/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.55968689]

Lonely Vending Machine Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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[Anonymous No.55968702]

Letting used cars sit in my yard appreciates my net worth than holding shares in the market

[Anonymous No.55968704]

Letting used cars sit in my yard appreciates my net worth more than holding shares in the market

[Anonymous No.55968711]

>>55968689
Views like that makes me want to live in Japan. But I guess right now with how shit the economy is getting lately, I will have to put that on hold and keep making more money from stocks instead.

[Anonymous No.55968713]

>>55968704
Don't their value depreciate?

[Anonymous No.55968720]

>>55968713
A $1500 chevy tahoe is now is now a $5000 chevy tahoe, it took less than 3 years for this to happen.

[Anonymous No.55968721]

Niggers are people too.

[Anonymous No.55968723]

>>55968720
Ah right, just like used GPUs appreciated from 2020 to 2022.

[Anonymous No.55968732]

>JUST IN - Germany's left-green-liberal govt to increase the Bürgergeld, basic income for people without work, by 12% from January 2024.
>Benefits paid to asylum seekers in the form of money must also be increased by 12%, BILD reports.
Keynesian stimulus activated, recession averted, Greenonomics saved the day.

[Anonymous No.55968735]

thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7o5gLK6yBs

invest in china

[Anonymous No.55968779]

>>55968732
I kneel, Germanybros. You guys have so much money that you don't mind giving it to those that have nothing. Such attitude is commendable.
Heh, the recent upswing in oil + these idiotic measures + worse and worse inflationary comparison y/y --> will the central banks finally start to come to their senses and start taking this seriously? I am 100% sure they will raise in September but those 25bps just don't do anything. 50 bps at the very minimum. Of course they won't do that though. Lagarde is too comfortable

[Anonymous No.55968844]

Bondbros out there slurping

[Anonymous No.55968852]

>check SBUX
> options up 38% for sbux calls for October 6
Do pumpkin spice lattes make you that bullish?

[Anonymous No.55968862]

>>55968852
Yes. It’s literally the only time of the year my girlfriend buys anything from SBUX

[Anonymous No.55968880]

I'm shorted VFS

[Anonymous No.55968900]

>>55968732
so neets now have 563 euros instead of 502 euros per month

[Anonymous No.55968917]

>>55968880
Based

[Anonymous No.55968918]

>>55968880
Up 592% the past month... I'd rather buy a call for Starbucks pumpkin spice lattes

[Anonymous No.55968935]

>china bans Japanese seafood
>toyota shuts how due to technology issue
>overtourism
Samurai cant catch a break

[Anonymous No.55968944]

>Lonely Vending Machine Edition

People think these things are soulful but along with pachinko machines they're an absolute cancer on Japan. Without any natural predators they're found literally everywhere and it's not like they're selling small cans of sugar free drink either. Asian people are a big risk group for diabetes already and it's not helped when you're hiking in the forest and find yourself being ambushed by a pack of vending machines that Coca-Cola has thrown out because keeping you addicted is just that profitable for them that they don't even care if the machines are getting business and can be left out to rot.

Despite how cancerous they are the idea of someone, even a villain, attacking a vending machine is almost unheard of in Japan. Such is their corporate compliance society.

>>55968735
No, it's never time to invest in a dictatorship bent on your own destruction.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM

[Anonymous No.55968952]

>FRANCE'S FINANCE MIN. LE MAIRE CONFIRMS 1% FORECAST FOR FRENCH GROWTH IN 2023.
>inflation is a lot more than 1%
C'EST LA FIN DES HARICOTS

[Anonymous No.55968966]

>>55968952
The Bogs were the only ones keeping them alive.

[Anonymous No.55968977]

>>55968852
Crowd logic has gone into overdrive on SBUX
>Office Joe's need their fix and would never go without :-)
>Just look at the profit margins on their food!
>Putting cooking oil in coffee is a genius move! Just like they do in Italia (Italy)

And that's how you end up with a coffee stock worth $100. It doesn't hurt that it dipped recently either.

[Anonymous No.55969010]

>>55968952
>les avenirs

[Anonymous No.55969012]

Fuck, what is taking so long? I'm ready to see blood in the streets

[Anonymous No.55969018]

>>55969010
>mon visage quand les carottes sont cuites

[Anonymous No.55969022]

>>55969012
Sorry Mr. Bobo, we gotta make sure all those leap puts expire worthless first. Perhaps we can dump in about *checks clipboard* hmm, two years from now?

[Anonymous No.55969023]

emerging chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.55969024]

>>55969012
Ummm sweaty you had your chance to short on al of august now we go back up

[Anonymous No.55969036]

>>55968732
You will get ze universal basic income to own ze nothing, as long as you give up any autonomy of what gets injected into your own body, where you can go, what you can say and think, what websites you visit, and buy only ze things on our approved list, rent ze everything, get ze sterilized, and die, and you will zen be ze happy

[Anonymous No.55969054]

somehow my checking account balance is still $1000
what do I buy? I'm feeling lucky today

[Anonymous No.55969059]

>>55969024
That was nothing, it barely even tickled

[Anonymous No.55969072]

>>55969054
If you're feeling lucky, buy something extra degenerate, like 0DTEs

[Anonymous No.55969085]

Who wants gookfu tits
https://files.catbox.moe/jdusdz.jpg

[Anonymous No.55969093]

>>55969022
Hey Mr Snibs, can you please take they day off today? Maybe go to the lake or something? You're kind of getting in my way is all, thank you kind sir

[Anonymous No.55969102]

>>55969024
I don't want no stinky 5% correction over a month. I demand blood on the street.

[Anonymous No.55969112]

Anyone else feeling like we're actually about to see things turn and big tech get btfo?

