. Awesome.

>> No.56032599

>>56032592
>they act like animals
Wow insightful

>> No.56032605

>>56032524
crafty germans being retarded with their loans for their manufactured goods then having the troika bail them out and have southern europe pay the tap

>> No.56032610

>>56032591
Bobos must have findom fetishes, that's the only explanation for why they insist on losing money every week.

>> No.56032616

>>56032575
CRE, delinquencies & deposit flight seeking higher interest will do the trick. There will be more failures.

>> No.56032619
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You anons do max out your tax advantaged accounts? Right?

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>>56032592
>and are shocked it's that big
y-yea imagine

>> No.56032623
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>>56032592
The best part is you can get them pregnant and leave the country. Being a true spiritual nigger I would fully embrace this choice and ignore any attempts at child support. My son would be from good stock and grow up with a chip on his shoulder and become a professional athlete at which point I would reach out to him and ask for money

>> No.56032637

>bulls
hung studs who fuck other dudes' women
>bears
fat hairy fags who fuck other dudes

>> No.56032643

>>56032501
My gf had her IUD taken out and doesn't want to get another or go on the pill, and I fucking hate condoms. Our sex life has seriously stagnated and I'm very strongly considering seeking out side pussy. The modern world blows.

>> No.56032646

>>56032619
I also enjoy chess. I don't have enough money to max my tax free accounts.

>> No.56032654
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On top is the SPX to TLT ratio. On the bottom its just the SPX.

One thing to note/pay attention too is the divergences that build when the ratio line makes a new high and SPX does not follow...

>> No.56032666

Yo, paying +40k for a scoda, fuck this carmarket, LMAO

https://www.skoda-auto.de/modelle/enyaq-iv/enyaq-iv

>> No.56032676
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im having a day job first time in a decade or so. and not even full week and shorter days

i remembered it's bad. but it's really bad. bukowski was right. if you work you lose. too little free time and not waking up refreshed.

humans are meant to work 3 hours a day. 99% of human lives people worked about that time. regular 8 hour a day 5 times a week that's like suicide tier.

tay knew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZ34LlaIk88

>> No.56032678

>>56032643
Get snipped.

>> No.56032684

>>56032678
Absolutely not. I want kids some day and I don't trust the "it's reversible!" meme

>> No.56032693

>>56032666
ah another identikit crossover that somehow still sells in enough numbers for a car manufacturer to deem it profitable

>> No.56032695

>>56032684
>Want kids:
>Someday
Have you considered that now is the time.

>> No.56032706
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56032706

Why aren’t you buying DG leaps anon. Dollar general general soon

>> No.56032707

>>56032695
his gf certainly has

>> No.56032716

>>56032684
Freeze sperm; get snipped; have non-retarded kids in your old-age..

>> No.56032721
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Down goes the pound!

>> No.56032726

>>56032695
>>56032707
I don't feel ready for it. I've always wanted to own my own house before having kids, instead of bringing them into the world while I'm still throwing money into a rent hole. But the housing market is butt fucked near me.

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>>56032721
Birmingham is in Alabama.

>> No.56032755

Family friend’s daughter is borderline obese but dating a normal looking dude (based off pics I’ve seen)

What’s going on there. The dating market is strange.

>> No.56032759
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56032759

PE meme retards will tell me Microsoft is a shit stock unironically LMAO

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>>56032619
I would if I had enough spare cash but I do my best

>> No.56032775
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>futures

>> No.56032780
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>>56032759
>It's gone up in the past, it has to go up in the future!

>> No.56032788

>>56032721
focus as always is on america but europe is on the ropes right now. i honestly don't know what there is left to cut or tax in the uk that would make a difference as liability growth far outstrips growth, tax revenue or ability to borrow. and because some retard in the 80s thought inflation tracking guilts were a good idea our interest on payments is about to fuck us to the point that we may see one of the big shibboleths (nhs, pensions, non contributory welfare) gets totally stripped out and privatised for anyone under 50.

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>>56032759
>Good businesses?
>Good fundamentals?
>Excellent cash flows?
>Little competition?
>Exponential growth?
> I don't care about that, the only thing that matters is PE ratio!

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>>56032780
Never said that, but Microsoft will keep growing for the foreseeable future. The point was that growth trumps PE memes and Microsoft with a high PE meme has mantained a solid return. PE is a worthless metric to determine if a stock is good or bad as Earnings is a purely accounting number and what matters is cashflow

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>>56032676
>Actually working at work
Dude wtf are you doing. If you aren't actively wasting as much time at work while on drugs or pursuing other hobbies/things that make you money on the clock then you get what you fucking deserve cuck

>>56032643
Condoms are trash. All the good whores have permanent birth control. Why did she have it removed is she trying to trick you into having a kid?

>> No.56032825

>>56032676
Location matters. I don't envy urbans. Living in a warren is like being a duke in Hell. Sure you have the convenience, but your king of a shitheap.

