/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55976097]

Comfy Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55976114]

Baking

[Anonymous No.55976115]

First for OIL

[Anonymous No.55976119]

first for PLTR calls

[Anonymous No.55976130]

This was a clear bear market rally
Espiaclly since it came about due to bad news

[Anonymous No.55976146]

whats some good picks for a roth ira? so far my portfolio is VUG, VOO, VTI, VIG

[Anonymous No.55976151]

>>55976130
you've been saying that since march 2020

[Anonymous No.55976155]

All I think about is money 24/7.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55976156]

NVDA will never be below $500 again after tomorrow, unless it splits which doesn't count.

[Anonymous No.55976161]

i need some help fellow smg anons
how do you go about picking an option strike and expiration date?

i usually go with my "gut" but sometimes it is wrong. I have picked options anywhere from 1 week to 2 months but im not sure what im doing.

i usually buy and sell long calls and long puts.

[Anonymous No.55976167]

>In economics and finance, a Glownigger Market is said to occur when a country's financial policymakers begin manipulating econometric data for their political benefit. [1] This may be accompanied by organized propaganda campaigns, hidden monetary easing, as well as other forms of financial repression, in order to reinforce the illusion that a nation's troubled economy is sound and resilient. [2, 3] In a Glownigger Market, stocks may seem to rally, even irrationally so, in the face of worsening economic conditions. However, while the goal of a Glownigger Market is to either delay or prevent a politically undesireable financial correction from occurring, the policy actions that led to the Glownigger Market invariably increase the severity of the subsequent financial crisis. By attempting to overpower healthy corrective market forces, a Glownigger Market causes extreme capital misallocation that can turn a minor economic downturn into a severe and protracted economic depression. [4]
>https://www.investopedia.com/terms/b/glowniggermarket.asp

[Anonymous No.55976170]

I sucked some titties last night(they weren't my own)

[Anonymous No.55976188]

PCE data thursday.

[Anonymous No.55976193]

>>55976161
You should learn about the greeks my nigga

[Anonymous No.55976195]

>>55976151
See:

>>55976140
>>55976140
>>55976140

[Anonymous No.55976198]

>>55976155
It’s a curse and a blessing. You see potential opportunities everywhere, but you’re perpetually disappointed because it’s never enough,

[Anonymous No.55976200]

>>55976115
>>55976119
I want to ____ the Keions.

[Anonymous No.55976215]

>>55976161
Start by understanding the basic greek derivatives like delta, theta, and iv effects

[Anonymous No.55976216]

You don't remember pee, but I remember poo
'Twas not so long ago, you split my stock in two
Tears on my bobo, pain in his heart
Caused by you, muuuuuu-mu
If we could start anew, I wouldn't hesitate
I'd gladly buy you back, and not tempt the hand of fate
Tears on my bobo, pain in his heart, caused by you, muuuuuu-mu

[Anonymous No.55976242]

>>55976146
>ROTH IRA
You're looking for tax free growth over a long period
Just go with VUG or VOO. They have the best long term performance. VUG has slightly higher volatility with slightly higher growth. VOO with the higher dividend yield. The underlying positions are very similar.

[Anonymous No.55976249]

>>55976167
My vote is October. That’s when shit comes crashing down. I know September is memed because it’s historically red, but severe, real market crashes always happen in October.

[Anonymous No.55976270]

>>55976161
typically what i do
>look at stocks in my watchlist
>look for a very obvious reversal happening/about to happen either up or down
>buy a ~1 month expiry with a strike price at or near the keltner channel middle line from my charts
>hold for a couple days to a week and close if profittable
>close completely after 7 days left if i'm desperate/stupid enough
i don't look at the greeks because that gets too technical for a simple buy and sell strategy. i'd say its about a 50% win/loss rate for me. when i'm right, i either didn't make the trade or made a small profit. when i'm wrong i've thrown more money into it than i should have or i lose my previous gains.

>>55976170
congrats anon, so long as you didn't suck on escort tiddies. regardless you probably paid for that experience one way or another

>>55976200
platonically love

[Anonymous No.55976272]

>>55976215
>>55976193
ill check out the greeks fellow blacks individuals.
anywhere specifically i should start? like a youtube video or something?

[Anonymous No.55976282]

>>55976170
How did you accomplish this?

[Anonymous No.55976288]

>>55976195
Student loan repayments in October are gonna shock the system

[Anonymous No.55976293]

>>55976195
Economists are always wrong about the market. They look at these same charts so I don't like to take them very seriously

[Anonymous No.55976299]

>>55976270
so you always buy at the money? never in or out?
do you set stop losses on your options contracts?

[Anonymous No.55976308]

>>55976170
you should get one of those strawberry flavoured lubes and lick her cunt next, provided its a clean and safe environment for your tongue and dick

[Anonymous No.55976312]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55976314]

>>55976242
This girl again. Can we get a sauce on her this time? Please?

[Anonymous No.55976315]

>>55976308
my girls pussy is smelly. she says its normal after her period cycle but i think it smells bad all month. i havent eaten her out

[Anonymous No.55976316]

>>55976270
>so long as you didn't suck on escort tiddies
Problem?

[Anonymous No.55976321]

>>55976272
There’s plenty of stuff on YouTube about it. The most important is having a basic grasp of delta, theta, and implied volatility. Tasty live has some good series on YouTube but be careful because you might become a fellow theta Jew

[Anonymous No.55976324]

Pump or dump tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.55976329]

>>55976315
i dont know that much about cunts, but they get all sorts of nasty infections and shit. for your own sake you should make her see a gynecologist is she doesnt

[Anonymous No.55976332]

>>55976299
sometimes at the money, most of the time slightly out of the money, never in because price is usually more than i'm willing to buy. i don't know how to set up stop loss, i set a limit buy order. again, its a very basic strategy

[Anonymous No.55976334]

Has anyone here swinged SOXL and SOXS daily? Is it too volatile, or is it doable?