[Anonymous No.55969121]

>>55969112
Don't tease me like that, that's gonna make me wanna coom

[Anonymous No.55969125]

>>55969121
then maybe you'd donate to my onlyfans if i put images like this on it

[Anonymous No.55969134]

>>55969125
oooooooooooooo, that's what I'm talking about, im gonna explode if you keep that up

[Anonymous No.55969137]

>>55969112
I feel like I'm about to get beheemed

[Anonymous No.55969151]

And just like that, it begins

[Anonymous No.55969169]

>>55969137
I don't think this market can keep pushing upwards infinitely at 5% interest rates, blowoff top was when NVDA went to 510 imo.
Don't forget how NVDA started this rally at 150~.
Parabolic moves do not continue indefinitely. We can't have forgotten all the buttcoin tards who kept saying it would go to $1 million straight after 64k. That's what the market is running on now, that hype, fomo, euphoria, delusion, insanity, the usual suspects.

[Anonymous No.55969178]

>>55969137
I don't wanna get beclowned, beheemed, behooved, or beheaded anymore. I just want to see Mumu to get beslaughtered is all

[Anonymous No.55969181]

here's how the NVDA monthly chart looks
we're nearly in september, that momentum is clearly gone, might even paint red into sep 1st if it closes under 464
it's teetering
the market shouldn't have been a fucking retard and bet it all on one stock

[Anonymous No.55969184]

>>55969178

[Anonymous No.55969186]

>>55969112
will happen some time between today and next 5 years

[Anonymous No.55969187]

>>55969169
there are some people who think we can have the same growth with 5% interest rate on debt that we had with 0.25% of debt

[Anonymous No.55969194]

>>55969187
bingo
>>55969184
in a way, your sentiment is perfect right now. the market needs to be heeming bobos and giving mumus the sense of being undefeatable. this is what causes market shifts, when everyone is on one side of the boat.

[Anonymous No.55969222]

>>55969181
Nvda price targets keep getting raised

[Anonymous No.55969223]

>>55969169
At the height of the 80s Japan bubble the Nikkei index average P/E was 60x while the average global P/E at that time was 15x

Today the S&P 500 average is 23x while the global average is 18x

We still have a long way until the peak.

[Anonymous No.55969237]

>>55969222
doesn't mean shit, they raise price targets the same way pajeets tell everyone their cumbabydoge coin is going to the moon
>>55969223
debt was relatively low in the 80s
always factor in the debt

[Anonymous No.55969243]

Its JOEVER

[Anonymous No.55969248]

this anon from the other day nailed it >>55954756

its about the debt picture

[Anonymous No.55969264]

>>55969248
don't forget dedollarization

[Anonymous No.55969266]

>>55969243
Hopefully

[Anonymous No.55969280]

>>55968721
Nah

[Anonymous No.55969283]

>>55969072
I don't understand options
When I want to buy put options for NVDA it tells me that product costs to buy in is $x but when I want to sell the option again it tells me the costs for selling are negative (-$x), usually half of what I pay when I buy it.
does that mean I get a part of my money back when I sell or is my broker trying to scam me?

[Anonymous No.55969301]

>>55968720
Cans of baked beans gained over 100%. Literally all I had to do was fill a warehouse with cans of baked beans. In seriousness, it would have been a nominal gain and not a gain in purchasing power but it goes to show how inflation has been so bad that any stock portfolio that hasn't outperformed baked beans has functionally lost value over the last few years

[Anonymous No.55969304]

>>55969085
Unless you're baggie please dont do this

[Anonymous No.55969325]

>>55969283
You can't buy 0DTEs on NVDA anyways. But if you really don't understand options then don't buy them, especially expensive ones like NVDA

[Anonymous No.55969332]

>>55969237
>cumbabydoge
Why do you know those words

[Anonymous No.55969340]

>>55968900
Yeah, but that's on top of rent. It's enough to invest 200€/month.

[Anonymous No.55969342]

>>55969283
please do not buy options
vt and chill for a while until you do (still don't)

[Anonymous No.55969343]

>>55968880
Wowzers. I think I may join you after market open

[Anonymous No.55969349]

>>55969343
I wanna go back, God damn nintendo you will never be retarded for letting rare go

[Anonymous No.55969356]

[Anonymous No.55969358]

>>55969325
>>55969342
okay I wont buy options but is that how it works though? Because my broker is telling me I get a part of my money back when I sell an option I bought earlier and it's very sus

[Anonymous No.55969359]

>>55969332
i sometimes take a look at the catalog on the way to /smg/

[Anonymous No.55969364]

>>55969178
Bebased

[Anonymous No.55969369]

>>55969358
>okay I wont buy options but is that how it works though?
I have no idea honestly. You're talking to a guy that buys the global stock and bond market and calls it a day

[Anonymous No.55969371]

>>55969349
I feel you on that. It's more than just a bygone era

[Anonymous No.55969377]

Give me a good stock tip

[Anonymous No.55969378]

>>55969358
It can go up or down depending on the underlying going up or down, so yes, you can sell it back and get a different price, that's how it works

[Anonymous No.55969385]

>>55969377
Buy low sell high

[Anonymous No.55969399]

>>55969378
I mean a part of the product costs of the option
it tells me buying costs $50
and selling it again is -$25

so are my total costs $25 or 75$?

[Anonymous No.55969401]

>>55969377
>Give me a good stock tip
Buy everything.
Never sell.

[Anonymous No.55969406]

>>55969399
Well it has a wide spread, because options market isn't open right now

[Anonymous No.55969415]

>>55969283
dont sell if u dont understand!!!

[Anonymous No.55969416]

>>55969358
>I don't understand why I'm losing money holding an OTM option.
Please study some before continuing to trade options. You naturally lose money holding them at a rate that accelerates closer to the expiration date. Most brokers will calculate the current rate ("theta") for you.

[Anonymous No.55969417]

Buy spy callson open

[Anonymous No.55969418]

Reminder to dump it all in Latin America

When the bubble pops it will be the least affected region and likely the highest return over the next 20 years

[Anonymous No.55969420]

>have no form of income
>sell once a month to pay bills and other expenses

How long can I keep doing this until it's completely and irreversibly over?