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>>56032721
Region with majority Muslim population in the UK goes bankrupt. KEK. Who will pay the Jizya when the Dhimmis all flew away.

>> No.56032839

>Strive Asset Management, an anti-activism fund company has crossed $1 billion in assets even as it comes under legal scrutiny.

>> No.56032842

>>56032816
>>56032643
To be honest, we men simply expect women to pump themselves with hormones that make them unable to become pregnant. As if it would be nothing. I can understand her, I wouldn't do it either. So why expect her to poison herself if not by free will?

>> No.56032846

>>56032838
>Jizya
>Dhimmis
Now you're just making up words.

>> No.56032857

>>56032846
>Jizya (Arabic: جِزْيَة jizyah / ǧizyah [d͡ʒJzjæ]) is a per capita yearly taxation historically levied in the form of financial charge on dhimmis, that is, permanent non-Muslim subjects of a state governed by Islamic law.[1][2][3]

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>>56032838

>> No.56032861
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>>56032816
finance / accounting. im not remote currently that's why it's double shit even tho i do short days. it's just like what bukowski said, "i didnt like 8 hour job, hell i didnt even like 4 hour job"

i think if you do shortened work week and work mostly remote then it can be tolerable. or something creative. like directing music videos or writing books. studies show entrepreneurs or people at creative jobs are happier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1KAqf9T69s

>> No.56032862

>>56032846
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizya
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dhimmi

>> No.56032864

>>56032816
She had basically permanent BV and pain with the IUD, which made her pussy smell bad and the sex was typically painful for her. I don't think she's trying to trick me, but she definitely wants babies

>> No.56032866

>>56032842
Ok and what else do they do for us? If you're not going to cook or anything else useful, you WILL trick your menstrual cycle and like it.
>>56032857
I was being silly.

>> No.56032868

Guys I fell for the boil shill and bought calls, and forgot to close them due to work. Am i going to be alright tomorrow?

>> No.56032870

>>56032838
increased irony because it was over a gender pay equality lawsuit

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>Strive has had the most success with its $369 million Strive US Energy ETF (ticker DRLL), which tracks the same portfolio as BlackRock’s $1.4 billion iShares US Energy ETF (IYE). However, DRLL’s selling point is that Strive would use its shareholder-voting power to encourage the companies it holds to “drill more and frack more".

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>>56032804
>Bro just buy value traps and not healthy businesses with no debt, no competition , good cash flows and in stable sectors. You are waiting for a rude awakening for buying stuff with a high PE ratio!

>> No.56032889

>>56032842
>Hormones
They can get a copper IUD cuck. Have fun raising Jamal's kid mixed with dog jizz after she has a few too many drinks with the girls one night after you got into a trivial fight

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>But Strive’s ascent has come with some hurdles. Two former employees have filed lawsuits against Ramaswamy and his co-founder Anson Frericks in recent months, accusing them of mistreating staff and pushing employees to violate securities law. The company “intends to vigorously defend itself,” it said in a statement to Bloomberg last month.

>> No.56032898

>>56032883
was blackrocks drill and frack less?

>> No.56032905

>>56032654
Thanks Mott Capital, very cool

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Reminder that you should be stockpiling food and other essentials for the absolute financial shitstorm that's almost here.

>> No.56032909

>>56032864
She could get one of those implants under her skin if it was a real issue

>Pussy smells bad
Lmaoooooo

>> No.56032912

>>56032889
I've talked to my gf about getting the copper one but she just doesn't want to go through the process of having one put in again. Starting to feel a little stuck.

>> No.56032913

>>56032898
all blackrock funds push ESG

>> No.56032917

>>56032889
Look at how fuckin defensive this faggot instantly gets.

>> No.56032919

>>56032909
Those have dislodged and ended up in women's lungs and shit

>> No.56032925

>>56032889
I also didn't say she couldn't get copper. I was refering to the pill, you schizo. Might take your meds.

Dogfuckin is a primarily white thing. I had enoug whites, going for MENA now.

>> No.56032929

>>56032913
real talk: all this shit about the shitting brics trading amongst themselves in bananas or whatever as well as opec+s usual fuckery should be very bullish for AMERICAN OIL AND GAS

>> No.56032940
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>>56032885
>Bro are you going to wait 70 years to recuperate your investment? You are insane for buying *healthy company with massive upside* when you can buy *introduce shitty shrinking legacy business* that will recuperate your investment in 5 years!

>> No.56032943

>>56032917
What's he defending exactly? You're response is like a bitch's. Do we have a femanon here?

>> No.56032947

>>56032775
Kek

>> No.56032953

>>56032868
>buying options on BOIL
No matter how it works out for you tomorrow, you'll still be a retard. Never mind that I've said over and over that I expect it might drop lower and to be prepared. What a nigger. Maybe it will somehow work out. What's your DTE and strike?