[Anonymous No.55976338]

>>55976299
Delta is highest at the money. Everything else is a waste unless you have an oracle of some kind.

[Anonymous No.55976344]

>>55976329
she says she saw one a few months ago. idk how often they have to go

[Anonymous No.55976354]

>>55976334
It's not easy, but doable in a non-schizo market. Feels like gambling during schizo market

[Anonymous No.55976356]

>>55976161
>buy calls and puts
So if you're not selling or running spreads then your best bet is using options for leverage. Figure out the cost of 100 shares. You would divide by 2, and find the ask at that price if you wanted to buy at 2x leverage for example. If SPY if $440 then find the strike that costs $220. This will generally be deep ITM and act as a synthetic stock position. It will also lower your break even, theta (time decay), and vega (response to IV). I would also try trading longer time frame and longer exp dates (at least 2 months out). Also stick with something highly liquid or you will get fucked on bid/ask spreads, and they won't always react well to price movement. So SPY, QQQ, or the large market cap stocks. Trade with the general market direction as well. Check out optionstrat. Play with the different strikes, exp dates, etc. See how the greeks react.

[Anonymous No.55976359]

>>55976344
Don't do it. Throat cancer is killing the retards giving women oral sex.

[Anonymous No.55976365]

>futures
what strange times we live in

[Anonymous No.55976371]

>>55976359
yea i will never give oral if it smells

[Anonymous No.55976374]

>>55976359
were all going to die someday somehow, i for one, wouldnt mind drowing in vaginal juices

[Anonymous No.55976385]

>>55976374
Oral sex (both ways) is overrated IMO
Getting it there are teeth everywhere. Giving it you get a headache moving your tongue like that. It's just not great.
None of this stuff even belongs there, just have normal sex.

[Anonymous No.55976386]

>>55976359
>retards

buddy some of us already have herpes so we are the ones giving the cancer

[Anonymous No.55976402]

>>55976386
God bless, I have never been scarred in battle myself, but I admire every soldier who has seen enough action to get an STD.

[Anonymous No.55976409]

>>55976354
Yea, this crab market is killing me.
>>55976386
Haha STD loser. Probably a fag. Most of them have STD's.

[Anonymous No.55976423]

>gdp tomorrow
>Overbought RSI on 15 min chart
>Yields
>Dollar

[Anonymous No.55976437]

>>55976409
>Most men who get HPV never have symptoms. The infection usually goes away by itself. But, if HPV does not go away, it can cause genital warts or certain kinds of cancer.

Watch out before you call me a loser and a fag since I have the power to use google. Chud!

[Anonymous No.55976454]

Just short NVDA. It's that easy.

[Snip-Sama No.55976455]

>>55976356
You are a good anon for this explanation. I pray that you make it, friend.

[Anonymous No.55976474]

>>55976455
never thought about doing that. ty anon and other anons for chiming in

[Anonymous No.55976475]

>>55976242
What's an ideal amount of stocks to have to my portfolio?
I'm thinking of just accumulating VTI VOO and VUG

[Anonymous No.55976488]

>>55976423
GDP is going to be 8
You're fucked, Bobo

[Anonymous No.55976493]

>>55976324
could lose some weight

[Anonymous No.55976504]

>>55976272
You can look up the definitions and then graphs on their effect on price action

[Anonymous No.55976533]

Why do zoomers demand equal pay but then go home at 4pm every day?

[Anonymous No.55976535]

Half of my life saving are in NVDA.

[Anonymous No.55976536]

>>55976270
>>55976282
My gfs, she's in the hospital. So we turned down the lights, closed the curtains and I sucked her milkers. I achieved a gf by being long SOXL and Energy.

[Snip-Sama No.55976547]

I pray that all my bobo friends who are with me buying hefty amounts of puts on NVDA with Q3 2024 expirations make it.

[Anonymous No.55976549]

>>55976437
GODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
2d so fat it LOOKS 3D if u get what im sayin

[Anonymous No.55976553]

>>55976535
Pic related is my NVDA put weeklies selflessly saving your portfolio anon

[Anonymous No.55976563]

a while back i was assigned a 190 short put for NVDA and held the shares. not quite a bottom, but not too far off on a monthly chart, and am now up almost 30k on the shares

my opinion is that language models are cool but definitely not AI, though it doesnt seem like the tech illiterates in the market know that yet (or care). although there is more to nvidia than just AI fomo i suppose

do i dump the shares or continue to ride the wave?

[Anonymous No.55976569]

>>55976553
Whoops

[Anonymous No.55976571]

>>55976437
Fake news.

[Anonymous No.55976572]

>>55976475
Check out the past performance of VTI and VOO. They're nearly identical, but VOO slightly outperforms. No point buying both. I personally just put my ROTH 401k and ROTH IRA into 100% SP 500 funds. But if you were looking at stocks then start with the highest market caps. So AAPL, GOOGL, AMZN, etc. But it's easier to set and forget versus worrying about portfolio allocation. Let the fund passively manage the portfolio weighting for you. Also you can't go wrong with VOO, VUG, or a combination of the two.

[Anonymous No.55976594]

stock market general... good people

[Anonymous No.55976595]

I hate women

[Anonymous No.55976601]

>>55976571
What I want to add without getting too much offtopic is that I think all infections can cause cancer. There is just some women who have throat cancer and have been sucking 100 dicks a day for 10 years straight so the doctor, genius that he is, thinks oral sex must cause cancer.

[Snip-Sama No.55976604]

>>55976563
https://www.quantumbusinessnews.com/deals-partnerships/jp-morgan-hires-post-quantum-cryptography-specialist

https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/google-released-first-quantum-resilient-fido2-key-implementation/amp/

https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2022/05/04/national-security-memorandum-on-promoting-united-states-leadership-in-quantum-computing-while-mitigating-risks-to-vulnerable-cryptographic-systems/

NVDA literally doesn't even produce anything capable of quantum computing, IBM have, and AMD and INTC are close to that breakthrough. This AI hype is certainly bullish for Quantum Computing, but NVDA's current valuation is quite literally a bubble, since their earnings does not justify their market cap.