[Anonymous No.55969426]

>>55969418
They kill gringos on sight. Imagine what they due to money

[Anonymous No.55969438]

>>55969222
Analysts were giving BBBYQ price targets north of triple digits, price targets aren't always a lie but they can be.

[Anonymous No.55969456]

>>55969377
If your stock portfolio has more than ten different things in it at most, you're doing it wrong.

[Anonymous No.55969463]

Is there any bear case left right now?
The market looks to be okay with the news of last week and seems to be heading back up for the short term.

[Anonymous No.55969475]

>>55969463
The narrative is going to swap over soon that inflation is magically higher and we need more rate hikes. Of course this is because inflation is calculated yearly so no shit everyone knew this would happen, but they will act surprised

[Anonymous No.55969477]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.55969479]

>>55969475
Powell said he's open to more hikes and the market still went up over the last few days so if anything that would be priced in

[Anonymous No.55969481]

>>55969463
Futures are red. :((

[Anonymous No.55969485]

>>55968852
Don't underestimate the power of the Stacy consumer

[Anonymous No.55969489]

>>55969479
Pretty much the only place you have to fear is the growth stocks. The triple or even quadruple PE ratios that are still expecting the basically free debt growth model

[Anonymous No.55969494]

>>55969420
You're like me last year. I need to start to wage again next month.
Don't do that.
Start a small gig, just enough to pay the bills. Then start a masters degree or do something with your time, you'll quickly face the wall.
I'm not saying it's impossible to daytrade & trade for a living I'm saying that if you can't cover your expenses, if you don't have a extreme (like someone crazy) mental game, it's very likely you'll burn everything and it's not a matter of if it's a matter of when.
Do something a little bit boring you'll be glad to have maid this money on the side. Right now you can put it in $ and enjoy a 4-5% yield which is honestly great. Also $ is likely to become scarce again so your money might become extremely valuable because housing is imploding now and in 5 years you might be able to buy the house you thought you would never be able to buy.
If you pay it cash you don't care about lending rates. So it's a matter of time before prices crater and you'll be able to scoop a nice house for 200k.
I would have enjoyed to be wise & smart enough to do that, instead I had to burn everything to come to this conclusion.

[Anonymous No.55969512]

>>55969377
The market decides how much you make, you decide how much you lose.

[Anonymous No.55969517]

>>55968779
The USA could unironically do this (and Alaska already does) it's just that the USA is run by sociopaths. Left-sociopaths claim to be helping you, then fill your town with africans using your taxes, right sociopaths claim they don't want leeches, then allow your town to be filled with africans and begin sucking their based african conservative cocks.

[Anonymous No.55969524]

>>55969463
Literally just wait, this whole thing is shaping up to be a pretty big market correction next month so everyone can blame it on it being september and the fed still being hawkish. Anyone shorting on any timeframe before August is over is retarded, anyone longing without a hedge through September in anything but absolute boomer tier low-p/e ratio nevergainer permacrab stocks is begging to get heemed.

[Anonymous No.55969536]

>>55969524
>anyone longing without a hedge through September in anything but absolute boomer tier low-p/e ratio nevergainer permacrab stocks
Hey, that's me!

[Anonymous No.55969538]

>>55969524
Nope, if I beg to be heemed, then the market will deny my wishes, therefore I won't get heemed

[Anonymous No.55969567]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.55969587]

>>55969420
https://www.firecalc.com/

[Anonymous No.55969592]

uuh what's happening? why the sudden red candles?

[Anonymous No.55969598]

>>55969592
It's over for Biden niggers

[Anonymous No.55969607]

>>55969592
fucking bidenomics. It's Joever

[Anonymous No.55969609]

REEEEEEEEEEEDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM

[Anonymous No.55969610]

>>55969592
Y'all shoulda been B-dogs

[Anonymous No.55969612]

>>55969592
It turns out all that dumping since august wasn't being priced in and the jackson hole news isn't bullish at all.

[Anonymous No.55969624]

Out of sight, out of mind :)
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/china-remains-embedded-us-supply-140050916.html

[Anonymous No.55969626]

RIP CHARLIE SHEEN

[Anonymous No.55969633]

SIRS, MY BROTHERS IN CHRIST, REDEEEEEEEEEEEM

[Anonymous No.55969640]

>>55969626
Can't find any news on it, did he pass?

[Anonymous No.55969644]

>>55969624
This is still an improvement from what I can tell. Much rather have China run through Mexico to get to the US. And a better economy for Mexico is one step closer to ridding that place of the cartels.

[Anonymous No.55969656]

>>55968880
>another memestock that /biz/ missed out on
Kek.

[Anonymous No.55969658]

>>55968704
BASED. I saw your first post on that and considered it to be genius. They will sell themselves, too.
>>55968721
BLACK people are, but not *niggers* (which can be white also). There is a lot of NIGGERS in /smg/ and I doubt any of them are BLACK.
>>55969385
This.

BOIL getting closer to *starting* to SLURP range (I already hold some above water here). Your chance to no longer be a NO BOIL NIGGER could be soon. NIGGER.

[Anonymous No.55969667]

Bros, can you suddenly lose a life-long habit if you have Alzheimer and old (70+)? Financially speaking, of course.
Once again, DXY up, metals going to hell despite China's stimulus (Copper is dead) and oil up? Oil bigly up with DXY up. JPow and that Yellen are gonna hate that. Producer prices are also starting to move... down the line, the inflationary data for the last and this month are gonna be pretty brutal.
They told us electricity, commodities, and food are in a deflationary trajectory but it seems they lied to us. I have no idea how JPow will bring inflation down to 2%.
With most of the middle class and above getting ez re-financing on their loans during Covid, the inflation has been hollowing out mostly the lower classes only. The economy is in a weird state where the gaps are getting bigger and bigger. Fortunately, that is bullish since people with money are now getting even more money and that is being funneled into the stock market which easily beats out inflation

[Anonymous No.55969670]

>>55969656
I have access to 10193 different stocks around the world on my Yuropoor broker and yet no Vinfast to be found.