>> No.56032957

>>56032925
I'm basically at the point where if a girl has a dog then I don't want anything to do with her. They are always crazy. Right now I am fucking an Indian nurse with a cat and a Cuban/Korean girl with no pets. They both try really hard in bed. The typical white girl with dogs is probably on so much Xanax all she can do is starfish and mumble shit about harry potter and star wars while the dog eats out of the trash can and takes a piss on the floor

>> No.56032967

>>56032957
m8 you have a really big hang on the yjk meme

>> No.56032972

>>56032943
>you're such a bitch to not demand somebody take poison for childfree sex despite several other less harmful alternatives
You're just faggots who can't think outside of yourself.

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Alright you know what this thread derailed really quickly and I'd like to apologize for my role in these events.

>> No.56032988

>>56032957
LMAO YOU ARE THE GUY WITH THAT HANGTIDDY KOREAN/CUBAN SHOWER GIRL AND YOU COME AT ME WITH THIS >>56032889
I swear, I will simply ignore any future banter on 4chan

>> No.56032989

>>56032978
It's amazing how much use that webm gets, and that it's almost always correct

>> No.56032991
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ASMB stock ladies!

>> No.56032992

>>56032759
>>56032790
Magnificent 7 outperformance is just beta, it's a beta of about 2.5.

>> No.56032998

>>56032943
mainly that the rest of us have to drink or otherwise live with all those artificial hormones contaminating the water system

>> No.56033008

>>56032972
Look you won't get it. If girls like you then they do things that make you happy. They will take interest in your hobbies and they will let you have the sexxoo without condoms.

Who the fuck let these reddit faggots shit up /smg/ while I was gone? Look man I guarantee your wife's boyfriend doesn't use condoms

>> No.56033009

>>56032998
You think he thinks this far when he doesn't even mind the immediate danger they have? Only when his son (if any) has a micropenis, he might care.

>> No.56033013

>>56033008
I said I will ignore banter from faggots with 4/10 women, stfu

>> No.56033015
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i'm going all in on puts on kroger and dave and busters; go on without me brothers, you'll likely never see me again because im going to lose the gamble

>> No.56033018

>>56032992
Microsoft and Amazon did well when the Beta was negative (COVID lockdowns). They are simply good businesses and you can cope all you want about it while they outperform your shitty portfolio year after year

>> No.56033029

how could one dodge the prohibition on buying stocks in russian companies? would it work if i banged a russian for long enough that it would count as non-marital partnership?

>> No.56033044

>>56033029
Look for brokers that allow trading on MOEX or try opening an account with Gazprom bank.

>> No.56033046

>>56033029
befriend a russian online and get them to purchase on your behalf while cutting them in on some of the profit you expect to make (this obviously carries several risks mainly involving losing your money and going to prison)

>> No.56033051

>>56032972
>think outside of yourself
Frankly, if she is on birth control, I'm not interested. Wasting my energy on women? It's not worth it. There are whores if you don't want to keep a woman. If you want to keep a woman, you won't find a good one in a whore. Simple as.

>> No.56033055

>>56033013
I dunno man at least a solid 7 and that's the perfect dynamic where she knows you are hotter than her. I would ways take a mid tier girl that can deepthroat over a princess. I dunno man maybe one day you will understand

>> No.56033061

>>56032592
>she whips it out
So she’s a man?

>> No.56033077

>>56033018
>beta was negative
oh ok so you're a retard. Covid made all betas approach 1 temporarily as they all dumped about equally, but that's not relevant to anything else. And I'm up over 300% YTD so tongue my anus

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tfw you double extra moar realize this place is teaming with NIGGERFAGTARDS that have no business being let near brokerage accounts. Verification not required.

>> No.56033102

>>56033089
you have no confidence in our ability to identify macroeconomic trends?

>> No.56033106

>>56033089
>Not going full retard to keep up with market trends (full retardation)

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>>56033102
Oh, it's much worse than that. *Much* fuckin' worse.

>> No.56033117

>>56033029
Saudi SAC trading?

>> No.56033120

>>56033114
you have no confidence in our ability to identify the clitoris?

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>>56033120

>> No.56033147

>>56033133
what happened to stoner movies

>> No.56033148

>>56033102

People here invested in pussy gel despite very few women actually using it and one bottle being cheap and lasting a long time. To even imply that a woman's pussy needs pussy gel is very offensive.

People here thought fagpox was going to lock down the world.

People here thought gas was going to $200/barrel

People here actually got the covid "vaccine"

they bought all those scams shilled by the Indian dude that posts pictures of watches...

>> No.56033157

>>56033148
you invested in that return key way to much

>> No.56033159

>>56033117
>>56033044
i feel as if just by searching for that made me enter a watchlist.

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>>56033120
One must first be able to identify an actual female woman before moving on to more granular details such as that.

>> No.56033165

>>56033159
You're browsing 4chan ffs. You've been on a watchlist from the first loaded url.

>> No.56033167

>>56032972
Let me guess, young? With time you will learn that being a good boy provides nothing but regrets.