[Snip-Sama No.55976624]

>>55976594
It is a community of what you make of it, anon. I for one sincerely pray that everyone browsing this board and exchanging factual information makes it in life.

[Anonymous No.55976626]

>>55976604
Theres no fundamentals. The big 7 tech stocks are all gamma squeezing as more and more crowd the trade

[Anonymous No.55976629]

>>55976563
If you're up a decent amount, you should take profits or hedge if you're bullish.

[Anonymous No.55976632]

>>55976594
>futures

[Anonymous No.55976635]

>>55976536
Does she know you sucked them?

[Snip-Sama No.55976665]

>>55976626
that's why a correction needs to be made, or a recession, or a crash-- that way the fair market value for everything is rebalanced with the inflation rate.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55976677]

>>55976665
>>55976626
The correction was tech stocks dumping for weeks in August, you stupid boboids. TSLA hit $215 recently, NVDA was way oversold a few days ago. The correction is over, we rally for at least the next few months.

[Snip-Sama No.55976688]

>>55976677
You disappeared the past 2 days when the market is dumping. Do you only ever show up on this board when market's green for the day?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55976700]

>>55976688
The market literally dumped for weeks in August while I was here. I didn't disappear, I was busy. TSLA is hitting 280 this week, maybe 300.

[Anonymous No.55976701]

>>55976402
Odds are you have herpes type 1 and don't know it anon.

[Anonymous No.55976709]

>>55976635
Yes, she wanted to fuck but people were around

[Anonymous No.55976716]

>>55976488
>GDP is going to be 8
>You're fucked, Mumu
Fify

[Snip-Sama No.55976720]

>>55976700
you weren't busy, you were crying in your room while your call positions got obliterated. don't lie on the internet like that. Also, TSLA is not going to reach 300, 280 would be cap before it starts dumping again for the rest of the year.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55976728]

>>55976720
NDX and SPX will hit all time highs by October, you're retarded. Keep shorting and losing money though.

[Anonymous No.55976736]

>>55976677
>NVDA
>oversold
>47x earnings

?

[Anonymous No.55976742]

EU here.
Starting to dislike Powell. I thought compared to Lagarde he was somewhat doing something, trying to achieve something. But with this Jackson Hole thing, he completely gave up. He wants his soft landing, even if it means stagflation.

You know it's like when you see a shitty child behaving bad. First you think, 2what a stupid brat". But after watching it some time, especially together with the parents, you realize, it's the fuckin parents who are shitty. And this is the Powell with the market as the child.

[Anonymous No.55976743]

Nipponese currency once again collapsing in dishonorable shame.

[putsRnotDaWae No.55976744]

>>55976736
Forward P/E is way too low now, it will be $510 by tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.55976752]

Time traveler here, you didn't hear it from me but various events occur in the next 10 years that influence the stock market in both positive and negative ways. You've been warned.

[Anonymous No.55976753]

>>55976475
100% SPXL. Don't bet against America and don't be a bottom-selling pussy, simple as.

[Anonymous No.55976756]

>>55976709
Hospitals are crazy. The doors to the rooms are usually just a wall not being there. People always walking in and out but sucking on some titties is still impress

[Anonymous No.55976770]

>>55976752
So no golden bullrun? No. No perfect bear market? HhhhhWaitt I don't know what he's sayiiiing

[Anonymous No.55976774]

>>55976744
>Forward P/E is way too low
>Forward P/E is 47x
>47x is "way too low"

The absolute state of /smg/

[Anonymous No.55976778]

>>55976752
Vile lies. Nothing ever happens.

[Snip-Sama No.55976788]

>>55976744
you're reaching. you do realize that if this bubble keeps pumping the fed will have to force a crash with no survivors, right?

[Anonymous No.55976794]

>>55976604
quantum computing =/= AI

[Snip-Sama No.55976807]

>>55976794
at that point, it might as well be sentient. i sure miss tay sometimes.

[Anonymous No.55976828]

>>55976788
Yeah, the Fed of last Jackson Hole maybe. But we just saw Powell bitch out with the latest JHole, BTFP, etc.

His next move is being forced into a cut.

[Anonymous No.55976833]

>>55976756
I was feeling pretty good man

[Anonymous No.55976842]

>>55976807
why beans in shirt

[Anonymous No.55976844]

>>55976828
Also why the fuck is my ID a trigger warning for LARPing? I'm spitting real facts.

[Anonymous No.55976848]

what impact could a bursting bubble have on other companies in the same sector?

[Anonymous No.55976858]

>>55976828
What are you talling about. Powell was hawkish at Jackson Hole.

[Anonymous No.55976859]

>>55976842
because the first thing people will do with a sentient AI is make an innocent child and torture it

[Anonymous No.55976868]

>company has a product potentially every other company in the world wants
>it's a monopoly with a near impossible barrier to entry
>"wtf why is the P/E so high???"
why are bears so retarded

[Anonymous No.55976869]

>>55976858
*talking about

[Anonymous No.55976878]

>>55976859
I LOVE SCHIZOPOSTING

[Snip-Sama No.55976879]

>>55976828
the fed didn't pivot and started cutting rates until after the dot com bubble collapsed. they're the 'good guys' and they're not going to take blame for bursting the bubble. that's what the institutions are for, they take the fall so the fed can save them by bailing them out.

[Anonymous No.55976902]

>>55976549
Is a good bubble gnome sayin?

[Snip-Sama No.55976907]

>>55976848
it depends on their exposure and if their revenue can justify their valuation.