[Anonymous No.55969675]

>>55969640
No, it's a meme in smg for whatever reason.

[Anonymous No.55969678]

>>55969675
T.hanks
Btw is the *BANG BANG BANG BANG* poster back today or do I need to fill in for him? I really do not like when the market starts off without someone here ringing the bell.

[Anonymous No.55969686]

>>55969640
No this asshole constantly does this and with the trend of celebrities dying lately he made me check one time.

[Anonymous No.55969690]

What you gonna scalp on open fellow degenerate 0DTE bros?

[Anonymous No.55969693]

Are they rising because of mortgage rates?

[Anonymous No.55969698]

>>55969686
Me too one time.

[Anonymous No.55969705]

I max out my ROTH 401k and ROTH IRA each year. I add an additional 20k per year into SPY with my margin account. I do have portfolio margin and level 4 options approval. What else should I be doing?

[Anonymous No.55969707]

>>55969693
Multiple reasons, m8. Supply and demand is an important factor to consider. People are selling less, but the number of people keeps rising and people need somewhere to live. Therefore, you can set the price and they have to follow.
And you know... the other stuff.
Getting a house will never not be a bad investment

[Anonymous No.55969713]

>>55969686
>made me check one time
Yep, KEK! Then a couple of days ago it was Bob Barker and real.

[Anonymous No.55969715]

>>55969693
Absolutely reached stagflation. Inflation remains, no growth or fewer (especially EU). Prices don't change except upwards. It's still a supply problem in some industries, but that doesn't change the question of how much of it is artificially. Rigs are closing down again week after week, despite knowing that Oil is rising, despite knowing Saudis etc are cutting. If governments don't intervene, the market will NOT regulate itself.

[Anonymous No.55969727]

Lol

You'd be better off creating a time machine, going back in time, like to the past, and then investing in a stock that's low and then go back, and by back I mean to the future and then see the price and if it's good sell at a profit. The profit may be subject to tax.

[Anonymous No.55969732]

I think Unity is going to explode at some point. Ignoring that it has one real competitor in the game engine sector. A LOT of stuff is going to use lightweight 3D in the future. Their RT3D tech is interesting for manufacturers. Combine with AI to create models and make it work together, suddenly any brain dead retard can create a game (Unity also being easy as is, compared to Unreal focus on AAA) and 3D being used in every industry, it's going to change the world. It's a 13B company waiting to become Adobe. This shill is accumulating.

[Anonymous No.55969742]

>>55969377
V

[Anonymous No.55969751]

>>55969377
Get a job

[Anonymous No.55969756]

>>55969693
You can do price controls without establishing price controls, you just send the big finance firms out into the market to scoop up property. Rates rising would (should) push the cost of a home down because you're going to be getting fucked paying more interest and getting a break on the principal would make it viable but when you can just tell blackrock to go buy up whole neighborhoods that doesn't happen. When prices do come down in the future but rates stay high as fuck for the next decade, blackrock can then turn around and sell houses for less than what they paid for them - not great - but earn a shitload of interest off them and not have to deal with the cost of owning and maintaining property to the level necessary that someone could move in. That way they actually turn a bit of a profit for having propped up the real estate market when not doing so would kick off 2008 part two electric boogaloo.

[Anonymous No.55969773]

>>55969377
On the first descent green candle, buy $363 QQQ puts exp today for a 2x to 3x

[Anonymous No.55969780]

>>55969693
its seasonal.

[Anonymous No.55969789]

Every single day, a stock hits a certain maximal value. If you bought before that point and sold at the exact peak, you'd always make a profit. If I had a time machine, I'd do exactly that.

[Anonymous No.55969807]

buddy, check the abx computer
>qtd
>mtd

[Anonymous No.55969809]

>>55969756
Feels good to not want to buy a home now or in the future, what a shitshow

[Anonymous No.55969813]

>>55969789
If I had a time machine I'd go back to when mcdoubles were a dollar a piece and buy twenty of them sumbitches then come back to now.

[Anonymous No.55969814]

If I had a time machine I'd go back in time and take dump in famous people's toilets and not flush
Also Money Markets are your friend

[Anonymous No.55969817]

>>55969789
yeah if anyone could do that they'd become trillionaires in about 3 months

[Anonymous No.55969833]

AAAAAAAA OPEN THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.55969837]

>>55969817
The fine jewish supremacists would still figure out some kind of scheme to fuck you, like front running your time machine with their own or some other shenanigans

[Anonymous No.55969843]

>>55969693
Meanwhile
>MORTGAGE APPLICATIONS DROP TO LOWEST LEVEL IN 28 YEARS
https://www.rismedia.com/2023/08/23/mortgage-applications-drop-lowest-level-28-years/

[Anonymous No.55969844]

I'd go back and tell her how I really feel. Before the incident

[Anonymous No.55969855]

>>55969843
I mean that just makes sense, housing prices are still extremely high and adjusting for inflation mortgage payments haven't been this high since the early 80s. Buying a house doesn't make any sense right now unless you're rich enough where the payments don't matter, and most of the population isn't.

[Anonymous No.55969856]

>>55969843
millenials are moving back in with their parents and zoomers will live with their parents for the rest of their lives.

[Anonymous No.55969861]

>>55969418
What would one even dump it in? Is there some kind of Latin American ETF? I guess you could find which companies moved production from Tiger countries to LatAm ones and invest in those right? Textiles especially

[Anonymous No.55969864]

>>55969844
based?

[Anonymous No.55969866]

>>55969843
buddy, i just told you to check the abx computer

[Anonymous No.55969873]

>>55969843
Most younger people have just given up on the idea of owning a home. I know I have. Not even going to entertain the idea anymore. Let the real estate market rot.