>> No.56033168

>>56033157
Nigga line breaks are patrician as fuck. If you want I can post a huge rambling fucking wall of text but honestly it's stupid as fuck not to separate ideas with line breaks and punctuation you stupid fucking faggot nigger I don't even fucking use reddit and I hate you so much it's unreal who the fuck wants to look at this big blob of shit just because you are an autistic fucking retard hung up with formatting that is used by the entire fucking world that isn't retarded because you associate it with one glownigger website for clicks

>> No.56033170

>>56033162
i'm only at the stage where i can identify one from far away using binoculars and i've heard the clitoris is much smaller than an entire woman

>> No.56033171

>>56033159
No such thing.

>> No.56033173

>>56033148
Show portfolio

>> No.56033175
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Today was barely acceptable
Fuck you

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>>56033147
Sheeiiit I guess we got too high and forgot to make em!

>> No.56033187

>>56033168
we use meme arrows to separate thoughts or natural breaks in a larp (live action role play)

>> No.56033188

>>56033055
Dead market, below 4500, over.

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56033190

>>56032483
It's 2023. Banks don't fail you, you fail the banks.

>> No.56033197
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>>56033170
>far away
The best distance to keep them. Women are even less able to trade BOIL than the niggers that are here.

>> No.56033203

>>56033167
No, wrong. Just a lawyer, so I'm able to project myself into other persons and not only view the world from my point.

>good boy
If I want sex, I will tell her, I still will not force her to consume something against her will that is proven to be dangerous.

>> No.56033210

>>56033173
25% QLD (2x NASDAQ)
25% bond shit (TMF/JNK/STIP)
10% cash

Rest is a mix of random shit that is beclowned at the moment that I am slurping trying to time the bottom (VALE, MMM, PLNT, DIS, PARA, TGT, VZ) and DRIP at 52 week lows

I'm gonna buy some dollar general when I get paid cause that's a tasty looking dipperino

>> No.56033213

>>56033197
you are one of my favourite posters yet i am one of the niggers that cannot (and will not, possibly out of fear or childhood trauma) trade boil

>> No.56033214

>>56032706
>>>/DGG/

>> No.56033215

>>56032483
big daddy gov is just going to buy them out.

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>>56033213
Bless (You) in your trials against those traumas and may you someday defeat them regardless of BOIL or anything else.

>> No.56033232
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56033232

it isn't happening and it isn't going to happen

>> No.56033245

>>56033203
Did you had to become a lawyer to develop an ability innate to most human beings? Amazing, anon.

you are a good boy because you are putting her above you in this situation. If she doesn't want to do it despite you asking she probably doesn't love you. If you simply did not ask despite wanting then you lack will.

>> No.56033247

>>56033232
t.
It's over

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>>56033232
Well that's disconcerting.

>> No.56033261

>>56033232
it would be somewhat mirthful after the years of crying about the downfall of america if the us soft landed and entered a 2-3% inflation and growth rate based on onshoring and acting as the planets safe haven whilst europe+brics just shit themselves collectively.

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>>56033261
I would wat so hard.

>> No.56033283

>>56033245
No, but it is pretty useful in your argumentation. And for whatever reason many people seem to lack this.

>If she doesn't want to do it despite you asking she probably doesn't love you
I'm not even going to ask her to take it because I don't really want her to. How about that? Countered both your stupid assumptions with one answer.

You think yourself really manly, but I don't think you are.

>> No.56033284

>>56033245
I lived with a lawyer for a year. We grew pot and he spent most of the day on the phone telling retards and old people he could get them money for their car crashes. Only the most sociopathic weirdos make it in that profession. When he says he "can project himself in others point of view" it's really just a crazy manipulative fucker that thinks he is God's gift to the world because he practiced having fake emotions/manipulation for financial gain and thinks that other people are incapable of something that is basic/natural to someone that isn't on the spectrum somewhere beside child predators and cult leader

>> No.56033292

>>56033232
See: >>56032497

>> No.56033294

>>56033284
4/10 from downtown

>> No.56033300

>>56033284
my father wanted me to be a lawyer, always told him id rather be a beggar than live like that.

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>>56033213
>and will not
BTW, this right here is its own wisdom and does not make one a nigger when it's not coupled with ignorant negativity against BASED BOIL, and is certain far superior to the niggerfagtard above whom bought fuckin' OPTIONS on it and on top of that forgot to close them!

>> No.56033303
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Kek, feeling good. Divvy income is up, debt is getting knocked down, retirement stuffing is up, salary has gone up, emergency fund (aka black hole account) is getting stuffed, credit limit got jacked more, and I still got a nice 700+ credit score.. all that and a nice wife to come home to every night. Yeah I'm happy and I'll admit it gladly.

>> No.56033315
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Will the Dow Jones keep going down?
Should I sell this or keep waiting?

