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jews up top have chosen to switch to “hot desking” which means theyre too cheap to let us wagies have our own slave desk which means we are overcrowded sometimes and today I had to sit all the way over by the administrational roasties

They are all 20-something and keep talking about their kid to each other in a power projecting way and the kidergarten shit 24/7 all day humble bragging how their kids kindergarten had a singing contest and how theyve removed Winners and losers so the kids dont feel bad etc all day long

CAN YOU PLEASE STOP OVERCROWDING WITH THIS HOT DESK SHIT AND LET ME HAVE A PEACEFUL PLACE TO WAGESLAVE FROM

>> No.55989920

Take the HR pill and let the nerds do the work. Consider it as a daycare for yourself

>> No.55989930

>>55989888
bring a backpack to work with you. inside of that backpack bring 10-20 pounds of cement. flush it down the toilet. do this several times a week.

microwave popcorn and fish repeatedly. you dont even have to eat it. throw it in the microwave when no one is around, max the timer out. let it smoke the entire building up.

steal office supplies. in the winter, trip circuit breakers with space heaters. play dumb if they yell at you.

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>Work at home
>Had to buy my own PC, but I'm a PCfag and had done it before
>It's 4 years old and better than anything I've ever used at work and than anyone has in the office currently

>> No.55990619

be thankful your company isnt cutting costs by getting rid of your wagie ass.

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>>55990619