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[Anonymous No.55978655]

>worked min wage jobs before going on 4 year NEET bender
>decided to go back to school
>8 years out of the workforce
>now graduating at 29 and starting first office job

What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.55978668]

>>55978655
pretty much the worst hell imaginable, unironically.

[Anonymous No.55978672]

>>55978655
No one cares, just do your work well.

[Anonymous No.55978688]

i hope you learnt how to socalise so you can 'fit in with the work culture' there. if you think you can just show up on time, do your job properly and then leave on time you're dead wrong.

[Anonymous No.55978756]

>>55978688
Even without millennial women in the office?

[Anonymous No.55979007]

>>55978655
>Anon, you forgot your timesheets again. If you do that one more time I'm going to have to give you another warning.

[Anonymous No.55979032]

Do the following and you’ll be ok.

1. Be there on time
2. Do your job well
3. Shave and shower before going
4. Wear some decent office clothes not some edgy hoodie or whatever
5. When a pretty girl at the office is being nice and smiling at you and talking to you don’t make a move on her or other weird shit. Just keep your distance and keep being polite.

[Anonymous No.55979133]

I will be 35 by the time I get my Bachelor's degree. Should I kms?

[Anonymous No.55979184]

>>55978655
prepare to be ridiculed mercilessly and people talking behind your back for being a 29yo incel NEET loser

[Anonymous No.55979198]

>>55979133
>I will be 35 by the time I get my Bachelor's degree. Should I kms?
only if you have also happen to have an immigration background. In that case, it's over for you

[Anonymous No.55979200]

>>55978668
i got my first office job at 29. it wasn't that bad. but i also wasn't "8 years out of the workforce" or on a "4 year NEET bender."