>> No.56033320

>>56033315
More like down Jones lmaooo gottem
>In all seriousness I have some MIC shit getting dragged down to fuck me

>> No.56033324

>>56033300
A beggar in a suit so it's fancy anon. Make sure you fill your office full of books you never read you wouldn't want the poors thinking it's all just a big larp

>> No.56033326

>>56033269
my take is always it's very easy to point to americas failings due to english being the lingua franca, it's cultural reach, relative freedom and that it creates a huge amount of butthurt within authoritarian shitheaps who have an interest of letting everyone know about them. but you can always guarantee whatever is happening stateside is worse elsewhere because whether it's europe, russia or china they all have a habit of projecting their problems they themselves created trying to copy america, whereas america just changes the rules of the game and waves its huge dick around a bit.

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56033331

shill me a potential 3x low cap

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>>56033326
No, I totally agree. It's just that for my whole life, especially my adult life, it's been a negative trend. Some kind of neo 1950s era is the last fucking thing I would expect.

>> No.56033362

>>56033337
This fucking poo.. I swear. The greatest scammer ever. Y'all see "the happening".

This fucking dude... He got whites to pay full ticket price to watch mother fuckers run away from the wind for an hour and a half
>Whatever is happening it's happening right now

God damn I appreciate a good scammer and this guy has been milking retards for decades with absolutely shit movies

>> No.56033364

>>56033324
Too bad you actually have to read much of it. Sorry to disappoint. And they are there to look things up in case of uncertainty or to look for further arguments etc. Go on projecting.

>> No.56033369

>>56033362
Turns out, we, the audience, were dead the whole time.

>> No.56033378

>>56033364
>>56033324
I should add, I'm going to bed. But you can still go on.

>> No.56033383

>>56033364
Nigguh you are a midwit as fuck. Buy more untouched leather bound books so you feel better taking half of grannies settlement.

>> No.56033391

>>56033337
on an absolute macro level i'm a total bear until several quite fundamental problems this planet faces regarding population and resources are fixed somehow, which won't be in our lifetimes or probably our great grandchildrens.
but i'd put far more faith in the usa being the one country to pull through all that shit just because of the attitude instilled in the population regarding freedom, work and innovation and the fact it understands both at an individual and national level that if you want to protect that you need some big fucking guns.
anyway thats my opinion as a brit.

>> No.56033394

>>56033378
good night friend. by the way, that feeling of "being able to project oneself unto another" or "seeing things has someone else does", it´s called empathy, not something your kind usually knows much off

>> No.56033401

>>56033394
>>56033383
seethe and dilate

>> No.56033416

>>56033401
And the jew lashes out in anger. Goes from moral high ground to cope/seethe/dilate lmao

>> No.56033423

>>56033416
We all have our weak moments. I just couldn't resist.

>> No.56033441

>>56033423
You gotta practice that fake character more man. You can't act like a real kike until after you spend the first 10 years sucking dick and pushing paper to pay off your loans and then you can make partner and show the world your true colors

>> No.56033444

>>56033391
Oh wow a brit who believes all the fud, color me shocked

>> No.56033458

>>56033444
what fud?

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>>56033444
you would too if you ate like you were at war every day

>> No.56033464

anons, do you think that buying stocks in companies related to funerary services would make me cursed?

>> No.56033467

>>56033461
I thought they all ate halal kebabs?

>> No.56033470

>>56033464
No. Share the tickers.

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>>56033464
If you're here then you're already cursed.

>> No.56033481

>>56033467
I am glad to hear they moved on from tikka masala

>> No.56033496

>>56033464
do you think that if you dont niggas wont die or something

>> No.56033502

>>56033478
Based understander. Based BOIL knower. I wish you many blowjobs friend

>> No.56033507

>>56032864
>isn't trying to trick me
>>Oh man the pain haha oh no let's take it out owie

>> No.56033516
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I buy SPY. I don't sell. I don't look at chart.

>> No.56033536

>>56033516
cant stand this hoe

>> No.56033551

>>56033470
ill have to seach into that market first

>>56033496
its just something i like to ponder to myself, like.. is it a sin to fuck your girl while having her dressed as a nun and biting on a miniature cross? most people think im just joking around when i ask them

>> No.56033560

>>56033536
no idea who this hoe is.

>> No.56033576

>>56033464
peter lynch talked about SCI in his books as being one of his best investments i think. its a funeral company

>> No.56033592

>>56033560
Botez sisters. They are good at chess but there isn't any money in chess and it's easier to milk simps for donations. I dunno I don't blame them it's pretty smart and they seem cool. They are kind of autistic too which is even better

You guys gotta watch Anna Cramling instead though. Way hotter and way more autistic

>> No.56033609

>>56033576
its the only one i could find in etoro, i have some money there so i wont close it. but i was already considering getting a second, better, broker for my future deposits. i mean, everyone has to die someday, at least next time i have to bury my last grandmother and eventually my parents it wont be just gloom

>> No.56033611

>>56032864
cool blog post

>> No.56033627

>>56033507
She complained about the pain for like a year and a half, I eventually believed her

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>>56033516
NIPPLEA

>> No.56033649

>>56033576
lold at the 2020 pump. down 10% this year.