[Anonymous No.55969879]

[Anonymous No.55969887]

predict market open

[Anonymous No.55969890]

>>55969887
doomp then crab

I'm only about 80% likely to be wrong

[Anonymous No.55969891]

>>55969887
9:30am EST like usual i guess

[Anonymous No.55969895]

>>55969890
They need a few mins to sell calls before it dumps

[Anonymous No.55969896]

>>55969887
crab cycle

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55969909]

>>55969891
this is my guess as well

[Anonymous No.55969911]

>>55969887
OOOH
AAAH
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55969916]

>>55969864
She isn't ever coming back. I've been a wreck ever since. If I could just go back and say something to her then at least I'd have something to grasp. It hurts

[Anonymous No.55969919]

>>55969705
liquidating everything to buy gold and silver, store it under your mattress
quantum AI will break every lock our society has built
your 401k will be hacked
your trading account will be hacked
your bank will be hacked
your crypto will be hacked
before this decade is over we're going to learn "if you don't hold it, you don't own it" the hard way

[Anonymous No.55969923]

>>55969844
based LO poster

[Anonymous No.55969934]

>>55969916
i meant the loliposting.

[Anonymous No.55969938]

>>55969909
Welp, you missed your chance to hire me baggot. Have a job interview today. Biggest mistake you ever made was not hiring me. We'll be putting you out of business. Remember, you did this not me. I got way too drunk last night playing poker. I was losing so bad that other players were laughing at me. I need to not be so wreckless

[Anonymous No.55969943]

>>55969887
QQQ down to 365.40

[Anonymous No.55969944]

>>55969887

[Anonymous No.55969945]

>>55969919
based retard

[Anonymous No.55969948]

>Some analysts considered the sharp declines in the ABX to be leading indicators of the coming financial crisis prior to 2008. There was a temporary rally in spring 2007, but that was followed by even sharper declines. The AAA index, which theoretically should have been the most secure and most valuable of all of the ABX indexes, dropped by more than 30% in value from June 2007 to June 2008. The lower tranches dropped far more dramatically; the BBB-minus was below 10, a drop in value greater than 90%, by June 2008.3
>dropped nearly 5% this august

[Anonymous No.55969949]

>>55969887

[Anonymous No.55969950]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG*

[Anonymous No.55969951]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.55969961]

lmaoooo

[Anonymous No.55969962]

>>55969916
You'll be okay my guy. Just keep moving forward and cry when you need to.

[Anonymous No.55969963]

>>55969934
I miss my loli so badly.. Ariana if you're reading this I love you

[Anonymous No.55969969]

BIG bros... we didn't get cocky enough

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55969970]

>>55969938
that's funny, when I get drunk and play poker I usually wake up with 1000s of dollars in my pocket.

[Anonymous No.55969973]

WTF IS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.55969976]

>>55969950

[Anonymous No.55969977]

so crab day then...

[Anonymous No.55969982]

>Take out stops from yesterday's high, then dump

[Anonymous No.55969985]

>>55969970
Thats a lie. I'm extra pissed because I was clearly playing against fucking amateurs but I got impatient. You can also keep buying into the tournament for a set amount of time. So I kept going all in, losing, and then buying back in. Won't make that mistake again.

[Anonymous No.55969993]

[Anonymous No.55969995]

And just like that +12% from shorting nigger VFS.
I'm off for the day, cya, nerds.

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55970000]

>>55969985
you didn't even make it to the rebuy cut off? ouch!

[Anonymous No.55970008]

Why do people hate the crab again?
Literally go long when RSI gets oversold then go short when it's overbought.
Worked perfectly fine yesterday

[Anonymous No.55970011]

Rumble is becoming a nice surprise. Wasn't expecting much

[Anonymous No.55970013]

>>55969985

sounds like you're the amateur...

[Anonymous No.55970016]

>>55969995
Nice. Those put premiums are mighty high

[Anonymous No.55970031]

>>55968689
NVDA ROCKETS 2DAY

[Anonymous No.55970034]

>>55970016
retard swings at open, this baby going down hard like RIVN and LCID, but dont have the nerve to hold right now

[Anonymous No.55970043]

>Stock market typically does the worst from September to mid October
>Rosh Hashanah starts September 25th
>Yom Kippur ends October 5th

[Anonymous No.55970044]

>>55970031
>accident

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55970054]

So isn't China in a depression and America being crippled by a corruption scandal involving bribery, money laundering, combined with high interest rates and something about gasoline prices going up not down?

[Anonymous No.55970057]

Curious on how the AMC bag holders are doing.. they doing ok?

[Anonymous No.55970059]

>>55969995
kick ass, BLESSED

[Anonymous No.55970061]

>>55969945
I realize it very much sounds like schizoposting but screenshot this and remember my warning.
"Money" as we currently conceive of it will not exist for much longer.

[Anonymous No.55970064]

>>55970057
They provided exit liquidity, so they're alright in my book

[Anonymous No.55970067]

>>55970000
Kek no. I was super drunk.
>>55970013
No chud. I came in first out of 90 in a tournament last week and I was a late register to the tournament. It's all about when I start drinking compared to when I start playing.

[Anonymous No.55970070]

>>55970061
But when, though? What are the catalysts?
It's not going to be at random. It's going to be a controlled demolition with theatrics

[Anonymous No.55970073]

Its gonna rupture any moment aint it

[Anonymous No.55970083]

The worse german data by german institutions, the better the pumps it seems (sarcasm, we know it doesn't matter)

[Anonymous No.55970085]

>>55970073
Buy 0DTE puts at 9:59 right before data

[Anonymous No.55970091]

TTOO. I warned you.

But you didn’t listen.

[Anonymous No.55970092]

JXN bros…yep I’m thinking we’re /back/

[Baggie(((We/These))) !!cv4zTOGogM+ No.55970095]

>>55970067
You should learn to play the game first, then when you're drinking and playing you just sit there and enjoy the table, and enjoy the game while continuing to drink and let your instincts play for you. That's what I do now and it works quite well.