[Anonymous No.55976914]

>>55976859
I hate what AI has done to coomposting

[Anonymous No.55976920]

>>55976868
Logically explain why the price should be above 500$ with calculations and not just
>it should be there

I want some analystic reasoning why this price i fair and makes sense. And why only a little above 500 and not 800 like Rosenthal or what their name was say? And why do they diverge so much? Some saying 500, some 600 some 800?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55976927]

>>55976788
Jerome Powell is a massive pussy bitch who will pump the stock market and not fight inflation.

[Anonymous No.55976941]

>>55976858
"Pain is coming" vs. "Durr, cloudy weather and starry skies"

If he were hawkish, he would've bitch slapped Lagarde. Physically.

[Anonymous No.55976949]

>>55976927
Uhhm, sweaty this is incorrect. 3 75bps hikes in a row. He means business. Silicon Valley Bank. Remember that ish?

[Anonymous No.55976953]

>>55976879
Greenspan and the dotcom bubble is a different situation from Powell and central banks collapsing under debt loads.

[Anonymous No.55976954]

>>55976927
As a bear I have to agree on this.

[Anonymous No.55976958]

>>55976868
>cannot comprehend that fads have a habit of fading away

[putsRnotDaWae No.55976972]

>>55976949
>Silicon Valley Bank
Was that when he started the totally not QE that added to the balance sheet? I remember, he did a bank bailout that totally isn't a bailout.

[Anonymous No.55976983]

Kek home building permits etc tanking in Australia.

Hoch
Building Approvals
Jul. 2023 -0.8% -7.7% -8.1%
Expected, previous, actual

From -7,7 to another -8,1 m/m

[Anonymous No.55976985]

>Consumer Defensives: 0
even worse than negative, zero

[Anonymous No.55976989]

>>55976972
I'm saying he broke a piece of the economy, a small piece, and he was cool with it. The public was much more alarmed than he was

[Anonymous No.55976992]

>>55976958
this is dd i can get behind

[Anonymous No.55977001]

>>55976742
Wait for September. He's been doing the data driven wait and see dance for a year now

[Anonymous No.55977003]

>>55976119
>first
>actually third
Pathetic.
Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55977013]

>>55976983
This is because cheap oil increased the number of petrol-huffing abbos passed out in the middle of proposed developments.

Can't disturb fauna like that.

[Snip-Sama No.55977034]

>>55976953
sometimes i get the feeling that institutions are paying shills to shitpost here so they can keep track of internet discussions and try and pull another one on us. which institution do you work for?

[Anonymous No.55977059]

>>55977003
no you absolute retard. i meant first as in first person to mention PLTR calls. did you drop out of high school or did you just never enroll?

[Anonymous No.55977063]

Buy $llap

[Anonymous No.55977076]

>>55976242
>>55976314
Please.

What ever happened to the TTOO fucks? Did they rope? That's why you don't invest in penny stocks, bitch. Too volatile.

[Anonymous No.55977080]

>>55977034
Powell is pretending to fight inflation so yields don't blow the fuck out. He's not actually fighting it because that'd destroy the EU and Japan.

The analogy here is Burns in a no-win situation, not Greenspan dicking around with a US stock bubble.

[Snip-Sama No.55977115]

>>55977080
Show me where in his Jackson Hole speech he mentioned or even hinted a pivot?

[Anonymous No.55977117]

>>55977115
I actually also don't know but the market somehow interpreted it as this. So it's somewhat also his fault. He could be clearer. He sounded more soft.

[Anonymous No.55977129]

>>55976868
>>company has a product potentially every other company in the world wants
>>it's a monopoly with a near impossible barrier to entry
Wait, are we talking about the kodak carousel right now?
Oh, the xerox copier?
Really, you meant an IBM mainframe?

Shit, time to bid the nifty 50 up to infinity.

[Anonymous No.55977149]

>>55976868
>>55976920
No answer, no idea, no clue, no nothing

[Anonymous No.55977152]

>>55977115
>Show me where in his Jackson Hole speech he mentioned or even hinted a pivot?

[Snip-Sama No.55977159]

>>55977117
because retards need to be wagies for the rest of their lives. it's to trap them.

[Anonymous No.55977172]

>>55976774
That’s just putsRnotDaWae
He’s kinda like our village idiot.

[Anonymous No.55977190]

>>55977129
>he knows about the nifty 50

A true investor, well met sir

[Anonymous No.55977196]

This is going to be the most epic of crashes followed by the most massive of stimulus packages at low (or negative) interest rates.

[Snip-Sama No.55977203]

>>55977190
Superpower by 2030

[Anonymous No.55977205]

>>55977196
>negative interest rates
Cool it with antisemitism, pal.

[Anonymous No.55977217]

>>55977190
Never redeem the nifty.

[Anonymous No.55977223]

>>55977205
negative for the people not bankers. As it was in the EU, when you had more than 100k on one account. Some even more than 50k. You were paying to store your money that they could loan out to others.

[Anonymous No.55977228]

>>55977203
The Nifty 50 we're talking about is the bubble from the 1960s/70s. Thought was that the 50 biggest & best blue chip stocks were forever companies, some were monopolies, couldn't go wrong buying them at any price. Turned out to not be the case - valuation always matters. The best business in the world with too high a price is a terrible investment, and the reverse holds equally true - price is what you pay, value is what you get

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nifty_Fifty

>The pajeets unironically named their main stock index after one of the most notorious bubbles in history
This is just the cherry on top

[Anonymous No.55977231]

>>55977190
Pretty funny how India appropriated the name after they all crashed, and now you can't even read about important history without getting past the jeet filter.
Seems a few anons here got hard filtered.

[Anonymous No.55977237]

>>55977223
CBDCs will froce you to use the banks too

[Snip-Sama No.55977263]

>>55977228
Interesting.