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>>56032575
Are you sure you wanna be one of the namefags on here? You better be right all the time
>>56032495
You can be both at once. It's a good thing
>>56032501
You're basically on the verge of death, why are you fucking with us
>>56033157
>>56033168
Do you guys not know how to write 5-paragraph essays
>>56033331
My man
>>56033331
CRSPr. But you have to pay attention to their FDA evaluations in the line. The dates are December and February. Do your research. Look at the calls. Act accordingly
>>56033362
Nah man I loved The Sixth Sense. What a twist

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>>56032575
Are you sure you wanna be one of the namefags on here? You better be right all the time
>>56032495
You can be both at once. It's a good thing
>>56032501
You're basically on the verge of death, why are you fucking with us
>>56033157
>>56033168
Do you guys not know how to write 5-paragraph essays
>>56033303
My man
>>56033331
CRSPr. But you have to pay attention to their FDA evaluations in the line. The dates are December and February. Do your research. Look at the calls. Act accordingly
>>56033362
Nah man I loved The Sixth Sense. What a twist

>> No.56033681

>>56033659
The sixth sense was mid at best and carried by two great actors. Every single movie he produced after that was a steaming pile of shit, a literal fucking scam or a movie he got sued for for plagiarizing old plays he thought no one would notice (another scam)

>> No.56033707

>>56033391
>problems this planet faces
>our great grandchildrens
Who wants to tell him?

>> No.56033729

>>56033707
Dude is going straight to the reeducation camp to learn about how we need to stop having babies to stop global warming. This goyim just doesn't understand how important it is for the world that white men stop having babies

Anyways I'm starting to get sober and it's almost time to clock out. Don't have work again until Friday. I'll see you niggas then to call everyone a faggot

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>> No.56033751

>>56033681
I don't know if you were replying to me but it was a very good film for when I was 12 years old.

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*bursts through door*
sorry i'm late!
DINGDINGDING DING ding
how did we do today anons?

>> No.56033786

>>56033778
KEK! I'm just relieved to see that you are still ok. I did great, BOIL got lower into the buy zone so I could boughted moar.

>> No.56033789
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>>56033778
pretty good

>> No.56033791

>>56033778
Down 0.30% today but unbothered

>> No.56033816
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Do these lines mean anything? DJI pump tomorrow?

>> No.56033824
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>>56033816
Or will it go lower first before going higher

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>>56033816
>>56033824
Let's check the chart.

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>> No.56033872

>>56033842
Maybe people just ordered too much during the supply chain fuckery and the recession you are forecasted already fucking happened

>> No.56033873

>>56033842
still working through the covid production glut?

>> No.56033876

>>56033828
I'm a new fag. How do I check futures?

>> No.56033884

>>56033876
If your a retard like me (and it sounds like you are), cnbc.com works just fine.

>> No.56033898

>>56033677
>You better be right all the time
I'm always bullish, which means I'm right about 80% of the time.

>> No.56033903

>>56033876
spx500usd on trading view

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>>56033872
>>56033873
All I know is that
IT
IS
OVER
it's fuckin' dang peedle pang over.

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>>56033876
https://tradingeconomics.com/commodity/natural-gas

You can check other futures there too, if you're a fag.

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>>56033876
>futures

>> No.56033935

>>56033576
I shilled SCI on here. Months ago. No one listened. It's fine. It's a long term play. You'll learn.

>> No.56033937

>>56033876
think the entire world just lurks /smg/ to get a vibe on the >futures posting

>> No.56033982
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First day of work went great. I'm realizing that each and every one of you is George Floyd and I'm that hero cop. This general is full of amateurs. Everyone should kneel

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=gi6XwsR2hIY&si=FfPcSxGKXfq80wUb

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>>56033937
Or maybe even just to marvel at our fine collection of NIGGERS!
Actor in picrel became a STOOKS BROKER right after the show was done and moved to NYC, never to be heard from again by even his sister (Mellissa Gilbert).

>> No.56033993

>>56033935
is there a reason for their massive debt?

>> No.56033994
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>>56033982
BASED
L
E
S
S
E
D
BTW, as of today I have now finished the entire Little House on the Prairie series other than the very last movie.

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>>56033937
Soothe sayers, say your soothes...

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>>56033982
You are so much wasted potential. You could have spent all those years DCA'ing into VOO. But you are here, pretending to lord over fellow gambling addicts. Sad really.

>> No.56034030

>>56034004
KEK!

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>>56033999
Despite the higher than usual volume, since the candle ended strong, there's a high likelihood it'll continue, which is my guess.