[Anonymous No.55970097]

>>55970092
Who. Told you. About JXN. Who is He.

[Anonymous No.55970098]

if youre bearish or calling for a random "crash" you have no idea what you're doing. We are now in positive gamma territory. The dump/crash/pull back/decline is literally over. Bears had their shot now its the bulls turn to see if they can break 450 cause that's all its going to do today, stair step up till 450. Save your time boboposting

[Anonymous No.55970107]

>>55970098
i wish i had the delusional confidence of a bull in a clearly bearish pattern

[Anonymous No.55970111]

TTOO
I called you niggers
but you already knew you were niggers
trying to get non-niggers
to pump your nigger bags
NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.55970117]

>>55970098
it occurred to me at the crossing of two made up lines

[Anonymous No.55970118]

>>55970098
3 days until september, moo moo

[Anonymous No.55970123]

>>55970111
Epic! Updooting this one.

[Anonymous No.55970135]

AMC

[Anonymous No.55970137]

>>55970031
>by accident

[Anonymous No.55970139]

>>55970098
Just let it happen dude, we're at the point where random dumbasses on a lithuanian competitive crocheting image forum can see it plain as day.

[Anonymous No.55970142]

>>55970031
>accident

[Anonymous No.55970144]

5 mins to buy puts get em in now

[Anonymous No.55970154]

>>55970095
Let's face it baggot. Casino games are boring as fuck without alcohol. I've learned the game quite well. If I played sober I'd probably win quite a few tournaments, but I don't, because cards are boring as fuck.

[Anonymous No.55970178]

OOOF RECESSION IS IN

[Anonymous No.55970181]

I think bears need to readjust their timelines for market correction. CRE probably won’t collapse until 2025.

[Anonymous No.55970185]

>>55970107
>>55970117
>>55970118

has nothing to do with voodoo TA/magic lines. It's simple math and flows. retards. Keep living in the 90s. You have an overbought dollar with relatively supportive dex/gex profiles today and tomorrow. TA voodoo lines said we bottomed 10 days ago ago, this is simple and objective math. Above HVL = 0DTE gamma squeeze

[Anonymous No.55970186]

>>55970031
>accident

[Anonymous No.55970189]

Any HE bros here? I like to play with fire

[Anonymous No.55970193]

>>55970154
I only play cards well when I'm right at the Ballmer peak of drunkenness, too little and I'm shit and too much and I pass out. The real trick is finding out how much you should tip the waitresses so they don't take too long to bring you your drinks and so you don't have a line of them at the side of the table reappearing every 30 seconds. I got up a few grand in blackjack and started tipping 50$ chips like a jackass and those broads made it their mission in life to kill me by alcohol poisoning for it, in my experience a fiver is fine for the lower end establishments and a tenner if it's somewhere nice to get good service that'll keep me at the peak.

[Anonymous No.55970194]

>>55970111
Sold for a profit, seethe.

[Anonymous No.55970202]

>>55970185
Bro thinks he’s cracked the code because he’s doing SpotGamma horseshit now

[Anonymous No.55970206]

>>55970185
>he thinks math matters in clownworld markets
You could've saved what you put into that finance degree and bought a nice house.

[Anonymous No.55970207]

>>55970185
what are your positions with that kind of rock solid thesis?

[Anonymous No.55970210]

>>55970189
Made about 1.5k on it last week, lost 500 today. I'm not touching it again until I see some clear news.
Insiders always get the first move and we can't really predict that.

[Anonymous No.55970213]

>>55970193
Well luckily i'm playing online poker so no expensive drinks or tipping is involved. I stopped going to the casino's once they banned smoking. Although greektown allows smoking upstairs but that's such a ratty casino with jewish odds, so I never go there. Poker is the only game that an average guy can get good at with some semblance of skill. Every other casino game is luck unless you're a genuine autist

[Anonymous No.55970215]

bears in shambles

[Anonymous No.55970217]

>>55970202

what is wrong with you? Is your IQ 90? I said today is green and when prompted, I explained why, dumb fucking faggot. I never said I knew the secrets of the universe

[Anonymous No.55970219]

I am financially ruined (other than my roth ira and mutual funds)

[Anonymous No.55970220]

>>55970202
Brent caused 0dte psyop because market makers feared him

[Anonymous No.55970224]

>>55970194
See if you can guess who sells lots of meth, crack, heroin, etc. for profit? What makes a NIGGER is not what they themselves are able to accomplish, but the RUIN that they bring upon OTHERS.

[Anonymous No.55970241]

This has got to be a fucking bulltrap right?? Look at the DXY computer buddy, fucking 0.5 reversal overnight that’s INSANE

[Anonymous No.55970242]

2 mins for scamwick

[Anonymous No.55970247]

>>55970213
>online poker
Tried it, sucks ass in my opinion. Played mostly against bots people had setup to grift easy money from retards. If I'm not getting a free trip to the buffet and free drinks out of the deal gambling just isn't worth it anymore.

[Anonymous No.55970249]

>>55970217
You don’t know that 0DTEs or gamma effects “caused” the market to go in a certain direction. That’s retarded. Incredibly retarded.

It’s fine, I know exactly when I was at wherever you are on the Stock Market Dunning Kruger curve

[Anonymous No.55970250]

Hey, I sold all of my stocks last month since the market dipped 10%, why are we recovering? I thought it was going to be a bloodbath until Christmas

What gives? I'm 70% cash bros this was not the plan

[Anonymous No.55970252]

suddenly i'm making some moneys

[Anonymous No.55970260]

Heh i already lost 78% of my put value whats another 22 DIAMOND HANDS WOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.55970262]

>>55970247
How does a poker bot work?