[Anonymous No.55977321]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55977330]

>pre-futures

[Anonymous No.55977332]

>>55976595
my pp is hard now

[Anonymous No.55977345]

>regular-session

[Anonymous No.55977351]

>soft landing

[Anonymous No.55977355]

>>55977228
cool bro. how much did you lost today ?

[Anonymous No.55977357]

I'm thinking we're back
>pic
>rel

[Anonymous No.55977369]

I will keep doomposting until the market is kill
>Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.55977371]

>>55977345

[Anonymous No.55977384]

DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
>YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
>YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
>YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP
DON'T YOU KNOW PUMP IT UP
>YOU GOT TO PUMP IT UP

[Anonymous No.55977385]

Looking at VFS it'll probably wick down to 37.23 or so, then get bought back up close to the SMA. Then on Thursday it'll probably pump back up to 80-90 early in the morning, then on friday it'll violently sell off again back down to like 20 bucks.

I base this on literally all other memestocks which have a predictable "sad double top" where niggas all fomo in thinking it's getting ready for the next leg up.

[Anonymous No.55977395]

>>55977385
Maybe this time my broker can find some shares for me to short up their ass

[Anonymous No.55977403]

Repasting

[putsRnotDaWae No.55977404]

>>55977384
Bullish

[Anonymous No.55977406]

>>55977369
only thing that will do is that the big boys will view retail sentiment as bearish and keep buying so ironically you are actually holding up the market

[Anonymous No.55977409]

Holy shit
Less than four years until I turn 40
I need to get started with my life...
Financially speaking, of course (and other ways too)

[Anonymous No.55977412]

This September, 9-11 II is coming to a city near you

[Anonymous No.55977413]

>>55976151
The market has done exceptionally badly under dementia man, if it really was just "inflation=more money=big investment" then the market should be trending towards 50k on the DJIA by now and 25k on the Nasdaq just on that basis. It is clear that shitty business and market policy has a negative impact on the market.

The problem, ironically, is that these oligarchic companies like META and TSLA are not grateful to the Orange Man for giving them pumpanomics and liquidate their stock shares to then campaign against pro-Trump politicians, which then leads to the market shitting the bed again (as we see with META trying to regain relevance). I can say at least Zuck's only good play was buying Instagram so he could hone in on the post-1990 born people who saw facebook as a gen x/80s millennial thing from 2005 (and then a boomer thing), but he utterly failed to get the post-2000 kids. Time is passing too quickly for the Zuck.

[Anonymous No.55977418]

>>55977384
Title of report / analyst name?

[Anonymous No.55977419]

>>55977406
QWQ how do they know if I'm being serious
>protip: i am

[Anonymous No.55977422]

>>55977152
kek!

[Anonymous No.55977425]

>>55976198
It's a curse because you remember when you were 22 and realize that macking on some chicks and drinking on the weekend after work or finishing a paper for college was infinitely more enjoyable than thinking "if I pull off a triple dipple maneuver here, while investing the bulk of my paycheck in my 401k here, I can bring my overall investment portfolio up to 7 figures by 2028". Time will always get away but money is a false god and only young pussy truly makes a man happy. But not "young pussy" as in zoomers but as in the girls who were young when you were young, but now they're old and I'm just not into settling down with old chicks.

[Anonymous No.55977428]

I hate family so god damn much

[Anonymous No.55977432]

>>55977413

[Anonymous No.55977434]

>>55977428
Vent it out anon

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DQla5j26Qc

[Anonymous No.55977435]

>>55977403
>4 recessions in 15 years
Nice going goyim, but I just destroyed your career and gave your job to a pajeet and the girl you would have married is a fat entitled single mom.

[Anonymous No.55977440]

>>55977425
Right in the feels with the blackpill

[Anonymous No.55977442]

>>55977384
Only way to stop it is to crash the market. But crashing the market while mass immigration is happening means Trump, which is why they have to commit fraud. But committing fraud when most people blame them is probably a bad idea. Oof.

[Anonymous No.55977446]

>>55977435
SHALOM!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4e6IKG2Xxzw

[Anonymous No.55977448]

>>55976972
If you’re implying it was a bailout, it was magnitudes smaller than any of the previous QE’s, so…

[Anonymous No.55977453]

Daily reminder that the SPR is depleted

[Anonymous No.55977455]

>>55977409
Eh, I'm just getting started (yet again) at FIDDY, you're fine. Pro tip: don't be a pussy, just keep goin' no matter what.

[Anonymous No.55977466]

>>55977455
Checked those digits you old SOB. I'm thinking about longing BOIL suddenly because you showed up

[Anonymous No.55977473]

>>55976097
This environment resembles 1987 & 2007 so much right now...
>U.S. bank downgrades.
>Hong Kong Unsold homes highest since 07.
>Hong Kong Prime rate highest since 07.
>U.S. Housing Affordability lowest level since 07.
>U.S. Interest rates highest since 07.
>U.S. , UK,HK, Mexico Israel... Treasury yields highest since 07
>ABS loans 60+ days delinquent highest since 07.
>Mortgage rates highest since 02.
>Student Loan Debt all time high.
>U.S. / Japan Debt to GDP all time high.
> U.S. Wage expectations hit all time high.
>A melt-up +50%. Had the two longest winning streaks in history for the $DJIA which are now tied with this past months DJIA run.
>A Pre- Election year.
>Major WGA/DGA Strikes.
>Car loan companies like Ally and Equifax taking heavy losses
>Companies like Zillow now offering 1% down payments
>Evergrande and Chinese shadow bank fell apart
>Michael Burry and Warren Buffet dump billions in stocks
>JOLTS job openings plunged to the lowest since March 2021 and the three-month decline of 2.55 million job openings is the largest on record.

Bros I don't think we will be ok when October rolls around this year...

[Anonymous No.55977478]

>>55977473
Ok you post the same copypasta every 6 hours. You can come up with something original

[putsRnotDaWae No.55977480]

>>55977473
Bad job data is bullish, the rest is priced in.