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>>56034004
I really think you should consider being more respectful for the man who saved the whole planet against aliens in a real dream one time tho, just sayin'. Or I guess, maybe not, depending on how you feel about the whole planet. Maybe you are of the mind that he should have just let it go.

>> No.56034091

Almost time for my $200 monthly dividend to hit

>> No.56034104

>>56034091
>Almost time for my $200 monthly dividend hit
ftfy
it's quite literally a hit, to your taxes and to the value of the stock on the ex- day

>> No.56034145

>>56034104
Income is income. You'd have to pay taxes on it either way.

>> No.56034162

>>56034104
Actually unless your pulling down a shat pot of divvy a year taxes don't really amount to much. Some cases you pay nothing. Depends on several factors. Tax bracket, filing status, etc. In any event by the time taxes do start to be a factor your pulling down so much money that you simply go "oh well" and roll on. (or get a CPA or other tax pro who knows all the little uh loopholes so you pay chump change instead)

>> No.56034166

About to get my -1.36% (after adjusting for inflation) dividend payout. This is what winning looks like. What color is your bogota?

>> No.56034174

>>56034166
Fuckin boomer

>> No.56034189
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56034189

This is going to be one of those collapses where your only goal should be to survive.

>> No.56034195
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Sup smiggers :)
https://youtu.be/dpIHMKHZnZQ?si=c5Imv4yHYvHRZXgY

>> No.56034196

>>56034189
give us a historical precedent.

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>> No.56034207
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>>56034196
The Great Depression in the United States, the Weimar era in Germany, the recent Greek debt crisis. What's about to happen is going to be a mix of the worst parts of all those crises.

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56034209

>SP500 futures

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Should I get a mcchicken? I don't need it. But im kinda hungry.

>> No.56034218

>>56033609
>>56033649
>>56033576
this was back in the 70s/80s when he invested in it

>> No.56034219

>>56034207
none of those were really collapses

>> No.56034223
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>>56034215
Of course.

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>>56034215
eat some beans, nigga

>> No.56034241

>>56034207
Hey faggot did you forget that the US dollar is fiat?

>> No.56034243

>>56034219
Imagine you're a bronze age villager and your village was just discovered by Ashurnasirpal II's army. That's what the next collapse will be like

>> No.56034259
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Bobos are about to get the heeming of their lives

>> No.56034264

>>56034243
eh, i'll [X] to doubt. most of /biz/ thinks 10% inflation for 18 months and a burger costing $2 more than it did in 2019 is the end of the world so i think we'll be ok if very whiney about not having exactly as much consumption as before.

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I'm sorry for being rude. I'm thinking about scoopsies.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=qcDvzifP_gk&si=15xPrqDTqURrbZ4u

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>>56033876
Type in SPX futures. Come on anon.

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>>56034259

>> No.56034305

i'd love for bobos to be wrong but all of the economic signs are there for the great bull beheemening.

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>>56034264
I don't eat much fast food, but if a $2 burger goes to $4, that's not a good sign.

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>>56034305
Treat this like my first. Treat this like my last.
https://youtu.be/zINSICC8jgc?si=Liw_9Uhoe8v9kCV6

>> No.56034340

>>56034328
What does it mean when people will play 26k+ for an internet coin?

>> No.56034369

>>56034340
I'd be curious what percentage of BTC holders have a full coin. Regardless, also a bad sign if they're willing to gamble on a brand new asset class.

>> No.56034390

>>56034328
if a $2 burger goes to $4 then continues for years so that within say a decade it's $1000 then thats very bad. we've had periods of higher inflation and interest rates for longer periods and there was no collapse.

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>>56034390
idk man a 50% loss in purchasing power in just a few years is concerning.

>> No.56034422

>>56034305
Member when bears said that shit last year and were wrong? I member

>> No.56034427
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I like spending money to make money. It’s like a closed loop with null profits but at least I feel like I’m being productive

>> No.56034432

>>56034410
it depends if wages keep up with that inflation. they haven't under low rates and inflation, so only time will tell if they can make back ground now.

>> No.56034435

>>56034422
early doesnt mean wrong. just like being able to type things out on the internet doesnt make you smart.

>> No.56034437
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I hate America

>> No.56034446
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>>56034432
>it depends if wages keep up
I like your sardonic brand of humor.

>> No.56034449

>>56034435
No bears are definitely wrong, but it's okay there's still time to change sides

>> No.56034450

>>56034437
Do you work for the FBI?

>> No.56034469

>>56034437
I'm 6'2" 180lbs. Fucking absurd that someone almost a foot shorter than me weighs within 20lbs

>> No.56034481

>>56034446
well yea the fact the central banks were first out the door complaining about wage price spirals the second the worker was in a position of power for the first time in three decades was telling.
it does make you wonder if below inflation wages were being used as a deflationary pressure as would logically follow if above inflation wages cause inflationary pressure.

>> No.56034483

My dudes, imagine if Manchester United fans were to gather and make and investment fund to buy back their club. Could such a thing happen?

