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I am a 21 years old man. I live in an apartment in Elizabeth, New Jersey with two roommates and work 35 hours a week at the local Wawa. I don't own a car and have no education. Given my current situation, how would I become a big shot Wall Street banker living in a luxury appartment on the Upper East Side with a closet full of suits from Saks Fifth Avenue a girlfriend who has massive tits?

>> No.55962753

Why do you want to be a part of that system? You're a part of it now, just at the lowest rung. Do you really think they'll let some fucking dirty nobody into their rich family club?

Do you like fucking children or something?

>> No.55962819

>>55962753
Butt out then if you don't have any advice

>> No.55963029

>>55962738
go to the right schools and meet the right people, do you know anyone with a property in the Hamptons?

>> No.55963072

>>55962738
befriend some Wall Street big shot who's willing to teach you the ropes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlFo4eq92O4

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>>55962738
Dollar Cost Average with Bitcoin. Once you have a decent amount (the amount is up to you) then I would pick up a few alt coins with lower market cap, like Kaspa. Your Bitcoin investment needs to be looked at as long term. For the alt coins, take profits during the next bull run.

>> No.55963160

>>55962738
Try and accumulate 3 DKP for moon shot and put 50% of saving into Chainlink. Your biggest advantage you have right now is time. You are only 21 years old, all you need to do is accumulate and wait 5-10 years depending how big of bags you accumulate and you will make it

>> No.55963441

>>55963029
No

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>>55962738
Your fucked.

>> No.55965483

>>55965316
How so?

>> No.55965510

Welp this is now the gayest thread on this board.
How do you expect to ever make any money posting shit like this on biz?

>> No.55965521

>>55962738
>a big shot Wall Street banker living in a luxury appartment on the Upper East Side with a closet full of suits from Saks Fifth Avenue a girlfriend who has massive tits
i'm this guy. you spend a lot of time stressing about your career and how to keep your wealth. sometimes wish for a simpler life with less stress. grass is always greener

>> No.55965564

>>55962738
First I recommend becoming an African American woman. You can take excess sun tan pills to obtain the dark complexion. Then Change your legal name to otumwa untutu. Then apply to a bank of your choice. Practice developing an African accent and speaking loud. Get one of those African fly swatters made of horse hair. Now once you get an interview, talk about systemic racism and being indigenous. Throw in some buzzwords like climate change and artificial intelligence. P/E ratio also sounds good. Wallah. You get a 7 figure job daytrading.

>> No.55965576

21 is nothing. And hard work is easy for you. Set that as your focus and go get it. There’s more than enough rich people who would be happy to pawn that lifestyle off onto you.

>> No.55965652

>>55962738
>Elizabeth, New Jersey
My condolences.
t. Trenton

>> No.55965689

>>55965521
exceptionally weak larp, enjoy this (you)

VNR

>> No.55965733

I had an apartment on Elizabeth too while in college at Kean

>> No.55965784

>>55962738
Change last name to something violently Jewish and apply to an Ivy League college.
> t. Joseph Rosenstein, BS Finance Yale university

>> No.55966128

>>55962738
Sell drugs to the homeless folks that hang out out back

>t. Don't even care if I'm doxxing myself

>> No.55966200

>>55962819
Based

>>55962738
Watch that movie with Will Smith. Something to
do with Wallstreet

>> No.55966219

>>55962738
Work hard and save. Make wise financial decisions. Big risk = big reward but can also lead to insolvency. There's no easy money don't fall for the hype WORK HARD SAVE AND USE YOUR SPARE TIME TO EDUCATE YOURSELF on how to make more $$$

>> No.55966280

>>55962738
just keep pumping people's gas into one nice banker leaves you his card

>> No.55966355

making it through the stock market is a lot like the bell curve meme

the low iq are based retards who lucked out by being retards with stocks and timed it by accident

midwits are poorfags who cope by saying "time in the market"

high iq are people who know how to read the market and time it properly