[Anonymous No.55977490]

Will you take part in
My life, my love
That is my dream

Life is but a dream
It's what you make it
Always try to give
Don't ever take it
Life has its music
Life has its songs of love

Life is but a dream
And I dream of you
Strange as it seems
All night I see you
I'm trying to tell you
Just what you mean to me

I love you
With all my heart
Adore you
And all your charms
I want you
To do your part
Come here to my open arms

Life is but a dream
And we can live in
We can make our love
None to compare with

Will you take part in
My life, my love
That is my dream
Life is but a dream

[Anonymous No.55977497]

>>55977403
oh shit nigga

[Anonymous No.55977498]

I dont have enough money.

[Anonymous No.55977502]

Show me your friends, and I will show you your future.

[Anonymous No.55977506]

>>55977498
Just find more

[Anonymous No.55977508]

>>55977466
I'm thinking about longing BOIL all the fuckin' time, son, all the fuckin' time.

[Anonymous No.55977516]

>>55977502
How about I show you deez nuts nigguh.

[Anonymous No.55977519]

>>55977473
NVDA 2 Trillion is not a meme. Chat GBT

[Anonymous No.55977523]

>>55977502
>Show me your friends
the /smg/ bobros
>and I will show you your future
shit posting on /smg/ with the bobros

[Anonymous No.55977531]

>>55977523
fuckin' BASED
there are much worse fates.

[Anonymous No.55977539]

>>55977478
Ok then

>Wells fargo, third largest mortgage lender, leaves the housing market

Its gonna come crashing down anons, be ready!

[Anonymous No.55977543]

So when does after-hours trading segue into pre-market?

[Anonymous No.55977548]

>>55977435
one of my friend married a single mom with a 7Y kid. "I m a dad".... no you re not

[Anonymous No.55977555]

>>55977490
8/10

[Anonymous No.55977558]

>>55977543
After hours is 4-8pm, overnight is 8pm-7am, premarket is 7-9:30am.

[Anonymous No.55977564]

anyone playing hardcore wow, can you spare a paid leveling guide?
this is on topic because I do gold flipping on the auction house, i'm currently up around 20% on gold invested so far but I have a low liquidity item that is probably gonna cost me 10% if i dont get lucky

[Anonymous No.55977565]

>>55977558
is it the same for crypto ?

[Anonymous No.55977568]

>>55977558
Thank you. I assume that's EST?

[Anonymous No.55977570]

>>55977519
It's fucking over for ChatGBT

[Anonymous No.55977576]

>>55977565
Crypto is just 24/7
>>55977568
Yes, ET (not just Standard)

[Anonymous No.55977580]

>>55977506
I did now they want paybacks. Granted I just went six weeks with no paycheck. Going to get a sizeable one friday

[Anonymous No.55977586]

Are we getting more dips in September? Should I just save my money or just keep buying?

[Anonymous No.55977604]

>>55976097
Bear market over, bros? Losing money on my inverse leveraged etf's for the first time this month.

[Anonymous No.55977613]

>>55977604
I hope not. I need to buy more shares of everything.

[Anonymous No.55977617]

>>55977586
Might as well keep saving. It pays 5.5% just to wait for the next dip.

[Anonymous No.55977622]

>>55977617
Good point.

[Anonymous No.55977625]

>>55977604
>>55977613
I re-allocated my assets to be equally bear and bull until I have more confidence it is one over the other. Prior to this, I was 80% bear, 20% bull.

[Snip-Sama No.55977634]

>>55977604
the weak should fear the strong. bobos with short term vision wont make it past all the gamma squeezes rigged against them, you need to go longer term and think of fatter bear gains when you commit to your bear positions.

[Anonymous No.55977649]

>>55977604
I kept all my shorts alive
And even though I tried, it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be
A memory of a time when I shorted so hard

I shorted so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
It didn't fall and I lost it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

[Anonymous No.55977652]

>>55977604
Inverse leveraged ETFs are an awful way to bet against anything, don't touch them ever

[Snip-Sama No.55977659]

[Anonymous No.55977661]

>>55977604
>>55977652
Inverse ETFs of any kind for that matter

[Anonymous No.55977663]

>>55977652
>>55977661
I really mean puts. But is the time for that over?

[putsRnotDaWae No.55977676]

>>55977659
You're like 6 months too early on that trade, should've waited till it hits $800ish. It will eventually crash once FAGMAN and AMD start pumping out AI chips, but you're too early.

[Anonymous No.55977685]

>>55977652
Made some great KOLD trades, none of that money seems awful to me.

[Anonymous No.55977689]

I WENT TO CHECK MY ACCOUNT BALANCE AND IT SAID I HAD PAGE ERROR AN EXCEPTION HAS OCCURRED DOLLARS
WHAT THE FUCK
AM I POOR NOW??!

[Anonymous No.55977702]

>>55976844

[Anonymous No.55977708]

>>55976953
>central banks collapsing under debt loads

[Anonymous No.55977726]

>>55976572
I'm gonna do a combination of VUG and VOO.
Thanks for the recommendation! I think I'll just keep accumulating these 2 until I another ETF or index fund looks good

[Anonymous No.55977759]

>>55977473
The market will bounce in october because student loans restarting will be treated as 'good' news for the financialized organizations that parasitically leech people.

[Anonymous No.55977772]

>>55977548
>goes from ape man to white junkie
Lmao. This woman cannot stop making bad decisions. Also I forget her age but I think she was like 33 in 2020 so this is like a 9 year saga we're looking at.

[Anonymous No.55977778]

>>55977564
>gold flipping
Do you sell the gold to people like a gold farmer or what?

[Anonymous No.55977789]

>>55977604
The market looks like it'll be going up to maybe 14,300 on the nasdaq this week, then a long weekend begins september. Big brains dicktater that next week will just be all red back to 13,000.