[Anonymous No.55970261]

>>55970247
>bots
If these are bots, jesus christ are they retarded. I was playing cash games before the tournament when I was still sober and was absolutely bullying these retards around. Doubled up in less than 20 minutes. Also i'm not playing cash games at an actual casino because that's where are the whales hang out and will bully you like fucking crazy just for lolz

[Anonymous No.55970265]

>>55970250
It's almost like it's a bull trap and you're about to fall for it

[Anonymous No.55970267]

>>55970217
Gamma effects are only real when the market *has to* hedge. Not for minute infra day moves. This is why famously the Covid crash had gamma effects.

Bullshit days like today mean nothing from the gamma theory. Gamma tards are so fucking dumb it hurts but I was once like you, thinking market makers dynamically hedged every small move.

[Anonymous No.55970270]

>>55970250
>I thought it was going to be a bloodbath until Christmas
What made you think that?

[Anonymous No.55970272]

>>55970252
kick ass, BLESSED

[Sean No.55970274]

My Hasbro is outcompeting my Amazon and Tesla. Holy shit. I guess that means we are in a recession if escapism is doing this well.

[Anonymous No.55970276]

>>55970249
>>55970207
>>55970206
>>55970202

fucking loser

[Anonymous No.55970277]

>>55970250
You should be buying during a dip

[Anonymous No.55970281]

QQQ reaching dangerous levels of overbought
Reminder that 371 is the absolute limit and every time we get even near we megadump
You were warned

[Anonymous No.55970285]

AM I INSANE?? AM I CRAZY?? LOOK AT THE DXY COMPUTER BUDDY LOOK AT IT

[Anonymous No.55970288]

>>55970262
Wouldn't be that hard just program it to bet a certain way with certain hands, and fold when certain bets get too big. I'm sure it's more complex than that but it would be kind of a waste of time to use a bot anyway because poker is a game of bluffing which is something a bot would have a hard time factoring in.

[Anonymous No.55970292]

>>55970261
Whales stay off the low limit tables which is where I make my money when I do play poker. If it's more than a grand to buy-in I'm not sitting there. As for the bots, literally just all-in them before the river and they will fold the majority of the time unless they're holding a truly insane hand. Even then you can often spook them with that move. Granted that was, again, at the cheap tables with like a 5$ buy-in so I'm sure their bots weren't the absolute best shit you could buy.
>>55970262
Poorly if you actually know how to play poker

[Anonymous No.55970296]

>>55969963
Real loli or small adult?

[Anonymous No.55970299]

>>55970276
grats, you should sell now though because this is the top

[Anonymous No.55970306]

>>55970276
I’m trying to be nice and explain why gamma is not driving the market in small intra-day moves like this. Gamma effects are real when you have outsized moves in either direction and THEN do you start seeing gamma come into play because dealer flows need to start increasing volume hugely.

I’m proud of you for making money today son but try to take this as someone who has been exactly where you are giving you advice about a market dynamic that is widely misunderstood. Gamma matters only when big, big moves are happening.

This is because MMs are hugely diversified and hedging inventory is expensive so MMs do not hedge dynamically.

[Anonymous No.55970307]

>>55970272

[Anonymous No.55970312]

>>55970285
Dollar down equities up i see no problem here.

[Anonymous No.55970315]

Good morning
I can't stand being a failure
Kill me
At least my portfolio is green as shit

[Anonymous No.55970316]

>>55970267
>>55970249

why are you trying to make it sound more complex than it is? Positive gex profile = buy intraday calls, negative, buy puts. I didn't ask for your investopedia cliff notes. I said green day with supportive flows all day, and that's what you'll see. Retard. The SPY is up +0.7% since I posted that an hour ago, why the fuck are you even replying to me? I WAS RIGHT YOU ARE WRONG. YOUR PUTS ARE -82%.

[Anonymous No.55970319]

>>55970215
Good bears can fucking die in hell

[Anonymous No.55970321]

We're in 371 territory
Dump anytime now

[Anonymous No.55970325]

I have no idea where to put my money in this schizo market

[Anonymous No.55970333]

>>55970325
CD it up then

[Anonymous No.55970334]

>>55970285
What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.55970335]

>>55970312
Oh my god it was up, it just fucking TANKED

[Anonymous No.55970336]

2 yr dumping and DXY dumping

[Anonymous No.55970337]

>>55970276
good enough to screenshot = good enough to sell
advice I wish I had followed

[Anonymous No.55970338]

>>55970292
Honestly I doubt there are that many bots if any on the WSOP app. It's a surprisingly dead app. Sometimes it can be hard to even find a full table to play cash games, but yeah i'm a very aggressive poker player so bots wouldn't have a great time against me. It's kind of a shame, I wish more people played poker.

[Anonymous No.55970350]

>>55970316
Alright I’m talking with a retard, I don’t know why I bothered

[Anonymous No.55970351]

>>55970092
>JXN
Not exactly how I expected to lock in a win, but dumping my bags on S&P smallcap 600 passive bros is fine by me.

[Anonymous No.55970355]

>>55970097
Impulse buy when it went up 30% in a day some months back, must’ve been Yahoo trending desu

[Anonymous No.55970365]

>>55970351
I shilled JXN on here first. Would you nod respectfully at me or kowtow me / worship my penis for shilling JXN first.

[Anonymous No.55970367]

Peak degeneracy this market. Companies are hiring less and the market is happy. Kek, it's upside down world. Would you explain this to a regular person without insight and knowledge, he'd think you are crazy and retarded.

[Anonymous No.55970374]

>>55970350
Whoa now I will not accept 30 year old boomers being turned into a soijak meme

[Anonymous No.55970375]

>>55970333
I'm thinking about it, but I'm also worried I might need the cash sometime in the next year if things start getting really shitty. It's like lose lose, if I get CDs and things get really shitty I'll lose the interest anyway, but if things don't get shitty and we recover I'll miss out on possibly more gains.

Only hope for CDs is if we continue to crab but then we're just barely beating inflation.