>> No.56034484
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THREAD THEME:
https://youtu.be/h-z9A1-O4oI?si=vp5uVwXPJz58P7cr

>> No.56034494
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>>56034481
>I'm going to break these fuckin wagies so fuckin hard. t. Jerome
Yes, exactly.

>> No.56034502

>>56034305
I have a strong suspicion that the most obvious and predicted crash won't happen. Then some random day in 2026 the market will limit down every day from a month for seemingly no reason.

>> No.56034519

>>56034483
yes but you'd have to find many fans willing to pay then stick it in a partnership like john lewis

>> No.56034526

>>56034483
This sounds like the plot to dodgeball

>> No.56034537

>>56034483
Fuck outtahere Netflix writer fishing for ideas.

>> No.56034541

>>56034519
>>56034526
im using the example of Manchester United because its a well known one, and they used to have shitons of fans and indians who loved their club during the Ferguson era.

>> No.56034553
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i need to make money
but the market could tank
so i might end up dead
trying to rob a bank

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>>56034553
>Poemanon lives

>> No.56034562

>>56034541
i know of a local midish sized company whos employees bought out management and run it as a coop or however its structured. so yea these things can happen but obviously the people involved have to pony up the cash somehow.

>> No.56034573

>>56034437
168 holy kek

>> No.56034577

>>56034541
What epic underground tournament are you going to have the fans participate in to drum up the cash? The secret MXC Kumite in Las Vegas held yearly with the kidnapped Los Angelos homeless in the Tesla tunnels?

>> No.56034589
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>futures

>> No.56034592

>>56034577
Starring Steven Seagal of course

>> No.56034618

>>56034589
It's so sad
We live in a world where people do this because other people watch people who do this
Why the fuck are we even trying anymore
Failed species

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>>56034618
<3
https://youtu.be/PJy5lzF-Lnc?si=bjX1ysytFgo54Yor

>> No.56034636

>>56033982
is it a day job? how are you going to trade? or is it one of those jobs where you do 2 hours of work and fuck off the rest. in which case you could probably trade

>> No.56034637

>>56034618
Touch grass.

>> No.56034642

>>56034636
He's a (real) jannie at a HBCU

>> No.56034689

>>56034637
Thanks I forgot

Based how Japan fixed itself by doing literally nothing tho

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>futures

>> No.56034726

>>56034691
I see a chanterelle and some boletes. Haven't had any fresh boletes this year It's too fucking dry.

>> No.56034730

>>56033828
day red
futures green
tomorrow crab? according to this chart for the DJI

the other indices have green futures wont that pull price up a bit?

>> No.56034741
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>futures

>> No.56034771

>>56034730
nevermind spoke to soon.

>> No.56034780

>>56034730
take an average of the indices red/yellow/green colors and mix them as you would paint, use these to invent another chart

>> No.56034795

>>56032460
You have until early 2024 to accumlate uranium

>> No.56034798

>>56034437
>5’3
>168
Absolutely disgusting.

>> No.56034805

>>56034795
And boy am I accumulating.
Where my UUUU bros at?

>> No.56034814

>>56032460
I’m buying Blackstone and I’m buying Cava. I’ll make it

>> No.56034818

>>56034780
>red, yellow, green
>mix them like you would paint
So… gold? Sounds good to me.

>> No.56034825

>>56034795
what happens next year?

>> No.56034836
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>>56034780
DO NOT INTERPRET THE DOT

>> No.56034837

>>56034825
All of our existing uranium stockpiles will get used in the nuclear wars, so the price will go up.

>> No.56034846

I have an idea, let's double bake

>> No.56034847

>>56034837
is this one of those times where we actually want the commodity to be physically delivered?

>> No.56034852

>>56034816
>>56034816
>>56034816

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Baking...

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>>56034847
You WILL get physical delivery
In 30 minutes or less

>> No.56035030
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I just moved my whole 401k into bonds.

>> No.56035059

>>56035030
That seems like a breddy smart move for the next good while.

>> No.56035150

>>56035059
I almost didn't. They had some video about how most investors who do that miss out on gains coming out of corrections but I'm worried this one might look something like the 1980s Japan asset bubble and don't want 30 year bags.

>> No.56035185

>>56035150
Well, it's certainly true that one can miss out on surprise gains since most of such things happen on whatever very few days and all that kind of shit, but there is enough macro circumstantial evidence to support the potential for exactly what you fear, and taking the load of worry off is worth even more than the guaranteed 5+% or whatever until you can see how shit winds up sorting out.

>> No.56035503

>>56035449
can you elaborate for a very humble smoothbrain

>> No.56035772

>>56035503
Not him but I gave plenty of detail in that thread, seach ID CDEFs+2h and read carefully if you really want to know some shit about BOIL. Feel free to ask for clarification and whatever specifics any time, other than now when I'm about to head off for the night.

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>>56032497
Truth

>> No.56036178

>>56034339
When did bobo become a rapper