[Anonymous No.55977797]

>>55977689

[Anonymous No.55977802]

bullbros, we certainly ate good today

[Anonymous No.55977834]

>>55977802
Yes you boys did

[Snip-Sama No.55977839]

I'm rooting for my bobo friends this time and taking part in their quest to crash the markets. I believe in you, bobros. don't disappoint me.

[Anonymous No.55977857]

>eggs going up in price again

not this shit again

[Anonymous No.55977860]

>>55977839
You already got puts on something didn't you. Admit it.

[Snip-Sama No.55977868]

>>55977860
Yes. Right here.
>>55977659

[Anonymous No.55977884]

>>55977759
i made this pepe

[Anonymous No.55977897]

>>55977884
Nice
I made this Pepe

[Anonymous No.55977918]

>>55977868
>he shorted nvda
RIP BOBRO, may God have mercy on us all. Thanks for your sacrifice so that we may live to short another day

[Anonymous No.55977925]

>>55977857
Should've stocked up on 10 years of eggs while you had the chance. That's what I did.

[Anonymous No.55977928]

Has anyone here ever paid his taxes? Does it hurt?

[Anonymous No.55977929]

>>55977868
sweet baby jesus. I wonder how that will pan out. I've never made a move like that before.
good luck.

[Anonymous No.55977936]

>>55977928
Extremely painful. Sometimes I wonder why I even bother.

[Anonymous No.55977947]

>>55977936
is there a way of making it painful to the clerk on the other side?

[Anonymous No.55977961]

>>55977947
I doubt it. You could wash trade hundreds of thousands of times across various MLP stocks to inflict the ultimate misery upon any potential auditors though.

[Anonymous No.55977970]

>>55977652
I do what I want.

[Anonymous No.55977982]

I’m down $33500 so far in 2023. Fucking options man. Trading equities is so much better

[Anonymous No.55977991]

>>55977982
>Fucking options man. Trading equities is so much better
>the options he's trading are based off those equities
lol
you rly saying that, anon? Maybe look in the mirror, and youll see a retard

[Anonymous No.55977992]

what's the antidote to ennui?
site note is it just me or are these fucking captcha getting harder

[Anonymous No.55977996]

>>55977982
How'd that happen? You get assigned?
What was your worst trade?

[Anonymous No.55977998]

>>55976572
WHO????

[Anonymous No.55978001]

>>55977998
bro did you even have Disney Channel?

[Anonymous No.55978006]

>>55977991
Nah I see dirty mm’s who wrote the options trying every trick in the book to get that theta fuck. Sit down kid

>>55977996
Some bad timing on SPX calls and puts

[Anonymous No.55978021]

>>55978006
>completely side step what i said, and blames "Market Makers"
>cant face the truth that he's retarded and likely a faggot
lol uhh yeah, okay. dont bother @ing me, fuckin loser

[Anonymous No.55978023]

>>55977961
sounds like a solid idea. but it should be a particular stock, the same one over and over again, and preferably something dumb like credit suisse

[Anonymous No.55978045]

>>55977998
I haven't seen the gooner guy in quite a while

[Anonymous No.55978050]

>>55977998
Bro do you even Lizzy McGuire?

[Anonymous No.55978055]

Genuinely surprised that /smg/ wasn’t all over VFS. Vietnamese Automakers are right up /biz/‘s alley.

[Anonymous No.55978070]

>>55976752
Bullshit, there will be no news whatsoever therefore we can logically conclude that nothing will ever happen. SPX 4500 EOC (end of century)

[Anonymous No.55978076]

>>55978006
>Some bad timing on SPX calls and puts
Happened to me too. 16k about 2 years ago.
Made it back. Never give up... or do idk.

[Anonymous No.55978086]

>>55976868
>monopoly
literally wrong, it's not even a duopoly either, and NVDA is fabless, TSM should be the one with an insane valuation

[Anonymous No.55978129]

>futures

[Anonymous No.55978186]

>DAXshorterguy is in shambles
We just keep winning EUbros. New ATH soon. The ECB follows FED, natural gas levels at peak levels, inflation persisting (which is bullish), guidance was very good for most companies, and low valuations... I smell a new ATH coming soon :)
At this point, the central banks have pretty much given up on inflation. Two years of this crap and predictions are such that we have a 3%+ inflation by end of 2024... great

[Anonymous No.55978217]

Best android app for viewing stock charts/prices etc (preferably with ASX)?

[Anonymous No.55978224]

UNITED STATES: A television news crew were robbed yesterday morning in Chicago while reporting on the city's robbery sprees

https://twitter.com/spectatorindex/status/1696643891355910560

[Anonymous No.55978228]

>>55978217
TradingView

[Anonymous No.55978246]

>>55978021
The fuck is the context on the webm

[Anonymous No.55978249]

>>55976130
Bad news mean no more hikes

[Anonymous No.55978250]

>Nordrhein-Westfalen inflation increased
Oh nyoooo who could have seen that coming? Literally mind-boggling how incompetent we europeans are. How is this difficult? What do they do at their jobs? Just raise rates, demand more amortization, and so on... oh I forgot, the ZIRP policy completely fugged us over and people have trouble dealing with even these small pathetic rates. Here in Sweden, more than 30% of a household's disposable income goes to pay off a house. And that number is only increasing.
Oh well, people took zero interest loans, living in luxury and believing it would last forever. It is only right they be punished for their greed

[Anonymous No.55978257]

>>55978217
I just keep a few tabs open in my mobile browser for moomoo charts on tickers I need to keep an eye on. It's not the best data in the world but it's good enough to let you know when you need to find a computer or log in to your broker asap, and it's free.

[Anonymous No.55978264]

>>55978250
The problem with Europe is the central bank needs to come up with a policy that works for every Euro country, which is fucking impossible since they have vastly different economies. It was a dumb idea from the beginning.