[Anonymous No.55970387]

>>55970338
Oh yeah nah if you're on the wsop app you're playing strictly against boomers in their free time. Most of them just play the funny money version instead of the real-money version which is why the real-money tables don't have many people in them.

[Anonymous No.55970389]

>>55970292
>>55970338
It's not about playing the game, it's about making money. Statistically, if most players are dudebros and boomers, they behave a certain way and that's where you farm your money from

[Anonymous No.55970391]

>>55970367
Until unemployment goes over 4% recession still canceled. I'm thinking 7% unemployment q2 2024.

[Anonymous No.55970394]

i got stopped on one of my positions.

[Anonymous No.55970396]

To think that two hours ago bobos were so smug.

[Anonymous No.55970397]

>>55970374
That pic is how I imagine most people who talk shot about zoomers on here look like.

[Anonymous No.55970415]

>>55970367
It's rational from a certain perspective. In order to have more money, you either increase revenue or decrease costs. People are spending less, money is expensive, and recession is getting priced in. Revenue isn't an option. Therefore, to increase growth (by increasing net money), costs and wages have to be cut.

[Anonymous No.55970421]

>>55970391
But when it's no recession, why stop hiking or think of cutting? You know? If it's not THAT bad, there also is no reason for the fed not to hike.

[Anonymous No.55970423]

>>55970391
Unemployment is a lagging indicator of recessions. Before 2008 crash unemployment was at a record low

[Anonymous No.55970424]

EVERYONE LAUGH AT THE BEARS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.55970434]

HE bros let's fuckin goooooo

[Anonymous No.55970437]

>>55970267

Your posts is objectively incorrect since the inception of 0DTE options. Look at the different slopes of the GEX profiles of 0DTE, 1DTE, and 14DTE options. 0DTE flows 100% influence intraday price action. They don't make a trend, but they influence markets enough to warrant being cognizant of them. 446 calls are up 500% after this +0.7% move. Pre 0DTE yes, you needed BIG moves to influence gamma to the extent of triggering a squeeze. With 0DTE/1DTE popularity? NO.

[Anonymous No.55970443]

>>55970325
After a paper trading day where both my short and long trades both ended up red I have decided that short term trading fucking sucks and now I am in your position too.

[Anonymous No.55970444]

>>55970365
First I saw of JXN was a twitter post, but I never played big that round. I loaded the fuck up during the Q1 panic dumping a few months back.

[Anonymous No.55970451]

oh wow good thing I was too retarded to buy NVDA puts lmao
thank you anons for saving my ass

[Anonymous No.55970452]

>>55970437
VIX is an aggregate of the volatility of the next 30 days of SPY options, yes? You can't use a VIX of eg 14.55 (today) to forecast what an SPY option will be worth, can you? Like an ATM straddle on SPY is 13% volatility for a few weeks out, but 26% today

[Anonymous No.55970455]

>>55970387
That makes sense. I clean up pretty well on the lower limit tables. Nobody seems real serious about the game. It's a very light atmosphere. I've only played cash games at a poker hall once and i'm not particularly good at hiding my emotion and i'm a very skittish person. When I got pocket aces my hands were visibly shaking so I had to hide them. Now that i'm older i doubt that would be the case buy online I can't act like an idiot and nobody will know.
>>55970397
It kind of looks like me but I don't have glasses...yet. My eyes aren't as good as they used to be.

[Anonymous No.55970457]

>>55970437
What was the actual utility of implementing 0DTE options? Is it literally just to open up more gambling opportunities or is there some use for it I'm missing?

[Anonymous No.55970458]

I AM CONCERNED.

[Anonymous No.55970461]

My SQQQ position is already 4% down in just like half an hour and i'm about 5 pips from being stopped

[Anonymous No.55970463]

>>55970437
>playing with faggy d's
Filtered

[Anonymous No.55970482]

>>55970457
They add new products based on market demand. I suppose 1-day hedges, technically, for news events and such

[Anonymous No.55970488]

>>55970457
It was the diaper to stop brent from completely shitting on market makers. They feared him

[Anonymous No.55970491]

reminder we are 8% and 16% away from ath on indeciis

[Anonymous No.55970493]

THIS

MARKET

WANTS

HIGHER

[Anonymous No.55970526]

post 300

[Anonymous No.55970534]

Test

[Anonymous No.55970545]

>>55970415
>wages have to be cut
lmao

[Anonymous No.55970547]

LOOK AT ALL OF THAT EXIT LIQUIDITY GETTING POOMPED IN

[FRESH No.55970550]

>>55970538
>>55970538
>>55970538

[Anonymous No.55970553]

why are we pumping on bad data?

[Anonymous No.55970559]

you shorted the bottom again

[Anonymous No.55970567]

What the fuck just caused that giant red candle

[Anonymous No.55970594]

If we don’t get a 5% reversal right fucking now, I’m going to scream and smash my tendies into the carpet

[Anonymous No.55970953]

>>55970365
Here’s a nod my man

[Anonymous No.55970970]

>russell and dow solid green
>look at stock market heatmap
>small caps are all muddy and crabbing
>only tech is green

I dont get it

[Anonymous No.55970971]

Just made 7k this market is so fucked lol 0dte is the ONLY way to play if you're patient and watch the big boys. Literally just 444 call bought at open (because lol data matters) and boom done for THE MONTH fuck America

[Anonymous No.55971001]

>>55968689
What would stop me from depositing piss in that vending machine?

[Anonymous No.55971301]

>>55970971
How did you know it would go up

[Anonymous No.55971648]

>>55971301

Higher Highs, fomo of big move to previous top, etc.

You don't need to know exactly where it is going, you need to establish a direction and a basis. The direction was UP and the basis was we keep holding a higher ground on this time frame or w/e time frame. Come up with your own system, make predictions, fail fast and have no exposure whenever possible.

[Anonymous No.55972534]

>>55971648
My predictions are always wrong