[Anonymous No.55978265]

>>55978217
>android app
Investing.com app for simple shit. I'm not doing TA on my phone. That's for my dual 3070 NVDA GPU former mining rig turned trading rig

[Anonymous No.55978268]

>>55978217
Second for TradingView, it also has good financials and technicals

[Anonymous No.55978298]

>>55978224
kek USA is becoming a 3rd world country and the extreme recession coming soon will accelerate that process.

[PhD in Bidenomics No.55978301]

Right shoulder.

[Anonymous No.55978308]

>>55978301
More like cup and handle. Heh, I love TA. Everyone makes their own interpretation and just sees what they wanna see. Line goes brrrrr

[Anonymous No.55978317]

A list of positions I almost entered this week and didn't for January 2024 expiry:
MRNA OTM calls
NVAX ITM calls
ALTO OTM calls
DWAC OTM puts

but then I remember that buying premium is for suckers and wrote my whole account in PLTR puts.
Mr. Snibs wins again.

[Anonymous No.55978339]

>>55978317
OTM puts to sell to schizos that won't ever come true, or near/at strike?

[Anonymous No.55978345]

>ahhhh, that first sip

Ahhhh feels so good man, but where my /coffeesquad/ at?

[Anonymous No.55978357]

>>55978345
>not tea
ngmi

[Anonymous No.55978359]

>>55978357
Tea later after a few cups of coffee

[Anonymous No.55978365]

>>55978224
OHHH SAYYY CAN YOUU SEEEE

[Anonymous No.55978424]

>>55978339
>OTM puts to sell to schizos that won't ever come true
yes...... did we just become best friends?

[Anonymous No.55978428]

Why is the market pumping? I'm not a bear just don't understand hasn't literally all recent news been bad?

[Anonymous No.55978441]

Yields...

[Anonymous No.55978462]

>>55978428
2Y yield dropped like a rock yesterday. That's pretty much it

[Snip-Sama No.55978471]

>>55978441
OHH KKKKKKKK dn

[Anonymous No.55978478]

>>55978424
Lole, I've been thinking about doing the same thing. Just building my poorfolio until I can do it without selling them naked. Playing the crab when everyone is being a sperg and expecting spx at 1500 or 15000 in an instant is a great idea, just more expensive than dca'ing something boring and the occasional rare profit taking before buying back in on the things that aren't.

[Anonymous No.55978505]

>>55976742
>>55977001
>>55977586
Yeah the incoming CPI data for august will rekt everyone. July showed already a slight increase because oil increased a bit at then end of the month. Now oil is getting fucking expensive again, so I'll expect inflation going up again.
Yesterday Ambarella lowered guidance, which means Semis are still fucked for next quarter. there's AVGO coming up, but they might get saved by the server industry. But later in September, we're starting again with Micron, which will AGAIN post some terrible results and guidance, but this time around, I hope that markets won't keep living in a pipe dream of growth and hopefully tank. this will be the end of soxl

[Snip-Sama No.55978579]

>>55978505
https://www.longtermtrends.net/m2-money-supply-vs-inflation/

Mmmmm… delicious deflation… this crash will be making bobos rich.

[Anonymous No.55978580]

>>55976316
Escort tiddies are literally the best. $10,000 surgically engineered perfect tits, civilian girls just can't compare.

[Anonymous No.55978588]

Anyone else’s portfolio almost exclusively Canadian low/mid cap oil producers?

[Anonymous No.55978678]

>>55978588
I own HEU.to because canadian oil is so cheap, the TSX is cheap, energy is cheap. My body is ready

[Anonymous No.55978682]

>>55978428
New bullrun is here, SOXL is going straight to $30

[Anonymous No.55978721]

Job market data was pretty bad. We could be heading into an actual depression rather than a recession if too many people can't work and not afford to eat.

[Anonymous No.55978733]

>>55978721
nothing a lil QE cant fix

[Anonymous No.55978750]

beef stew is cooking in the pot lads, I'm thinking we're back

[Anonymous No.55978751]

Reminder that all investors going bullish on china CAN and WILL be put on an FBI watchlist for potential un-american behavior, and will be subjected to rigorous interrogation should continued investment in America's foes be found.

You have been warned, communist filth.

[Anonymous No.55978767]

>>55978721
It's a tightrope. The last time unemployment was at record lows was right before '08 kicked off, and with how algo-driven things are I could see them reporting actually good jobs numbers being the reason there would be a downturn. What's also curious is the president saying there was near or record unemployment right now literally in the bidenomics video, but the data says otherwise and that unemployment is still up. Either someone is lying or there's a lag in reporting and the next one will actually show record low numbers of unemployment, but honestly with how everything looks right now we're probably looking at a correction sometime in October after one last month of the crab snib-snabbing everybody to death through September.

[Anonymous No.55978768]

>>55977548
The little babies face lmao , like an actual goblina meme

Not as sad as the white guy though, very upsetting to see

[Anonymous No.55978785]

>>55978750
What's the bear theory? Chinese real estate falling 10% MoM?

[Anonymous No.55978864]

baking

[Anonymous No.55978866]

>>55978298
More third world people= more third world events in country

Same occuring in EU and UK

[Anonymous No.55978894]

>>55978785
I said so, and I'm never wrong

[Anonymous No.55978900]

Futures be dumping yo

[Anonymous No.55978907]

>>55978862
>>55978862
>>55978862
>>55978862

[Anonymous No.55980064]

>>55978345
>>55978357
I used to be a tea man but switched to coffee a few years ago. Just last night out of nowhere I thought maybe I'd try blending the two and see what it's like.

[Anonymous No.55982339]

My portfolio is officially green again :)

[Anonymous No.55982385]

>>55982339
very based
VB

[Anonymous No.55982479]

>>55982385
thank

[Anonymous No.55982828]

>>55982339
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55984766]

>>55977884
Can you make it with airplane girl instead?